"How to summon a gopnik" Instructions unclear on which vodka you should use. I used a Kalashnikov vodka and a guy called Mikhail showed up and started build familiar looking rifles....
@BLIN nyet, he was the choosen one for me, now mikhail is my cousin and now we live togheter making rifles and good vodka singing katyusha all day long
People: What does your channel mainly focus on? Boris: Yes And for the special people who like everything long if you know what I mean, Life of Boris: yes
The funny thing is Boris called this: "the slavic tiramisu", well in italy we have that dessert, it's practically called the same: Chocolate Salami, made with melted dark chocolate, butter, eggs and cookies. One of my favourites.
@@yannkam2127 yes, шоколадная колбаса isn't шоколадная колбаса without Teleporting alcoholic tea(just my opinion, you may not include it but then random teleportation effect won't appear)
This is like, a very high quality episode. Everything just looks so crisp and the shots from the table and with Anatoli in the background are fantastic. I laughed so hard at the rug in the bathtub. The breeki levels are off the charts.
Hey Boris, i hope you're ok. Last week i tried to make butterbrod, with some italian ingredients. The result was blatyful. Here's the ingredients: -soft bread, just out of the oven -mortadella (instead of doctor's sausage) - fresh butter -some good mozzarella cheese -fresh tomatoes from the garden And calvè, the real Italian mayonnaise! Unfortunately it lasted about 3 minutes. I'll try again and I'll add the fantastic slav taste. Greetings from Italy
Boris : "Is basically Slavic tiramisu, try to make it" Me : k y not 03:56 Anatoli - * *Violently pouring **_72% ALCOHOL BLIN_** into the tiny mix* * Me : *PIZDEC*
@@LifeofBoris Can confirm. A guy in my college program was Russian. Invites me over for vodka, because of course. I'm expecting imperial shot glasses (1.5oz). I swear, this guy whips out shot glasses twice that size... and the rest of the night is a blur. His girlfriend made some good snacks for us though.
Life of Boris There is a vine titled “two shots of vodka”. It was from an old American TV episode on Food Network from this lady called Sandra Lee. It’s like 15 years old already.
latvia uses anything with "jebal", "jebis", "pidar" and you just add icing on the cake. for example pidar turns into pidarasņiks or jebal turns to jebaļņiks
Boris, you probably won't see this message, but I'm getting worried for you not uploading since 3 weeks ago. Of course, this brought back the memories of your incident in the past with the surgery and all, so I had to come here again and try to leave a message. Boris, I hope you are ok, that you keep being cheeki breeki and your life is plentiful, maybe you are on vacations, or working on a vodka fueled rocketship... But just in case you're not, I hope that you overcome whatever is going through your life, that you can sit again in the throne of the slavking knowing that there are people who truly care about you. please return quickly, we miss you, and as always of course, stay cheeki breeki my comrade.
Boris you give me life, having depresion and find smt which distracts me from myself is really difficult but you make it possible. Lots of love from Spain ♥️
My friends eating at Russian restaurant for the first time: OMG THE FOOD LOOK SO NICE I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE Me who've been following Boris for a long time:
Boris, you are one of the most creative people I’ve ever watched on UA-cam. The bit toward the beginning with “how to summon a gopnik” and then your cousin shows up in the bathroom apparently traveling by the Tatratea you reviewed before was beyond clever and absolutely hilarious xD please keep up the wonderful content! No one can dethrone the Shashlik king!!!
Seth586 Lol oh my, my cover is blown *calls pizza headquarters* ‘Buongiorno, yes, the Slav army is suspicious, I request immediate evacuation, also a large pizza and a medium drink’
0:45 I have envy for Boris that he is so close with his cousins he can summon them in magic carpet. Me my cousins I want to keep as far away from them as possible.
Boris: *Needs to summon Anatoli*
Anatoli: For thousands of blins i lay dormant who dares to distu- oh its you cousin. Davai
He lay DOOR MAT
Blins? Are we talking fucks or pancakes?
@@eamartig yes.
@@eamartig you sound like a western spy...
Michael4201 he IS the western spy since he don’t know what’s Blins is
3:55 One shot of tatratea is like when Gordon Ramsay says a "pinch" of salt and throws down two handfuls.
2 shots of vodka
nah, it's more like "just a teaspoon of olive oil"
its enderpearl
Like that "2 shots of vodka" lady.
Poor college students around the globe rejoice, for the King of saving money has returned.
I never leave you
@@LifeofBoris hail to the king
Hail the king boris
*laughs in caviar buterbrod* also hail to king boris
Life of Boris вы просто крутые парни вдвоём
Everyone who's surprised to hear Anatoli's voice are not paying attention.
Explain
@@omarashry007 no
@@GhostlyHermit watch this video of boris
Russian potato salad
@@aayushyadav3365 he's also spoken in that semechki halva video.
He has also kinda spoken in the mayonez muffins video
the first thing he thought of is an axe. a man that knows what a woman truly needs tbh.
Henry VIII approves lol.
But he already gave it to her last year
N O I C E
y e s
Johnny?
The fact that Anatoli actually communicated more in this video is charming.
watch potato salad video
@@hafann "Salad, man."
Astral Davai
Potato?
watched all those just in general. Anatoli said more than usual.
Boris: cuts butter by hand.
Also Borris: saws chocolate candy in half
such is the life in the zone
@@LifeofBoris Slav ways my russian dude
Precision, my friend
Its all precision tools of the slavicstan
Life of Boris What are the name of the chocolates you cut with him handsaw?
I have been a chef for 7 years and I've never seen anyone open a can with a spoon its genius
You can open a can with anything. You would know this if you were a REAL chef.
My foods teacher taught us how but he hated when we would actually do it bc he was a red seal
Man I've been doing that since I was 9 years old
I knew a man who can open a can with his hands and teeth
@@Bgh583 I always open mine with paper towels.
Just add one shot : * Anatoli pours in enogh Liquid to fill an entire lake *
Or maybe two : *pouring intensifies *
*in middle-aged american woman voice* now we add 2 shots of taratea
@@spetsnatzlegion3366 *GLUGLUGLUGLUGLUGLUG*
"Two shots of vodka" *GLUGLUGLUGLUG*
First shot: size of the deep Lake Baikal
Second shot: *size of the glorious Caspian Sea*
It depends what you consider a shot. You can have a shot of 20ml or 100ml. Both are called a shot.
Anatoli: "make sound"
me: *CONFUSED SLAVIC SCREAMING*
5:42 *internal screaming*
You must be young you didn't know the times when anatoli would make small word
@@melaniechapdelaine3692 😮
Bruh. You seriously don't know Anatoli does speak.
@@borschtisgud no
"How to summon a gopnik"- instructions not clear
Resurrected Stalin
That's better
*Soviet Anthem Intensifies
The blyat kind of vodka did you use? One not opened since the end of WW2?! If so..... Save the rest of it you may need it
Even better
What's wrong with that comrade?
"Add one shot of Tatratea"
What cousin Anatoli heard:
"Add one bottle of Tatratea"
No he added to little
@Bara Cvrkalova cue Lahey falling down the stairs
Two shots of vodka
One True slav shot
Is there a difference?
Boris: * performs slavic ritual *
Anatoli: *whomst has summoned the almighty one*
hey cousin lets go bowling
Life of Boris it’s always nice to see famous and important men like you reply to us, the unwashed masses
@@user-ub3ub1eq3j have you considered a bath?
Life of Boris I have indeed and I am making my way through the great alps in search of water
@@user-ub3ub1eq3j nyet, go to Siberia. Alps are for western spy
You know a man has no fear when he cuts butter with his bare hand-
Or with a saw
Or when he commits suicide and comes out with fixable injuries
Or with an axe
or when he cooks with the gopnik butterknife
Or when he opens a can of condensed milk with a SPOON.
Boris: is bilingual.
Anatoli: "Nu davai"
I love Anatoli, he's so awesome, lol
Pretty sure he speaks like 4 languages
What does nu davai mean?
@@cosmicboi1650 "ok, lets."
@@JunkyardCactus ah ok
@@JunkyardCactus "Davai" _(давай)_ usually means "let's go" or "come on" if I remember right, so the translation is more like "okay, let's go!"
"How to summon a gopnik"
Instructions unclear on which vodka you should use.
I used a Kalashnikov vodka and a guy called Mikhail showed up and started build familiar looking rifles....
Kalashvodka*
@@valdenius KALASHODKA
@BLIN nyet, he was the choosen one for me, now mikhail is my cousin and now we live togheter making rifles and good vodka singing katyusha all day long
Ahh I see your problem, Comrade
Is simple solution, you do it again to summon gopnik to be friend of Mikhail
@@kayagorzan No no mikhail is mine MINE!
Boris: "Say hello to my number one lady... Svetlana"
Oksana: :(
0:21 I tried this but Anatoli just showed up and ate all my semechki.
@SwooshX i tried it and the landed in the bathtub
as young gopnik not to recommend
Jakob Lent was
@@versintos7978 the ritusl teleported me into the bathtub
SwooshX I tried and my mom started yelling at me.
I regret doing this as an Armenian.
I tried and Vadim appeared with Boris' vodka
A man that can cook like this, every lady wants a man like this
You are right, my friend. Here, take a shot of tatratea.
@@MsMietowka can it make us travel to Boris bathroom?
@@layonyatsu7203 You won't know until you try, good luck!
True story.
You took the words just out of my mouth!
2:06
Boris: "Oh wait I have an idea!"
Boris: *Tries chopping the butter with hand*
Boris: A
cYkA
BlYaT
Life of Boris: uploads
Poor college kid: WE EATEN GOOD TONIGHT
Honestly tho
People: What does your channel mainly focus on?
Boris: Yes
And for the special people who like everything long if you know what I mean, Life of Boris: yes
DawnsFlame it’s *LIFE* of Boris
No no, it's pronounced HGYES
@@blackjay6229 😂
Yes
Food, cats, Russian, Europe. Everything otherworldly things
I still love how Boris has invented his own mythological means of travel based around tatra tea.
It's real, blyat
how anatoli went from strong slavic groan to gentle boye “h e i” is something i cannot grasp
It's that slav magic, baby!
Duality of a Slav
But then the "Hmmmm!" Was great
Anatoli: comes up with idea for Masha’s birthday present
Boris: gives chocolate sausage as HIS present
Anatoli: *angry Gopnik noises”
Dont even speak about Masha and the Bear
Of course not. And if I do, then pizdet
When i was a little slav living in Latvia , my mom used to make this
Same
No matter where you live, all soviet influenced countries have this masterpiece (from LT)
Laimīgais man gan nē
@@KingDeeno i thought i turned off the cloning machine
Yep, but without candy and alcohol :D
is no one going to talk about the fact that this man just opened a can with a spoon??
ITzHabentz We would be if he couldn't do it.
That is just the Slavic Childhood 101 shit
@@simasimson5798 same as opening bottles with forks
I might need to try this new life hack
Nah opening cans with spoon is common in my place all you need is a durable spoon and strong hands
0:36 "Blyaaat!"
Why always his videos make me laugh so hard 😂😂 he got me there
Блять
The funny thing is Boris called this: "the slavic tiramisu", well in italy we have that dessert, it's practically called the same: Chocolate Salami, made with melted dark chocolate, butter, eggs and cookies.
One of my favourites.
My favourite too. So this is international dessert
@@yannkam2127 yes, шоколадная колбаса isn't шоколадная колбаса without Teleporting alcoholic tea(just my opinion, you may not include it but then random teleportation effect won't appear)
@@yannkam2127 It doesn't include Tatratea, but a shot of Rum inside is well appreciated
@@yannkam2127 it was easy to write because i am a slav
@@yannkam2127 i think everyone who watched this video knows that шоколадная колбаса is "chocolatnaya kolbasa"
"How to summon a gopnik"- instructions not clear
-trys to summon Boris
*VADIM BLYAT!*
ecks dee
ecks dee
ecks dee
Anatoli teleported with Tatratea
ics de
This is like, a very high quality episode. Everything just looks so crisp and the shots from the table and with Anatoli in the background are fantastic.
I laughed so hard at the rug in the bathtub. The breeki levels are off the charts.
Anatoli: what a blaytiful morning.
Teleports to boris place.
Anatoli: BBBBBBLLLLLLAAAAYYYYYTTTTTT.
Blayt?
As a college student I'm genuinely appreciating all of these budget living tutorials
Same lol
almost all of his recipes are an abomination, but I love them
Yep and they actually taste good unlike all those other cooking videos on OURtube (a communism joke for ya)
Boris: I have just the right tool for this!
Anatoli: *grabs Svetlana with malicious intent*
Physicists: Teleportation is not possible
Tatratea: Allow me to introduce myself
Hey Boris, i hope you're ok. Last week i tried to make butterbrod, with some italian ingredients. The result was blatyful. Here's the ingredients:
-soft bread, just out of the oven
-mortadella (instead of doctor's sausage)
- fresh butter
-some good mozzarella cheese
-fresh tomatoes from the garden
And calvè, the real Italian mayonnaise!
Unfortunately it lasted about 3 minutes. I'll try again and I'll add the fantastic slav taste.
Greetings from Italy
Calvé non è italiano...
@@dem1seCS giusto...😅😅😂
Just look at how Anatoli teleported,
He even get free carpet!
That's the power of tatratea!
@@HomersIlliad Package 1 : Tatratea and Carpet
Every time where you day "cousin" my heart smile😍😂😂
Same
Boris : "Is basically Slavic tiramisu, try to make it"
Me : k y not
03:56 Anatoli - * *Violently pouring **_72% ALCOHOL BLIN_** into the tiny mix* *
Me : *PIZDEC*
It's Slavic, what did you expect?
1000% slav
@@LifeofBoris a slav always uses his power, right?
Its not slav until it has:
-salt
-black pepper
-glorius mayonez
-*b a y l e a f*
-butter
Onion blyat
Forgot vodka
Xornedge forgot kvass
You forget flour
Dr. Sausage Cyka
Anatoli: ?
Boris: Not circus bear again! We don't want Masha to call police this time.
Is this a masha and the bear reference?
*Türkler heryerde*
lmao
Boris in the day: how to make blins
Boris at 3 am: How to summon a gopnik
Are you by any chance a silver-rank adventurer gopnik slayer?
@@aruthorcarly OBVIOUSLY NOT. He obviously is a silver-rank adventurer *western spy* slayer!
You are both correct
Анатолий: "Ну давай"
me: at last, we know for sure, he speaks!
1:51 ANATOLI ENJOYMENT SOUNDS REVEAL
@tree guy that's nice ->-
tree guy
_no_
r/BrandNewSentence
@暗殺者木の人 Cue the smut writers.
New viewer
3:55 hell no that ain't two shots. Reminds me of that "two shots of vodka" vine.
it's two shots where I come from
shots are bigger in the slavic countries. they do not need to worry about "too much alcohol" its basically in their blood at birth
@@LifeofBoris Can confirm. A guy in my college program was Russian. Invites me over for vodka, because of course. I'm expecting imperial shot glasses (1.5oz). I swear, this guy whips out shot glasses twice that size... and the rest of the night is a blur. His girlfriend made some good snacks for us though.
Two shots is what you remove before drinking the rest of the bottle.
Life of Boris There is a vine titled “two shots of vodka”. It was from an old American TV episode on Food Network from this lady called Sandra Lee. It’s like 15 years old already.
Boris: "And one shot of Tatratea...... Or maybe two!"
Me internally: "tWo sHOts oF vOdKa!"
This was an awesome video! It’s also kinda cool to hear that Boris and Anatoli pronounce “davai” differently.
im romanian and there are a lot of words i recognize: kompot, tiramisu, MAYONEZ, kakao, pizdec,salami
Wow the languages are similar. It’s the same in Polish. +davai
@@matigrzala3989 well, we have many slavic words, very many.+kurwa also 90% of the recipes he makes are national recipes here too
latvia uses anything with "jebal", "jebis", "pidar" and you just add icing on the cake. for example pidar turns into pidarasņiks or jebal turns to jebaļņiks
Here in Moldova we speak a combination of romanian and Russian))
More than half of those words are the same all over the world.
My grandmother used to make this all the time for me as a young gopnik! RIP ❤️
I really expected one really sudden. "OR MAYBE THREE" after the second shot of tatratea. but that would probably be a bad idea.
does he really use alcohol tho
I thought it was the teleportation tartratea
The third one goes to your throat
Can't use too much or you will be teleported away
@@martinsvk1247 That's it! You add as much as you need to teleport right to the birthday party :D
0:35 Damn, the Arrival of Tatratea Teleportation sounds like a russian 152 mm howitzer.
Well, the more you know!
cuz it is.
They just stuff any gopniks when the ritual is done in the artlilery
@@professionaldisappointment1654 So thats how the term "cannon fodder" got developed
The sound lets you know that they've arrived
Boris, you probably won't see this message, but I'm getting worried for you not uploading since 3 weeks ago. Of course, this brought back the memories of your incident in the past with the surgery and all, so I had to come here again and try to leave a message. Boris, I hope you are ok, that you keep being cheeki breeki and your life is plentiful, maybe you are on vacations, or working on a vodka fueled rocketship... But just in case you're not, I hope that you overcome whatever is going through your life, that you can sit again in the throne of the slavking knowing that there are people who truly care about you.
please return quickly, we miss you, and as always of course, stay cheeki breeki my comrade.
Our(?
@Tomato daily quoi?
Tomato daily ok asshole she was just being nice
@Tomato daily no u shut up Western spy
@@Fortniteloverepic You have committed crimes against Russia.
-> Pay gold (200)
-> You'll never have me!
-> Fus Ro Dah
It's so good to see you again Mr Boris!
Boris you give me life, having depresion and find smt which distracts me from myself is really difficult but you make it possible. Lots of love from Spain ♥️
2:55 "my nr. 1 lady"
*Sad Oksana noises*
Words cannot describe how much I laughed when Boris summoned Anatoli
Everybody knows that the Tatra-tea is the main transportation device for Gopniks.
Ingredients end up on ground whenever cousin Anatoli is around.
My friends eating at Russian restaurant for the first time: OMG THE FOOD LOOK SO NICE I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE
Me who've been following Boris for a long time:
Boris : "Heyy cousin-"
Me : *HAVING GTA IV FLASHBACKS*
Danishagam Cisco Was hey niko! Let’s go bowling!
@@HoloTiger yes i want to go bowling
Cisco! My dog! Ya wanna go get some food at Cluckin Bell?
"you just use spoon"
proceeds to open can with a fu*king spoon .
I've actually done that once myself
My mother and i always use that for open cans
You have some very soft cans, ours cannot be opened with an axe.
I never lie about spoons
I guess that's the most savage way of opening a can. I've always used a knife, it works great and you always have one in kitchen.
3:53 A shot??
Mate, that was *the whole freaking magazine*
"One shot ot Tatratea" is the new "Two shots of Vodka"
*has good selection of kitchen knives in the drawer*
Boris: *uses wood saw instead*
He knows that only he has mastered the craft of cooking with a saw, and he shows us his knowledge.
is precision operation, you western spy!
1:01
"And not circus bear"
**Masha and the bear flashbacks**
Yes
mmm yes pink porridge overflow
"We not want Masha call police this time"
Isn’t masha and bear a cartoon?
@@jmag196 yes it is
yessssss anatolia’s back!!!!!!!👌👌👌👌👌❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️love for boris and anatoli from pakistan 🇵🇰!!!
It is always good time when cousin anitoli comes to town
Artyom be like: blyat Boris is cooking again
Better run before the apartment burns down blin
No i think its nice
@@artyom3093 Yes, please tell Boris to include you more in the videos! We want to see you more, kitty! I mean komrade kat.
Hahahahaha le chocolate sosig
"How to summon a gopnik"
Instructions unclear, I revived the USSR.
Instructions unclear, became a Eurasian Eagle Owl
I accidentally
Joined
The
Russian
Mafia
don't worry, by the time you sober up it will fall apart back
Nyet comrade, instructions perfectly clear.
Boris, you are one of the most creative people I’ve ever watched on UA-cam. The bit toward the beginning with “how to summon a gopnik” and then your cousin shows up in the bathroom apparently traveling by the Tatratea you reviewed before was beyond clever and absolutely hilarious xD please keep up the wonderful content! No one can dethrone the Shashlik king!!!
This is the first time i've heard Anatoli speak
same, I'm surprised no one else's talking about it. This is important lore.
But the first thing Anatoli ever did on video was talk?
Tbh, the first thing he ever said was davai, now he added a nu
There is literally a vid on youtube just anatoli saying something
And there is literally a cult praying to him
And oh, "I....BRING....SEMECHKI"
you should watch the potato salad video
This is the type of content I was looking for
This video made me smile harder then I have for awhile. Thanks Boris
I'm in recovery after my tumor got removed...and this is the quality content I'm glad to be alive for
The summoning of the Gopnik got me lmao 😂
5:09
Friend: Dude, what you just bought from black market?
Me: umm.. its complicated.
The sheer chaotic force of this channel is absolutely amazing.
My father gave an axe to my mother as a gift once.
Never saw him again
Boris:"just use a spoon"
Me:nods in drunk approval
I love how your English is perfectly fluent but you just pronounce it all in Russian
Anatoli : _Davai_
Every Fangirl in a 5 mile radius: *violent nosebleed*
1:52 “Do we add the liquor now?” Anatoli rejects offer*
Boris’s heart: 💔
a sad day
@@LifeofBoris Why does your replies sound like Anatoli is replying and not actually you?
@@LifeofBoris @sample port studio found our seceret ruuuuuuuun
Italian comrade here and I approve of ‘Slavic tiramisu’
Thank you comrade
Blyat western spy! What are you doing here?!
Seth586 Lol oh my, my cover is blown *calls pizza headquarters*
‘Buongiorno, yes, the Slav army is suspicious, I request immediate evacuation, also a large pizza and a medium drink’
*Scheiße... I'm not here then*
This recipe worked like a charm. Thank you Boris the Shashlik King.
Boris: Summon Anatoli
Terraria: This will be a blyatiful night
*Anatoli is coming from the east blyat
3:56 the true " two shots of vodka" experience
People who say 'this is the first time I hear Anatoli's voice',
If you want more watch the potato salad video
hit the like button instantly. Creativity on the intro and... the choice of tools is just on another level
“Slav warrior AnatoliTheCousin has been summoned”
Now that's a summon we need
I’m pretty sure Anatoli broke the roof using his carpet rocket
Nah it's a skylight
when i heard anatoli's nu davai i realized that that might be the first time i hear his voice
Manuel Quarneti when they made halva he said 1 million semechki
Watch the potato salad one, he talks a lot! (Well, a lot for our beloved Anatoli)
@@ben.mp469 *SLAVIC THUNDER* Hey ...
*falling on the floor, completely pizdec*
I ... bring ... semechki !
1:49 oh i see your a man of culture
My girl: OMG I think he likes me.
Me: CHERBUREKE
Tonight, on Food Network:
"Gopnik Eats," hosted by Alton Blyat!
It was so tasty I smelt the chocolate throught the screen NO JOKE (I think it is something mental)
yoooooooooooooo
0:45 I have envy for Boris that he is so close with his cousins he can summon them in magic carpet. Me my cousins I want to keep as far away from them as possible.
i want mine as near as possible greetings from alabama
@@janoschjobstmann4588
no no no No No NO NO !
DON'T !
@@karolinkiehl4097 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
@@janoschjobstmann4588
No !
Nein !
Нет
¡ No !
Negative
Pls don't engage in romantic activities with your cousin !
@@karolinkiehl4097 how about yours
Am I the only one who thought he would make a chocolate covered sausage with some mayonnaise on the side?
Door Door “Jazz music stops”
No
No
Yea, he's done weirder shit so lol
I thought he was going to put chocolate filling inside a sausage tbh.
Ah, we haven't seen cousin Anatoli since the incident.
Well, maybe not in real life. But at least we got two gaming videos with cousin. 👍
what incident?
@@basicmodelling8871 you know
@@_DiJiT we dont know
@@pukii3077 Eeeeeeh I'm pretty sure you know about """""""The Incident"""""""
Never thought that you can open can with spoons.
*Safer than a knife for sure.*
Happy Birthday Anatoli!
This channel shouldnt be called “life of boris” it should be called “using heavy duty tools with boris”
adidas dont worry im trying to educate myself in the slavic ways. Im still learning