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Boredfan Gerrude Killing children? Yes. It's probably one of the more infamous mods behind the Thomas the Tank Engine replacer and the scantily clad women.
Sneeze gets poisoned. Sneeze gets stolen by Mindflare. Sneeze gets decapitated and sent to soul disintegrating gem. Sneeze gets beaten up by vampire mafia. Sneeze has been through a lot.
5:12 yes, they obviously should have done what Gothi tried to do. Its always idiotic to not instantly kill someone who is trying to kill you (if you can). Gothi was wiser even on low battery.
oh sh*t, maybe we should clean our... food... storage... room... thingy... (you know what I mean, what's it called!?) soon, I have no idea what the potatoes there are doing XD
"Sneeze, has been POISONED." "Hmmmmm." "Gothi determines what kind of Poison it is..it's, one of HERS." "HMMMMMMMMMM." Honestly my favourite moment of this episode, that was just funny to me.
This campaign is chaos This campaign is mayhem This campaign is destructive This campaign is a rollercoaster This campaign is as random as campaigns can get *AND I L O V E IT*
Firstkeepitreal Clearly they have a devious genius of a DM who plays the long game with some of his NPCs, also fun nutty players who think outside the box when it comes to finding solutions, and violence
Potatoes... I bring Dwayne WHO WANT BOILED SHOE!!! Kid like potato Doh my god... that good idea What no... wait yes Mother (quack) macaroni god (quack) also! What a weirdo oh right fire What did I spook you? Gothi Quotes of the Century
This little girl is the joker of the fools gold group. She used gothi's poison to hurt many people, she nearly killed sneeze and she murdered irena's parents. She's basically their archenemy!
“Are you here to kill me?” “What no, oh wait yes.” Old gothi best gothi Edit: how is my most liked post this, thanks my dudes, female dudes, and non binary dudes. Edit 2: nvm a funny joke about ren fairs took it over rip the 3 year reign of this comment
I mean to be fair even if they didn't know her from before, I'd put her to guillotine just for the pink glitter What she did to Erin's parents, is just the straw thet broke the camel's back, as far as I'm concerned
Old Gothi has the best quotes: "Ehhhhhh pickles." "Eat your POTASIUM!" "What a nice kitty..." "YOUNG MAN! I have a complaint! Your soup is too hot. And your ice is too cold! AND ANOTHER THING! Where am I?" "Tomato is a fruiiiiitttt." "Do you like my rock? His name is Dwayne."
The scary part is how much Potato Girl could have gotten away with (and how easily she could have) if she simply hadn't tried testing the poison on Sneeze or anyone else in the party.
Erina lost her parents and is a magical girl who will eventually have to summon a demon that will go berserk and she’ll have to go DoomSlayer on its ass all because she wanted to kill a kid who killed her parents Yep. She’s an anime girl alright
I'm actually really impressed with Erina. She's been shown to be quite panicky, but kept her cool in that room. Standing up when that trap was active would have been very bad. I feel sorry about her family, though.
Well now they have three days to plot and execute regicide with the combined resources of a Foreclaimer Druid, a Magical Girl, and a Wild Mage who's always up for arson and has something powerful taking an interest in him.
Wouldn't need to stand up. Subtle spell. Catapult. She is sitting down and that chair doesn't offer a lot of leg room for the dex save. 3d8 bludgeoning damage plus an additional 1d8 for each spell slot above the first. It can launch an object as far as 90 feet. Sitting at a table with a lot of sharp cutlery makes it a viable option to add piercing damage to that. So cast at level 3 it would be 6d8 almost as much damage as fireball.
@@Akajaro Nah, this dude doesn't seem like the type to tpk, he's probably more likely to save the group by sacrificing something important to them in order to twist the knife a bit.
Dingo: **posts a new video** Everyone:**Screaming** Also Dingo: **yeets us off the ride on a cliffhanger** Everyone: **even more screaming** (Oh...oh dingo put my comment in the video. Imma go scream)
@@Moonstriker2514 🤮 That sounds disgusting but yet so intriguing I'm down but not really but I am But yeah I can't bear the thought of any of these sweet babies getting Hurt so let's go kill an actual child!!!!!!
Erina: "Let's go kill a kid." "Demons run when a good man goes to war. Night will fall and drown the sun when a good man goes to war. Friendship dies and true love lies. Night will fall and the dark will rise when a good man goes to war."
Mentally deformed survivors of an ancient elf race who regained their psyche don’t know how to one liner. All they know is be leader, stronk, have shark pet, and lie
Old Gothi: MOTHERF******* MACARONI! GOD S*** OZON! MAGIC PONY F****** JULY S***! Me: *laughs hysterically* Also me: you've just signed your death certificate
Never before have I endorsed Child Murder this heavily. Also, what’s the state of the kingdom after Potato Girl took over? The national treasury has got to be drained after all these extravagant redecorations.
That first sentence implies that you have endorsed child murder less heavily in the past and I'm kinda curious what kid pissed you off. Also, I have no doubts that Potato Girl raised taxes through the roof and the army has stopped any revolts. Y'know, normal dictator stuff.
BigBadBob 70 Despite the rather ridiculous plot, one can make a really deep story with geopolitics and social issues. The people in the kingdom are probably not all happy about the whole thing, so a rebellion could take place, with the eventual genocide. With great corruption comes poverty, so there should be a stark contrast in wealth with the capital being an island of expenditure. Also, what happened to the local lords and the rest of the vassalage in the kingdom?
ChaosAndBunnies there’s always Joffrey Baratheon from Game of Thrones, I hear he’s a great example of when it’s ok to kill an asshole kid. Sometimes there’s just a particularly evil kid that just needs to get murdered
The average commoner has like 8 hp. A ten y-o kid has at least half of that. Sips, if instead of convoluted revenge plans, you had just cast Magic Missile or Burning Hands, this ENTIRE sub-plot wouldn't have happened
@@dindapriska she didnt have much of a reason to think sips was lying so she SHOULD have worn it...but later we see her still in her potato sack through all the animations. Did she sell it?
Me Before I Heard the Story: Potato Girl can't be that bad of an NPC, I mean, what could she have possibly done to the party beforehand? Me After I Heard the Story: *Hands Sips a Lighter* You know what to do...
That good idea... After a frickin' lifetime of making potions and being obsessed with potatoes you'd have thought Gothi would've tried mixing the two together but nah I guess.
This kid... several of my characters would have done so much just to rip her head off with their bare hands... or if touched by Sips... *Rolls on Curse Table* Bear Hands...
Sips: I'll let you kill potato girl since she ruin your life like how you let me kill Quiin-Ora, Erina: {remembers her killing Quiin-Ora,} y-y-yeah you sure show her who boss
Episode summary: Little girl wants to be princess, Poison potatoes, Failed child killing, Erina becomes an orphan, Vengeful Magical Girl wants to kill a little **** kid! Have a good day.
@Viktor Magnusson basically it's making something less potent with another chemical like water for a example or combining 2 chemical agents I am currently learn this at vet school so it may be different from a another field but that's what I know about it.
@@hadesfist1017 diffusion is where a fluid (poison gas cloud) will spread out until to areas of lower concentration until it has reached equilibrium or dissipated.
This is when I started watching Dingo’s videos. Some DnD story about a Potato Girl. 6 months months later I watch the earlier episodes. I can’t decide whether or not Felix is insane or just blessed with insane players.
It could be she's completely insane right now and she's just not telling us yet (or she was already insane in the first place/had something to protect her against the curse/just rolled a high enough roll)
My dnd character is like the red panda girl but throw in social anxiety and being a dwarf dragon that hides behind people because she's scared of everything (she's also a cleric because I like healing peeps)
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"I've never killed a kid before, but I'm open to new experiences."
The mantra of Skyrim modding.
I mean...you're not wrong.
Hell yes
Caleb Chaney, he burned the orphanage
Is there an actual mod for this?
Boredfan Gerrude Killing children? Yes. It's probably one of the more infamous mods behind the Thomas the Tank Engine replacer and the scantily clad women.
"this one stop heart. twenty gold"
*rogues begin salivating*
she managed to start a revolution... BECAUSE GOTHI GAVE HER A FREE POTATO!?!?
Oh shit, you noticed that?
*furiously wiping mouth*
My wood elf rogue would like that.
Sneeze gets poisoned.
Sneeze gets stolen by Mindflare.
Sneeze gets decapitated and sent to soul disintegrating gem.
Sneeze gets beaten up by vampire mafia.
Sneeze has been through a lot.
And that’s just what we’ve been told about!
So true, I haven’t even considered that.
They killed sneeze! Or was it kenny
tbf he kinda brought the last one on himself
Also tongue is bye bye
Quick summary:
Sell potato
Buy potato
Burn potato
Orphan
All of the above
They should've know that, in a universe with anime-like powers, orphaned kids get superpowers as compensation for not having parents.
Technoblade
@@antoniosebastiantan8782
"Officer I dropped kick that child in self-defense"
Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Technoblade in a nutshell
Old Gothi is best Gothi.
"kid like potato right?"
"this stop heart 20 gold"
"oh right fire"
Old gothi is best Gothi.
And when she was like "How didn't I think of that" when he learned about the poisonous potatoes
Edit:changed the he to she...
@@securecontainpikachu6718 Errrr... She.
Atomyk Ebonpyre
But what about
“I bring Dwayne”
@@PotatoMateYT ah yes, how could i possibly forget dwayne the rock
She is
Gothi: I bring Dwayne.
Gotta say, her sense of humor rocks.
*flinches *
heh, stoner humor
Dwayne "the rock"...
Welcome to UA-cam! where humour is a stones throw away
That pun is rock solid
Sibs: selling cursed stolen objects
Old Gothi: wHo WAnT bOIlEd ShOE comes with a potato in it
Sips*
I’d take the shoe any day, then scam someone, by saying it’s a magical shoe, and selling the shoe to an idiot.
@@AnArtistInAVoid That idiot would be me, heck yeah I would want a magic shoe
Girl: "I wanna be a princess"
Old Gothi: "Hmm...Duck?"
I don't know why, but I burst out laughing at that
Don't we all
Swan Lake?
Yeah, it is a good one.
Old gothi is the best
that's why
@@strawber3seal_77 WHO WANTS BOILED SHOE!!!
Dingo: "I never said he was a good guy"
Me: *remembers how she literally put Sips on the "Chaotic Good" axis back in like episode 2.*
i guess he changed alignments?
She said her party was chaotic-good “at best” meaning Sips could be worse.
TheYoungKnight Yeah, this seems like a chaotic neutral campaign to me for the most part.
But the curse makes him more chaotic evil. So he’s not far from chaotic neutral most of the time
All the good characters had kids or left, now it's just the neutrals lol ... And Gothi.
Gothi’s eyes just casually sliding off her face is a mood
Eehhhhhh rock
Hav poteito
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... pickles
_' '
_
, ,
kid liek potaytooh yah?
Old Gothi: *"I bring Dwayne"*
My dumbass: ... Wait ... Dwayne's a Rock ... *sharp inhale*
Wheeezeeeee
I didn't think of that the first time around!
Its Dwayne the rock Johnson
That is literally the moment i got the joke too
girl: are you here to kill me?
gothi: what? no.
...
gothi: wait yes.
Good
5:12 yes, they obviously should have done what Gothi tried to do. Its always idiotic to not instantly kill someone who is trying to kill you (if you can). Gothi was wiser even on low battery.
Old gothi's eyes slowly drifting out of her face will never not be funny
It's so fucking good holy shit
Me: Im listening to the fool´s gold campaign as a podcast
*turns over to see the video and sees gothi's eye drift*
Me: HAHAHAHAHA
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I agree . You spitting FAX
That even happened with "LOOK AT THESE GUNS!" Gothi.
“Have potato. Kid like potato, ya?” Just absolutely killed me.
erina: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT MY KINGDOM WAS OVERTHROWN BECAUSE YOU GAVE A 10 YEAR OLD A FREE POTATO?!?!?
The best part of that is that Gothi's player probably said that as a joke and it became a huge plot point
@@KILLERGUNZ27 That's a sign of a good DM right there.
It killed a lot of other people too
Apparently they do
Fun Fact: When Potatoes rot, they actually release a toxic gas that can be deadly when inhaled
that good to know
oh sh*t, maybe we should clean our... food... storage... room... thingy... (you know what I mean, what's it called!?) soon, I have no idea what the potatoes there are doing XD
@@dayshadows5021 Pantry?
@@dayshadows5021
... This is dumb, but...
Fridge?
@@saulo4302
I don't really know, but I don't think you're supposed to put potatoes in a fridge...
"Sneeze, has been POISONED."
"Hmmmmm."
"Gothi determines what kind of Poison it is..it's, one of HERS."
"HMMMMMMMMMM."
Honestly my favourite moment of this episode, that was just funny to me.
Erina: "let's go kill a kid"
me: YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
*ends*
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I would even wait the second i hear the deal and she hurts sips shes dead im going in her room and ypu know what happens
Lol
I feel ya xD
@@mineking6391 I would tell the dm to roll initiative
This campaign is chaos
This campaign is mayhem
This campaign is destructive
This campaign is a rollercoaster
This campaign is as random as campaigns can get
*AND I L O V E IT*
Firstkeepitreal Clearly they have a devious genius of a DM who plays the long game with some of his NPCs, also fun nutty players who think outside the box when it comes to finding solutions, and violence
Ben Swem lets not forget it’s Dingo’s boyfriend who is the DM of this game which means Dingo is dating the mad lad who is running this game.
I wish I could play a campaign like this but nobody plays with me
Me: How many lives have you taken?
Queen Bou Claire: Do you remember how many loaves of bread you have eaten in your life?
You realise how ridiculous this quote is?
Though, Dio has never been the brightest person...
_Rhinoseros Beetle_
Bou-claire has her cake and her throne too
Dio is now a child
You have summoned the JoJo fandom, do you realize the gravity of your actions?
You expected Queen Bou Claire, but it was ME! DIO!
Potatoes...
I bring Dwayne
WHO WANT BOILED SHOE!!!
Kid like potato
Doh my god... that good idea
What no... wait yes
Mother (quack) macaroni god (quack) also!
What a weirdo oh right fire
What did I spook you?
Gothi Quotes of the Century
Don't forget "mmmmm... duck?"
Old gothi may be a *little* crazy pants, but she is really hecking funny 😆 🤣
Old gothi perk can move her mask eyes anywhere but they see in the exact same spot no matter what Purley visual but Is funny
@@Heidijackward old gothi can be op at times
@@kman3554 old gothi finnal ability potato
Apon use turns enemies into potato
This little girl is the joker of the fools gold group.
She used gothi's poison to hurt many people, she nearly killed sneeze and she murdered irena's parents.
She's basically their archenemy!
Erina* btw,its a jojo reference
Oh yes, she earned that title
Potato :p
@OHGAS I'd say that's chaotic evil. Deadpool is chaotic neutral, joker is chaotic evil
“Are you here to kill me?”
“What no, oh wait yes.”
Old gothi best gothi
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"She grows poison potatoes"
"Ow my god. That acualy good idea"
Just... Dwayne, the rock.
potato gir . ok i stab now
gothi . Beep hate beep kids
@@daniellins4114 I just got this
I was about to like, then realized it has 666 likes and I can't ruin that
"I'm taking Dwayne"
Ahh, the strongest of all her rocks.
can you smell what Dwayne the Rock is cooking?
Savagegreywolf yes I see his cooking nothing
@@SavageGreywolf Rock Soup? Isn't that a Bard trick?
I just got it XD
You know that one person that everybody hates.
Yeah this kid fed that person a poison potato and replaced them
Also Dwayne "the rock" best joke
Girl: "Hey are you here to kill me?"
Gothi: "What? No... Oh wait, yes."
RELEASES DWAYNE
"Okay, lets see why they hate Potato girl so much"
*Watches the video*
"Yeah, they have every right to kill her"
I mean to be fair even if they didn't know her from before, I'd put her to guillotine just for the pink glitter
What she did to Erin's parents, is just the straw thet broke the camel's back, as far as I'm concerned
@@black97_0 Aye!
Black_ Fog More of an anvil
I would gladly help and use all the glitter to murder demons.
Man, last time I was this early Sips didn't have a curse.
Last time I was this early... we’ll I wasn’t this early before
Lmao
MT Dreamcatcher oof 😂
ANYONE WANT BOILED SHHOOWW
old gothy 2020
Never?
Gothi: " MOTHER *quack* MACCARONI GOD *quack* *something*
me: GOTHI NO
MOTHER (Q U A C K) ING GOD SH (Q U A C K) SON OF A (Q U A C K) O T S O
is what I hear
it's "MOTHER (quack) MACARONI GOD (quack) ORZO"
i'm pretty sure
the theme is pasta.
Old Gothi has the best quotes:
"Ehhhhhh pickles."
"Eat your POTASIUM!"
"What a nice kitty..."
"YOUNG MAN! I have a complaint! Your soup is too hot. And your ice is too cold! AND ANOTHER THING! Where am I?"
"Tomato is a fruiiiiitttt."
"Do you like my rock? His name is Dwayne."
Who wants boiled shoe
Fettuccini!
Have potato kid like potato
MOTHER #&@$ING MACARONI!!!!!!!!!
You forgott the best one
eeeeehhh potatoooo
"I want to be a princess!"
"Hm... Duck?"
I love both iterations of Gothi more than the Earth itself.
Agreed
Yes, old gothi time
Old Gothi: * emerges from the ground undeadly * _picles_
"Cliffhanger rage fuels me"
Well this certainly aged well
Still aging well
@@TheCatgirlGaymer still going strong
Still is
Still going stronger than ever
Nobody:
Gothi: rOckS
Me: dying of laughter in a corner of my room asking myself why this is so hilarious when it actually is not
But like same though. "I bring Dwaine."
@@thehandon4879 I can't say the D in this Dwaine's name without using my teeth and I don't know why
I absolutely lost it when she called her rock dwaine 🤣
“Let’s go kill a kid.”
Me: sips dont -
Sips: “FINALLY!”
SIPS YES! I'm so sorry I have devoloped such hatred for that f*ckin potato b*tch in the last 15 minutes XD
You need sips mentality
Here's what happened for me.
"Let's go kill a kid."
Me: Oh, *quack*.
I’m on board with this, let’s kill a kid!
Me: *cocks shotgun*
- potato fetish
- says "ja"
- definitely has three lines at least somewhere on that Tron body
Gothi is a gopnik confirmed
Although she could also be a kraut.
@@valentinmitterbauer4196 Doing a Slav squat?
Ja is German and not Russian 😳
as a russian i dont follow the logic
Ja is yes in Swedish
The scary part is how much Potato Girl could have gotten away with (and how easily she could have) if she simply hadn't tried testing the poison on Sneeze or anyone else in the party.
Erina lost her parents and is a magical girl who will eventually have to summon a demon that will go berserk and she’ll have to go DoomSlayer on its ass all because she wanted to kill a kid who killed her parents
Yep. She’s an anime girl alright
The Ascending Apothicon Hey, no complaints here.
Considering she's a jojo refrence. This isn't out of the realm of normal for a jojo character
I'm actually really impressed with Erina. She's been shown to be quite panicky, but kept her cool in that room. Standing up when that trap was active would have been very bad. I feel sorry about her family, though.
Well now they have three days to plot and execute regicide with the combined resources of a Foreclaimer Druid, a Magical Girl, and a Wild Mage who's always up for arson and has something powerful taking an interest in him.
Wouldn't need to stand up. Subtle spell. Catapult. She is sitting down and that chair doesn't offer a lot of leg room for the dex save. 3d8 bludgeoning damage plus an additional 1d8 for each spell slot above the first. It can launch an object as far as 90 feet. Sitting at a table with a lot of sharp cutlery makes it a viable option to add piercing damage to that. So cast at level 3 it would be 6d8 almost as much damage as fireball.
I just realized Felix is doing a thing to make all their backstory’s have importance
Anvil Evolved Well good on him for being a great DM. However I do feel like it’s a little overdone to have a character’s parents killed off-screen
BigBadBob 70 she could be lying
Felix seems to be a VERY good DM. Just a super evil one who I am sure would not hesitate to tpk the entire group. Gotta have our flaws.
Don't forget they T.K.O the entire universe, probably with the crystals
@@Akajaro Nah, this dude doesn't seem like the type to tpk, he's probably more likely to save the group by sacrificing something important to them in order to twist the knife a bit.
Okay, old Gothi yelling and/or screaming out random pastas is hilarious! So far it's fettuccine, macaroni and rigatoni. Gothi is secretly Italian XD
I also heard orzo after the second 🦆
Dingo: **posts a new video**
Everyone:**Screaming**
Also Dingo: **yeets us off the ride on a cliffhanger**
Everyone: **even more screaming**
(Oh...oh dingo put my comment in the video. Imma go scream)
Go ahead and scream
Just not here
There was alot of screaming in my childhood
Poisoned potato’s:*exist*
Me, a part Slav, part Irish, part First Nations: *panicked breathing intensifies*
Fetish Man You okay there, fam?
Me: from Idaho
*"-WHO WANT BOILED SHOE?!"*
"...ehhh... have potato. kid like potato, ya?"
I understood « Boiled *chou* » because I’m a french idiot
Thank you for this comment xD
@@Heckkin FETTUCINNI!
Gothi: *makes shop*
me: oh no
Gothi: WhO wAnT BOiLeD sHoE
"In old country boiled shoe feed whole village for one week. With plenty left to spare."
-Gothi, probably
if this doesn't end with an epic magical girl showdown, that is a serious missed opportunity
No that's a goddam travesty Imagine if her girlfriend was there is a prisoner because that will be the bow on top
@@sirentucker4938 even worse Abi was SHAVED and the fur is used for potato girls clothes!!!
@@Moonstriker2514 🤮 That sounds disgusting but yet so intriguing I'm down but not really but I am But yeah I can't bear the thought of any of these sweet babies getting Hurt so let's go kill an actual child!!!!!!
@@sirentucker4938 SACRIFICE SACRIFICE SACRIFICE
the girl not abbi
@@Moonstriker2514 Blood for the blood god
I wouldn't be surprised if once she dies- she rises through the ranks of the devils in the Nine Hells and just becomes a Queen again.
Thats when the Mourne blade comes in
Well I dont think Asmodeus is married...
She'll have an intense fight with Quenora (is that how you wright her name?).
@@pierocaramelli1493 what about Lilith?
@@joelofjudah9144 I WARNED YOU LOL
Erina: "Let's go kill a kid."
"Demons run when a good man goes to war. Night will fall and drown the sun when a good man goes to war. Friendship dies and true love lies. Night will fall and the dark will rise when a good man goes to war."
Good to know sayings, methaphors and simallies do not discriminate.
But yeah, that's...unfortunate,
for the child.
FREAKIN DOCTOR WHOOOOOO! YASSSSSS
@@tasmanianmagpie6056 THAT'S WHERE IT'S FROM!!! I SO WANT TO USE THIS QUOTE IN A BOOK THAT I WANT TO WRITE
But when all is said and done, the first battle will be lost
*Yoinks to appease my fiancee*
"WHO WANT BOILED SHOE?!!!1!"
Lmao, old Gothi is Russian confirmed
Mentally deformed survivors of an ancient elf race who regained their psyche don’t know how to one liner. All they know is be leader, stronk, have shark pet, and lie
"In old county, boiled shoe feed entire family for entire winter, with plenty to spare."
-Old Gothi
Old Gothi: MOTHERF******* MACARONI! GOD S*** OZON! MAGIC PONY F****** JULY S***!
Me: *laughs hysterically*
Also me: you've just signed your death certificate
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
I nearly died from laughter
I died cause of that scene
Never before have I endorsed Child Murder this heavily.
Also, what’s the state of the kingdom after Potato Girl took over? The national treasury has got to be drained after all these extravagant redecorations.
That first sentence implies that you have endorsed child murder less heavily in the past and I'm kinda curious what kid pissed you off.
Also, I have no doubts that Potato Girl raised taxes through the roof and the army has stopped any revolts. Y'know, normal dictator stuff.
BigBadBob 70 Despite the rather ridiculous plot, one can make a really deep story with geopolitics and social issues. The people in the kingdom are probably not all happy about the whole thing, so a rebellion could take place, with the eventual genocide. With great corruption comes poverty, so there should be a stark contrast in wealth with the capital being an island of expenditure. Also, what happened to the local lords and the rest of the vassalage in the kingdom?
ChaosAndBunnies there’s always Joffrey Baratheon from Game of Thrones, I hear he’s a great example of when it’s ok to kill an asshole kid. Sometimes there’s just a particularly evil kid that just needs to get murdered
@@marcocappelli2236 I recall she didn't mention that the royal brats died.
@@andyknightwarden9746 Oh, don't worry, they were just... "banished".
The average commoner has like 8 hp. A ten y-o kid has at least half of that.
Sips, if instead of convoluted revenge plans, you had just cast Magic Missile or Burning Hands, this ENTIRE sub-plot wouldn't have happened
Unless she was already considered a rogue with pc stats.
Unless Felix bumped up her stats
is...is no one going to wonder how she has avoided either putting on the dress or made her saves over this entire time?
@@masterreaper115 I kinda do, but got distracted by the moment after that damned girl said she executed Erina's parent
@@dindapriska she didnt have much of a reason to think sips was lying so she SHOULD have worn it...but later we see her still in her potato sack through all the animations. Did she sell it?
"I fully take no responsibility for this" is one of the most brilliant lines I've ever heard
Gothi:"Have potato. Kid like potato"
*It was at this moment the timeline path to doom was created*
Gothi: "Ja"
Holy crap Dingo, you can’t just say stuff like “WHO WANT BOILED SHOE?” Without warning people. I almost choked on my sandwich.
"I took out the trash."
Me: ... oh no.
Dingo: there are more of these crystals of dark magic in the room.
Me: big oh no.
The crystals aren't necessarily dark magic, but they be powerful and in evil hands.
Erina's reflection appearing in the cup after her world was shattered. Beautiful. The greatest thing ever. Love it
PLEASE tell me the twist is that the city is covered by the crystals, disguised as glitter. I would officially be impressed
Oh, it's so much more sadistic.
Sips in head crystal
@@Sqluorby oh yeah I saw that
Actually a crystal is MUCH closer than you think
Correct, you are correct
2:31 Potato Girl: "The strongest poison you have."
Gothi: "My poisons are too strong for you, traveler!"
YES
LMAO POTION SELLER.
🤣
Old Gothi: "I'm not here to kill you ... Dwayne is."
@smol child Yes
@smol child yes
yes
I really love old gothi
Dingo: "Sneeze has been poisoned."
Ad: "After I had my first heart attack"
.... Accurate
"Burn to the ground including the little girl" ....... The Turtle "Friends" endorse this strategy.
Puffin forest yessss
Don't you mean turtle fuc-
I thought the burning children strategy was the staple of the W.O.R.S.T solution team
Yes
Victor nathan
NO! That name no longer exists! It was expelled from all lexicons!
Me Before I Heard the Story:
Potato Girl can't be that bad of an NPC, I mean, what could she have possibly done to the party beforehand?
Me After I Heard the Story:
*Hands Sips a Lighter* You know what to do...
hey sips wanna try singing again?
maybe you'll get a tarrasque again
Nononono
You got it all wrong.
*gives him the FLAMETHROWER*
@@Heavenlyhounds96 Yes, use as flammenwerfer
"They want us to kill an actual child? Well Christ on a stick, I guess there is a God."
I understand that reference
BTW Kids die for free
MᴀᴅMᴏʀɴɪɴɢ “KIDS DIE FOR FRRRREEEEEEE”
ah yes, murder buisness but not assassins at all
lmao you fucking legend
'The fuck is insurance?
Old gothi: use Dwayne
Everyone: yes do it gothi
STONE THE CHILD.
@@nodeloliver6201 this has been taken out of context. Thank you for your time
“Give me the strongest poison you have”
“This one stop heart; 20 Gold”
Good god, duck woman, I love you
Duck woman. . . Congrats with those two words you've now introduced an entire lifetime of torture for my group (aka I now have a new campaign idea)
Welp, I never thought I'd see the day where I'd happily see child murder.
There's a first time for everything.
Oh trust me, the death of the child may not be what people want
But in a lot of cases its something they need
@@black97_0, not sound rude or anything, but do you need mental help?
@@wlll1235
Okay,
1st - you didn't sound rood, that was a valid question.
2nd - yes TT-TT
i mean, Joffrey exists, you likely would've wanted him to die too
@@MABfan11 Joffrey?
When the most evil character in your campaign is a ten year old girl.
Sablonanime sounds about right
This 10 year old girl seems to beat even Quin-ora in evil levels.
I thought the most evil character was a sheep.
sips is more evil he would probs do the same thing honestly.
Eh, that's Thursday for me
That good idea...
After a frickin' lifetime of making potions and being obsessed with potatoes you'd have thought Gothi would've tried mixing the two together but nah I guess.
Erina: I wouldn’t kill a child...!
Bou Claire: *exists*
Erina:
Erina: I would kill a child.
Erina: *deep breath* let's go kill a kid.
Me and Sips simultaneously on two different sides of the screen: FINALLY!
I had the same reaction.
Well I haven't used this in a long time
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bou claire ain't no child. She's a monster
and as we know, killing monsters is 100 A-ok! with NO moral conflicts! :D
There are no correct morals in dnd
This kid... several of my characters would have done so much just to rip her head off with their bare hands... or if touched by Sips... *Rolls on Curse Table* Bear Hands...
They're like Demons or Nazis. You can do whatever horrific shit you want to them because they're horrible things that deserve it.
Not a monster a devil
*prepping agonising blast* ready? FIRE!
4:09
gothi: “i bring dwaine”
*is holding a rock*
me: *C O M E D Y*
"This video is sponsored by..."
Me: *expects to hear Deck of **Many.com*
"...the Griffon's Saddlebag"
Me: *confused screaming*
I too
Same dude same
Dingo: now we know what we must do.
Gothi: use Dwayne.
Dingo: Well no but actually yes.
Sips: I'll let you kill potato girl since she ruin your life like how you let me kill Quiin-Ora,
Erina: {remembers her killing Quiin-Ora,} y-y-yeah you sure show her who boss
It's Quiin-Ora, just letting ya know. Trying to help you, not insult you.
Nyarlathotep
Weird way a spellin Bitch.
@@yldan. oh thanks
Technically sips did kill Quiin-Ora by creating the portal
@@shockmaster0792 yeah but erina threw Quiin Ora into the portal since Sips passed out
Nobody:
Gothi: "AH JESUS CHRIST MOTHER(goose)ER-"
I think a lot of people say that=_=
I guess all that "glitter" is actually pulverized crystal of that "bad crystal thingy".
Oh snap, it has the souls of the innocent!
Wait...
W a i t a m i n u t e -
oH MY GO-
omg yes, it's just a powdered version of the crystal
yeah that's what i thought
I haven't actually played D&D, but now I kinda want to now.
OmegaTimberwolf Gaming trust me you want to
You should hmu with your Discord, I’m starting a game over summer
good
Hope u have a gud day but if u isn’t having a gud day hope this made it 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠
@@kaydenwhitfield3440mind if I join? What is your gamertag?
Episode summary:
Little girl wants to be princess,
Poison potatoes,
Failed child killing,
Erina becomes an orphan,
Vengeful Magical Girl wants to kill a little **** kid!
Have a good day.
you say magical girl but this comment takes all the magic out of it...
Being Meguca is suffering.
damn felix really has it out for poor Sneeze though. he's been poisoned, decapitated, beaten, etc
"poison cloud enters to other people"
*Me who remembered something in science*: "and thats on DIFFUSION"
@Viktor Magnusson basically it's making something less potent with another chemical like water for a example or combining 2 chemical agents I am currently learn this at vet school so it may be different from a another field but that's what I know about it.
@@hadesfist1017 I thought that was dilution?
@@hadesfist1017 diffusion is where a fluid (poison gas cloud) will spread out until to areas of lower concentration until it has reached equilibrium or dissipated.
"Now we know what we must do"
Gothy: Use Dwayne?
"Well no, but actually yes"
Old Gothi: *holds up rock* “I bring Dwayne”
My Brain: *crickets for a few seconds*
My Brain: Wait that was a pun
Me: OMG GOTHI 😂
You know. The saddest part is. I just laughed at crazy woman naming rock. I did not correlate the fact that Dwayne the Rock Johnson exists...
Not the first time. Back in the episode when we meet Old Gothi for the first time she says, "Do you like my rock? His name is Dwayne."
@@ArawnNox that honestly makes it even worse that I didn't pick up on it either time
I realized this after reading this comment
Same
This is when I started watching Dingo’s videos. Some DnD story about a Potato Girl. 6 months months later I watch the earlier episodes. I can’t decide whether or not Felix is insane or just blessed with insane players.
4:10 “I bring Dwayne” as Gothi is holding a rock
Not gonna lie, that line definitely caught me off guard and I laughed way too hard at it.
It took me SO LONG to get the joke (Dwayne as in Dwayne the rock Johnson and The rocks name is Dwayne)
Also 4:08 *
*"WHO WANT BOILED SHOE!!"*
- Gothi, 2020
I started dying of laughter for some reason
Meeeeeee
Gothi*
@@fortniteballas Thanks for pointing that out I didn't even notice
JCMohr ur welcome
Dingo: mentions the curse
Me: Did the curse work
Dingo: doesn't tell if the curse works or not
Me: :')
I mean-- since she's awake and fine I'm assuming it didn't
It could be she's completely insane right now and she's just not telling us yet
(or she was already insane in the first place/had something to protect her against the curse/just rolled a high enough roll)
@@InsanityVirus for all we know up tell now she just every day rolls just high enough to not lose wissome
Did she even put in the dress? This here could be a different one.
@@qberrygamz5008 Did you have a stroke?
I know the terror of not properly finishing off a TTRPG villain, I can relate.
Dingo: Sips is Chaotic Good
Also Dingo: Makes a video series about all the atrocities Sips has committed.
Me: Uh Huh.
Sips is the chaotic part
Pretty sure he is chaotic neutral at best ha
Johano Zagal haha I wouldn’t describe him as neutral
Gothi: there is only one thing worse than a rapist *rips off paper*
Sips: a child...
Gothi: no...
Erina: no he right...
"There is nothing more pure and cruel than a child."
@@nooneinparticular5256 Man I had to rack my brain for that reference. Fortunately Cowboy Bebop was on so, good one.
Gothi: There’s only one thing worse than a murderer *rips off paper**
Sips: a child
Gothi: yes
Bro this kid is literally Stalin:
-Comes from a poor family
-Got in to power through schemes
-Purges those who oppose her
-Completely heartless
Also uses the mighty potato to reign over the masses
-potato
I can already imagine her "pink army" swallowing any opposition in their path.
Likes potatoes
Honestly I am surprised no one caught onto her!
Old gothi's reactions to anything will never get old
Also I can't stop laughing-
"What about my parents?"
"I had them executed?"
Me: Well that's taking murdered by words to a whole new level.
2:24
Potato gorl: I wanna be a princess!
Gothi:...hmm
Gothi: Duck?
Best line.
I think "have potato, kids like potato ya?" Is better
"Eating one of those suckers can cause...a-DEATH."
Best. Dingo. Ever. (i like the way a-death sounds) 4:24
POTATOES
🥔
DEATH TO ALL 🥔🥔🥔
My dnd character is like the red panda girl but throw in social anxiety and being a dwarf dragon that hides behind people because she's scared of everything (she's also a cleric because I like healing peeps)
Bou Clare: "I killed your parents"
Erina: *"I WILL, DELETE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"*
Considering she’s based on a Jojo character, Dingo knows it now, and what Potato Girl did, I was fully expecting roundabout at the cliffhanger
The city: *is french
Me, a Briton: **rule Britannia intensifies*
Me - Jugoslavian: "oh this oddabe good"