Tim Hawkins - Singing the Wrong Lyrics

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    Tim Hawkins does stand up comedy about mishearing lyrics.
    From the Full Range of Motion comedy special.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 181

  • @kyliepollert8341
    @kyliepollert8341 5 років тому +134

    My mom always thought "Dude looks like a lady" was "Do the funky lady"

  • @nicholasonciul5770
    @nicholasonciul5770 4 роки тому +86

    I forgot what the real lyrics were after watching this.

  • @sheilaf5732
    @sheilaf5732 2 роки тому +15

    Instead of the lyrics "Michael rowed the boat ashore"...I sang "My goat knows the bowling score". LOL

  • @shirleygiordano7627
    @shirleygiordano7627 5 років тому +147

    This is halarious. I literally used to say,, "there's a bathroom, on the right!" When I was little, instead of, "there's a bad moon, on the rise!" That is so funny, I can relate so well!

    • @abc784
      @abc784 5 років тому +6

      I got the bad moon part correct but I always thought it was a bad moon on the right. But that song has so much potential for error. Baboon, bathroom, bad one, bad dude Etc haha

    • @jacoblakins6628
      @jacoblakins6628 5 років тому +3

      My mom used to sing exactly that too!

    • @DemonChild_111
      @DemonChild_111 4 роки тому +1

      My dad apparently always sang this

    • @czntrm
      @czntrm 4 роки тому +3

      EXACTLY! I thought it was bathroom on the right as well! I'm so relieved I'm not alone on that! 😥

    • @hardwickhaven
      @hardwickhaven 4 роки тому +3

      When I first herd it I thought it was baboon on the right and so I started singing it and then my mom was like it's theres a bad moon on the rise and I was like but that makes no sense mom a moon can't kill you but a baboon can cuze its don't go out tonight it's bound to take your life theres a bad moon on the rise I even sometimes still sing that there's a baboon on the right lol😂

  • @rob8872
    @rob8872 4 роки тому +22

    Anything by Elton John is difficult to understand.

  • @CharleneEmerymyers-OwenFAM
    @CharleneEmerymyers-OwenFAM 4 роки тому +10

    I thought secret agent man was secret Asian man

  • @Pixel_Puppy
    @Pixel_Puppy 5 років тому +65

    Every fall out boy fan understands this a little to well

  • @stephenpierce9160
    @stephenpierce9160 3 роки тому +22

    I remember singing about Kenny Rogers “four hundred children and a crop in the field.” No wonder Lucille left him.

  • @funmomma123
    @funmomma123 5 років тому +48

    My mom got all mad when Gwen Stefani came out with, "ain't no hall of fat girls".... no mom. Just, no.

    • @kyliepollert8341
      @kyliepollert8341 5 років тому +1

      Did you correct her and say "It's "I ain't no Hollaback girl", Mom?"

    • @funmomma123
      @funmomma123 5 років тому +7

      @@kyliepollert8341 some things are better left unsaid lol. She was ready to write her a letter lol.

    • @sarawinardi6745
      @sarawinardi6745 5 років тому +1

      kate 😆😆😆

    • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
      @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 4 роки тому +3

      I thought she said “I ain’t no halibut, girls!”

    • @Incadazant01
      @Incadazant01 3 роки тому +1

      I mean, she's not wrong, right?

  • @smallsavage1297
    @smallsavage1297 3 роки тому +9

    Dude this is hilarious. Y'all know that "God is on the Move" song, where it goes "God is on the move, on the move, hallelujah; God is on the move in many mighty ways" I literally used to say "God is on the moon" but I thought that didn't make sense, so then I thought it was "God is on the roof" and somehow that made more sense lolll

  • @katemaloney4296
    @katemaloney4296 4 роки тому +16

    I have a good one for you: For years, when Linda Ronstadt's version of "Ooo Baby Baby" came on, my cousin would sing, "I'm just a brown-eyed animal roped" (instead of "I'm just about at the end of my rope). To this day I sing the same words and my daughter loses it every time; she thinks it's the funniest thing.
    And for the record, I thought the lyric to "Rocket Man" was: "Rocket Man, burning up the headlights of pheromones"--whatever the heck that means!

  • @toriann56
    @toriann56 5 років тому +41

    Thank you Tim Hawkins for making me laugh each time I see a video of yours...

  • @emmab23791
    @emmab23791 2 роки тому +5

    the real lyrics: “I’m going way beyond myself” what I thought: “I’m pouring gravy on myself”

  • @Tim_the_Enchanter
    @Tim_the_Enchanter 3 роки тому +8

    I went to school with a kid who thought Paul McCartney was singing, "When I'm six-feet-four."
    I said, "Vince, it's "When I'm 64."
    He said, "That's stupid."
    And it was.

  • @HartAngel5
    @HartAngel5 3 роки тому +11

    As a kid I sang: Four callee burrs, three prenshuns, two internal dogs, and a partridge in a pear tree!!!!

  • @savedsinner0345
    @savedsinner0345 5 років тому +18

    My grandmother...... she heard Attention by Charlie Puth, and God knows how... she managed to hear "You just want a session! You don't want my love!" Instead of "You just want Attention! You don't want my love!" So my cousin tells her that those are the wrong words, but gets distracted and can't tell her what the real words are. Life goes on and we're in the car and my grandma starts singing: "You just wanna touch it! You don't want my love!" And we all screamed "GRANDMA!!"
    I think she finally has it, but... she's a piece of work.. she's a young grandma too, so it's not like it's just old age...

  • @SonnyGTA
    @SonnyGTA 3 роки тому +6

    Dirty Deeds and The Thunder Chief!

  • @alicejohnson9709
    @alicejohnson9709 4 роки тому +13

    I had the national anthem messed up for years. Thought it was "The land of the free and the home of the bridge."

  • @PrincessLorie
    @PrincessLorie 5 років тому +27

    I caught this older clip at 5:30 am and nearly choked myself trying to keep my laugh quiet so I wouldn't wake up my husband. Inliterly snorted water out of my nose. You are too hysterical, Tim. 😂

  • @philiproyd6563
    @philiproyd6563 3 роки тому +6

    How about mishearing a line from "I'd Rather Have Jesus."
    "I'd rather have Jesus, than menopause."

  • @slawomirsokolowski2779
    @slawomirsokolowski2779 2 роки тому +3

    "the horse with no brain".... absolutely howling now, at midnight!! Nearly woke my daughter :D :D :D

  • @michaelragusa870
    @michaelragusa870 4 роки тому +10

    So glad there's a BABOON instead of a BATHROOM on the right 😂

  • @brianbenoit6883
    @brianbenoit6883 3 роки тому +10

    "Don't let your son, go down on me."
    "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy."
    "Big 'ol Jed had a light on."

    • @ew332
      @ew332 3 роки тому

      Big ole jet left the light on..

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 4 роки тому +9

    1:15
    I always thought Tim said "Camels bones". He actually says "Carol's bones"

    • @JontheBerean
      @JontheBerean 3 роки тому +2

      I thought it was cattle bones lol

  • @Panwere36
    @Panwere36 4 роки тому +8

    This bit and the later bit he does called "The 70's in 6 minutes" tell the truth. So much of the music of the 1970 was "What the...??" inducing.

  • @bigeric1030
    @bigeric1030 4 роки тому +12

    “Excuse me while I kiss this guy” instead of “Excuse me while I kiss the sky.”?

  • @dkerr4077
    @dkerr4077 2 роки тому +4

    So refreshing. Really funny without being profane. Just like before the Richard Pryors, and such. Not that he wasn't funny, but he and many others that followed used profanity as a crutch to cover for weak performance ability. That's what makes this much funnier...it's clean.

  • @kevrink5605
    @kevrink5605 4 роки тому +17

    I love how he brings his jokes to life

  • @patriciawickholm3617
    @patriciawickholm3617 3 роки тому +2

    Don't forget the Jeremaiah Was A Bullfrog song!!!!!

  • @JoBrogrl95
    @JoBrogrl95 3 роки тому +12

    For years, I thought when I heard Margaritaville, where Jimmy sings, “It’s my own d*** fault,” I thought he was saying, “It’s my own grandpa.”
    My mom thought when he sings the line about a flip flop, he was singing, “I stepped on a pop tart.”

  • @breehalliday9240
    @breehalliday9240 4 роки тому +5

    When I was little I thought the chorus of The Birds and the Bees started off as, Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees and the flying chimpanzees and a thing called love. 😂

  • @lyndahouser798
    @lyndahouser798 2 роки тому +2

    I been through the desert on a horse with no brain 🧠🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂😂😂

  • @thohangst
    @thohangst 3 роки тому +5

    I laughed out loud and I'm not an easy laugher because I snort and bray, basically.

  • @jamedlock83
    @jamedlock83 3 роки тому +2

    Casting Crowns - "Let My Lysol Sing To You" (Let my Lifesong Sing To You)

  • @brodiecorum6304
    @brodiecorum6304 5 років тому +8

    My dad just sings the wrong words to annoy me. Instead of “More than a Woman”, I get to hear “Four-Legged Woman”. I also get Medieval Woman(Evil Woman by ELO), a Spanish Soap Opera version of Bohemian Rhapsody, and others.

    • @kirkskywalker1701
      @kirkskywalker1701 4 роки тому +1

      We got "Bald Headed Woman"

    • @mattbynumfilms
      @mattbynumfilms 4 роки тому +2

      To be far, it does sound like Medieval Woman

    • @JontheBerean
      @JontheBerean 3 роки тому

      I bought my mum the Saturday Night Fever album , mum said " why is he singing about a bald headed woman ?" 😅

  • @victoriawells5252
    @victoriawells5252 5 років тому +12

    Alright, I used to the think the beginning of Brown Eyed Girl was, "Hey, Rodrigo"

    • @masterntc2164
      @masterntc2164 5 років тому +1

      Victoria Wells I love that song so much

    • @jupitercyclops6521
      @jupitercyclops6521 4 роки тому

      How about -"oye como va.....burrito.
      Oye como va....minaya. "

  • @biliussteed2102
    @biliussteed2102 3 роки тому +2

    I will never hear or think of, “Yummy yummy…” the same ever again.
    Tim is a “Rock it man.”
    As a Steed, “A horse with no brains.” is offensive.

  • @erkrogman
    @erkrogman 5 років тому +13

    I connect with this so much. :D

  • @lyndahouser798
    @lyndahouser798 2 роки тому +2

    Stereos in older cars weren’t as clear and we also couldn’t google the lyrics back then. There’s a lot of songs I’ve sang wrong forever and probably still don’t know it.

  • @blutomindpretzel1735
    @blutomindpretzel1735 2 роки тому +2

    Tim, you forgot about "Hold me closer, Tony Danza"

  • @space_ace_1
    @space_ace_1 2 роки тому +3

    Got excited when you started singing Bad Moon Rising. Must admit was expecting to hear There’s a bathroom on the right but Baboon is still hilarious

  • @ethanguest3438
    @ethanguest3438 4 роки тому +6

    I think you'll find he is singing all the right lyrics, just not necessarily in the right order

  • @dy524
    @dy524 2 роки тому +1

    I was this way with Lights by Journey I always thought the lyrics were "and the sun shines on my bed"

  • @philiproyd6563
    @philiproyd6563 3 роки тому +2

    The line my brother and I would purposely sing wrong from Johnny Cash's "I Walk the Line."
    "Yes, I'll admit, I'm not fool like you ..."

  • @jinisteffani8035
    @jinisteffani8035 3 роки тому +2

    when I was five I thought one horse open sleigh was.....one horse OPEN LEG...I belted this out very loud in a Christmas pageant....I still remember the looks on my parent faces....

  • @georgewilliamsiii4677
    @georgewilliamsiii4677 4 роки тому +1

    What the fuck lol
    I almost ate my jay
    Burning down the field with Caroles bones... 😁😂😯😶

  • @bobbyadkins6983
    @bobbyadkins6983 3 роки тому +3

    When I was little, they would sing Keep on the Firing Line. Part of the chorus said, never run or even lag behind. I thought they were saying, never run nor leave a leg behind.

  • @arthurvasey
    @arthurvasey 4 роки тому +2

    Didn’t help that you were listening on medium wave (AM) and the radio was inartfully tuned - could not understand any lyrics!

  • @thecombatwombat7652
    @thecombatwombat7652 3 роки тому +4

    "It's raining again, hallelujah it's raining again." - My Mum when she was younger

  • @paulvarn4712
    @paulvarn4712 4 роки тому +4

    So often I sit in the car and say to myself I've heard this song many times and still don't know what the words are. JOKE TARGETS.

  • @hardwickhaven
    @hardwickhaven 4 роки тому +2

    When I first herd it I thought it was baboon on the right and so I started singing it and then my mom was like it's theres a bad moon on the rise and I was like but that makes no sense mom a moon can't kill you but a baboon can cuze its don't go out tonight it's bound to take your life theres a bad moon on the rise I even sometimes still sing that there's a baboon on the right lol

  • @funnyshorts88888
    @funnyshorts88888  5 років тому +7

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  • @peteremig6244
    @peteremig6244 4 роки тому +3

    And then there's that big hit from The Knack: MuhMuhMuhMuhMuh My Scarotum...

  • @walterpearlman143
    @walterpearlman143 4 роки тому +3

    Maria Muldaur- Donuts make my brown eyes blue

  • @jameslandy9959
    @jameslandy9959 2 роки тому +1

    Well I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no brains! Lol!!

  • @sarawinardi6745
    @sarawinardi6745 4 роки тому +4

    I think we can all relate to that 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lemondrop4185
    @lemondrop4185 3 роки тому +1

    I forgot the lyrics to 12 days of Christmas and I said 10 Plummer’s pluming

  • @gunnerapple6173
    @gunnerapple6173 4 роки тому +3

    Beatles. She got a tick in her eye

  • @dwaynemadsen964
    @dwaynemadsen964 3 роки тому +1

    "There's a bathroom on the right"

  • @Squarehead45
    @Squarehead45 4 роки тому +1

    Never heard anyone sing the wrong words to a country song,,why, CAUSE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THEM ALL,,,,THE FIRST TIME YOU HEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, apply that to ROCK...LMAO

  • @giraffeNana2023
    @giraffeNana2023 Рік тому +1

    I think we all sang, "Bathroom on the right" 😂

  • @B-MC
    @B-MC 4 роки тому +2

    My dad sings "all the singlett ladies"
    He knows its wrong, and thats what makes it funny

  • @jarredjones8476
    @jarredjones8476 3 роки тому +1

    Everybody knows it's "there's a bathroom on the right"

  • @Almightyassblaster
    @Almightyassblaster 3 роки тому +1

    He looks like the guy from shrek do the roar

  • @Haggart9
    @Haggart9 4 роки тому +2

    HOLD ME CLOSER TONY DANZA

  • @kangadillo
    @kangadillo 3 місяці тому

    When I first heard "December" by Collective Soul, I thought "Just tilt my sun towards your domain" was "Just took my son on a trip to Maine."

  • @nowankersallowed2115
    @nowankersallowed2115 4 роки тому +1

    Hannibal would have loved the zombies.. maybe they are his henchman.. they're always looking for brains..

  • @rebeccajoyner3858
    @rebeccajoyner3858 4 роки тому +2

    I always thought the line in a Justin Timberlake song went "I can see us on the countryside, Sumo Wrestling side by side" and I was like.....WHAAAAT! LOL

  • @khaos5085
    @khaos5085 5 років тому +2

    Yes I once thought it was "I farted you farted we got the magic touch"

  • @k_h_nobody
    @k_h_nobody 4 роки тому +2

    "Hubcap Diamond Star Halo"

  • @kangadillo
    @kangadillo 3 місяці тому

    When I first heard "Kiss from a Rose" by Seal, I thought it said, "Kissed by a rose on the brain."

  • @peggybowe2445
    @peggybowe2445 16 днів тому

    My sister's favorite Christmas hymn was Silent Night. She tended to sing about "Round John Virgin" and asked me who he was. I kept telling her that it was "Round yon Virgin"!!! She was a teenager when she finally started singing it correctly 🤣

  • @landyachtfan79
    @landyachtfan79 5 років тому +2

    This one ALWAYS cracks me up!!!!!!

  • @user-kz3zj9oe2q
    @user-kz3zj9oe2q 4 роки тому +1

    first time seeing thie comedian and was crying as he gets to his brother than i lost it i woke the whole house up a 3 am

  • @tomy5868
    @tomy5868 4 роки тому +2

    Bingo Jed Had a Light On....

  • @ritafryer8134
    @ritafryer8134 20 днів тому

    I found out quickly that Wild Cherry was really singing the words Play that Funky music.

  • @rebeccamcelwee3514
    @rebeccamcelwee3514 3 роки тому +2

    I use to sing the song..another one bites the dust...
    I would sing...another one box a dust...hahaha
    I thought it was odd, but I loved roller skating back in the day and sing another one box a dust...😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @booberry7515
      @booberry7515 Рік тому +1

      My brother and I heard “Another one bites the bus”. And then when we found out it was wrong, we made our own version out of that song and of course called it Another One Bites The Bus

    • @rebeccamcelwee3514
      @rebeccamcelwee3514 Рік тому +1

      @@booberry7515 …😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣 ..I love it ❤️

  • @JonesNate
    @JonesNate 4 роки тому +2

    "The Rolling Bee" by Del Amitri was my favorite.

  • @genewilliams617
    @genewilliams617 Рік тому

    Instead of "the night they drove ol dixie down" I heard "the night the drobo let me down". In those day car speakers were not too exciting......

  • @keithblaney9064
    @keithblaney9064 4 роки тому +1

    Another CCR song, 'suckin' on old diaphrams' (Lodi)

  • @lumen3088
    @lumen3088 Рік тому

    Captions: “Well don’t go around and I eat, but it’s bound to take your life. Theeeeere’s a baboon on the ride”

  • @abigailshorz
    @abigailshorz 2 роки тому

    a little dark humor:
    what does Hannibal Lecter call an amputee?
    lean beef

  • @Hannah-K-7-14
    @Hannah-K-7-14 Рік тому

    I don't know the name of the song but I think it's called Duh!😂

  • @TheRichersonacademy
    @TheRichersonacademy 6 років тому +3

    Lol

  • @bwhip
    @bwhip 6 місяців тому

    "Other dancers may pee on the floor, but my eyes dear, they see only you . . ."

  • @MelanieWithrow-o5u
    @MelanieWithrow-o5u 4 місяці тому

    I used to sing "hot as a seal" instead of "our lips our sealed" by the Go-Gos

  • @WallyTony
    @WallyTony 2 роки тому

    This dude is the definition of corny.

  • @davidhays6286
    @davidhays6286 5 років тому +2

    THIS IS GOLDEN

  • @Angie-GoneSoon
    @Angie-GoneSoon 2 роки тому

    I always thought it was there's a bathroom on the right 🤣😅😂

  • @toddgilmore118
    @toddgilmore118 9 місяців тому

    Don't go 'round tonight,... there's a bathroom on the right.

  • @hudsonbruce898
    @hudsonbruce898 4 роки тому +1

    funneh

  • @jenealynng3495
    @jenealynng3495 5 років тому +2

    This is too funny!

  • @DavidkSeger-sn6nf
    @DavidkSeger-sn6nf 4 роки тому

    Prince’s “pay the rent collete ,baby your much to fat”

  • @jonahanthony266
    @jonahanthony266 2 роки тому

    1:43 - 1:45
    Just answered your own question, bro

  • @amarylessimmons9238
    @amarylessimmons9238 2 роки тому

    NEVER knew them so WASEN'T hard to forget! My cousin is so funny 👁 could ⌚ him 24 7! Keep it up big guy U've been on a ro'll so don't stop now especially now that I know 👁have a 💰 relative!

  • @lindawhite5006
    @lindawhite5006 5 років тому +4

    I used to think instead "Bad moon on the rise" it was "There's a bathroom on the right! This is not a song but I dated a guy who had 2 sisters. Their names were "Claire Annette" and "Polly Esther!"

  • @bonniebickett4520
    @bonniebickett4520 3 роки тому

    I hate it when the artist sings the wrong words

  • @speaktruth9631
    @speaktruth9631 3 роки тому

    "Well I get no doubt but I get up again"......looloolol....that's what I sang.....lol. (I get knocked down)

  • @RinJackson
    @RinJackson 4 роки тому

    I used to think the lyrics of Iyaz's song "Replay" were "Like my eyeball's stuck on Replay" instead of "Like my iPod's stuck on Replay"...

  • @SequoyahBaker9596
    @SequoyahBaker9596 3 роки тому

    Someone at my work was listening to "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap", but I could've sworn that the words were "Dirty Deeds On The Jungle Gym" needless to say, I was a bit embarrassed when I found out that I completely misheard the lyrics.