First time playing DnD whatever could go wrong? Everything apparently...and trust me it gets way..way worse. If this video does well then you can expect part 2! This took an incredible amount of effort to make so here's hoping its been worth it and you all enjoy!
Usually I’d say the more absolute chaos and utter confusion, the better, but it varies for everyone. Although… this could have been Uno. Just a thought, lol. 😂 Excellent video as always, Ney! Hope you’re doing well, and we’ll see you in the next one! :)
I mean that old lady yeeted a needle through your eye socket across the street, proceded to dance and play the bagpipes while you just took a swing and a miss on a "easy raid" to the local village while your reputation and years of experience fall to shits in front of your comrade and a bunch of randos
I like that when the Mum hit the Goblin in the eye, the first thing Ney asks is "does his eye come out?" Seems like she was looking for somethin' to draw there
She'll mock those goblins. She'll mock them hard. Meanwhile Jackson will be tangled in a net, hiding in a pub, while their dad tries to break a wall down.
I love that the dad just straight fights a house to get to the goblin, mother wants to heal the goblin and teach it a mortifying lesson, the sister tries to save her family members but keeps tripping and falling on the ground, and then the son with probably the most knowledge gets immediately caught and is stuck in a net to watch the chaos of his family fumble about
I love that in the final render, the mom is still the little cutesy artstyle, whilst everybody else is looking like hardened adventurers... Kinda giving me wholesome vibes here!
Basically how it felt in a campaign I was in with my character. I played a fighter kenku that threw knives and everyone else had depictions of their characters being all cool while I had a silly little kenku depiction
The mother is so adorable." I-ima use my disguise kit, and play my bagpipes to get his attention, and when he gets close.... ill stab it with my dart."
*in the sweetest British old lady voice known to man* "I'm gonna..... Put your other eye out..... And you'll be sorry...." Ma'am... I would die for you, you can have both my eyes
We are in seven playing, (three, included me, are family members, my father Is the DM) and there are every single time only 3 peoples playing, DM included.
@@DrMutran Roof Goblin: It’s over, I have the high ground!! Dad: you underestimate my power!!!! Dad: kicks the wall and breaks his toe. Tom a jerry toe getting stubbed scream plays.
9:14 I honestly couldn't stop giggling as Jackson kept saying 'to the pub' while he's still tied up, then it killed me when he started crawling like a worm
can't wait for Roof-Goblin to return to its village and spread the horrors of eldritch being known as Mum. This creature within seconds of it's manifestation from it's abode (the smithy's shop), it promptly removed an eye from a fellow goblin. It celebrated its savagery by screeching from it's exposed vocal sac (the bagpipes), then to speak what could only be thought of as it's native tongue, which causes creatures not native to it's plane excrutiating mental pain, leading to blood erupting from every orifice, leading to a diabolical death.
I mean, it’s not even «most», it’s «all of the damage», lmao. Dad kicked the wall of a building, Jackson got tangled up, and Ney missed, Mum landed her dart squarely into the goblin’s eye (I know D&D characters don’t really do that, but I think that losing an eye means that every turn, even the high-level character should take more and more rolls to just run away, unless they’re an automaton or something. Losing an eye is scary), and then successfully played the pipe and viciously mocked the goblin. AND the goblin missed his swing on her. She's slaying!
1:32, 2:18, 3:40, Her dad just having this quiet, calm voice, while portraying this large pale humanoid with a greatsword is perfect. 2:21, And the Drow randomly freaking out and tearing her ears of in the background was unexpected and hilarious.
i love when characters with vicious mockery say something super tame as far as insults go but because the roll was successful the target reacts like it's the cruelest thing anyone's ever said to them 💀💀
Okay but imagine - you're going on a regular sunday raid against a regular village, assigned with your friend... Of course you know there's always a risk of someone fighting back but you and your mate have always come out on top before (save a few scars). Rough days are rough but it would be absolutely traumatizing when suddenly a group barges out and one of them stabs your eye out from afar, you're already panicking and in this situation you're being *calmly* threatened by these people to make you completely blind - not only would you probably die but if you somehow ended up surviving, you'd have to rely on other goblins for the rest of your pitiful life if they even take you back. Thoughts of your mate run through your head, remembering all the good times and bad the times, he was always there and you supported each other in roughest of situations... From now on, no more raids for you... And that all is only if you survive.
I had that when I, playing as a small tabaxi bard, used vicious mockery but choked and in my feeble attempt to come up with a swear word called the kobold I was fighting 'pussy'.
I mean someone took your eye. And then said she's gonna take the other. So he's gonna realize in which situation he's in, that's terrifying dude. That's straight up horror.
As funny as it is for them to be reeling from a mild insult, to me its funnier if they react like the bit from studio c's peter pan "you see that terrifying freak of nature there? You want to know what I call him? JOSH, cuz that's his freaking name"
I also really like the moment 1:09 when the family finds out goblins are attacking. Mom is happy like, “Oh!” And the dad is like it’s another day at the office. They’re all so nonchalant which makes it funny.
This was so wholesome. So many little things that make it really enjoyable. You being forced to play and immediately getting in to it when you realize you are in a pub. Your brother knowing what is suposed to be done but not able to. Forcing your mom use vicious mockery was most likely the best part especially with the effect it created on the poor goblin. Your dad being your dad. And your sister having the patience being the GM while no one has any idea what the rules are. Please let there be part 2!
Absolutely in love with the fact that Mum, arguably the nicest and softest of the bunch, was the ONLY ONE to do any damage to the goblins lol. Also, I have never laughed harder then when Mum used Vicious Mockery and the goblin had such a deep & profound existential crisis that it snapped out of its chibi life and into reality(-ish) LMAO. Top quality humor, 100/10, Mum best adventurer, can't wait for more!!
Few beings can withstand such a force. Next thing you know, the enemy will be forced to apologize and wash the dishes after dinner for the next three nights.
8:22 this is unironically how I imagine nat 20 vicious mockery works in game. The unfathomable despair washes over the enemy at the cruel cutting words uttered by the bard. The words cut deeper than any sword, and sting more than any poison. Breaking the opponent down to a groveling mass of pain and despair. Such untold power uttered from the lips of the grinning bard. “Ur mom gay lmao” shouts the bard
@@halodude7167what? I’m pretty sure the Nat 20 refers to how well/effective your action was against a specified target, so in this case a Nat 20 is considered a critical success, meaning that the vicious mockery has the most profound effect possible, dealing double the psychic(mental) damage that it would normally take. I think you might me misunderstanding how the roll system works in dnd, but no worries, I hope this clears it up for ya.
@@siblingstrytoplaynice-comm9029 Not really, vicious mockery (as most spells) needs a (wisdom) saving throw, the roll would be done by the target to save himself. A nat 20 means the target just laughs at your face.
8:01 ok BUT imagine youre a goblin and someone *literally* took your eye out then they get closer and they tell you that theyre going to take out your other eye and that you will be sorry for ever crossing them THAT IS HORRIFYING
The way your mom wanted the goblin to see the error of their ways first 😭😭💟 and then the viscous mockery scene mannn. That encounter couldve gone a completely different way
DM: To lift this deadly curse from yourself you need to have gex with your mother and your sister, lil`bro. Lil`bro: Gets up from the table, jumps out the window.
My D&D upbringing was never normal: Dad was always DM, while I was growing up, and I would die so much that we had the run-on gag of my characters being the South Park Kenny in the group... One of the *tamer* bits of insanity, during family D&D...! 😅😆
I’ve been planning to play D&D w/ my family and this made me far more excited/scared to do so! Also the gag @ 3:37 kills me omg, this whole thing is brilliant
dad: i’m gonna take out that roof goblin because he’s the one controlling the show! 😤😤 roof goblin: *looks wholesome, gets distracted by a firefly and smiles at it*
Family gamenights are already chaotic as it is, but FAMILY D&D???? This was literally so fun to watch, and your art brought it all to life perfectly!!! Id love to see more of this as a series!!!
I love how Ney somehow always sees the situations in the most Eldritch and panic-inducing ways (like her suddenly becoming a drow and freaking out). I think it's very funny in a morbid way
mama neytirix is soooo cute!!! her disguise was so adorable i made a sound irl. she reminds me alot of my mom.your brother honestly seems like a riot to be around. i love the dynamic you guys have, dorky bro, warm mum, cowboy esque dad (just trust me on this), mature (ish) older sister and the gore obsessed emo(in case it wasnt clear, thats you.) hoping to see more content like this!
ive always just loved the dynamic/ contrast between ney's mum and the rest of the family everyones so chaotic and ready for violence meanwhile mums just there presumably w a cup of tea ready to read goblins bedside stories or smth
I love how for a full 3 minutes, the mum is just walking around in the background playing the bagpipes, while there is some fighting going on. And the goblin isn't even distracted by her.
I’ve been DMing for a little over nine years now, the first campaign I ever ran for my friends all the players tried to run a bread-con that ended in accidental terrorism. Nine years later, they freaked a Colosseum fight with Kobolds by betting on a cat and then later willingly committed terrorism to help evacuate a city. In DND chaos/shenanigans are inevitable.
I am genuinely so heartbroken that this is the only episode of this. I just searched your channel for more because this is some of the funniest DND content I have ever seen. That cut to the goblin after your mom used vicious mockery had me laughing so hard I had to pause the video for a solid two minutes. I know this is an older video now but please know I am dying to see more of this content.
I honestly can not wait for the day Ney will have to depict her mom in her scariest form. Its always the sweet hearts that are the most scary when need be. 😈
First time playing DnD whatever could go wrong?
Everything apparently...and trust me it gets way..way worse.
If this video does well then you can expect part 2! This took an incredible amount of effort to make so here's hoping its been worth it and you all enjoy!
Thus went as expected
I NEED MOAR! 🎉
What *could* go wrong…?
Ur Back Bro.
Usually I’d say the more absolute chaos and utter confusion, the better, but it varies for everyone. Although… this could have been Uno. Just a thought, lol. 😂
Excellent video as always, Ney! Hope you’re doing well, and we’ll see you in the next one! :)
"She promised me Bacon and Eggs for a week" now that's not a bad deal right there.
I mean... I'd play a dnd game in return for eggs and bacon for a week. Heck I'd clean the bathroom for it.
@@Nioniveki needs my fix man. Math rocks go click clack
id like just eggs. and maybe some hashbrown. i love hashbrown.
i love hashbrown.
"That's a good deal, would you make that deal?"
"I'm gonna take your other eye out" actually sounds terrifying in that situation.
Okay I heard that and it just reminded me about the hazbin hotel finale
I mean that old lady yeeted a needle through your eye socket across the street, proceded to dance and play the bagpipes while you just took a swing and a miss on a "easy raid" to the local village while your reputation and years of experience fall to shits in front of your comrade and a bunch of randos
Fr lmao
Truly
Reminded me of that mccree short film from overwatch“and I’ll have bob rip off your other arm”
I like that when the Mum hit the Goblin in the eye, the first thing Ney asks is "does his eye come out?"
Seems like she was looking for somethin' to draw there
Your mother always sounds so sweet whenever she is portrayed, it's really adorable. Despite that, she was the only effective one in the combat XD
"Goblins are happening..."
"oh"
and the scariest one too
It's always the calm ones...
The mockery was so vicious that the art style had to change just to show the shear damage inflicted upon the poor goblin
*sheer
@@connectect4 Thanks bro, really contributed to the experience.
@@t3rm1nat0r4 You don't realize it now, but you spoke fax today. Be proud, my son!
@@DarkShiftMusic *shhep noizes*
@@t3rm1nat0r4 I mean, he taught the OP and others the correct spelling of “sheer.” So I agree, he really did contribute to the experience.
2:23 Ney got a taste of what the original characters feel when they're transformed.
Love that the dad immediately drafts the son to come get weapons with him. The dad instincts apply even in fantasy.
Alright Come On Son time to get us our weapons
“Let’s go son, we need weapons!”
“Dad, I’m a wizard…”
“And that’s all you’ll be with that attitude…”
But tells his daughter to stay behind, despite the fact that she’s a drow warrior and his son is a wizard who’s about to become a burrito
Yeah I loved that moment too :D
@@mrjones2721 he loves them and doesn't want her in danger. It's instinctual.
I love how your mum, who's only weapon was a single dart, was the only effective one in the fight
She is fantastic
You can just tell she's gonna be carrying her team through the whole campaign.
@@sjenkins91812 carrying them one dart at a time
She'll mock those goblins. She'll mock them hard. Meanwhile Jackson will be tangled in a net, hiding in a pub, while their dad tries to break a wall down.
@@dementissilenti5603
Sounds like a game plan to me. 🤔
I love that the dad just straight fights a house to get to the goblin, mother wants to heal the goblin and teach it a mortifying lesson, the sister tries to save her family members but keeps tripping and falling on the ground, and then the son with probably the most knowledge gets immediately caught and is stuck in a net to watch the chaos of his family fumble about
When the brain is taken out so there’s only the brawn, the tiny, and the stupid left.
not a house, a blacksmith shop
@sharkshakes that's just another name for a blacksmith's house, good job at picking the most generic name among the dozen plus names buddy, real proud
“She promised me bacon and eggs for a week” solid reasoning to go play dnd with the family.😂
Man has his priorities straight
I love that in the final render, the mom is still the little cutesy artstyle, whilst everybody else is looking like hardened adventurers... Kinda giving me wholesome vibes here!
Still the ancient rule applies, in the hand of a mom, everything is a deadly throwing weapon.
❤❤❤
Basically how it felt in a campaign I was in with my character. I played a fighter kenku that threw knives and everyone else had depictions of their characters being all cool while I had a silly little kenku depiction
Her also being the most dangerous one in the group makes the cuteness even better.
This is legit stuff
The mother is so adorable." I-ima use my disguise kit, and play my bagpipes to get his attention, and when he gets close.... ill stab it with my dart."
Lmao “I’ll heal him and make him see the error of his ways” 😂
The mom is so precious when she used vicious mockery
Totally
*in the sweetest British old lady voice known to man* "I'm gonna..... Put your other eye out..... And you'll be sorry...." Ma'am... I would die for you, you can have both my eyes
Godamn if that goblin didn't take it personally though
The most wholesome Vicious Mockery ever
@@BabyDragonKori*australian
Instructions unclear i’m asking my family to play dnd with me as we speak
I asked my family, I want to say almost a month ago. Scheduling conflicts still happened somehow
We are in seven playing, (three, included me, are family members, my father Is the DM) and there are every single time only 3 peoples playing, DM included.
Goodluck mate.
@@thestarsailor972 the true enemy in dnd is scheduling
I'm also asking your family to play
The delivery of “don’t pick fights with roof goblin” was hilarious 5:36
The goblin had the high ground.
@@DrMutran
Roof Goblin: It’s over, I have the high ground!!
Dad: you underestimate my power!!!!
Dad: kicks the wall and breaks his toe. Tom a jerry toe getting stubbed scream plays.
@@the_king_of_kings_3413 yea i do like how the dad thought he could just kick down a whole ass building lol
@@dusk2308 I mean, he is a half giant isn’t he?
Mom being simultaneously the most wholesome AND the most effective was pure bliss. Your whole family seems so great. You all deserve the best.
“I don’t think I want to go back to the pub, it’s got people asking me to pay for beer”
This had me dead
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The most dad who ever daded.
@@Yormolch honestly, I was saying things like this even before I became a dad. beer gets up there, man!
@@couchcommander5280 You can be a dad without being a father. :3
9:14 I honestly couldn't stop giggling as Jackson kept saying 'to the pub' while he's still tied up, then it killed me when he started crawling like a worm
can't wait for Roof-Goblin to return to its village and spread the horrors of eldritch being known as Mum. This creature within seconds of it's manifestation from it's abode (the smithy's shop), it promptly removed an eye from a fellow goblin. It celebrated its savagery by screeching from it's exposed vocal sac (the bagpipes), then to speak what could only be thought of as it's native tongue, which causes creatures not native to it's plane excrutiating mental pain, leading to blood erupting from every orifice, leading to a diabolical death.
😂
LEGIT THO, SHE WAS SO TERRIFYING SHE CAUSED A CINEMATIC
I imagine the dad will go full doom slayer mode if the goblin decides to kidnapped mum
@@idiotRaccoonCatThingWithAdhdthat, or a drunk rampage.
The group artwork is everyone looking all dangerous and cool, but the mom's the one who did most of the dmg LMAOO
I mean, it’s not even «most», it’s «all of the damage», lmao. Dad kicked the wall of a building, Jackson got tangled up, and Ney missed, Mum landed her dart squarely into the goblin’s eye (I know D&D characters don’t really do that, but I think that losing an eye means that every turn, even the high-level character should take more and more rolls to just run away, unless they’re an automaton or something. Losing an eye is scary), and then successfully played the pipe and viciously mocked the goblin. AND the goblin missed his swing on her. She's slaying!
She didn't receive the D&D muscle up
1:32, 2:18, 3:40, Her dad just having this quiet, calm voice, while portraying this large pale humanoid with a greatsword is perfect.
2:21, And the Drow randomly freaking out and tearing her ears of in the background was unexpected and hilarious.
i love when characters with vicious mockery say something super tame as far as insults go but because the roll was successful the target reacts like it's the cruelest thing anyone's ever said to them 💀💀
Okay but imagine - you're going on a regular sunday raid against a regular village, assigned with your friend... Of course you know there's always a risk of someone fighting back but you and your mate have always come out on top before (save a few scars).
Rough days are rough but it would be absolutely traumatizing when suddenly a group barges out and one of them stabs your eye out from afar, you're already panicking and in this situation you're being *calmly* threatened by these people to make you completely blind - not only would you probably die but if you somehow ended up surviving, you'd have to rely on other goblins for the rest of your pitiful life if they even take you back.
Thoughts of your mate run through your head, remembering all the good times and bad the times, he was always there and you supported each other in roughest of situations... From now on, no more raids for you... And that all is only if you survive.
I had that when I, playing as a small tabaxi bard, used vicious mockery but choked and in my feeble attempt to come up with a swear word called the kobold I was fighting 'pussy'.
I think about it like You just happened to insult them exactly in their deepest most hurting insecurity
I mean someone took your eye.
And then said she's gonna take the other. So he's gonna realize in which situation he's in, that's terrifying dude.
That's straight up horror.
As funny as it is for them to be reeling from a mild insult, to me its funnier if they react like the bit from studio c's peter pan "you see that terrifying freak of nature there? You want to know what I call him? JOSH, cuz that's his freaking name"
I’m calling it now, the goblins are either gonna be eldritch blood gods or the cutest things known to mankind
Probably both
Yeah probably both
You were correct!
I think they are... Were.... Cute
@@HajudinStar till they lost an eye, huh?
JoCat gobbos
I also really like the moment 1:09 when the family finds out goblins are attacking. Mom is happy like, “Oh!” And the dad is like it’s another day at the office. They’re all so nonchalant which makes it funny.
1:12 love how your dad heard that goblins are out there, the first thing he says is "Where's my sword?"
Dnd equivalent of "wheres mah shotgun?"
DND equivalent of
Moon's haunted
"Moon's haunted?"
*Loads pistol* "Moon's haunted"
Dad's old school, hears problem and first thing on his mind is "okay, we're getting rid of it"
More like “Honey, Where’s mah SUPA suit?!”
"Dad, we got goblins..."
"Alright, get the gun..." LMAO
she's making sure he will never see the error of his ways
I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HOW HALFLING MOM HAD TO BE ONLY SHORTENED BY LIKE AN INCH AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Your family videos are my absolute favorite
I definitely had to stop the video to laugh at how hilariously adorable her transformation was! Their roles fit their family dynamic perfectly! 👌
I didn't see that first time 'round, that was freaking hilarious :D
I know, right, they're a blast
I had to rewind that several times until my hubby finally saw it. =D
"she promised me bacon and eggs for a week..." a reasonable endeavor to be sure.
This was so wholesome. So many little things that make it really enjoyable. You being forced to play and immediately getting in to it when you realize you are in a pub. Your brother knowing what is suposed to be done but not able to. Forcing your mom use vicious mockery was most likely the best part especially with the effect it created on the poor goblin. Your dad being your dad. And your sister having the patience being the GM while no one has any idea what the rules are.
Please let there be part 2!
Absolutely in love with the fact that Mum, arguably the nicest and softest of the bunch, was the ONLY ONE to do any damage to the goblins lol.
Also, I have never laughed harder then when Mum used Vicious Mockery and the goblin had such a deep & profound existential crisis that it snapped out of its chibi life and into reality(-ish) LMAO.
Top quality humor, 100/10, Mum best adventurer, can't wait for more!!
💯💯💯
Poor goblins never knew how much trouble they were in with a Mum on the field.
Mum evokes the power of "Disappointed Angry Korean Mother." +3 psionic damage from use of "taunt" "boast" or "threaten".
YUP!
I mean that insult was terrifying even if she said it in a very cute nervous mum voice
The most vicious of mockeries, a kind mom scolding the enemy. 10/10 no notes.
💯
Few beings can withstand such a force. Next thing you know, the enemy will be forced to apologize and wash the dishes after dinner for the next three nights.
"Im gonna take your other eye out, Then you'll be sorry"
I felt that one 😢
8:22 this is unironically how I imagine nat 20 vicious mockery works in game.
The unfathomable despair washes over the enemy at the cruel cutting words uttered by the bard. The words cut deeper than any sword, and sting more than any poison. Breaking the opponent down to a groveling mass of pain and despair. Such untold power uttered from the lips of the grinning bard. “Ur mom gay lmao” shouts the bard
Bro😂
You mean a nat1? Because the bard isn't rolling for the mockery, the target is, a 20 would be the target laughing in your face.
@@halodude7167what? I’m pretty sure the Nat 20 refers to how well/effective your action was against a specified target, so in this case a Nat 20 is considered a critical success, meaning that the vicious mockery has the most profound effect possible, dealing double the psychic(mental) damage that it would normally take. I think you might me misunderstanding how the roll system works in dnd, but no worries, I hope this clears it up for ya.
@@siblingstrytoplaynice-comm9029 Not really, vicious mockery (as most spells) needs a (wisdom) saving throw, the roll would be done by the target to save himself. A nat 20 means the target just laughs at your face.
@@siblingstrytoplaynice-comm9029yeah… the guy above me pointed out how it works friend. Sorry to say, but you are indeed, very wrong.
8:01 ok BUT imagine youre a goblin and someone *literally* took your eye out then they get closer and they tell you that theyre going to take out your other eye and that you will be sorry for ever crossing them THAT IS HORRIFYING
And they say it with such a sweet voice too, like, this sweet little woman makes such a vicious threat. That would be horrifying.
The way your mom wanted the goblin to see the error of their ways first 😭😭💟 and then the viscous mockery scene mannn. That encounter couldve gone a completely different way
man that goblin had a mental breakdown , that wasn't just vicious mockery that was just looking into the void and the void looked back .
flashbacks to when jaidenanimations used the command word "Depression"
They'll be fine they just need to work through it.
Omg that vicious mockery moment was pure cinema GENIUS
Wasn't it?
She really got em
It was the equivalent of, _"I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed,"_ and was just as devastating.
fr though more devasting than anything else
Mom casts vicious mockery vicious mockery on goblin
"Threaten him instead"
"I'm looking through the door." As he is too tall for the door and unbothered. Simplest but most hilarious bit ever I love it
As somebody who stands 5'18" (.00198 km (obviously the best metric unit for human height)
I would guess he.... ducked. I do that a lot. :D
6:00 I love how the mum is just wandering off into the hills playing her bagpipes xD
It's amazing
“Dont pick fights with roof goblins”
3:44 the way dad's looking through the door. I can't 😭
„Uh… Goblins… Goblins are happening“
„Ooh!“
11:25 I love how in the massive epic art everyone's got this super sick style. _And then there's your sweet lil mum_ haha
Family game nights are both the most wholesome and most chaotic thing ever
And with D&D you can spend a whole year playing it without finishing the campaign
Chaotic Wholesome
The fact that you're all entirely different races but still just Mum, Dad, Jackson and Ney.
Mama Neytirix: "ILL TAKE YOUR OTHER EYE AND YOU'LL BE SORRY"
The goblin: ❌👄👁️
(The injured eye is on the other side…)
=)
I love it at 1:40 the chairs and tables are getting beaten out of existence by the dad walking into them.
The gmod prop collision noises are what do it for me lol
1:46 dads be dadding in every universe xD
I love how your dad's face is consistently hidden. "I can see him through the door" (as his entire face is well above it's threshold)
He's like a cartoon mom.
I like the implication that the mom got a nat20 and killed he goblin by making it feel sorry 😂
I love how some characters will just be talking in the background while plot is happening
“You wanna heal the goblin?”
“I want him to see the errors of his ways!”
That was too heart warming.
She should have let her, and if they rolled a nat 20 the goblin joined the party
I do not know.
To me sounds even more horrific.
proceeds to intimidate the gobline by saying she will remove its other eye
it REALLY was xD
To be fair, she was the only one who did any damage.
DnD with family will always be chaotic lmfao
So true
only with the family?
XD no
DM: To lift this deadly curse from yourself you need to have gex with your mother and your sister, lil`bro.
Lil`bro: Gets up from the table, jumps out the window.
My D&D upbringing was never normal: Dad was always DM, while I was growing up, and I would die so much that we had the run-on gag of my characters being the South Park Kenny in the group... One of the *tamer* bits of insanity, during family D&D...! 😅😆
But isn't that part of the fun? :3
2:50
The Dad: "I think we're all well, kitted out"
The Mom: "I have a dart."
9:25 , the lil lady with the blue apron is adorable... this is hilarious. Keep up the good artwork man :)
9:08 roof goblin out here proving that goblins got emotions. Crying for his bro.
"mom, you're a halfling"
her height barely changed oh my god
I’ve been planning to play D&D w/ my family and this made me far more excited/scared to do so! Also the gag @ 3:37 kills me omg, this whole thing is brilliant
I like how in 2:34 because your mom is a halfling she only shrinks a little 😭
I didn't even notice that!
@@Tsuusetsu because she didn't, she just looked down.
@@pixelgamer4708the timestamp is off, they shrink before
2:33
8:42 amazing detail the fact that the vision is moved, the hands aren’t centered, because he doesn’t have an eye
wait that's such a clever bit, i didn't notice until u pointed it out. whoa
I have zero context, the algorithm just suggested this to me. I love your family. Is there more? This is so cute!
5:23
"I CTRL+Z my first action"
"No! No! No! Dad's go!"
"Damnit..."
I always wished that was possible.
"I'm going to get your other eye out... and then you'll be sorry." Truly terrifying words
dude the art at the end was awesome im sure your family felt super cool being in something like that
This is the most Neutral Chaotic you can get from this family. 🤣
🤣👍
Im surprised the goblin didn't completely go insane from such violent words
They went beyond insanity ... out the otherside ... and saw existence for what it truly was ... it was too much to bare.
His head 'splode
lil moment saved for myself
5:33 goblin on the roof controls the show, 37 unarmed strike damage
"Ah, what the hell. What could possibly go wrong?"
-The famous last words of your family, probably
"What's outside?"
"Goblins."
Me playing a goblin paladin
Yeah, they actually locked you out. =(
I absolutely adore this dynamic with your family. I would love to see a long sort of play through if possible. It’s a funny and cute interaction.
dad: i’m gonna take out that roof goblin because he’s the one controlling the show! 😤😤
roof goblin: *looks wholesome, gets distracted by a firefly and smiles at it*
Jackson : Goblins, Goblis are happening
Mom : ooh!
Dad : where's my sword ?
“Ooooh..ok…” he seemed SO SAD
“Don’t pick fights with roof goblins”
Best line ever😂
Family gamenights are already chaotic as it is, but FAMILY D&D???? This was literally so fun to watch, and your art brought it all to life perfectly!!! Id love to see more of this as a series!!!
Totally agree💯
yea I enjoyed this more than most series being honest, like its just so pure and fun
8:32 nicest way to traumatize someone
I love how Ney somehow always sees the situations in the most Eldritch and panic-inducing ways (like her suddenly becoming a drow and freaking out). I think it's very funny in a morbid way
And then you have the mom who is just a very sweet character -
I mean she went from having no (visual) ears to suddenly having very long ears that can hear a lot better, also other drow stuff probably)
@@anonymousfox4620 Uh...sexism? That's a drow thing. Uhhhhh, Slaving? Oh, sunlight sensitivity, that's one.
"Don't pick fights with roof goblins." Jackson is always a man of wisdom.
And he's a wizard, that fit him so well
mama neytirix is soooo cute!!! her disguise was so adorable i made a sound irl. she reminds me alot of my mom.your brother honestly seems like a riot to be around. i love the dynamic you guys have, dorky bro, warm mum, cowboy esque dad (just trust me on this), mature (ish) older sister and the gore obsessed emo(in case it wasnt clear, thats you.) hoping to see more content like this!
The goblin really felt the error of his ways on that one.
ive always just loved the dynamic/ contrast between ney's mum and the rest of the family everyones so chaotic and ready for violence meanwhile mums just there presumably w a cup of tea ready to read goblins bedside stories or smth
I love how for a full 3 minutes, the mum is just walking around in the background playing the bagpipes, while there is some fighting going on. And the goblin isn't even distracted by her.
I’ve been DMing for a little over nine years now, the first campaign I ever ran for my friends all the players tried to run a bread-con that ended in accidental terrorism.
Nine years later, they freaked a Colosseum fight with Kobolds by betting on a cat and then later willingly committed terrorism to help evacuate a city. In DND chaos/shenanigans are inevitable.
i suppose that throughout 9 years of player growth, terrorism simply became their staple xD
Critical success on that vicious mockery- the goblin took his other eye out himself because he was sorry.
The first half when the mom uses vicious mockery she’s to innocent
1:36 I love watching the collision just make the barricade glitch out of existence like in video games.
The Roof Goblin staring at the firefly is the pinnacle of "lights are on but no one's home" energy
Barricaded doors and windows with panicked people running about: it's a pub!
omg the DRAMA, the MELANCHOLY, the UTTER DAMNATION on the vicious mockery scene, that goblin got the fear of god put on him
"I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING" *tears out ears*
Drow Ney is very relatable
I am genuinely so heartbroken that this is the only episode of this. I just searched your channel for more because this is some of the funniest DND content I have ever seen. That cut to the goblin after your mom used vicious mockery had me laughing so hard I had to pause the video for a solid two minutes. I know this is an older video now but please know I am dying to see more of this content.
I always marvel how your style incorporates both simple line art and complex eldreich abominations.
I see Hitler has a powerful new ally
I love how Nytirix's dad physics engines the barricade at 1:37
_added "physics engining something" to vocabulary of my brain_
He is an unstoppable force of Nature
The Source Engine ragdoll noise going crazy is an icon of a generation of gamers...
i love how the mum was the most dangerous and effective combatant in the entire group
“This is surprisingly wholesome for a ney..”
*Slowly zooming out on goblin*
“Ah… there it is.”
Facts
I was half expecting to see some crazy Aussie shit come out from Mum's spell but she's just so wholesome xD
I honestly can not wait for the day Ney will have to depict her mom in her scariest form. Its always the sweet hearts that are the most scary when need be. 😈
Samee!
Ney's mom use of vicious mockery is among the greatest things I've ever witnessed in my life!