I PRESSED THE BUTTON.
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His name is actually Chlatt. Pronounced Schlatt, of course. The JS is actually short for Joseph Stalin.
js chlatt
i can't unsee it now
BP nice pfp
Quote from Minecraft vr
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooo
@k8nine wrong it's JavaScript
Joseph Schlatt
In this video we learned:
Smoking is a healthy way to relieve stress.
Schlatt is left handed.
schlatt has shown his lefthandedness in many videos
Ikr
I didn't notice
Never noticed his lefthanded inventory?
Dying Bryan: I am a joke to you?
Fun fact: Stalin laughed at his son and called him a bad shot after a failed attempt at suicide with a revolver.
DeGroots TUM well he was a bad shot
He isn't wrong
Schlatt was his son
Credible source ?
PRELL DELUXE No
Everyone: animal crossing
Jschlatt: STALIN
Brian The virgin Animal Crossing VS the Chad Stalin
Animal Crossing is a sixty dollar mobile game
NullJaegar but it’s not on iOS or android so it can’t be a mobile game
@@daneverharen1694 pocket camp u idiot
@@dingleton3083 to be fair the original comment is referring to new horizons
imagine being a spy, you walk in and see Stalin shooting himself repeatedly in the head yelling "IM THE MAN OF STEEL" man id just check myself into the gulag
Samuel lmao
Then you realise that he noticed you and hear the gun getting loaded again.
OF STEEL
@@KayG534 ricochet
@@captaingreen8656 good reference
schlatt, we’re all very concerned about you. you’ve been muttering “press the button” in your sleep for weeks. please wake up. волк misses you.
please schlatt, волк really misses you
Lmao 🅱️onk
please Schlatt. Someone needs to raise taxes and if there's one person made for it, it's you. Please wake up
ВОЛК IS DEAD. that lil wolf is dead... jcshlatt killed him. and behind the scenes, he killed his brother... he killed волк 2.
Ikr
the second hand stress from watching this video is overwhelming
And when the fuckin third hand comes in
Oh look its that animator guy
Second hand stress: ✔️
Second hand smoke: ✔️
Ah, I see what you did there
Bro, it’s noodle
Imaging having to spy on Stalin and as soon as you enter his room you hear this 10:00
Comic gold
I’d give you gold but this isn’t Reddit.
*walks backwards*
It sounds like Nixon saying "SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONES BREAKING IN" In bo1 zombies
I’d be scared shitless
Imagine just walking into the room and seeing Schlatt flailing his arms about screaming trying to keep the Soviet Union from crashing down all around him.
And then seeing him pick up the revolver and shoot you
that's just a normal day for his co-workers
holding a cigar and vr controller
i’m most concerned that schlatt would be running the soviet union
Imagine?
The timeline of this game:
1st: “DON’T PRESS THE BUTTON”
2nd: “Really thinking about pressing the button...”
3rd: “I PRESSED THE BUTTON”
That was his first video, his post, and this video. I wonder what the next installment will be
thinking about nicotine
Gaming Pro 3758 this is the one video he didn’t press the button
Reece McFarland dang didn’t even notice that lol nice catch
CTW TimeLess the button did nothing...
Then it is I pressed it again
I figured out I’m in purgatory and I’m forced to press the button
HELP HELP I can’t stop pressing the button
They are gonna hurt me if I don’t press it
So body finish this
This should definitely be classed as a horror game, especially the way Schlatt plays it
It’s in the horror games playlist
Sus Boy I made this comment before he made the playlist sooooooo, I couldn’t have known
@jj jj existential horror
Including the fact you get to kill 30 million people
pshycological horror specifically
4:20 This scene is perfect, the way Schlatt was talking to himself in the mirror and then spotting the first spy, and then seing the other spies. looking at the gun. looking back at the spy then just grabs it and starts shooting, with the music bass drop in the background this is perfect
and the time stamp being 4:20 just makes it so, so much better
and then another spy pops out of the curtain
@@primateprime6000 the song is korobeiniki, it is also known as the tetris theme
I'm curious about the song too...
*noice*
I can’t tell if this is a bit or if Schlatt is having an actual mental breakdown
its not a mental breakdown its the transition to communism
its not a bit i am jschlatt trust me
He is a fucking comedic genius he goes so deep into a character that one might never know who jschlatt really is
He managed to convince a group of girls that he was a gay, conservative catholic for 4 hours. Even his fan base doesn’t know if it was a bit.
@@catcactus1234 wait, when??
Schlatt speaking Russian might be the hottest thing I've ever heard
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As a russian person I can confirm it
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Yo hold up isnt ß German
@vaporwavewlw no dude, it isn't Russian
Fun fact: Stalin was very insecure about his arms, with one being shorter than the other. He often posed in photos and paintings to hide one of his arms
Huh, really now? Interesting.
The reason one arm was shorter was because of an accident in his youth
Soulfalon27 the Thirth and that accident related to his father,severely beating him with a stick in a very young age. Stalin came from a quite poor Georgian family
Kaiser wilhelm of Germany also had a similar problem but with a withered arm
Really? I thought I was ‘cause he got hit by some kind of wagon or something when he was around twelve. I studied Stalin for a school essay about a year ago though, so don’t put too much faith in me lol.
I know he got the facial scars from smallpox. And his dad did beat him, although I don’t think that would’ve stunted the growth of his arm ?
The fact that you instinctually take a deep breath when you smoke the pipe in this makes me feel like that's a genius play on the dev's end to help people calm down during this holy shit
“Can’t even imagine if I was addicted to nicotine” - also words spoken by dyin bryan, ten weeks before he died
dude , dyin bryan is a role model
When Dyin Bryan says he didn't smoke, he's Lyin' Bryan
@@altersky4060 favourite quote tbh
When dyin bryan smokes a cigarette he....takes 27 minutes off of his meanless existence
Pretty nice any% time.
Alternate title: Schlatt becomes Dyin Bryan and kills flies for a living
Ikr
@@Bruh-too-real I agree. Much appraciation of your contribution
lmao
The good old days before this whole dream bullshit
"I SHOT LENNON!"
"I SHOT LENNON!"
"I SHOT LENNON!"
-new york 1980
"I SHOT LENNIN"
"I SHOT LENNIN"
"I SHOT LENNIN"
Oh wait i also made a spelling mistake i forgot theres only one "n"
@@squareman8143 it's a joke because Schlatt pronounces Lenin like Lennon and John Lennon got shot in New York in 1980
"Imagine theres no heaven" smh should've imagined there's no .38 snubnose revolver instead
I question why this video is in the horror games playlist.
It should be in the "True Horror" playlist.
True
Fun fact:Stalin actually died of a stress induced stroke
And so will everyone who plays this game.
It was a stroke I think, but when he fell in convulsions, he pissed and shat himself
Ivan That’s everybody when they die.
@@rootheobserver he was still conscious then. His most loyal people stood above him and stopped any attempts at resuscitation
@@kas8ia oh cool
Jschlatt: **Enters VR**
Also Jschlatt: Proceeds to smell Stalin in front of the mirror.
They call me 50 Nick...
Ikr
They call me Smokestack...
This just in:
Schlatt is left handed, and therefore not a real person
One in four people aren’t real.
Im.. im left handed
@@kamrynyrmak Eventually You'll be No Handed!
@@yupled8541 He didnt respond for a reason!
@avxry True!
I love the clip at 7:27 , it almost seems planned the way it goes down, Stalin breaking down at a mere bug before unloading his gun at it, breaking the window, which symbolises himself breaking, the music blares as the once mighty leader is being teared down by flickering lights and minor insects, and the greatest enemy to his rule,
Himself.
Edit: if you want to go deeper, him swearing is not him yelling at the so-called monsters in his head, but himself , making demands at himself to calm down, as he recognised that he’s breaking, and he can’t stop it.
This is why I love schlatt, a lot of his videos play out like this. Hes literally just out here creating more impactful symbolism than a lot of writers
We do a bit of Loring
Cant wait for the sequel: woah there Hitler!
Sequel 2.0: Take a chill pill Obama!
Prequel: Calm your ass Trump!
Finn sweeney
hang on, hitler!
PFFFTTT
Crossover space spin-off: Piss off, Palpatine!
Jschlatt Trying to Convince Everyone He’s Not Actually Addicted to Nicotine Simulator
The J.T.C.E.H.N.A.A.N.S
I love how he sounded actually fucking terrified when he accidentally shot Lenin
Imagine walking into stalins office just to hear "IM THE MAN OF STEEL!" as Stalin repeatedly shoots himself with no effect
Why am I watching schlatt give a mosquito a pipe while saying “hey buddy you ever heard of nicotine”
because it's funny
Thanks @@galaxyofreesesking2124, funny man very funny
Yes @@glumbortango7182 very funny
Because the algorithm is a fickle thing
Think of it this way: why would you _not_ be?
1:43 "I beat the level by smoking"- Me after getting to stage 4 of cancer
I feel like this was supposed to be a joke, but it's just sad
@@cubedefender1802
Bruh, it's just Dyin Bryan
No way in slumped😂
Raw organs (meat) and blood cures cancer. Just feed your body what it fucking needs. It's not the smoking. Stop cooking your food. Also, make sure to ferment the meat a bit via hanging etc makes it easier digestable and will confirm if it's diseased or not, rotting meat should smell decent. Like cheese is fermented milk.
Dyin Bryan
if schlatt shooting his reflection in the mirror by accident at 7:27 wasn’t foreshadowing I have no clue what is
Wow! that "Здравствуйте" in the begining was legit
"uhh i-i shot Lenin, I accidentally shot Lenin"
sure you did Joseph
12:15
Lenin died of a stroke in 1924,meanwhile,the purge started i 1936
schlatt: "you know what they call me??"
me at the exact same time: "BUTTON MAN"
Me: Ladder man!
Obaman’t
666 likes
BLADES
He added this game to his horror game playlist. Understandable.
11:28 me getting new assignments each week despite the current situation
I don’t know if it’s the game that has the immaculate taste of classical music or schlatt. But i enjoyed listening to schlatt scream while Waltz 2 by shostakovich was in the background
kmsshu I hear the Tetris theme
yeah i thought it was Korobeiniki
there's like different songs tho
I think its Schlatt. Classical music is used frequently in a lot of his videos.
Name Surname yeah i know, he also put dance of the knights by prokofiev but waltz 2 has always been one of my favorite classical pieces.
Imagine the developers adding a metal hit sound effect when you shoot yourself. Truly, a man of steel. It's so small but just feels like a missed opportunity.
Just popping in to say that I appreciate how you warned Carson about Kat early on during that dating thing with Fitz. You're a real one, Schlatt.
Hecking Bamboozled when did he warn carson?? i didnt know about that
4:08 Song is "A Complete History of the Soviet Union Through the Eyes of a Humble Worker (Instrumental)", specifically at 4:20
This isn't just schlatt's decent into madness we're seeing, this is the reincarnation of dyin brian.
TertiaryConsumer but Bryan hasn’t died yet so he can’t be reincarnated
@@yulles225 but he died 10 weeks later aged 34
Patrik Oreb nah he still ain’t dead lmao
@@yulles225 well when is the 10 weeks up?
Oh no not the drug addict bryan again
Just buys some smokes at the beginning of evrry round and dies
the only consistent thing about schlatt videos is chaos and his mixed signals regarding political opinions
A Spy: “Stalin is distracted taking phone calls! Now’s the time to get intelligence photos!”
*Enters Room
* *Stalin immediately grabs the gun from the table without dropping the phone*
“I AM THE MAN OF STEEL”
*GUNSHOT*
8:00 made me die of laughter
“Was that the invisible hand of the market?” Brilliant XD
Timestamp?
Schlatt after 30 seconds of no nicotine: "I SHOT THE FLY AND MY MIRROR"
The part at 8:38 where he shoots himself and gently gasps is the funniest fucking thing
5:58 invisible hand of the market got me dead 😂😂😂
6:06 is definitely going to be my new ringtone. Thank you, Schlatt.
Joey boy.... Your the best... No one can beat you Joey.
hala madrid 13 > 5
*Ominous Noise*
50 Nic: They call me S M O K E S T A C K
12:20 oh hi Mark Chapman
"i feel so utterly fucking helpless right now" literally me around people above 5'9
"This game makes you feel like stalin"
-IGN
"It has a little something for everyone"
“No mom, you can’t come in, I’m being Stalin.”
Mom said it's my turn to dictate
i love when he sinks up music to events, it feels like a cinematic event
Вы сказали "здравствуйте" почти без акцента, похвально
Schlatt isnt himself anymore, oh maybe he was always like this
actually the j in jschlatt is for joe. it's who he's always been
Joe mama!
He's been always like this
Schlatt is a reptilian
Ben Humphrey Nyet JOESPH STALIN
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I'm genuinely concerned that Schlatt can't discern the game from reality anymore, he's too far gone
He IS Stalin
hopefully you’re not *actually* concerned because schlatt was just putting on an act
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schlatt: only a week left for the merch
my goldfish brain forgetting i bought one already: oh shoot gotta buy that
Why is this so fucking accurate rn
7:20 is when he loses his sanity
Schlatt could be stalin without trying
Nah, he hates Stal too much
this has given me and idea for a chrome extension
@@Catnippy could you elaborate
6:03 idk why that looked badass.
0:13
Speaking of WWIII
The way i came to this video....
Alternate title:
Button Man: Working your way through pressure by nicotine, booze and tons of gunshots!
jschlatt after not streaming for 4 months: LET ME UPLOAD 7 DAYS IN A ROW FOR NO REASON
DragonBorn _EXE hey I ain’t complaining
Schlatt said on misfits that he's taking a break from streaming, but still wants to provide content
2.5 months
Zertyx I know
I like how this is in the "Schlatt plays horror games" playlist on his channel
ever since this video was uploaded, schlatt has never been the same. he lost the small bit of sanity he had left.
Schlatt got so angry and stressed he started speaking Russian.
Kaleb8804 time stamp?
@@LOCAL_LEE never
Bailey Davenport 10:18
Schlatt: gets annoyed at all the stressed things, but powers through
Also Schlatt: FLYS FLYS FLYS KILL KILL KILL AH AH AH
12:11 Fanny Kaplan on August 30th 1918
4:20 ok some has to cut that short and make a meme out of it
NO schlatt, you KNOW that the button is too tempting and only bad things come from it!
*_button_*
*lever*
*push machine*
*pulley*
Schlatt: *smokes in vr*
also schlatt: *becomes drugee*
you mean *gets high*
"Hey buddy, you ever heard of nicotine."
You all are very young
@@exetone how do you know
@@exetone yeah it almost hurts to read the comments
The classical music makes this one of my favorite videos of all time. I wish people used classical more in their videos because it creates such an incredible atmosphere
Unfortunately now most cant because of dmca
4:35 Jesus Christ his hands are fucking shaking
Btw I like how he rapidly changes from panickimg mode to chill mode
Tomorrow I bet he is going to post "Thinking about the consequences"
Edit: Or
"Thinking about my pipe"
thinking about nicotine
thinking about all the flys i killed
Thinking about Stalin
thinking about lenin
thinking about the cigar
8:28 this is historically true to what Stalin said every morning
Nobody gonna comment on the fact that he’s acting as paranoid as the real Stalin, like when I watch this video it just looks like go-pro footage of Stalin in the Cold War
Watching Stalin in the reflection and TV screen is actually way funnier imagining him acting like this
can’t wait for part three, schlatt Actually starts world war three
No wonder no one got in the room when he got that hearth attack.
We all know only the electrician could have saved him.
10:37 *hell*
what is the sound effect
7:14 - activate air defense, right now!
0:59 You've heard of Dyin Bryan, now get ready for Smokin Stalin
you heard of dyin bryan now get ready for seizure stalin
*Lacrimosa starts playing in any of Schlatt's videos*
"Why do I hear boss music?"
Schlatt: *Is having a panic attack*
Music:
i hope this becomes an entire game
1:13
this part is genuinely terrifying
Schlatt: SMOKE THE PIPE FOR 30 SECONDS
Teenagers: a daily thing this is
0utCast I read this comment as it he said it
"I shot Lenin!" - Jschlatt 2020
You've become what you've sworn to destroy, *STAL*
Watching this video on 0 hours of sleep is an experience. Im not sure if the phone calls are real or not, I feel each puff, and I can barely recognise that I have a physical form
fucking same
“They call me Smokestack.”
- Joseph Stalin
"All great dictators had moustaches"
The fact that schlatt knows exactly how to use a speedloader and reactively grabs one terrifies me
I always knew the J in jschlatt stood for "Joseph Stalin"
Schlatt says “zdravstvuyte” better than many Russians lol
Пошёл в жопу 😂😂😂😂
Denis Channel кто разрешил из под стола вылезти?😤😡
wait I'm dumb, when does he say that?
greyglass very first word
@@snipemic9879 literally the first thing he says
12:20 to 12:33 was genuinely Oscar worthy acting.
at this point i dont think it was acting
Michael Reeves would build this game irl but with tazers if you press the button LMAO
Fun fact: You can eat the flies in this game
Please don’t ask me how I know this
Bruh...
Have you even played vr if you havent attempted to eat every item given to you