D&D Story: Ep 18- Xanu [Fool's Gold]

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  • @miracaaahalane
    @miracaaahalane 3 роки тому +4164

    *”Picky-choosey murder hobo”*
    Most Sips thing I’ve ever heard

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 3 роки тому +36

      Makes him one of the best people of D&D because of that.

    • @miracaaahalane
      @miracaaahalane 3 роки тому +10

      @@loganshaw9198 i know

    • @Xman34washere
      @Xman34washere 3 роки тому +16

      His last name should be water

    • @alexavocadooo
      @alexavocadooo 3 роки тому +4

      666 likes COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!!!!! Please no one else like this

    • @master0fthearts894
      @master0fthearts894 3 роки тому +14

      The quote was “I am a very *picky-choosey kinda murder hobo.”*
      Not to be that guy, just spreading some facts.

  • @nathanielsanchez5700
    @nathanielsanchez5700 3 роки тому +3635

    Xanu to Gothi: I like you. Don’t come to the lab tomorrow.

  • @EliTheWritingOwl
    @EliTheWritingOwl 3 роки тому +2997

    The aggressive slapping on the 14+ warning is so fucking good.

  • @applebite57_37
    @applebite57_37 3 роки тому +2013

    Gothi: Who's side are you on
    Jack:...
    Jack: I'm on your side
    Me: *You hesitated*

    • @OneNerdyAce
      @OneNerdyAce 3 роки тому +154

      Gothis player probably failed an insight check :/

    • @kevalyn8586
      @kevalyn8586 3 роки тому +97

      I feel like Jack has a crystal fragment in his forehead. That's why he's always wearing a hat.

    • @DrMDHyde
      @DrMDHyde 3 роки тому +22

      He had to look her in the eyes, soooo

    • @theboxthinker4153
      @theboxthinker4153 3 роки тому +13

      @@kevalyn8586 you genius

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 роки тому +25

      HE DID! Even if SPOILER ALERT
      Even if his drive to open the portal was just xanu manipulating him, he still HESITATED to say "I...(LOOKS AWAY) I am with you"! WHY WOULD HE DO THAT! And if all xanu did was amplify his pre-existing archeological passion to foreclaimer obsession, he should still be HESITANT to FORKING STAB AN OLD LADY WITH A CRYSTAL or ABANDON A TOWN TO DEATH BY MECH DRAGON! He didn't hesitate AT ALL when other lives were on the line, but when his was, _even if it made him more suspicious,_ he hesitated! It's SO frustrating... I still think he's evil.

  • @kaylakay1241
    @kaylakay1241 3 роки тому +3355

    “All fioreclaimers are bad”
    “What about gothi”
    “She just built different”

    • @Poseidonsns
      @Poseidonsns 3 роки тому +107

      Literally

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 3 роки тому +126

      And a princess so the cuting the face off thing is many magnitudes worst just worst.

    • @lilSpykey
      @lilSpykey 3 роки тому +24

      Well she is quite literally built as such

    • @GuiSmith
      @GuiSmith 3 роки тому +19

      She’s also slightly unbuilt, by means of her face

    • @jacksondunn752
      @jacksondunn752 3 роки тому +16

      not like other girls

  • @chalkeater1427
    @chalkeater1427 3 роки тому +2427

    Hey, Sips isn't a murder hobo, he has a house now. He's just a murder bo now.

    • @abilafauziyahagussal699
      @abilafauziyahagussal699 3 роки тому +24

      Ok, this got me laughing 🤣🤣🤣

    • @twobladedswordsandmauls2120
      @twobladedswordsandmauls2120 3 роки тому +33

      Well murderer, unless you're saying Hoes can't have houses?

    • @stevenn1940
      @stevenn1940 3 роки тому +16

      ...Isn't he squatting?

    • @hellothere702
      @hellothere702 3 роки тому +48

      @@stevenn1940 squatters aren't technically homeless they're squatters so he's a murder squatter

    • @edm6508
      @edm6508 3 роки тому +6

      HE AIN'T A HO NO MORE! WOOOOOO!

  • @domizzy1348
    @domizzy1348 3 роки тому +797

    Xanu to Gothi: "Don't come to school tomorrow"

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 роки тому +48

      Me to Xanu: Shoot man that's all you had to say. Time to murder

    • @noteven4155
      @noteven4155 3 роки тому +5

      Ooooh no. Ooooooooooooooooh naaaAAAAAAA

    • @pbt6970
      @pbt6970 3 роки тому +14

      Why is this the exact thing that I was thinking of, literally!!!!

    • @qwerty67893
      @qwerty67893 3 роки тому +5

      this is the best comment i have ever seen

    • @maddieking1925
      @maddieking1925 3 роки тому

      OMG You just gave me flashbacks to a book a read. It’s perfect!

  • @dorothybrown9648
    @dorothybrown9648 3 роки тому +1223

    This episode:
    Sips is a bargain-bin warlock
    Gothi is a Princess
    Xanu is a god
    And Erina is a mood.

  • @gigavoltpikachu4904
    @gigavoltpikachu4904 3 роки тому +1698

    Xanu: I'm gonna commit foreclaimer genocide
    Also Xanu: Yeah no Gothi's fine we good

    • @akrinornoname2769
      @akrinornoname2769 3 роки тому +127

      He never actually said that he wouldn't kill Gothi once he's finished with the rest.

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 3 роки тому +26

      That would make him a elfslayer. If he did.

    • @missycat7598
      @missycat7598 3 роки тому +8

      I mean didn’t he cut off her face???

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 роки тому +65

      @@missycat7598
      That was Gothi's uncle.

    • @ArtisticAristocrat
      @ArtisticAristocrat 3 роки тому +80

      @@akrinornoname2769 but he LITERALLY said that she was his friend and the ONLY person who actually cared, why would he want to kill his only friend unless gothi did somthing to betray him or make him not consider her a friend ( which I don't think he mentioned so mostly not an option-) that just wouldn't make any sense for him to kill her

  • @_.a_wild_paperjam._4740
    @_.a_wild_paperjam._4740 3 роки тому +2521

    Gothi: **Has Empathy**
    Foreclaimers:
    *WHY SHE BUILT LIKE THAT-*

    • @eunoiamorosis
      @eunoiamorosis 3 роки тому +102

      Gothi: * has empathy *
      Foreclaimers: *AYO THIS BITCH IS A DEFECT*

    • @theweirdone5434
      @theweirdone5434 3 роки тому +50

      @@eunoiamorosis *but when shes really royalty*

    • @eunoiamorosis
      @eunoiamorosis 3 роки тому +51

      @@theweirdone5434 Foreclaimers:*nervous sweating* *oh fuck*

    • @minty-_-mango2812
      @minty-_-mango2812 3 роки тому +36

      She just built different xD

    • @researcherchameleon4602
      @researcherchameleon4602 3 роки тому +33

      Gothi: *has empathy*
      Foreclaimers: “Why are you kind?”

  • @patricksmith6680
    @patricksmith6680 3 роки тому +1307

    Jax: "...so can you still smell, or...?"
    Gothi: "Focus."
    Gothi's player: "...but can I though?"

    • @pilky_boooi
      @pilky_boooi 3 роки тому +37

      why couldn't she smell? she just doesn't have skin

    • @razgriz2276
      @razgriz2276 3 роки тому +16

      Out of all the comments this one made me laugh

    • @keyboardkomments9152
      @keyboardkomments9152 3 роки тому +3

      I thought the exact same thing XD

    • @journey9641
      @journey9641 3 роки тому +5

      She would still have the nose holes, and the brain part in charge of smell probably wasn't damaged

  • @zachschuster2713
    @zachschuster2713 3 роки тому +1749

    I love how this whole fake God story line started with karaoke gone wrong. This had been one the most unexpectedly gripping stories I've heard in such a long time, and we started halfway though it.
    I love it so much!

    • @kaminaridenki6833
      @kaminaridenki6833 3 роки тому +12

      Yep

    • @Twisted_Code
      @Twisted_Code 3 роки тому +61

      I mean, technically that's where we joined the fun, but I'm sure Felix didn't expect it to get this big just because of a bit of VERY unfortunate wild magic. Heck if he's like most DMs, he only knows where he wants the story to go and is kind of winging it to get there... which is exactly how it should be, because that's how you get a "real" story :-)

    • @bubblebunny3088
      @bubblebunny3088 3 роки тому +9

      Felix is good

    • @shinraset
      @shinraset 3 роки тому +6

      The story is very much incredible and awesome. In my personal opinion just as grippy as "oogie the smithing ogre" though for an entirely different reason than that story.

    • @the_circuit6347
      @the_circuit6347 3 роки тому +7

      Well it didn't start there, that's just where she started the story
      Hence old gothi

  • @JulietBingBong101
    @JulietBingBong101 3 роки тому +2576

    Xanu: “Kill all foreclaimers”
    Sips: “ok but what about Gothi?”
    Xanu: “Idk man she just kinda hit different”

    • @lisaart9179
      @lisaart9179 3 роки тому +179

      Im not like other foreclaimers
      I HAVE EMPATHY

    • @axelfirekirby
      @axelfirekirby 3 роки тому +147

      Xanu: kill all foreclaimers (whispering) except one

    • @MagusThD13
      @MagusThD13 3 роки тому +110

      Racist super-being: “But she is one of the good ones”.

    • @wormonstringqueen2488
      @wormonstringqueen2488 3 роки тому +23

      Ye it do be like that xD

    • @CMElliotte
      @CMElliotte 3 роки тому +54

      "All those times I said "Kill all -humans- foreclaimers," I'd always whisper "except one". -Fry- Gothi was that one. And I never told her so!" --Bender- Xanu

  • @HS-iw1ed
    @HS-iw1ed 3 роки тому +1801

    "All foreclaimers are evil!"
    "What about Gothi?"
    "She's not like those other girls"

    • @kairossnt
      @kairossnt 3 роки тому +91

      I’m not like other girls! I’am defective :p

    • @neainez6376
      @neainez6376 3 роки тому +9

      I love this so much

    • @Astra_A_Star
      @Astra_A_Star 3 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @gamejunky3040
      @gamejunky3040 3 роки тому +59

      “ I’m not like other foreclaimers, I have gills” *dubstep plays as she dances*

    • @SuperLemun
      @SuperLemun 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/rdNFluB5rnA/v-deo.html

  • @1337ijs
    @1337ijs 3 роки тому +404

    "So, you're gonna kill ALL the Foreclaimers? Even Gothi?"
    "...No, she's a treasure. I couldn't bring myself to touch her in a harmful manner."

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 роки тому +39

      "Alright I'm in"

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 3 роки тому +16

      Mind you he didn't actually say that.

    • @quendi5557
      @quendi5557 3 роки тому +21

      @@JoshSweetvale hey I feel like that conversation is far from over.

    • @duncaneigg8819
      @duncaneigg8819 3 роки тому +4

      “But then THEY did. During my attack on the city, while I controlled every soul powered creation, I saw it. She was betrayed by someone close to her. They tore her face off without remorse. I am a god, but even I was powerless to stop them from not only hurting my friend, but then getting away with it. The pain they inflicted on us, I will return to them exponentially.”

    • @WarriorCatter-youtube
      @WarriorCatter-youtube 2 місяці тому

      Pov darkstalker

  • @researcherchameleon4602
    @researcherchameleon4602 3 роки тому +672

    Sips: “why do you want to commit a genocide?”
    Xanu: “we get there when we get there”

  • @shrimps_clips254
    @shrimps_clips254 3 роки тому +576

    gothi and erena: somehow related to royalty.
    sips: random monke with a crocodile arm

    • @Arthur2light
      @Arthur2light 3 роки тому +99

      Maybe Sips will one day become the Monkey King. All he needs is a bow-staff, a magic flying cloud, and a whole lot of immortality.

    • @Birdthefeatheredone
      @Birdthefeatheredone 3 роки тому +55

      @@Arthur2light Hmmm. Has Sips bowed to the cardinal directions yet? We need to see if it activates laser eyes. The Wild Magic helps too though.

    • @creepingblu2302
      @creepingblu2302 3 роки тому +29

      We'll we now know he's technically related to a God soooo

    • @spencersonnefeld
      @spencersonnefeld 3 роки тому +27

      More like random monkey surgically implanted with a fragment of a vengeful god.

    • @demonfang5031
      @demonfang5031 3 роки тому +8

      Technically Sips royalty because he's an artificial God probably ordered out to be created by gothi parents or something like that

  • @VermilionMage
    @VermilionMage 3 роки тому +316

    Dingo's group: "We're going to split the party 3 ways because angst."
    Dingo's GM: "I'm sure I can eliminate sleep from my schedule so I can prepare for 3 separate D&D sessions!"

    • @Frantasia
      @Frantasia 3 роки тому +22

      As a person who was stupid enough to have done this once, I can assure that Felix, indeed, probably did not sleep.
      To all the other DMs: Just don't. However cool it seems. Limit the Split party.

    • @crazykids3940
      @crazykids3940 3 роки тому +1

      Yep
      Truth

  • @liirha
    @liirha 3 роки тому +522

    Gothi to Jack later: "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

    • @codyraugh6599
      @codyraugh6599 3 роки тому +56

      A great villain doesn't actually betray the party, they walk the same path but want a different end. And so conflict ends up the only recourse, or their actions have a very negative unforseen consequences. Or you set the badguy against the party from the start.

    • @MetalB1985
      @MetalB1985 3 роки тому +50

      I would like it more, that Jack is just straight foreword and wants to know, what is going to happen. Making the same mistakes as the Foreclaimers.

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya 3 роки тому +27

      @@MetalB1985 Yeah there are some very clear parallels being drawn between Jack and the foreclaimers.

    • @altantagrin9474
      @altantagrin9474 3 роки тому +2

      @@codyraugh6599 FFXIV Shadowbringers, anyone?
      Anyone?

    • @togamid
      @togamid 3 роки тому +6

      Another possibility might be that Jack is somewhat controlled by Xanu too

  • @AnimeWolf5193
    @AnimeWolf5193 3 роки тому +584

    It is ironic how he beat the foreclaimers. He escaped by connecting with other souls. That's kind of what empathy is.
    He practically wiped them out by using a trait they thought was "defective".

    • @colewegner7576
      @colewegner7576 3 роки тому +29

      Oh my god that's amazing

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 2 роки тому +27

      I still question if that justifies killing them all
      Yes what they as a empire did was awful and what they did to him was awful...
      But does that mean that they *Have* to be driven to extinction? it's clear that they don't all share that single mindset
      There was more then just 1 'defect' in their society, and many left the empire
      Many of them could have been like Gothi, in that they had more Empathy, and rejected the society
      And perhaps many of the Foreclaimers did have more to them, but it was the pressure of needing to do what 'was best for the empire'
      So they felt forced to bury that 'defective' idea, so they can be the cogs of the empire they think they need to be

    • @d4s0n282
      @d4s0n282 2 роки тому +12

      @@quinnholloway5400 no not entirely true, my thoughts on these are:
      1.she was one of the first ones to be upgraded thus being early, and the defect happened due to them not 100% not knowing what they are doing
      2.she was one of the first ones cus she was high royality, thus they would usally get it first
      thus it kinda makes sense that she would be prob the only one

  • @InnocentInsanity
    @InnocentInsanity 3 роки тому +976

    I still don't trust Jack. He seems too nervous to be telling the whole truth.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 роки тому +92

      Oh there is no way he isnt evil. Even considering her own race Gothi should be getting red flags for days, since she clearly ain't broken up about them being gone.

    • @meganroyer1657
      @meganroyer1657 3 роки тому +61

      Like, even with the whole "Look me in the eyes" thing, he only briefly looks her in the eye before and after saying he's with her. And at the end, he just has an evil look on his face. Jack is sus.

    • @triforceofcourage100
      @triforceofcourage100 3 роки тому +41

      @@clayxros576 He’s working for Xanu he’s likely got another big piece of Xanu’s crystal on him making him do this Xanu is the only person who wants that portal open

    • @Ozziemandias56
      @Ozziemandias56 3 роки тому +21

      @@triforceofcourage100 if you ask me its probably the opposite, I think he's a Forclaimer.

    • @ManUtdBoy13
      @ManUtdBoy13 3 роки тому +41

      @@triforceofcourage100 I honestly think he works for himself. I don't think he lied, he's after the knowledge, the knowledge to harness souls and the knowledge to create dangerous weapons. Jack is 100% evil, but he's the greedy evil.

  • @irish_Republicanism
    @irish_Republicanism 3 роки тому +298

    Xanu: mmh gothi you look sick you should take the rest of the day off
    Gothi: no I'm fine
    Xanu trust me you dont want to be here this afternoon

  • @deldotpng9833
    @deldotpng9833 3 роки тому +884

    This series seriously went from “3 idiots gret drunk and summon a eater of worlds” to “3 idiots over throw a glitter kingdom, throw people into the fire plane, rekindle lost memories, meet a god, eat a heart, accidentaly gender bend a wizard, fight potato girls and almost die in a burning building, and many more things in the BEST. WAY. POSSIBLE.” i love these videos

    • @ojedaballesterosbaruk5830
      @ojedaballesterosbaruk5830 3 роки тому +29

      yep, just a regular DnD game

    • @sheevpalpatine1105
      @sheevpalpatine1105 3 роки тому +16

      the game i currently DM went from "we piss of every authority figure on purpose" to "we accidentily killed god and now all magic is wild"

    • @leyspun
      @leyspun 3 роки тому +2

      thats how anime work

    • @Beetle-l7i
      @Beetle-l7i 3 роки тому +2

      couldn't have said it better m'lad

    • @2efue833
      @2efue833 3 роки тому

      666th like

  • @hopesndreams5033
    @hopesndreams5033 3 роки тому +723

    Xanu: Thank you, Gothi. Your little gestures of kindness have made my days in prison bearable. I think you should take the rest of the day off.
    Gothi: What?
    Xanu: You don't look well. Maybe you should go home and rest.
    Gothi: No, I feel fine.
    Xanu: Trust me. It is better that you are not here this afternoon.

    • @cryptidinthewoods7262
      @cryptidinthewoods7262 3 роки тому +67

      Xanu is the quiet kid 0_o

    • @hopesndreams5033
      @hopesndreams5033 3 роки тому +55

      @@cryptidinthewoods7262 Iroh

    • @sophieanimates2965
      @sophieanimates2965 3 роки тому +51

      UNCLE IROH REFERENCE!!!! :D

    • @PGJW26
      @PGJW26 3 роки тому +23

      ok Iroh

    • @goose7618
      @goose7618 2 роки тому +20

      @@cryptidinthewoods7262 How I hate the stereotype of children who don't talk being homicidal emotionless monsters

  • @kieran10202
    @kieran10202 3 роки тому +467

    Sips: "what's your deal?"
    Xanu: "60% Mewtoo, 40% Shadow the Hedgehog."
    Sips: "That explains collecting jewels so you can catch em all."

    • @jdsimmons97
      @jdsimmons97 3 роки тому +6

      Yes! Exactly this!

    • @DubbleOboyz
      @DubbleOboyz 3 роки тому +9

      Don’t forget Cell

    • @hugofontes5708
      @hugofontes5708 3 роки тому +2

      Holy shiiiieeeet you're right!!

    • @relicking9207
      @relicking9207 3 роки тому +3

      I think you mean Shadow the Edgehog

    • @tatltails3923
      @tatltails3923 3 роки тому +5

      Don't forget the heaping helping of Calamity Ganon on top

  • @gamingpandaboy
    @gamingpandaboy 3 роки тому +603

    Me: oh so he wants to kill gothi-
    Xanu: gothica was my only friend
    Me: oh shit

    • @ryanestes7331
      @ryanestes7331 3 роки тому +3

      Which is why I stole her face and pushed her over the edge of insanity

    • @Dragonlover553
      @Dragonlover553 3 роки тому +30

      @@ryanestes7331 Xanu didn’t steal Gothi’s face. That was the other guy, the Foreclaimer.

    • @ryanestes7331
      @ryanestes7331 3 роки тому +9

      @@Dragonlover553 ah gotcha

    • @angelemmanuelperezmuniz1474
      @angelemmanuelperezmuniz1474 3 роки тому +3

      That plot reminds me of The Outpost.

    • @raw6668
      @raw6668 3 роки тому +5

      @@Dragonlover553 Wait, does that mean we are going through the plot device of someone claiming to be Gothica and Gothi has to retake her identity from the Foreclaimer that probably rebuilt the Empire by taking her face back as well?

  • @acehasgreed
    @acehasgreed 3 роки тому +573

    Xanu: *is the ultimate lifeform*
    The party: "Why do we hear Aztec dubstep?"

  • @ToxicSunrise132
    @ToxicSunrise132 3 роки тому +234

    Y'know, if Xanu gets his hands on the guy that skinned Gothi's face he's probably going to do something horrific

    • @levievil9220
      @levievil9220 2 роки тому

      Let’s hope he’s still alive and xanu learns who did it

    • @tekbox7909
      @tekbox7909 2 роки тому +54

      Pretty sure sips and xanu will be highly cooperative when it comes to that

    • @levievil9220
      @levievil9220 2 роки тому

      @@tekbox7909 that guy who skinned gothi: I skinned her face off
      Sips: I don’t like you but I want to kill him
      Xanu: same

    • @A1phaWolf150
      @A1phaWolf150 2 роки тому +17

      If Jawbone doesn’t get to him first.

    • @Sparkle8205
      @Sparkle8205 Рік тому +4

      @@tekbox7909 yes

  • @AlligatorTeethz
    @AlligatorTeethz 3 роки тому +805

    I love how xanu legit is so serious and sips is like
    “yo ngl you edgy as hell man”

  • @catalyst_8759
    @catalyst_8759 3 роки тому +310

    Gothi was a princess the whole time, the chickens say it all. She’s a literal disney princess.

    • @wolfybat3335
      @wolfybat3335 3 роки тому +20

      Crazy swamp witch, to foreclaimer princess,.. now that's character growth

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 3 роки тому +21

      She is still queen of 26 ducks

    • @danielcunningham4339
      @danielcunningham4339 3 роки тому +11

      @@bloodstoneore4630 don't forget dwayne

    • @thetruezonein
      @thetruezonein 3 роки тому +2

      @@wolfybat3335 foreclamier princess to swamp witch to Amazonian then back to foreclamier princess.

    • @marshmug
      @marshmug 3 роки тому +1

      *ducks

  • @karenbonds264
    @karenbonds264 3 роки тому +450

    Xanu: *Tells his backstory*
    Mewtwo: "First Time?"

    • @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl
      @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl 3 роки тому +50

      Sephiroth: Welcome to the club. It sucks.

    • @RotaAbyssian
      @RotaAbyssian 3 роки тому +47

      Shadow the Hedgehog: We don't even have snacks. SOMEONE won't pick them up!

    • @jessegitchell8114
      @jessegitchell8114 3 роки тому +4

      Heheheheh

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 3 роки тому +6

      @@RotaAbyssian
      Sonic: man shadow you are in the "we live in a society squad" for sure!
      Shadow: damn you sonic!

    • @youdarnweebsgetoffmylawn
      @youdarnweebsgetoffmylawn 3 роки тому +17

      Doomsday: Is it just me or do we all have something weirdly in common?

  • @Moonstar79
    @Moonstar79 3 роки тому +62

    *Sips:* Crystal-infused avatar of an artificial god whose curse won’t leave him
    *Gothi:* Princess of an extinct ancient race that created the artificial god
    *Erina: Jojo reference go brrrr*

  • @anonymousfellow8879
    @anonymousfellow8879 3 роки тому +407

    “That wITCH.”
    Sips: SAY NO MORE!!

  • @SaltedToaster
    @SaltedToaster 3 роки тому +1024

    Xanu: "They were too focused on being efficient, too apathetic."
    Also Xanu: "Pants are.. inefficient."

  • @razacorwrayth1629
    @razacorwrayth1629 3 роки тому +4652

    Random observation here, but has anyone else noticed how Dingo's camera and story telling skills have gotten better and better with each episode? Each video is more and more captivating. The camera angles and transitions are so awesome. Her storytelling voice is more and more confident, so she's finding it easier to really portray each character individually. You're doing amazing Dingo. Keep up the fantastic work.

    • @crash_hunter8659
      @crash_hunter8659 3 роки тому +127

      It once was a simple funny drawn story, now it’s amazing art

    • @gav7497
      @gav7497 3 роки тому +80

      I love rewatching the fool’s gold series, cause you can see Dingo’s progression, from episode to episode.
      Until you reach absolute bangers like these past few episodes.

    • @Orionmatrix2015
      @Orionmatrix2015 3 роки тому +35

      I'm sure Dingo herself has mentioned that her drawing and animation skill have taken huge leaps during this series.

    • @magicstyx
      @magicstyx 3 роки тому +8

      I was just thinking the same thing.

    • @lordukon
      @lordukon 3 роки тому +21

      We watch upon her career with great interest.

  • @pandorabox6027
    @pandorabox6027 3 роки тому +128

    I hope that sips meets gothi again and they talk for a bit and at the end he’s just like “hey by the way xanu says hi” and then leaves with no explanation and gothi is just like “What?!”

  • @lucasm.3864
    @lucasm.3864 3 роки тому +1959

    I’m guessing the “14+” at the start was how many times we are going to be watching this episode.

  • @superfire6463
    @superfire6463 3 роки тому +392

    Remember when the first episode was karaoke almost destroying the world?
    It’s gotten *deep*

    • @storozha777
      @storozha777 3 роки тому

      IMPORTANT MESSAGE
      This life temporary. What matters is where you'll spend eternity. You'll either go to heaven or hell FOREVER. Being a “good” person and doing good deeds won’t get you into heaven. The only way to heaven is through Jesus Christ because through Him we have forgiveness of sins. Accept Jesus into your heart! God LOVES US SOOO MUCH and created us to be with Him. But our sin separates us from Him. So He sent His only son Jesus to be the perfect sacrifice for our sins. Jesus died for our sins on the cross and rose from the dead so that we can have a relationship with God and eternal life.
      If you believe that Jesus died for your sins and rose from the grave, surrender your life to Him today. He loves you so much. Talk to Him. Ask for forgiveness/ confess your sins to God and repent which means to turn away from your sins. Ask God to help you to turn away from your sins. Get a Bible, read it and obey it. Pray to God by talking to Him. Time is short. Jesus is coming back soon!!!
      Pray something like this: "Jesus, I know that I am a sinner and that I cannot save myself. I believe that You died on the cross for my sins and rose from the dead. Please forgive me of my sins. Help me to live my life for you. Jesus, come into my heart and be my Lord and Savior. Amen"

    • @harrisonmarkham2227
      @harrisonmarkham2227 3 роки тому +1

      ah memories

    • @zm1639
      @zm1639 3 роки тому +3

      @@storozha777 I smell a dead and rotting swine. Oh look, Watchman is spewing religious stuff

    • @ChibiKami
      @ChibiKami 3 роки тому +1

      karaoke may yet bring about the end times

    • @harrisonmarkham2227
      @harrisonmarkham2227 3 роки тому

      @@storozha777 don't bring religion in to this man

  • @ronin-on1lz
    @ronin-on1lz 3 роки тому +795

    “Yo Gothi, don’t go to the foreclaimer lab tomorrow.”
    “Why?”
    *reaches for backpack while pumped up kicks plays in the background*

    • @tenacityxl
      @tenacityxl 3 роки тому +73

      *reaches for the souls of dangerous killing machines inside said backpack*

    • @LycanMOON
      @LycanMOON 3 роки тому +15

      “NO”
      “IM MEWTWO BITCH”

  • @Randina42
    @Randina42 3 роки тому +126

    Dingo in the last video: These vines aren't canon
    Erina in this video: **quotes the "i'm a delight to be around" vine almost verbatim**

  • @michaelperkins3814
    @michaelperkins3814 3 роки тому +159

    Xanu: wait a minute I’m a god I don’t have to take this shit

  • @199022009
    @199022009 3 роки тому +282

    "Am I a warlock? A cheap, bargain bin warlock?"
    Mate, I've never had a full-fledged warlock accidentally unleash a Tarrasque in any of my campaigns.

    • @David-hx6hw
      @David-hx6hw 3 роки тому +34

      You haven't? I've accidentally mutated it to a even greater verison of a Tarrasque. My DM loved that thing. It hunted us across a Epic level campaign.

    • @199022009
      @199022009 3 роки тому +14

      @@David-hx6hw On purpose, a coupla times. Never accidentally. XD

    • @joshuaknaus8824
      @joshuaknaus8824 3 роки тому +5

      I am SAD to say I have never played DnD in my life.

    • @MarkATorres1989
      @MarkATorres1989 3 роки тому +2

      @@David-hx6hw Did it sport a wizardly hat and casted summoning spells out the holes of the multi-verse?

    • @199022009
      @199022009 3 роки тому +2

      @@joshuaknaus8824 I recommend watching Critical Role's sessions if you can't play.

  • @master0fthearts894
    @master0fthearts894 3 роки тому +448

    Sips be like: Yeah, I’m a murder hobo, but I’m not like all those other murder-hobo’s. You see, I only murder-hobo when I want to or when I’m mad. Therefore, I’m a better murder-hobo.

    • @ender72a75
      @ender72a75 3 роки тому +11

      Perfect Logic

    • @StarryThey-os
      @StarryThey-os 3 роки тому +22

      r/notlikeothermurderhobos

    • @StarryThey-os
      @StarryThey-os 3 роки тому +1

      @SuperNinja's Personal Channel I actually don't, I made it as a reference r/notlikeothergirls

    • @jk-2053
      @jk-2053 3 роки тому +2

      @@StarryThey-os r/idonthavereddit

    • @StarryThey-os
      @StarryThey-os 3 роки тому

      @@jk-2053 lol ok

  • @stephenalley5177
    @stephenalley5177 3 роки тому +246

    *Xanu talks about how he tried to wipe out the Foreclaimers.
    Me taking notes: "That's great, but I'm just gonna scratch all this out and just write 'Mewtwo's backstory', cool?"

  • @insomniac6129
    @insomniac6129 3 роки тому +257

    "And Sips with all his ANGST"
    That is the single most perfect thing I've heard all day

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 3 роки тому

      We did find out the source of his angst.

    • @FlyingTurtle130
      @FlyingTurtle130 3 роки тому

      Is this english slang or is it the german influenc

  • @fallenanddragon4121
    @fallenanddragon4121 3 роки тому +409

    So what I heard was "the foreclaimers must die, but gothi's cool".

    • @galaxydragon1796
      @galaxydragon1796 3 роки тому +39

      I kinda hope they reunite since they were friends and I also very much want to know how Xanu will react since Gothi's face got... well ya know

    • @saoirsecollins2712
      @saoirsecollins2712 3 роки тому +2

      yup

    • @fallenanddragon4121
      @fallenanddragon4121 3 роки тому +2

      @@galaxydragon1796 hey same idea here bud

    • @Xman34washere
      @Xman34washere 3 роки тому

      eeeexactly yup that's the point

    • @joshuatartar2731
      @joshuatartar2731 3 роки тому

      She just built different

  • @thevixen2054
    @thevixen2054 3 роки тому +745

    "The forclaimers are evil and deserve to be terminated"
    "What about gothi?"
    "She just built different"

    • @andreasballe7470
      @andreasballe7470 3 роки тому +21

      I'm excited to hear *how* she's built different though.

    • @catfoodbob1
      @catfoodbob1 3 роки тому +5

      ya dont need to kill all of them to commit a genocide

    • @altromonte15
      @altromonte15 3 роки тому +13

      "I may be a genocider, but I'm not gonna genocide my homies."
      "Well actually we never, you know, talked, properly, but I'm pretty sure we were BFFs, I imagine."

    • @mycure0498
      @mycure0498 3 роки тому

      I see what u did there

    • @MizukiStone44
      @MizukiStone44 3 роки тому +10

      @@andreasballe7470 By the sounds of it, she is quite literally built different. Either something different in her augmentations or neurology. Like the inversion of a psychopath. Her brain's fucked up by the standards of her people. It's just that the result of it means that she can function alongside people who are not her people.

  • @pedroprass106
    @pedroprass106 3 роки тому +192

    yOOOOOOO that whole sequence of Gothi's royalty reveal was so good
    the cut-ins between xanu and jack speaking, sips on the mirror when gothi turns, both sips and gothi talking the same thing together with the split screen
    thats some fine film making right there

  • @shiekatyt4635
    @shiekatyt4635 3 роки тому +240

    xanu: explains his backstory
    sips: what does it has to do with genocide?
    xanu: *WE GET THERE, WHEN WE GET THERE!*

    • @azurebalmung4520
      @azurebalmung4520 3 роки тому +15

      Sips: "Is there a rest stop between now and the (quack)ing point?"

    • @sherlocksmuuug6692
      @sherlocksmuuug6692 3 роки тому +2

      "You see, when I was a little boy my father used to punish me severely..."

    • @shiekatyt4635
      @shiekatyt4635 3 роки тому

      @@sherlocksmuuug6692 ayeeeeeeee

    • @Ins1gn1f1c4nt
      @Ins1gn1f1c4nt 3 роки тому

      @@sherlocksmuuug6692 What are you doing Step-dad!?

  • @CesarDragulaneweraforanewdream
    @CesarDragulaneweraforanewdream 3 роки тому +412

    No one:
    **Gothi is a Princess**
    Disney: HEY WANT TO MAKE A MOVIE?

    • @MrWarriorace
      @MrWarriorace 3 роки тому +35

      Let's see if Gothi makes the Disney check list.
      Animal Companion: Jawbone ✔
      Easy the make/get clothes ✔
      Time to make a Disney movie.

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 3 роки тому +33

      and her parents are even dead

    • @jdsimmons97
      @jdsimmons97 3 роки тому +12

      Lol. So I'm not the only one who thought that.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 3 роки тому +8

      @@bloodstoneore4630 ... as far as we know

    • @suomi9347
      @suomi9347 3 роки тому +3

      @@MrWarriorace Gore, Blood, Genoside, Weapons, Magic, 9???? hands with wips Check

  • @TheCaptainstupendous
    @TheCaptainstupendous 3 роки тому +259

    It's so funny to me that this started off as a one off DnD story about karaoke and now its a series I will stop EVERYTHING I'm doing to watch.

  • @max4pne
    @max4pne 3 роки тому +43

    Me at the start of the episode: "Ah, this'll be a nice bit of backstory to flesh out the world and lore."
    Me at the end of the episode: "We're in the endgame now."

  • @dxjxc91
    @dxjxc91 3 роки тому +684

    "We dreamed of creating the world's strongest Pokemon, and we succeeded." -Foreclaimers

    • @jdsimmons97
      @jdsimmons97 3 роки тому +21

      There's a few people who thought this.

    • @DubbleOboyz
      @DubbleOboyz 3 роки тому +13

      They used him so he stood alone

    • @GeneralNickles
      @GeneralNickles 3 роки тому +31

      "it is not the circumstances of ones birth, but what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
      Fully expecting that exact quote before this is over.

    • @hugofontes5708
      @hugofontes5708 3 роки тому +13

      @@GeneralNickles I'm looking forward to a magicless Sips punching Omega Xanu in the face for 4 damage

    • @JaxonHex
      @JaxonHex 3 роки тому +10

      That scene popped in my head when I heard his back story.

  • @Anto4writting
    @Anto4writting 3 роки тому +701

    You know what they say
    "Time to re watch the whole series again"

  • @dragonmk123
    @dragonmk123 3 роки тому +252

    "we dreamed of creating the perfect -Pokemon- God... And we succeeded"

  • @hansonkoay6239
    @hansonkoay6239 3 роки тому +21

    Gothi: *has empathy*
    Foreclaimers: and I took that personally

  • @D_H_VOLTAGE
    @D_H_VOLTAGE 3 роки тому +787

    Foreclaimers have no empathy, Jack didn't care what happened to Rascam, he seems to know a whole lot about Foreclaimers. Hmm...

    • @Xman34washere
      @Xman34washere 3 роки тому +32

      Probably Impossible

    • @superphantom100
      @superphantom100 3 роки тому +77

      He probably rolled a success on his deception.

    • @epsilonwow
      @epsilonwow 3 роки тому +128

      He might be a foreclaimer, or a descendant of one, but he did show a slight bit of empathy towards Gothi when she found out she was royalty. He let her have a bit of space to consume this new information. It might not be too significant, but any sign counts in my book. I 100% think he's evil, but it's not likely he's a foreclaimer because of his other "imperfections" like cowardice. I bet he's working for someone behind the scenes, but mainly took the job to learn about this ancient race. But that's just my theory.

    • @jordancummings1499
      @jordancummings1499 3 роки тому +7

      my other comment says it but invasion ahead

    • @King_Nex
      @King_Nex 3 роки тому +25

      I don't think he's a foreclaimer, but I do think he is heading down their path.

  • @mariae.8160
    @mariae.8160 3 роки тому +244

    Sneeze: Writes "Didn´t you leave them first?"
    Arena: What are these? words?, I don´t have time for them!
    Sneeze: *looks at the camera like he´s in "The office"*

    • @VitaNewbo
      @VitaNewbo 3 роки тому +3

      Sneeze is Jim confirmed.

  • @CrimsonFaunus
    @CrimsonFaunus 3 роки тому +590

    She's beauty.
    She's grace.
    She got trunk on her face.

  • @TheSoulArchitech
    @TheSoulArchitech 3 роки тому +210

    Dingo's inflection with 6:47's "She's Different" is so good? Like damn, she could be a professional voice actor with a talent like that, it's amazing.

  • @qTINp
    @qTINp 3 роки тому +1721

    *VIGOROUSLY SLAPS 14+ is my new favorite intro

  • @carafurry7862
    @carafurry7862 3 роки тому +940

    I thought the intro was creative, nobody else makes a slapping sound

  • @Zarsla
    @Zarsla 3 роки тому +243

    DM to Gothi's player: You're a princess, Gothi.

    • @deadMan33331
      @deadMan33331 3 роки тому +16

      Gothi: Am'a what?

    • @master0fthearts894
      @master0fthearts894 3 роки тому +8

      Also DM: Your real names Gothica.
      Gothi: *Wut.*
      The Player: *LAME!* Whattya tryna do, make me an emo?

    • @victoriameredith629
      @victoriameredith629 3 роки тому +10

      You HAVE to say that in Hagrid’s voice. “Yer a princess, Gothi!”

    • @nerosoul2506
      @nerosoul2506 3 роки тому +6

      A robot. a princess and a magic monkey walk into a bar,

    • @WhosAmbit
      @WhosAmbit 3 роки тому +1

      @@deadMan33331 a princess!

  • @grapefanta9571
    @grapefanta9571 3 роки тому +205

    She’s beauty she’s grace, she has a profile picture of an anime girls face

  • @caleighjohnson5543
    @caleighjohnson5543 3 роки тому +328

    Are we going to talk about how a literal God’s preferable clothes are cargo pants?

    • @AzraelThanatos
      @AzraelThanatos 3 роки тому +56

      They have a lot of pockets...perfect for storage and tricking insane, corrupted halflings

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 роки тому +15

      They can do what they want. Are you going to stop them?

    • @cwovictor3281
      @cwovictor3281 3 роки тому +28

      If the Second Coming came around and Christ was wearing crocs nobody would talk shit either.

    • @KaleSlate
      @KaleSlate 3 роки тому +17

      He said perfection and efficiency. There ain't much more efficient than cargo pants

    • @GnomeChompskiGnomesYou_Bruh
      @GnomeChompskiGnomesYou_Bruh 3 роки тому +6

      @eric just for the record i don't think clogs were a thing yet a and sandals are better for that environment anyway.

  • @sabreman8546
    @sabreman8546 3 роки тому +352

    Anyone else remember back to episode 5 when Sips started to lose to his curse after Quin-Ora apparently mumbled something about “calling upon the god of the second sun or whatever”? And how the curse started growing after Sips’ head “felt like it would split open?” This is GOD TIER foreshadowing

    • @leobracken2316
      @leobracken2316 3 роки тому +21

      Good job noticing that! I know I never would have.
      (Edit): not accounting for new episodes, op course.

    • @animeaddict2202
      @animeaddict2202 3 роки тому +7

      Holy fucking shit

    • @sweetiestrawberry314
      @sweetiestrawberry314 3 роки тому +4

      Oh this makes me feel stupid in a way

    • @grimreaper894
      @grimreaper894 3 роки тому +8

      Pun--->God Tier

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 3 роки тому +4

      I DIDNT NOTICE THAT
      But this does explain why she would put a crystal in sips head

  • @JesusFreak98
    @JesusFreak98 3 роки тому +355

    Erina: My friends left me
    Snizzles: Didn't you leave Gothi first?
    Erina: Sign can't stop me because I can't read

    • @JesusFreak98
      @JesusFreak98 3 роки тому +1

      First time I've ever got this many commentaries

    • @gibby6189
      @gibby6189 3 роки тому +3

      Why helo person reading this why the hell are you reading this

  • @d3vos_the_god
    @d3vos_the_god 3 роки тому +12

    Sips and Gothi: Serious roleplaying
    Erina: I will have you know that I am a sweet treat. I am a fucking delight to be around okay

  • @troperhghar9898
    @troperhghar9898 3 роки тому +679

    Xanu episode 17-- genocidal mad man
    Xanu episode 18-- oh god he's mewtwo

    • @eclipsegu2rdian591
      @eclipsegu2rdian591 3 роки тому +69

      He's literally fucking mewtwo

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 3 роки тому +34

      If mewtwo had a happier backstory.

    • @toddfromhoen
      @toddfromhoen 3 роки тому +11

      I was looking for this comment. I knew I couldn't be the only nerd to think of this

    • @aaa1e2r3
      @aaa1e2r3 3 роки тому +38

      He's Mewtwo and Gothi is the Scientist's daughter

    • @nosleep9816
      @nosleep9816 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao yes

  • @Arthur2light
    @Arthur2light 3 роки тому +58

    Gothi and Sips: Getting a lore dump.
    Erena: Gets drunk in a bar.

  • @redman7775
    @redman7775 3 роки тому +68

    When the villain is ranting and is starting to make a whole lot of sense:

  • @haikaladitama3382
    @haikaladitama3382 3 роки тому +13

    Gothi : * Has Empathy *
    Foreclaimers : " Thats Not How You're Suppose To Play The Game "

  • @a.dykeman1980
    @a.dykeman1980 3 роки тому +739

    Gothi was asking the wrong questions, honestly. The question isn’t “whose side are you on, Jack?”, it’s “Do you understand what’s on the other side of that portal, Jack?”

    • @cjthenarhwalking1378
      @cjthenarhwalking1378 3 роки тому +113

      Up until this point i wasn't suspicious of jack, but now i am very suspicious of jack.

    • @collectorofmyst2107
      @collectorofmyst2107 3 роки тому +46

      ......Especially because he's on THIS SIDE of the portal. Xanu damnit.

    • @aurasilvertongue2859
      @aurasilvertongue2859 3 роки тому +40

      I'm calling it now, Jack is a foreclaimer that is trying to get back to their home to resume the research/bring back the other foreclaimers

    • @VampireQueenAmy
      @VampireQueenAmy 3 роки тому +13

      @@cjthenarhwalking1378 I was always suspicious of jack
      Jack sus

    • @ollievalentine4239
      @ollievalentine4239 3 роки тому +36

      Also Gothi asked who's side he was on and he said yours
      That could be interpreted as her being a foreclaimer, so he is for foreclaimers

  • @karmapotato5048
    @karmapotato5048 3 роки тому +324

    Last episode: "I want a genocide" Me: Heck nah ya evil crystal man
    This episode: Ok so we skin all of the foreclaimers

  • @SerenityM16
    @SerenityM16 3 роки тому +673

    Dingo: posts
    Me: drops everything and runs here

    • @envy_kun9943
      @envy_kun9943 3 роки тому +2

      I did that just a second ago

    • @shadyauras
      @shadyauras 3 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @razagan1343
      @razagan1343 3 роки тому +3

      I finally booted up my homework but Screw that, Cliff-hanger time.

    • @snowkitty1914
      @snowkitty1914 3 роки тому +5

      *drops fanfic and CLICKS*

    • @ziaq2779
      @ziaq2779 3 роки тому +3

      S P E E D

  • @fizzycat3506
    @fizzycat3506 3 роки тому +141

    Dingo: This story is not for kids under 14
    Kids younger than that: This sign can't stop me because I can't read! >:D

    • @user-zs6nt7zk6k
      @user-zs6nt7zk6k 3 роки тому +1

      true
      thas me

    • @minart_animates6567
      @minart_animates6567 3 роки тому +2

      During those few seconds of video, I lost all ability to read at all. >:D

    • @faithwayman7000
      @faithwayman7000 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah, as someone who is definitely not 12, I lost the ability to read during the first few seconds of the video

    • @Mannequinhandy
      @Mannequinhandy Рік тому

      I'm not waiting a month to watch this

    • @rose-mariedessert3117
      @rose-mariedessert3117 Рік тому

      Me:I watch Murder Drones and massacred a level 6 monster while my group was at level 3 with a pocket knife. You can't stop me.

  • @sweeperbot9747
    @sweeperbot9747 3 роки тому +422

    Jack: “let’s go place those crystals!”
    Gothi: “I don’t trust like that”

    • @brotherdj777
      @brotherdj777 3 роки тому +1

      I can 100 percent assure you that Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life. He did the ultimate act of love for mankind in being crucified, being buried, and rising again on the third day. God made Jesus to be sin for us, though Jesus knew no sin. Through Jesus we can be saved, he bore our sins on the cross.

    • @jackskellington1745
      @jackskellington1745 3 роки тому +10

      @@brotherdj777 ..........I-
      Did you seriously-
      Ok then-

    • @Jake007123
      @Jake007123 3 роки тому +11

      @@brotherdj777 Wrong fictional world, mate.

    • @frostfyrezero1830
      @frostfyrezero1830 3 роки тому +1

      @@brotherdj777 Cleric rolls a 1 on diplomacy.

  • @mme725
    @mme725 3 роки тому +448

    Jack: "So can you still smell or.....?"
    Jack asking the real questions.
    Also hot damn, artificial god and the princess with a heart of gold in a coalmine.

    • @juanipani2606
      @juanipani2606 3 роки тому +11

      Gills are her breathway so the real question is can a fish smell on land

    • @privpi
      @privpi 3 роки тому

      @@juanipani2606 The gills aren't her breath way. She still has lungs. The gills are extra. Also gills are completely useless on land just by how they work. Gravity basicaly closes them and keeps air from getting through. They only work underwater where they can float and can freely let water flow trough however they want. Also I don't think fish smell with their gills

    • @juanipani2606
      @juanipani2606 3 роки тому

      @@privpi thank you it has now been answered it was faster than looking it up honestly

  • @odi1658
    @odi1658 3 роки тому +653

    Nobody:
    The Tarrasque chilling under the city: :p

    • @galling2052
      @galling2052 3 роки тому +32

      i like how he is there, just as:"You already know what im about, whatever plotrelated problems you have are nothing compared to the mess i'll make once i get out"

    • @inconsistentartist1800
      @inconsistentartist1800 3 роки тому +4

      my man vibing

    • @crystalthunderheart8895
      @crystalthunderheart8895 3 роки тому +11

      It's a special tool we'll use later isn't it

    • @Trojianmaru
      @Trojianmaru 3 роки тому +9

      I can already see where it's going. The foreclaimers will be kicking Xanu's ass, n the party's just gonna be like "Release, the Tarrasque!"

    • @MehnixIsThatGuy
      @MehnixIsThatGuy 3 роки тому +7

      *Chekhov's Gun intensifies*

  • @chaoticclonestudios
    @chaoticclonestudios 3 роки тому +21

    " *I'm a very picky murderer* " well this series just gets better and better

  • @camerontipton2269
    @camerontipton2269 3 роки тому +671

    “Am I a warlock ,but like a cheap bargain bin warlock”
    “What”
    “Never mind”
    So that is how he got his powers

    • @fireflake8620
      @fireflake8620 3 роки тому +44

      he is the Netflix adaptation

    • @Kmn483
      @Kmn483 3 роки тому +26

      Shit, I didn't even put that together. Thought that was supposed to mean he was multi-classing.

    • @Master_E444
      @Master_E444 3 роки тому +3

      It’s before the Warlock class was introduced

    • @danielcunningham4339
      @danielcunningham4339 3 роки тому +1

      @@Master_E444 naw 3.5 had a warlock and it could get pretty op, it just wasn't in the main book like it is now

    • @Master_E444
      @Master_E444 3 роки тому

      @@danielcunningham4339 I doubt they were using that and, if I remember right, they were pretty different back then. If anything he'd be a bargain bin Cleric or something

  • @Teddy-cv2gp
    @Teddy-cv2gp 3 роки тому +515

    “One named solis”
    My Swedish brain: haha they accidentally named it Sunny

    • @weebalert2613
      @weebalert2613 3 роки тому +67

      Foreclaimers: these are our suns their names are stella and sunny :)

    • @AztecCroc
      @AztecCroc 3 роки тому +63

      @@weebalert2613 Ah, yes Star and Sunny, the most magnificent of suns.

    • @VitaNewbo
      @VitaNewbo 3 роки тому +16

      @@AztecCroc Wait, Stella means star? Man, that is actually a pretty cool name.

    • @Quarataia
      @Quarataia 3 роки тому +17

      Sol also means sun in a multitude of languages.

    • @iulianokulmi5900
      @iulianokulmi5900 3 роки тому +6

      @@VitaNewbo yep in italian stella is star

  • @jdizzy192
    @jdizzy192 3 роки тому +69

    Episode 1: Sips gets drunk and accidentally sings the song of ARMAGEDDON
    Episode 18: Sips' roommate woke up and chose GENOCIDE
    Finale: Welp Sips just stabbed reality. TIME TO GET TO THE NEXT REALITY YALL

  • @Dronita42
    @Dronita42 3 роки тому +24

    "inhumanely treated science experiment creature has only one friend who visits them and treats them kindly, and it's one of the main characters" is a trope that has me SO WEAK!! ( ; _ ; ) i love xanu's backstory

  • @qamarhashmi9380
    @qamarhashmi9380 3 роки тому +82

    DingoDoodles thinks we're all idiots.
    And she's absolutely right.

  • @NekogamiKun127
    @NekogamiKun127 3 роки тому +53

    Ah yes, the trifecta of a split party. One to move the story forward, one to advance their backstory, and one to get drunk in the nearest bar.

  • @palladin1337
    @palladin1337 3 роки тому +278

    "I pray we don't deal with it, ever."
    This is the wise, and smart, man's response to facing the Tarasque.
    You don't 'deal' with it, you survive it.

    • @AZDfox
      @AZDfox 3 роки тому +1

      Just send a Clay Golem after it. Easy win

    • @timwoods2852
      @timwoods2852 3 роки тому +3

      Find a way to summon kaiju. No Tarrasque is gonna beat Godzilla!

    • @aclassicguardsman946
      @aclassicguardsman946 3 роки тому +1

      @Tim Woods that's a bold statement.

    • @hazbinhotelsuperfan3383
      @hazbinhotelsuperfan3383 3 роки тому +2

      @ Preferably the Negative energy plane.

    • @jeremydickey3879
      @jeremydickey3879 3 роки тому +1

      they could use it to kill the potential invasion

  • @vickyfish623
    @vickyfish623 3 роки тому +38

    Woman I gonna kill me with them cliff hangers I mean at this point it ain't no cliffhanger it's frickin skydiving oh and good luck and stay safe

  • @numericcloth4877
    @numericcloth4877 3 роки тому +448

    Gothi: *Lights a beacon*
    Me: We're in the endgame now, folks.

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 3 роки тому +9

      what do you want to bet the tarasque comes into play in the final battle?

    • @ClstilSnipr
      @ClstilSnipr 3 роки тому +7

      @@bloodstoneore4630 I bet my entire bag of gummy bears

    • @CelestialKitsune975
      @CelestialKitsune975 3 роки тому +2

      Iv got a pack of instant noodles, can I bet that?

    • @focal1475
      @focal1475 3 роки тому

      another hand touches the beacon

  • @CLNCJD94
    @CLNCJD94 3 роки тому +205

    Honestly, the way that Felix is able to still run this campaign despite everyone being separated and yet still making it incredibly compelling and unique

    • @adrianna9456
      @adrianna9456 3 роки тому +15

      That poor DM... But at the same time- XD

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 3 роки тому +7

      I mean, she's just giving us the abridged version of it, we don't actually know exactly how much or a shitshow it was just that Felix is broadly speaking definitely a competent DM

    • @anonymousfellow8879
      @anonymousfellow8879 3 роки тому +6

      @CDgonePotatoes
      I mean, Sips did roll his wildmagic that resulted in unleashing a tarasque and instead of throwing his hands up just went... “AIGHT, Nobody panic, I can work with this.”

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 3 роки тому +2

      @@anonymousfellow8879 that's a different type of skill, unaffiliated with running a campaign with PCs so split apart.

    • @anonymousfellow8879
      @anonymousfellow8879 3 роки тому +2

      @CDgonePotatoes
      My point is that he’s able to adapt, which from what I’ve seen of the DnD community? Not every DM can do to that extent, and make it not only work to keep things running, but make it work for the storytelling aspect

  • @Roy.404.
    @Roy.404. 3 роки тому +270

    "The Foreclaimers where elfs..."
    "Alright! Say no more. Lets murder them."
    "They also don't feel empath..."
    "Stop wasting murder time!"

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 роки тому +20

      "Also Gothi is the good one..."
      "And now we have no caveats. Time for slaughter"

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 3 роки тому +6

      So elf but they bend nature to thier will.

    • @franciscorui
      @franciscorui 3 роки тому +15

      Murdering elves is always justified, they always do something stupid that fucks everyone over.

    • @DrgoFx
      @DrgoFx 3 роки тому +8

      ~Of all the men of Azeroth I must say... That my least favorite race is the elf.~

    • @davedave8986
      @davedave8986 3 роки тому

      Kill all elves and always do so if you have the chance

  • @bingl4526
    @bingl4526 3 роки тому +16

    I like to imagine that as sips looked out the window xanu was like "it has started."

  • @voidtv8401
    @voidtv8401 3 роки тому +503

    You fools. That’s not just Jack. That’s Bring-‘Em Back Jack.
    He means, “I’m with you”, as in, “I’m with the Foreclaimers.” He wants to bring them back. He is antithetical to Xanu.

    • @freakyfan3550
      @freakyfan3550 3 роки тому +27

      Lmao my thoughts eXACTLY

    • @faxmachine1162
      @faxmachine1162 3 роки тому +38

      OH DAYUM THIS FOOL PREDICTED THE PLOT

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 роки тому +4

      yeah clearly

    • @ShenHibiki
      @ShenHibiki 3 роки тому +35

      I was thinking more like "Half-asleep crystal fragment of Xanu" Jack.
      Trying to find the Foreclaimers, but doesn't really know why... and making Xanu's job easier.

    • @phoenixablaze649
      @phoenixablaze649 3 роки тому +30

      I'm just still suspicious because he didn't say WHY. Gothi asked Jack why he was doing this and we never got a specific answer

  • @B_Emblem
    @B_Emblem 3 роки тому +201

    She is beauty, she is grace, she also got no face-

  • @shadei1142
    @shadei1142 3 роки тому +91

    Remember when this was like a single story about Dingo summoning a tarrasque? This has totally evolved into something amazing

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 3 роки тому +2

      Ya back when a tarrasque that the most worrying thing.

    • @ManUtdBoy13
      @ManUtdBoy13 3 роки тому +4

      All of this because a drunk monkey failed to style after karaoke...

    • @SomeoneNews
      @SomeoneNews 3 роки тому +1

      Yay

  • @Ranidia
    @Ranidia 3 роки тому +25

    Ok. I'm finally emotionally ready to continue this story. Time to sit down, with my tea and cake, and see how it goes.

    • @Ranidia
      @Ranidia 3 роки тому +4

      Phew! No crying this this round! On to the next one!

  • @runktheruler
    @runktheruler 3 роки тому +185

    Seeing these videos before I DM'd: "Wow Felix is a really good story writer"
    Seeing these videos after I DM'd: "Wow felix has an infinite well of patience and is a god at improv holy hell"

    • @tabithahood7690
      @tabithahood7690 3 роки тому +21

      I feel this SO MUCH
      DMing is hard, Felix is a deity-tier DM.

    • @skypen99
      @skypen99 3 роки тому +5

      Now imagine dming off of source material with linear path. The party got every info possible for said linear path. Throw it away and it becomes all improv.

    • @FractalComputer
      @FractalComputer 3 роки тому

      The story writing is though extremely unrealistic.

    • @morningstarcollective4671
      @morningstarcollective4671 3 роки тому

      That part's easy for me. What isn't, is dealing with people who can't be relied on to even say they won't show up.

    • @FractalComputer
      @FractalComputer 3 роки тому

      @@ocelotlesbian that's not an argument.

  • @michaelar9954
    @michaelar9954 3 роки тому +117

    Xanu: takes control of the peoples weapons to slaughter the people they were intended to protect
    Calamity Ganon: Could this man be one of my people

  • @michalhanna4374
    @michalhanna4374 3 роки тому +503

    “That witch” not going lie. I was expecting a different letter.

    • @tigerwarrior1787
      @tigerwarrior1787 3 роки тому +22

      We know which witch... she's probably still burning in the Plane of Fire... but still a witch!

    • @rhyan0186
      @rhyan0186 3 роки тому +41

      I get that the witch is most likely voodoo lady, but the fact it transitioned to our magical girl makes me... uncomfortable.

    • @justbreathe5901
      @justbreathe5901 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah me too

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 роки тому +9

      @@rhyan0186
      UH OH

    • @Revenante_of_Asylum
      @Revenante_of_Asylum 3 роки тому +11

      @@tigerwarrior1787 WE FOUND A WITCH, MAY WE BURN oh wait...

  • @ethansargent
    @ethansargent 3 роки тому +55

    [Stares at Jax]
    Me: . . . you're evil aren't you?

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 2 роки тому +2

      Literal devil horns.

    • @Hisnitch
      @Hisnitch Рік тому

      He's a tiefing, that doesn't mean much in DnD.

    • @PokemonSpyroLover
      @PokemonSpyroLover Рік тому

      ​@@HisnitchHe's not a tiefling, those horns are just decorations on his hat.