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- Опубліковано 18 тра 2020
- Schlatt plays Five Nights At Freddy's for the second time.
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Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. - Ігри
"look at bonnie"
>looks at chica
>turns to bonnie
"who's this?"
Big brain time
I’ve never seen that man in my life
Gingoo 22
Did you seriously just link your own video in the comment section of someone else’s video? Like come on man, don’t do that shit.
SailingOnThePrairie
Much agreed.
Gingoo 22 this is either 100% genuine or an elaborate shit post lmao
"Look at Bonnie over here"
circles cursor around chica multiple times
Wdym that's Bonnie the chicken
This video makes me mad because of this
That got me so pissed 😂
i want to think he did that on purpose but schlatt is too much of a boomer to do that
Wait if he likes Bonnie, who's male, does that make Jschlatt...
"Can i give them a seizure? You think one of them is epileptic?"
~jschlatt 2020
Foxy is
Me when I enter the orphanage:
@@That_Guy_Ty WHATDIDHESAYYY
@@bigmamafries stop and never comment
@@That_Guy_Ty is your name technoblade by any chance
imagine being this dude's neighbor and hearing 'THERE'S COCAINE IN THE MASK, I PUT COCAINE IN THE MASK'
W H E N
@@justbilly 4:14
@@laserspacecats4295 ty
10x funnier knowing hes american
He lives in NYC, it probably wouldn't make it onto the top 5 weirdest things they heard that day
Schlatt: *looks at chica
“Bonnie’s looking kinda sexy ngl”
Isaac Robertson every fnaf fan: REEEEEEEEEE
He looks at Bonnie and asks “who is that?”
Gayschlatt confirmed
Also schlatt: **looks at bonnie**
"I dunno that one"
'Zooming intensifies'
*looking at Chica*
"Wow look at Bonnie!"
*looks at Bonnie*
"Idk this one..."
Ikr
I got a little annoyed lol
‘Where’s the blue one go? Bonnie’s still there’
Jayy y Nice troll dude
@Jayy y Damn you fell for that? It's a joke.
alternative title: jschlatt becomes gay and simps over bonnie the entire time and doesn't realize thats the wrong character
Do not forget about the cocaine addiction
gayschlatt
@@CallMeIvan_ who’s to say they didn’t make it lol?
@@charlieliez123 RIP lol
@@CallMeIvan_ im just saying, if your only fucking argument is “haha stooped profile picture” (I assume that’s what pfp means because I actually use the English language) then clearly nobody should bother listening to what you have to say.
Good day.
for how scared Schlatt is of making 5 dollars an hour, he seems to love his new job making a little less than 2.50 an hour
EXACTLY it's so sad every time he's like "god at least I'm not making 5 dollars an hour anymore" I'm just. Oh no oh dear. Oh even your last final scrap of hope is nothing but an illusion. It just makes me so weirdly sad
he makes 2.68 dollars more in fnaf than he did on is old job, the fnaf 2 player makes 7.68 dollars
theres still hope
@@amnah6956 no if he works 8 hour shifts it's 1.79 an hour
@@AuGrrr he doesn't work 8 hour shifts though? The night lasts from 12 to 6 so a 6 hour work day
@@anythingallowed792 shit well even then it's 2.39 an hour and he got 5 dollars an hour at his old job.
"the point is i pUt dRUGS IN THE MASK. I PUT DRUGS IN THE MASK. I PUT DRUGS IN THE MASK, AND I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING"
Smells like a new Honda Civic
Going to make that my yearbook caption
Plague Doctors be like:
Unus annus
@@lagalvin1123 only 8 days :(
"Look at bonnie over here"
*zooms in on chica*
he's uncultured
I know write??? Hes such a fucking noob idiot
"Who is this, never seen this before" while zooming in on bonnie
@@indigo5796 haha that was some funny joke lol u spell bad that's the joke haahahahahahhhahha
Fee cee ua-cam.com/video/45Fnj0POs-I/v-deo.html
1:22 so you're trying to tell me he got JJ under his desk on his first night? Ever?
I never noticed that until he pointed that out. What are the odds?
what does jj stand for
@@vidku Balloon Girl, but I don't see how.
i seem to notice a trend whenever anyone in lunch club/goopcast group plays any FNAF game they get rare screens almost instantly (traves got multiple)
@Ghost Hunter Mike jballoon jgirl
ive legitimately never seen someone run out of flashlight in five nights at freddy’s 2
When he turned the pizzeria into a disco party with the flashlight
Schlatt’s FNAF series should be titled: My Terrifying Attempts to Pay off my Debt
𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚞𝚜
$90,000 debt
Five Nights at Tom Nook's
Tom Nook is waiting
no that's animal crossing
I feel like when schlatts scared there is a desperate battle between keeping his bit and not being absolutely terrified
Ikr
I think you mean a battle between keeping his bit and being absolutely terrified.
Not when being absolutely terrified *is* the bit.
So can I just do this...? This character makes 100.50 a week, works 12:00am - 6:am (6 hours), for 5 days.
6 times five is 30 then divide 100.50 by 30
This character makes 3.35 an hour, inflation does play a role though
fnaf 2 takes place in 1987, 3.35 an hour is 7.68 an hour today.
The character you're playing makes 2.68 more than you did in your old job
Improvement is improvement
You have too much time on your hands.
@@carsont9407 shhh
@@denksmitd ....no, it has literally no difference....or, I think it would be very very close to the same but just off by a couple cents
@Brooklynn Nelms
6×5=30 (how many hours worked)
100.50÷30=3.35 (earned per hour)
3.35 then is 7.68 now
7.68-5=2.68
It's not complicated, I just used many words to sound cool
"can I give em a seizure?" maybe not them, but definitely me
what’s it like to have a seizure
What, you don’t just ask people that
@@kay-sp4gk LMAO WHAT
@@ixpextion3145 cuz i’m an asshole and i don’t think before i speak
@@kay-sp4gk Relatable
“the blue ones gone, bonnie’s still there”
everyone: 👁👄👁
👁👄🔵
tru
big grrrrrr
blUefAcE bAbY
Y E A H Y E A H A I G H T
@@TangerineJuice. Sans? Uh oh
"Can i give them a seizure? You think one of them is epileptic?"
_Oh yeah, this is big brain time_
Can’t be killed by an animatronic, *if the all the animatronics are spazzing out*
666 likes lol
*when you realize the old ones are epileptic*
@@chaoticjusticedynmo4117 Freddy Spaz Bear
@@waxcutter9813 google images, if you still want it after 2 months
“Stares at Bonnie, says nothing” “Looks at Chica” “Danm Bonnie is looking hot today” -jschlatt
12:58
Jschlatt: “Hello?”
Game: “Ayy!”
Better title name: Schlatt talks about his cocaine addiction while playing fnaf
Lmfao
And you forgot his bad work experience with 5 dolars per hour cleaning grease
Os it cocaine or hallucinogens
Dillon Weeks the fuck you call me?
imagine openly mentioning your cocaine addiction to the world under the guise of a mere joke and getting PAID FOR IT.
“I was never the guy that enjoyed loud is funny” - jschlatt
Now, that’s a topical meme
Gold
F u n n y m i c.
*i want him gone*
@@sethmorita1929 you know me carson
Jschlatt playing fnaf....
Anxiety: stonks 📈
its funny they put so many meme sounds in fnaf lol like the hello and the cringe horror bell
Normal people when something scary happens: *screams*
Jschlatt: 11:54 *aggressive owl noises*
“thinkin about chica’s thicc thighs”
ok_thats_epic_ _ *bonnie
You mean bonnie the chicken? Right?
Who isn't?
bonnie*
Whos that?
For some reason Schlatt sounds like a fired, drunk employee who doesn't know what he's doing.
@Yeetus Yeetus Kermit self deletus I like trains fair point
Perfect for the role.
So he sounds like the fnaf employee
you're saying he's not already?
@@gnoodle9681 ⁸⁹
plot twist: schlatt has been imagining everything and he's just lying on the floor just huffed out of his mind with the mask on
BB: Hello
Schlatt: Hello! -waIT WHAT?!
*my grandpa hanging onto life* "Let me talk about iCarly for a sec."
I know this is 6 months ago but I must say this
*"grandpa what the fuck."*
@@net.611 🤣😂
@@net.611 xD lul
I was reading this and then he said it
What
schlatt: *dies multiple times because he put on the mask infront of the wrong animatronics*
also schlatt when the same ones are in the hallway again: I THINK IM SUPPOSED TO PUT ON THE MASK RIGHT NOWWW
Bonnie at his desk
Jschlatt: puts on mask after 5 years
Also Jschlatt when he gets jumpscared: I HAD THE MASK ON
Petition for Schlatt to try the vr version of this game.
Swaggersouls just tried it out
Didn't really try much out
Yes
Please like the comment so the j man upstairs can see
Yesss
Remember when this game was all people talked about along with Minecraft. Man how time flies.
Mike Gorman damn true :,)
I watched Markiplier scream at fucking 12 at night at my uncles... good times
(Little spoiled shit, me)
Time hasn’t changes much then have they? We always circle back.
@@alkomusios5740 very true my friend except we do grow up and the content also does
remember when people would make this game IN minecraft but you were a little kid so you didnt know what clickbait was and you didnt really care?
You’re so right! I remember when the FNAF 2 teaser came out and everyone freaked out and made lore videos and theories! Those were the days my friend.
schlatt: the blue ones gone, but bonnie, she’s still there.
literally everyone else: that’s not... never mind.
I love how this man is ranting about anything and everything at 2 am while playing Fnaf
balloon boy: "hello?"
schlatt: is that A CAT
All of that rhymed
it is a cat what do you mean
"Is that a fuckin' cat? Looks like grandma, the fuckin' thing...BLINK, motherfucker!"
I'm not entirely sure that video is what he was referencing but it's still one of the funniest videos on the internet, fight me
@@AquarianZenaida he was referencing a spanish meme
@@corz299 ...i dont think you get it
"Where are the three wise men when you need 'em?"
The most normal joke he's ever made.
Uh... hello? Hello. Hello
And then there's "I can finally live my dream of becoming a furry!"
More like 10 hot men.
"there's a subreddit for this game and it's got 124k subscribers?" I'm just going to sit here and pretend I'm not part of that 124k people
Why does schlatt actually sound like the phone guy in the intro
“I’m a furry like you”
- jschlatt 2020
Nah
haN
Holy shit is that Don Cheadle
@@Av0cadoToast lmaoooooooo
Nha
You know Schlatt’s stressed when he talks about his past jobs
why ?
Julielamasse he said in a past video he talks about past jobs when stressed
@@emma2281 oh ok thanks m'amène !
“I’m Carly! I’m Sam! And this episode of iCarly is sponsored by RayCon, the most affordable and best quality earbuds on the market!”
I love how when he gets too scared he puts an intermission so he can calm down
I love that he starts talking about plague doctors more intensely as he he’s getting more scared
Honestly what a mood, it's kinda adorable
Next thing we know hes gonna start talking about covid the next time hes scared
"Thinking about becoming a furry"
"Thinking about my chemicals"
"Thinking about plague doctors"
"Thinking about spaghetti tacos"
"Thinking about cleaning greese off the floor with a mop while being paid arguably less than a Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria employee"
I think that last one really has a ring to it
Thinking about the RMS Lucitainia
The list is endless
You forgot thinking about Icarly
Andrezits thinking about Freddy’s nose honking
These are actually some of his most entertaining videos jeez keep it up dad
“Thinking about choosing a fursona.”
His is a ram
@@tony_5156 *You just pushed it too far*
I bet it's "bonnie the chicken"
@@DocksOfFoxes I'm surprised no one made a comment about how your comment can be taken the wrong way
@@kingchickenwing4887 Someone probably will now that you say that.
Who’s gonna tell him about fnaf vr
Who’s gonna tell him about the other 3 games?
@@fbiagent5616 are u my FBI AGENT
@@braylonbest6895 No,he is my FBI agent
@@alinastanescu4430 no no no no no,
OUR fbi agent
nobody . his soul won't make it
I wish Schlatt had his face cam on at this point. That’s the best part of these games lol.
5:06 “I feel significantly more in control than the last *five nights AND freddys* “
"I'm just a dumb little furry, that's all I am."
- Schlatt 2020
“I’m gay” - Jschlatt, 2019
That’s his presidential campaign motto
FurrySchlatt
They call him the furry
thats just what i say when i first meet someone. warn them before they learn I have a fursuit so they can run well they still can haha
*points at chica* “Lmao look at bonnie over here”
*immediately points at bonnie* “Who tf is this one?”
Excuse me..?
tyreece hey tyreece
@lee. Hey lee.
Hey there ki8k
R y n n whats up r y n n
Bedrock howdy there bedrock
Schlatt: *puts on Freddy mask*
Guy: *pants and moans*
I love how he calls Chica Bonnie for so long! LOL!
I am LAUGHING OUT LOUD! 🤣🤣😅😂😂😂😂😂🤣😅😂😂😂😂😉😉
“Can I give one of them a seizure, is one of them epileptic”
Bruh he predicted foxy in this game
Damn
Damn
damn
Damn
Damn
Schlatt: “lemme talk about icarly while I sit in a dark room with a furry mask”
don't forget drugs
I love how when Schlatt gets jumpscared he just turns into the f***ing joker
"Uhh.... Hey listen,"
"The secret to SMOOTH hair...."
“Do you think one of them is epileptic? Can I give them a seizure?”
And now I know to never hand this man a flashlight
Same with a sword
He did the same thing to minx with his Christmas tree
Big boi kakyoin
@@Husk-E23 it was his room lights that he flashed
He tried to kill traves with one at a zoo
schlatt: "Look at bonnie"
schlatt: *Looks at chica*
Please explain in more context! Is schlatt roleplaying on his favorite roblox server?
@@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 LMAO
Pasta salad I know you deleted your comment but I have never watched game grumps in my life
Looks at bonnie*
who the fuck is this one?
I really wanted him to play the minigames cause I wanted to know his reaction to Purple Guy killing the kid outside the restaurant
Jschlatt is so kind that he puts some intermission after one jumpscare to calm down the viewers
Jumpscare list:
*1st night*
1:59 (minor)
2:18 (very minor)
2:27 (very minor)
2:35 (minor)
*2nd night*
3:36 (very minor, jschlatt doesn’t see him)
3:44 (minor)
3:57 (very minor)
4:01 (minor)
4:07 (relatively minor)
4:37 (minor)
*3rd night*
5:24 (major)
7:00 (minor)
7:07 (minor)
7:22 (medium)
7:29 (major)
7:53 (major)
8:18 (very minor)
8:37 (medium ish)
8:51 (medium ish)
8:57 (major)
9:31 (minor)
9:58 (medium ish)
10:16 (major)
11:38 (minor)
12:40 (medium)
12:47 (major)
14:02 (major)
15:28 (meduim)
15:46 (medium ish)
16:06 (major)
thank you
You should’ve made the time stamps a few seconds off from the actual jump to really mess with people
Micah Koziol nah I’m just here to help people not have a panic attack
some of these aren’t jump scares and they’re just him seeing the animatronics but ig that scares some people too
Its people like you who make the world more tolerable
chadow dawise thank you!
Schlatt Tomorrow: “Thinking about smoking herbs.”
*Thinking about death*
thinking about the bite of '87
KikedSpiderMonky he already did that when he played the first game
Always thinking about smoking herbs...
Thyme is a personal favorite.
thinking about “bonnie”
6:58 can somebody please tell me what that song is in the background? Ive been trying to search it up and I can not find it, if you could tell me I'd greatly appreciate it.
Nicotine and Gravy by Beck, if ya like i'd highly recommend the album its off of: Midnite Vultures
It's Nicotine & Gravy by Beck!
@@coleteague2565 YO THANK YOUUU
@@madisonxmeadows THANK UUUUU
I didn’t expect to see that this video was only uploaded 2 weeks ago, I thought it was like 5 or so weeks ago
5:52 peaceful animal crossing music*
*5:53** Freddy farts a loud one at 12am in the hallway ASMR*
Sadly, there is someone out there who would actually nut to that second part.
Bootaro Shoejo .... why did you- AHHHH
I’m hysteric rn. Lmao.
I lost it at this comment
@@bootaroshoejo7210 no
I love how he can just talk about ICarly for 16 minutes straight
Who cant
Is this some kind of talent, this man talked about hot pockets for 15 minutes last time.
I love that until I watched the video I didn’t doubt you
Ben Lassy he talked about hot pocket for like twenty minutes straight with Wilbur so I'm not surprised
So glad this just now popped up in my feed
I feel like is he played the mini games and really payed attention to it. Learning the lore and such, he’d have a very different playing experience of the game
I don’t know what’s more entertaining.
The bears scaring the shit out of Schlatt.
Or Schlatt rambling on about plague doctors and his job cooking chicken.
Ngl his stories are interesting
THERE ARE DRUGS IN THE MASK.
@@roseyaxolotl6272MY POINT IS THEIR IS DRUGS IN THE MASK
I initially misread “chicken” as “children”
schlatt tmrw: “thinking abt bonnies beak😍”
Did you just have a stroke?
?
Campana Manuel wym???
Campana Manuel no1 is hvin a stroke wby?
Sophia Ventriglia do u mean chika??
Boy, I tried spaghetti tacos, because we had tortillas in the middle of the table for the meat we had alongside the spaghetti, and it was good
jshlatt: *exists*
Foxy: “And I took that personally.”
idk why schlatt finding out “hello” was fron fnaf was genuinely so hilarious to me
Honestly I didn’t know that either
timestamp?
12:23
You mean the cat video
I love rewatching old schlatt videos, can’t tell if he’s sleep deprived or just dumb 😂
1:25 all my fellow APPUSH students are gonna recognize that one.
the Lusitania was a British boat during the first world war. The ship was bombed by the Germans because Germany and Great Britain were at war during this time. The Lusitania happened to be holding 26 American passengers who were killed in the attack, and because of this, the Americans were very angry. To be fair though, the Germans did warn American citizens in newspaper ads that it was dangerous to travel during the war between Germany and Great Britain.
schlatt calling chica bonnie then immediately saying “who’s that?” to bonnie is my aesthetic
Schlatt: “is one of them epileptic?”
Foxy:”Umm...”
Goachey Skie 😂nah my mind’s been made up for a while, the only one I’m thinking about is Schlatt and his 10 hot sweaty men🥵
NaturalCauses 619 wha-
5:28 for whoever needs calm intermission
I love how he goes I can always live my dream of being a furry
“Thinking about Bonnie”
Alex Farha why are you thinking
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""bonnie""""""""""""""""""""""""
@@nagi2960 Why
same
yes
Schlatt Tomorrow: “thinking about forcefully shoving a toddler into a metal fursuit”
He is the man behind the slaughter
We have to wait for fnaf 3 for that
@@gingooreal are you mentally ok my guy? You obviously aren't bc you're advertising your own video
kylie bruh thinking about burning a building
@@francescodegregorio2824 the man behind the schlaughtter
schlatts real good at catchin barred knifejaws
At 1:22 if you look under the table Schlatt got an easter egg.
She is called JJ.
-hi I'm JJ I'm Ballon boys sisterrrrrr- I hate them both lol they r so annoying
mm yes like nobody knows
this game is like 6 years old now
He’s really calling every animatronic that’s not Freddy “Bonnie”
Except Bonnie
Safwan Shahriar yeah, that’s chica
“It didn’t scare me enough the last time”
_was scared both times_
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15:12 I felt genuine pride when he figured out the formula after not getting the game for the entire video
Song at 6:52 is Nicotine And Gravy by Beck
So I guess Schlatt is a gay furry that’s 90,000 dollars in debt now.
No, he may be a furry but he still has the Schlatt and it’s profits
Dont forget Catholic
and likes Stal
Always has been and always will be
no, just no
that's not even a little funny
schlatt later today: thinking about becoming a furry again
Again?
he’s been a furry?
Wrong
This is wrong
I fear
How glad I am he included those intermissions, I swear they're needed for both parties 0-0
The fact that in Schlatts newest video he promotes Raid is just shows how much foreshadowing this lore has
“You think one of them is epileptic?”
Me having a seizure:
elliptic? like an oval?
Elliptic like an elliptical or like an oval wdym
They mean epileptic
@@hambubgerr ohhh, like those things at the gym?
I dont know why but this reply thread killed me.
“Look at Bonnie over here, augh.”
*zooms in on chica.*
who’s chica
“Who is this” and then zooms actual Bonnie
YaBoiEcho Chica is the yellow animatronic in the first game, but in this game she’s Toy Chica and the blue one is Toy Bonnie.
Electric Crab r/whooosh
Fuck off with your Reddit garbage
Can’t believe that Foxy jumpscare got me
Me watching this in the middle of the night be like: _yep this is fine_
Funny game, don't you think?
@@thegrimminal9461 yeah
"Can i give them a seizure?"
-Jschlatt
who is this jsclatt figure
Just like Minx
Jsclatt
@@gakmey a god
thinking about giving them a seizure
Schlatt tomorrow: "Thinking about getting a fursuit"
Imagine being able to say “jschlatt paid me to make him a fursuit.”
I meeeeean true
Thinking about the bite of '83
If this shows up tomorrow we few hundred know where he found it
Schlatt: "I love Bonnie" 🥰😌✋
Also Schlatt: [looks at Bonnie] "Who tf are you?"😒🧐🙄