i read prince harrys book so you dont have to

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  • @LampshadeDoggo
    @LampshadeDoggo Рік тому +7149

    "Africa is my thing" is the most colonial thing he could have said

    • @SuperStella1111
      @SuperStella1111 Рік тому +217

      It’s the most shocking thing he revealed about William, but everyone is so busy with the “he hit Harry!” story (siblings do) it just didn’t get mentioned in criticisms of the book. William is like a Teflon guy. That quote should follow him through life.

    • @purplelove3666
      @purplelove3666 Рік тому +17

      No, looking for colonialism where it doesn't belong

    • @frogwhisperer2067
      @frogwhisperer2067 Рік тому +74

      Elephants! Rhinos! The only two African things!

    • @thaaqibabrahams4095
      @thaaqibabrahams4095 Рік тому +57

      ​@@purplelove3666 it literally belongs in the UK

    • @Deszy
      @Deszy Рік тому +21

      It's from Harry AND from his memory. In a book with lots of word salad which was written by a ghost writer. Besides, Harry cannot remember everything literally so it isn't even a fact that William sad that.

  • @bellazayerz9013
    @bellazayerz9013 Рік тому +3528

    Harry describing Meghan just gave me Wattpad 2016

  • @chandiniram
    @chandiniram Рік тому +5582

    I can sleep in peace knowing that I am not a prince and will never be able to embarrass myself to this degree

  • @enbloop
    @enbloop Рік тому +6616

    Harry's book gives the same energy as my middle school diary 💀

  • @gabrielavieira4670
    @gabrielavieira4670 Рік тому +7190

    Can you IMAGINE the editors/ the publisher’s reactions when they got first drafts of this book? The line about mommy and the penis?

    • @JL_Lux
      @JL_Lux Рік тому +204

      He had more things about Williams and Charles but kept it out to be nice lmaoooo

    • @timea5363
      @timea5363 Рік тому

      It's so f*cking pathetic..🤣

    • @jessicaandersson4313
      @jessicaandersson4313 Рік тому +195

      ​@@JL_Lux The lawyers kept a lot out and cinsidering how much have been debunked it's a good thing.

    • @daniellekrammel4211
      @daniellekrammel4211 Рік тому +25

      Yeah but wasn't it a ghost writer? What the heck does that even mean?

    • @rk-lr5pc
      @rk-lr5pc Рік тому +17

      @@daniellekrammel4211 megsie is the ghost writer

  • @ma_kenz
    @ma_kenz Рік тому +11336

    Prince Harry is a textbook oversharer who’s been suppressed from disclosing anything his whole life so now he’s making up for lost time lmao

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +1347

      and i love him for that

    • @racheln2438
      @racheln2438 Рік тому +829

      i also feel like a lot of what he shared has to do with not wanting the royal family to have anything to hold over his own head too

    • @ma_kenz
      @ma_kenz Рік тому +373

      @@racheln2438 Yes, good point! There’s nothing for them to leak if he airs it all out.

    • @duncanhewitt6557
      @duncanhewitt6557 Рік тому +49

      How much of this book is made up from the mind of moehringer?

    • @ma_kenz
      @ma_kenz Рік тому +79

      @@duncanhewitt6557 I forgot his ghostwriter’s name, so I thought that was a weird nickname or typo for Meghan 🤭 But it’s very possible he took some liberties to make things more provocative.

  • @joshuab9226
    @joshuab9226 Рік тому +12982

    Medieval Prince Harry would’ve had a much more interesting story. They would’ve called him something like Harry Flamebeard (or Harry of the Frosted Tip by his foes) and after being exiled and marrying a common-born foreigner he would’ve mustered up a bunch of mercenaries and second-born sons and return to start a (probably disastrous) civil war in England against William the Bald for the throne of King Charles the Adulterer.
    Fortunately now exiled nobles can just vent their frustrations with weed and podcasting.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +1713

      this is the narrative i want

    • @joshuab9226
      @joshuab9226 Рік тому +1163

      @@uncarley Instead of a petty little scuffle in the kitchen, Harry and William could’ve had a duel to the death on the banks of the Thames or something cool like that.
      Also they’d probably lock Prince Andrew in the Tower of London because he’s too embarrassing and tell everyone he died of a tragic case of bad humours. That would be nice.

    • @aaaeia
      @aaaeia Рік тому +226

      u should write a book

    • @lesbiangoddess290
      @lesbiangoddess290 Рік тому +86

      This is what we need.

    • @allbutperfect
      @allbutperfect Рік тому +159

      write this. immediately😭

  • @ashnishiju
    @ashnishiju Рік тому +4000

    harry: "an effort not to overshare"
    also harry: *writes an entire book*

    • @lordfreerealestate8302
      @lordfreerealestate8302 Рік тому +1

      Including anecdotes about his frostbitten pen*s and losing his virginity behind a pub. 😂😂

    • @bethanychatman9531
      @bethanychatman9531 Рік тому

      And I understand telling your story, everyone has that right and that's fine. But he didn't have to talk about his dick as much as everyone's reviewing.

    • @ZsuzsannaBudapest
      @ZsuzsannaBudapest Рік тому +7

      You know in the USA we use editors. Writers turn in the pages. Editors rip some out, put some back. But Harry can write, as he dictated most of these pages. It reads very naturally. He has his grandmother's wit, and his mother's love for fun, dancing and outdoors.

    • @ZsuzsannaBudapest
      @ZsuzsannaBudapest Рік тому +4

      And has acquired a raw new language of therapy.

    • @wcolautti
      @wcolautti 11 місяців тому +2

      Well, I believe Meghan wrote Part III of the book.

  • @emmaharrison6233
    @emmaharrison6233 Рік тому +8637

    I just find it so funny that will asked harry to pretend not to know him at school as if they weren't some of the most famous siblings in the world and everybody knew they were brothers anyway💀💀

    • @thaisgregorio2734
      @thaisgregorio2734 Рік тому +556

      Exactly! Teenagers can be so silly sometimes hahahahahahah

    • @noodles8951
      @noodles8951 Рік тому +277

      Man i did the same to my little sister. I ask her to act as if we don't know each other in school

    • @veenovo4777
      @veenovo4777 Рік тому +84

      Wasn’t it more like don’t speak to me kind of thing

    • @ellen2022s
      @ellen2022s Рік тому +182

      with a brother like Harry I'd pretend he's not my brother too.

    • @bip5395
      @bip5395 Рік тому +142

      I find it so funny that there are still people who find Harry credible enough to believe the version of events he tells 😂

  • @LoveLaw
    @LoveLaw Рік тому +6872

    It’s like my grandpa always told me. Rather stay quiet and let them wonder if you’re an idiot, than opening your mouth and confirming it😂

    • @saulmike4423
      @saulmike4423 Рік тому +29

      😂😂😂😂

    • @tracysmith6944
      @tracysmith6944 Рік тому +9

      If I'm reading you right? 🤣😅🤣😅 priceless ...

    • @gritsgalraisedinthesouth
      @gritsgalraisedinthesouth Рік тому +6

      Bingo

    • @iyananana5701
      @iyananana5701 Рік тому +4

      I love this🤣

    • @misswinnie4.8
      @misswinnie4.8 Рік тому +54

      @Don’t come for me unless I send for you 🤷
      1. “Even a fool, when he holds his peace, is counted wise: and he that shuts his lips is esteemed a man of understanding.”
 Proverbs 17:28 American King James Bible
      2. “It’s better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open ones mouth and remove all doubt” ­­- Mark Twain (attributed)

  • @foxja1
    @foxja1 Рік тому +2363

    If any of them wrote a book I’d actually read, it’s Edward. If Charles is the heir, Andrew (icky) is the spare, I wanna know about the irrelevant fourth child, who just watched everything unfold, like Ik damn well he’s got some stories. Arguably the most unhinged and hinged family member

    • @mariagordanier3404
      @mariagordanier3404 Рік тому +71

      He proably has a millon kinks. Andrew's teddy bears would be hard to top tho.

    • @bumblebee7384
      @bumblebee7384 Рік тому +342

      Interesting thing is Prince Edward is the first royal to actually work outside of the royal in a private sector. I mean Harry here is complaining how he wasn’t taught to survive in the normal world, hey his uncle did maybe he should learn from him. Like Prince Edward’s book could be a know how on how to be a “normal” royal .

    • @EdGee1989
      @EdGee1989 Рік тому +29

      Andrew is not a spare. It would be Anne, Princess Royal.

    • @07meganann
      @07meganann Рік тому +113

      @@EdGee1989- he is though. At that point they hadn’t changed the law that female heirs can be first in line. If Elizabeth had a younger brother he would have been the heir not her

    • @fanni24
      @fanni24 Рік тому +120

      @@bumblebee7384 Exactly, Harry was just trying to play the victim so no one questioned why he didn't study, work or do anything remotely productive instead of whinging 24/7. He makes it seem like the family is a bunch of Neanderthals and he was the revolutionary that started all the changes. Well, no. Diana, Charles, even Harry's grandmother's sister, Margaret went to therapysts regularly. Prince Edward and his wife, Princess Anne's children all had regular jobs. Even Prince William worked as an emergency helicopter pilot. In real life he just stuck at the age of 12 maybe, didn't elevate his life past that and now he wants to blame someone for it so badly.

  • @REDinitial
    @REDinitial Рік тому +1214

    Ok but now imagine being Harry's ghostwriter and you sit him down and he tells you about his frostbitten todger and Elizabeth Arden cream reminding him of his mother's smell and then having to put that down into a coherent narrative.

    • @erinaa9486
      @erinaa9486 Рік тому +15

      AHHHHH I just got up to the todger in the video!! 🤣🤣🤣 TODGER I can't 😂🤣😭

    • @Mel-jr5cz
      @Mel-jr5cz Рік тому +26

      "coherent"

    • @Sage-Em
      @Sage-Em Рік тому +11

      Who said it was coherent? It ended up being completely unhinged

  • @joezdtv
    @joezdtv Рік тому +13569

    you’re not the hero we deserved, but the one we needed

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +534

      happy to serve my people

    • @khalilahd.
      @khalilahd. Рік тому +144

      She really is a woman for the people cause I did not want to read this 😭

    • @hay_bail1
      @hay_bail1 Рік тому +42

      I know right. Only the strong could make it through a book by Harry.

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird Рік тому +14

      @@uncarley 15:32 “rows” actually rhymes with “cows.” It’s a UK term for argument.

    • @ZabaTheFrog
      @ZabaTheFrog Рік тому +3

      @@uncarley quick comment. I went to boarding school and a lot of friends did. It's not normal to be bathed and showered.... I've never heard of this ever

  • @giannabaltazar
    @giannabaltazar Рік тому +10344

    prince harry saying that he rather be called racist than lazy is CRAZY 😭😭

  • @laurenbanner1507
    @laurenbanner1507 Рік тому +5436

    Someone needs to get Harry a journal

  • @jadyn9982
    @jadyn9982 Рік тому +1441

    the fact that a large portion of this book happens when these people are in their mid thirties and are some of the richest people in the world is so funny to me. like they have no problems theyre just inventing their own!!

    • @isaacnickel
      @isaacnickel Рік тому +9

      Like American society

    • @ne5464
      @ne5464 Рік тому +35

      Have you actually read it? I think he definitely has had a few problems and been exposed to a lot from a very young age

    • @princessafrica7864
      @princessafrica7864 Рік тому

      This comment = rich people can’t have problems because they have money. You’re delulu

  • @adityasuryavanshi3687
    @adityasuryavanshi3687 Рік тому +6538

    "Between the thoughts of mummy and death and my frost- nipped penis"
    This is legitimately the funniest line of this year, and the year just started.

    • @Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living
      @Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living Рік тому +130

      Yes I agree. Seems a little Oedipal, don’t you think?

    • @craigusselman546
      @craigusselman546 Рік тому +46

      The Royal Frenis!

    • @gabrielavieira4670
      @gabrielavieira4670 Рік тому +101

      Straight out of a Colleen Hoover book

    • @evasartorius9528
      @evasartorius9528 Рік тому +41

      My question is how he got it frost nipped in the first place. Was the army letting him wander around not dressed properly for the weather, or was it just hanging out there looking at the world. I live in northern Canada and that is literally the first time I EVER heard of someone getting frost burnt down there.

    • @genxx2724
      @genxx2724 Рік тому +59

      @@evasartorius9528 I read in a comment that he refused to use the adult diapers issued by the Army, so he froze in the process of relieving himself. There should be military discipline for that. It’s like injuring yourself on purpose to get out of your duties.

  • @maryamjuma1704
    @maryamjuma1704 Рік тому +2486

    camilla turning harry's room into a dressing room is so olivia coleman in fleabag vibes

    • @imk3879
      @imk3879 Рік тому +11

      yess!!

    • @eveyrapp2078
      @eveyrapp2078 Рік тому

      He was in his 20's and out of the house ! What a manchild.

    • @f-line5584
      @f-line5584 Рік тому +9

      Omg yess🤣🤣

    • @xoxo_9389
      @xoxo_9389 Рік тому +14

      Tbh it’s not even that bad… Charles and camilla live in a 5 bedroom house… not a 100 bedroom palace… 😂 so I get that she probably wanted a bigger room to make her closet. Still funny though 😂

    • @winterwilliams3618
      @winterwilliams3618 Рік тому

      OMG you're so right! 😂😂😂

  • @chaimeansteabro
    @chaimeansteabro Рік тому +4597

    An adult man saying "i let you have veterans why can't you let me have African elephants and rhinos" is the single most ludicrous thing i have heard

    • @someonewho
      @someonewho Рік тому +2

      No bc, that’s an entire continent, not even a country or city in Africa, the entire fucking continent

    • @serbsrb
      @serbsrb Рік тому +166

      We don't know if he actually ever said that. We only know one side of the story.

    • @chaimeansteabro
      @chaimeansteabro Рік тому +86

      @@serbsrb Hoping and praying that he didn't so that my faith in the world is restored

    • @vardaangandhi9237
      @vardaangandhi9237 Рік тому +1

      hi

    • @chaimeansteabro
      @chaimeansteabro Рік тому +4

      @@vardaangandhi9237 (hides)

  • @mermaidcatching
    @mermaidcatching Рік тому +877

    I can almost guarantee William has a similar view of Harry. Their fights are very reminiscent (however a lot more shallow, probably because they’re also a lot more privileged) of the fights between my sister and myself. It mostly just speaks to a very traumatic childhood where they were probably pitted against each other as often as they banded together against their family. They don’t have enough trust in each other so everything is a perceived slight. It’s really sad because the real enemy is the system.

    • @floraflowers
      @floraflowers Рік тому +124

      I thought the same thing when I read that bit where Harry gleamed that he was "right" about William being envious that he got to keep his beard while William couldn't. Even Harry himself, in a moment of probably oblivious self-awareness, admits that they were raised differently from a certain point because he was allowed to "indulge" whereas William was held at unattainable standards. That's one bit in his book that I believe to be true and it's not hard to see as being the truth because we also somehow saw it in the way the two of them were presented and painted as by the media - William, the heir, always appeared as quieter, more reserved and somewhat similar to his father. Harry, the spare who will probably never reach the throne, was always the more fun, free-spirited brother and more similar to his mother. I really don't think it's far from the truth that they were raised differently and maybe even pitted against each other, either.

    • @lizzylouisewoo
      @lizzylouisewoo Рік тому +13

      Yes!!!! Someone who gets it

    • @Liliarthan
      @Liliarthan Рік тому +18

      Given that through history, princes usually assassinated each other in the bid to the thrown - heck, even mothers weren’t spared. It’d be of no surprise if these two, in spite of being raised in the “modern era”, were assigned their “crown prince” and “spare” roles from birth, and reminded of the huge difference between their worth to the monarchy. Perhaps if Diana was still around then all of this would have been different. Sad, really.

    • @bgranger_842
      @bgranger_842 5 місяців тому +6

      While I don't question your story was traumatic and toxic, his has an extra component: royal hierarchy. As a spare he can NEVER win on anything. William always has to stand out, gets the best stuff, never gets reprimanded, and uses harry as a scapegoat when necessary. That adds an extra layer of toxicity to the whole dynamic.

    • @mermaidcatching
      @mermaidcatching 5 місяців тому +1

      @@bgranger_842 dynamics like this regardless of the Royal element are often based on the assigned roles in the family, i.e the favorite vs the constant disappointment/scapegoat. I’d imagine the real difference is the type of pressure put on the eldest (the heir) to shift blame onto the “spare.” If my sister didn’t throw me under the bus she would just temporarily receive the same vitriol I did on a daily basis. If William doesn’t do what the crown says, well I can’t even fathom what it must be like to be a puppet.

  • @kensley8502
    @kensley8502 Рік тому +4060

    How come this writing style feels like a Wattpad prince Harry fanfic? Like this cannot be real

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +494

      truly wattpad core

    • @ludmilamaiolini6811
      @ludmilamaiolini6811 Рік тому +7

      So true

    • @Maialeen
      @Maialeen Рік тому +207

      Because he's an overdramatic immature self centered adult which are things we can understand and forgive in teenagers and very young adults, but which are pathetic on almost 40 year olds.

    • @davidpo5517
      @davidpo5517 Рік тому +49

      Writing style? It has a ghost writer I believe, maybe that's why.

    • @peachbooks3199
      @peachbooks3199 Рік тому +84

      hired the cheapest wattpad ghost writer they can find 😭

  • @yedamankle7972
    @yedamankle7972 Рік тому +7146

    How you manage to paint him as sad and grieving but also unhinge and manipulative little prince is astonishing. Way to go girl!

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +402

      hahaha thank you! the duality of harry

    • @zitronentee
      @zitronentee Рік тому +146

      I think the term is crybully

    • @lostindisorder
      @lostindisorder Рік тому +6

      @@zitronentee exactly!

    • @deloresmatt8643
      @deloresmatt8643 Рік тому +30

      Really, why are people consumed with Harry and Megan. SMH

    • @tonisharday8777
      @tonisharday8777 Рік тому +158

      honestly a lot of it was cringe but also the story of him losing his virginity in a bar to an older woman while drunk was rape. he had a LOT of drug problems and his dad pretending that he may not be his child and taunting him for it was… wild. that’s a lot to go through especially when your brother punches you for not letting his racist comments slide - they’re all messy but I enjoyed the truth

  • @kendallsewell3242
    @kendallsewell3242 Рік тому +197

    The theme was colonizers and this member of the british royal family thought “i need a costume”

    • @toniavelasquez6122
      @toniavelasquez6122 7 місяців тому +10

      Im WHEEZING

    • @a.j.1819
      @a.j.1819 2 місяці тому +5

      right??? boy you ARE the costume 😭😭😭

  • @annelieschulze3945
    @annelieschulze3945 Рік тому +6206

    The fact that they boiled down the whole continent of Africa to rhinos and elephants says a lot 💀

    • @MaliKamicak
      @MaliKamicak Рік тому +87

      They didn't. It's about conservation work they both wanted to do.

    • @naturallycharitable644
      @naturallycharitable644 Рік тому +38

      William did not harry

    • @randomuserwitharandomname6183
      @randomuserwitharandomname6183 Рік тому +24

      "Efforts in Africa, Lesotho... things of that nature~" I mean...

    • @annieh2066
      @annieh2066 Рік тому +78

      @@naturallycharitable644harry only said that William said this - doesn’t make it true (it’s probably BS)

    • @Sophie_Pea
      @Sophie_Pea Рік тому +51

      Also the fact that he wants it to be his “thing”, and being annoyed that he didn’t think of it first seems so embedded in selfishness and disingenuous. I think it would’ve been very little about the actual cause and more so what it could do for Williams status

  • @glutenfreesnark
    @glutenfreesnark Рік тому +5133

    As the youngest child let me just say, this book is peak youngest child syndrome. The theme of "Yeah I did that. But my older brothers told me to!" Is basically how I went about life before getting therapy.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +579

      and us older siblings just RAGE

    • @tonisharday8777
      @tonisharday8777 Рік тому +152

      honestly a lot of it was cringe but also the story of him losing his virginity in a bar to an older woman while drunk was rape. he had a LOT of drug problems and his dad pretending that he may not be his child and taunting him for it was… wild. that’s a lot to go through especially when your brother punches you for not letting his racist comments slide - they’re all messy but I enjoyed the truth

    • @Dropletsojoy
      @Dropletsojoy Рік тому

      @@tonisharday8777 didnt Harry wear nazi uniform to a party? He ain't that great

    • @xqueenfrostine
      @xqueenfrostine Рік тому +40

      @@tonisharday8777 it’s hard to know how Charles joke was meant to land. Joking about maternity and paternity is something that sometimes happens in family. Sometimes it’s done with cruelty, sometimes not. My mom has jokingly introduced me to new people as being a product of my dad’s first marriage since I was little (there was no first marriage! My parents were married for 5 years when they had me). While I’ve never thought the joke was funny and don’t really enjoy this particular running bit of hers, I know she doesn’t mean any harm in these moments. That said, my parentage was never in real question so it’s much easier for me to let that go. The subject should have been off limits for Harry given that he had to deal with rumors that he was an affair baby.

    • @voices_vary
      @voices_vary Рік тому +12

      As the youngest, I never blamed the older kid. I did often scratch my head wondering why everyone thought she was right about things when I was quietly more perceptive! Things changed when we got older and we're all happy. Life's too short to carry rivalry over the years, though it seems earth-shattering when you're young!

  • @mrs_mothra547
    @mrs_mothra547 Рік тому +5503

    Idk if Meghan goes around saying "I'm not like other girls" but Harry definitely goes around saying she's not 😂😂😂

    • @etaylor8028
      @etaylor8028 Рік тому +314

      I think Meghan had a hand in writing this book tbh

    • @AnnaBell033
      @AnnaBell033 Рік тому +300

      I get the feeling that its more of an 'she's not like English girls'...

    • @clara4887
      @clara4887 Рік тому +117

      Not only not like other girls, but in the same way his mother was not like other girls 🫥🫥🫥

    • @victoria_m13
      @victoria_m13 Рік тому +215

      i hate this so much. as if being a girl is something terrible

    • @mrs_mothra547
      @mrs_mothra547 Рік тому +138

      @@victoria_m13 yepppp when I heard that part I was like "I mean I never was jealous of Meghan for getting him but now I'm REALLY not"

  • @moniquemorris5833
    @moniquemorris5833 Рік тому +330

    William was called "work-shy" William and lazy because he opted to be a rescue pilot instead of assuming royal duties right away. The British press is so unserious 😂

  • @rosegardenmadisonsquare
    @rosegardenmadisonsquare Рік тому +4266

    “maybe it’s because your husband is inbred” just made me actually cackle oh my GOD

  • @emilyem3
    @emilyem3 Рік тому +4057

    I cannot believe how unhinged this book sounds thank you for doing this because I am absolutely not reading it

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +170

      you dont need to bestie trust me

    • @khalilahd.
      @khalilahd. Рік тому +24

      She really took one for the time I’m this one 😭

    • @belmoon8711
      @belmoon8711 Рік тому +7

      @@uncarley Hi!
      New subscriber here.👍
      Honestly to review this book, it would take much more time. It’s really deep and complicated, so context is needed. I purchased the audiobook and read along.
      What I do agree with is that as a Royal, I would have been kicked out or shipped off to a boarding school at an early age for life with no chance of “parole”. 🙃

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird Рік тому +3

      @@khalilahd. do you mean “took one for the team on this one”?

    • @xqueenfrostine
      @xqueenfrostine Рік тому

      Honestly she undersold how crazy Harry comes off in this book. He insinuates magical selkies (!!!) and the ghost of his mom may have helped Meg to get pregnant. He also apparently got so high off of laughing gas during his son’s birth that the nurse had to replace the canister so there would be some available for Meghan to use. If he was my husband I would have fucking murdered him over that!

  • @mariapaulacamero3305
    @mariapaulacamero3305 Рік тому +2173

    Harry should be glad he’s a royal because if he and his brother were normal famous the amount of DIRT that William could share about him would be insane

    • @ana.eduard1493
      @ana.eduard1493 Рік тому +95

      Believe me William has more dirt that you think

    • @alexajordan8610
      @alexajordan8610 Рік тому +54

      Yah And what makes you think that wouldnt go both ways??

    • @JasmineGeminiDragon
      @JasmineGeminiDragon Рік тому

      Hahahaha..Hahaha ha... yeah I'm sure Prince Peggy is squeaky clean. Dude married a younger version of his Step Mom & still commits adultery. 🤣...

    • @naturallycharitable644
      @naturallycharitable644 Рік тому +68

      William aint got nothing on harry because if he did they would have leaked it

    • @sin3358
      @sin3358 Рік тому

      @@naturallycharitable644 not really? The royal family tries their best to hide as much of their disgusting history as possible. The fact that there's the youngest son of queen Elizabeth whose name I forgot, he literally is so spoiled and a pedo, he did disgusting things and the royal family tried to save him as much as possible, but they ended up leaking information about him because people he abused started exposing him, as well as him being stupid enough to admit to a lot of the things he had done himself. And even with the proof, the queen at the time still supported him since he was the favourite son

  • @photadyta
    @photadyta Рік тому +369

    Could you imagine being Courtney Cox and Prince Harry is tripping in your living room?

    • @thescarIetbitch
      @thescarIetbitch Рік тому +27

      i have yet to watch the video and it took me a solid ten seconds to realise that that at be something that happens in the book, because i was sitting there like ‘odd scenario but okay’

  • @michellexbeauty9832
    @michellexbeauty9832 Рік тому +7800

    This is the only way I’m consuming this book. I don’t mind Harry or Meghan but everything I’ve learned from this book has been against my will.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +556

      honestly same the way this book is dominating the culture... why

    • @khalilahd.
      @khalilahd. Рік тому +119

      Lmfaooo oh my god same. Even I need therapy after hearing all of this. She really took one for the time on this one 😭

    • @aizahwaqar7417
      @aizahwaqar7417 Рік тому +79

      you don't mind that he boasted about killing afghanis and saying they weren't people to him??

    • @DippyHippie
      @DippyHippie Рік тому +5

      It was a wonderful book! Great reading it!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

    • @user-xq6cn3xx3e
      @user-xq6cn3xx3e Рік тому +45

      @@aizahwaqar7417 was not he taking about the Taliban instead of civilians?

  • @audreybea4013
    @audreybea4013 Рік тому +1774

    I'm a librarian and some of my coworkers were laughing at this facebook post from a bookstore where they had displayed Harry's book on some shelves but there was a book placed between each copy of his that was called " How to Kill Your Family "

    • @SaraL13.
      @SaraL13. Рік тому +56

      I saw that post too! Bloody hilarious 🎉

    • @clarissanm918
      @clarissanm918 Рік тому +3

      I recently bought that book and I need to start it 😂 the tittle caught my eye and it’s pink 😂

    • @bellarose3025
      @bellarose3025 Рік тому +1

      @@clarissanm918 same! i’m on like p20

  • @lydiamac1771
    @lydiamac1771 Рік тому +2208

    walking past a bookstore where an ENTIRE WINDOW was filled with little images of his face genuinely made me jump

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +210

      omg trigger warning

    • @NE-ns8mk
      @NE-ns8mk Рік тому +51

      The thing is: that's even the case in Austria which is not even an English speaking country and in no way part of the Commonwealth. It's absolutely nuts!

    • @garfieldbrooks
      @garfieldbrooks Рік тому +70

      i work at a barnes and noble and i swear the eyes follow me through the whole store

    • @msa565
      @msa565 Рік тому +29

      His lightskin stare scares me

    • @Sherlika_Gregori
      @Sherlika_Gregori Рік тому +3

      That’s called Marketing. You can sell even dirty nappies with good marketing.

  • @sanamo86
    @sanamo86 Рік тому +2124

    Harry's book needs to be renamed as 'Privileged'

    • @kamoko6295
      @kamoko6295 Рік тому +143

      Or even better, "Hypocrite"

    • @mariagordanier3404
      @mariagordanier3404 Рік тому +134

      'Spoiled' works for me!

    • @AndreaDiaz-rc3iy
      @AndreaDiaz-rc3iy Рік тому +6

      Thissss

    • @horsie371
      @horsie371 Рік тому +57

      South Park got it right when they called it "Waaagh"

    • @JTScott1988
      @JTScott1988 Рік тому +23

      It’s really sad to me that folks think he had no issues coming up…
      His dads married the home wrecker. His dad killed his mom.
      His family cut him
      Off from his mom before her death.
      His family let a racist rabid British public and media slander his innocent loving BLACK wife and allowed the media to publish the literal ENTIRE interior and layout of a home they were moving into with their newborn.
      That’s SCARY as duck!

  • @NA-du4sf
    @NA-du4sf Рік тому +1220

    I want a mental health professional to read this book and to get back to us, because clearly all is not well with him.

    • @pavlinahrebackova3000
      @pavlinahrebackova3000 Рік тому +92

      Yep of course he is not ok, how he can ever be, growing totally out of reality and all royal family. It always has been this way.

    • @jonmartindeiii962
      @jonmartindeiii962 Рік тому

      Pls dont, they will become mental

    • @annwurch9651
      @annwurch9651 Рік тому +13

      Think being consently told you aren't OK has helped also...

    • @hockeygrrlmuse
      @hockeygrrlmuse Рік тому +36

      Oh absolutely. And yet, think of how far he's come to get this close to normal. Imagine how much more fucked up the inside of Charles' or William's mind is.

    • @Thegaudy
      @Thegaudy Рік тому +8

      I mean…he says a few times in the book that he’s had some mental health struggles.

  • @cat.733
    @cat.733 Рік тому +2772

    I like how Harry is explaining the pressure of being a royal, but then giving no sympathy to William - maybe he’s also mad at his lack of choice rather than your beard 😂

    • @oo648
      @oo648 Рік тому +748

      lol right, I don’t even like William (I don’t like any of them tbh, the monarchy is useless), but from William’s perspective there’s so much pressure around him and Harry doesn’t seem to get that being the spare isn’t nearly the worst position to be within the institution.
      Harry should’ve understood William got the most “perks” almost as a compensation because one day the weight of it all will be on his shoulders, for better or worse. The spare has the option of finding his own path and the knowledge that the scrutiny over him will ease with time when the heir’s heirs get older and the attention goes onto them, while for his brother it only gets worse as his role becomes more relevant overtime.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +762

      truly they both need group therapy

    • @oo648
      @oo648 Рік тому +226

      @@uncarley and they need to leave us peasants out of it!!

    • @deviantmoore9744
      @deviantmoore9744 Рік тому +3

      @@oo648 This. I'm so upset that I'm even defending William in any way, but you're right.
      We also know that Harry was a MAJOR party boy. He was deep into the rave and clubbing scene, drinking heavily and doing drugs. What does he think William was doing while he was letting his freak flag fly? William was being moulded and hardened to endure the role he'll inevitably fill one day. He didn't have the luxury to jet off to Ibiza and go on a bender. He has had to very closely monitor every single thing he has done since he was young because the public need to revere their future king. Harry doesn't even realise that he has lived a lot more than William has.
      That being said, I hate the monarchy and they all gotta go. Teehee.

    • @aj7058
      @aj7058 Рік тому

      @@uncarley interesting name for a guillotine.

  • @SM-fy4ij
    @SM-fy4ij Рік тому +913

    If there was EVER a book that I wanted to know every detail about but not read, it would be this one

  • @maryrk0904
    @maryrk0904 Рік тому +751

    "Maybe it's because your husband is inbred." I AM DONE. I was working and listening to this in the background and I had to stop and comment. I am in TEARS. hahahahaha

    • @eldsjaelen
      @eldsjaelen Рік тому +18

      I was looking for this comment like my life depended on it. Thank you for your service!

    • @maryrk0904
      @maryrk0904 Рік тому +16

      It ain’t much but it’s honest work 🫡

    • @rainghostly
      @rainghostly Рік тому +10

      Yeah! I'm not alone!

  • @IvoirePunk
    @IvoirePunk Рік тому +2095

    I feel bad for Harry in some ways but, as an older sib, I gotta say, he is truly peak unhinged younger sibling vibes.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +240

      he is the epitome of a younger sibling

    • @marykay7878
      @marykay7878 Рік тому +137

      im the youngest and i gotta say, when he said how hurt he was because william told him at boarding school that he didnt wanna hang out with him, i rolled my eyes so hard they almost stuck. older siblings almost always want to distance themselves from younger siblings when they are with their friends. younger siblings almost always wanna hang out with the older siblings and their friends because they seem cool. the most common thing in the world. he really victimizes himself and villainizes everyone and everything.

    • @meganesergerie5382
      @meganesergerie5382 Рік тому +28

      @@marykay7878 I am the older sibling in my family. Always have been protecting of my younger siblings. My little brother did this thing to me "I don’t know you" once entering a public bus and I still hurt lol.

    • @latifa4600
      @latifa4600 Рік тому +14

      @@meganesergerie5382 then there are middle siblings where both older and younger siblings don’t want you to even look at them in public … but then you grow up and get over it…

    • @krishnapriyanair4772
      @krishnapriyanair4772 Рік тому +13

      As a younger sibling, we do not claim him

  • @oo648
    @oo648 Рік тому +4119

    Even though there was a lot of cringe in this book the most shocking thing to me was the Africa argument. Two white princes from an imperial family talking about a whole continent with real people in it as if it was a pair of shoes, that really puts into perspective how a “modernized monarchy” will never work, its the same as putting makeup on a pig.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +379

      its WILD dude i could not believe it

    • @theysaykillerwhales
      @theysaykillerwhales Рік тому +196

      Why couldn't any of them mention a single country???? Just Africa

    • @lindsayrichey2167
      @lindsayrichey2167 Рік тому +13

      Omg, yes!!

    • @user-ed7et3pb4o
      @user-ed7et3pb4o Рік тому

      I reallllly wanna hear the other side of this conversation because Harry is definitely lacking in brain cells

    • @AnnaBell033
      @AnnaBell033 Рік тому +80

      @@theysaykillerwhales because my dear, it is a country. how else would we arbitrarily reshuffle, steal, and move things around without a cause or care to the destruction left behind?...(insert BIG eye roll here)

  • @happySmileycat
    @happySmileycat Рік тому +635

    The bit about Africa reminds me of the bit in Mean Girls where Regina won't let Gretchen wear hoop earrings because they're her thing

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +130

      prince william is regina george yes

    • @bascoaful
      @bascoaful Рік тому +35

      @@uncarley fun fact: Regina means Queen in Latin, so William would be Regis George, which sounds too cool for a Royal

    • @crunchybunbun
      @crunchybunbun Рік тому

      Hahahahhas

  • @magzdesch
    @magzdesch Рік тому +330

    If Harry wrote this book to make himself seem more likeable then he's failed miserably.

    • @cacovie
      @cacovie Рік тому +2

      More likeable than you babe

    • @Sage-Em
      @Sage-Em Рік тому

      ​@@cacovieyeah sure, that's why the Sussexes are so unpopular. No one cares and no one likes them

    • @Heyu7her3
      @Heyu7her3 10 місяців тому

      Lmaooooooooooo

    • @kyleemartin796
      @kyleemartin796 4 місяці тому

      It makes me like him, but in the way I like watching people I'm vaguely acquainted with get divorced. Y'know?

  • @writerspen010
    @writerspen010 Рік тому +3440

    This family is so unhinged and deranged. The more I've learned about them in my adult years, the more I'm astounded that any of them who aren't in line for the throne stayed connected to this bizarre way of living and growing up. As far as I can tell, Princess Anne is the sensible one. (If I remember correctly, she insisted that her children not be given titles.) Forget "The Crown." Give me period piece about Anne's equestrian career, failed kidnapping, and charity work that she seemed to actually genuinely embrace.

    • @shabrinaz9877
      @shabrinaz9877 Рік тому +41

      Realy? I find them realy boring.
      Nowhere near any description of UNHINGED.. not even interesting tbh.
      Its just the spectacle of a Palace thats interesting.
      They live realy boring lives.

    • @JaninejajaRocker07
      @JaninejajaRocker07 Рік тому +223

      @@shabrinaz9877 to be fair, boring is good. Boring is safe and also, boring means you're not doing bad sh-t. It maybe uninteresting but at least they are not being an a$$hole. I'll choose ordinary than chaos in anyday. Because it usually means basic human decency is applied.

    • @albuszx
      @albuszx Рік тому +165

      Anne is so iconic. The hair dept for The Crown said doing Anne's hair on the actor who played her took hours, when someone asked Anne about this she was like "... idk it takes me like 5 minutes"

    • @pamelameadows9717
      @pamelameadows9717 Рік тому +14

      Well they're actually are a lot you can look up without princess and on here. You don't need to be on a site about William and Harry. Lol imagine the Future King of England saying I don't want to give my son a title that's hilarious. By the way what Prince Charles was known when people would talk about him being crazy was his feelings about climate change and eating organically and now look where that is.

    • @shabrinaz9877
      @shabrinaz9877 Рік тому +15

      @@JaninejajaRocker07 thats what im saying. I dont think theyre unhinged at all. So far their biggest bombshell are still predictable. You know many people in their position, even a teenth as wealthy or popular would be gigantic assholes irl. But theyre not. At least Will and Harry dont bully their staff and everyone can attest how well mannered They both are since they were little

  • @hhh1234h
    @hhh1234h Рік тому +3085

    Having a random women bath you till your 13, going to colonizer-native party, arguing that a whole continent is “my thing”, holding a grudge over like what half a gram of lip gloss 😭😭😭 I am in shock. I can’t tell if he thought this was gonna make us more relate to him but it just really showed how ridiculous you all are like how am I supposed to go poor you when you’re talking about being chandler 💀

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +346

      i know it was supposed to be relatable not unhinged

    • @Rawan-sl1ms
      @Rawan-sl1ms Рік тому +288

      didnt even need to dress up for that damn party

    • @lookatthiscutekittyc2903
      @lookatthiscutekittyc2903 Рік тому +103

      @@Rawan-sl1ms his damn brother went to the party in a lion costume, why couldn’t Harry go as a cute animal too? Lmao

    • @ftftyffghfvghfcht6701
      @ftftyffghfvghfcht6701 Рік тому +6

      tbh i didnt much like them before but after the documentary i sort of changed my mind

    • @katepenina957
      @katepenina957 Рік тому +31

      Maybe he made it all up? I wouldn’t give shine to a stranger either, to be honest))) Harry's arguments and examples seem ridiculous and childish to me. It seems to me that a 38 year old man is old enough not to complain about his older brother. Especially when so many children are now deprived of their parents and brothers and sisters, for example, in the war in Ukraine.

  • @mckenzielalone5892
    @mckenzielalone5892 Рік тому +2055

    tbh it would’ve been so funny if he dressed as his grandmother for the party

    • @denverdubois5835
      @denverdubois5835 Рік тому +88

      THIS THIS THIS if only

    • @blueparrotsayswhat
      @blueparrotsayswhat Рік тому +13

      The one who gave independence to so many commonwealth nations?

    • @no-rz1sv
      @no-rz1sv Рік тому +48

      @@blueparrotsayswhat independence from whom

    • @Mhojito53
      @Mhojito53 Рік тому +8

      @no : Independence from the British Government. You do realise the Crown holds no power. She didn't really take OR give back anyone's freedom. She's just a figurehead.

    • @Mhojito53
      @Mhojito53 Рік тому +3

      @Mckenzie: Wouldn't really make sense as Colonisation decisions are made entirely by the British Government. The Parliament decides. The Crown is just a symbol ( esp. since Elizabeth's dad - very very limited powers).

  • @TheShelbelle07
    @TheShelbelle07 Рік тому +1621

    I know he won’t but I wish so much that Prince William would get this messy and write a memoir of his own😂

    • @georgeiii2998
      @georgeiii2998 Рік тому +101

      Nah. William has some morals unlike Prince Hasbeen and Meghan Marklousy.

    • @waymilky442
      @waymilky442 Рік тому

      @@georgeiii2998 What's wrong with you? Morals? He's a racist colonizer pos.

    • @iamwhoiam-d8i
      @iamwhoiam-d8i Рік тому +54

      He's smarter: it would be better.

    • @lordfreerealestate8302
      @lordfreerealestate8302 Рік тому +89

      @@georgeiii2998 The whole family is bad. It's not one-sided. But he can't respond because of still belonging to the Firm, which is kind've an unfair position.

    • @blugreen123
      @blugreen123 Рік тому +26

      Exactly! I would read the sh*t outta that. 😂

  • @Falconlibrary
    @Falconlibrary Рік тому +3725

    Harry is the first person in history to have written more books than he's read.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +319

      OMG

    • @Falconlibrary
      @Falconlibrary Рік тому +286

      @@uncarley *clucks tongue* He's not bright, our Harry, but at least with that ginger hair, we could always find the little scamp in the dark

    • @berenicethegirl
      @berenicethegirl Рік тому +150

      No there's also Lea Michele

    • @margareth1504
      @margareth1504 Рік тому +1

      😂💟 love ya - , for making me laugh.

    • @ineslopes5733
      @ineslopes5733 Рік тому +30

      Let's be honest, he had a ghost writer, so I don't think that counts as writing a book.

  • @chrissiem3958
    @chrissiem3958 Рік тому +1276

    ' "I decided that I was a Chandler." Ok, Rachel...'
    I laughed VERY loudly 🤣🤣🤣

  • @datface6235
    @datface6235 Рік тому +1497

    Harry’s intrusive thoughts won this time 💀

  • @zarlashtkhan3740
    @zarlashtkhan3740 Рік тому +720

    I love how the Crown and Spare has only exposed the royal family as being absolutely pointless but hugely entertaining

    • @RenoDW
      @RenoDW Рік тому +6

      Some of them yes, and deserved, cuz there are some of them that i actually like and even adore, so yeah lol

    • @melissamoonchild9216
      @melissamoonchild9216 Рік тому

      not..really. Hitler himself said Queen Elizabeth was the most dangerous woman in Europe. let that sink in.

    • @ilonat8373
      @ilonat8373 3 місяці тому

      Yeah maybe for an American audience...But they bring millions in revenue in British economy.

  • @DimpleD23
    @DimpleD23 Рік тому +1527

    I legit thought all the tweets about this book were some sort of meme. Very confidently told my sister they must be meme-ing. Was so surprised to find out that none of it was a meme, and he actually said ALL of that. Boy, WHAT?

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +143

      SAME BUT ITS JUST INSANE

    • @DimpleD23
      @DimpleD23 Рік тому +24

      @uncarley just finished watching the whole video and all I can say is
      Thank you for your service :)

    • @khalilahd.
      @khalilahd. Рік тому +17

      Lmfaoooo SAME!! I was like there no way he wrote this down, reviewed it with an editor and STILL decided to put it out lol

    • @veenovo4777
      @veenovo4777 Рік тому

      He references his dick multiple times. What a mess

    • @ohhnobb
      @ohhnobb Рік тому +2

      count me in 😭😭😭 I thought twitter just being twitter

  • @bintezahrabukhari
    @bintezahrabukhari Рік тому +1417

    i’m sorry but the way i BURST out laughing at “imagine prince andrew sues me” watching this first thing in the morning-

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +62

      im so sorry those shouldnt be the first words anyone hears in the morning

  • @sorcellerie
    @sorcellerie Рік тому +1205

    I'm 100% confident that if we go back in time and give Diana this book we might just fix this timeline. There is seriously SOMETHING wrong here

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +102

      omg yes let's do it

    • @svetlana7579
      @svetlana7579 Рік тому +65

      i don't know who made the wrong choice that caused this timeline to go to shit, but hell, it had consequences

    • @sorcellerie
      @sorcellerie Рік тому +8

      @@svetlana7579 the way i wheezed at this, you are so right

    • @svetlana7579
      @svetlana7579 Рік тому +3

      @@sorcellerie i'm so glad! but if it weren't for your fab comment, inspiration wouldn't have struck me, so thank you

    • @AstarionWifey
      @AstarionWifey Рік тому

      @@svetlana7579 Charles 😂
      If he had just loved Di

  • @brittanybvl
    @brittanybvl Рік тому +305

    Harry: "I decided I was a Chandler." You: "Okay, Rachel..." HAHAHAHHAAAA! That had me on the floor.

  • @omi8015
    @omi8015 Рік тому +496

    We literally fought a war so we wouldn’t have to deal with the drama that follows the royal family, and yet we’re still paying $29.99 to read about the drama of the royal family. My ancestors died so I could be free from this juicy tea, but it’s so damn juicy!

    • @marny3559
      @marny3559 Рік тому +28

      The monarchy playing Chess rn

  • @AC8X
    @AC8X Рік тому +1846

    Chandler was an obscenely rich kid with toxic parents who totally screwed up his ability to relate to people in a normal way and hides behind humor. I feel like Harry fits that.

    • @GibbySoapBox
      @GibbySoapBox Рік тому +192

      Yeah but Chandler doesn’t blame every single mistake he makes on his parents. When he messes up, he admits it and tries his best to better himself. Harry isn’t capable of that. 😂

    • @jesslaurel
      @jesslaurel Рік тому +29

      @@GibbySoapBox Chandler put a lot of blame on his parents

    • @GibbySoapBox
      @GibbySoapBox Рік тому +28

      @@jesslaurel yes, however though Chandler confronted both of them at pivotal moments in the series across the 10 years of the show. He showed more growth in the show than Harry if I’m being completely honest.

    • @bread2951
      @bread2951 Рік тому +56

      Chandler is actually funny.

    • @GibbySoapBox
      @GibbySoapBox Рік тому +1

      @@bread2951 hey look… I’m engaged but… can I fucking marry you for this comment alone?! 😂😂😂 fucking zing!!!

  • @acaciamary
    @acaciamary Рік тому +1302

    Yes, some of his childhood was fucked up, but getting a smaller bedroom than your older sibling, your older brother not wanting to hang out with you at school, the human race is doomed if that constitutes a traumatic childhood

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +320

      truly and harry had some actual bad stuff happen to him so like... focus on that for the book instead?

    • @archvaldor
      @archvaldor Рік тому

      "but getting a smaller bedroom than your older sibling" Having your mother die while you are still a child is not pleasant however rich you are.

    • @EvelineUK
      @EvelineUK Рік тому +196

      The smaller bedroom story is about Balmoral as well, their holiday castle they would only stay at a few weeks a year. ;) He makes it sound like he's that other Harry, and was put in a little cupboard under the stairs, poor thing.

    • @MyawMyaw01
      @MyawMyaw01 Рік тому +38

      @@EvelineUK maybe he feels he is that harry and was bullied by william as dudley lol

    • @sola_a
      @sola_a Рік тому +96

      I'd say growing up, being treated as inferior to your brother absolutely every day constitutes a traumatic childhood. There's always someone who has is worse than you but that doesn't minimize your trauma

  • @monicadallapria7231
    @monicadallapria7231 Рік тому +85

    For the colonizers and natives party, he could've just dressed up as himself, as the majority of the money of the royal family comes from land purchased partially from the wealth accrued from - you guessed it - colonization.

  • @Pewpewrawan
    @Pewpewrawan Рік тому +1161

    harry: i'm not like other royal princes, i'm a male manipulator

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +101

      prince bukowski

    • @llamamama2910
      @llamamama2910 Рік тому +12

      Literally like EVERY royal prince-Henry the Eighth to Edward to fucking Charles

  • @Soleils
    @Soleils Рік тому +1151

    I had zero intention of reading this book, however I'm glad this exists this was delightful

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +27

      thank you!

    • @mrs_mothra547
      @mrs_mothra547 Рік тому +7

      Right? I watched this instead of the newest series of The Crown.

    • @Jeanies09
      @Jeanies09 Рік тому +1

      Oh I didn't read it, I listened to it instead

  • @notshynotme2458
    @notshynotme2458 Рік тому +1061

    It's a prince's book I was expecting royal gossips and tea but it's all about petty fights 😨

    • @bilibiliism
      @bilibiliism Рік тому +70

      You just summed up monarchism

    • @fanni24
      @fanni24 Рік тому +26

      He's always been not the sharpest tool in the shed. They probably ignored his provocations to create drama and fights and it made him feel even more frustrated and angry. Now he's unleashing it all but in the end he just makes a laughing stock of himself while the royals keep on with their stuff like usual. Some kids scream even louder when adults don't respond to their tantrums and don't give them attention.

    • @melissamoonchild9216
      @melissamoonchild9216 Рік тому +3

      I mean, thats tea for you

  • @han5234
    @han5234 Рік тому +239

    The stuff about siblings is so true. My siblings and I were SO cruel to each other at school lmao. We're all really close now though. I think, because Harry's life has been so odd and so far removed from most people's experiences, he can't tell which parts are ordinary things everybody goes through and which are abnormal.

  • @ashsmee
    @ashsmee Рік тому +1020

    If I didn’t have a sibling I’d definitely think Harry was making up the fights between him and William “why can’t I have elephants” lol such a sibling fight.

    • @qwmx
      @qwmx Рік тому +5

      Haven't seen the entire vid yet, so commenting while listening, was this a fight for LIVE elephants or DEAD elephants? Wondering if he wants one as a pet because it seems like a funnier fight.

    • @exula_l
      @exula_l Рік тому +17

      As a sibling, Harry saying he was traumatized by William not hanging out with him at school and laughing at his shaved head are just laughable statements for me... As if it isn't normal sibling behavior T-T

    • @tearsfordears
      @tearsfordears Рік тому +2

      @@exula_l to be fair, normal sibling behavior can be traumatizing AF to begin with lmao

    • @exula_l
      @exula_l Рік тому

      @@tearsfordears Yeah but he said he was traumatized by his brother laughing after Harry shaved his own hair, that's...not traumatizing

    • @tearsfordears
      @tearsfordears Рік тому +1

      @@exula_l i didnt say his specific case was trauma, i said sibling behavior can still be traumatizing lol

  • @tinglar5432
    @tinglar5432 Рік тому +1124

    the irony of charles calling harry the spare when their line of the family was never even supposed to rule

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +398

      LITERALLY like you're here bc your great uncle wanted to marry someone else

    • @tanya.24
      @tanya.24 Рік тому +45

      I think that's not exclusively for Harry, it's just a term they use in general

    • @BriRomanoff
      @BriRomanoff Рік тому +52

      Charlies 100% did not say that though lmao it's so badly written

    • @llamamama2910
      @llamamama2910 Рік тому

      The audacity

    • @Kuralai95
      @Kuralai95 Рік тому +36

      Why do I feel like Charles said that to Harry but it was in a teasing joke manner like how every parent would tease their children about anything because they love embarrassing them for some reason

  • @augen101
    @augen101 Рік тому +1480

    there is no better person i'd want to see sacrifice their soul to read this and then relay it to me in horrifying detail, thank you for your service.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +70

      omg thank you girlboss

    • @khalilahd.
      @khalilahd. Рік тому +7

      She really took one for the team on this one. God bless

    • @crunchybunbun
      @crunchybunbun Рік тому

      @@uncarley 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sobekmania
    @sobekmania 2 місяці тому +5

    I can't vouch for the authenticity of Harry's anecdotes, but Charles constantly disrupting Harry's school play with his laughter and remarks because he just *needs* the attention seems on brand for the Royal family.

  • @liminalprincess
    @liminalprincess Рік тому +1769

    petition for Carley to do an unhinged unfiltered interview with members of the royal family

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +226

      they would simply murder me

    • @khalilahd.
      @khalilahd. Рік тому

      Lmfaoooo she would be put in the dungeons expeditiously 😭

    • @thatb1h855
      @thatb1h855 Рік тому

      @@uncarley u'd be assassinated rip

    • @charmedprince
      @charmedprince Рік тому

      @@uncarley 🤣🤣

    • @averymason4255
      @averymason4255 Рік тому

      @@uncarley u c

  • @aba4055
    @aba4055 Рік тому +849

    Its so weird seeing how universal Sibling Behavior translates to the 1%, like we have the same dynamic it’s just that with my sisters it’s gardening and drawing and with Harry+William it’s veterans and Africa. Dare i say it’s Succession as fuck

    • @pysq8
      @pysq8 Рік тому +11

      Yeah and it's also weird seeing how these things aren't anticipated and addressed. All those resources...

    • @ChroniclesofaRunawayBride
      @ChroniclesofaRunawayBride Рік тому +9

      They really should make a royal version of Succession. I'd watch the mess outta that!

    • @El1society
      @El1society Рік тому +14

      @@ChroniclesofaRunawayBride isn’t ‘the crown’ just that?

  • @putrijd5173
    @putrijd5173 Рік тому +714

    coming from a toxic family dynamic i genuinely hope this book will buy him better therapy

    • @hattarapilvi
      @hattarapilvi Рік тому +63

      ...as if he isnt a multi-millionaire already? lmao

    • @hoangtrang8220
      @hoangtrang8220 Рік тому +4

      I read that he was signed a four-book deal with the publishers worth between $51 million - $59 million

  • @katyaivanova7041
    @katyaivanova7041 Рік тому +320

    About the lipgloss thing. When I was very young I heard from a friend that sharing lipgloss or lip products can sometimes be unhygenic so that makes me think that Megan was trying to be polite and not ruin Kate's product.

    • @ceeceepg
      @ceeceepg Рік тому +124

      Same! I was like "oh she is being so polite." And then got attacked for it. 😅

    • @El1society
      @El1society Рік тому +14

      aren’t hands more unhygienic than lips?

    • @ceeceepg
      @ceeceepg Рік тому +62

      @@El1society I don't know if statistically there is a difference but we tend to wash our hands more often and they aren't covered in saliva.

    • @cupcakewithouttheicing
      @cupcakewithouttheicing Рік тому +22

      ​@@El1society they might be but it would end up just being Meghan's hands touching her lips rather than Kate's lip gloss tube directly touching Meghan's lips. Essentially, Kate's lip gloss would be fine, if anything it's Meghan getting more affected by it

    • @TKDDLJ09
      @TKDDLJ09 Рік тому +10

      @@cupcakewithouttheicing Its also why, you dont share mascara. 😐😐 I would not share a lip-gloss either.

  • @katiethewise
    @katiethewise Рік тому +587

    i saw these books at barnes and noble, and they were on a display where all the covers where facing out, and when i turned around and just saw harry's face everywhere
    i jumped and almost accidently knocked down a book display

    • @zjskwpg
      @zjskwpg Рік тому +13

      LMAOAOAOAOAOA

    • @annedubouch1137
      @annedubouch1137 Рік тому +30

      It's because it's the scariest autobiography book cover: his face takes all the space and is so smooth, straight, like a marble bust or a synthetic image... He's made sure everyone recognizes and remembers him.

    • @nancyprescott102
      @nancyprescott102 Рік тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cybersucia
      @cybersucia Рік тому +11

      No way, THIS HAPPENED TO ME AT BARNES AND NOBLE TOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 all 30 covers of his book were all looking in the same direction it was so scary

    • @vandatavna7681
      @vandatavna7681 Рік тому +3

      @@annedubouch1137 This is very perceptive ... "making sure everyone recognizes and remembers him" ! Because for 5 years now, we have had Harry's and Meg's faces seared into our brains ... because their faces have been in every newspaper, magazine, news item, billboard, social platform, etc etc, and now book-covers. We cannot get away from them! Their faces are everywhere, smirking at us, confronting us, taunting us! It's like a nightmare that never ends!! LOL But we cannot help being drawn to see "what happens next", because there is always another jaw-dropping twist to their story!

  • @glutenfreesnark
    @glutenfreesnark Рік тому +798

    "Lol maybe you're not even my kid." And Harry is like "I'm 9"
    🤣🤣 still laughing over that one

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +22

      hahaha thank you

    • @justjulijack
      @justjulijack Рік тому +1

      SAME 😂😂

    • @sofiabusignani1283
      @sofiabusignani1283 Рік тому +4

      my fahter jokes about me dont be his and that he raice my like his onwn. for me its not like a mayor problem, wer always laugh. and i always respond too late for a dna you gave me your last name.

    • @AP-vo2mp
      @AP-vo2mp Рік тому +4

      There has to be some positive experiences to cushion those jokes. If there aren't any good memories then it can easily be interpreted the wrong way.

    • @catherinegarnett-santiago8500
      @catherinegarnett-santiago8500 Рік тому +2

      savage 😭🤣🤣🤣- Then again the Brits are known for their dry humor.

  • @readingaster
    @readingaster Рік тому +521

    i did not expect this would be the most unhinged memoir of the decade but here we are apparently

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +22

      yes who would've thought

    • @JadeReloaded
      @JadeReloaded Рік тому

      I mean, royals in general are so far removed from our reality, their normal has nothing to do with our normal, this was always gonna be wild. Then again, anyone else in the family would have had seven censors go through their text.

  • @larissawcox
    @larissawcox Рік тому +18

    The theme was "Colonizers and Natives" and you are the prince of the OG colonizing nation. Go as yourself dude! What a missed opportunity THAT was.

  • @bookshelfbyla
    @bookshelfbyla Рік тому +338

    not all heros wear capes because the way I would never read this book but my curiosity knows no bounds so I'm so grateful to you for this

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +18

      im so happy to help

    • @cyrilmarasigan7108
      @cyrilmarasigan7108 Рік тому +1

      True cause she should knighted like the highest form of knighthood in UK

  • @alexpopona
    @alexpopona Рік тому +167

    king charles acting like michael scott in that theatre audience is just

  • @Nourahmedhs
    @Nourahmedhs Рік тому +205

    “I decided I was a chandler.” Which is like okay Rachel
    I can’t this is too funny😭

    • @svs03
      @svs03 Рік тому +5

      That was my favorite bit 😂😂

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +13

      IM SORRY but hes not chandler like what

    • @shrutimishra242
      @shrutimishra242 Рік тому

      HHahahaha yeah

  • @millacompton
    @millacompton Рік тому +114

    You are so right, Camilla is iconic for making Harry’s room her glorified closet

  • @Emma-vt3ld
    @Emma-vt3ld Рік тому +232

    Saw a bunch of copies being sold half price, next to a massive pile of coleen Hoover books at full. Imagine being outsold by 'our sons big balls'.

  • @nikolendski5401
    @nikolendski5401 Рік тому +200

    every single new information i get about prince harry feels like someone is trolling me with a hidden camera

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +7

      seriously i feel you

  • @elizabethheyn5365
    @elizabethheyn5365 Рік тому +239

    I had hoped it would be at least eloquently written, but the excerpts reads like someone's third book in wattpad. Thank you, because I was interested in reading.

    • @natashamiller8085
      @natashamiller8085 Рік тому +1

      You should read it because the inserts are not in context to what he is saying. Them form your own opinion instead of listening to the narrative

  • @katie7390
    @katie7390 Рік тому +103

    this book destroyed the little sympathy I had for harry and meghan.. but also he's so me i am such an oversharer

  • @ScientificallyStupid
    @ScientificallyStupid Рік тому +818

    I used one of my audible credits to download the book bc it's "read by the author" and I just play it while I'm falling asleep bc his voice is very soothing and it's like being read the most chaotic and sad fairy tale ever.

    • @astramouseeverywhere6923
      @astramouseeverywhere6923 Рік тому +67

      this comment made me snort

    • @sunflower-oo1ff
      @sunflower-oo1ff Рік тому +20

      @@astramouseeverywhere6923 I know cuz I certainly couldn’t stand his whining voice 🤮

    • @smidgelette
      @smidgelette Рік тому +2

      Seriously… no one is coming off not sounding like a dick in this book. 😂

    • @delusion5867
      @delusion5867 Рік тому +9

      The most valuable thing you can get from this book: sleep

    • @sarai5000
      @sarai5000 Рік тому +3

      Best.comment.

  • @liad0x
    @liad0x Рік тому +1235

    Imagine your biggest shot at your family is that your sil got annoyed at sharing her lipgloss and beards on weddings.

    • @Eagle_Owl2
      @Eagle_Owl2 Рік тому

      I think the biggest shot was them taking the security away while there were literal death threats. Same with Diana back then. So yeah, I'd be pissed too. Idk which parts of the Netflix documentary are true, but the Royal Family really comes off as petty there. And what was definitely true was the whole issue about the press and the fact that the palace didn't do anything about that even though they probably could have. On the other hand, it goes to show how stupid people are in general believing the crap magazines like the Sun write.

    • @VV-er3zg
      @VV-er3zg Рік тому +142

      That’s what shocked me the most like lmao that’s all he’s got???

    • @winterwilliams3618
      @winterwilliams3618 Рік тому +94

      I mean it's petty but I get it. Who wants to be around a family that stuffy. I'd gtfo too tbh. Also you you left out the verbal abuse he went through with his father taunting him about not really being his son at 9 years old. Charles can eat a big fat one. What a horrific thing to do to a child, and as a child who had similar things thrown my why from a young age up until even this summer as a grown adult, I cut ties with my family entirely. It messes with your brain and it doesn't just go away when you become an adult.

    • @wheathusk2499
      @wheathusk2499 Рік тому

      @Winter Williams If u read the book it wasn't verbal abuse. This is an insinuation not fact. In the book Charles is talking about a mad man escaped from Broadmoor prison pretending to be Prince Charles. Charles says to that who knows if im the real Prince Charles or not maybe Im the mad man from Broadmoor n this guy is PC ur real dad. Harry and the media turned it into something else to create a narrative.

    • @JordanS215
      @JordanS215 Рік тому +26

      Why do you assume Harry telling his own story was him trying to take a shot?

  • @esm1817
    @esm1817 Рік тому +1626

    I feel for Harry. He seems like the kind of kid who tried to play everything off as no big deal and then 20 years later he was like, "Actually, no, that hurt!"

    • @APP-hm6bf
      @APP-hm6bf Рік тому +272

      It's sad, he could have healed privately in therapy instead of having the whole world in his business. That'll hurt even more

    • @1Letter23Numbers.
      @1Letter23Numbers. Рік тому

      God! The struggles of being rich and spoiled, having access to everything, and still having to deal with sibling rivalry and rules like common people. Cry me a river.
      Harry, in recent years, has come off sounding like an entitled, whiny asshole. He and his wife put on a mildly entertaining shit show so they'll keep airing out the trash while the money's still good.

    • @bibaoreo4355
      @bibaoreo4355 Рік тому +116

      @@APP-hm6bf the whole world including his own blood. The fact that his father once told him "I grew up like that so you're gonna grow up like that too" is telling how supportive his own father was.

    • @Ph.D_of_Lagomorph
      @Ph.D_of_Lagomorph Рік тому +49

      He is a forty year old man.

    • @APP-hm6bf
      @APP-hm6bf Рік тому +108

      @@Ph.D_of_Lagomorph a forty year old man with a spouse who's indulging in his trauma, rather than helping him work through it. Don't get me wrong, sibling rivalry exists, hurt can linger for years; but a respectful spouse will help you go through life with self respect by sharing your burden rather than airing all the trauma for the world to judge 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @berrybread7215
    @berrybread7215 Рік тому +377

    he’s so aggressively millennial but in the worst way rip. also i’m new to your channel but thank you for taking one for the team like this legend

    • @Sage-Em
      @Sage-Em Рік тому

      He's an ancient millennial. And his wife is an xennial. We millennials don't claim these two clowns

  • @camilaz9774
    @camilaz9774 Рік тому +238

    I am 100% sure this book is exactly Jo's book from The Office.
    "I was born. Not into luxury, nor poverty. But into adversity, and for that I thank the Lord"

  • @uncarley
    @uncarley  Рік тому +561

    thank you for all the LOVE on this video! btw feel the need to note that I KNOW Africa is a continent (never thought i would have to issue a statement on that) i speak a mile and minute and mispoke but corrected myself with text on screen! i know most people listen to videos like this like a podcast and won't see the correction but i feel the need to let you know I do know that Africa is not a country (fair correction though)

  • @gerelmuzraeva
    @gerelmuzraeva Рік тому +1126

    But what really confuses me is that Harry complained about lack of privacy, intrusiveness of the media, people souring his life details and spreading rumors.
    At the same time he doesn’t respect privacy of his relatives at all, especially “evil Willy’s”

    • @lauravanvelsen3286
      @lauravanvelsen3286 Рік тому +272

      Plus the fact that he’s living for all the press right now, like if you don’t want all the attention don’t do a Netflix show and write a tell all book?

    • @naturallyamused
      @naturallyamused Рік тому +87

      @@lauravanvelsen3286 right? I would literally know nothing about him if he had just disappeared behind the limelight.

    • @fatima-or2qd
      @fatima-or2qd Рік тому +198

      I think him putting it all out there is because the British press will try to “expose him” I think he’s just trying to clear his name along with his wife’s name. Also why does everyone get to talk about him but not him? He’s allowed to take control of his own narrative

    • @spodianhut8842
      @spodianhut8842 Рік тому

      @@fatima-or2qd the only downside of it is that it will never really end, so long as the press keeps writing negative articles and assuming the royal family continue to sell stories to the media with a twist to make H&M look bad, his name will never really be 'cleared'.

    • @babywasabi
      @babywasabi Рік тому +87

      @@fatima-or2qd this !!!^ the only way he can truly disappear is if he literally assumed a new identity and went off the grid. the press will always continue to haunt him regardless. i wish people didnt give a fuck about him so much so we wouldnt get to hear about him but hey clearly, lots do, so. i don’t blame harry for wanting to take control of his narrative somewhat, even if yes he’s goofy in some of his sentiments in the book and irl

  • @isobelduncan
    @isobelduncan Рік тому +15

    I kind of feel bad for him because he clearly has unresolved issues stemming from a troubled childhood-that his family never thought to address - his mother's death.
    Plus the fact that the royal family was so out of touch that Harry didn't understand that it's normal for siblings to be jerks to each other when they're young.

  • @monica_otero
    @monica_otero Рік тому +446

    You're the people's princess for reading this so we don't have to 😭

  • @gwenhughes8650
    @gwenhughes8650 Рік тому +685

    My older brother and I went to the same high school and I wouldn't have dared to speak to him. Def not a royal thing or William being psycho...it's just what older siblings do.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +197

      if my sister spoke to me in school? there better be an emergency

    • @OMGitsShrimp
      @OMGitsShrimp Рік тому +22

      I agree! But what I found odd was that it seemed William did this even outside of school at times. There was a trip they had to Africa during a school break and I think Harry said William was still pretending not to know him. So idk 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @gwenhughes8650
      @gwenhughes8650 Рік тому +1

      @@OMGitsShrimp oh weird!! I haven’t read it, so don’t have all of the info. But that would be hurtful, for sure!

    • @anarudiaz
      @anarudiaz Рік тому +21

      @@OMGitsShrimp that’s so funny because literally the whole world knows they’re brothers, and he pretends he doesn’t know him?? 😂😂

    • @minnoone6040
      @minnoone6040 Рік тому +1

      Me and my bro lived in the same house and still don’t talked. I haven’t talked to since 2012

  • @myrianrose3619
    @myrianrose3619 Рік тому +293

    I now feel like the royal family and very upperclass families by extension is where all those weird YA/angsty teen drama tropes come from. Everyone just being hilariously, stupidly petty and catty to each other, like the popular girl who's just absurdly mean, the clueless parent who will proudly humiliate you acting bizarre at your school play, and the douchebag bully who just shows up occasionally to let you know that he'd like to do violence to you and doesn't want you to have anything. Like how do actual people get to be this way

  • @Sweety-v1k
    @Sweety-v1k Рік тому +247

    I used my credit of the month to get the audiobook. Oh my God, I was so wrong when I thought I was gonna get a memoir like Jennette McCurdy's "I'm glad my mom died". "Spare" feels so long and it just keeps going and going! It sadly is not my taste but I don't know if I should continue or if I should accept that I made a bad choice

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +71

      Jennette McCurdy's book is AMAZING! would recommend

    • @NostalgicGassy
      @NostalgicGassy Рік тому +12

      I legit clicked this video because I am in the middle of listening to section two screaming “omg hurry up Harold!!!” As he goes , “Chapter 66” 😭 This comment reminded me I wanted to listen to her book. I may give up on Spare to do so.

    • @AWalkinLA
      @AWalkinLA Рік тому +3

      Just an FYI, but you can return audiobooks and get that credit back!

  • @jon.callaghan4165
    @jon.callaghan4165 Рік тому +920

    Sacrificing your health and sanity to inform us on another terrible memoir is true girlboss-leading-her-minions behaviour, we salute you 🤗😜

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +35

      truly my brain is mush now

    • @khalilahd.
      @khalilahd. Рік тому +4

      She really took one for the team 😂

    • @rebelcobra5099
      @rebelcobra5099 Рік тому

      @@uncarley how is that any different than it is normally

  • @emily-rosesteyn
    @emily-rosesteyn Рік тому +661

    Loved this, thank you. I am from South Africa (one country of 54 in Africa xD) and hearing about the whole "Africa is mine" theme and the "Colonisers/Natives" party is honestly just nuts. The effects of colonisation (by the UK and many other European countries) are still playing out in South Africa and all over the world. It makes me feel pretty shocked that these kinds of historical issues are used as props in Harry's narrative of who we should feel sorry for. I do still feel some sympathy for Harry but on taking a step back, it's difficult to not feel some kind of bewilderment at how out of touch any of these individuals are. Perhaps we are all just as out of touch though 😅

    • @ladyYeniel
      @ladyYeniel Рік тому +41

      They come across so spoiled and petty it’s not even funny

    • @evasartorius9528
      @evasartorius9528 Рік тому +34

      You aren't out of touch. These guys are refusing to be in touch. The old system benefits them, they really like that. Never mind what it did to the beings it controlled.

    • @JL_Lux
      @JL_Lux Рік тому

      I mean out of touch is you - a white woman - being from South Africa lmaoooo no offense to your parents but they should of left

    • @JL_Lux
      @JL_Lux Рік тому +1

      @@evasartorius9528 the same system that allowed OP to say “she’s from South Africa” (a white women) she literally benefited from colonization

    • @evasartorius9528
      @evasartorius9528 Рік тому

      @@JL_Lux I agree. But who is OP?

  • @llamamama2910
    @llamamama2910 Рік тому +54

    The people who surrounded him from editors to Netflix producers and “interviewers” to publishers and Oprah and media aren’t actually sympathetic or his friends-yes man because they know this grisly juicy stuff is gold-no they are not laughing with you but at you.

  • @iamjihye4586
    @iamjihye4586 Рік тому +27

    The way their friends just sat there when two grown ass men fought over countries like they were toys lmao

  • @lutendonetshikweta1177
    @lutendonetshikweta1177 Рік тому +484

    I have never been so thoroughly entertained by a human being summarising a memoir 😂😂😂