Someone being so confident in their GENOCIDE plan that they tell the person they're planning to use for the genocide about their plan? This- This is very bad This is very very bad
Incidentally, the helmsman is the one that steers the ship. Sips being the captain would mean Xanu controls the body while Sips tells him what to do. Which is in some ways what seems to be happening.
Sips normally: "You know...I could have a little genocide. As a treat." Sips when a voice in his head tells him to commit genocide: "Well now I'm not gonna do it."
felix: "i can handle a focused singular narrative. no problem!" his group: "lmao now tell 3 separate stories at once. oh and balance encounters for all of them." felix: * internal screaming *
@@jeremydickey3879 i have a plan for a character like that who has an "imaginary friend" who is actually a demon that follows her and gives her wild magic
"And creates a one way portal to 2020 right between the curtains." **voices from the portal** "OooooooOOOOooooo, everything suuuuuucks...ooooOOOOOoooo"
Full ramdom but i wanna express a story here about how i feel Felix'es pain... I run a campaing with some new players and one guy with his friend split from the party at the FIRST MOMENT WE PLAYED because he doenst wanna play the story i brewed and wanted to just make money and sell drugs... his friend just has no idea what to do and followed him ....... Am i a bad dm for wanting to force him in a fight with tiamat at level 2?
@@gioza6494 It doesn't always work but as a DM I have found success in giving the player something to love, if you know the player well enough then make a npc he will love having around, the kind that makes him wanna go see them again and again. then when he is close to them, tie them into the quest, put them in danger, make keeping that npc around reliant on him helping. this is a bit of my style of doing things as I like that method but it can work. Few things make a player more invested in the villain's downfall then when that villain takes something or someone the player loves away from them. It doesn't always work some players after all will just keep going murder hobo or the like, but this is just my feelings. Also you are not wrong to be frustrated with em :)
Try a seven way split. I just made a turn of events that oh so happened to get them all to team up again to solve their problems happen as FASTAS FREAKING POSSIBLE BECAUSE I AM NOT DMING A 7 PEOPLE SPLIT PARTY
@@caesarsosa816 I don't know about you, but I don't trust Xanu to spare Gothi for being a good egg when shit does go down. The proverbial pitchforks and torches are still at the ready for as far as I'm concerned.
@@melaniescribbles Fair enough. I rewatched episode 10 a few minutes ago and Xanu saying "Run." to Gothi definitely gave off some vibes. Not sure if they were positive or negative.
Would be cool that xanu wants to open the same portal that gothi is helping to open and the arina's mom is involved in something related like a descendent of the foreclaimers or somerhing like that and for that her kingdom have those crystals
Sips: *tries to just do some simple cleaning* The Universe: no, I don’t think you will. Here’s a door to the shadow plane! He really never gets a break, does he?
And not just a one-way portal TO it, which is manageable, but a one-way portal FROM it, which, you can't stop them coming through it without going there.
@@Webmage101 I would try to move it inside a closet or into a dresser then lock the dresser shut so nothing can get out atleast that way he doesn't have to worry as much
Welp, don't turn on that portal then. Keep xanu here and "contained" and leave the forclaimers isolated, but alive. But if anyone has a better plan, I would like to hear it. No spoilers dingo, just fan theories/speculation
@@thestonemason7413 well technically it started with the amputation of a monkey, selling cursed crap for a profit, and THEN unleashing a tarrasque with karaoke
Sipps: "Hey, how are you today?" The disembodied screams of the spirits forever trapped in the shadowplane: **earpiercing wails of endless torment** Sipps: "Yeah, thought so." **sips tea**
"Clothes are inefficient" "the pockets are efficient" is sips possessed by a corrupted embodiment of order that used to be worshiped by The foreclaimers? Maybe.
@@clayxros576 gods can be easily corrupted if the beliefs of the more influential followers start taking root. The crusades were direct result of influential religious leaders pushing a religious idea, and so on and so forth. gods are just as much shaped by their believers as their believers are shaped by them. If an embodiment of order became corrupted, it would become a tyrant. It's the reason why SMT games (including Persona believe it or not) have "evil" characters that could be easily described as either lawful or chaotic to an extreme. Heck, the entire concept of the dragonlance campaign setting, may it rest in peace, is that all of the borderline on neutral gods became evil when the evil gods were wiped out and all the good gods became borderline on neutral, still edging towards evil. This was all a result of the worshipers of evil influencing how what God's remained were able to express themselves. Kind of like that.
@@JeronisLeror The crusades are kind of a bad example of that since the god of the Bible isn't influenced in that way. The church just took the faith of Europe and twisted it while God facepalmed in heaven. In fiction on the other hand where the wellbeing of gods is tied to their worshippers, you are correct.
@@clayxros576 Dungeons and Dragons Rules, here. The only god who stays impartial, and by extension, never changes is Ao. The only reason he can stay impartial is almost no one knows he exists. Even then, the handful who do know of him are rendered incapable of using magic.
@My Brand The best Stories are based off of real world shenanigans. Base Game, our world (The Terrasphere) is off in a jetty of the Phlogiston, the magical flow that keeps the multiverse separated and keeps planeswalkers from falling into the blind eternities as frequntly. Therefore, a version of our world, complete with gods, is in the D&D multiverse.
Ok. So. Theory here. Sneeze is something Sips accidentally created when a spell went Wild. When Sips 'died', because of some bond that exists because of this event, Sneeze died for as long as Sips was out.
@@davidwilliams1949 Ah? To be honest I'm not knowledgeable on DnD. Just know a few things, the spells of which I know nothing except for what's been in these videos. But, Dingo has stated that fun is over rules in this campaign, so you never know. Could be Felix's homebrewed version.
Everyone: “Did Sneeze just... die?” Sneeze: “My death was highly exaggerated.” Also did he die at the exact moment Sipps did, cause that’s a whole other can of worms
Dingo: "Last episode was a bit of a downer, huh?" Me: "It's gonna get worse, isn't it?" Dingo: [proceeds to recap] Me: "Yeah, it is..." [end of video] Me: "YEP THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT."
Y'know, the fact that Sips can *factually*, say "The last little girl I knew, I ate her heart" is a testament to Sips, this campaign, and D&D in general really
The wonders of DnD, from a rogue trying to 1v1 Senator Armstrong (not a Metal Gear campaign), to a cursed monkey who's gonna have to stop his stand from committing genocide, to that same monkey singing Toto's Africa so poorly that Godzilla mistakes Alchemist's Quarry for Japan.
Hell, that's what made me love Mr. Wizardly in the first place. A lvl 20 wizard who couldn't be bothered to go actually do things and hires people to do them for him out of pure laziness, that's my kind of NPC
Its funny that xanu thinks he can commit genocide using sips. Last time someone tried doing that. We had handsome jack from tales from the borderlands. And it sure went well for him!
watching 17 straight episodes then realizing there is a several month gap between videos was heartbreaking.... can't wait for the next. Your voice acting + story telling drastically improved since the series started. This could be an actual TV show
*Muscle wizard decides to cast the deadliest and also first spell he ever learned. A spell so mighty it can shatter reality and kill deities!* "I cast Fist."
It's a little girl who thought following the creepy creature with a reptilian hand into an abandoned shack would be a good idea. She just naturally is not intimidatable. lol
Foreshadowing Theory: don’t let Sips and Sneeze reunite. Sneeze has a crystal! That’s why he and Sips died at the same time as Bouclair, and then he came back with Sips.
O shit i didn't think of that . Xanu is probably gonna try to kill him and if it works then the curse is probably gonna grow 50% because it was his body that killed him
@@melissazurbriggen6170 we saw when sips went crazy after Erina gave him the bloodmoon berry that he can control sips frequently and when sips 'died' he controlled it like a puppet then aswell so maybe Xanu's plan is to commit genocide making sips go crazy in the process
@@playyourdrums6762 that would only work if Erina’s shard was embedded in a vital organ. In Bouclair, Sips, and Sneezes case, the crystal is in a vital organ. Sips with the brain, Bouclair with the heart and Sneeze any vital organ
Oh that's why sips tried to kill gothi when he went mad. He was possessed by Xanu. And Xanu wants to kill all of the foreclaimers. That. Makes a surprising amount of sense.
There's a few problems with this theory, though in fairness all of them are explained in a later episode. First, when Xanu takes full control of Sips' body, Sips' eyes turn black. This happens only a few times (during the fight you mentioned, and also when Sips "died" when he killed Bou Claire aka Potato Girl). Up until that point in the fight, Sips was controlled by Curse. Now you might argue that Xanu maybe wanted to kill Gothi himself but consider the next 2 points; Second, Xanu explains that when he was created by the Foreclaimers, Gothi was the only one who showed him kindness. The Foreclaimers are supposed to be devoid of empathy, any who exhibit empathy are seen as defective and the Foreclaimers were cold-hearted scientists and elitists. The only reason Gothi wasn't killed by her people is because she was the next Empress of the Foreclaimer empire. Third, Xanu explains to Sips that it takes both of them to hold Curse back. Xanu might be a soul god but he isn't strong enough to hold back Curse on his own. It likely took a huge effort on Xanu's part to take enough control of Sips' body to tell Gothi to run. Xanu even agrees with Sips that he would exclude Gothi from the genocide - why would he do that if he wanted her dead? It make much more sense for Xanu to be attempting to repay Gothi for her kindness by sparing her from the genocide and attempting to save her (she stood her ground against Curse even after Xanu told her to run, and only the arrival of Erina with a sleeping dart kept Gothi from near-certain death).
@@GirishManjunathMusic well.. Fewer actually. Archeologist is out in this sentence because of the proceeding 'an'. Boulders that can be crushed by this particular 'Amazonian' wouldn't be very "magnificent" ... But, those guns *are* perfectly apt!😁
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It's a good thing Sneeze with Erina, she almost lost the most powerful weapon a magical girl has: friendship
That and an animal sidekick.
It also means they're split into duos. Erina and sneeze, gothi and jawbone (gem obsessed lunatic doesn't count) and sips and xanu
And now she has her animal companion
*mlp inTensIfiEs*
Sneeze and Erina are friends?
Someone being so confident in their GENOCIDE plan that they tell the person they're planning to use for the genocide about their plan?
This-
This is very bad
This is very very bad
@@shalkonon013 let's find out the next episode shall we ;)
@@JordanWheeler1999 want to take bets on if she'll get the next one out by the end of the year?
yeahhhhhhh
And do you realize that GENOCIDE OF THE FORECLAIMERS MEAN GOTHI HAS TO DIE?!
@@lunarwings4481 oh no
"Your body is not a ship,
You being a captain makes no sense"
*chuckles*
Well when you have someone in it that can take control of the controls that analogy is perfect.
Incidentally, the helmsman is the one that steers the ship. Sips being the captain would mean Xanu controls the body while Sips tells him what to do. Which is in some ways what seems to be happening.
Honestly, Sounds exactly like Rogal Dorn from TTS. atleast thats how i heard it in my head
@@reddragonminecraftmodsandm4366 Took the words right out of my mouth, this is going to be good😁
I'm getting flashbacks to Adornable from TTS!
“Mom said it’s my turn with the DM.”
man I do not envy this DM... however he is really really skilled to even do it
Yeah when I dm I let my players attempt to knock the bbeg off a bridge with them being successful sometimes
Xanu: "I want to commit a genocide, and you're going to help me do it."
Sips: "I don't like your funny words, magic man!"
“Split the party!” (Splits party) “thank you!”
@William Bickers definitely not me
Sips "If you try to kill Gothi, I'm taking us both down. Other than that, let's get murdery."
Hi Chara
Sips: "Alright OKAY We're just gonna start with a no right there. Do you have any NON GENOCIDE requests?"
Jack, waiting in the city: "It's been weeks!"
Us, waiting on the internet: "It's three years."
“Are those cargo pants?”
“The pockets are efficient”
Now I want to know what a fantasy version of the 90s would look like.
I pitched this to a dm for my rouge. Looks where given....
the lad's literally an illusion, pockets wouldn't even work.
There's pockets on his god damn knees and ankles, that's some high level cargo pants
@@Tsuruchi_420 the guy loves him some pockets most likey murder pockets. Ya we need the back story of why he wants to talk out a whole civilization.
everyone's talking about how sad this is and genocide and... well dnd stuff but-
WHAT DID THE SHEEPS DO
I am betting they were evil. ever seen the killer rabbit, just imagine that, with bigger fluffier and hoofier beasts
i'd imagine sips would kill the fluff bbs out of spite.
Yeah same question here. I keep rewaching these series(because they so good) and I always come back to this question
*they got what they deserved.*
They know what they did
“What did it taste like?”
“Regret.”
“Neat.”
I mean....souls tast like mint...so
Not going to lie that sound so metal what he said.
At first I thought she said MEEEAT
Vicky: "what did taste like"
Sips: "regret"
Vicky: "neat"
HELL YEA
Honestly she's an orc so I guess it's normal
I honestly misheard her saying 'meat' XD like a f*cking pun
Omg thank you all I have never had this many comments or likes on a comment thank you all :D
That’s a little girl who’s considered eating a heart before lol
I misheard it as 'bread' at first
"Clothes are.. inefficient, and unecessary for this conversation"
"Oh they are VERY necessary for this conversation"
Then they wear cargo pants lol.
I sat out my water when I watched that part omg 😂😂😂
Pants ar an illusion and so is death.
@@durinderunsterbliche6472 Him literally being an illusion makes this all the better
UA-cam demonetization is lurking
“No controlling the monkey!”
The one and only rule to follow to play sips perfectly
No monkey business. Duly noted
Dingo: "Sometimes things have to get worse to get better"
2020: "Watch me" lol
Or things just keep getting worse!
lmao that's so perfect.
2020: Obtherve
I think 2020 is procrastinating the "get better" part
The 2020s
"Your body is not a ship, you being it's captain makes no sense" I wasn't aware Sips was being possessed by Rogal Dorn
He’d probably have a magic pain glove if that were the case. Instead he has a magic pain paw.
The stoic mind and a monkey with anger issiuse... well well well
I have a feeling the Forerunners are basically the Imperial Fists...
Or Drax from the mcu, either works
Eyyyy... TTS!
Sips normally: "You know...I could have a little genocide. As a treat."
Sips when a voice in his head tells him to commit genocide: "Well now I'm not gonna do it."
It’s not fun now
Nice
noot
Isn’t sips supposed to be chaotic good?
XD good one XD
lol
@@williamdroog7806 I believe chaotic neutral
"do you wish me to raise your hand when i want to talk" this is honestly the cutest thing Xanu has done. He's almost like Drax in a way
true, very true
No! There will be no raising of MY hand!
"What did it taste like?"
"Regret."
"Neat."
-This exchange was hilarious to me for some reason.
Oh. I thought he said "bread." XD
I thought they said MEAT
I mean... she IS an orc.
IKR
Da's a cute picture you got. Where is it from?
"I want to commit genocide."
*Five seconds later*
"Our sponsor is Big Bag Booklet!"
They will commit genocide thanks to big bag booklet!
If it were me I'd accept instantly
so the basic thing
Sounds like some world war 2 type shit
“What did it taste like?” “Regret.” “Neat.” This episode was gold
Don't you mean this episode is fool's gold.
Um... er... sorry that joke was bad ill go home.
@@absonaura You stole the joke from me, take my like
They also did too
@@absonaura *you used the fast travel didn't you*
Fool's gold
Wizardly: "I do take souls now..."
Petition to see a Warlock subclass on this.
Show your DM the video and tell him you want Mr. Wizardly as your patron.
yes
Soul siphon subclass, you can use souls to regain spell slots and pretty much anything else
“Dammit,Jim, I’m an archaeologist not a 6 and a half foot Amazonian”
that can crush boulders with her biceps
I just realized that Bucket handed out Water.
I know bucket it just became The waterboy
Upvote this RIGHT NOW
Neat
holy water 2 go! only 20000000 gold a bottle!
Holy shit yes! 😂
felix: "i can handle a focused singular narrative. no problem!"
his group: "lmao now tell 3 separate stories at once. oh and balance encounters for all of them."
felix: * internal screaming *
Do you mean eternal screaming
I bet there was some external screaming too.
Reminds me of how in unexpectables monty planned out a double encounter if party split in some way in the session
Someone who has never played or run Amber.
8:58 Note: it's not that vicky succeeded the save, it's that
*_Nothing happened._*
please tell me that was a one piece reference🤩
"YOU GET ONE QUESTION"
"what are you"
"...."
* *has existential identity crisis* *
Honestly me
Ree
Vsauce music starts
"A monkey. I-I think, it's complicated!"
We need a specific answer by dingo, but he a monkodile (monkey+crocodile)
"The last little girl I knew, I ate her heart!"
".....COOL! What did it taste like?"
"Regret..."
"Neat."
I love it. I want a Vicky.
im going to beg my dm to give us a vicky who is secretly really dangerous in a fight but outside of a fight is a weirdly annoying/cool child
@@jeremydickey3879 i have a plan for a character like that who has an "imaginary friend" who is actually a demon that follows her and gives her wild magic
Gotta be honest, I thought she said "Meat" 😂
Reminds me of Caboose lol
"And creates a one way portal to 2020 right between the curtains."
**voices from the portal** "OooooooOOOOooooo, everything suuuuuucks...ooooOOOOOoooo"
Yesssss. Even though I don’t actually know what’s in the shadow plane.
@@thaias9654 Meh... whatever it is, it's probably pretty shady. ;o)
@@thaias9654 pretty sure it’s the place they went to retrieve Sneeze from the Dark Crystal
i heard ooooooooooooooooooo, pink sus.... oooooooooooooooooo
Okay, thanks @@thetwilightgamer.
"What are we in, the fantasy 90s!?"
Says the monkey wearing MC Hammer pants.
"What did it taste like"
"Regret"
"Neat"
Me: *WHEEZE*
No controlling the monkey!
"Meat!"
I thought she said meat lol
Well she was raised with werwolf's meat
That must help forge quite the character
Hi
"The campaign goes on as a three split story"
..........I legit just felt pain for Felix
"It worked for us, to Felix's horror"
Yup, there's the pain
Full ramdom but i wanna express a story here about how i feel Felix'es pain... I run a campaing with some new players and one guy with his friend split from the party at the FIRST MOMENT WE PLAYED because he doenst wanna play the story i brewed and wanted to just make money and sell drugs... his friend just has no idea what to do and followed him ....... Am i a bad dm for wanting to force him in a fight with tiamat at level 2?
@@gioza6494 as a dm this is the only logical decision
@@gioza6494 It doesn't always work but as a DM I have found success in giving the player something to love, if you know the player well enough then make a npc he will love having around, the kind that makes him wanna go see them again and again. then when he is close to them, tie them into the quest, put them in danger, make keeping that npc around reliant on him helping. this is a bit of my style of doing things as I like that method but it can work. Few things make a player more invested in the villain's downfall then when that villain takes something or someone the player loves away from them. It doesn't always work some players after all will just keep going murder hobo or the like, but this is just my feelings. Also you are not wrong to be frustrated with em :)
Try a seven way split. I just made a turn of events that oh so happened to get them all to team up again to solve their problems happen as FASTAS FREAKING POSSIBLE BECAUSE I AM NOT DMING A 7 PEOPLE SPLIT PARTY
I see that coming...
...but it still hurts
“Getting rid of glitter”
Oh that will take years to get rid of.
micro plastic- you're never gonna get rid of it, as it doesn't biodegrade O_O
Glitter is an un removable curse
Glitter: so bad, even magic can't get rid of it.
With the amount of glitter there? More like decades. Or even centuries if it's really bad.
@@sparrowthesparrow Not anymore, a species of bacteria has evolved in Japan that eats plastic. Just sprinkle it on there and you’re good.
Xanu: "I want to commit a genocide"
Me: PROTECT GOTHI AT ALL COSTS!
EXACTLY!
YES! ASSEMBLE AN ARMY!
After episode 18, I don't think we need to worry about that
@@caesarsosa816 I don't know about you, but I don't trust Xanu to spare Gothi for being a good egg when shit does go down. The proverbial pitchforks and torches are still at the ready for as far as I'm concerned.
@@melaniescribbles Fair enough. I rewatched episode 10 a few minutes ago and Xanu saying "Run." to Gothi definitely gave off some vibes. Not sure if they were positive or negative.
Erina: finding her mom
Gothi: summoning a portal
Sips: casually helping out an incredibly powerful being commit genocide
What could possibly go wrong with the combination of 2 and 3
As you do.
@@ghostthespiritgaurdian9172 nothing boring at lest
Would be cool that xanu wants to open the same portal that gothi is helping to open and the arina's mom is involved in something related like a descendent of the foreclaimers or somerhing like that and for that her kingdom have those crystals
Sneeze: ????
Sips: *tries to just do some simple cleaning*
The Universe: no, I don’t think you will. Here’s a door to the shadow plane!
He really never gets a break, does he?
never
And not just a one-way portal TO it, which is manageable, but a one-way portal FROM it, which, you can't stop them coming through it without going there.
@@Webmage101 I would try to move it inside a closet or into a dresser then lock the dresser shut so nothing can get out atleast that way he doesn't have to worry as much
“This monkey is a fantastic disaster”
-my siblings describing me
Sips: "Y'know, the last little girl I knew, I ate her heart."
Vicky: "Cool! What did it taste like?"
Sips: *"Regret."*
I like this kid. She's kind-of like Boo from Monsters Inc.
Vicky: "Neat."
@@dr.bright6272 Wait.. She isn't?
*Xanu:* "I want to commit.... a genocide."
*Dingo:* *_THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN SPONSORED BY-_*
"Gahhhhhh!!!" That is me falling of a cliff I did not see.
Ok but what did you expect?
Welp, don't turn on that portal then. Keep xanu here and "contained" and leave the forclaimers isolated, but alive.
But if anyone has a better plan, I would like to hear it. No spoilers dingo, just fan theories/speculation
this whole series is the epitome of "well that escalated quickly"
Perfect explanation
It started with a tarasque
@@thestonemason7413
and karaoke, don’t forget that.
@@thestonemason7413 well technically it started with the amputation of a monkey, selling cursed crap for a profit, and THEN unleashing a tarrasque with karaoke
“That went from 0-100 real fuqin quick”
"pants are ineffecient"
-ancient, genocidal warlord
(The) pants are an illusion. And so is death.
Sipps: "Hey, how are you today?"
The disembodied screams of the spirits forever trapped in the shadowplane: **earpiercing wails of endless torment**
Sipps: "Yeah, thought so." **sips tea**
Everything sucksssssss
“What did it taste like?”
“regret”
“*NEAT*”
I’m screaming
Dingo: sometimes things need to get worse to get better
2020 and Dingo in unison: But sometimes it just gets worse!
"Clothes are inefficient" "the pockets are efficient" is sips possessed by a corrupted embodiment of order that used to be worshiped by The foreclaimers? Maybe.
And if the thing they worshipped wants to wipe them out, suddenly I'm wondering if there is a reason they need to die.
@@clayxros576 gods can be easily corrupted if the beliefs of the more influential followers start taking root. The crusades were direct result of influential religious leaders pushing a religious idea, and so on and so forth. gods are just as much shaped by their believers as their believers are shaped by them. If an embodiment of order became corrupted, it would become a tyrant. It's the reason why SMT games (including Persona believe it or not) have "evil" characters that could be easily described as either lawful or chaotic to an extreme. Heck, the entire concept of the dragonlance campaign setting, may it rest in peace, is that all of the borderline on neutral gods became evil when the evil gods were wiped out and all the good gods became borderline on neutral, still edging towards evil. This was all a result of the worshipers of evil influencing how what God's remained were able to express themselves. Kind of like that.
@@JeronisLeror
The crusades are kind of a bad example of that since the god of the Bible isn't influenced in that way. The church just took the faith of Europe and twisted it while God facepalmed in heaven. In fiction on the other hand where the wellbeing of gods is tied to their worshippers, you are correct.
@@clayxros576 Dungeons and Dragons Rules, here. The only god who stays impartial, and by extension, never changes is Ao. The only reason he can stay impartial is almost no one knows he exists. Even then, the handful who do know of him are rendered incapable of using magic.
@My Brand The best Stories are based off of real world shenanigans. Base Game, our world (The Terrasphere) is off in a jetty of the Phlogiston, the magical flow that keeps the multiverse separated and keeps planeswalkers from falling into the blind eternities as frequntly. Therefore, a version of our world, complete with gods, is in the D&D multiverse.
"Concerned DM noises" is such a great expression
"We've hit rock bottom, there's no way but up!"
"Fool, I have _Stone to Flesh!"_
"OH PANTS ARE VERY NECESSARY FOR THIS CONVERSATION!" Best quote.
I n d e e d
I t
I s
Extremely necessary
"Are those... CARGO PANTS?"
@@greengamer2026 "The pockets are efficient"
@@greengamer2026
I feel attacked. LoL
I’m in danger!
“I ate her heart”
“Cool!”
I sense either a 1 or 2 on the intimidation check
With disadvantage cause hes talking to an Orc child.
The fact that Xanu doesn’t understand metaphors is *beautiful*
He would totally fit the road work vine
Friendly reminder this whole thing started with:
I almost doomed a city with karaoke
Friendly reminder this is the story of how Dingo doomed the entire universe
My friend: if I sang I'd cause worldwar 3 or the end of the world
Me: *flashback to drunk karaoke*
Uhh-
"I almost tpk'd The Universe."
@@clayxros576 oh my god, what if the "doom the universe accidentally" wasn't the tarrasque, but xanu or some shit?
@@cjdziesiuta1995
This is what I'm alluding to
Prediction, the little orc girl is a werwolf, that why sips couldn't curse her she was already cursed.
Oh my God adorable Werewolf puppy!
Well that's not good, dont they hunt werewolves
Honestly I thought she was a vampire at first just cuz her hair looked like cute fluffy bat wings.
This isn't as fun a theory but she could've succeeded her save
@@tsltyne617 Yeah but it just seemed like a weird detail to include the fact that they hunted werewolves kinda sus ngl 🤔
Nobody forget how 'Bucket' got his name.
"Nah, you missed your chance. It's bucket now." -Sips
Also, poor Felix
And xanu ain’t making that mistake, saying “you will call me xanu”
who else feels that sips and sneeze are bound to each other and sneeze collapsed at the same time sips died
Xanu: "I want to create a genocide. And you are going to help."
Sips: "..."
*Sponsorship*
Me: "WHAT? WHAT THE FU-?!"
Grab the wall quick it's a cliff!
What were you expecting???
@@loganshaw9198 And it's the exact same cliff as last time. We are waiting for some explanation from Xanu
*every time*
I- Thats my reaction
Ok. So. Theory here. Sneeze is something Sips accidentally created when a spell went Wild. When Sips 'died', because of some bond that exists because of this event, Sneeze died for as long as Sips was out.
If you mean he is something like the unseen servant spell I disagree because if that was so his body would have faded out of existence when sips died
@@davidwilliams1949 Ah? To be honest I'm not knowledgeable on DnD. Just know a few things, the spells of which I know nothing except for what's been in these videos. But, Dingo has stated that fun is over rules in this campaign, so you never know. Could be Felix's homebrewed version.
i was thinking a life-link thing but this, this is gold
Or, sneeze has a big part of the crystal and since sips (carrying Xanu) died, so did he
Sips is Sneeze. Sneeze is Sips
"Your body is not a ship. You being a captain makes no sense."
Rogal Dorn: "This is true."
Slavesayswhat!?!?
@@Straypuppers No.
@Tactical Bacon Shall we let you know when Corvus Corax gets here?
@Tactical Bacon FOR THE EMPEROR!
I’m glad I was not alone in this line of thinking.
"The last little girl I knew,"
*"I Ate Her Heart"*
...
*COOL!*
Gothi: so Sips what do you want to eat?
Xanu: "the souls of the innocent"
Sips: a bagel
Xanu: "NO!"
Sips: two bagel
NOOOOO
I approve of this crossover.
two bagel same
This fits too well to be legal
i need an animatic of this
Everyone: “Did Sneeze just... die?”
Sneeze: “My death was highly exaggerated.”
Also did he die at the exact moment Sipps did, cause that’s a whole other can of worms
Hmm... That's not good... That's not good at all... Why would they be linked? Does the connection go both ways? What tragedy has just been set up?
I Think sneeze is mechanically a 3.5e familliar, familliar dying makes master loose EXP, master dying makes familliar die, they are indeed linked
thats what i was thinking!!
Thats... Not good..
I think so... but idk
Dingo: "Last episode was a bit of a downer, huh?"
Me: "It's gonna get worse, isn't it?"
Dingo: [proceeds to recap]
Me: "Yeah, it is..."
[end of video]
Me: "YEP THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT."
Well it went downhill a bit slower than last time
That made me laugh, your wonderful comment made me laugh. Bravo, bravo. LOL
So Zanu is basically a certain someone in a certain game when you the genocide run?
@@thedominion4626 elven chara/sephiroth.
im afraid ._.
i just started watching the vid-
idk why im scrolling through the comment section
"There will be no raising of anything of mine!"
[looks away]
"Holy Water 2 Go" - Prayers 'R Us is still operating smoothly, I see!
I wish I was funny too
Holy water was: $9.99
Now: $5.99
My favorite gags from this series are prayers r us and necromart. Keep it going!
Party: unlocks fast travel.
DM: starts coming up with ideas to have them regret it.
At least that's how I would run it.
Oh absolutely. Just start rolling for teleportation failure
@@danielcunningham4339 or bad people use it to attack
@@nukerwolf7788 Exactly!
Yea having magic portals directly into your city is not a good idea
@@adamkaris Gonna need some magic version of the IRIS from Stargate SG-1 ua-cam.com/video/iqcY5SmA95U/v-deo.html
God Tier Quote!
"I don't like you..."
"And I am not here to be liked."
"The last little girl I met I ate her heart."
"Cool!"
"Ugh!"
"What did it taste like?"
"Regret."
*"Neat."*
Yes! Someone mentioned that badass line from Xanu.
Straight up Johnny Silverhand wise "We got a city to burn"
I love it
This is the equivalent of having a minecraft video titled: "We dig straight down"
I cant say how true this is
An art video titled watercolor without any water.
And can dig through bedrock
Using TNT and pressure plates.
Y'know, the fact that Sips can *factually*, say "The last little girl I knew, I ate her heart" is a testament to Sips, this campaign, and D&D in general really
The wonders of DnD, from a rogue trying to 1v1 Senator Armstrong (not a Metal Gear campaign), to a cursed monkey who's gonna have to stop his stand from committing genocide, to that same monkey singing Toto's Africa so poorly that Godzilla mistakes Alchemist's Quarry for Japan.
@@Wampao And a woman playing with Godzilla like a puppet.
@@Bofrab Then getting YEETED to Heck because Curious George didn't like her.
Then realizing that he said this to an orc.
"Do you wish me to raise YOUR hand."
I'm dying that line is too funny
step 1: acquire stand
step 2: come to terms with having stand
step 3: jojo shenanigans approaching
"Last episode was a bit of a downer, huh?"
*Is on a downward spiral since at least four episodes.*
it went downhill when she said she was playing a wild mage
@@tneK95 Eh, that was the fun part, you know... Before Sneeze died.
"He got magic. And is lazy." This is literally my 5e sorcerer in a nutshell.
Hell, that's what made me love Mr. Wizardly in the first place. A lvl 20 wizard who couldn't be bothered to go actually do things and hires people to do them for him out of pure laziness, that's my kind of NPC
That's MOST 5e sorcerers in a nutshell....
My cat wizard : clone?!
If I was wizard
Sad that sorcs only have 2 spells per lvl and their list is combat focused. But yes using magic out of pure laziness is fun.
Mr. Wizardly: *sees honest work for decent pay*
"Damn"
I’d like to imagine that this whole thing started because baby sips ate a bunch of evil crystal as a baby as you do
"Alright gang, let's split up"
"Shaggy you go with the dog and I'll head off with the Succubus and the female Bard to investigate the bedrooms"
100th like ;)
*AND EYYYY JUSTIN*
So we meet again Justin
To powerful
Hello Justin Y.
Why are you every where
Sips: what do you want?
Xanu: To commit genocide
Sips: a bagel
Xanu: no
Sips: two bagels
To be fair Dingo did make a vine out of this, and she posted it on Twitter lol
twitter.com/dingodoodles/status/1320387680648060931?s=21
Its funny that xanu thinks he can commit genocide using sips. Last time someone tried doing that. We had handsome jack from tales from the borderlands. And it sure went well for him!
Make that 3
@@taekwonditto yeah I know it was because of this comment 😂
"Clothes are inefficient and unnecessary for this conversation" is like the equal opposite of "pants are an illusion and so is death"
Is it a delicious apple?.... oR A ROTTING HEART????
Wow... In this case pants ARE REALLY AN ILLUSION!!
watching 17 straight episodes then realizing there is a several month gap between videos was heartbreaking.... can't wait for the next. Your voice acting + story telling drastically improved since the series started. This could be an actual TV show
Frick yeah it could and I would get Netflix just to watch it
heck yea, i mean, even the big dragon fight from like, episode 6 could be animated too
"For a normal sorceror, this is easy. But we're playing Sips baby!"
Wild magic time? It's wild magic time isn't it?
And as a cantrip too?
How strange
Weeeee! Wild magic time 🥳
DnD shenanigans at its finest
@@shinobidaniel_12 Perhaps it is an effect of the curse increasing.
I knew wild magic would happen before that statement XD
"What did it taste like?"
"Regret."
Relatable.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN RELATABLE?
YOU ATE A HUMAN'S HEART?
Okay but I can’t help but read the “relatable” in OSP Red’s voice
@@AP-ri8we Relatable. :)
Neat
So it tastes like my ex.. now I'm not hungry anymore
"Puts a chair in front of it"
Me: dies
And a lantern, Sips is not an idiot.
If I didn't know it wasn't there, I would definitely sit on it and go back and forth.
14:00 i'll never got over the Dingo endorsement of Cargo pants
sneeze when he eventually sees vicky with sips: *silently pull out knives*
"...are those cargo pants"
"The pockets are efficient."
what are we in the fantasy 90s?
-Sips
I'm in this comment and I don't like it help
well, he is not wrong...
Efficiency V
-lesbians
Little Orc girl is the perfect NPC to bother Sips. She's so darn cute.
She really is, and the fact that she’s also not effected by his curse is curious, but also a great plot hook.
9:40 Meat :)
Umm, excuse me can i ask u what does mean NPC is , i'm into the story but I don't know d&d terms , so could u explain it to me and thank u 😊🤍
@@danaab An NPC is a non player character, so basically a character that is played by the dm :)
@@danaab Not to be confused with a DMNPC of course, that's a whole other door that needs to be closed.
“I want to commit a genocide”
Well damn. That’s definitely High scale honesty
Vicky: "are you a wizard?!"
Simps: "do I *look* like a nerd?"
my wizard/fighter character: *"say that again, I dare you"*
My druid/barbarian/Werewolf character: "nerdddd...." :3
*Muscle wizard decides to cast the deadliest and also first spell he ever learned. A spell so mighty it can shatter reality and kill deities!*
"I cast Fist."
@@HenshinFanatic Actually I have it written down that her favorite spells are Fireball, and Burning hands
*I cast fireball punch*
Me a warlock: haha you dont *Dare* go near my sorcerer buddies
you spelling it "Simps" instead of "Sips" made this 1,000x funnier.
“and you are going to help me do it.”
“THIS VIDEO IS SPONSORED BY THE DECKOFMANY.COM-“
me: HAAAAAA NOOOO
"the last little girl I knew I ate her heart"
"cool!"
Did he roll 1 on intimidation or is this little girl just immune?
Probably immune. Children can be very into the 'violent/cool' stuff.
@@Bloodlyshiva I figured, but I still had to make the joke
It's a little girl who thought following the creepy creature with a reptilian hand into an abandoned shack would be a good idea. She just naturally is not intimidatable. lol
She's an orc. They aren't intimidated at all, hell they hunt werewolfs
@@spritemon98 also a fair point
Xanu: I want to comit a genocide, and you are going to help me do it.
*video ends*
Me: *screams internally* (maybe externally too)
*Video goes up
-Me: "LIKE AND SHARE!"
-Dingo: "but, you didnt even wat-"
-Me: "Shhhh! It's perfect!"
✰.✰
Yes. Unfortunately, I have no one to share it to.
@@thaias9654 me to me to
Ah but the story is in chaos
Same here!
Foreshadowing Theory: don’t let Sips and Sneeze reunite. Sneeze has a crystal! That’s why he and Sips died at the same time as Bouclair, and then he came back with Sips.
O shit i didn't think of that . Xanu is probably gonna try to kill him and if it works then the curse is probably gonna grow 50% because it was his body that killed him
@@melissazurbriggen6170 Insert Undertale Game Over theme here.
But Erina also has a crystal, I don't think it's related cause I don't think the black guy haunts sneeze as well, that'll be... inefficient.
@@melissazurbriggen6170 we saw when sips went crazy after Erina gave him the bloodmoon berry that he can control sips frequently and when sips 'died' he controlled it like a puppet then aswell so maybe Xanu's plan is to commit genocide making sips go crazy in the process
@@playyourdrums6762 that would only work if Erina’s shard was embedded in a vital organ. In Bouclair, Sips, and Sneezes case, the crystal is in a vital organ. Sips with the brain, Bouclair with the heart and Sneeze any vital organ
"Getting rid of glitter"
HA. Glitter never really goes away.
But with magic you can send the glitter somewhere else...like the Plane of Fire
Glitter is like loved ones. Never truly gone.
I find it slightly funny that Vicky basically has adopted sips in a manner and adorable
*COOL LIFE HACK!:*
*Whenever somebody is really angry,*
*Boop them on the nose for wacky antics!*
"And you're gonna help me.."
"THIS EPISODE WAS SPONSORED BY"
cri
this episode was sponsored by cry 😢
@@jamesshannon1629 I think they sponsored the last two episodes.
Are we just gonna skip passed that whole “Mr Wizardly takes payment in souls now” thing?
P.S. Felix is amazing. That’s all.
no,
no we are not
I am guessing Mr. Wizardly now goes by Mr. Warlockly now
He reminds me of Mr Popo
Yeah, I've gotten used to that sentence.
mr lichardly
I find it funny that in Sip's segments there fourth wall breaks.
Oh that's why sips tried to kill gothi when he went mad.
He was possessed by Xanu. And Xanu wants to kill all of the foreclaimers.
That. Makes a surprising amount of sense.
There's a few problems with this theory, though in fairness all of them are explained in a later episode.
First, when Xanu takes full control of Sips' body, Sips' eyes turn black. This happens only a few times (during the fight you mentioned, and also when Sips "died" when he killed Bou Claire aka Potato Girl). Up until that point in the fight, Sips was controlled by Curse. Now you might argue that Xanu maybe wanted to kill Gothi himself but consider the next 2 points;
Second, Xanu explains that when he was created by the Foreclaimers, Gothi was the only one who showed him kindness. The Foreclaimers are supposed to be devoid of empathy, any who exhibit empathy are seen as defective and the Foreclaimers were cold-hearted scientists and elitists. The only reason Gothi wasn't killed by her people is because she was the next Empress of the Foreclaimer empire.
Third, Xanu explains to Sips that it takes both of them to hold Curse back. Xanu might be a soul god but he isn't strong enough to hold back Curse on his own. It likely took a huge effort on Xanu's part to take enough control of Sips' body to tell Gothi to run. Xanu even agrees with Sips that he would exclude Gothi from the genocide - why would he do that if he wanted her dead? It make much more sense for Xanu to be attempting to repay Gothi for her kindness by sparing her from the genocide and attempting to save her (she stood her ground against Curse even after Xanu told her to run, and only the arrival of Erina with a sleeping dart kept Gothi from near-certain death).
He specifically told gothi to run. He didn't try to kill her.
Also, when he faught her, it was the curse taking control
this aged like milk
Yes but all exept gothi cause she was quote on qoute defect and when it happened he said to her run
I can possibly see sip’s response of “f*** no” already.
I mean, the guy can control his body, sooooooooo not much of a choice.
@@starplane1239 I think you’re underestimating sip’s luck. That or I’m overestimating it. I’m fine with either.
@@samuelmoss1539 *Its Sips*
Jack: ''I'm an archeologist! Not a six and half foot tall amazonian with guns that can crush boulders.''
He forgot to say magnificent.
Which noun is that modifying?
@@GirishManjunathMusic All of them...
@@GirishManjunathMusic technically 'Amazonian', but you would put it in front of 'six'...
@@KickyFut yea, it's just you got four nouns there that it could modify: archeologist, amazonian, guns, and boulders.
@@GirishManjunathMusic well.. Fewer actually. Archeologist is out in this sentence because of the proceeding 'an'. Boulders that can be crushed by this particular 'Amazonian' wouldn't be very "magnificent" ... But, those guns *are* perfectly apt!😁
I'd say this is the happiest episode yet... THEY UNLOCKED FAST TRAVEL!