didn't realize that was used by other people, if you dont mind heres some explanation so i was at a dnd camp that was seperated into two groups, and my group gave both nicknames, murder hobos and murder casuals ight imma head out
Me - still trying to figure out the difference between Cleric and Druid Look I'm chaos black mage, who specializes in fire and water based magic. As long as I get HP back after I fuck up a spell, I don't really care which class is healing me. Uh... Side note, does anyone have any burn heal potions? I rolled a 1 on that fire spell few turns ago, and the fire just subsidied. The burn mark is hurting me more then the fire did
Black_ Fog essentially think of a Druid as a cleric mixed with a wizard.. but more wizard than cleric also they can transform into animals/even bosses.
“Mrs. Wizardly” does that mean she’s married? How is that conversation going to go down? “Hey. Yknow *those* adventures I told you about?” “Yeah why? Also where are y- OH GOD!”
@@zykeo371 As I rule it, it affects the soul, since there are curses that can make you undead or make your soul not go to the appropriate place, etc. Other DMs would rule it differently.
It definitely won't blow up in her face... because by "right moment" she means she's waiting for the invention of the long distance telephone call. And I do not blame her. She is SO dead. Also OH NO NOT MY PRECIOUS SNEEZE AGAIN!!! 😱😱😱
Had that happen before. I turned into a werewolf. He let me have two actions into it. "you are filled with blood-lust." I chose to attack my brother's character (He was the closest to mine), and to yell "Stop... me!" and then he completed his transformation (I'd forgotten he'd been bitten several sessions ago) and the party had to subdue me. They did, and tied my dwarf upside-down and hung him from a tree until morning.
Does anyone else feel like Jack is the main villain of the story? 1. He stabbed Gothi, knowing full well that if he were mistaken about her origins he could’ve killed her. 2. He knew the functions of the mech dragon yet he never notified the party that it used the souls of people to power it. 3. He prioriticed the opening of an ancient (possibly dangerous) portal over the lives of everyone in an entire city. WHAT THE ACTUAL F(quack) JACK?!
Yeah. He knows more then he is telling the party. He is taking a big risk for a discovery. He knows what that portal is for and I don’t think he plans to share with the party it’s purpose until it’s already opened.
Eh I wouldn't worry about it If he becomes a God from the power of the portal, just rol 20 on initiative and use the ultimate d&d player move A long forgotten technique called "flip the table"
Sips: "Run." Erina: {tranquilizes Sips} Erina: "Oh. Was that plot?" that's a whole-ass mood there, with the whole "super-serious thing happening" and then you just get stopped
@@Valery0p5 Almost certainly yes. I mean, Xanu isn't exactly put off by murder, so I find it hard to believe that he would have done that for anyone else.
That reminds me at the time when our DM revealed our evil employer who was evil, with the capital E, was evil. I kidd you not, only me and one other person out of a party 7 was not surprised. The other 5 said how was they supposed to know he was evil. The sarcastic lord Silverstein, who made us do sketchy missions, who repeatedly tried instill his family members in power, and slowly removed other rivalry families was evil. Just because the rivalry families were also evil and made deals with demons didn't neglect the lord was lawful evil. It was hilarious since our DM was so baffled that him being evil was a plot twist. He never hide it once.
Erm, I remember that during the scrap with Gothi, Sips knocked a chunk of her mask off with his cursed hand... and since there doesn't seem to be any effect attaching itself to the rest of the item, that means there's now a cursed shard of mask rattling around on the floor somewhere with god-knows-what bewitchment emanating from it.... That may come up later.
moments that _hurt:_ "so he runs. as that's all he knows how to do." "as i fail my third - and final - will save." "damn. i guess we're doing this. roll for initiative." "i _just_ got this." "run."
Maybe I'm looking too deeply into this... Sips keeps a very wide, toothy grin throughout his psychotic break. It reminds me of that one thing about monkeys and apes how they bare their teeth like that in times of panic and fear. In a way, Sips is losing his mind and he's terrified that he can't do anything to stop himself or help his friends. Amazing work, by the way! Your visual story telling and recounting of this story is phenomenal! Also, Felix is a knife-twisting maniac (and one hell of a DM to pull off this level of emotion).
Gotta love those lv. 20 wizards. "Dude, we need your help dispelling that anti-magic field!" "I'm not going near that thing, and that's totally not because I'm secretly a lich using Alter Self to hide my undeath"
Or alternatively, oh great idea let me use my magic to destroy the thing that destroys all magic! You could use Disjunction... Oh yeah I'm going to use a level 9 spell slot on a spell which probably won't even work, sure I'll get right on that.
*rewatching after episode 15* Voice in Sips' head: Calm. Down. Me: Oh.... OHHHHHHHH! Holy crap! Dingo you are very good at this. Felix too, damn good storytelling all around.
Erina: "I wanna wait for the right moment to tell him" Me: *flashback to every anime and manga I've seen this exact line of thought go wrong in* "Ooooh, that's a big goof. More than the blood berry thing, I think."
Hey store a sack of blood berries and a pouch of sleep darts. Go to goblin mine. Give sips pill. Throw sips in mine. Wait for sips to come out. Lastly give sips sleep dart. Job done.
I can't imagine how terrifying of a situation this would be. Cause your party has to make one hellava call: "Save, leave, or kill." During this, you'd probably have to stay quiet, while screaming internally.
I wonder if Felix was sneaky about it "Oh Hey Dingo can I check something on your character sheet real quick?" "Oh! Sure" "Felix...why aren't you giving my character sheet back? Felix? Felix! Felix?!"
"THAT'S IT, I'M MURDERING SOMEONE!!!" Sips isn't the hero we asked for, but he's the one we deserve. Also the Dancing Lights card smackdown was unexpectedly amusing.
Sips: "What are you talking about? My curse is gone now so my magic shouldn't go wild anymore." Erina: "..." Sips (in the same tone from the precious night): "...what?"
Erina is so gonna die It just came to me, a probable reason for Sneeze getting beaten up. What description would the civilians remember, in the panic, of the monster that slaughtered people in the streets? "An animal in a suit"
the key to dm evil is to never go full throttle, it's too forced and never fun, instead hit them where it HURTS. Find their areas of weakness, capitalize on their mistakes and nat 1's, and most importantly... No npc is above the rules, ESPECIALLY the ones they like the most.
We are "evil" because we have to be. Otherwise, how would we progress campaigns with chaotic alignment players, i.e. ones that get distracted easily and do stuff without thinking for "shits and giggles"?
Our DM, who is normally a reasonable person, created a whole new spell not in 3.5e just so he could make a small darkness spell that could not be dispelled by any spells I had for the day. I think he just wanted us to stop relying on our early game Ranger sniping everything. xD
@@panicwithcompulsion Wouldn't a light spell just cancel it out anyway? Seems a bit pointless to mod it that much to make it impossible to counter spell. There's plenty of ways to get around parties sniping from a distance. Monsters appear from the walls/floor/air or teleport in or they're just a big horde moving quickly. The characters are knocked over by a quake or the wind and attacked by local monster X. The list can go on. Don't see why you would need to bend the rules that much. But hey maybe your party was just outthinking the dm all the time. :P
@@Madhattersinjeans Idk about in 5, but in the version we're using (3.5e), light spells have to be of higher levels than darkness to counter it. It has some weird phrasing in the spell description that suggests that if the spell tiers are equal darkness wins. He made his darkness a tier 3, while all I had was a tier 0 light spell and a tier 3 magic torch. He modified the normal tier 2 Darkness into a tier 3 for a class that doesn't have any such spell. He basically gave a wizard Deeper Darkness when she should have only had Darkness available to her. I can see why it would be confusing though, how those spells interact is weird in 3.5e. I should have been more clear. I would say that he was just tired of us all acting as supports/tanks while the single early game ranger was rolling ridiculous 45 dmg turns. Everything he throws at us, we just handle it in the same way every time. xD But that's just because 2 of us are heavy gamers and know how to make a good team comp and what is in meta. I wouldn't have minded him bending the rules if he didn't quip that I needed to learn how my spells work. Like ye, I'm new to d&d, but knowing how to counter a made up spell is an insane expectation. I'm hella salty about that tbh.
Felix: roll a will save. Dingo: oh darn I failed. Felix: ok, everyone around are turning into nightmare monsters, people are dying everywhere, and sips is slowly going sick mode. Dingo: Felix: roll a will save.
Maybe they enhanced his chaotic nature? I dunno, I'm still very new to D&D, so I have no idea what blood moon berries even are. They sound cool though.
Rewatching this after the latest revalations has made me really appreciate the amount of foreshadowing that Felix has done (plus Dingo in her retellings) Like Quinn Ora talking about what she's done to Sips in the past and this with Gothi and 'Sips' and the black eyes thing like wow, this is insane and I love it.
Imagine Mr Wizardly having to tell/ show his wife that he's a woman now. "Dear... was it those heroes again?" "Sigh... yea, it was THOSE heroes again..."
"I thought it would be funny." Yeah, that's how I make a lot of decisions in D&D that end up going wrong. "Oh, this should be a funny prank that will get some laughs without hurting anyone." Then something goes horribly wrong. (Murphy's law)
We needed a distraction. We thought a fire would work. We didn't realize, rules as written, fire spreads 5 feet every 6 seconds. Everything is made of friggin balsa wood!!! We all started struggling to contain the thing. Wizards shooting ice beans, cleric casting Create Water, etc. Eventually the cleric decided to STOP casting water (which was actually WORKING), and pray to her god for a rainstorm, which STILL required rolling dice. Finally, it worked. Dumbest idea we ever had.
ironically, that's the exact opposite with me. One time a party member was high and to get him sober, my plague doctor attempted to give him a poultice to wake him up. The paladin ended up getting a bloody nose. I attempted to give him more poultices and they continued to backfired. The result was a severely drugged cthulhu-worshipping paladin.
When Dingo said “roll for initiative”, my heart broke a little. Gothi had to fight her friend, when she never wanted to do that. Btw, this video is amazing and brilliant. I loved it. Thank you, Dingo.
Radiance Guardians I know right? Rolling for initiative is a familiar phrase to dnd players. And it can mean many different things. It can bring along a sense of joy and honor. A fun battle against an enemy you can’t wait to destroy! Or it can bring along a sense of drudgery of dullness as “yet another goblin hoard?” Descends on the party. But the biggest gut wrench of a punch? Roll for initiative against your friend. The one you have fought alongside many times before and laughed at the same battles and cried together amongst the losses. That roll for initiative? It is the spell tolling of the dead, but this time? It’s rolling for your soul
Well, even though gothi didn’t want to fight, she didn’t hurt sips (at least I think[I don’t know if the back of gothi’s spear has damage]) just knocked him away
@@hotsauce1543 All items have a "non-lethal" damage value afaik. She would use the blunt end of the spear as either bludgeoning or non-lethal, depending on the situation.
Short Theory Sips has 3 souls trapped inside him. One is his monkey soul, the 2nd is his Evil Crock soul, and the 3rd is one that explains his hightened magic abilities (like a reincarnation of a previous powerful sorcerer, which would explain the sudden change in demeanor before being KO'd by the sleep dart) Just a theory (:
Going through that with my current campaign..... I think the dm is learning how close to the real me my character is mentally. And how close he is to true death.....
"Make a will save" is the most terrifying words that can come out of a DMs mouth tbh Edit: i correct myself, the DM telling you to make ANY save is always scary
Applies equally to Wisdom saves in 5e. And if you're told to make an Intelligence save, pick a god and pray, because that's probably either a mind blast or an intellect devourer incoming, and in either case you are NOT gonna have a fun time if you fail that save. (Unless your intelligence is 19 or higher. Then you can laugh at the walking brain because it literally cannot nuke your Intelligence no matter how the dice go.)
@@Cheshiregrinn91 The worst a failed Fortitude save will do is kill you. Failed Will saves can do so much worse (especially when dead characters can be replaced or revived quickly, which they almost always are, because temporarily stopping one player from playing isn't the best way to keep a campaign going).
Plot twist: He was actually in a relationship with a dude but they couldn't get married because their town was super homophobic, but then when his gender changed, they could both get married. (Also mrs wizardly roasted whoever made the dumb rule afterwards)
So, the party was in this library, and we were fighting these evil dust pinocchios. We killed one, after my weird bard used Tasha's Hideous Laughter. My bard, Nyx, used prestidigitation. Everyone rolled. Suddenly, everyone started covering their ears as this loud possessed microwave beeping started. It affected literally everyone in the room.... except the fricking monster!
For real, I don't know if this has been said but the moment when you failed your will saves... My heart has dropped and I hurt inside. This is such a good way of storytelling and animating! Thank you for that!!!
Hey we're doing an "In character" Q&A video with Gothi!
So reply with a question you'd want to ask Gothi >u>
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"Roll for initiative" is the most powerful thing any dm can say, alongside "oh no"
>OUCH!< is my personal favorite DM quote.
“Ooo...” is another one of my personal favorites
What about *?*
“How much health do you have again?”
Me:...
**assumes the role of a Dungeon Master **
Me: "Are you sure you want to do that?"
“Make a will save.”
Me (in my head) : Oh crap.
you know shit gets real when you dm asks you to make that save
You're fucked xD
Me out loud: SHIT
make a will save:
*_o h n o_*
“Make a will save”
Me: No need, I stab the nearest living thing with a short sword
This game is the scene where I reveal my character is chaotic evil
Erina: “I didn’t know our dm was this evil!”
Felix: *laughs in dm*
oof
I relate to Felix in this one actually, my players constantly blame me for having fun with their bad decisions.
WHAT DID FELIX TO DO SNEEZE, BETTER NOT HAVE MADE SIPS DO IT!!!
Me
@@StarrTheWitch
She said Snease was unconcious: not neccisarily dead. 🤞
“Mr. Wizardly has a sister?”
“Not exactly.”
“Oh dang. Well, good for you.”
Death glare.
Omg i just got that joke
Its funny because he....she can kill them instantly
@@rowanheart8122 yeah i think it is, but it doesn't seem to be intended to be mean or anything lel-
NOBODY LIKE ITS PERFECTLY AT 666!
@@ashyamivelitii1305 Oh damn I got a ton of likes. Never would have known if it weren’t for you.
Erina: *Tosses berry into Sip’s mouth*
Felix: *maniacal laughter*
@ALYSON MATSON or nat 1's
XD * erina laughing from panic *
Everyone else * •_•
I feel loke the best stories always involve a natural one or twenty. Glen the living candle...
Remember that a high charisma will always save you
“I didn’t know our dm was this evil!”
Dm: *laughs in murderhobo*
didn't realize that was used by other people, if you dont mind heres some explanation
so i was at a dnd camp that was seperated into two groups, and my group gave both nicknames, murder hobos and murder casuals
ight imma head out
@@averie6564 it is widely used, so i doupt you came up with it, or rather not that you are the "source" of the term
When a party member is a Murderhobo: Expected and not that surprising.
When a DM shows a bit of their murderhobo side: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
"Make a will save"
Me out loud: "oh no"
Felix: *heh heh heh*
Jojo oh no or regular oh no
OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO
Me too
Robert Day I think I went “ oh shit this ain’t good
"I DIDN'T KNOW OUR D.M. WAS THIS EVIL!"
4th wall thins*
Erina:" I didn't know our GM was this evil"
Felix: suddenly you here cackling laughter as the fourth wall shatters into pieces
"One night.... just... one night..."
Literally *EVERY* Cleric I've played.
Except gothic is a druid
@@plauxier1945 and the leader,the leader is really player which is going to suffer the most
Me - still trying to figure out the difference between Cleric and Druid
Look I'm chaos black mage, who specializes in fire and water based magic. As long as I get HP back after I fuck up a spell, I don't really care which class is healing me.
Uh... Side note, does anyone have any burn heal potions? I rolled a 1 on that fire spell few turns ago, and the fire just subsidied. The burn mark is hurting me more then the fire did
Black_ Fog essentially think of a Druid as a cleric mixed with a wizard.. but more wizard than cleric also they can transform into animals/even bosses.
I feel you, as a cleric.
"Roll for initiative."
Me: NotLikeThis
BLOOD FUED!!!!
**NOT LIKE THIS**
A real Asgore fight scenario
*Fools gold: civil war*
It hurts so much!
Erina: "I'm in danger"
If only you knew how true that was.
If you think about it, all of this happened because sips couldn’t cast dancing lights.
Not all of it. The random army attacking the city wasn't his fault (I think)
mat sh but the events leading up to it are why they discovered it.
@@matsh5633 Technically it’s Gothi’s fault!
O.O
Well if he didnt do it it wouldn't make such a good series on UA-cam
"Now if you'll excuse me, I hate you all and I'm leaving."
-Mrs. Wizardly
That's what I said whenever I left school lol xD
“Mrs. Wizardly” does that mean she’s married? How is that conversation going to go down?
“Hey. Yknow *those* adventures I told you about?”
“Yeah why? Also where are y- OH GOD!”
Seems about right
"you have to be able to do SOMETHING"
"I could kill him"
"hmmmmm"
"ill do it for free"
I mean reincarnate could have done something about the curse
i miss gorthan...yer-yerthan
@@NuclearCharm That's probably not how curses work. I wouldn't allow such a thing as a DM (although poisons, diseases and the like are totally OK).
Does a curse affect the soul or the body?
@@zykeo371 As I rule it, it affects the soul, since there are curses that can make you undead or make your soul not go to the appropriate place, etc. Other DMs would rule it differently.
Arina: "I'm waiting for the right moment."
....... This toooooooooootally won't blow up in her face.
It definitely won't blow up in her face... because by "right moment" she means she's waiting for the invention of the long distance telephone call.
And I do not blame her. She is SO dead.
Also OH NO NOT MY PRECIOUS SNEEZE AGAIN!!! 😱😱😱
I agree. NOTHING BAD CAN COME OF THIS
DEFINITELY NOT SOME EXISTENTIAL CRISISES NO NOT AT ALL
I’m pretty sure it quite literally will blow up in Arina’s face as wild magic can be well WILD
umm i'm just saying that no one can escape sips not even mrs lvl 20 wizard
She’s fucked
That shot of Gothi's eye peering through the cracked mask and the delivery of "I *just* got this"? Iconic.
Big Garnet energy
Yeah. Well, at least we saw SOMETHING of her face. For once.
That was so on point. The animation is amazing.
fore shadowing.
Very angry that the mask she got from sips was broken
When the DM takes your character sheet things get real.
Had that happen before. I turned into a werewolf. He let me have two actions into it. "you are filled with blood-lust." I chose to attack my brother's character (He was the closest to mine), and to yell "Stop... me!" and then he completed his transformation (I'd forgotten he'd been bitten several sessions ago) and the party had to subdue me. They did, and tied my dwarf upside-down and hung him from a tree until morning.
Wow.
@@WorldWalker128 you gotta see the positive. He had less hair asa werewolf, so less flees.
Does anyone else feel like Jack is the main villain of the story?
1. He stabbed Gothi, knowing full well that if he were mistaken about her origins he could’ve killed her.
2. He knew the functions of the mech dragon yet he never notified the party that it used the souls of people to power it.
3. He prioriticed the opening of an ancient (possibly dangerous) portal over the lives of everyone in an entire city.
WHAT THE ACTUAL F(quack) JACK?!
Yeaaah, I don't trust him.
Yeah that was actually like my first thought
Yeah. He knows more then he is telling the party. He is taking a big risk for a discovery. He knows what that portal is for and I don’t think he plans to share with the party it’s purpose until it’s already opened.
Eh I wouldn't worry about it
If he becomes a God from the power of the portal, just rol 20 on initiative and use the ultimate d&d player move
A long forgotten technique called "flip the table"
For number 2 I'm pretty sure he didn't know it was powered by souls for a while.
"Mr. Wizardly turns into..."
A woman?
"Mrs. Wizardly!"
I WAS JOKING!!!
I think a lot of us were thinking that and then it happened
not gonna lie i was expecting him to turn into a more sentient tarrasque
Im sorry level 20 wizard
I call bullshit
You know hes used magic to turn into a woman before
My money was on potted plant but this is great too.
@@rachelmuessig4165 Have you watched Puffin Forest?
Sips: "Run."
Erina: {tranquilizes Sips}
Erina: "Oh. Was that plot?"
that's a whole-ass mood there, with the whole "super-serious thing happening" and then you just get stopped
I really wanted to see what would happen if she didn't shoot the dart
@@dalkhustudios same lmao
Well that'll be the second time Crystal man (Xanu?) has told gothi to run, so I think that was more of foreshadowing
Did Xanu recognize her?
@@Valery0p5 Almost certainly yes. I mean, Xanu isn't exactly put off by murder, so I find it hard to believe that he would have done that for anyone else.
“I’m a wizard, not a cleric.”
Me: *laughs in Revivify*
Don't think that existed in 3.5. A similar spell does in Pathfinder, but wizards don't get it.
Me: *laughs in Wish*
Wish, or major restoration.
Mr.Wizardly: I'm a wizard not a cleric.
Jo: the A-Men beg to differ.
“That’s it I’m murdering someone”
Erina:AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
11/10 best part of the vid
same
Why did I read this in a demonic voice
Profile pic checks out
LOL
“I didn’t know our DM was this evil!”
If you ever say that you deserve what is coming to you and more. I always assume your DM is that evil.
Rebecca Courtney good DMs are always Lawful Evil, no question
Tyler obviously.
always assume they are AT LEAST that Evil is my motto
David Valdez Mike too.
That reminds me at the time when our DM revealed our evil employer who was evil, with the capital E, was evil. I kidd you not, only me and one other person out of a party 7 was not surprised. The other 5 said how was they supposed to know he was evil. The sarcastic lord Silverstein, who made us do sketchy missions, who repeatedly tried instill his family members in power, and slowly removed other rivalry families was evil. Just because the rivalry families were also evil and made deals with demons didn't neglect the lord was lawful evil. It was hilarious since our DM was so baffled that him being evil was a plot twist. He never hide it once.
Sips: “why are you in my room”
Gothi: “do you remember last night?”
I frickin snorted
We don't know why he's in sips room
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
shush
Sips: yeah, but why are you in my room?
Erm, I remember that during the scrap with Gothi, Sips knocked a chunk of her mask off with his cursed hand... and since there doesn't seem to be any effect attaching itself to the rest of the item, that means there's now a cursed shard of mask rattling around on the floor somewhere with god-knows-what bewitchment emanating from it.... That may come up later.
felix: "time for plot."
erina: "lol no"
felix: "ok, i can work with this, time for new plot."
erina: "lol no"
felix: "are you for real right now?"
Felix: "Ok, your price is sneeze's life"
L O L N O
I am also that player. "Lol, what plot threads?"
@@PuddleOfCats *Sips has entered the chat*
“I didn’t know our DM was *that* evil!!!”
Famous last words.
SHIRTS! NOW DINGO!!!
Lessons I’m learning before I dm my first session in the near future
sips: *does anything slightly threatening*
Erina: *Screams*
Gothi: why do I even put up with these people...
Sips: Since we put up with you and your 20 (or something like that) ducks...that you stole when you were a crazy old lady.
Because potato
Because otherwise, they wouldn’t be able to put up with each other.
Me: oh it’s her eyelashes.
Me now: ITS FLESH ITS FLESH AAAAAAA
SAME
I just assumed it was those Foreclaimer lines all over her body
Yeah when i first watched this i thought it was a bit strange that gothi had very (well, fairly long) eyelashes, but now i am apsoluely horrified!
Sips: "That's it! I'm murdering somebody!"
Erina: "AHHH-"
Me: "I am both of these people."
moments that _hurt:_
"so he runs. as that's all he knows how to do."
"as i fail my third - and final - will save."
"damn. i guess we're doing this.
roll for initiative."
"i _just_ got this."
"run."
Thorny Thylacine the moment I just wanted to be in mommy mode and tell Sips it’s going to be all ok.
Yyyyyeeessss
That run part made me think he was gonna cast fireball landing on twinspell ability
Right! Damn near made me cry
"So he runs" got just a tad too deep for me. Too close to who I was not too long ago.
“Roll for initiative”
Literal chills...
Aww damn!
Maybe I'm looking too deeply into this...
Sips keeps a very wide, toothy grin throughout his psychotic break. It reminds me of that one thing about monkeys and apes how they bare their teeth like that in times of panic and fear.
In a way, Sips is losing his mind and he's terrified that he can't do anything to stop himself or help his friends.
Amazing work, by the way! Your visual story telling and recounting of this story is phenomenal! Also, Felix is a knife-twisting maniac (and one hell of a DM to pull off this level of emotion).
"Does it have to be my blood?" She asks the real important question here.
"What do I look like a cleric,"
Me: *starts laughing hysterically*
As a level 20 druid i just wanna say no one asks you to fix them and the berry does not mean its a druids problem now
Me at the beginning of the video: YESS
Me at the cliffhanger: NOOO
"Roll... for initiative!"
ouf, that got me.
“Oh, no...”
“Oh, yes...”
“Oh, *quack* “
I didn’t know our DM is evil
-erina 2019
*heh heh heh*
The final words of all DND party’s
I have had a dm like this
Inky Boi yeah
What she didn’t know was that all Dm’s are evil.
Gotta love those lv. 20 wizards.
"Dude, we need your help dispelling that anti-magic field!"
"I'm not going near that thing, and that's totally not because I'm secretly a lich using Alter Self to hide my undeath"
At least they're willing to admit they just don't care, unlike the level 40 wizards known as gods.
Or alternatively, oh great idea let me use my magic to destroy the thing that destroys all magic!
You could use Disjunction...
Oh yeah I'm going to use a level 9 spell slot on a spell which probably won't even work, sure I'll get right on that.
*rewatching after episode 15*
Voice in Sips' head: Calm. Down.
Me: Oh.... OHHHHHHHH! Holy crap!
Dingo you are very good at this. Felix too, damn good storytelling all around.
Erina: "I wanna wait for the right moment to tell him"
Me: *flashback to every anime and manga I've seen this exact line of thought go wrong in* "Ooooh, that's a big goof. More than the blood berry thing, I think."
Seriously though, Erina needs to tell him NOW.
Hey store a sack of blood berries and a pouch of sleep darts.
Go to goblin mine. Give sips pill. Throw sips in mine. Wait for sips to come out. Lastly give sips sleep dart.
Job done.
Pill is blood berry
LtRand0m I mean arina is a jojo refrence (only at part five but I think she is from steel ball run based on her attack)
@@cobbwebster
Bad idea. Sips has another soul residing inside of him. We don't know who that is yet.
Erina: ha ha I'm in danger
Me: laughing hysterically
That was so funny
Heh. I'm trying not to panic.
Erina: *Makes a poor life decision*
Felix: *Evil laughter*
me: Mr. Wizardly has a nice body
*curse*
also me: Ms. Wizardly has a nice body
Well, if it works...
Bi panic
Mx. Wizardly truly is a trans icon
I’m just imagining the table situation
“Ok dingo, give me your character sheet”
(S i l e n c e)
I can't imagine how terrifying of a situation this would be. Cause your party has to make one hellava call: "Save, leave, or kill." During this, you'd probably have to stay quiet, while screaming internally.
i really think they felt an ice touching theirs neck and the cold of the ice going to the feet.
When a DM ask for you sheet its always a bad omen
@@nadamada8328 lol
I wonder if Felix was sneaky about it
"Oh Hey Dingo can I check something on your character sheet real quick?"
"Oh! Sure"
"Felix...why aren't you giving my character sheet back? Felix? Felix! Felix?!"
"THAT'S IT, I'M MURDERING SOMEONE!!!"
Sips isn't the hero we asked for, but he's the one we deserve.
Also the Dancing Lights card smackdown was unexpectedly amusing.
That moment in a clan where the one person everyone knows but the gamer never speaks get jumped another clan
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Sips: "I am going to murder somebody!"
Erina: _screams_
Sips: "Calm down, why would I murder _you?"_
Erina: "...Wild magic?"
Sips: "What are you talking about? My curse is gone now so my magic shouldn't go wild anymore."
Erina: "..."
Sips (in the same tone from the precious night): "...what?"
Oh the drama of this entry, the feels to mighty
Erina is so gonna die
It just came to me, a probable reason for Sneeze getting beaten up. What description would the civilians remember, in the panic, of the monster that slaughtered people in the streets? "An animal in a suit"
@@mykomatos5445 ooooooh that makes sense! But he's so small wouldn't people notice the size difference?
@@mykomatos5445 He gonna kill sneese or the lil red panda
This video: sneak peek of gothis face
8 months later: PSYCH
i mean it still was a sneak peek
And win his eyes tearns black it’s the crystal dud
Lol
Oh man. I will hand it to Gothi's player. She has a unique face.
"Roll a will save."
Me: *nervous sweating*
Almost 500 likes with no comments. I’m here to ruin that
Sips: sees blood
party: *ah shit here we go again*
You mean "ah sh,quake here we go again" right?
"I didn't know our DM was this evil"
*Laughs in Dungeon Master* We're all that evil.
the key to dm evil is to never go full throttle, it's too forced and never fun, instead hit them where it HURTS. Find their areas of weakness, capitalize on their mistakes and nat 1's, and most importantly...
No npc is above the rules, ESPECIALLY the ones they like the most.
Mason Jones
As a player I can confirm that’s the right level of evil that hurts us good, where our characters are attacked on a personal level.
So I flipped a coin in our d&d session to decide my alignment, and i'm playing Lawful Good Ranger. What do.
We are "evil" because we have to be. Otherwise, how would we progress campaigns with chaotic alignment players, i.e. ones that get distracted easily and do stuff without thinking for "shits and giggles"?
Aways
I find it the funniest d*mn thing that Gothi’s eyes just drift across her mask instead of staying in one place
“I Didn’t know our DM was this Evil!”
- Everyone who’s found out how evil their DM is.
It helps a little to always think your DM got this very evil part he/she normally never shows.
Our DM, who is normally a reasonable person, created a whole new spell not in 3.5e just so he could make a small darkness spell that could not be dispelled by any spells I had for the day. I think he just wanted us to stop relying on our early game Ranger sniping everything. xD
@@panicwithcompulsion Wouldn't a light spell just cancel it out anyway?
Seems a bit pointless to mod it that much to make it impossible to counter spell.
There's plenty of ways to get around parties sniping from a distance. Monsters appear from the walls/floor/air or teleport in or they're just a big horde moving quickly.
The characters are knocked over by a quake or the wind and attacked by local monster X.
The list can go on.
Don't see why you would need to bend the rules that much. But hey maybe your party was just outthinking the dm all the time. :P
@@Madhattersinjeans Idk about in 5, but in the version we're using (3.5e), light spells have to be of higher levels than darkness to counter it. It has some weird phrasing in the spell description that suggests that if the spell tiers are equal darkness wins. He made his darkness a tier 3, while all I had was a tier 0 light spell and a tier 3 magic torch. He modified the normal tier 2 Darkness into a tier 3 for a class that doesn't have any such spell. He basically gave a wizard Deeper Darkness when she should have only had Darkness available to her. I can see why it would be confusing though, how those spells interact is weird in 3.5e. I should have been more clear.
I would say that he was just tired of us all acting as supports/tanks while the single early game ranger was rolling ridiculous 45 dmg turns. Everything he throws at us, we just handle it in the same way every time. xD But that's just because 2 of us are heavy gamers and know how to make a good team comp and what is in meta.
I wouldn't have minded him bending the rules if he didn't quip that I needed to learn how my spells work. Like ye, I'm new to d&d, but knowing how to counter a made up spell is an insane expectation. I'm hella salty about that tbh.
AHH SHE KNOWS!
"make a will save"
Me: *starts sobbing ugly* "I FELT THATTTTT"
I love how erina fully accepts that sips can and would kill her.
Most D&D characters are played too egotistically for any humility like that.
Sips is the dms favourite character, of course it would be overpowered.
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
He brush bears bacc
Felix: roll a will save.
Dingo: oh darn I failed.
Felix: ok, everyone around are turning into nightmare monsters, people are dying everywhere, and sips is slowly going sick mode.
Dingo:
Felix: roll a will save.
Gavin Pennycuff oof
"Oh no" "Oh yes." "Oh shit" Is the best exchange I've heard all week.
“Why did he lose control at 50%?” Don’t the blood moon berries enhance alignment? So they probably enhanced the alignment of the curse
Good guess
That’s actually a good explanation, 10/10 would do this in my campaign
Maybe they enhanced his chaotic nature?
I dunno, I'm still very new to D&D, so I have no idea what blood moon berries even are.
They sound cool though.
I didn’t see them in my players handbook for 5th edition so I think it’s a home made item, that or I am blind
@@rexthero this campaign is 3.5 and definately honebrewed
Rewatching this after the latest revalations has made me really appreciate the amount of foreshadowing that Felix has done (plus Dingo in her retellings) Like Quinn Ora talking about what she's done to Sips in the past and this with Gothi and 'Sips' and the black eyes thing like wow, this is insane and I love it.
My theory: Sneeze was the voice in his head telling him to calm down.
I totally agree with you
Another Theory: The two sexy girls bringed him into a trap to take his money
@@pitioti again, yesssss
I accept this as canon until told otherwise
Yes
"Oh god Mr. Wizardly has a sister??"
*"There's two..???"*
"Not exactly..."
@@LemonPepperGaming1 "oh... Heh. Good for you"
"Always two there are..."
Yes
Thomas takes a toll for the dark you do you
The best thing any character from that story ever says: "Fix!"
@@rosebud577
Yeah, they said it a few times
@@rosebud577 HNNG!
fix 4 less.
@@DeviousDryad naw man
@@khajiithaswares4147 T.T
«Do you take hands?»
When the DM says "oh no", thats when either hilarity or terrible things are about to happen.
"Oh no."
"Oh yes."
"Oh sh*quack*."
I laughed for a good minute at that
SHR Projects when did this happen
@@jackmack4181 When the wizard guy touched the cursed arm.
*SHQUACK*
69th likeeee
*more panic starts to settle in* is like 60% of this campaign
Dingo: "I would never animate the bane of my existence."
Mmangaliso Masinga what’s wrong with Dancing Lights?
@@dennisburgner6237 Don't know but I want to find out.
@@dennisburgner6237 i think its bc the tarrasque incident
But... She animated Felix...
@@seilee Oh yeah, you're right!
«OH GOD! ...I’m still wearing these clothes!»
«W A I T !! Where’s Sneeze?»
Yep, Dingo is definitely deliberately scaring Erina’s player.
just the face on Gothi's mask, XD
Gothi: "One night. I just wanted one night."
"I thought it would be funny" is right up there with "No one will find out" for getting people into trouble.
Also, "it sounded like a good idea at the time"
Remember, there will be no witnesses if you kill everyone
"What's the worst that could happen?!"
Don't forget the ever so popular "What could go wrong?" and "It's fool proof!"
Imagine Mr Wizardly having to tell/ show his wife that he's a woman now. "Dear... was it those heroes again?" "Sigh... yea, it was THOSE heroes again..."
He's level 20, I'm sure he's got a transmutation spell somewhere that could solve it. She's just being lazy and not wanting to cast anything.
@@animorph17 ... Yeah, thats fair.
Does he have a wife? I don't think anyone that jaded could find a partner much less hang onto them.
@@Madhattersinjeans well I mean, she called him "Mrs". Wizardly after he was transformed, so that would imply that he's married.
@@leirawhitehart1236 Missus was probably just the first word she thought of and didn't question it.
When fear and rage take hold, only madness reins.
This episode should be entitled “Make a Will Save.....”
Nah, should be called "Roll For Initiative"
"I thought it would be funny."
Yeah, that's how I make a lot of decisions in D&D that end up going wrong. "Oh, this should be a funny prank that will get some laughs without hurting anyone." Then something goes horribly wrong. (Murphy's law)
My group almost burnt down a town that way!
@@TheGuardDuck Wha-? How did that happen?
@@SairinEarthsea Its D&D, Don't question it.
We needed a distraction. We thought a fire would work. We didn't realize, rules as written, fire spreads 5 feet every 6 seconds. Everything is made of friggin balsa wood!!!
We all started struggling to contain the thing. Wizards shooting ice beans, cleric casting Create Water, etc. Eventually the cleric decided to STOP casting water (which was actually WORKING), and pray to her god for a rainstorm, which STILL required rolling dice. Finally, it worked.
Dumbest idea we ever had.
ironically, that's the exact opposite with me. One time a party member was high and to get him sober, my plague doctor attempted to give him a poultice to wake him up. The paladin ended up getting a bloody nose. I attempted to give him more poultices and they continued to backfired. The result was a severely drugged cthulhu-worshipping paladin.
8:25 Nice. Gotta love it when you catch the DM making a mistake for ANY reason, especially with hilarious results like this.
When Dingo said “roll for initiative”, my heart broke a little. Gothi had to fight her friend, when she never wanted to do that.
Btw, this video is amazing and brilliant. I loved it. Thank you, Dingo.
Radiance Guardians I know right? Rolling for initiative is a familiar phrase to dnd players. And it can mean many different things. It can bring along a sense of joy and honor. A fun battle against an enemy you can’t wait to destroy! Or it can bring along a sense of drudgery of dullness as “yet another goblin hoard?” Descends on the party. But the biggest gut wrench of a punch? Roll for initiative against your friend. The one you have fought alongside many times before and laughed at the same battles and cried together amongst the losses. That roll for initiative? It is the spell tolling of the dead, but this time? It’s rolling for your soul
Well, even though gothi didn’t want to fight, she didn’t hurt sips (at least I think[I don’t know if the back of gothi’s spear has damage]) just knocked him away
@@hotsauce1543 All items have a "non-lethal" damage value afaik. She would use the blunt end of the spear as either bludgeoning or non-lethal, depending on the situation.
Walter de Leon that’s why I said “at least I think”
@@hotsauce1543 Oh yeah I know. Wasn't calling you out or anything of the like, just wanted to provide clarification n.n
Your interpretation of felix's evil laugh gives me life.
Alternative title for this episode:
"Make a Will Save"
😂😂😂
rip will.
If that was the title, everyone would collectively go "oh fquack" before clicking to watch.
Oh, this is the first time we meet Mr evil crystal man. Fun.
The amount of foreshadowing Felix enployes is INSANE!
"Oh no." "Oh yes!" "oh sHIT!" My only 3 moods
That scene when we saw Gothi's eye was so flipping dope tho
Short Theory
Sips has 3 souls trapped inside him. One is his monkey soul, the 2nd is his Evil Crock soul, and the 3rd is one that explains his hightened magic abilities (like a reincarnation of a previous powerful sorcerer, which would explain the sudden change in demeanor before being KO'd by the sleep dart)
Just a theory (:
It's just a theroy.
A FELIX THEORY
Dakaria Meldown I feel like you’re referencing something but I can’t seem to pin it down......
a GAME THEORY
My thought is that curse hand is a lich phylactery
Dasan Briner
Game Theory + Felix (The Dm)
"Roll for initiative."
Followed by a stop in laughter or talking and a "What?" Is the best feeling possible as a DM
Me: *Gets notified of this video*
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Me: “AW SHOOT HERE WE GOO AGAIN!!”
Me: Who's going to die this time qwq
@@WanderingRoyal I know who will die in the next episode: those who beaten up Sneeze.
Me: ah sh*quack*t I gotta watch that for that lesbianism
Video: *mentions the lesbianism*
Me: *snorts*
Me: THATS THE GOOD SH*quack*T
My holy gesus Perdue u
*Aw shit, here we go again
Question for Gothi: How did Gothi feel when she had to take on Sips while he was consumed by madness?
And further for Gothi, have you been expecting a fight for a while? We're you more worried about yourself or him?
Everyone: its so sad how he lost control. It scared me for a second
Me: MRS. WIZARDLY
Who said that
Me: JUST GIVE US GOTHI'S FACE GOD DAMMIT
my friend: how was the video?
1 hour later
me: and i only cried for 30 minutes
This was A ROLLERCOASTER of emotions and anxiety
Going through that with my current campaign..... I think the dm is learning how close to the real me my character is mentally. And how close he is to true death.....
"Make a will save" is the most terrifying words that can come out of a DMs mouth tbh
Edit: i correct myself, the DM telling you to make ANY save is always scary
Especially my groups DM who has a Phantasmal Killer fetish. Will save or die. Pass will save? Fort save to resist insanity
Idk we are in the underdark right now and 'make a constitution save' is scarier.
Applies equally to Wisdom saves in 5e.
And if you're told to make an Intelligence save, pick a god and pray, because that's probably either a mind blast or an intellect devourer incoming, and in either case you are NOT gonna have a fun time if you fail that save. (Unless your intelligence is 19 or higher. Then you can laugh at the walking brain because it literally cannot nuke your Intelligence no matter how the dice go.)
@@Cheshiregrinn91 The worst a failed Fortitude save will do is kill you. Failed Will saves can do so much worse (especially when dead characters can be replaced or revived quickly, which they almost always are, because temporarily stopping one player from playing isn't the best way to keep a campaign going).
Have you ever heard "it's too many dice for me to roll"? THAT IS terrifying
“Why do I have to wear TWO shirts?”
I need to use that sometime. 😂
Lol, I want it on a shirt.
Visit a cold country sometime. You wear multiple layers of everything sometimes.
People outside: *transforming into beasts and screaming*
People inside: *casually eating bloodmoon berries*
"Gothi realises that she isn't talking to Sips. No, she's talking to something... else."
*Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees plays*
WAIT
MR - Man
Ms - unmarried woman
Mrs - MARRIED woman
Conclusion - Mrs wizardly is married.
Cyan C NOT FOR LONG!
Wait, so that would mean that Mr Wizardly is married...OH MY GODS! THIS IS A CONSPIRACY!
Plot twist: He was actually in a relationship with a dude but they couldn't get married because their town was super homophobic, but then when his gender changed, they could both get married.
(Also mrs wizardly roasted whoever made the dumb rule afterwards)
@@justaperson8381 wtf?
@@nokachi3339 I was slightly drunk when I wrote this so don't judge me.
Them: *mentions prestidigitation*
Me: *has flashbacks to my newest character using it to make loud possessed-microwave beeping*
...the hell? That's a story I need to hear.
Wanna hear it?
Pastel Krow yes omg
Please let us know this story
So, the party was in this library, and we were fighting these evil dust pinocchios. We killed one, after my weird bard used Tasha's Hideous Laughter. My bard, Nyx, used prestidigitation. Everyone rolled. Suddenly, everyone started covering their ears as this loud possessed microwave beeping started. It affected literally everyone in the room.... except the fricking monster!
"The party searches the casino for Sneeze. No luck.."
Me: well of course, It's a casino.
"No Sneeze."
_Sad Sips noises._
"Who ever is directing this is a master of suspence!"- Bender
For real, I don't know if this has been said but the moment when you failed your will saves... My heart has dropped and I hurt inside. This is such a good way of storytelling and animating! Thank you for that!!!
8:17
😂😂😂😂This is the best campaign ever