Funniest Sleep Stand Up Comedy Jokes | Jim Gaffigan
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- Опубліковано 26 сер 2024
- Oh man, I love sleep. I'm actually writing this from bed! So while here in bed, I collected my favorite sleep jokes into this video! Sweet dreams!
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:00 - Sleep through your Murder
:34 - Sleep Vs. Principles
1:01 - Hammock
1:44 - Sad In The Morning
1:57 - The Snooze Bar
2:38 - Still Time To Sleep
2:51 - Futon & Bean Bag Chair
4:08 - Making the Bed
5:16 - A Bed Life
6:12 - The Air Bed
6:31 - Bedtime
8:30 - Hotels
8:54 - Babies
9:50 - A Reason To Get Up
10:16 - Role Models
11:39 - Children
11:55 - Tired Life
13:11 - Siesta
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Animals bit.ly/Animals...
Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoo...
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing bit.ly/JGClothi...
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic bit.ly/JGCatholic
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CORN bit.ly/Happyan...
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsian...
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFlori...
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuper...
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanad...
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarat...
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
Dog Birthdays bit.ly/JGDogBi...
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdW...
NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrain...
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiot...
OBSESSED
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddi...
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood bit.ly/JGSeafood
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Disney bit.ly/JGDisney
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffl...
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPo...
I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoing...
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutTo...
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVeget...
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Pasta bit.ly/JGPasta
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDo...
Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasa...
Mikey Takes Over bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarba...
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChick...
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansa...
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBacon...
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHot...
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPagh...
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiver...
Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
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St.Louis Pizza bit.ly/JimEats...
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarba...
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolis...
Spain bit.ly/JGSpain...
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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I am on a marathon of Jim Gaffigan. I suffer from depression and anxiety but watching him always helps me. Thanks Jim
Same here. I'm taking Sertraline. His humor helps.When my wife was alive, we would watch dvds of him over and over.
@@lots3799 - you might try James Gregory here on youtube. He's a southerner though.
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Comedy is a great way to fight against the forces of anxiety I use it frequently.
Edith same here!! Laughter relieves my anxiety.
The Folgers song always gets stuck in my head, but like this: "The best part of waking up, is going back to sleep" 🎵😴😴😴
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This guy got me through a really tough time. Being lead on by someone then of course hurt by them. Jim’s humor kept me sane.
That’s what I’m going though now I’m glad your feeling better 😊
I’m doing the same. 😢
Jim is the king of family friendly comedy. It’s refreshing.
I love how all you have to do is not say the F-Word and avoid sexual subjects and you are considered a clean, family friendly comedian. He curses and talks about non family friendly topics. He is just a comedian but happens to have a fairly clean vocabulary.
That said Jim Gaffigan is one of my top 5 favorite comedians, along side Pryor, Chappelle, Foxworthy, and C.K.. He has brilliant insight and great delivery. One of the greats.
Yes it is refreshing!!!! I just love his comedy 😁
@@mattjamison484 what about George Carlin. ms.pat. Wanda Sykes I love them and the ones u mentioned
Gross....sure.. but 🤢
My 4 and 5 yeast old both interrupted one of these compilations thr other day to say it wasn't funny. Give em 3 years.
Thank you for snapping me out of a self- pity funk with your witty sarcasm. You are without a doubt a cure for the 2020-2021-2022…. Blues.💙
That's all ? I'd say you've done well.
Yeah self pity’s a bitch man, easy trap to get into. Slap yourself in the face and go do something positive.
I remember waking up at 7 am for my wedding at 11 a.m. I lay in bad wishing I'd opted for a late afternoon wedding just so I could sleep longer.
Jim is by far my favorite comedian. I always feel better after listening to him and belly laughing!
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Totally agree
Hes mine too 😁😁♥️♥️
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I’ve seen all of Jim’s shows, many times over and still busts my guts.He’s the best!
Right?! I could put his stuff on a loop and just keep running it over and over. A little sad??
Busts my guts... haha, now thats funny... ! 😊
@@donnacotter323 ok donna, confession, i actually do that! well sort of. I put my earbuds in and i look up his comedy shows here on youtube and click autoplay and drift off to sleep. I never get tired of listening to him.
Jim you're awesome! My grandmother and I would watch your stand up when I was a kid. She passed away 3 years ago, and watching your standup gives me fond memories of when she was still around. Keep doing what you're doing. With love, Liam.
That's sooo sweet! ☺💜
Well said
Lovely memories of grandma watching Jim Gaffigan !!
🥰 🤗
💚💔💚
The ONLY comedian who's shows I can watch again immediately after watching them.
Amen
@Adam Lacy
Same here!!! I always hear something new, that I missed the time before, because I was laughing so hard the first time🤣🤣🤣👍!!!!
He's one of two for me. The other is Paul F. Tompkins.
I Just Said The Same Thing!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
And Brian Regan for me.
He comforts me during this crazy time. Laughter is such good medicine. "Never enough fu in the ton..."
Hey morning Donna 🌻
Jim can literally make anything hilarious!!
Hilarious with ‘edgy pillow jokes!’😂
"Can we go outside?" "Its closed" 😮😅😅😅 Who'd a thought this would happen?! 😮
Omg,Jim you make me laugh so hard that tears my eyes.you are one in a billion.
Jim is just so relatable and funny. Love him so much.
I love this man with all of my heart! Thx for cheering me and helping me to find humor in every situation, Jim! I'm starting to think just like you & that's a good thing!! 😂❤
His set on the hammock nearly made me blow tea out of my nose!! BRILLIANT insight, as always!
Thank you soo much for releasing this for free Jim. You are the best. 😊💗
How is it possible to be so funny? Thank goodness I discovered this awesome person at this time. Thanks Jim!!
Just adore Jim Gaffigan!! He always makes me laugh after working all day with IDIOTS!
I am genuinely obsessed with your comedy. Thank you so much for the best laughs and for speaking all of our minds. My absolute favorite is the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory bit... way too funny!
Jim, it made my day that you loved this. Love you and hope you and the fam are well!
I agree.
Yeah he’s like a modern day Seinfeld.
One of the funniest comedians since George Carlin... 🤗😊😀 Hilarious.... continually laughed which makes me a fan....Denise Harmon
I hope God is watching this guy.. he’s the funniest dude on this planet!!💕💕💕👑👑👑👑
Oh believe He is ....he listens to every one and answers all prayers....it's just that sometimes the answer is no
Having a bad day go to UA-cam listen to a show from Jim instant laughing feelin better! Sarcasm & wit the best! 🤣
Thank you Gaffigan family for keeping what little sanity I have left intact and for making sure I laugh every day.
You know what they say, laughing once a day keeps the insanity away. ❤😂😊😍🥰
I love these jokes. Always good for a laugh. Thanks Mr. Gaffigan for not disappointing.
You can tell the comedians, who really have kids. Can't make that stuff up! Thanks!
Jim is the best at clean stand up comedy 😅 no need to pre-watch him before I play it out loud infront of my parents and grandparents who don’t allow swearing😁
He is hilarious without profanity!!!👍
Snooze bar - I was rolling laughing!!!!!!! Thank you.
Most hilarious man ever!! We are months into this pandemic and Jim hasn't let us down!!!
Ever? Pretty big claim I could name 20 just as funny. As kids to be born will have all kinds of material for generations theirs plenty of trumps.
Though these are old jokes they're still funny to hear again ! Sleep jokes, hotel jokes, baby jokes, etcetera. Jim is a decent guy who I never get tired of hearing. 😊
Jim is the greatest in my opinion.
@@dverygrateful1
Can you explain your comment, "plenty of trumps?" 🤪 Jim Gaffigan is a clean, family man. 🥳 An observational master !!
@@digbycrankshaft7572
Indeed !! Jim is one of the best ! George Carlin is the other observational master !! 😄
Rough quote, “When I travel without my children, in between moments of guilt, they are just hours of happiness”, LOL
So, so true!
Gaffigan ~the natural. So good
As I'm trying to sleep I listen to sweet Jim talk about sleep. Thank you.
Jim, I think you should be the voice on the GPS. You are truly hilarious!! I love your third person voices!! You always make me LAFFIGAN!!!
Great idea to have his voice on GPS! Then I'd pay mor attention!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How do you find jokes in EVERYTHING. Just hilarious!
Jim is Awesome. I could hear him all day.
I love napping. Siesta is the best!
JIM, you're AWSOME and Original!!! Don't Stop!!! Be Yourself Always!!!
Thanks for continuing to make us laugh, with your daily uploads, during this pandemic, Jim! You're tops!
Hey morning
Jim you always crack me up.😂
If laughter is therapy, Jim is a psychologist.
No obscenities, no racist jokes, no homophobic jokes, no political ideologies......... funny as hell.
He's a comedic genius!
How is hell funny? Is that a joke?
@@cbebutuoy They're saying funny as hell because hell doesn't exist.
@@danielmarone5757 …….but, it will. Call on Jesus before something happens to you. God bless.
..."...as hell..." is an intensifier, like the F word. Has nothing to do with the supposed afterlife. Means really, really, really funny.
Keep’er coming Jim, these compilations are a hilarious blessing 🤣❤️
Jim is the only person I have seen who gets younger with age.
Young Jim, glasses and bald
Old Jim, no glasses and head of hair.
James Button
The cure for all those ailments: money.
hair transplant plus laser eye surgery
Apparently you've never seen any other celebrity...
I adore Jim Gaffigan’s ❤️😂😂😂 Always made me laugh 😂
Funny my wife is the same with pillows. And once she brought satin pillows and sheets I jumped in bed and slid into the wall.
😂😂🤣🤣
Hahahahaha
I bought silk sheets before, will never do that again. It was so slippery.
Lmfao
LOL😂
LOL 😂😂😂 love his comedy hope one day to see his stand up in person💓
I didn't realize these were on UA-cam. I've been listening to them at work and they help the time go by so much faster. And I only cry half as much from being depressed (:
I watched this while still laying in bed after 1 pm! 🤣
Love this guy. He makes me smile
Jim, you are the funniest person I have ever known, my sense of humor matches up perfectly with yours. I laugh non stop the whole time I watch you. I'm not gay but I love the way you make me happy. Sorry you built so many children.
Jim thank you for sharing your love for laughing. My daily exercise consists of several good belly laughs!!!
I can't even stop laughing 🤣.... morning
Jim, you’d love our neighbor, who for some bizarre reason, does his yard at I kid you not, 7:30 AM, on Saturday morning. Every Saturday morning. 7:30 am. Well, I guess it’s not just Jim who would love that. We certainly do.
Thank you Mr. Gaffigan for you and your family entertaining us. We are very grateful.
Thanks Jimmy G. Smile on my face for Saturday!
Love his material! 😂
I hope you’re all well. Merry Christmas to the Gaffigans!
Who are these boring people hitting the thumbs down??? Ur awesome Jim.
I have always Loved comedy, but Jim makes my stomach hurt so badly from laughing that I actually have to pause him ... like right now!!!!!! thank you Jim Gaffigan ❤
Thank you, I needed this tonight!
Not many comedians can do comedy without using curse words but ,,, Jim is the best comedian for clean comedy 😅
I listen to ur jokes every morning when driving to work, wakes me up better than coffee, txx for being sooo great Gaffigan 🤣🤗🤗🤗🤗
Can’t stop watching ….. so funny !
Thank you for posting ! You are cheering up the world!!
I love all your videos. They are absolutely hilarious😂
King of clean comedy 🤴🏼❤️
I am 100% AGAINST BED-MAKING. There is ZERO reason to spend even ONE SECOND of your mortal life on this task! If you live through the day, you will almost certainly sleep in your bed again. I have written at length about my deep-seated opposition to this elsewhere on this platform. (You are excused for not being familiar with my Previous Works.) But Jim puts it SO succinctly. "For the same reason I don't tie my shoes after I take 'em off." YES. THIS. EXACTLY. THANK YOU.
You, sir, have a gift.
He is my favorite, so funny.
What with all the craziness going on these days, I almost forgot how very funny you are! Thanks for posting these clips! You are the greatest!
'Do you even work here?' A perfect floursh to the punchline of a pitch joke.
There's no shame in napping and the best part of school is when it's over.👌
Woke up sad. Came here. Not sad anymore.
He would've just gone back to sleep
@@darkwolf1328
True ! Sadness and depression will wet you to sleep, but great comedy will keep you up & going !! 😊🤗
The whole family was rolling in laughter!
It always seems like young Jim and current Jim are 2 different people.
Young Jim seems older than current Jim.
Hair transplant
Before kids/after kids?!
He have more hair now....
Both Jim's are hilarious.
Am I the genius or is it this guy.. I get all his damn jokes!! Love you Mister, dude that’s funny asf!!💕💕💕💕👑👑👑
Omg.. Id be ur nanny in a heartbeat 😂😂the laughs, ur patient wife ...omg😊
2020 took the “outside is closed” joke to heart...
Being a strong person is when you're not a morning person and you get up at six every morning to go to work. Now that is strength of will. .
That sucks to wake up at 6a if you HAVE to. I say make your own hours doing what you like to do makes you a better person! Whatever that is it'll make you stronger
John and Yoko had bed days❤
His bit about envying the grandparents from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory kills me every time.
Gafifgan, you’re a blessing.
Hilarious. Only problem was I was trying to fall asleep. And just as I was about to knock off several times I started laughing out loud at something he said, and I was awake all over again
Jims harmless comedy is the rx for positive mental health. Its contagious. I stsy up beat and get good sleep after listening to his comedy...then i can wake up in a great mood and be postive helping others. Your comedy is the vaccine for mental health.
My mood is finally better coming here at the end of the day. Thank you. Jim!
Hey moon! what a nice name you have
@@JohnMFinan Thank you :)
@@moongeon1150 how is your day going?
@@JohnMFinan it’s going well. Thanks
@@moongeon1150 so far so good,where are you from?
OMG, that's precisely what happened to me last night. It sounded like someone was walking around. Thanks for the laugh
Been sick, he sure helped me through.
Hysterical. Helps to laugh each day!
The snooze bar sounds like a great place
Aloha, I so enjoy Jim Gaffigan, this routine had me laughing out loud- alone- at night- while I’m soaking my feet in a pale of warm water, prepping to trim my toe nails🤣. Jim can make any difficult chore enjoyable😂🙃👏🏼👍👍👍👍👍🏆.
First time I got in a hammock I feel through it.
That's insane lol
10-30-2021 - - - - I fell asleep listening to this and had to start over several times.
Love Jim
Just clean jokes nothing dirty. That's real talent.
I’ve changed my relationship status on Facebook from single to dating my bed 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Nice!
Love you Jim!!
I don't want anyone to suffer, but I kinda want Covid to continue just to see how many of these he can do. Even my best days are made brighter by these videos.
Andrew Greene I look forward to these everyday!
Worst days or best days are always made brighter by Mr Jim Gaffigan !!😅😍
I got a futon in highschool cause I thought it was the coolest concept I had ever seen, a couch in my room!?? Sign me up!
Turns out they are made of rocks and steel, worst sleeps ever. That thing was so horrible, I tossed it within 1.5 years when I moved out at 18.
Greatest comedian ever
Agreed
Thank you Sir Jim Gaffigan!