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  • @KnightsofGaming2016
    @KnightsofGaming2016 3 роки тому +2839

    Jack's wheezing laughter at the beginning has sold me to watch the rest of the video

    • @500king2
      @500king2 3 роки тому +8

      Lol

    • @bonnieshenton9426
      @bonnieshenton9426 3 роки тому +6

      Nah he watched the prequels

    • @run6653
      @run6653 3 роки тому +7

      Hes getting dangerously close to jimmy fallon laughter

    • @victuvaporub
      @victuvaporub 3 роки тому +2

      Nah, you would watch ut anyway

    • @FATI_SZN
      @FATI_SZN 3 роки тому +3

      @@victuvaporub true

  • @babyk326
    @babyk326 3 роки тому +3267

    *"Welcome Jack, my name's Back"*
    *Speech 100*

    • @Angel-xd9pz
      @Angel-xd9pz 3 роки тому +67

      omg i didn't even realize until i read this lol

    • @dillandasilva3594
      @dillandasilva3594 3 роки тому +31

      At 11:04 I thought the article said I don't believe in Germans

    • @Rexi20
      @Rexi20 3 роки тому +23

      Reminds me of when Markiplier said his name was welcome

    • @myname7937
      @myname7937 3 роки тому +4

      don't get it

    • @Nai_101
      @Nai_101 3 роки тому +7

      @@Rexi20 hello everybody my name a bagamum

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 3 роки тому +6648

    "You clearly haven't seen Hitler's only fans"
    Hitler's only fans: invading the Polands Privacy gone wrong

    • @sainsburyslocal
      @sainsburyslocal 3 роки тому +65

      Lmaoooo

    • @ELing-ib1ki
      @ELing-ib1ki 3 роки тому +511

      "Penetrating deep into French territory"

    • @minecraftshipothesevenseas9028
      @minecraftshipothesevenseas9028 3 роки тому +92

      Imagine you sending insta like: Just murdered myself, possessed a cute little goat... ANNND got murdered again by them humans.

    • @itsstipe1018
      @itsstipe1018 3 роки тому +79

      "bombing the UK"

    • @daniloss1319
      @daniloss1319 3 роки тому +79

      "fucking USSR gone wrong, very wrong"

  • @thepogchamper6201
    @thepogchamper6201 3 роки тому +798

    Jack is the best narrator. He doesn't oversell the joke, his laugh kinda makes me laugh and him extending the joke is actually pretty funny. Also I like the different voices he makes sometimes. Good job man.

    • @kenharsha2173
      @kenharsha2173 3 роки тому +5

      Robin personally

    • @Hugo-yz1vb
      @Hugo-yz1vb 3 роки тому +20

      All of Emkay does it for me

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 3 роки тому +11

      Damien’s still my favorite, but Jack’s my favorite Gen 2 narrator

    • @williammerkel1410
      @williammerkel1410 3 роки тому +3

      Whoever doesn't go on and on with the same post trying to sell a joke that doesn't work, get to the punchline and move on.

    • @azucanika5720
      @azucanika5720 2 роки тому +3

      you mean back?

  • @mohilhamraflijahja5024
    @mohilhamraflijahja5024 3 роки тому +4272

    Jack: Has multiple personalities
    Lexi: Is very random
    Robin: Bird
    Damien: Contagious laughter
    Zach: Robin's husband/wife

  • @definitelynotlucas4901
    @definitelynotlucas4901 3 роки тому +551

    Two planes laughing their ass off
    "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
    "MALAYSIAN AIRLINES FLIGHT 370"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH

    • @kaz1_f1
      @kaz1_f1 3 роки тому +31

      "where's that MH370 guy. That hide and seek champion guy"

    • @pathetic8340
      @pathetic8340 3 роки тому +22

      Aight Imma put this on r/cursedcomments.

    • @blankness8
      @blankness8 3 роки тому +9

      Irrelevant but XIAO XIAO XIAO I have found a genshin impact player in the wild

    • @aksalaheddine78
      @aksalaheddine78 3 роки тому +8

      ExCuSe Me BuT ItS mH370!

    • @xious4275
      @xious4275 3 роки тому +2

      This made me laugh

  • @stampycatfan01lol
    @stampycatfan01lol 3 роки тому +1571

    I can literally hear that robot repeatedly shouting “EXTERMINATE” now....

    • @parkersplace
      @parkersplace 3 роки тому +19

      lol same i love dr. who

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond 3 роки тому +6

      **EXTERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE**

    • @protostnl6369
      @protostnl6369 3 роки тому +9

      I haven't watched Doctor Who in a very long time yet whenever I see a image of a Dalek, that's the first thought that appears in my mind

    • @Belzabond
      @Belzabond 3 роки тому +2

      @@parkersplace I'm frickin OBSESSED with it

    • @parkersplace
      @parkersplace 3 роки тому +3

      @@Belzabond wow was not expecting my reply to blow up lol

  • @ArrangedNoiseFan
    @ArrangedNoiseFan 3 роки тому +955

    *Mr. Socky never forgot his master’s birthday again.*

    • @chaelan6014
      @chaelan6014 3 роки тому +39

      I think mr socky pretended

    • @suyunana
      @suyunana 3 роки тому +25

      @@chaelan6014 to get the punishment 👀

    • @ThereTerente
      @ThereTerente 3 роки тому +27

      Mr socky *faked* forgetting his master's birthday

    • @oDogg0206
      @oDogg0206 3 роки тому +18

      *no no, he *always** *forgot*

    • @pandaborg2466
      @pandaborg2466 3 роки тому +4

      I hate you

  • @moduleapothem6446
    @moduleapothem6446 3 роки тому +1034

    When a mommy tectonic plate and a daddy tectonic plate really love each other, they smash together, and then a few million years later a baby mountain comes out!

    • @ninnabuu
      @ninnabuu 3 роки тому +96

      and just casually kill a couple thousand people, its a part of the process

    • @Nasrosee
      @Nasrosee 3 роки тому +30

      @@ninnabuu oh god

    • @wiltingdaffodil
      @wiltingdaffodil 3 роки тому +16

      @@Nasrosee oh no

    • @duckhathap763
      @duckhathap763 3 роки тому +35

      @@ninnabuu a life must be taken for a new one to begin

    • @aless2906
      @aless2906 3 роки тому +25

      @@duckhathap763 Serial killer: I killed 50 people before being arrested
      tectonic plates: those are rookie numbers

  • @showermeincrushedbathroomt4067
    @showermeincrushedbathroomt4067 3 роки тому +5939

    Fun fact: The Spanish term for thousand is actually "mil". So the comment on the Civil War video only had 5.8 thousand, not million.

    • @ーテイル
      @ーテイル 3 роки тому +328

      Correct, thank you.

    • @ーテイル
      @ーテイル 3 роки тому +500

      Now, can we just talk about your name?

    • @abhi5504
      @abhi5504 3 роки тому +280

      @@ーテイル no, no we cannot

    • @ーテイル
      @ーテイル 3 роки тому +273

      @@abhi5504 you're just scared of the truth...

    • @apieceoftrash1403
      @apieceoftrash1403 3 роки тому +30

      Thank u

  • @TotallyNotTheRedComet69
    @TotallyNotTheRedComet69 3 роки тому +1789

    WAAAAACKYYY SCIENCE FACT: mountains grow by absorbing the souls of all the hikers and mountaineers that die on said mountain.

  • @anim8ionbacon
    @anim8ionbacon 3 роки тому +104

    “Welcome, Jack! My name’s back, and you’re watching, um… gay?”
    He a little confused but he got the spirit

  • @slamfam7621
    @slamfam7621 3 роки тому +6121

    First one isn't even that cursed, just sounds like a good comedy sketch.

  • @Matthew_Murray
    @Matthew_Murray 3 роки тому +498

    “But how did you know my name was Pats” that broke me

  • @wallywallace2184
    @wallywallace2184 3 роки тому +841

    Re: the m&ms, skittles, reese's pieces one:
    It's very easy to tell the difference if you give them a little bit of a closer look. Skittles are the most round, reese's pieces are the most flat. Reese's pieces only come in yellow, orange, and brown so naturally if you don't want that you can avoid those three colors all together. You know the purple ones are skittles because there's no purple m&ms. Plus skittles are a brighter shade of the colors than m&ms. Don't know about Reece's pieces but the roundness should be your go to to figure it out.
    However they are still contaminated with the peanuts so just keep that away from any and all people with peanut allergies.

  • @lanzjaredadlawan1560
    @lanzjaredadlawan1560 3 роки тому +59

    "Damn bro, was the singing really that bad?"
    Me: *dies*
    *ad pops up*
    Me: *dies again*

  • @ShroudLight
    @ShroudLight 3 роки тому +778

    Problem: Toddler obstructing path
    The robot: then casually T-poses on the baby

    • @nobodyakacat-girlmario3707
      @nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 3 роки тому +8

      the robot did road roller on the toddler when it got ran over

    • @bleepblock2177
      @bleepblock2177 3 роки тому +8

      DOMINANCE ASSERTED

    • @leenarver2135
      @leenarver2135 3 роки тому

      @@bleepblock2177 lol

    • @Gone29364
      @Gone29364 3 роки тому +2

      @@bleepblock2177 MISSION COMPLETED, NEXT OBJECTIVE : YEET THE CHILD

    • @thegoldenaegis
      @thegoldenaegis 3 роки тому +2

      Well now I'm imagining the robot tea bagging the child

  • @RLgenesis
    @RLgenesis 3 роки тому +1508

    The robot just doesn’t like people in its territory

  • @atdynax
    @atdynax 3 роки тому +33

    Serious anwer to how do mountains grow: Two tectonic plates collide and push the material in between upwards. In this case the Indian plate pushes against the Asian continent.

  • @versatile4445
    @versatile4445 3 роки тому +418

    “Whip out the Waluigi board” that killed me

    • @chopsticksstudios7341
      @chopsticksstudios7341 3 роки тому +7

      Whip out ze Waluigi bard.

    • @TheMcduke40
      @TheMcduke40 2 роки тому +6

      *Imma gonna win.*

    • @V-X0010
      @V-X0010 3 місяці тому +1

      Waluigi! go talk to my dead parents you mario character! also your now a board!

  • @kazzzerusss
    @kazzzerusss 3 роки тому +562

    “Welcome Jack I’m back.”
    _Godzilla had a stroke listening to that and fucking died_

    • @nobodyakacat-girlmario3707
      @nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 3 роки тому +37

      Godzilla keeps having strokes and we don’t know why

    • @kazzzerusss
      @kazzzerusss 3 роки тому +36

      @@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 Because he’s old, he’s a ww2 veteran, he attacked Japan, he served for America, those PTSD’s don’t help.

    • @SparksXtra
      @SparksXtra 3 роки тому +4

      Nice one.

    • @nobodyakacat-girlmario3707
      @nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 3 роки тому +10

      @@kazzzerusss that’s sad. I hope godzilla daddy has a redemption arc in the next godzilla movie 😔😔

    • @kazzzerusss
      @kazzzerusss 3 роки тому +7

      @@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 but Monke has the mutations and Godzilla has those PTSD’s.

  • @ankushds7018
    @ankushds7018 3 роки тому +307

    The mountain is growing because the Indian plate is still colliding with the asian plate. It's growing because of the same reason it has already grown so much.

    • @gggg-hq4td
      @gggg-hq4td 3 роки тому +17

      We think of mountains and terrain overall as something immovable and eternal, aside from exploseives mining etc. but they are constantly moving

    • @ankushds7018
      @ankushds7018 3 роки тому +9

      @@gggg-hq4td yeah, some things are so gradual that we refuse to believe they even happen. Like evolution! Some people just can't comprehend the 3.8 billion years of extremely gradual evolution that made "extremely complex" creatures like us from single celled organisms.

    • @yuzdude5220
      @yuzdude5220 3 роки тому +2

      Looks like someone wasn't paying attention at 6th grade science.

    • @IvanBias24
      @IvanBias24 3 роки тому +1

      Mom, did you put the bodies on mount everest from our back yard again!

    • @Fionacle
      @Fionacle 3 роки тому

      Oh wow thanks!

  • @theuniversalbean9352
    @theuniversalbean9352 3 роки тому +67

    Mountains like everest grow because they're still forming. There's still two tectonic plates moving toward each other forming mount everest

  • @nexus1g
    @nexus1g 3 роки тому +444

    I'm allergic to peanuts, and the first thing I thought of is that'd be like Russian roulette for me.

    • @drorraz7962
      @drorraz7962 3 роки тому +16

      Well it is
      Just when the whole gun is loaded
      Edit:oh wait you mean the post

    • @atadiarosatrini7112
      @atadiarosatrini7112 3 роки тому +5

      This is also a cursed comment

    • @diljotthunder4348
      @diljotthunder4348 3 роки тому +3

      Actually arent reeces pieces yellow and orange don’t eat those the m&ms are chocolate so they’re safe just don’t eat the yellow or orange ones

    • @dreamiinotdream730
      @dreamiinotdream730 3 роки тому +4

      I mean it’s only dangerous if the m and S melt before you get to them

    • @rr2878
      @rr2878 3 роки тому +1

      I will barf if I eat peanuts, I was allergic to Nutalle for 8 years

  • @insertnamehere9558
    @insertnamehere9558 3 роки тому +695

    Once at dinner me and my family were discussing “Ice Pick lobotomy” (where someone will take an ice pick, shove it through your eye, and wiggle it around in hopes of “curing” ADHD, OCD, and depression along with others. This was banned btw) and it came across that JFK’s little sister had one. And, so me being unusually dark, said “The family should get used to things going in their head” and I kid you not, the entire family (of 5) went dead silent. Then my dad laughed.

    • @private6549
      @private6549 3 роки тому +53

      Holy shit but you got my kind of humor!

    • @strife9592
      @strife9592 3 роки тому +35

      Yeah it's blow your mind how many things go into that families heads.

    • @vojtechkorhon4159
      @vojtechkorhon4159 3 роки тому +11

      I heard Trotsky used to do this

    • @carrynwelde1120
      @carrynwelde1120 3 роки тому +7

      Didn't Trotsky get it too
      /j

    • @Xepoza
      @Xepoza 3 роки тому +10

      Gold.

  • @duality6918
    @duality6918 3 роки тому +273

    As the seismic plates shift Mount Everest literally continues to grow taller.

  • @byegamer9700
    @byegamer9700 3 місяці тому +1

    3:21 As a spanish speaker, you speaking Spanish REALLY catched me off guard, i thought for a moment there was someone else at my side XD

  • @paugirones6083
    @paugirones6083 3 роки тому +485

    I feel bad for laughing at Jack's cough-laugh. Sorry.

  • @beefysoul3743
    @beefysoul3743 3 роки тому +125

    The one where the man's mother said "I hope you die" was because she thought he was in pain and wanted him to feel happy. It wasn't because she actually wanted him to die out of hate. That article doesn't tell you the full story.

  • @YoshKnight
    @YoshKnight 3 роки тому +71

    Fun Fact: When there is a lack of genetic diversity in a species, certain mutations are more likely to occur during reproduction. This usually involves a change in a part of the genetic code that causes the color in a certain body part, which leads to real-life shiny pokemon. Alabamians aren't just doing it for fun, they're shiny hunting.

    • @FlameWing-fi1tx
      @FlameWing-fi1tx 3 роки тому +7

      Now that's what I call a fun fact!

    • @FrizellaTheBee
      @FrizellaTheBee 3 роки тому +9

      Gotta catch 'em all!

    • @tryingtostealmynameyesduh5007
      @tryingtostealmynameyesduh5007 3 роки тому +4

      @@FrizellaTheBee r/cursedcomment

    • @tryingtostealmynameyesduh5007
      @tryingtostealmynameyesduh5007 3 роки тому +2

      @@t3al432 God no-

    • @t3al432
      @t3al432 3 роки тому +4

      Ik about blue people but I wanna see red
      Edit: idrk, I think this is all bs
      if you consume a lot of carrots before birth the baby has a slight tint of orange as a newborn but returns to normal soon
      Therefore
      If you consume a crap ton of blood the child should have a slight tint of blood red then return to normal.

  • @bluefeather6784
    @bluefeather6784 3 роки тому +96

    holy fuck when they said “its a good source of” i literally got an ad for vector cereal saying “high protein”

  • @tommybomby4122
    @tommybomby4122 3 роки тому +410

    Asimov's laws of robotics don't mean shit when the thing isn't smart enough to detect its surroundings accurately. even if it could detect its surroundings, it could still kill. there are no universal laws of what a machine can and can't do ethically if you can just program it without the laws

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 роки тому +21

      But if it isn't smart enough to detect its surroundings, than how is killing someone a choice?
      That is, the robot can't really choose to kill someone, can it?

    • @tommybomby4122
      @tommybomby4122 3 роки тому +6

      @@ArcanineEspeon it's not

    • @TomRiddleSimp
      @TomRiddleSimp 3 роки тому +8

      The people who just wanted to laugh- 👁👄👁👍

    • @kelvinyek8799
      @kelvinyek8799 3 роки тому +1

      @@ArcanineEspeon 3000: Are u sure about that

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 3 роки тому +2

      And one of them did kill itself by falling into water, soooo

  • @caseyellison5079
    @caseyellison5079 3 роки тому +187

    When you want to make a funny comment but they are all taken
    "It's time to have a marriage with the Soviet Union!"

  • @OtterPxp
    @OtterPxp 3 роки тому +134

    4:16
    “And it’s the most American thing I’ve ever seen”
    Americans: am I a joke to you

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 3 роки тому +15

      Yes. Yes we are.

    • @claireroberts7170
      @claireroberts7170 3 роки тому +9

      We better be a joke to you,we are hilarious

    • @mementomori4817
      @mementomori4817 3 роки тому +3

      ... i mean .. YES

    • @setyoaomiya7504
      @setyoaomiya7504 3 роки тому +1

      @Jessica Stein can't wait to go global

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 3 роки тому +2

      My version of a mouse trap involves a shotgun. Or a cat. I prefer the cat option because it’s cuter, I can pet it, and cat food is cheaper than ammunition.

  • @titaniumwolf8756
    @titaniumwolf8756 2 роки тому +1

    2:44 Galaxy’s Edge employee: “ Sorry, we don’t serve droids here.”

  • @thetruebadevil
    @thetruebadevil 3 роки тому +175

    3:00 in case anyone genuinely doesn’t know, it’s something about the tectonic plates the mountain is on pushing against each other which forces the mountain upwards and causes it to grow or even move a couple inches/centimeters in some cases. Correct me if I’m wrong though.

    • @neoncreeper5112
      @neoncreeper5112 2 роки тому +8

      Mountain go brrrrrrrr

    • @MarioFaker1
      @MarioFaker1 2 роки тому +9

      Specifically the Indian plate colliding with the Eurasian plate

    • @surreealismm
      @surreealismm 2 роки тому +1

      The More You Know⭐

    • @realNexNot
      @realNexNot 2 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @kyper4110
      @kyper4110 2 роки тому +1

      @@MarioFaker1 no that’s called racism

  • @fateisendemic7862
    @fateisendemic7862 3 роки тому +409

    "German art school denies german artist, regrets it later"
    Hitler was austrian, the Vienna Art School is in Vienna, Austria, ... Yet germany regretted it later, yes.
    Thats like saying that Brits regret voting for trump... Bruh, we two different people.
    Hitler was a fanboy for germany

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 3 роки тому +63

      Austrian art school denies Austrian artist, whole fkng world regrets it later...

    • @axlr8deathpls294
      @axlr8deathpls294 3 роки тому +9

      Technically austrian is a german ethnicity

    • @carlsorrow1438
      @carlsorrow1438 3 роки тому +10

      You forgot that the Germans had a pretty bad view from others after the world wars

    • @m..w6877
      @m..w6877 3 роки тому +1

      Actually wasn’t it a German territory taken by Austria after ww1

    • @Lunetroldborg
      @Lunetroldborg 3 роки тому +1

      @@m..w6877 yes but hitler was born in 1889

  • @BlindingLight
    @BlindingLight 3 роки тому +164

    Fun Fact: Mt. Everest is an SCP, that's why it's growing.

    • @Hekeda
      @Hekeda 3 роки тому +7

      What SCP? 6001?

    • @vanessaatalanta2475
      @vanessaatalanta2475 3 роки тому +5

      @@Hekeda 5140

    • @firestorm5371
      @firestorm5371 3 роки тому +4

      And I thought the dead bodies and the human fecies are responsible for the growth

    • @BlindingLight
      @BlindingLight 3 роки тому +2

      @@firestorm5371 No, you're not wrong. That's the exact reason why its growing.
      It's just that it would be growing slower if those corpses weren't instant death for anyone who touched them.

    • @firestorm5371
      @firestorm5371 3 роки тому +1

      @@BlindingLight It was sarcastic ( English is not my first language )

  • @fireboyfails8481
    @fireboyfails8481 Рік тому +7

    Legends say when he laughs he contracts every disease known to man for 1 second

  • @sophiedenise
    @sophiedenise 3 роки тому +54

    _"Some of these treats are not like the others, some of these treats will melt your heart"_ Jack has a really noice voice ngl

    • @ghostly_cheese4929
      @ghostly_cheese4929 3 роки тому +3

      Buddy!

    • @sophiedenise
      @sophiedenise 3 роки тому +3

      Sup

    • @beedgehog
      @beedgehog 3 роки тому +3

      Agreed. Robin has a better voice tho. What happened to Damien tho?

    • @sophiedenise
      @sophiedenise 3 роки тому +3

      @@beedgehog he has his own channel called DeeLee, go check it out

  • @SpookXCraig
    @SpookXCraig 3 роки тому +224

    "Good suck I gave."
    There are multiple ways to interpret this.

    • @key-shajohlyjoseph9197
      @key-shajohlyjoseph9197 3 роки тому +4

      Tell me? I dont understand. (๑꒪▿꒪)

    • @mushroom355
      @mushroom355 3 роки тому +6

      Bruh I left .000001 seconds after hearing that

    • @simplygeorge3152
      @simplygeorge3152 3 роки тому +9

      @@key-shajohlyjoseph9197 you poor innocent person

    • @key-shajohlyjoseph9197
      @key-shajohlyjoseph9197 3 роки тому +3

      @@simplygeorge3152 im sorry bro I'm twelve aint nun I can do bout it

    • @Unknown-vx6qm
      @Unknown-vx6qm 3 роки тому +3

      @@key-shajohlyjoseph9197 stop the cap im sure u know exactly wat it means 😑

  • @doylela7891
    @doylela7891 3 роки тому +57

    Robot:*sees toddler*
    Also Robot:” ah yes,a crash dummy for testing,dont mind if i do!”

    • @jetbee2912
      @jetbee2912 3 роки тому +2

      Also also robot: ah yes, a smash dummy for testing my size UwU.

    • @moulychourasia5893
      @moulychourasia5893 3 роки тому +1

      Hello there fellow ToG stan
      Ig we also stan the same character

  • @fatherflyntdraws
    @fatherflyntdraws Рік тому +1

    8:59 I watched a video about this a while ago. My memory isn't the best so please correct me if I'm wrong. He wasn't really in a coma, he just couldn't move but everyone thought he was in a coma. and his mom didn't exactly say "I hope you die." I forgot how she worded it, that is kind of what she said, but there was context to it that I don't really know how to explain. The story is really interesting though, I recommend looking it up if you want.

  • @thekrusad3r290
    @thekrusad3r290 3 роки тому +32

    0:16 he missed his chance to scream "EXTERMINATE! EXTEEEERMINAATE!"

  • @puggowuggo8703
    @puggowuggo8703 3 роки тому +298

    mount everest: *Growing*
    global warming: "I'm about to ruin this mans whole career"

    • @jixo6294
      @jixo6294 3 роки тому +31

      So, Mount Everest growing is not due to the snow but rather because when the Indian plate separated from Africa and collided with the Asian subcontinent it pushed the land there upwards which made it so big and is still pushing to this day which causes the mountain to grow

    • @sommi-ep2cn
      @sommi-ep2cn 3 роки тому +10

      @@jixo6294 Shhhhhhh don’t tell them!

    • @puggowuggo8703
      @puggowuggo8703 3 роки тому +1

      @@jixo6294 Ok

    • @avns4910
      @avns4910 3 роки тому +2

      @@jixo6294 they shall not know the truth

    • @mr.e9502
      @mr.e9502 3 роки тому

      Global warming’s REALLY gonna make Everest smell bad.

  • @anarchistgalaxy1857
    @anarchistgalaxy1857 3 роки тому +25

    3:05 The answer is plate tectonics. Mountains are formed, when two plates collide with eachother. Mt. Everest is growing, because the Indian and Asian plates are pushing eachother, making the edges rise up.

    • @lunarei9051
      @lunarei9051 3 роки тому +3

      Finally my 8th grade education about tectonic plates is useful

  • @lucitechrepairs
    @lucitechrepairs Рік тому +1

    "Welcome Jack, my name's back, and-" i think i just had a stroke

  • @hockaj4845
    @hockaj4845 3 роки тому +197

    "Don't like mountains grow of snow laying on the top?"
    No, Emkay. No

    • @mp711ok8
      @mp711ok8 3 роки тому +7

      when he said that it made me want to jump off a cliff

    • @Rotti17
      @Rotti17 3 роки тому +4

      @@mp711ok8 Was the cliff formed by snow?

  • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
    @angelikaskoroszyn8495 3 роки тому +85

    Jack forgot that tectonic plates moving around is a thing

    • @gufo10games.74
      @gufo10games.74 3 роки тому +4

      yep, plate tectonics is a thing that exists and is happening

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 3 роки тому +1

      I think it might be something some people dont know about, or even when they knpw how mountains are created they don't know Mt Everest is still in the process of being made. Like most mountains dont grow anymore

    • @Garchomp808
      @Garchomp808 3 роки тому +1

      @@tatiana4050 it depends on how the plates are moving agenst eachother, im just amazed how everest hasnt stoped yet because its getting so big i think gravity would have stopped it allready

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 3 роки тому +1

      @@Garchomp808 well from what i know, all other mountains were taller once too, (dunno if as tall as Everest) just with wind and other things they are made smaller.
      Everest is the tallest cause its the youngest

    • @Garchomp808
      @Garchomp808 3 роки тому +2

      @@tatiana4050 Erosion has been in effect but not to that scale, erosion is way more evident in some places like deserts, mesa areas and coasts

  • @yohanneshaileselassie4341
    @yohanneshaileselassie4341 3 роки тому +29

    2:58
    To answer your question, the way mountains can grow, is when underground movement (plate tectonics crashing, magma pressure, etc.) pushes rocks up they push anything above them higher and higher over time. But the mountain growth isn’t always annually consistent because of erosion.

  • @miggle2784
    @miggle2784 3 роки тому +6

    6:26 The flat-earther’s skull is so thick it won’t be hurt
    The flat earther has no idea how to aim, and will fire randomly until one of them hits.

  • @thenonkiller2999
    @thenonkiller2999 3 роки тому +92

    “I made a roomba that shoots anything it bumps into”
    It’s all fun and games until it hits somebody’s leg

  • @gfaxy58
    @gfaxy58 3 роки тому +22

    A robot asserting dominance is the funniest and scariest thing to me

  • @NPC-nn4qe
    @NPC-nn4qe 3 роки тому +98

    Those ears together forming a "heart" looked more like a sad, creepy, old man's face to me.

  • @AlexFromElsik
    @AlexFromElsik 2 роки тому +1

    3:03 Its been a year but now since I am a geograply major and we recently had classes about this, I can answer.
    Its because of the process of Mountain Formation (also known as orogenesis'). We've had 3 orogenic movements like this so far.
    1. Caledonian - Cambrian - Devonian period
    2. Hercynian - Devonian - Carboniferous period
    3. Alpine - which started in paleogene period and is active till now
    The growth of mount everest is the result of Alpine oregeny, which as I said is still active. It is a tectonic movement in which pieces of earths crust - called plates - smash against eachother and buckle upwards, kinda like a cars roof.
    Hope that helped!

  • @jdrailfan391
    @jdrailfan391 3 роки тому +49

    3:04 Mountains are caused by 2 tectonic plates colliding, and the 2 tectonic plates that formed Mount. Everest are still colliding, just very slowly.

    • @therewasanattempt1866
      @therewasanattempt1866 3 роки тому +4

      Thank god someone said it

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd 3 роки тому +4

      The entire Himalayan range is still rising. And India is getting shorter (north to south) by nearly that much too.

    • @Vinneyofficial
      @Vinneyofficial 3 роки тому

      Y is literally everyone saying this??Do u think Jack is an idiot and can't Google search?How dare you question the powers of hour beloved host Jack.

    • @zigzaghyena
      @zigzaghyena 3 роки тому

      Earth is a grower, not a shower

    • @shadowofseattle1338
      @shadowofseattle1338 3 роки тому

      Yes but everest legitimately grows from the pile of bodies and frozen shit atop it stuck there

  • @helagrow
    @helagrow 3 роки тому +160

    “And people playing in the US are playing elimination mode”
    Nah fam this is the final boss fight

    • @setyoaomiya7504
      @setyoaomiya7504 3 роки тому +3

      Can't agree. It's still the early stages there

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 3 роки тому +2

      To be fair, there IS a theory that we’re actually in a simulation. Only problem is I don’t know if that’s a legitimate theory or a conspiracy theory.

    • @Arterexius
      @Arterexius 3 роки тому +9

      And you're currently losing. Did ya'll forget to stock up on health potions or were they just too expensive?

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 3 роки тому +3

      Except no one can agree who the final boss is

    • @bluebaron6811
      @bluebaron6811 2 роки тому

      I'm waiting to transfer myself out of Society: America Version. Society: European Version and Society: Far East Version look a lot better, ngl. They got so many quality of life remasters.

  • @lvithan
    @lvithan 3 роки тому +23

    5:49, Jack said that Gru's suit is comprised of the body tissue of 5 male minions. The spacesuit has 10 fingers, which implies that a single male minion has 2... y'know..

  • @Defaultnoobisme
    @Defaultnoobisme 2 роки тому +4

    6:02 yes they can, just bring the ouiji board

  • @quitequeerquesadilla
    @quitequeerquesadilla 3 роки тому +1894

    “Because we like to watch children suffer”
    Children are the funniest people to watch comedically suffer, let’s be honest

    • @Rbotics_01001
      @Rbotics_01001 3 роки тому +85

      Thats the reason i kill orphans

    • @blackfemalev1nce582
      @blackfemalev1nce582 3 роки тому +19

      @@Rbotics_01001 omg

    • @ddc171
      @ddc171 3 роки тому +7

      You're going to hell for that

    • @dio2599
      @dio2599 3 роки тому +70

      @@ddc171 Oh really? God gets to kill his only son and rules over heaven. I kill a few fatherless fuckers and I go to Hell? The audacity.

    • @quitequeerquesadilla
      @quitequeerquesadilla 3 роки тому +18

      @@ddc171 I'm a minor so I'm technically a kid, haha.

  • @Mr.Comedian42069
    @Mr.Comedian42069 3 роки тому +14

    11:51 I have never met someone who sounds like they’re going into cardiac arrest while also having one hell of a good time when they’re laughing

  • @nugget0928
    @nugget0928 3 роки тому +16

    16:32 this is the greatest art style I’ve ever seen. The minimalism makes it simultaneously adorable, ridiculous, and captivating. This is the best goddamn thing.

  • @saffronio
    @saffronio 3 роки тому +40

    I swear to god jack has the best impressions i have ever heard

  • @mussarelinhagames146
    @mussarelinhagames146 3 роки тому +18

    3:07 let me explain
    Above the earth's mantle there are what we call tectonic plates,these are responsible for forming earthquakes, tsunamis, mountains and etc.
    When one tectonic plate collides with another one and ends up "stacking" on the top of the other,mountains are formed,but its a slow process,thats why mount everest grows so slowly.
    Obs:the earth's crust is on top of the tectonic plates.

    • @freyawion5337
      @freyawion5337 3 роки тому

      that's also why earthquakes happen

    • @shivertron
      @shivertron 3 роки тому

      The kerbal space program guy pfp is the best part of this comment

    • @crystal417
      @crystal417 3 роки тому

      NERDDDDD

  • @aigle_grincheux
    @aigle_grincheux 3 роки тому +10

    "Welcome Jack it's me back" is my favorite phrase

  • @FlameWing-fi1tx
    @FlameWing-fi1tx 3 роки тому +85

    Jack's laugh sounds like when you punch a donkey in Minecraft.

  • @jamesderbutler
    @jamesderbutler 3 роки тому +44

    Mountains do grow, actually. They often form where one tectonic plate pushes below another - the Himalaya is one example. And since the plates are always moving, pushing one of them upwards, they grow over time, albeit VERY slowly. In this case it probably is mostly snow and ice.

  • @benjamindyslilaplaige8986
    @benjamindyslilaplaige8986 3 роки тому +8

    Me: *defeats bosses in hollow knight while listening to Jack giving his r/cursedcomments class and actually wins at a hard game*
    Jack: "just say" psspsspss" and I'll come"
    Me: hey teacher why when you said "psspsspss" I won?

  • @graysonkabala551
    @graysonkabala551 3 роки тому +65

    ok, but like, Jack's intros are always the best, just saying, and that goes for his laughs too.

  • @jppt24
    @jppt24 3 роки тому +229

    4:05 It's not 5 million likes, it's 5 thousand likes, "mil" is the portuguese word for "thousand".

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 роки тому +11

      yeah
      unrelated but right after he said 'Depression' my headphones came out causing the video to auto pause. I didn't realize it and it took me a good 20 seconds to realize this wasn't just a dramatic pause XD

    • @Snivyextremo3000
      @Snivyextremo3000 3 роки тому +4

      ...that's spanish...

    • @jppt24
      @jppt24 3 роки тому +4

      @@Snivyextremo3000 It's portuguese

    • @jppt24
      @jppt24 3 роки тому +14

      @@Snivyextremo3000 "2 meses atrás" is portuguese
      "Hace 2 meses" is spanish, that's how I know that it is written is portuguese

    • @Snivyextremo3000
      @Snivyextremo3000 3 роки тому +1

      @@jppt24 oooohhhh, i didn't know that, thanks

  • @applecat8391
    @applecat8391 3 роки тому +35

    "What if we all are just playable characters"
    me : And they choose me ..?

  • @ImRhyThmYx
    @ImRhyThmYx 2 роки тому

    6:40 I love the use of the word eliminate
    “He’s seen enough. Now flop the fetus.”

  • @JayValt
    @JayValt 3 роки тому +14

    15:52
    The fact that Pornhub has a a community that makes me smile more than Twitter disappoints me

  • @DiamondWisps
    @DiamondWisps 3 роки тому +232

    14:48 "He's speedrunning life"
    Teen suicides: Am I a joke to you?

    • @vymston5918
      @vymston5918 3 роки тому +36

      Its a glitchless speedrun so he cant use suicide

    • @alyl.9430
      @alyl.9430 3 роки тому +20

      It's bc suicide is a mod obviously 🙄🤚

    • @nocturno7660
      @nocturno7660 3 роки тому +7

      Yes, that's cheating. get real bruh

    • @Carl-ld5jy
      @Carl-ld5jy 3 роки тому +5

      Dude logging put and deleting your save isn't legit

    • @bjp4869
      @bjp4869 3 роки тому +10

      @@vymston5918 are abortions allowed?

  • @hunterstjean119
    @hunterstjean119 3 роки тому +31

    “Im a caprisun!” “I have cancer” just made me laugh so hard because I’m a cancer too

    • @DanishAlKahfi
      @DanishAlKahfi 3 роки тому

      Hey same! I have a cancer too

    • @Coresixth
      @Coresixth 3 роки тому +1

      @@DanishAlKahfi ahh i see. im a virgin

    • @southsportsdude
      @southsportsdude 3 роки тому

      Same here. Were crabs. How cool.

  • @brycecarr8262
    @brycecarr8262 2 роки тому +1

    3:02 good question, mountains grow as a result of land plates pushing against each other, since the plates are the same they don't sink so instead they crumple up and the rocks rise into mountain formations

  • @Kaisabu
    @Kaisabu 3 роки тому +44

    His laugh sounds like an engine starting

  • @kundziaa
    @kundziaa 3 роки тому +48

    First one reminds me of:
    *The Child must not be an obstacle*

  • @enzoclark241
    @enzoclark241 3 роки тому +23

    Robot: “Boom get out the way, get out the way, get out the way kid”
    Toddler: *screaming and pain noises*

  • @adansaurus609
    @adansaurus609 3 роки тому +17

    3:22 i cant stop laughing at this. As a spanish person i tell this is a very funny joke, so good my country's economy laughed and believe me its dead as fuck

  • @j.munday7913
    @j.munday7913 3 роки тому +26

    "How does a mountain grow?"
    ... plate tectonics?
    :)

    • @arirdepresso7566
      @arirdepresso7566 3 роки тому +2

      Every year, the mountain erects upwards.

    • @Fionacle
      @Fionacle 3 роки тому +1

      Oh man been a while since I learned about those

  • @Bouncyboy901
    @Bouncyboy901 3 роки тому +50

    Lol he said “welcome jack my names back” im dead

  • @gianrc2992
    @gianrc2992 3 роки тому +15

    14:32 Suddenly Mr. Socky becomes Mr. Sucky

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 2 роки тому

      If someone forgot my birthday day I would just put on my fursuit and entered VRchat

  • @CrystalShard9871
    @CrystalShard9871 Рік тому +1

    "Welcome Jack. My name is Back!"
    English 101

  • @s1nn4m0n
    @s1nn4m0n 3 роки тому +24

    Somehow Jack can make things even more cursed

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 3 роки тому +34

    r/cursedcomments: **exists**
    Everyone: 👁👄👁

  • @godbloodspilla7154
    @godbloodspilla7154 3 роки тому +2

    I was laughing through out the whole thing and then the “you are my sunshine” came up and i just fucking shut down.That was the exact thing i sang to my dying husky 10 years ago.

  • @robloxenjoyer6231
    @robloxenjoyer6231 3 роки тому +18

    I cryed when the girl sing "you are my sunshine" while the cat passed away

    • @mrman7038
      @mrman7038 3 роки тому +1

      *cried

    • @dio2599
      @dio2599 3 роки тому

      Cried of laughter right?

  • @MrEmo_69
    @MrEmo_69 3 роки тому +25

    "How does a mountain grow?" Someone didn't pay attention on geography class

    • @t3al432
      @t3al432 3 роки тому +3

      Neither did my male human creator, he thinks it's just maps ._.

    • @PolychromaticZero
      @PolychromaticZero 3 роки тому +3

      Ye, we all know the Himalayas is growing bc the indian plate is still pushing against the eurasian plate, causing the mountains to continue to rise,

    • @MrEmo_69
      @MrEmo_69 3 роки тому +2

      @@PolychromaticZero indeed my fellow roblox player

    • @firestorm5371
      @firestorm5371 3 роки тому +2

      Dead bodies and human fecies

    • @firestorm5371
      @firestorm5371 3 роки тому +1

      I might add that it is a real problem for the environment

  • @tailablu3585
    @tailablu3585 3 роки тому +4

    The voice acting during that socky segment was unironically so good when he said "you *LIAR*" I felt that

  • @Ubercentraltf2
    @Ubercentraltf2 2 роки тому +8

    1:49 *Austrian art school rejects Austrian artist and regrets it later.

  • @svenkrisenberg6684
    @svenkrisenberg6684 3 роки тому +15

    Mount Everest was formed when the Indian and Eurasian tectonic plates collided. They are still pushing into each other, hence why Mount Everest is able to grow

  • @evanlerat861
    @evanlerat861 3 роки тому +20

    "You can't die from covid though lol"
    "Almost 300,000 Americans would disagree with you"
    "They can't"
    Erm what about the close relatives that witnessed????

    • @sltrskid
      @sltrskid 3 роки тому +3

      they can't either because they didn't die from it, duh

    • @oofoof2484
      @oofoof2484 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @evanlerat861
      @evanlerat861 3 роки тому

      @@sltrskid but the relatives did witness one of their relatives die from covid cause that person had covid and they knew about it, if that makes any sense

    • @sltrskid
      @sltrskid 3 роки тому

      @@evanlerat861 i get what you're saying but my reply was a joke

    • @evanlerat861
      @evanlerat861 3 роки тому

      @@sltrskid I knew it was a joke I just felt that I had to explain myself a bit better cause I don't explain my thoughts very well, Sorry 😅

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 3 роки тому +13

    9:03 I remember looking this up a while ago. It's, well it's still kinda depressing, but not for the reasons you think. When his mother said that to him, she was under the impression that he was just an empty shell that used to be her son, because that's what the doctors had told her when he first went into a nonresponsive state (not actually a coma, something far, far worse; basically he was still technically alive, but all of his higher brain functions had shut off). However, what they _didn't_ know was that he had actually woken up soon after the diagnosis. However, he couldn't move or talk, so no one noticed. He was literally trapped in his own body, watching the world go on around him, unable to interact with it, with everyone thinking he was completely braindead. As far as those around him were aware, the person he was was gone, but they still had the responsibility of taking care of this empty shell. Eventually it got to be too much for his mother, and, thinking he couldn't hear her or be hurt by her words, she took some of her frustration out on him. It took 12 years and being put into a nursing home before someone realized there was a consciousness in there (they noticed his eyes seemed to be moving in a way that didn't line up with him being mindless), and he's said that he doesn't blame his mother for saying this.
    Tl;dr: I'm bad at summarizing. Go look it up for yourself, he has a TED Talk

    • @mescuse
      @mescuse 2 роки тому +1

      I saw this like 10 hours go tf

    • @LarryTheTugaGamer1511
      @LarryTheTugaGamer1511 8 місяців тому +1

      3 years late, but I saw a video on this! The guy motivates people with his story, now (I think).

  • @kalahatze
    @kalahatze 3 роки тому +1

    Mountains are formed when tectonic plates collide and force each other up. If the plates are still moving closer together the mountain will keep growing.

  • @hav1n254
    @hav1n254 3 роки тому +7

    14:08 Ngl that is the sweetest thing ever

  • @felixargyle3194
    @felixargyle3194 3 роки тому +12

    3:12 the tectonic plates move together and since they can’t go into each other they go up and that’s how mountains are formed I think

  • @jixo6294
    @jixo6294 3 роки тому +13

    Hey Jack here's your question about the Mount Everest growing. So basically, Mount Everest growing is not due to the snow but rather because when the Indian plate separated from Africa and collided with the Asian subcontinent it pushed the land there upwards which made it so big and is still pushing to this day which causes the mountain to grow.

  • @BabyPunkPi
    @BabyPunkPi 3 роки тому +2

    ACTUAL pro tip: when someone knocks of the bathroom door, say “occupied” :)

    • @vixster6977
      @vixster6977 3 роки тому +1

      actual pro tip: open the door

    • @lainlover.l
      @lainlover.l 3 роки тому

      nonononono 𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙐𝘼𝙇 pro tip, scream as loud as you can

    • @Verdantixx
      @Verdantixx 3 місяці тому

      the most actual pro tip you got 3 years late: scream "daddy" then fart horrifically loud

  • @thatguy9186
    @thatguy9186 3 роки тому +79

    Emkay - “The inability to say no does not mean consent”
    Me - oh shit my bad, eh she’s mute she can’t tell anybody

    • @eagletgriff
      @eagletgriff 3 роки тому +2

      Yoooooooo

    • @Fionacle
      @Fionacle 3 роки тому +10

      He didn’t say mute people can’t consent, he just said not to assume the lack of a no means yes
      Even if he did mean exclusively verbal consent, you shouldn’t assume a mute person is okay with something and if they sign or nod or write yes those are all forms of consent
      The lack of verbal consent doesn’t necessarily mean yes or no, but he’s saying to not assume it means yes
      Sorry I know you were just joking around I’m just big on consent stuff

    • @Evanxbdlt
      @Evanxbdlt 2 роки тому

      Very bad attempt of making a cursed comment.
      I have nothing cursed here