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@ Infinite Universe To sum up what they sound like, this is what they sound like: Qamhj!gnsbncsjk!scyjmsjcyjrcileheyfjmgcjkmssdhchjmashdkhcgsdkufhwedhmmchssklchmejwdjchhnssdhcj!
I love how they say You're supposed to ride with the flow of traffic that way you can't see when the guy behind you is about to run into you and have absolutely no chance of getting out of the way. At least if you ride it against the flow of traffic you can see if a car is about to smash into you and have some chance of jumping out of the way instead of having to be entirely reliant on the Motor Vehicle drivers coming up behind you for your safety
@Admiral Lewdiepie replies to your comments He thrives in a place called insta as @themarkdeck and has a cosy apartment on UA-cam as @TheClick. Whatever stuff you do with him please don't have premarital eye contact or holding hands. You are a wholesome Christian ; he is not please keep that in mind.
Just because you sad Don't make u unhappy It just make you saddened to the point of "why" and manical laughter happens shortly after I am very experienced
*Squee*, the primal feeling when something is cute and all you can do is make weird noises. Not to be confused with *Wheek*, the call of the guinea pig. Seriously, what happened to this term...
@@cocoplaysz8052 I had gpigs as a teenager, my "pre-cats", since my dad was allergic. I nailed that high pitch wheek, but sadly, my voice is too out of shape to hit that high note anymore. Miss my gpigs. My best bud, Pete, was cremated and I'm hoping he goes with me and my cats to space after I pass.
"How strict is your sexual harassment policy?" It's crazy because I read a story about a woman who ask that question. She wasn't trying to be hired, one of the managers doing the interview was having an affair with the woman's mother, a manager from another company, and wanted to expose him.
@@thisisasupersayin376 lol not alot of other ppl understood that Also it was created in the 17th century by windows the name created by puting windows and dingbats together
@@StellaNauta3109 I've stopped fighting against whoosh being a multi-platform term, but you could at least apply it correctly. Please only use whoosh for people not understanding a joke.
@@nikkiofthevalley Thanks for the consideration, but i will embrace my insanity, as it is my strength. You're a nice person and i hope you have a nice day.
@@Denver4570 the first part is.. uh.. worrying. The second, wholesome. Also, for your wholesomeness, here's a wholesome vid from r/furry: www.reddit.com/r/furry/comments/hizm75/love_will_hold_us_together_a_slideshow_showcasing/?
@@nikkiofthevalley Do not remind me of those who took my sanity in the first place, thank you and. please care for someone else, as i do not deserve your kindness.
“Oh no he said wing dings” This WAS gonna be a joke about the old undertale fandom until I saw “dings” is autocorrected to “dongs” and now I’m thinking about bird wings having dongs
@@firecat2463 are you kidding me right now. First? On a reply? First? First????? God holy shit you must be really fun at parties. "First to the punch bowl!" "First to the coat room!" "First to the couch!!!" Please. Do everyone a favor and never comment "first" on anything ever again. Ever.
9:37 Yeah, it's called Cute Aggression. The feeling is so overwhelming that your brain wants to defuse the situation with aggression, like squeezing or trying to 'eat' the cute thing.
I think it says something that when Damien said 'Bee butt' he sounded exactly like someone I know. That someone I know would also totally say something like that.
6:52 "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!" context: my mom got pregnant by this like 70 year old man while her and my step dad were idk how to explain it other than friends with benefits. well, that man left my mom after getting her pregnant with me and then fell in love with my grandmother. neither of my parents know i know this. i could break my family more than it already is by one simple vine. my dad is now dead, i never got to know him. but i call my step dad my dad bc he raised me so-.
EmKay: I can’t stop speaking in WingDings Me, who really likes deep lore Tumblr posts that use WingDings to talk about Gaster and had to learn WingDings to satiate my hunger for more posts: ❄️👇✌️☠️😐💧
7:26 - As a rider, I can confirm this! In fact, it is quite customary to kit the tires of a new/used bike before purchasing as a sign of respect for our mounts and to pay tribute to our ancestors! Additionally, the neutral position being between first and second is to represent the difference in speed gained be kicking the lesser utilized nut, and thus the animal is less accustomed to it! Side note: Scooters are descendants of ostriches, being that their balls cannot be kicked from a riding position!
"Trick Shot" Throws a knife that whizzes past and gives everyone's hair a bowl cut before hitting a gas tank and blowing up because of the heat of the knife.
I just realized your name sounds like “m kay” which means “ok” and that’s why your picture is a ok sign hand Dear Arceus how did it take me so long to realize that
Fun fact, if you want to stop biting you nails, amputating your arms *is* a viable option, there is a company that sells robotic arms for about the same amount you'd pay for a therapist, except now you have a cool robot arm.
"I wonder what wingdings sound verbally." Me: ".... You just had to ask, huh? Well then, guess we need entry #13 from Undertale to say what it says. In wingdings."
10:20
In Geri’s Game, an old man plays chess against himself.
Wait like that one old Pixar short?
Mr Omega
Yes.
Geri’s Game is the name of the short.
mk
EmKay*
geri is dead now. feel old yet?
" Youre now single and in jail. " - Damien 2019
Yes
And then he gets a man by dropping a soap
Yes lovelt
"The Gentleman's not recognized." - Adam "Bug Eyes" Schiff
not again...
little fun fact: when they say virgins blood on rituals, it doesn't mean virgin literally, it means someone who hasn't participated in a ritual before
Sacrifice me end me eternal suffering end it Red Radish
interesting thank you Red Raddish
Wait, how would you know that?
@@baskhd336 years of rituals, but you didn't ear that from me
If you got a virgin that's never done rituals before, would the blood be 2x more powerful or 4x more powerful? Uh, asking for a friend... >.>
"Jesus, rub my prostate" is probably my favorite sentence from any of these episodes 😂😂😂
Damien “ It’s not a good idea to play Russian roulette by your self.”
Me “ Ok I’ll play with a friend.”
Just finished my 6th game I’m on a 6 game win streak St. Louis Cardinals style
Playing russian rulette by yourself is not russian rulette. Thats suicide.
maybe load all 6 barrels before you start playing, it makes it a little more intresting
My little brother's favorite bath toys
1. Toaster
2. Radio
Hey. Mine was a tv until they made it fat
4. The blood of his enemies
5. Mom’s hairdryer
ruh roh
I don't see what the problem is those are my favorite bath toys, all of them
Plague doctor is absolutely a viable career choice
See what u do is make a mutant virus and make yourself a plague doctor
I'm late but 100% agree
Technically that's just a doctor.
And a good scp
You sir have the pestilence I must cure you
"I wonder what WingDings sound like." The phone: *The app Gaster wants to use your location*
Pfffffffft
wow thanks for all the likes. i've never even come close to 15, not even 25.
@ Infinite Universe
To sum up what they sound like, this is what they sound like:
Qamhj!gnsbncsjk!scyjmsjcyjrcileheyfjmgcjkmssdhchjmashdkhcgsdkufhwedhmmchssklchmejwdjchhnssdhcj!
🔹🔷⬛️
Translation:sup
Ice Feather sup geno
"I wonder what.wing-dings.sound like verbally?"
*The entire undertale fandom would like to know your location*
Here
Have two replies so your comment gets more attention
Have three
Na fam, you’ve got 4
Get five
Me: realises that r/noahgettheboat exist.
He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit
The Gamer bj aslv
(Me
『NightLight』 What?
@@jonathanriez2898 he had a stroke
@『NightLight』 Y/Ihadastroke
(Im linking Subcomments)
Lol really
“I wonder what Wingdings sound like verbally!”
*Laughs in Gaster*
Time stamp is 2:55
Æñßüç
Congrats, you stole my comment
Oh and it's only the beginning.
@Havoc the Demon no
"What are you doing step-bee?"
"what are you doing step-flower?"
Subreddit: CursedComments
“Awww, look how cute he is”
Yep, it’s Damien time.
Dude at 3:17 it's not O blood , it's O negative blood
@@sainath66666 OH GOD OH NO
The pizza is burning
@@mikentikes11 lol
Damien*
GamingwithS 21
Fixed.
When I donate blood they always ask annoying questions
“What blood type?”
“Whose blood is it?”
“Where did you get it?”
“ Why is it in a bucket?”
Type O
Some hungry dissidents
The Gulag
How else would i bring it?
Pig's Blood
Oh... God no
Nikolas Maslan’s blood in a bucket
Nikolas Maslan “why does it taste so good
11:36
Eyeless Jack just wanted to give back 👀
I love how they say You're supposed to ride with the flow of traffic that way you can't see when the guy behind you is about to run into you and have absolutely no chance of getting out of the way. At least if you ride it against the flow of traffic you can see if a car is about to smash into you and have some chance of jumping out of the way instead of having to be entirely reliant on the Motor Vehicle drivers coming up behind you for your safety
This video shall be cursed until the end of time itself
@Admiral Lewdiepie replies to your comments hopefully not the ones of age of empires 1 XD
Hododo! Hododo! Hoioio!
*Laughs in click 's uwu voice*
Ah beginners
This video will end time itself
@Admiral Lewdiepie replies to your comments
He thrives in a place called insta as @themarkdeck and has a cosy apartment on UA-cam as @TheClick.
Whatever stuff you do with him please don't have premarital eye contact or holding hands. You are a wholesome Christian ; he is not please keep that in mind.
420 Likes!
Give humans freedom, I said.
*It’ll be fun, I said.*
wondering how the hell you haven't taken it away yet
@@superbloxian502 he really should
@Havoc the Demon wait that wasn't 2020 or 2021? I am now very scared.
you are not dead, they said
you shall come back, they said
@@superbloxian502 it's called free will
7:40 plot twist: that’s not a gun
4:30
Me: *gets close and whispers*
Ya like jizz~?
Damian : *Now I'm sad*
Also Damian : *_laughes maniacally_*
Just because you sad
Don't make u unhappy
It just make you saddened to the point of "why" and manical laughter happens shortly after
I am very experienced
“I wonder what Wingdings sound like” and I’m over here having listened to undertale comic dubs like ‘I think I know.’
IKR?! XD
I was just about to comment that! 😂 Good to know there are more of us here.
S a m e. Lol
*bop bop bop*
*AUUUUUOOOOOOOOO*
11:44 this struck a nerve in me, reminds me of that sick cat killer from the documentary‘don’t f*ck with cats’
If my hometown is included, they absolutely need to add the rail yard with all the csx engines
This guy just looked up what amount of people makes two hundred kidneys.
Aulern at least 5 lol
@@girlgamer6678
I mean...youre not wrong....but that number still infuriates me
Antiplier Fangirl XD
100 2 kidneys per person
*Squee*, the primal feeling when something is cute and all you can do is make weird noises. Not to be confused with *Wheek*, the call of the guinea pig.
Seriously, what happened to this term...
i have guinea pigs
Bring Squee Back: a petition
@@EmKay I'm joining the petition
@@cocoplaysz8052 I had gpigs as a teenager, my "pre-cats", since my dad was allergic. I nailed that high pitch wheek, but sadly, my voice is too out of shape to hit that high note anymore. Miss my gpigs. My best bud, Pete, was cremated and I'm hoping he goes with me and my cats to space after I pass.
@@TheDarwinProject1 sad but cute my guinea pigs names are Guna and charlie
Sometimes, just sometimes, Damien is more cursed than the comments
"How strict is your sexual harassment policy?"
It's crazy because I read a story about a woman who ask that question. She wasn't trying to be hired, one of the managers doing the interview was having an affair with the woman's mother, a manager from another company, and wanted to expose him.
Damien, I didn't ever saw a more accurate voice cover than in 8:59. That giggling and Richards face had me in tears, thank you.
Guess what
2:32
"I wanna live in one of the eyes. And I'll have a fire and everything"
*megalovania intensifies*
Blue fire*
*_B L U E F I R E_*
NICE
*don't*
I live in indonesia
9:33 imagine him saying that with SUPER wide eyes looking down on the cat with a sinister smile
3:03 "I wonder what Wingdings sound like verbally"
*_Gaster noises intensify_*
it makes my heart cry whenever damien sees cute animals and makes *the sound*
It's literally the best thing ever he's such a wholesome hooman c':
Damian: I wonder what wing dings sound like verbally
W.d. Gaster: let me introduce myself
thats literally how I felt
Undyne holy moly cristmas glory your alive
@@shronkler1994 sameee
"I wonder what wingdings sounds like"
It's not a verbal language but a font
THANK YOU
@@thisisasupersayin376 lol not alot of other ppl understood that
Also it was created in the 17th century by windows the name created by puting windows and dingbats together
R/woooosh
@@StellaNauta3109 I've stopped fighting against whoosh being a multi-platform term, but you could at least apply it correctly. Please only use whoosh for people not understanding a joke.
My favorite Damien quote"what's this,it's napalm.merry criblis. He said it as criblis too
Smol brain: gives bad kids c4.
Big brain: napalm sticks to kids
He already give coal to naughty kids.
A nordern reference, nice.
*_[NOAH! GET THE BOAT!! I'M ABOUT TO DROWN SOME CHILDREN!!!]_*
[BENJAMIN....GET THE MUSKET]
@Admiral Lewdiepie replies to your comments Naw let's just warp to homeworld
Ruby, since when do you wacht reddit. I thought only su vids
*TO HOMEWORLD*
(why do I see you everywhere)
Me: can go to the indonesian skull rock formation
Me :" why do i hear symbols?"
How can you hear symbols?? I am so confused.. And concerned for your sanity.
@@nikkiofthevalley Thanks for the consideration, but i will embrace my insanity, as it is my strength. You're a nice person and i hope you have a nice day.
@@Denver4570 the first part is.. uh.. worrying. The second, wholesome. Also, for your wholesomeness, here's a wholesome vid from r/furry: www.reddit.com/r/furry/comments/hizm75/love_will_hold_us_together_a_slideshow_showcasing/?
@@nikkiofthevalley Do not remind me of those who took my sanity in the first place, thank you and. please care for someone else, as i do not deserve your kindness.
@@Denver4570 ook either furries took your sanity or redditors did. K then.
5:37, how many people leave their lights on Halloween, but don’t even answer
“Oh no he said wing dings”
This WAS gonna be a joke about the old undertale fandom until I saw “dings” is autocorrected to “dongs” and now I’m thinking about bird wings having dongs
Xyuck what’s undertale?
ᴋᴇʟʟʏ ʟɪɴᴅʏ a video game
Why did this make me laugh...?
ᴋᴇʟʟʏ ʟɪɴᴅʏ I cant tell if this is a joke or you have literally been living under a rock
tnx for the free nigtmare!
"how strict is the sexual harassment policy?"
*"Hhhhhh"*
8:19 id enter the interview with a shovel and fake blood on my suit and say “where’s the best place to hide a body?”
"live in the eye, light a fire"
*MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES*
Also the fact that Damian says he speakin in wingdings after livin in there
"Cats can't use guns"
Someone hasn't seen The Plague Dogs.
TraditionalAviator first
@@firecat2463 are you kidding me right now. First? On a reply? First? First????? God holy shit you must be really fun at parties. "First to the punch bowl!"
"First to the coat room!"
"First to the couch!!!"
Please. Do everyone a favor and never comment "first" on anything ever again. Ever.
"Holy shiz you freaking killed him dude!"
Geri's game was the old dude playing chess against himself, from a while ago
'it's not a good idea to play russian roulette by yourself'. when is russian roulette a good idea?
@@SeagullsGather i mean with nerf guns and some dumbass friends its hysterical, otherwise its a bad idea
he's probably dead now huh
What did that play before... Bug's Life or something along those lines, right?
9:37 Yeah, it's called Cute Aggression. The feeling is so overwhelming that your brain wants to defuse the situation with aggression, like squeezing or trying to 'eat' the cute thing.
“I wonder what winddings sounds like verbally” has me in disbelie.
"Alexa rub my prostate"
*Alexa comes up* "sorry I'm not sure"
I forget Alexa was on 'hands-free mode'
r/cursedcomments
*attaches hands*
Me an intellectual: germs is the old word for bacteria, small pox is a viral disease, not bacterial. Get rekt boomer.
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
4:02
Red Sled Redemption
I think it says something that when Damien said 'Bee butt' he sounded exactly like someone I know. That someone I know would also totally say something like that.
"r/CursedComments | *noah... get the boat"*
Damien, is this r/CursedComments or r/NoahGetTheBoat?
Both
I think it's just coursed comments cuz i think on noahgetheboat there is some memes
It's cursed comments, because noah get the boat is much, much more cursed *shivers*
@@axlzubia5505 "I love my my dead fetus children who've I've aborted, look!"
both 😎 we're talkin SEO, baby!!
EmKay reading "Uwu" and "Owo" out loud is the height of my existence.
He has a name yk
“I wonder what Wing Dings sounds like verbally?”
*Goes to the comments to look for my fellow undertale fandom brethren*
hi! I'm ink. the creator of all au's!
Lol
Hey there fellow underbrother
hoi
This gives me an itch on the roof of my mouth that only a gun can itch
Christmas: *exist*
Damien: merry chrimles
4:16
Merry crisis.
@@InsanePigeon merry Chrysler
"It's not red, chief. It's in the family of that shade but no."
Damien, how do you know?
2:57 the monsters called numer uno
0:03 DAMIEN'S A MINECRAFT ANVIL?!?!
Damien: *talks about the colour of a clitoris*
Me: *confused as to how he has this information*
Yes, because Damien has never come within shooting distance of one of those things
@@lump_king3598 bro what 👀
@@Likiita ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
6:52
"YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!"
context:
my mom got pregnant by this like 70 year old man while her and my step dad were idk how to explain it other than friends with benefits. well, that man left my mom after getting her pregnant with me and then fell in love with my grandmother. neither of my parents know i know this. i could break my family more than it already is by one simple vine. my dad is now dead, i never got to know him. but i call my step dad my dad bc he raised me so-.
Were you the person who wrote that comment or did you just feel like sharing your conception story with the internet?
@@Thenoobestgirl nah that's my story💪💪
0:36 that doesn't stop me from biting them.
*anonymous hero donates 200 Human kidneys*
Me: I see that Eyeless Jack was finally able to accomplish his life goal
Aint he still humans eyes?
EmKay: I can’t stop speaking in WingDings
Me, who really likes deep lore Tumblr posts that use WingDings to talk about Gaster and had to learn WingDings to satiate my hunger for more posts: ❄️👇✌️☠️😐💧
7:26 - As a rider, I can confirm this! In fact, it is quite customary to kit the tires of a new/used bike before purchasing as a sign of respect for our mounts and to pay tribute to our ancestors! Additionally, the neutral position being between first and second is to represent the difference in speed gained be kicking the lesser utilized nut, and thus the animal is less accustomed to it!
Side note: Scooters are descendants of ostriches, being that their balls cannot be kicked from a riding position!
3:15 i legit thought the brother was kind enough to give his life for the sister and jim Clark thought it was sweet
0:23 even more relevant now
Turning primal when seeing a cute cat
That is the reason my cat hates me
I think i've beaten every record of how high human pitch can be
you are NOT human.
EmKay Ah! I knew it
mariah carey
2:11 holy crap, I just imagined the position you have to get in to do that and I- well, I did blow some air through my nose.
Damn, I blew some air through my nose from your description of a silent chuckle.
So we’re just done with phrasing?
Bro has to do a Sonic Spinball to do that 💀💀💀
"Trick Shot"
Throws a knife that whizzes past and gives everyone's hair a bowl cut before hitting a gas tank and blowing up because of the heat of the knife.
At 1 min or so you said "Alexa, rub my prostate " and my Amazon dot said "Mmm i don't know that" and could not stop laughing for like 5 min. Thank you
Geri's game is pixar short where an old man plays chess against himself
I play Uno against myself and people think that’s sad and weird
stolen comment smh
Pretty much Palpatine
Damien be like:
*W H E E Z E*
Ok
I love Damien's laugh
The ah-ha-ha sound gets me every time LOL
I have an uncle who lights his farts on fire
That's how he got divorced 5 times
Inspiring fella
Grape tomatoes
I didn't even know that was possible!
“Great I can turn my butt into a flame thrower!”
Me: just eat Taco Bell
"noah...get the boat."
*sighs* aye aye captain.
Imma be honest, watched a few of theses reddit videos, laughed so much my neck started hurting
9:00 I flipped my phone as he flipped the image
Lmao same, I was like "the fuck?"
Big brain
listen to Gasters voice text, he speaks in Wingdings
I am wheezing with laughter just watching this
That plague one hits hard now. But the rest were hilarious lol
I just realized your name sounds like “m kay” which means “ok” and that’s why your picture is a ok sign hand
Dear Arceus how did it take me so long to realize that
Pikachu: same bruh
WAIT WHAT I NEVER KNEW THAT
Ah,
I have been enlightened today.
woah i thought it was just a nickname and a random pfp!
It’s like mr Mackey from south park
Damien, no, the title should be "So many curses it's like a witch house"
this is accurate
Damien's wheeze makes.my day better
Me: whats the difference between a orphan and a apple?
My freind: what?
Me: the apple gets picked.
Hahaha funny i am
9:30 : Realizing he’s kitten-sexual.
Wait! No don't screw kittens!
Kitty! 😍😍😍 So cute! 😻😻😻
FURRY DETECTED!
@@thatonegaminglatias4345 A furry? Now I can pet him! 😊😺
The Smol Revinder Child ur innocence is ruined...
So... If I sacrifice the virgins to the demons in the eye, I'll become Gaster.
Sounds cool.
Fun fact, if you want to stop biting you nails, amputating your arms *is* a viable option, there is a company that sells robotic arms for about the same amount you'd pay for a therapist, except now you have a cool robot arm.
"I wonder what wingdings sound verbally."
Me: ".... You just had to ask, huh? Well then, guess we need entry #13 from Undertale to say what it says. In wingdings."
3:32 up until this moment, this was the most wholesome thing I’ve seen in a long time
So goldfish eat their own eggs, is that where the term "the snack that smiles back" come from?
The snack that smiles back, *CHILDREN*
6:54 my game plan is just having the family there and boom the arguments start
Oop-
Thumbnail had me DYING ngl 😂
I hummed the “Emkay song” randomly today.
It’s very catchy
Edit: it’s actually a song from Cuphead my bad 😅
Btw it's actually from Cuphead
Enigmatix the Cringe Champion oh my bad thanks for telling me
Your profile pic is Roald and your name is Big Daddy
3:30
Oh.. That "died" at the end is edited into the post...
Thank God..
It's been a while since a funny video actually made me laugh..... it looks like a wookie testicle.....it got me. Actually laughed out loud.
LETS GO DAMIEN HAS RETURNED