HELLO?! HELLOOO??!!
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- Опубліковано 21 кві 2020
- Schlatt plays Five Nights At Freddy's for the first time.
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Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. - Ігри
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Are all these videos connected, telling the story how Stalin caused WW3, went homeless, turned into a professional athlete, became a surgeon and now ended up becoming to man behind the slaughter?!
Minebama
Stalin’s breaking point
They don’t call him the man of steel for nothing
Theres a comment made by a user called Stalin right under this comment lol
Nice
Minebama it’s the schlatt cinematic universe
So whenever Schlatt is scared, he starts talking about shit in the past like he is having a mid life crisis
Are you sure? He said 1999 he could just be an accomplice.
Don’t forget about speaking Spanish
Exactly
hahahaha
Honestly I don’t know what to name this account jerking the ween
10:16
wouldn't wanna be the one to tell him that Chica is a 5 year old child's soul.
Uh oh 😳😔
I don’t think we know for sure tho
FBI OPEN UP!
Oh shit
Carson wouldn’t mind
Ive watched markiplier, jacksepticeye, ihascupquake, and many others play this game and this is the only video where the jumpscares got me, and its just cause schlatt makes me laugh and then boom loud noise and screaming.
He lures you into a false sense of security with his alluring, smooth voice, the music helps too
I KNOW RIGHT.. I've watched almost all of marks vids on fnaf and well... I sometimes got jumpscare, BUT SHLATT'S VIDEO IS JUST LIKE ...HELLO!!
This game's jumpscares are the equivalent of a stand--up comedian failing to make you laugh to laugh so he decides to walk off stage and tickle you.
It's not funny, it's just annoying.
@@shelfdefence1112 its subjective, not everyone's got the same spook tolerance i guess??
Ikr
Jschlatt tomorrow: “Thinking about the man behind the slaughter.”
Bottle time
Thinkin bout the duck
Bottle time
Thinking about bonnie
Thinking about minimal wage.
Schlatt tomorrow: "Thinking about making a fursuit for a date with Chica."
Vivian Adams “Schlatt we’re worried about you, the deli job was too much for you..”
'Thinking about pizza.'
Fax
Isn't chica like...A Child?
@@memetell2169 depends what timeline convinces you the most
jshlatt: they're trying to recruit me into their-- into their pagan religion and it's not gonna happen, i'm a catholic, i believe in god and, uh, i'm going to heaven
*a few minutes later*
jshlatt: it's wednesday now, it's wednesday, the worst day of the week -- the day i brutally murdered three children, back in 1999
About 9 months late, but I didn't see a jumpscare list so here's one for those rewatching and want one:
3:44 - Bonnie, when Schlatt puts the Cameras down
5:10 - Bonnie, Schlatt puts the Cameras down
9:50 - Exact same thing again (Bonnie, cameras down)
10:40 - Chica, when Schlatt puts the Cameras down
12:43 - Chica, Schlatt puts the Cameras down
13:49 - Bonnie, Cameras down
Have a good day.
Thank you
You are a hero.
thankss
Thank you 😭
I love you thank you
Imagine being in a haunted house or something and off in the distance you hear "you know I worked in a deli"
I would shit my pants
I would faint, honestly.
Y’know
scariest shit I’ve ever seen
adamtoziomal- then he turned himself into a delicatision
why does schlatt sound like hes about to start having a mental breakdown this entire video
he's having a breakdown throughout this entire video wym
10:07
*Att this point everyone is concerned*
12:04
*Oh wait he isnt ok-*
@@bowie2579 Why..... Why did I actually look at those time stamps................................... m y b r a i n n n n n n n whyyyyyyy
"Why can't I just put on my fursuit" is just the backstory of Springtrap.
This is sending me-
11 year old me making my fnaf knock off story: “the day i killed 3 children in 1999”
Schlatt: “Im a catholic I believe in God and I’m going to heaven”
Also Schlatt: 10:05
alex_is_fluffy god believes in jerking off, he gave us cocks
I read that as he said it now I’m scared
Also also Schlatt: 12:22
Also 6:13
and also 6:25
Alternative title: “schlatt simulates what it’s like to be a working class citizen while being hunted by the upper class in fursuits”
I think we can agree the world would at least be a slightly better place if the upper class consisted of furries.
Five nights with the Bourgeoisie
Omfg your right
@@alexsiemers7898 Hunting Season?
Damn furries
I love how he’s actually afraid. You just,,, hear the fear in his voice
Schlatt: I’ve started vaping-
Ad Pops up: “Let’s stop vaping together”
I hate those vape ads, I wanna start voting to cope with how shitty they are, part of my hopes the people who are behind them die, I hate seeing them everywhere I go.
@@DrUnfunny Damn relax
@@th0tslay3r44 Not until they stop following me
Thinking about the man behind the slaughter.
Thinking about robot furries
here before comment blows up
Garfield I hate that that’s what they actually are
"Haha knife go stab stab"
Maybe it was Matt the whole time
"the day i brutally murdered three children back in 1999" sounds almost exactly like the plot to this damn game
The Fruit Group *almost
Oh boy here I go killing again!
then..... is jschlatt is the man behind the slaughter????
HES THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
HE IS THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
“I’m catholic I’m going to heaven... as long as I don’t give into the thoughts” - schlatt 2020
"The day I brutally murdered three children. Back in 1999."
YOU _WHAT_
Willie Afton innit
PARDON??
@@marriedbur ahh stans of the dream smp are here
Youre new here arent you
dont worry about it pal
JSchlatt is a:
> Country boy
> Catholic
> Pay his taxes
> Used to work packing juice and now has his own e-currency gig
> Killed the ender dragon
> Follower of the motivational lizard
How's this man still single
SaDVeC he got declined by Minx
“Is a Pays his taxes” lmao
Rajj denied him of his 10 big men
SaDVeC Minx has entered the chat
Minx is taken
Schlatt: "I'm Catholic, I believe in God and I'm going to heaven."
Also Schlatt: "Any phallic objects in the office that are looking good right now?"
Sushi Sensei Have you converted to Islam?
Mashallah
the true christian way.
@@Ben-wp1id Islam more like Islong
@@iconofthicc6086 you can never deny the divine truth
The fact that schlatt went and searched "fnaf chica rule 34" illuminates his character.
"i'm sat here at 2 in the morning playing FNAF"
i'm sat here at 2 in the morning watching schlatt play FNAF
Jschlatt tomorrow: "Thinking about Chica."
Honestly
"Thinking about piss freddy fazbear r34"
Exactly dude
Thinking about rechargable batteries
Chica’s sweet sweet “cupcakes”
the more scared schlatt gets the more he talks with a heavy new york accent
his accent is oddly satisfying
Isn't he from New Jersey though?
@@gaberottet8448 No he hates New Jersey
@@gaberottet8448 He is New Jersey
@@nathanb011 as a new jerseyan myself, that seems par for the course for a new jerseyan
He's so bad at this game that every jumpscare surprised me.
12:30
I guess he doesn’t know that the animatronics are kids...
While Fnaf is sadly treated as a meme more often then not, Schlatt is legitimately terrified of this game
I think it was something that was played out so much when it came out that people started to hate it to some extent. Like how Minecraft was years ago. After people backed off of it for a while they started to see it again for what it started as.
@troobis yes, I believe that is also a factor in it. They are good games but it seems far too drawn out and overdone at this point. Although the advid fans make it moderately hard for Scott to close the franchise and go do something else. This is coming from someone that enjoys the games but feels that 4 would have been a good closing point after the unfortunate mess that I personaly thought 3 was from a game play standpoint.
@Jesus Joestar it was original at the time of its creation. Games like this, where you stay in one place for the entire game, were made popular by fnaf.
@galghbart I personally thought the games got better after 4 with my favorite being Help Wanted. But that's only my opinion now looking back at the games. At the time they were coming out, I certainly did feel burned out by fnaf games and didn't really keep up with the new releases.
@galghbart well sorry then lol
Schlatt in the community tab tomorrow: "Thinking about the bite of '87"
You madlad
A prophet
They call me joke man, that's all they've ever called me
I came back because i remembered your comment when he said that in the community tab, and im here to applause you. You are a badass. 👏
@meaningless human being thank you, appreciate it🙃
Bro it's funny when he goes from casually talking to the audience to suddenly screaming in fear out of nowhere.
13:13 the second i finally realized jschlatt sounds like lin manuel miranda.
...wow
AHHHHAAHHA NOOOO
Crap i cant unhear it now
Yeah but Lins voice is a little bit more pitched
Schlatt in the community page later:
Thinking about fur suits
Bottle time
Bottle time
Bottle time?
Bottle time
Fuck it. Bottle time
I think he talks when he's stressed.
nah
nah
nah
Nah
N
I like how Schlatt is this big scary antagonist who tore down a nation to build his own, but deep down he’s a child who fears a music disc and a simple horror game 10 year olds can play without getting jump scared
dream smp fans everywhere
@@adatcat turned dsmp-anti thank you very much 😊
@@dazzh_603 whattt why
Bro im so used to seeing his face🫢
There's something about Jschlatt playing horror games poorly while freaking out that's just perfectly comedic.
I think some popular lets play youtuber back in the days of 2012 and 2013 used to do this. I think his name started with "pew" i dont remember
Like Dan from game grumps
R you the women behind the slaughter?
i think its so funny because he doesnt seem like someone to ever get scared by/of something
suck my depression away pls people fear him
"Why can't I just stuff myself inside a fur suit?"
Congrats, you predicted FNAF 2!
_You're about... [6 Years] late_
Sister location would be more accurate
Schlatt: **casually talking**
Bonnie: I'm about to end this man's whole career
9:51
*I imagined the conversation between Bonnie and Foxy.*
"That was my kill!" -Foxy
"I killed him first!" -Bonnie
*Then they get into a huge argument about who should have killed Shlatt.*
“Ye stole me thunder, ye rabbit.”
Schlatt: I’m a catholic, I’m going to heaven.
Also Schlatt: Can we get some rule 34 piss art?
A gay catholic, so it’s a mixed bag
Don't worry, he'll make some stupid deal with the Gods to get into heaven.
Where in the bible does it say piss rule 34 is wrong?
Juan Max the Bible wasn’t prepared for sins of that magnitude
what is rule 34
Jschlatt in the community tab tomorrow: Thinking about the 3 children I brutally murdered in 1999
Persephone Hana thinking about the man behind the slaughter
Is jshlatt purple guy?
Thinking about the bite of '87
1999 bizzare summer
*_the man behind the schlaughtter_*
9:48
The complete silence followed by the double jumpscare and Schlatt shrieking is the pinnacle of comedy
And Foxy just running is the cherry on top (idk just him running like that is so funny to me)
This came on my recommended let’s go, memories
Pretty sure the reason everyone keeps getting jumpscared during his playthrough is because he's commentating on random-ass things and his voice has that a naturally calming quality to it and it keeps slowly lowering our guards until we're so caught up with his commentary that we aren't expecting the jumpscares anymore and then BAM jumpscare
You aint wrong :’)
honestly the jumpscares in this game never really got me bc i was kind of just expecting it but watching schlatt play it, they get me way more often
varsha g same
@@lonelyghost1851 yeah im such a coward and i litrally scare from everything even minecraft cave sounds but i dont scare from this one i dont know why or how
Edit:i mean with watching this video i havent play any of fnaf games
yeah im not usually scared of this game, its like annoying that schlatt is so calm
Schlatt is the definition of "You can't spell slaughter without laughter."
ahahahahahaha! #IfuckedAdog
You cant spell funeral without fun
coolducks you can’t spell it without real fun
Gabriella Nemes please tell me that’s a reference, im a new fan
@@fjddhhrfg6097 its not a reference oh yeah and btw I'm crying, and i am crying, not crying of laughter and im not crying because of u
10:18 please schlatt, they're kid spirits please for the love of god and all thats holy
he just gets louder the more he gets scared, 10/10
You know a grown man is scared when he starts yelling I’m getting raw dogged
@Yeetus Yeetus Kermit self deletus I like trains it is
@Yeetus Yeetus Kermit self deletus I like trains it is
No, he could also just be getting Raw Dogged
@Yeetus Yeetus Kermit self deletus I like trains it is
@Yeetus Yeetus Kermit self deletus I like trains it is
Jschlatt really do be like internet explorer, a few years behind but he's got the right spirit
Dylan Podolak you look like obamba
@@exonax4188
He is obamba
@@exonax4188 OF COURSE _O B A M B A_
exonax So he looks like former president of the United States of America, Mobamba?
Obamba my homie
“Back when I murdered 3 children”
Schlatt was purple guy all along
"Why don't you just close the doors permanently?"
-Schlatt 2020
"No commentary" *starts speaking russian*
"no russian"
@@hymz0ric starts playing the no Russian mission
13:05
@@evilmaster9770 *screams in russian
Jschlatts next post is gonna be like:
“Thinking about phone guy”
Thinking about the man behind the slaughter
thinking about the deli
This ine
He could be one of the 10 big men on Schlatt's rajjchelor
Thinking about chica piss
schlatt: every great artist has a drug problem
me: aw thanks schlatt
And that is what happened in the 1999.
i like how he progressively gets more and more afraid every night
Nick chalita almost like that’s how the game works
It was wonderful lol
When he is scared, he starts acting like the only way to keep himself entertained is to tell stories like an old man in a children's cartoon or something
Woah no shit its not like the game gets harder every night
Damn....I’m stupid as hell
tomorrow’s community post: “thinking about chica’s piss art”
why not
"Thinking about phallic objects."
"Thinking about minimum wage."
"Thinking about pizza."
"Thinking about jerkin off."
Thinkin about makin 5 dollars an hour at a local deli store
Thinking about the Bite of ‘87
@@awesome_pow all of the above
heres a list of potentially scary stuff :D
night 1:
none
night 2:
3:45 - ( bonnie jumpscare)
4:28 - ( bonnie standing in the doorway / not a jumpscare )
5:10 - ( bonnie jumpscare )
5:41 - ( flashing animatronic faces on screen )
7:15 - ( chica in standing in the doorway / not a jumpscare )
night 3:
9:50 - ( foxy running in the hallway / not a jumpscare )
9:51 - ( bonnie jumpscare right after foxy running in the
hallway )
10:41 - ( chica jumpscare )
12:44 - ( chica jumpscare )
13:50 - ( bonnie jumpscare )
youre welcome^^
THANK YOU
@@ozbiljnetemejeurossrbljano5855 no problem^^
you help distract me from the neverending dread and soul crushing stress in my life, thank you jshlatt
This is the first time I've jumped at a FNAF jumpscare, Schlatt's commentary got me so tuned in...
I stopped jumping a long time ago... very weird how old this game is.
Mood
nick the thick any tips on how to watch this game without jumping because I can’t not get at least a little scared
@@leahmagee5220 just watch all playthroughs of it possible until you get used to it
it will take like 2 years but it's fine
I don’t jump when others are playing, but I do when I am lmao.
Thinking about how Jshlatt called himself larry the lobster
He didn’t call himself anything. THEY call him Larry the Lobster.
rubber Jar, it’s been 20 years. Larry the lobster is gone. He’s not coming back. You need to get over it.
@@BaboongaBunch and his kids call him smokestack
master of the frogs A man of culture
Living like Larry!
Anyone here days after Jschlatt's death?
Fly high king
3 years later, still a comedy.
Me then: *Scared asf to play the game*
Me now: “haha bear go rawr”
Bro same, haha funny bear man
im still terrified of them. i still need my flashlight at night
dude i felt that
Replayed the other week and its so damn boring. 20/20/20/20 mode is where the real fun begins
same but it's the other way for me now idek why
If I see "thinking about Chica" on my community page tomorrow I'm gonna assume he's doing more than thinking.
Thinking with his other brain
Dis is cursed
I know hes going to do something like that.
thinking about yellow piss rule 34 art
the animal crossing intermission was the highlight of this video.
Schlatt is really the perfect distraction from the game, with all of his stories and rambling it makes every jumpscare 10x more surprising because u lose all focus on the game.
Schlatt, we are worried about you, we know you are only taking this dead end job so you can run into a "accident" as an excuse to escape reality, but you have a family and they love you, please come back Schlatt, we miss you
Also stop stuffing kids into animatronics for fuck sake
Hes the man behind the slaughter
Schlatt purple?😳
*man behind the slaughter sounds*
PURPLE SCHLATT?!??!?!!!!
That's him, officer. That's the man behind the slaughter.
Purple Schlatt
@@mdawsonh I'm scared because of what he did in 1987
the man behind the schlatter
@@zuhairhussain5859
#underratedcomment
the man behind the schlaughter
10:33 is the most awkward thing to watch. I had no headphones on. I was with my 92-year-old nan. God help me!
Schlatt: "I make 5 dollars an hour."
Animatronics: "You'll make 0 soon."
the business man behind the slaughter
The capitalist goat behind the slaugther
I was thinking exactly this
the gay catholic conservative behind the slaughter
Bottle time
Its the same concept as SMP Live except instead of scamming people out of their diamonds he scams small children out of their lives
Can’t wait for the “Thinking about the deli freezer” UA-cam post tomorrow
“Thinking about the three children”
thinking about five dollars an hour
Thinking about yellow piss fazbear rule 34 fazbear yellow piss
More like "thinking about Chika"
Thinking about jerking it
10:48 That got me.
10:41
Why do the first 4 notes sound like so similar to the Spongebob SquarePants theme song?
Like, it's so fucking accurate I'm actually freaked out
_Holy fuck_
SPONGIE-BOB SQUAREPANTS!!
"Should probably deal drugs or something"
WELL SCHLATT there is a game called "drug dealing simulator" and being a business man yourself youd take advantage of the situation and make some extra cash on the side like itd be easy street for you
Easy_Sleazy he needs to play it
I like that idea, a perfect match
Easy_Sleazy I think he’s done it on stream before but he doesn’t have any vods
Easy_Sleazy dude he’s not Brad
ab-so-lu-te-ly
I think at this point Schlatt is so deep in irony that not even his closest friends know who he truly is
I swear this is actually a real thing for a lot of people
Hes got another channel called @theweeklyslap where he's not doing a bit at all hes just his real self
@@roccobrooks7521 woah, i just looked at one of his vids. it's really interesting to see him giving his actual opinions and genuine advice.
taco books wtf I thought this guy was as sarcastic as me but he’s just the funny man
Five nights at Jschlatts
"Why don't I just put on my fursuit"
no schlatt that's fnaf 2 we haven't gotten there yet
"Thinking about the man behind the slaughter"
Matthew, you are the man behind the slaughter . It wasn't a dream or illusion, you killed 7 children and now there out for you arrest. Please turn your self in, you may only get life sentance instead of the death penalty, and your wife and children could get to visit you. Just please give up so we can put all this aside and solve the case. The parents are heart broken and only want to know what happened to their children.
ua-cam.com/video/FthEXGVAXWQ/v-deo.html I thought the same thing at the same time
bruh
Jschlatt tomorrow: Thinking about minimum wage.
when he screams and says something out loud, or when he's scared, he sounds like Haida from Aggretsuko LMAO
omg he does tho. i never noticed that until now
I like how he dies from bonny while foxy was about the kill him
This is the scariest FNAF video I've ever watched. Something about that really bothers me because Schlatt is doing everything in his infinite power to make it absolutely and completely not scary. And yet I am incredibly afraid. I cannot explain this.
aDeerInHeadlights ikr, I usually don’t get jumpscared by this game but damn, this one got me.
it's him not the game. terrifying male.
I think it's the fact that he is trying so hard to make the same ridiculous chatter he always does, but he DOES get spooked repeatedly.
You are not scared by fnaf, but by the sheer power of schlatt
Its probably because you've got very casual funny chatter from schlatt and then you randomly get jumpscared
“They’re trying to recruit me into their-into their Pagan religion and it’s not gonna happen, I’m a Catholic I believe in God and I uh I’m going to heaven.”
-Jschlatt 2020
Even the stutters huh?
LMAOOO I LOVE THAT
This is the second time I've read a comment a second before the person says the actual line
"the day i brutally murdered three children back in 1999"
The Schlatt behind the slaughter?
schlaughtter
Bruh schlatt sounds exactly like the phone guy
Game: Existed like 8 years ago
Schlatt:
*NEVER TOO LATE*
*old game*
Schlatt: I shall now breath life back into you
I feel that soon hell play the vr version just like calm down stalin
6 YEARS AGO!?
I feel old...
2014 definitely was 8 years ago idc what anyone says
@@donovanthefrog138 6 actually
i now know that whenever schlatt gets nervous he talks at a million miles per hour
jumpscare time stamps
3:45 major
4:27 minor
5:09 major
7:15 minor
9:50 major
10:40 major
12:44 major
13:48 major
Honesty I feel like the animatronics should be more scared of Schlatt
I got so into Schlatt’s story about his job that I forgot he was playing a game with jump scares lmao.
Omg, same! 😳
Is it like, really funny that I want to kiss you??? Jk jk
Vadernation 123
😳👉👈 I-I mean, unless you want to?
No homo though... >\\\
DaddyGayKermit sure bro 😳😳😳😳
No homo tho
Yall fit for a third 😏
kiss you on the balls 😳
Whenever schlatt gets scared, he begins to think he's filming a weekly slap vid lol
it's his happy place
@@seignee wholesome thought 🥺
😂
@@seignee p0
@@seignee his happy escape place 😭
watching schlatt be geniunely terrified and not in his usual youtuber vibe is a weird but fun experience
"because I talk when I'm nervous."
schlatt is always nervous
Phone guy: talks
Schlatt: talks back
Phone guy:
*No, that’s not how you’re supposed to play the game*
I love how Schlatt can’t even finish saying “Putting on my fursuit” without laughing
Snpaul cause furrys are disgusting
Apple Cruz we should burn them all
@@justvibing7851 bruh
Adnonnymous what
@@justvibing7851 nothin
Nice to see the ghosts of those kids finally getting revenge on the real purple guy.
So this is that new game the kids have been talking about