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  • Опубліковано 9 гру 2019
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  • @ddgaxelnilsson7855
    @ddgaxelnilsson7855 4 роки тому +3112

    12:06 that’s the monster that’s under my bed

  • @Benzinilinguine
    @Benzinilinguine 4 роки тому +1581

    If you think about it, Albino people are actually Shiny humans.

    • @enigmatixthecringechampion5004
      @enigmatixthecringechampion5004 4 роки тому +68

      But you can't find some weird amulet to find them more often...

    • @SimoneVPoise
      @SimoneVPoise 4 роки тому +84

      @@enigmatixthecringechampion5004 well... it is a genetic thing so maybe trough breeding you can enhance the algoritm

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 4 роки тому +89

      They may be shiny, but their weakness is Solar Beam.
      Also Sunny Day makes them weaker as well.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 роки тому +30

      I guess gingers are too when their parents are carriers of the recessive genes

    • @electroluxray_560
      @electroluxray_560 4 роки тому +22

      Enigmatix the Cringe Champion Oh no, that must mean that my time murdering countless wild animals is wasted!

  • @atomicdragon4944
    @atomicdragon4944 4 роки тому +658

    "I choose you, kum!"
    It's muk
    "Did i stutter?"

  • @kathradyne6801
    @kathradyne6801 4 роки тому +230

    Humans body's are like water. You evaporate in heat, freeze and expand in cold, and splash like paint when you hit something fast enough.

    • @catalatus
      @catalatus 4 роки тому +5

      *I don't see the lie.*

    • @trentpenner429
      @trentpenner429 3 роки тому +3

      I'll splash my paint when it but you fast enough

    • @kycadajones708
      @kycadajones708 3 роки тому +2

      I saw my brother experience the 3rd first hand.

    • @astralux_abandoned1099
      @astralux_abandoned1099 3 роки тому

      @@Natalia-jb7vv i question why people like you put comments referencing fandoms on videos or videos that arent even related to the fandom you're referencing.

  • @GFCOLCQuote
    @GFCOLCQuote 4 роки тому +38

    "It turns your incognito mode into a family event."
    The expression I had to that statement almost froze on my face permanently.

  • @jyv1t
    @jyv1t 4 роки тому +2161

    Squirrels: exist
    Damien: “I heard they like NUTS!”
    Ah, I love damien and his jokes

  • @FBI-it1ct
    @FBI-it1ct 4 роки тому +473

    Im waiting for the guy who posts the comment "Petition for Damien to say My namien is Damien".

    • @movedchannels6242
      @movedchannels6242 4 роки тому +3

      Petition for Damien to say ‘’My namien is Damien’’

    • @kathradyne6801
      @kathradyne6801 4 роки тому +2

      A wild Tommy Timmy has appeared.

    • @bradley4465
      @bradley4465 4 роки тому +3

      the lad is here
      look up

    • @l0k1nycc
      @l0k1nycc 4 роки тому +1

      Damien is namien my say to damien for petition

    • @Animefan_7153-0
      @Animefan_7153-0 4 роки тому +3

      Oh, some one did it, their comment is like 2 or 3 above yours

  • @taloncarpenter597
    @taloncarpenter597 4 роки тому +81

    Three things I love about Damien:
    His wheezing laugh
    His Chills impression
    His douchey *ahaaahaaa*

  • @cornnflaek4657
    @cornnflaek4657 4 роки тому +90

    “If you died next week, what would be the cause.”
    Either eating the silica packets or snorting ant poison.

    • @jaikenmainy
      @jaikenmainy 4 роки тому +1

      snort snort

    • @Dan-379
      @Dan-379 3 роки тому

      @@jaikenmainy yum yum

    • @Stoopid420
      @Stoopid420 3 роки тому

      @@Natalia-jb7vv so relatable

  • @balmain-i3e
    @balmain-i3e 4 роки тому +725

    I visited my gran in chernobyl.
    She said I really grew a foot the last time she saw me.

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +62

      oh no your pfp are you anonymuos

    • @merricklamarsna4470
      @merricklamarsna4470 4 роки тому +10

      Hol up

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +41

      *anaonymuous

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +36

      please dont hack

    • @ajh7682
      @ajh7682 4 роки тому +9

      What happened here?

  • @scatterbrain8764
    @scatterbrain8764 4 роки тому +1104

    I just love how threatening all of Pukicho's replies are.

  • @grimsladeleviathan3958
    @grimsladeleviathan3958 4 роки тому +90

    Fun fact: Eggs in Malay are "telur", which is also a slang for testicles. Which makes the joke even funnier.

  • @saraschmidt5612
    @saraschmidt5612 4 роки тому +35

    7:44 I'm slightly disappointed that Damien didn't do the Chills voice.

  • @kimzee59
    @kimzee59 4 роки тому +417

    The most cursed thing in this video. The way he pronounce Rouge

    • @Dayeetusz
      @Dayeetusz 4 роки тому

      I-I pronounce it the same.....

    • @kimzee59
      @kimzee59 4 роки тому +13

      I was saying it as it isnt rogue as in rogue soldier or something like that. It was actually Rouge (the French word for red) as is Rouge the bat from the sonic series

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer 4 роки тому +12

      @@Dayeetusz
      No, Rogue is pronounced "Roge." Rouge is pronounced "Rooj"

    • @mememan781
      @mememan781 4 роки тому +4

      McBehrer wrong. Roge would actually be pronounced Roje, Rogue would be Roeg, or Roag. Sorry, don’t wanna sound like an asshole.

    • @clarinastoneheart9777
      @clarinastoneheart9777 4 роки тому +1

      I thought I was the only one who cringed.
      If you need to learn the pronunciation watch some sonic cutscenes. preferably Sonic Adventure 2.

  • @626Pennywise
    @626Pennywise 4 роки тому +207

    I love how the racecar's license plate was "RLYTRASH" lol

  • @kennethh4200
    @kennethh4200 4 роки тому +34

    Nobody:
    Shielbert: *” w a i t u n t i l t h e s e g u y s f i n d o u t a b o u t M u k . “*

  • @lapiscake1211
    @lapiscake1211 4 роки тому +15

    9:09 "if you died next week what would probably be the cause"
    a Missile sent from Iran

  • @sirapple589
    @sirapple589 4 роки тому +169

    11:14
    Welcome back to “Things that be great on Bojack Horseman”.

    • @nathankurtz8045
      @nathankurtz8045 4 роки тому +3

      0:52 gave me more of a Bojack Horseman vibe. Especially the watching reruns of old TV shows all day.

  • @maya20484
    @maya20484 4 роки тому +3715

    Day 69 of asking Damien to say:
    *My namien is Damien*
    Edit: We did it lads! Look at the description on the r/madlads video on Damien Lee

  • @JustGoldy77
    @JustGoldy77 4 роки тому +52

    I believe that Zach is a dark timeline version of Damien.

  • @mrgopher1734
    @mrgopher1734 4 роки тому +13

    Damien: This makes me hurt
    Also Damien: cracking up the whole episode

  • @sirapple589
    @sirapple589 4 роки тому +902

    It wouldn’t be a CursedComments without two things:
    Pukicho
    Damien W H E E Z I N G at his own jokes.

    • @soleosfiles
      @soleosfiles 4 роки тому +30

      pukicho is god

    • @avm-xk1up
      @avm-xk1up 4 роки тому +10

      pukicho is actually funny omg

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 4 роки тому +2

      He didnt read the full comment chain on him

    • @oiltoast3723
      @oiltoast3723 4 роки тому +2

      He sounds like a cartoon steam train that ran out of steam, and is trying to catch it's breath.

    • @dexius6375
      @dexius6375 4 роки тому +1

      *PUKI*cho
      Puki means vaginas in my country..soo

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 роки тому +100

    Flex Tape sawed their TeamTrees donation in half, that’s dedication

  • @Segadrome
    @Segadrome 4 роки тому +26

    Damien: "Rogue The Bat"
    Every Sonic fan watching this video: *Visible frustration*

    • @thegamingknight642
      @thegamingknight642 3 роки тому +2

      Rouge, not Rogue. One is a shade of red, one is synonymous for thief.

  • @lightking4921
    @lightking4921 4 роки тому +5

    "I'm going to have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that BURNS YOU HOUSE DOWN!!!!!!!"
    -Cave Johnson

  • @sphinkles4911
    @sphinkles4911 4 роки тому +99

    the things u find me watching at 3am on a school night

  • @coffeecartoons5345
    @coffeecartoons5345 3 роки тому +6

    Me: **watches this**
    Me by the end: “You’re all sick, and you need a cure”

  • @yeetusdeletus8818
    @yeetusdeletus8818 4 роки тому +14

    9:00 “hi walter i got a new girlfriend today!”

  • @LightsCameraAwesome3
    @LightsCameraAwesome3 4 роки тому +280

    Is it bad that i only just realised rotom is motor backwards?

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +175

    “Congratulation you have Cancer” that’s my zodiac sign but I wish it had a different name

    • @likira111
      @likira111 4 роки тому +9

      Just get the personality to match :)

    • @bemybestfrien7088
      @bemybestfrien7088 4 роки тому

      same zodiac sign.

    • @MimikyuCookie
      @MimikyuCookie 4 роки тому

      Avery the Cuban-American I don’t have that, but I feel bad for anyone with that sign

    • @thomashongshagen4912
      @thomashongshagen4912 4 роки тому +3

      Congratulations, you have crab

    • @Mael_Str0M
      @Mael_Str0M 4 роки тому

      That’s my dogs sign

  • @xsuperiormemesx7380
    @xsuperiormemesx7380 4 роки тому +9

    They used to have the camel ball things at my local shops. 5p each. My brother and our friends would buy £5 of them at a time, my *god.*

  • @StriderStarfall
    @StriderStarfall 4 роки тому +5

    The way he said Rouge hurt me physically.

  • @odlekordek9690
    @odlekordek9690 4 роки тому +67

    Your laugh is the most wholesome sound ever!

    • @salem5953
      @salem5953 4 роки тому +4

      Ödlek Ördek not as wholesome as your username

    • @odlekordek9690
      @odlekordek9690 4 роки тому +2

      @@salem5953 Thanks a lot!

    • @messofabeing9392
      @messofabeing9392 4 роки тому

      Salem you know what the username means right

    • @actuallystupidperson491
      @actuallystupidperson491 3 роки тому

      No I think children screaming is way more wholesome and Just Pleasant in general!!

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 роки тому +90

    Literally no one:
    This: *Makes me hurt*

  • @Hyrohyrohyro
    @Hyrohyrohyro 4 роки тому +6

    4:30 we actually sell these in morroco without the cencore thing and then they say "AnImAl cOcKs ArE hArAm"

  • @gavinc1998
    @gavinc1998 4 роки тому +1

    This channel is so nice and listening to you laugh just sounds so happy and makes me feel better. Amazing work.

  • @danishaxx.10
    @danishaxx.10 4 роки тому +51

    why does he sound like a different person every 5 seconds

  • @sirapple589
    @sirapple589 4 роки тому +15

    3:26
    Missed opportunity to talk as high pitched as possible.

  • @imprincesswolfy2565
    @imprincesswolfy2565 4 роки тому +29

    "Dont have taco shells, just use tortillas"
    BOI REAL TACOS ARE MADE WITH TORTILLAS

  • @bluebluelonewolf6662
    @bluebluelonewolf6662 3 роки тому +4

    I love the fact I could go on reddit and say that I'm hiding 20 kids in my basement and no one would believe me

  • @TheRuneTail
    @TheRuneTail 4 роки тому +50

    Huh did anyone else realize that Rainbowbesa’s icon is Arin Hanson punching JonTron’s bird?

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +6

      -jon punched arin-
      -jon punched suzy-
      arin punched jacques 😳

    • @owengreen7711
      @owengreen7711 4 роки тому

      Is it me or is the dragons tail playing the circle game with us?

    • @navyntune8158
      @navyntune8158 4 роки тому

      Arin punched pelo

    • @rainbowbesa4798
      @rainbowbesa4798 4 роки тому

      Thats me holding my bird lmao

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 роки тому

      EmKay
      That last one’s too far for a friendship

  • @tommytimmy8441
    @tommytimmy8441 4 роки тому +62

    0:13
    *my namien is Damien

  • @ghostzombies3252
    @ghostzombies3252 4 роки тому +5

    4:12
    I've known this forever
    I've seen it work in movie theaters 4 times
    Never tried it myself, i have the social anxiety to rival Legosi from Beastars

  • @squineod710
    @squineod710 2 роки тому +1

    Damien's laugh is the best. Starts small, gets bigger like a firework.

  • @mewyorkcityf46607
    @mewyorkcityf46607 4 роки тому +22

    i actually have that fox plushie and believe me it is a chernobyl fox

  • @lydiajulianprower8356
    @lydiajulianprower8356 4 роки тому +17

    Everyone:
    Damien: ROGUE THE BAT

  • @stuartk9992
    @stuartk9992 4 роки тому +1

    i love when emkay laugh it makes my heart warm

  • @coltonelliott7148
    @coltonelliott7148 4 роки тому +2

    You haven’t known studying too much until you study for finals until 1:30 am just to pass out with pen in hand, and wake up at 2:10 am screaming one word: beans.

  • @yazidefirenze
    @yazidefirenze 4 роки тому +15

    People: Default Dance
    Me, an intellectual and someone who wastes time:
    Scrub Turk to the song “Poison”

  • @jeiku5041
    @jeiku5041 4 роки тому +6

    At the thumbnail
    "It's just my art style"

  • @gavinvancamp3560
    @gavinvancamp3560 3 роки тому

    7:24 after damien read “basically, it turns your incognito mode into a family events” an ad hit and THE MOST FITTING EPIC TRAILER MUSIC STARTED PLAYING

  • @diamondbuck
    @diamondbuck 4 роки тому

    Every time you talk Damien... I laugh. You’re a friken hero . You have made me laugh when I have been down. I thank you so much.

  • @dystodisco8991
    @dystodisco8991 4 роки тому +13

    I got some stupid ad about why saying “ Happy Holidays” is “ a war on Christianity in America.” Wtfff

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 3 роки тому +1

      It's even funnier because I'm pretty sure Christmas is mostly a Pagan holiday anyway lol

  • @RzrSnk
    @RzrSnk 4 роки тому +9

    Day one of me asking for Damien to start narrating Top 15s.

  • @soup2961
    @soup2961 4 роки тому

    Damiens laugh always makes these posts 100 times better. Lmao 😂

  • @infinityblayde1973
    @infinityblayde1973 4 роки тому

    I love how he laughs like a frickin' madman when he sees something REALLY messed up.

  • @saihunter2487
    @saihunter2487 4 роки тому +4

    8:44 why is that so funny,its so genuine 😂😂

  • @Myrkul-D
    @Myrkul-D 4 роки тому +5

    7:37 **evil laugh.mp3**

  • @aToxicFlower
    @aToxicFlower 2 роки тому

    I love his laugh, it’s contained thx Emkay always for the good mood

  • @nateshaw6290
    @nateshaw6290 4 роки тому +1

    Ive never laughed so hard in my life thank u for youre vids and laughs you've given me keep your chin up and all ways belive in you're you're self.

  • @kiarashipseverythingandmak4371
    @kiarashipseverythingandmak4371 4 роки тому +55

    Ummm emkay your ha ha ha thing makes me uncomfortable

  • @crunchypringles1655
    @crunchypringles1655 4 роки тому +20

    I scared someone by saying there is always gonna be at least one more nostril than humans. If we all had one nostril except one, who had two, there would only be one nostril more.

  • @Abdega
    @Abdega 4 роки тому +1

    5:45 So about that, I got a friend who went to medical school and got a degree for medical illustrations, he also has a degree in chemistry and a degree in materials science and engineering. He is working on his PhD at the moment.
    He told me I’d be surprised at how many semesters he’s had paid for by money he made a while back making furry Second Life skins and now the occasional furry commissions.

  • @DrfgFfg-w6z
    @DrfgFfg-w6z 24 дні тому

    Still finding different videos of this sub reddit and I am not disappointed I love cursed comments my absolute fav

  • @killerfoxraspberryplays8903
    @killerfoxraspberryplays8903 4 роки тому +4

    More proof Damian finally learned what hedgehogs are

  • @jacobhu4431
    @jacobhu4431 4 роки тому +3

    0:03 damnit that’s relatable.

  • @samsmusichub
    @samsmusichub 3 роки тому

    EmKay really do be making the world a better place with these vids!

  • @MsVa4891
    @MsVa4891 4 роки тому

    Damien your laugh is funnier than the funny post you read and that is a blessing

  • @ismelllikechicken2339
    @ismelllikechicken2339 4 роки тому +3

    0:55 This, This is why i lost faith in humanity
    Like who the freak watches old movies and also who chats with a stranger I can just chat with the people in my basment begging for me to let them go.

  • @tuggah1235
    @tuggah1235 4 роки тому +7

    Great video before I go to school!

    • @ImTyMac
      @ImTyMac 4 роки тому

      What are your subjects?

    • @jannisglotz
      @jannisglotz 4 роки тому

      Username fits...

    • @tuggah1235
      @tuggah1235 4 роки тому +1

      Well I have a photo shoot right now

  • @preppykladerfixarna286
    @preppykladerfixarna286 4 роки тому

    I'm sick right now and watching Emkay makes me feel better

  • @stupiidbee
    @stupiidbee 4 роки тому

    Ah, another cursed comments compilation. Gotta love them!

  • @smilingfr3ak267
    @smilingfr3ak267 4 роки тому +9

    I need me a list of time stamps with every wheeze.

  • @Cali4niaCondor
    @Cali4niaCondor 4 роки тому +3

    4:02 my Dad deadass did that to my Mom when they were dating back in high school

  • @NoNo-jo6du
    @NoNo-jo6du 4 роки тому +1

    4:22 - We have these for 5p at my local corner store, I have never had one, but my brother and our friends love them. Apparently the liquid centre is chewing gum as well with a cherry flavour.

  • @phillipscarlos4736
    @phillipscarlos4736 4 роки тому

    Hello Damien I've watched few of your videos especially the technically the truth ones and I wanted too say they help lift my spirits up when I am having a difficult day so thanks you 👍

  • @ThunderCrims
    @ThunderCrims 4 роки тому +23

    11:58 looks like some kind of furry art tbh
    Damiens fursona? I love my self lmaooooo
    Please post this on r/cursedcomments or i will be sad

  • @duckwithaknife9008
    @duckwithaknife9008 4 роки тому +38

    Fir fir fir
    Dammit I forgot the word

  • @keineahnung4331
    @keineahnung4331 3 роки тому

    this whole video: *uncontrollable wheezing*

  • @Therac-attack
    @Therac-attack 4 роки тому +2

    I haven’t heard Damien say something is gnarly for a long time now

  • @extreampie0077
    @extreampie0077 4 роки тому +5

    Yo I wish my doctor gave me the cancer card. Would have been a beautiful way to tell me.

  • @ral5882
    @ral5882 4 роки тому +5

    what you egg ?
    *stabs him *

  • @daltonpinell6251
    @daltonpinell6251 4 роки тому +2

    Damian: I hear they like NUTS
    Squirrel: surprised Pikachu face

  • @dedotrongames6402
    @dedotrongames6402 4 роки тому +1

    That dragon be lookin' fresh as heck, ngl.

  • @pissdino2657
    @pissdino2657 4 роки тому +6

    Who else got mad when he pronounced rouges name wrong

  • @JaCTGaming
    @JaCTGaming 4 роки тому +11

    marking my spot until this hits over 20,000 views.

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +4

      you did it. you made history

  • @Contherage
    @Contherage 4 роки тому

    "It turns your incognito mode into a family event" The rest of the video was meh after that. Funniest description I've heard. And accurate.

  • @SuperMarioJustin4
    @SuperMarioJustin4 4 роки тому

    That was an amazing Phil Swift impression!

  • @grimsladeleviathan3958
    @grimsladeleviathan3958 4 роки тому +3

    Fun fact: Eggs in Malay are "telur", which is also a slang for testicles.

  • @comradecat1870
    @comradecat1870 4 роки тому +3

    This dude should be a narrator

  • @RO_9er
    @RO_9er 4 роки тому

    This must be the fucking funniest video I’ve watched in over 5 years

  • @rosannataclob7443
    @rosannataclob7443 4 роки тому

    I laughed so hard i started foaming from my mouth

  • @LuckyLittleLoki
    @LuckyLittleLoki 4 роки тому +3

    I'm a furry artist who doesn't draw nsfw nor will I ever enjoy seeing nsfw. Im just that weirdo who likes to draw chibi animals because it looks cute. Oof.

  • @caidenjpl
    @caidenjpl 4 роки тому +3

    *when you only bleed that's just a signal from gid to try again*

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +2

      gid

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +2

      signal from gob

    • @caidenjpl
      @caidenjpl 4 роки тому

      @@EmKay signal from jesub

    • @caidenjpl
      @caidenjpl 4 роки тому

      @@EmKay .signal from jason

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +1

      praise jacob🙏🙏

  • @ericgolightly8450
    @ericgolightly8450 2 місяці тому

    4:33 Neil can make anything sound cool
    The people at the funeral will be like "wow thats badass"

  • @merggieeee8520
    @merggieeee8520 3 роки тому

    I have actually listened to the “beating you until you’re unconscious “ and have fallen asleep because of it. It was nice ngl

  • @alin2611
    @alin2611 4 роки тому +5

    HE STILL ISNT USING MY NAMIEN IS DAMIEN

  • @movedtoponko_official8706
    @movedtoponko_official8706 4 роки тому +12

    Day 1 of asking Damien to start introducing himself as “namien is damien"

  • @himikotoga1886
    @himikotoga1886 3 роки тому

    WHY DID THAT LAST ONE SOUND SO ELEGANT

  • @SamuraiVertHD
    @SamuraiVertHD 2 роки тому

    2:09 this gives "right hand man" a whole new meaning