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Slender: The Eight Pages (formerly called Slender) is a free-to-play indie-developed first-person survival horror video game released in June 2012 as a beta for Microsoft Windows and OS X by Parsec Productions, using the Unity engine. Developed by Mark J. Hadley, the game is based on the quasi-folklore meme figure known as the Slender Man, who is depicted as a tall man wearing all black with a white face with no facial features. The character is known for the ominous (although fictitious) abduction of countless children in dark mysterious settings, such as deep forests and abandoned buildings. - Ігри
"if there is any deaf people listening"
-jschlatt
*continues to put up a picture of braille writing*
ChameleonWithGun you beat me to it
Hellen Keller was genetics just begging to be kicked down a flight of stairs
juandavid Lopez wait I just realized brail is for the blind
ChameleonWithGun it literally took me a second to understand what he said until the “lol” popped up on the screen
1:25 i think its hilarious that schlatt forgot that there were two killers in that case but he was able to remember the exact amount of stab wounds
Or pretty damn suspicious
what if he was the second
Lol my dad told me than when it was first announced and he showed me the interview, I love her BEST friends who tried to kill her (she didn't die just very badly hurt) didn't feel guilty
@@ethantawse5739 I was really confused when you wrote "I loved her BEST friends" and then realized
@@mcplumpkin6191 yh lol idk y I tried sarcasm people might think I'm phycotic 😂
~9:00 translation from Russian:
"Hello, how are you?"
"I dont want to suffer"
Imagine he said the words more accurately (accent) i'd be suspicious of him lmao
bonk
@@jaredpittsley4966 clonk
@@BigManLettuce yes he is...
@@kingbit7252 stfu
9:07 wow I wonder where did shlatt learn to say «я не хочу страдать» = “ i don’t want to suffer” in Russian
Google translate?
he's actually trying to learn Russian :)
I see you don't use twitter
bonk
That’s scary
"if there's any deaf people listening right now"
Somethings wrong, I can feel it
I really wanna like this comment but it's on 666 and i don't wanna ruin it
Here it is cop, the dude that stealed my comment
@Daniel Cortez i didnt its just really low hanging fruit
The fact that Schlatt is running instead of his coined “Schlatt Walk” is the most terrifying part of this whole video.
HavenAK hehe “Coined”
@@shushumga7482 Schlatt coined hehe
Nah
Schlatt ran after being told by the pages that he "can't run"
Fuckin idiots man
Of course he can run
hehehehehhehehehe c0inED
tehehehehe... coin..
“Slender man reminds of the story of me and me ex girlfriend.”
“Slender man steals everyone’s paper, some call him Barack.”
Through substitution we can confirm that Schlatt is Obama.
Or Obama is schlatts boyfriend
@@calebhehl3404 *ex girlfriend
You can't have a black dew
6:00
Schlatt: "No I'm not gonna talk about gay porn!"
Also Schlatt: *Screams in gay porn*
"How can i be scared of him he doesnt have a face, He cant even sneeze"
The pianist fuckin passes out
@Kenji Vogels salt detected
Doki doki literature club, a horror game that isn't just scary when your parents walk in on you playing it.
Gex can be like that
“OH S*IT ITS A WHITE GUY”
Fun fact: Its actually Jschlatt's sleek and fine body under that suit. Hes just looking for someone to renew his debt.
J Rudderz lmao
i love this comment so much
I mean he's roughly the same height
His poor girlfriend
@@milky3494 you have to dominate the boardroom somehow
It's weird because I've always imagined Schlatt to be the kind of guy that doesn't get scared by games like this, I'm not sure why. Maybe it's the chops, they give him so much power
You wouldn't think he would be scared since he commands the most terrifying force of all: capitalism
"Jschlatt strolls through a cursed forest while telling controversial jokes to himself which triggers a random passerby also strolling in said forest"
The Ghost who took your table please give my table back
@@epicboss4425 I'm sorry, but I HAVE THE TABLE NOW.
...I'm sorry I burned it
I'll buy you another?
Please?
Plot twist I had the table all along! The table you burned was a fake!!!
@@spinf.6662 I'm sorry - Slender has the real one. I-I lied. And so did you.
Nooooo! How could I be such a fool
“If there are any deaf people listening right now.” -Jschlatt 2020
Just wait until blind people see this
They’re listening in Braille
Bro just listen god it's not that hard
My mute friend is gonna scream if he hears this.
They're reading his lips
jschlatt tomorrow: “thinking about the price of oil”
lmao
Thinking about pages
or thinking about helen keller
Madie Paige lmao
Thinking about murdering a 12 year old
I love how the stalin video is listed in his horror playlist
Lol I can only imagine how he'd react playing Doki Doki.
11:42 there's even ddlc music in the video
@@myrmesuwu607 Yeah that unfortunately probably means he already knows about it
@@cojay_19 I mean he does have 115h in Sakura beach
He should tho
I hope he plays it
“Can’t run”...slenderman invented the schlatt walk wtf
Charles Walters this comment demands more likes
i gotchu at the cool number my guy.
guys how did this get 2k likes, I commented this at like 4 in the morning
Charles walters
@@hipswitch7 is gay
“Oh you’re a gamer?
Name every truck in slenderman.”
The Blue ones name is Helen Keller
The black one is obama
The white one is controversial
@@lapeez2277 DUDE U CANT SAY THAT!!
@@okie9025 No the white's name is privileged, get it right!
The Breath of the Wild Music in the background lmao
makes this more relaxing lmao
If he played breath of the wild I would be satisfied with life
@@NG_Tree me too
I was thinking same thing lol
Yeah but that sayonara tho
schlatt: *gest jumpscared*
intermission time: allow me to introduce myself
Intermission:please allow me to introduce myself
Continue the joke if youre a man or woman of culture
Slenderman: (Wears a suit and tie)
Schlatt: Ah, I see you’re a man of business as well.
Daniel Sambar liberal
Heyo little dog boy
It is I, jaye002
He’s also in debt
Drinking game: everytime schlatt talks about stabbing a 12 year old take a shot
I will end up at the hospital for alchohol poisoning
I'll take a stab at it
@Killer Cereal are you proud of yourself?
@@gpopthat1732 i am
@@gpopthat1732 He should be
I'm fucking astounded that people didn't use this to cancel the guy.
People basically cancel him every video.
It’s just that the amount of shit he gives is the same amount of shit people make after being emptied out of their load after eating Taco Bell
@@El-de6nj let’s just say he’s the king of not getting canceled
@@spook9496 he’s literally immune to haters
@@dailygd6536 he has the powerful ability of not giving a fucking shit what the cancel culture people have to say
@@spook9496 they’re just the annoying side characters in his story
"Always watches no eyes"
"Oh my god he's Hellen Keller"
Schlatt in the community tab:
“Thinking about the 8 pages”
“thinking about stabbing a 12 year old girl”
“Thinking bout Helen Keller”
"Thinking about Neil Patrick Harris and his alienating and condescending view of the rockstar group Big Time Rush. That bastard"
Arnold
Leverage moster truck
Schaltt tomorrow:
“Thinking about luring Carson into the woods”
Gotta make that Crug
Schaltt.
Schaltt
Schaltt
Schlatt
"if there are any deaf people listening"
so who's gonna tell him?
AFFHOOHGSEFH
the mute people
@@afookinplant-toucher7830 AHANDJAJBA
BEHSJSSJJ PLSS FR
Im deaf and I thought that was fucking hilarious
As someone who lives in New Jersey, I can assure you Slender Man will bring you to NJ. Make sure he doesn’t it’s a nightmare here.
Schlatt makes so many controversial jokes that you would pass out if you made it into a drinking game
Shrek Gelato are you testing me?
@@hydra9627 First person to get a DUI wins.
I feel like he has too much power when he plays things himself💀like no one was there to tell him not to say he’s stabs 12 yr olds💀lmfaooo
@@homelessman1453 LMFAOO
true
Jschlatt tomorrow: “Thinking about Helen Keller.”
Veerle Loerakker "thinking's about the eight pages"
“Thinking about stabbing a 12-year-old”
Veerle Loerakker
“Thinking about doing business with slender man”
"thinking about big s man"
Thinking about eyes
Jschlatt: "takes me where, new jersey"
Slender man: *takes him to new jersey"
Girl: stabs 19 time's to please slenderman
Slenderman: It was supposed to be (slams table) 28 STAB WOUNDS
She didnt meet slenders quota of 28 stab wounds
Funny dead meme
haha Detroit become human reference haha
@Richard Russell Fan account lol
Carrllllll that kills people
This isn’t Slender the Eight Pages, this is Schlatt running away from the man as he is unwilling to pay his debts
schlatt run ? he can run ?
@@oktosen no. no. He's gonna jog
Schlatt runs from the irs and finds checks along the way
Schlatt giving away money acting like he isn’t in debt
*_sweats_*
*coughs*
*breathes heavily*
*_cries_*
shits aggressively
Ladies and gentlemen
Common russian dialog:
- Привет
- Как дело
- Ааа, я не хочу страдать
А ты русский¿?
*аааа я не хачу страдат
ğoşjya
“If theres any deaf people listening back outa the page or somethin”
Schlatt: HE’S BACK
Carson: I guess I’m back
Carson is slender man confirmed?!!!!
I mean, he's white and tall...
Sriracha Donut Carson is Helen Keller apparently
@@Nobody-yc1qp 👁️👄👁️
scrolled down to see if anyone commented this and you were the first comment
Carson is a tall skinny white man who chases you through the woods
7:13 I had to laugh, the qwop joke was too good
"its a beautiful night"
*slenderman: "lol nope"*
Jshlatt: HE’S BACK!
Carson: I guess I’m back.
Coincidence I think not.
Just what I thought
Bruh, I watch Carson’s video, and the first thing that was recommended to me below was this video.
I think...JSCHLATT PREDICTED 1 OR 3 MINUTES AWAY FROM CARSON!
And slimecicle uploaded in the same hour as Carson aswell
As they say, lank and stank
schlatt on community pages tomorrow: “thinkin about skinny tall white boys right now”
me: having katerino drama flashbacks
thinking about pages
Thinking about timothee chalamet
thinking about stabbing a 12 yearold 17 times
"Thinking about buying a Tuxedo"
11:48 wait a minute,
*EVERYDAY I IMAGINE A FUTURE WHERE I CAN BE WITH YOUuuu*
IN MY HAND IS A PEN THAT WILL WRITE A POEM OF ME AND YOU
Truly disgusting that some people would do this horrible thing.
huh
Bruh
Bro what
"Always watching, no eyes?"
"Oh my god it's Hellen Keller"
That escalated quickly
“I’m not gonna talk about gay porn”
Famous last words
Tn
"If there are any deaf people listening"
Ahh yes, this is big brain moment
“If there are any deaf people listening right now...” Uh, Schlatt, please repeat that sentence in your head.
I love how Schlat is playing games that were trendy like 8 years ago. It’s nostalgically hilarious. Reminds me of a time before YT started becoming a shitty company rather then a platform for creators
Exactly... The fact that Schlatt just hops on at 3am and plays these old beloved horror games is such a nice thowback to what UA-cam used to be.
*than
I miss that youtube, soo much. Especially 2007 - 2013 years cus I remember all the content at that time and it was beautiful and it made life a happy time. Wish I could re experience it
Filthy frank into joji
UA-cam was pretty shitty even back then as a platform, remember all the complaints from content creators. Of course it's severely gone downhill since then, with all the commercialization, however even in 2012 it was far from a great platform.
i love it how schlatt posts "he's back" and then carson posts "i guess im back"
i literally just screenshotted that in my notifications
Literally one above the other
Carson is slenderman
He's bacc
Aww..my birthday is on May 3rd and that’s when I get my money to buy a youtooz :(
I like how Schlatt just loves speedrunning getting cancelled, it's like his hobby now.
"he always watches. no eyes."
"oh my god, he's hellen keller?"
*slender appears*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
I was laughing so hard at this moment and id barely started the video
I read the title as "HE'S BLACK." and honestly that's much more fitting for this channel
LE MONKE
I read it was hes black too...
Me
Dos
Sahar Avni who didn’t read it as he’s black
"if there are any deaf people listening, please back out of the page" - Schlatt 2020
hmm wait a second something doesn’t seem right here...
Since you decided on going back to 2011, might as well play Outlast and post “Thinking about asylums” in the community tab
Schlatt: “If they’re are any deaf people listening”
Everyone: *visible confusion*
"I'm Lightning McQueen" says the guy who refused to believe running was a thing in Minecraft.
I'm the 666th like
"dont look... or he takes you"
"Takes me where, New Jersey?"
Seamus Blau no thanks. (i also live in NJ💀)
Oh no! anywhere but New Jersey!
A fate worse than death
Replace that jersey with Hampshire I’m good then
Damn I’m really betraying the state I live in
I always love hearing people trash talk my state cause it helps me realize I have zero defense for it and I really just fucking hate it here
“‘Always watches, no eyes’. Oh my God, he’s Helen Keller?! I’m being chased by- *_AEÜGH!”_*
11:46 that music there is bringing back some not so good memories from 2018
“If there are any deaf people listening right now.”
Best fuckin part 😂
Siege Bubby Haha
lol I just use the caption feature, its not bad to do
@Popsi Rad Yeah, most of the time you can still figure it out basing off the captions
Ah yes, of course
Next news title:
'Helen Keller has killed a 12-year in the middle of the forest followed by an unknown man wearing a suit and horns'
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Then he said: "Я не хочу страдать" I felt it
tomorrow on the community tab:
"thinking about helen keller"
"thinking about stabbing 12 year olds in a forest"
Hey
@@mochiminu_116 uh oh
_ moist_weed oh nice pfp dude
SkeletonMu it's completely unheard of
jachlatt tomorrow: “thinking about white men chasing me”
halp mejklol jachlatt is my fav youtuber
Jachlatt is the tall white men
“Thinking about stabbing a 12 year old in the forest”
EXACTLY
halp mejklol “mmmmm ten big men”
Love that my home state is now known for two girls who tried to stab their friend to death for Slender Man and girl who overdosed doing the tik tok Benadryl challenge
"If there are any deaf people listening right now-"
-JSchlatt, the god that makes *NO* sense.
“Thinking about all of those “thinking about” comments”
Was just thinking about that
Jeffrey star....😳😳😳
@@thenood9660 this man is thinking about homosexuals, which means he himself is gay
Garfield no
@gamer q president James A Garfield furry confirmed ?????
Jschlatt gets scared:
Ad immediately after: your poor balls, all dry and sad
All dry, EMPTY, and sad
Fuckin empty balls over here
My balls are always packed and ready for the Schlatt man
That ad is WRONG.
I use doctor squatch
@@pinheadlarry268 The only true soap
Supreme Yote Easily the best soap out there. I’m never using the big soaps again. I’m a squatcher for life now lmao
I love how Schlatt starts rambling about random bullshit when he's scared
3:06 “if there is any deaf people listening now” lmfao
“Any deaf people in the chat listening right now?”
Captions: *exist*
Max yea but do you listen to captions 🧐
@@averygoodlookingwhale9449
No but like, their ears don't affect their reading capabilities lmao
@@averygoodlookingwhale9449
And, technically, one could "hear" the words they read in their head :)
Max Alr u win
Jschlatt tomorrow: thinking about hellen keller
OH SHIT
Bro you guessed it.
w o w
*The prophecy is true.*
Tell me about my future
i love how the zelda BOTW frozen zone music doesn't make me scared but makes me more worried about putting a warm doublet before i die of cold.
You can hear the fear in schlatts voice when he makes jokes to make it less scary
He’s probobly going to post something like: “thinking about oil”
Crude or essential?
Chase B. Olive
Thinking about hellen Keller
thinking about papers
thinking about tall men
When Schlatt died the first time it just cut to an ad with Gordon Ramsey cutting onions.
Truely terrifying.
PLEASE... trigger warn that shit
Idiot sandwich!
Mine was an anime game where the chicks just had big ass tits lmao
I got "invest in your favourite companies, only with trading 212". the scariest part is I don't even invest in stocks
you guys got ads?
i love how schlatt goes on random tangents that manage to loop back to everything
Transletion of shlatt's russian:
Hello
What's up?
I DONT WANT TO SUFFER
Ья не хочьую страдатьъ!
Хотел тоже самое сделать, но слишком поздно пришёл на видос(
"he's gonna take me to new jersey. no thank you"
me in new jersy: yeah that's fair
I mean it's not that bad in South Jersey
@@michaeltaylor6765 Facts. North Jersey is the problem with this state.
What’s New Jersy is that New Jersey’s stoned brother
Hi, I exsist. Agreed
@@michaeltaylor6765 you mean old jersey?
the fact this game would probably be so much more scarier than it already is if slenderman was actually as tall its meant to be considering whenever you see it in this one its normal sized
'They call me lightning mcqueen'
Quackity is on his way to fight-
“Thinking about circumcised trees”
Thinking about Helen Keller
I know nobody gives a shit, but I somehow made an inside joke about circumcised trees back when I was in highschool
PlasmaWarrior nice bro
PlasmaWarrior nice bro
@@PlasmaWarrior. nice bro
Alternate title: Schlatt yells at a black screen for 15 minutes
"Sorry if there are any deaf people listening right now"
- Jschlatt
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a thing.
Schlatt: *"HE'S BACK"*
Carson: "I guess I'm back"
Arthur Rigotti literally right next to each other in my feed 😂
@@fIamangoes oh yeah same, I posted it on my story lmao
"I guess I'm back"
"HE'S BACK"
"'can't run' **pfft** yeah I can, I ain't no paraplegic" had me dead
“If there’s any deaf people listening”
Now
I don’t know about any of y’all, but...
mute people are gonna tell him
I feel like Schlatt would say “Thinking about 12 year olds”, but that might not be a good idea
8:08👀👀
Thinking about slenderman
Or
Thinking about Helen Keller
I'm leaning more on "Thinking about the oil prices"
Jesus Christ
schlatt on community page tommorrow: "thinging about that 12 year old I stabbed 19 times back in 1995"
Lmao that deadass happened like 6 years ago
SwegSniper 2012
This really do be a 1999 moment
and thats why they call him blade runner
This event is said to have happened in 2014, 2012, 1999 or 1995 according to these replies.
i was watching and right after schlatt got jumpscared an ad cut him off mid scream and said "now its even more important that everyone has access to the health care they need"
and i-
i cant-
damn I thought it said "HES BLACK"
I remember when the stabbing happened. I was the same age as those girls and live only a few hours north of where it happened. Had a big seminar at school the next week talking about how creepypastas sucked and were fake
Really messes up what happened to her. Hope she’s doing well now.
Ella MacLeod I fucking don’t she stabbed someone 19 times
@@brucewayne5183 I think... they're talking about the girl that was fucking stabbed
@@brucewayne5183 ...they were talking about the girl that got stabbed...and also the two stabbers were...mentally ill the main girl said she talked it over with the ninja turtles for heavens sake
My mom got pissed off at me for playing slender because she said it made people insane and made me watch videos about the stabbing to explain why slender is made by the devil
schlatt tomorrow: “thinking about circumcised trees”
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
How tf did he manage to make Breath of the Wild's calming music hella terrifying
I can’t wait for the community post of “thinking about loose leaf paper”
This is a viewer from the future the community post was actually “ thinking about hellen Kelly
if the Deaf community hears about this it ain’t gonna be pretty
😂
When the blind community sees this video they won’t be happy
When the numb tongue community tastes about this it won’t be pretty
The mute community has a lot to say after watching this video
I wonder what the sociopathic community feel about this video
me, in nj: :)
jschlatt: "take me where ? nj ? no thanks"
me, now crying in nj:
I'm just crying in Cedar Rapids
3:09 "if there are any deaf people listening "