Stand Up Comedy Jokes about Europe | Jim Gaffigan

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  • @younevergofulllibtard4583
    @younevergofulllibtard4583 4 роки тому +364

    The irony of a bottled water ad during this video is just too perfect

    • @flamingpieherman9822
      @flamingpieherman9822 4 роки тому +1

      @Ghost Enybodykiller I get the face cream

    • @Nomadistar
      @Nomadistar 3 роки тому +1

      I got shafted! Adblocker plus thwarted me again on seeing any ads.

    • @PeterSedesse
      @PeterSedesse 2 роки тому +5

      I honestly think that like half of Google employees have the job title ' troll ' just to do stuff like that. I've watched 15 minute video explaining why something is a scam, and sure enough, and ad for the product is at the end of it.

    • @SeekingMyPath1
      @SeekingMyPath1 2 роки тому

      @@PeterSedesse lol🤣🤣

  • @painwisenurse
    @painwisenurse 3 роки тому +553

    I’m 61 and when I was in elementary school my teachers (and academics in general) kept saying learn the metric system because it’s coming to America. I remember even as a 3rd grader, I thought, “ Well isn’t it your job to teach it to us? You keep telling us to learn the metric system but we are a bunch of 8 year olds and you are the teacher.

    • @jimiweaver8573
      @jimiweaver8573 3 роки тому +31

      I think its unfair to blame the failure of the Metric System. Well? The acceptance of the Metric System. Its not like Carter didn't try. If I remember correctly, Jimmy Carter was America's only scientist president.

    • @Varus78
      @Varus78 3 роки тому +20

      one day america will switch too because metric is just better

    • @jimsk1
      @jimsk1 3 роки тому +2

      Oh Yana, that’s hilarious! Precisely!🤣

    • @GuadalupePicasso
      @GuadalupePicasso 3 роки тому +12

      I’m 39 and even when I was a kid we were told to expect a switch to the metric system.

    • @amazingsupergirl7125
      @amazingsupergirl7125 3 роки тому +6

      I’ve heard we won’t change because nails and screws, and tools, are imperial. It would make it very hard mixing these and owning tools both metric and imperial.

  • @matthewstokes1608
    @matthewstokes1608 2 роки тому +41

    “Now I know why we wear clothes” - looking around at people in the sauna… that one really got me!

  • @leelei4636
    @leelei4636 3 роки тому +80

    "Bjorn Borg, Bjorn Borg..." I burst out laughing so hard, I sneezed, then choked, then coughed 'till I had tears running down my face. And the Austrian bit? Dead on. Beyond funny.

  • @ane-louisestampe7939
    @ane-louisestampe7939 4 роки тому +265

    Denmark here! This is just the kind of humour we like: taking the piss on everybody - but mostly on ourselves. I love it!

    • @bendover9663
      @bendover9663 3 роки тому +3

      Yep us English do the exact same

    • @JCs-Music
      @JCs-Music 3 роки тому +2

      loved Denmark and the Danes 👍🏼

    • @ane-louisestampe7939
      @ane-louisestampe7939 3 роки тому +3

      @@JCs-Music Thank youvery much
      - on behalf of all of us :-)

    • @dcs4947
      @dcs4947 3 роки тому +2

      The thing that I most enjoyed in Denmark was the humor of the Danish. Always taking the piss of each other.

    • @allenatkins2263
      @allenatkins2263 3 роки тому +5

      If I said, "I love eating a danish in the morning.", would you consider that a lewd remark?

  • @jillv4006
    @jillv4006 2 роки тому +38

    Jim Gaffigan is by far my favorite comedian. And it just goes to show you that you don’t need to be vulgar or use a lot of bad language to be funny.

  • @billheuber5884
    @billheuber5884 3 роки тому +167

    "My father was Swedish and my mother was Elton John". I really like that joke!! ❤👍🏼😆👏

  • @bobbibest2369
    @bobbibest2369 2 роки тому +11

    You are my husband’s favorite comic, and now I even listen to you and watch you more than he does. Your stories are relatable and beyond hilarious. Your comedy perspectives simply enhance life.
    I think everyone who goes to college and earns an undergraduate degree should be required to take a course in Jim Gaffigan stand-up comedy. Your humor makes us smarter and better.

  • @haisulful8245
    @haisulful8245 4 роки тому +1252

    Im Finnish and can confirm that we do not really like anything we do. Exept drinking vodka in a sauna.

    • @iraidushka
      @iraidushka 4 роки тому +33

      Not sure about Russians not liking anything, BUT we do love drinking vodka and sit in banya aka sauna 😁

    • @desertpair2
      @desertpair2 4 роки тому +4

      Do you like to watch Kimi Raikkonen drive?

    • @haisulful8245
      @haisulful8245 4 роки тому +4

      @@desertpair2 Not really into that. But I respect his attitude. Kimi knows what he is doing and doesn't give a damm if somebody is watching.

    • @haisulful8245
      @haisulful8245 4 роки тому +4

      @@iraidushka cheers to our neigbours!

    • @keithorbell8946
      @keithorbell8946 4 роки тому +5

      And eating liquorice with caustic chemicals in it 😉

  • @tanelisalokangas8649
    @tanelisalokangas8649 3 роки тому +225

    I feel like Jim Gaffigan seems likes such a nice person that he could say anything and it would just be funny and never offensive. It’s a perfect balance. ☺️

    • @dianedee7919
      @dianedee7919 2 роки тому +6

      He could almost pass as a Canadian ( except for the standard vs metric systems).

    • @normanbirk3075
      @normanbirk3075 2 роки тому +6

      I guess you don't remember Jim getting drunk and high and going on a crazy rant about Trump? He used to be my favorite comedian, until he opened his big mouth about politics.

    • @elvenatheart982
      @elvenatheart982 2 роки тому +1

      @@normanbirk3075 source?

    • @marcausn
      @marcausn 2 роки тому +3

      then look at his eyes... btw: most comedians are inside very angry and vicious... only a few are different (e.g. Jerry Lewis, he wasn't evil, only a very sensible and serious guy).

    • @karphin1
      @karphin1 2 роки тому +5

      A comedian who doesn’t use swear words, or sex references. He is very funny, anyway!!

  • @b.johnny369
    @b.johnny369 4 роки тому +439

    Dear Jim Gaffigan: We need this laughter. Thank you for this endless supply of laughter juice. 🙏🏼❤️

    • @JohnSagin-SimViDeLucis579
      @JohnSagin-SimViDeLucis579 4 роки тому +7

      The laughter juice is stored in the balls

    • @b.johnny369
      @b.johnny369 4 роки тому +7

      @@JohnSagin-SimViDeLucis579 Lol, five children? Clearly, this must be the case :)

    • @Soul-OnFire
      @Soul-OnFire 4 роки тому +1

      🤦‍♀️

    • @1306danielli
      @1306danielli 4 роки тому +2

      I agree in every level

  • @harry2928
    @harry2928 2 роки тому +33

    Jim I've been a comedy fan since the mid '70s but not that often nowadays. You're a breath of fresh air, you're raucously hilarious in a gentle way. Yes raucously. Thank you so much. 👍🏻

  • @jackedkerouac4414
    @jackedkerouac4414 4 роки тому +75

    Jim Gaffigan's jokes get funnier the older he gets. He's like the Cocoon of stand up

  • @youtubeaccount5153
    @youtubeaccount5153 4 роки тому +152

    I know this is a compilation, not a continuous routine, but is this guy always this clean and this funny?

    • @plgardner
      @plgardner 3 роки тому +40

      Yes he is

    • @PhazonOmega
      @PhazonOmega 2 роки тому +17

      Yep! Maybe a moment here and there, but yep!

    • @mrguy1141
      @mrguy1141 2 роки тому +30

      best clean comic in my opinion

    • @JimmyDeLocke
      @JimmyDeLocke 2 роки тому +28

      It's not that he intentionally works clean, or that he wants to be known as the clean comedian, it's just that he's so funny he doesn't have to "work blue" as they used to say...

    • @NihongoGuy
      @NihongoGuy 2 роки тому

      Not everyone can be Robin Williams. SOME can be funny without being a total ass.

  • @jesperohlrich7090
    @jesperohlrich7090 4 роки тому +588

    Lol, about the art museum... in holland our class had to see a modern arts museum, and while we where there, I wanted to test my camera, and there was an empty spot with a small plack saying “reserved for art”. So I took a picture to test the lighting and lens and all that, and as I was zooming in on the picture I had just taken, to check the quality before I start taking pictures of the art, nodding to my self, a group of Asian people who saw that I took the picture went over and started taking pictures of the empty wall... either they thought that this was the best the museum had to offer (an actual possibility) or I just fooled a bunch of tourists into taking a picture of a wall 😂

    • @triedandtrue142
      @triedandtrue142 4 роки тому +9

      🤣🤣

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 4 роки тому +41

      Same thing has happened to me on more than one occasion. I do photogrammetry which means taking copious pictures of boring props. So i would be at versailles or something and instead of taking pictures of something interesting I'd be taking a bunch of different angles of one little section of crown moulding and for some reason large swaths of asians would always decide it was the most interesting thing they've ever seen. I'm like bitch you don't even know why I'm doing this

    • @MichaelSHartman
      @MichaelSHartman 4 роки тому +28

      In some modern art museums that might be interpreted as a statement.

    • @drakedbz
      @drakedbz 4 роки тому +26

      At least there wasn't a banana taped to the wall.

    • @hartmjo1
      @hartmjo1 4 роки тому +8

      Asians are not stupid.

  • @kristoferlarson
    @kristoferlarson 4 роки тому +193

    "I don't even know what it looks like but I might have accidentally packed some" 😂😂😂😂 I felt that 😂

  • @thatguitaristjordan
    @thatguitaristjordan 4 роки тому +153

    Man, was really hoping for a Belgium mention. Favorite country I've visited thus far and it's like a blend of France, Netherlands, and the Middle East

    • @speggeri90
      @speggeri90 4 роки тому +15

      Yes but mostly agressive middle easterns. Europe is going to be great in 50 years!

    • @rubenvd3913
      @rubenvd3913 3 роки тому +8

      As a Belgian, this is true.

    • @staceystrukel1917
      @staceystrukel1917 3 роки тому +8

      And you have created the greatest dog on earth, the malinois.

    • @svwtsvfcb
      @svwtsvfcb 2 роки тому

      Favourite country? It’s a dump. Brussels is like a large sewer

    • @warrenstemphly5756
      @warrenstemphly5756 2 роки тому +2

      You spelled “Border Collie” wrong

  • @coolhand67
    @coolhand67 4 роки тому +27

    Thanks for the laughs Jim! Regards from Sweden 🇸🇪

  • @otak3133
    @otak3133 4 роки тому +1745

    I remember when they first started selling bottled water. I thought it was a scam too. Especially since Evian backwards is naive.

  • @supernova19805
    @supernova19805 2 роки тому +8

    I love his sense of humor! You can't get mad at him. Bjorn Borg was hilarious and the French phrase for "what the f... kind of cheese is that?" is qu'est-ce que c'est... 😉

  • @jessicalt4121
    @jessicalt4121 3 роки тому +130

    I love Jim’s humor. I’ve been laughing and crying throughout. I needed that. Thank you!!

  • @danielscott1223
    @danielscott1223 4 роки тому +25

    "People who enjoy winter activities are mentally unstable" I feel personally attacked XD. Funny jokes that all had me at the minimum smiling. Ppl think I'm crazy now after watching this on a bus in Germany.

  • @rileypaigemc7018
    @rileypaigemc7018 3 роки тому +37

    When I visited Norway, several people thought I was Norwegian and I also didn’t want to admit it 😅 so they would say something and laugh and I would just laugh back. Usually that was enough but if they kept going I had to admit I didn’t understand and they immediately “Oh my gosh you’re American!” Lol!

    • @twocentproductions5326
      @twocentproductions5326 Рік тому +5

      That works everywhere, that's what i do with the French Canadians in Quebec,,,😅😅😅

  • @nightskyft
    @nightskyft 4 роки тому +15

    Meth dog is the BEST description of a goat i have ever heard!

  • @drew3093
    @drew3093 4 роки тому +65

    Jim thank you for being a comedic legend and always killing with non stop laughs and amazing content! sending lots of respect & love to you Mr. Gaffigan!

  • @AlanGresov
    @AlanGresov 4 роки тому +432

    Anne Frank house: 1 star, did not hide the family very well

  • @howsan8013
    @howsan8013 3 роки тому +9

    This Canadian thanks you for the laughs. Your type of humour is rare and much needed.

  • @WrvrUgoThrUR
    @WrvrUgoThrUR 3 місяці тому +1

    3:08 “I misread it-I thought it was Anne’s Frank House!” 😂😂😂

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 4 роки тому +52

    How does the “my mother was Elton John” joke manage to hold its ground so well? I’ve heard it in almost every compilation, and it’s still funny

  • @olivia6063
    @olivia6063 3 роки тому +86

    I'm Swedish, my husband is from Finland this is so funny 😂🤣

    • @darkoflight4938
      @darkoflight4938 3 роки тому +2

      Indeed! I´m born in Finland and there it´s common to say that Swede´s are gay (due to the Finnish harshness/toughness and "just do it" mentality and the Swede´s avoidance of conflict and all the talking and no action). All of them!
      Now, I live in Sweden and... sure.... they are.

    • @olivia6063
      @olivia6063 3 роки тому +1

      @@darkoflight4938 My husbands reaction to your comment "hahaha yep true".

    • @katella
      @katella 2 роки тому +1

      @@darkoflight4938 I dated a Swede. You are so right. Blaa blaa blaa ...then Nothing.

    • @aceofspades1958
      @aceofspades1958 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ntTNylMdVyw/v-deo.html Mr. Sweden?

  • @jbyepitsme4330
    @jbyepitsme4330 4 роки тому +26

    LMAO😂😂😂 The whole European bit with cheese and butter was FREAKING HILARIOUS😃😂!! And when you said "See that dog that looks like it smokes meth. Could someone milk that? I gotta hunch it make some good cheese to go with beets." LOL!!😂 I swear I lost it and almost peed my pants😂

  • @kaipeterson
    @kaipeterson 4 роки тому +1844

    Jim Gaffigan is the only person I know of that grows MORE hair getting older.

    • @q-ball3458
      @q-ball3458 4 роки тому +51

      Joe Biden

    • @Whooshta
      @Whooshta 4 роки тому +22

      @@q-ball3458 Maybe Kai doesn't know Joe Biden personally. Ever think of that, JILL!

    • @ryandavid4570
      @ryandavid4570 4 роки тому +90

      @@Whooshta maybe Joe Biden doesn’t know he is Joe Biden. 😉

    • @MichaelSHartman
      @MichaelSHartman 4 роки тому +38

      @@ryandavid4570
      The frightening thing is that you are probably right.

    • @bremCZ
      @bremCZ 4 роки тому +87

      Men all grow more hair as they get older, it just changes from top of head to nose and ears.

  • @RogersMgmtGroup
    @RogersMgmtGroup 4 роки тому +308

    October 2020: I miss travel so much I'm watching travel jokes.

    • @MichaelSHartman
      @MichaelSHartman 4 роки тому +2

      I joke so much I have to travel.

    • @jentracey6840
      @jentracey6840 4 роки тому

      @@MichaelSHartman r

    • @Ruff40
      @Ruff40 4 роки тому +1

      December 2020: the future’s not looking so hot buddy

    • @reinforcedpenisstem
      @reinforcedpenisstem 4 роки тому

      Try and find a proper hobby.

    • @larissadueck2643
      @larissadueck2643 4 роки тому

      Me too. I saw a picture of an airport and I started to feel homesick (we travel a lot)

  • @Blindman51
    @Blindman51 4 роки тому +34

    I haven’t seen him Jim Gaffigan in years and man that just gave me a hell of a laugh.

  • @patriciajaramillo3264
    @patriciajaramillo3264 4 роки тому +129

    We need to laugh more. Thank you for providing lots of smiles. Traveling is an adventure and you made it funny. Great job!

  • @stevenee1ply
    @stevenee1ply 4 роки тому +43

    Nothing like honesty to make us laugh. Well done.

  • @recentral48
    @recentral48 4 роки тому +16

    The cross country skiing skit! 🤣🤣 I needed that laugh!

  • @lindademott6472
    @lindademott6472 2 роки тому +8

    You are one of the few comedians today who can make me laugh out loud

  • @V13-u1c
    @V13-u1c 4 роки тому +50

    You are so great for the spirit! Thank you Jim. 🤸‍♀️💃

  • @HighLiner15
    @HighLiner15 2 роки тому +3

    "I'm gonna need to be quiet now, for the rest of your life!!" 😅👌
    Classic Gaffigan, that's name is known from coast to coast like butter & toast 🤣🤷

  • @ComplicatedCupcake
    @ComplicatedCupcake 4 роки тому +9

    I needed my Jim Laughagain moment! Must check-in for laughs...Thanks, Jim!

  • @maggiemurray9169
    @maggiemurray9169 3 роки тому +8

    You're the best, Jim Gaffigan! Thank you so much 🥰

  • @a24396
    @a24396 2 роки тому +6

    You are an AMAZINGLY funny comedian, thanks so much for posting!

  • @jenniferliepe9393
    @jenniferliepe9393 3 роки тому +91

    Jim thank u for making me laugh. I’m going through and incredibly difficult time in my life and felt myself sinking into depression. Your comedy and helped immensely ❤️. God bless u💜✝️

    • @threetreasures7698
      @threetreasures7698 3 роки тому +3

      Sorry to hear that you’re going through a rough patch. Stay strong but release what’s ready to go. There’s some good stuff trying, waiting to drop by for a spell. ✌🏾

    • @licksnkicks1166
      @licksnkicks1166 3 роки тому +3

      Hi Jennifer Liepe. How are you doing?

    • @rizzgy7486
      @rizzgy7486 3 роки тому +3

      I hear that. Comedy sure helps during the hard times.

    • @extremelycareless2541
      @extremelycareless2541 3 роки тому

      Look up Brad Upton on Drybar comedy. You'll thank me later.

    • @fowlman7254
      @fowlman7254 2 роки тому

      Stay strong.. you'll get through your difficult times..

  • @brandyecheverria3559
    @brandyecheverria3559 4 роки тому +9

    Jim is the best medicine. Thank you.

  • @KayentaRojo
    @KayentaRojo 2 роки тому +4

    “I’m gonna need you to be quiet… for the rest of your life” lololol

  • @bfkennedy
    @bfkennedy 4 роки тому +95

    Jim knows plenty about representing America to the world!

  • @drreason2927
    @drreason2927 3 роки тому +27

    This guy has an endless supply of hilarious jokes. Amazing.

  • @englishpsycho8425
    @englishpsycho8425 4 роки тому +33

    I admire the comedy, and persistence throughout this crazy time. Much love Jim. X

  • @michaell.8938
    @michaell.8938 3 роки тому +4

    The video games at the Anne Frank house story cracked me up. LOL

  • @maryhershelman5200
    @maryhershelman5200 3 роки тому +12

    I love when David Sedaris confessed that he thought the Anne Frank House would be a fabulous apartment.

  • @msmaupin
    @msmaupin Рік тому +1

    Thank you, Jim. Wow. To feel lighter is to laugh. What a gift.

  • @larryaustin6977
    @larryaustin6977 2 роки тому +6

    Now I remember why I love Jim Gaffigan.

  • @renseal475
    @renseal475 4 роки тому +25

    I felt the "here's our boat that didnt float" part. 👏🤣 Cus I can see it, and we are so proud!

    • @robinedbom7649
      @robinedbom7649 3 роки тому

      It was a prototype,one of our warrior kings wanted extra cannons, its not something i´m proud of, its our biggest naval fail throughout swedish history.

  • @pauliegee78
    @pauliegee78 3 роки тому +4

    Thank you very much for bringing laughter to our house , take care now.

  • @kathrynbrown1575
    @kathrynbrown1575 Рік тому

    Thank you for your comedy! I love that I can listen to you without earphones while I'm doing the dishes and laundry with my 3 year old and 7 year old listening! My 7 year old cracks up over your Spain travels! Mainly because i lived in Spain from 2001-2003 & now he finally "gets" what i speak of when regarding Spain! Thank you!

    • @kathrynbrown1575
      @kathrynbrown1575 Рік тому

      Mainly the ham in everything even when you order a vegetarian soup or the paella, so freaking true!!!

  • @marym6335
    @marym6335 4 роки тому +17

    Thank you so much for your comedy. I listen to your sets every night. It’s the only way I can sleep!! I also just started watching Pale Force which is hilarious!! Blessings to you and your family. Stay well!!

  • @livingpicture
    @livingpicture Рік тому +2

    Jim, this is just great! "Here's our boat that didn't float, and why we make furniture ... that oddly enough floats..."
    😂😂😂😂
    "Nothing says Christmas is over quite like a sale on reindeer meat." 🤣🤣

  • @katiesoderling3596
    @katiesoderling3596 2 роки тому +16

    Every joke about Finnish people and winter activities pretty much applies to people from Northern Minnesota where I grew up 😂 Makes sense since there’s thousands of descendants of Finnish immigrants there, not to mention Norwegian, Swedish, German, Polish, Italian… I have inherited so many old world European customs it can get a bit confusing sometimes trying to remember which country they come from 😂

  • @sonhadorpr
    @sonhadorpr 2 роки тому +5

    You are one funny dude!
    I appreciate your raw sense if humor.

  • @doctorbeanis
    @doctorbeanis 3 роки тому +278

    Anne Frank's house now has a 4.5/5.0 star rating. And yes people have rated one star stating there are no video games. Nice work Jim :)

    • @JerseyShoreCollector
      @JerseyShoreCollector 3 роки тому +3

      I skipped it. Line was around the block. Didn’t miss much from what I heard

    • @caliscribe2120
      @caliscribe2120 3 роки тому +8

      Not as much fun as I thought.

    • @joyparrilla5939
      @joyparrilla5939 3 роки тому

      😉🥰🙃😇

    • @joyparrilla5939
      @joyparrilla5939 3 роки тому

      Nice job sunshine market 👌 I could 😋 have bought it from you for .15 a 5 gallon container but instead I'm having a container delivered by prime by drone 👌...and Donald ✋😀...you only get one star 🌟🤩 rating today 😀. Because I'm down to 10 reading not reading Google stupid... doesn't anybody know how to Google my phone or my house?

    • @LeftToWrite006
      @LeftToWrite006 3 роки тому

      Life follows art.

  • @PluribusProject
    @PluribusProject 3 роки тому +2

    I don't care what you say, Mr. Gaffigan. You are talented. Your ideas and your tone.

  • @paladin0009
    @paladin0009 4 роки тому +44

    That was funny, loved the german jokes.

    • @amurape5497
      @amurape5497 3 роки тому +2

      Yep, those were good. But socks in sandals is a Czech thing :-D

    • @berndb3141
      @berndb3141 3 роки тому

      @@amurape5497 And German. Guilty as charged.

    • @tf2fan919
      @tf2fan919 3 роки тому

      I realy disliked the german jokes, all they did was serve to humiliate.

  • @sarahhall9457
    @sarahhall9457 3 роки тому +17

    That was a Most needed laugh. I just got home from the cardiac unit here in Chicago and I Truly needed This. God bless you and yours, All of Yours..😆 🙏..

  • @progunone4105
    @progunone4105 2 роки тому +3

    One of the best comedians ever! HILARIOUS!

  • @waynedawson4948
    @waynedawson4948 2 роки тому +4

    F’n love this dude!! One of my favorite comedians of all time!! Still laughing 🤣😂🤣

  • @hyacinthlynch843
    @hyacinthlynch843 3 роки тому +124

    "In Finland they drink vodka while relaxing in a sauna - which would explain why we never read any Finnish literature."
    I damn near wet myself with that one.

  • @gavinsmith6516
    @gavinsmith6516 4 роки тому +31

    2:40 “It took us way to long to find them. One star”.
    - Hans Müller.
    Please don’t kill me for this.

  • @shirleyrombough8173
    @shirleyrombough8173 3 роки тому +105

    I just LOVE him. Besides being hilarious he also has good values.

    • @raftopher2911
      @raftopher2911 3 роки тому +3

      Ye not very many funny comedians that a family friendly too

    • @Bizarro69
      @Bizarro69 2 роки тому +1

      Oh brother!

  • @fenhen
    @fenhen 3 роки тому +425

    Americans: “I don’t know the metric system.”
    Also Americans: “So I got this 9mm gun.”

    • @richgerow3472
      @richgerow3472 3 роки тому +53

      Well, the most American way to use the metric system would be for guns of course.

    • @nemicofitid3617
      @nemicofitid3617 3 роки тому +16

      Well the glock and m9 are European

    • @l.tc.5032
      @l.tc.5032 3 роки тому +7

      Living abroad forced me to learn it. It's actually not that hard. A meter is about a yard.

    • @grash4435
      @grash4435 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jamessummerlin9516
      @jamessummerlin9516 3 роки тому +1

      Painfully accurate, good one.

  • @BrendanRiley
    @BrendanRiley 4 роки тому +57

    Currently isolating and losing my mind because of a close contact with a presumptive COVID-19 case, and this really cheered me up.

    • @mattprater8828
      @mattprater8828 4 роки тому +2

      I assume that it worked out for you based on what we know about it now?

    • @BrendanRiley
      @BrendanRiley 4 роки тому +5

      @@mattprater8828 well given my age and profile likely 1/2000 or even 1/10,000 chances of dying depending on which studies you believe, but I’m concerned when I see that 70% or so of recovered patients (regardless of severity of infection and including asymptomatic) have heart inflammation 3 months down the road, in some cases causing fatal myocarditis, so I don’t think I or even most people will know the ramifications until much later.

    • @Arltratlo
      @Arltratlo 4 роки тому +2

      lol, Europe here, i have no trouble to stay home for 2 weeks, i spend 3 weeks in the alpes in September, i could use the time to upload my gopro vids and sorting my 3000 pics...lol btw, i get fully paid too, its just nice to live in a socialist country where the conseratives take care of the normal workers...!

    • @seymourskinner2533
      @seymourskinner2533 4 роки тому +5

      @@BrendanRiley wish you the best and hope you are not affected

    • @BrendanRiley
      @BrendanRiley 4 роки тому +4

      @@seymourskinner2533 Thanks Seymour!

  • @AnotherCatGlitch
    @AnotherCatGlitch 3 роки тому +5

    Jim, Thank you so very much for doing what you do. This place is better because of you.

  • @suebrown3465
    @suebrown3465 4 роки тому +30

    Super funny video. Love his impression of a smoking Frenchman promoting bottled water!

  • @medusagorgon9
    @medusagorgon9 4 роки тому +11

    This was perfect. Was feeling kind of lame, this really helped.

  • @anthonysmith9410
    @anthonysmith9410 3 роки тому +5

    You are fantastic! I laugh so much. Thanks

  • @goodkaja8330
    @goodkaja8330 Рік тому +1

    Thanks for the laughs.

  • @alienlifeform7490
    @alienlifeform7490 2 роки тому +3

    Jim. You're very funny. Thank you and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your family. 🎄🙏🏻

  • @whoever_81
    @whoever_81 2 роки тому +1

    Brilliant material and delivery. Gaffigan for President!

  • @lzditalia
    @lzditalia 3 роки тому +4

    Love you Jim Gaffigan you always crack me up. So need your laughter and jokes. Thanks 🙏

  • @cmccoy3972
    @cmccoy3972 2 роки тому +1

    I was thinking about sending you some support money when it dawned on me that humor is your gift to mankind.

  • @NotchaBizness
    @NotchaBizness 3 роки тому +19

    Jim is still the funniest person alive

  • @j.rebekah8605
    @j.rebekah8605 2 роки тому +3

    I started buttering my sandwich bread because of this and it's so good!!! Thanks Jim.

  • @joeclacton867
    @joeclacton867 3 роки тому +5

    So funny. i have austrian and norwegian family, and you nailed it.

  • @greggoreo6738
    @greggoreo6738 2 роки тому +2

    He's a God given natural resource ....to the world! Love U. Dude!!! Gregg Oreo

  • @joeyfredericks804
    @joeyfredericks804 4 роки тому +22

    I got a Poland Springs add in the middle of the bottled water bit

  • @bmorebob6624
    @bmorebob6624 4 роки тому +3

    Literally everything he says cracks me up. There may be two other comedians that make me laugh like Jim, if that many

  • @JC-bc1zk
    @JC-bc1zk 4 роки тому +14

    After taking 2 world cruises i have been to every country you joked about. You are absolutely brilliant! Thank you so much for posting this. We need you at a time like this .

  • @frankmilo4805
    @frankmilo4805 Рік тому +1

    Please Jim, write a sitcom, it would be a winner! With you in it😂.

  • @johndoe-px2ti
    @johndoe-px2ti 3 роки тому +6

    Who would possibly give Jim a thumbs-down?! This is great atufff

  • @jeanneroy1494
    @jeanneroy1494 4 роки тому +12

    So funny. You’re the best, Jim! Never get tired of your humor. Thanks, again!

  • @karaymanzimbrul8366
    @karaymanzimbrul8366 4 роки тому +9

    I like the Swedish joke , about that damn boat... Keep up the good work sir !

  • @vivienleigh4640
    @vivienleigh4640 4 роки тому +28

    I'm still fighting to assemble a sofa bed from Ikea so this Swedish lady won't be of any help 😁

  • @Himesua
    @Himesua 2 роки тому +8

    The (French) cheese thing is a great highlight in how America pushes the dairy industry (differently). In France they don't drink milk like Americans. I remember being told if you ask for a glass of milk they will look at you like you asked for a glass of lemon juice. The French just eat cheese to supplement the calcium intake needed.

  • @elizabethvelez7435
    @elizabethvelez7435 3 роки тому +5

    Jim you rocked that awesome beard. Hilarious video as always.

  • @savannawisdom1276
    @savannawisdom1276 4 роки тому +5

    Love watching you! Honestly one of my favorite things is to see your uploads every morning!

  • @Seilolo
    @Seilolo Рік тому

    Thank you, Jim! You’re awesome!

  • @mikehaslam5732
    @mikehaslam5732 4 роки тому +14

    You are so hilarious! Liked your comedy for a while now and being able to listen to your compilations while working from home has really helped me get through the days. Keep it up buddy and "Eat Freeeeesh"

  • @candacerilloraza877
    @candacerilloraza877 3 роки тому +1

    He's my hero! Lol brings me so much joy LAUGHING WHICH CAN BE HARD TO DO SOMETIMES!

  • @Alovam
    @Alovam 4 роки тому +17

    The "appendix get ready to blow" comment is even more funny now after watching Quality Time.

  • @kissaguitar
    @kissaguitar Рік тому

    Thanks again Jim, you're the best