an unhinged deep dive into colleen hoover books

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  • @uncarley
    @uncarley  Рік тому +2492

    comment your colleen hoover main character name below mine is cinnamon jones

    • @alalehfarahmand6306
      @alalehfarahmand6306 Рік тому +489

      Towels Washington:)

    • @kellystan4597
      @kellystan4597 Рік тому +294

      Acrylic Paint 😌😌my nickname is Cry
      Edit: okay I didn’t get to the breakdown of what makes a good CHMCN so I will change mine to Acrylic Beckham

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +166

      @@alalehfarahmand6306 YES Towels Washington!

    • @kellystan4597
      @kellystan4597 Рік тому +88

      Is Cinnamon Jones the sister of Samantha Jones? Silly question cuz I know the answer is yes

    • @-rianna
      @-rianna Рік тому +123

      MMC is Wood Wilson and he’s a lumberjack

  • @-rianna
    @-rianna Рік тому +8521

    the fact that this video got age restricted when literal 13 year olds on tiktok are reading hoover’s nonsense is so ironic

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +577

      i know 🙃

    • @1989TaylorsVersiom
      @1989TaylorsVersiom Рік тому +156

      But I watched the whole video yesterday and it seemed Completely fine for YT. There's so much worse on here. I guess UA-cam/Google hated the books as much as we did

    • @-rianna
      @-rianna Рік тому +106

      @@1989TaylorsVersiom seriously. parents are worried about their kids having unrestricted internet access when Colleen hoover is r0tting their brains much more than anything on here lol ( that is an exaggeration but I’d say her books are just as bad, if not worse sometimes )

    • @aa_batterybloomin1305
      @aa_batterybloomin1305 Рік тому +72

      It's giving 9 yr olds writing Lemons on Wattpad lol

    • @-rianna
      @-rianna Рік тому +89

      @@aa_batterybloomin1305 I mean pre-teens on AO3 write better fics than a literal grown woman😭

  • @abook2141
    @abook2141 Рік тому +4629

    "lobotomy literature" is the best way to describe colleen hoover books, and much of booktok books tbh

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +195

      we all love a good lobotomy literature read!

    • @smolexfundie6458
      @smolexfundie6458 Рік тому +45

      That’s so fcking accurate 😂😂😂 I read my first CH book last week because the curiosity was killing me. However, after reading it, I’m certain it killed some part of my brain. I feel genuinely less intelligent after consuming it. 😂 it’s wattpad fiction for adults. It’s junkfood reading.

    • @isaa1782
      @isaa1782 Рік тому +15

      And it could almost be the name of one of her protagonists. A librarian, of course

    • @Thepeanutcollector
      @Thepeanutcollector Рік тому

      @@smolexfundie6458literally me when I previewed a CH book on google and it was worse than a pick me harry styles wattpad

    • @renatal.129
      @renatal.129 11 місяців тому +6

      is wattpad for people that never read wattpad or never left wattpad

  • @sacavitch
    @sacavitch Рік тому +4204

    I’m obsessed with the fact that Ugly Love is so insane that she didn’t even MENTION THE INCEST

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +646

      NOOO

    • @hannahs8386
      @hannahs8386 Рік тому +478

      I was literally like "wait isn't that the incest one?" and then I was confused bc carley didn't mention it and I thought I had fever-dreamt that part lol

    • @___ty__
      @___ty__ Рік тому +7

      same

    • @brittanyhenning1092
      @brittanyhenning1092 Рік тому +29

      Wait WHAT I don’t remember that!!
      ETA ok nvm step siblings

    • @authenticcat5603
      @authenticcat5603 Рік тому +177

      ""theyre so big" we both laughed at our sons big balls" @@uncarley

  • @jessicamattes4208
    @jessicamattes4208 Рік тому +2887

    Carley praising Ben from November 9 for his normal name is even funnier with the knowledge that his full name is Benton

    • @agnieszkacz_
      @agnieszkacz_ Рік тому +187

      Stop it coz this made me snort I can’t with this woman 😂😂😂

    • @dobugswalkbackwards5392
      @dobugswalkbackwards5392 Рік тому +77

      I was eating a muffin and snorted and now crumbs are everywhere. Thanks a lot Colleen.

    • @elfupong
      @elfupong Рік тому +57

      I AM LEVITATING WHAT KINDA NAME IS THAT HELP 😭😭

    • @one-onessadhalf3393
      @one-onessadhalf3393 Рік тому +13

      @Glitchibo DUDE THIS MADE ME CACKLE

    • @Outlawgirl1297
      @Outlawgirl1297 Рік тому +19

      Who names their kid Benton ?

  • @SillyCelly411
    @SillyCelly411 Рік тому +2194

    back to say what i said the first time - i was not prepared for Ellen DeGeneres to enter the narrative

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +218

      NEITHER WAS I

    • @starvingartist3155
      @starvingartist3155 Рік тому +37

      how about Jimmy Fallon?

    • @bunnyfrosting1744
      @bunnyfrosting1744 Рік тому +34

      Legitimately thought it was a joke at first :(

    • @ChessieChess
      @ChessieChess Рік тому +47

      Others have surmised that she incorporated a token gay celebrity so she couldn’t be accused of being homophobic 🙄

    • @liliesstarlight
      @liliesstarlight Рік тому +24

      I decided to pick up that book the week right after Ellen's allegations on her ab*se at work came out so imagine how caught off guard i was when i saw her name in that book 😭😭 I literally had to put it down and think about all my life decisions that lead up to me reading it

  • @alliewithbooks
    @alliewithbooks Рік тому +864

    The “son’s big balls” quote is even wilder in context 😭 that joke is the catalyst for the car accident that kills their baby like he’s so distracted by the joke and by his son’s big balls that he causes a car accident it’s insane

    • @someonesomeone3729
      @someonesomeone3729 Рік тому

      this is a joke… right? what the fuck

    • @xxromanovaxx6682
      @xxromanovaxx6682 Рік тому +73

      This is actually hilarious

    • @ashstr2021
      @ashstr2021 Рік тому +65

      Lmao what even is this book wtf

    • @velvether
      @velvether 4 місяці тому

      Honestly though, I think Colleen Hoover writes with an undiagnosed mental illness...

    • @eliaansaloni5763
      @eliaansaloni5763 4 місяці тому +12

      Perhaps the twist is that the car was trying to put everyone out of their misery.

  • @Hannah-u
    @Hannah-u Рік тому +2444

    It’s definitely worth noting that in ugly love right after they made fun of their son’s big balls their car went into a river and he died. So that’s the last thing they said to him ❤️ beautiful
    Oh also they’re step siblings

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +510

      NO

    • @akinaneon-xz6oj
      @akinaneon-xz6oj Рік тому +215

      What is pacing and tone? Collen Hoover sure doesn't know.

    • @stellafromseasonthree
      @stellafromseasonthree Рік тому +50

      I was looking for this comment. Thank you for your service ❤

    • @carililyyarbrough2305
      @carililyyarbrough2305 11 місяців тому +19

      I told my gf about the balls scene in this book, all while crying from laughing so hard, and all she said was, “NICE!”

    • @leahtheiss4203
      @leahtheiss4203 7 місяців тому

      While I agree with your criticism for the most part, it is accurate that when parents have newborn baby boys the anatomy is discussed. We’ve had 3 and it’s a common conversation 😂 as well as among my friends who have had boys. 🤷‍♀️

  • @isabellefreitag_
    @isabellefreitag_ Рік тому +2334

    The only crime committed here is this video not being an hour long cuz we love women representation in literature

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +204

      the world would simple implode

    • @e_intelligence2487
      @e_intelligence2487 Рік тому +12

      Yeah I wanted to hear more about Reminders of Him bc I had never heard of that book before and I wanna see what that abusive relationship is like.

  • @sarosen5731
    @sarosen5731 Рік тому +1072

    girl you deserve jail time for leaving that jimmy fallon image up for so long 😭😭😭

  • @loulyz9422
    @loulyz9422 Рік тому +2488

    Colleen Hoover is who every Wattpad writer aspires to be.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +130

      so true

    • @gologel
      @gologel Рік тому +154

      Every BAD Wattpad writer, I‘d like to add 😔

    • @emiliapawny4746
      @emiliapawny4746 Рік тому +93

      Hey, some of us genuinely get better and move to AO3

    • @one-onessadhalf3393
      @one-onessadhalf3393 Рік тому +23

      @emiliapawny4746 I mean I’m not a writer but I have since moved to Ao3 so I like to think I’ve gotten better

    • @namelessdoesthings
      @namelessdoesthings Рік тому

      ​@@emiliapawny4746i moved to ao3 2 years ago.. i have no idea how i survived with only wattpad for so long

  • @zunairaaffan3964
    @zunairaaffan3964 Рік тому +639

    "we laughed about our sons big balls" is THE most cursed line in literature and i applaud carley for suffering through that for our entertainment.

    • @cloudyrice497
      @cloudyrice497 4 місяці тому +2

      it reminds of how in the ringu series (i think it was called 'spiral') the main character is performing an autopsy on a man and says 'the testicles looked cutely adorable'

    • @lolomcspanky
      @lolomcspanky Місяць тому

      I would agree with you except there are several strong contenders that immediately come to mind... Literally all of them are also coho though
      The cow poop turn-on line is up there for me, and like half of Verity. Anytime someone has read Verity and asks me, "so do you think the diary was real or not," I have such a hard time not saying, "you have failed the test and been hoodwinked by drama, please seek therapy before attempting to date any man."
      This thread has been so cathartic lol y'all understood the assignment.

  • @elleliteracy
    @elleliteracy Рік тому +1311

    can't believe colleen hoover invented names and you invented comedy. we live amongst trailblazers.

  • @TaylorsVersio13
    @TaylorsVersio13 Рік тому +770

    I'm definitely using "I'm not a women in STEM" line when I mess up on math in front of people

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +85

      its such a good blanket excuse

    • @SpecialBlanket
      @SpecialBlanket 6 місяців тому +4

      I'm a female mathematician w multiple degrees in math and i bungle arithmetic all the time, it's normal.

  • @elkenenvy
    @elkenenvy Рік тому +965

    you’re so right girl! (the video hasn’t started yet)

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +168

      this is the support i demand

    • @daisymae6
      @daisymae6 Рік тому +16

      @@uncarleycorrection: it’s the support you deserve, girlie

    • @GotAnUmbrella
      @GotAnUmbrella 7 місяців тому

      Amen.

  • @dropitandputitdown
    @dropitandputitdown Рік тому +856

    Have I read the books? No. Will I listen to 24:52 minutes of commentary on them for the unmatched unhinged Uncarley vibes? Absofuckinlutely I will.

  • @annaphallactic
    @annaphallactic Рік тому +1342

    The wildest part of the CoHo phenomenon to me is that she writes these romanticizations of abusive/toxic relationships after having worked as a SOCIAL WORKER.

    • @annalabs3519
      @annalabs3519 Рік тому +108

      Doesn’t her son also have SA allegations…..

    • @cerysjones1947
      @cerysjones1947 Рік тому +84

      ​@@annalabs3519not sure whether this is true or not, but that's her son's shit, not hers. Don't blame women for men's behaviour

    • @taylordee641
      @taylordee641 Рік тому +56

      Yeah, her having been a social worker doesn't mean she was a particularly sensitive one, y'know? This is purely speculation, but we don't know if maybe she draws on former clients' cases for material, and if she does we don't know to what extent. I'd be so upset if I learned that someone had taken my trauma and spun it as a romance (for profit, no less)! That said, as someone with trauma who is surrounded by other traumatized people, I understand how getting bits and pieces of it all out can be cathartic, as would framing it in a way that makes her/her readers feel like they're in control of the situation even if that framing is detrimental in the long run. I've read some Hoover-level drama in my time, and sometimes it helps me process bad stuff somehow.
      P.s.: I hope this comment doesn't come across as disparaging of social workers, counselors, advocates, etc! Most of the ones I've worked with are wonderful and have saved me during my lowest points. I salute you all!

    • @Shirumoon
      @Shirumoon Рік тому +12

      @@taylordee641 Your comment was very sensitive! I've been through trauma as well and while I've never read a Colleen Hoover book, I like dark romance. That genre would not have been particularly healthy for me when I was still "recovering" from being in and searching out toxic relationship but nowadays I enjoy it. If I was a decent writer, I'd probably write this stuff as well.

    • @symonssanctuary5071
      @symonssanctuary5071 Рік тому +127

      @@cerysjones1947 this is completely fair however the victim reached out to CoHo for help and she defended her son instead. That's crossing a line imo.

  • @meghanreichert4700
    @meghanreichert4700 Рік тому +588

    “At the end of the day … you’re another day older.” I see you Carley

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +97

      les mis girls rise up

  • @sanaibobbie
    @sanaibobbie Рік тому +138

    "also gonna talk about big plot twists that i think are... incorrect" is my new favorite sentence LMAOO

  • @GraveyardShift-tl6ri
    @GraveyardShift-tl6ri Рік тому +682

    scratching at my neck needing to know how she brainwashed her readers into being okay with scat

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +99

      STOP

    • @Man-ej6uv
      @Man-ej6uv Рік тому +9

      i am horrified

    • @GraveyardShift-tl6ri
      @GraveyardShift-tl6ri Рік тому +79

      @@uncarley writing being turned on by horse shit shouldve ended her whole career on the spot that is criminal 😭

    • @AuthentiKaate
      @AuthentiKaate Рік тому +3

      Wait what, i’m like 3 minutes in AND i’m new here

    • @ysabellarivera8166
      @ysabellarivera8166 11 місяців тому +2

      SCAT STOPPING BEING A TAG I ACTIVELY EXCLUDE WHENEVER I ENTER AO3???? IT FUCKING ENTERED MAINSTREAM NOW????

  • @tina5021
    @tina5021 Рік тому +2328

    This woman has once again sacrificed her sanity for us I salute you maam CH sucks🚶‍♀️🤷‍♀️

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +149

      i love rotting my brain

  • @marttamay
    @marttamay Рік тому +460

    I have to admit I have watched a gigantic amount of videos about colleen hoover's books and I have never read one of them

  • @tiffanyoates9856
    @tiffanyoates9856 Рік тому +244

    Verity made my jaw DROP. I remember reading it in lab one day after finishing a test and my classmate saw my face and went “I know exactly how you feel” 😭

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +46

      hahahaha at least your bonding over the pain

    • @tiffanyoates9856
      @tiffanyoates9856 Рік тому +15

      @@uncarley haha yup! We had a long conversation about it

    • @madisong.7308
      @madisong.7308 Рік тому +8

      I bought I because I thought it was going to be a mystery thriller book....but that is not what I ended up with 😭😭🖐️

    • @tiffanyoates9856
      @tiffanyoates9856 Рік тому +5

      @@madisong.7308 literally 😭my friend who despises CH recommended me this book and I was like “oh cool, thriller” but nOpE

    • @lolomcspanky
      @lolomcspanky Місяць тому

      I generally don't judge others for taste, but if someone I respect volunteers that they love Verity, I have such a hard time processing that.
      I never ask people about it, I do not want to know. I'm so jealous you had someone who got it... I was living in a dystopia where only I hated it until I found this thread 😅

  • @rinisonline4312
    @rinisonline4312 Рік тому +185

    “i am cinnamon jones and this is my story” literally made me almost pee my pants laughing

    • @Flareontoast
      @Flareontoast Рік тому +8

      Might just be me but Cinnamon Jones sounds like a cat name lol

  • @mollyrafferty801
    @mollyrafferty801 Рік тому +408

    Don't forget that Miles and Rachel from Ugly Love were almost step siblings because their parents were dating and literally moved in together. I'm thinking they were also planning to get married, but then Miles and Rachel got pregnant

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +106

      WHAT!?

    • @rovenwarlock7702
      @rovenwarlock7702 Рік тому +85

      I believe their parents were actually married, but I could be wrong, but she does describe them as step siblings

    • @danielle4180
      @danielle4180 Рік тому +78

      Their parents are married, they’re step siblings💀💀

    • @kartolina444
      @kartolina444 Рік тому +58

      ​@@rovenwarlock7702they announced their engagement right before miles told them rachel was pregnant 😭

    • @lady_moonique7316
      @lady_moonique7316 Рік тому

      Omg, I totally forgot about it

  • @Barperh
    @Barperh Рік тому +675

    The before we begin PSA should be printed on a shirt so i can wear it while I defend all my unhinged opinions.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +46

      hahahaha i love that

  • @Sacrificallamba
    @Sacrificallamba Рік тому +109

    What shocks me about Verity is not the murder or the pick me behaviour, it is the fact that the character leaves TEETH MARKS on her HARDBOARD to silence her org@sm.

    • @grumpyseagull
      @grumpyseagull Рік тому +28

      What the fuck did I just read 😭

    • @notbataneye
      @notbataneye Рік тому +4

      That is crazy

    • @natvasch6399
      @natvasch6399 Рік тому +22

      Right? I was like… tell me you never bit into wood without telling me you never bit into wood

    • @sendanrio
      @sendanrio 6 місяців тому +13

      ​@AnaPie896BEAVER PLAY??? 😭

  • @taylorjohnson7786
    @taylorjohnson7786 Рік тому +76

    The fact that Rachel and Miles being step siblings didn’t come up in the ugly love portion is crazy Carly

  • @conort1191
    @conort1191 Рік тому +705

    As someone who has never read a Colleen Hoover book I stan and I will watch anyway…

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +48

      yesss thank you

    • @the_socialphobic_girl
      @the_socialphobic_girl Рік тому +1

      Same here

    • @1989TaylorsVersiom
      @1989TaylorsVersiom Рік тому

      After watching this yesterday videos started popping up on my UA-cam home page. Young boys coming out against her. I couldn't even put the time in to it after what I heard in this video 😂😂😂

    • @1989TaylorsVersiom
      @1989TaylorsVersiom Рік тому

      And I had no idea who she was and still don't and then she started popping up lol

    • @Theprettiestbambi
      @Theprettiestbambi Рік тому +6

      As a Collen hooverphopic, I agree.

  • @aidianyman5436
    @aidianyman5436 Рік тому +305

    As a bookseller who genuinely hates Colleen Hoover, it takes all my willpower to tell customers to not buy her books

    • @CampingforCool41
      @CampingforCool41 Рік тому +33

      @@GivebackthescarfI don’t know who is applauding men for writing garbage like this. And clearly she is successful anyway.

    • @callnight1441
      @callnight1441 Рік тому +29

      ​@Givebackthescarf i've never heard anyone applaud men for degrading representations. If anything, i hear a lot of ceitisism and joke; theres evwn the meme of "men writing women" because of that

    • @rosalindmorley
      @rosalindmorley 2 місяці тому

      ⁠@@callnight1441that’s because you don’t know what a degrading representation is trust me

    • @lolomcspanky
      @lolomcspanky Місяць тому

      This is the most entertaining version of the difficult "ethics vs paycheck" moral dilemma I've heard in ages. I'm so sorry for the pain you endure, I'm not sure if I could take it.

  • @ahaziahjoshua1397
    @ahaziahjoshua1397 Рік тому +364

    Oh thank god this was real. I put this on last night when I was falling off to sleep and i fully rhought i dreamed this

    • @yokoooo14
      @yokoooo14 Рік тому +23

      we are living the same life😂

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +87

      she's back now! the old video got taken down because of my vile mouth

    • @ahaziahjoshua1397
      @ahaziahjoshua1397 Рік тому +6

      ​@user-zf9bo5op5h I had to really try to find a trace of this video cuz I was watching a ton of colleen reviews and lots of Carley's videos so I thought it was just my subconscious mixing em together 😅

  • @beastghostt
    @beastghostt Рік тому +85

    Do the people saying it's anti-feminist to criticize authors like Colleen Hoover and E.L. James even realize that their books are easily some of the most misogynistic texts to ever be penned by a woman? These authors are not girls' girls. They resent and feel the need to compete with other women, and they spell that out over and over in their work. Pointing that out doesn't make me filled with self-hatred, I'm just TIRED.

  • @Exhausted_Emily
    @Exhausted_Emily Рік тому +122

    I have also never read any Colleen Hoover books and it is my badge of honor. Ive had so many non-reader friends recommend them to me and I think that says it all.

  • @meeratali4195
    @meeratali4195 Рік тому +231

    Her books are basically for people who never read on wattpad when they were like 13

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +13

      hahaha

    • @akinaneon-xz6oj
      @akinaneon-xz6oj Рік тому +4

      Now she's rich! Wild!

    • @madimiss
      @madimiss Рік тому +3

      As someone who has never had her Watt pad phase, I still hate her.

  • @1989TaylorsVersiom
    @1989TaylorsVersiom Рік тому +378

    My toxic trait: Wanting to live closer to Canada to be BFFs with Carley to watch movies, read books, listen to music and talk talk talk.
    That's what I commented yesterday.
    I love women too, we have another thing in common 💙💙💙

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +49

      this is so kind!

    • @1989TaylorsVersiom
      @1989TaylorsVersiom Рік тому +13

      ​@@uncarleyI mean it. Girls day anytime you want. Shoot we can invite all us UnCarley fans. It would be a blast.
      I realize now how lonely I actually am that it would be so fun to meet up and chat about books. Oh my life.💙💙💙

    • @turquoisedeer
      @turquoisedeer Рік тому +17

      A parasocial queen

  • @athenajaxon2397
    @athenajaxon2397 Рік тому +186

    I've never read her books but im 99% sure half of the reason her books are popular are because the covers are so cute and aesthetically pleasing

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +36

      yes absolutely they look GOOOD

    • @gabrielaharries8149
      @gabrielaharries8149 Рік тому +26

      It's because they market them towards young adult audiences as "romances" and young adults have no notion what a healthy relationship is like (I'm speaking from experience, I would've loved this crap if I was 13)

    • @athenajaxon2397
      @athenajaxon2397 Рік тому +2

      @@gabrielaharries8149 I definitely had a healthy notion of what a relationship is. I hated toxic romances when I was a teen ( except Twilight ofc)

    • @bernicaa2792
      @bernicaa2792 Рік тому +5

      no they r so tacky

    • @Spidermonkey43
      @Spidermonkey43 4 місяці тому

      Nice Pfp

  • @gherkinambassador
    @gherkinambassador Рік тому +491

    this video got age restricted but colleen hoover is still out there letting her characters make fun of a newborns testicles, sure.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +38

      RIGGHT

    • @oumasvile
      @oumasvile Рік тому +36

      @@Givebackthescarfcolleen hoover ghost account

    • @grumpyseagull
      @grumpyseagull Рік тому +7

      ​@@Givebackthescarf how do you not get the icks oh my gosh

    • @Idd1eforTaylorSwift4256
      @Idd1eforTaylorSwift4256 Рік тому +1

      @@Givebackthescarftay got over the scarf you should get over this comment because it’s speaking nothing but factsss I like Colleen Hoover but this is still weird yk

  • @RenaDeles
    @RenaDeles Рік тому +23

    Fun extra fact with Nov 9; Ben *assume* his mom committed unalive over a breakup, but we never actually know if the parents were dating. There's lots of signs they were just friends who Ben assumed after seeing they texted each other. And shortly after the mom's death, Ben sees the dad being sad and thinks he doesn't deserve to with Ben's assumption of things, and that's why he starts the car fire that becomes the house fire that ruins Fallon s life.
    It's only later, right before Ben is seeing the news report about the fire, that his brother goes hey have you read the note, and the note explains no the mom had terminal cancer and didn't want to stick her kids with the medical bills. And just took actions first instead of telling her kids her plan???
    Also wild you didn't even mention Ben dating his brother's widow for a year just after that brother died.

  • @katie-allen
    @katie-allen Рік тому +211

    Love how every Carley video gets age restricted for no reason so we get the little sneak peek when it’s up for like 1/2 an hour and then we have to wait for a day gaslighting ourselves into thinking that video didn’t exist and then it reappears so we can watch it in full 🤩🤩🤩

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +47

      im being SILENCED

    • @taru8119
      @taru8119 Рік тому

      @@uncarley Oprah found dead in a ditch

  • @weekendreads_
    @weekendreads_ Рік тому +15

    The up dog slowly appearing behind the text im dead 💀💀 21:01

  • @edenashkenazi7609
    @edenashkenazi7609 Рік тому +33

    I'm a TA in English Literature (in a non-English-speaking country) and a TON of my students were shocked that I never read Colleen Hoover books and were like 'you *have to* they're sooo good' and I am so glad I never took that advice. Not to say that I don't read other literary trash, but this seems like a lot

  • @dangitgrace5579
    @dangitgrace5579 Рік тому +130

    Can’t forget that in Ugly Love the girl he had a kid with was his *step sister* - does it come up later and is it important to the plot? Absolutely not it has no affect on things it’s just a fact that’s just THERE like WHY

  • @niiiiiiiinfa
    @niiiiiiiinfa Рік тому +48

    the laughing at their son's balls quote will always be living in my mind rent free (derogatory)

  • @Sophia_JiYun
    @Sophia_JiYun Рік тому +12

    THE VIBRATOR AD IS JUST SO COLLEEN

  • @insatiableslug8581
    @insatiableslug8581 Рік тому +93

    Hey thanks for taking one for the team and analyzing these pressing matters. I’ve always wanted to know the tea about her but could never bring myself to read the books so thank you ily

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +13

      im so happy to save you the time

  • @aislingkennelly850
    @aislingkennelly850 Рік тому +250

    I recently made the unfortunate decision to read her book “Too Late” because I hadn’t seen many people make videos on it so I felt a glimmer of hope but I was appalled by how genuinely awful it was 😭😭

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +58

      literally all her books seem UNHINGED

    • @aislingkennelly850
      @aislingkennelly850 Рік тому +22

      @@uncarleygirl they are 😭 it would be funny if u know there wasn’t all the ~romanticising of abuse~

    • @daidipyaa
      @daidipyaa Рік тому +7

      @@aislingkennelly850 I NEED to know the story line. Villianise CH's writing as much as possible and call that book shitty please, when you tell me the storyline 'cause I'm a #cohohater to my core

    • @aislingkennelly850
      @aislingkennelly850 Рік тому +20

      @@daidipyaa omg so basically the book literally starts off with an assault scene (massive TW for that and it’s continuous throughout the book ew) then u learn it’s about a girl called Sloan which is actually a pretty name but anyway and she lives with her bf who’s a drug dealer and she puts up with him and his awful abuse to save her brother who’s sick and she has no source of income 😭 then she’s basically “rescued” by an undercover detective and they start a secret relationship but it’s just so badly written it’s unbearable and there’s no connection to the characters i just hated it so much lmaooo i feel like the actual story had potential but CoHo has zero writing skills and continues to prove that with all of her books❤️ there’s so much unnecessary violence and assault it really added nothing to the story, i’m all for authors writing about dark and even taboo topics if they do it correctly, but she does not. last thing i’ll say is i hated the unnecessary violence against Sloan because it felt like we the readers are meant to root for her relationship with the detective guy who “saves” her, but she’s been so abused and all the men are so awful besides mr. detective that i’m like of course she’s going to like him he’s the only “decent human” in the story, but he still has a position of power over her and abuses that… and don’t even get me started on the lack of female characters and if there are any they’re seen as “competition” unless we’re explicitly told they’re not like the detectives work partner 😭😭 this is such a long comment so i hope it answers your question lol!!

    • @lolomcspanky
      @lolomcspanky Місяць тому

      ​@@aislingkennelly850that was amazing, thanks for taking the time bc I'm never reading any more of her shit, but I need to know the talking points to flag the abuse
      That one sounds so bad I don't even want to watch a summary, so bless you for saving me the trouble

  • @Therealsoso10
    @Therealsoso10 Рік тому +150

    HOT TAKE: All of the people who read c*llen h**ver books and “enjoy” them only like them because they never went through a w*ttpad/ao3 phase and it SHOWS. Based off of the summary of these (god forsaken) books I have read the equivalent on w*ttpad when I was 14. I can currently read better books for free on these websites. (PS I hate her books because I don’t condone abusive relationships in books. I have already read enough of them written by 13 year olds lol)

    • @gabrielaharries8149
      @gabrielaharries8149 Рік тому +9

      Her books just smell of 2013 Harry styles fanfic

    • @monroe8566
      @monroe8566 Рік тому +14

      Like I genuinely can read better written and composed literature for free on ao3 written by a phd student

  • @Ayaesthetic
    @Ayaesthetic Рік тому +57

    I feel like her book “Layla” is not hated enough I wish it was in this video, the world needs to know how fucked up it is

    • @iris_0404
      @iris_0404 Рік тому +6

      May i ask what it’s about ? I’ve seen it a lot and I’m curious

    • @Ayaesthetic
      @Ayaesthetic Рік тому

      @@iris_0404 It’s about a couple who get attacked and shot at their home by the guy’s obsessive ex-girlfriend. (The ex-girlfriend is shot in self-defense and dies on the spot) When the couple is saved, the girl (Layla) is not her usual self and she’s very anxious (well I wonder why the girl’s been shot and almost killed!) and the guy is just bored with her and cannot stand her anxiety. At the same time, a spirit called Willow appears at their home and starts to communicate with the guy asking for his help to figure out why she is trapped in that house and whether she’s dead or stuck in between or whatever..he allows the spirit to take over Layla’s body when Layla goes to sleep and starts to communicate with it through Layla’s body, and he falls out of love with Layla and gives no shits about her, gaslights her when she’s thinking that something’s wrong with her body and she’s not sleeping enough, ties her to the bed when she finds out what he’s been doing with Willow, and abuses her..all this because he falls in love with Willow (the spirit)..
      Spoiler
      Turns out Willow had been Layla’s soul trapped outside of a body while the embodied Layla was his ex-girlfriend’s soul taking over Layla’s body..all this justifies what he’s done to Layla and the abuse he’s led her through because wow turns out she is Willow and they are soulmates!!

    • @chloegoulden5094
      @chloegoulden5094 6 місяців тому

      @@iris_0404it’s about this guy in a band and he meets a girl, Layla, when he plays a wedding gig and they fall in love. He has a crazy ex who finds out about her and shows up and shoots Layla and the guy kills the ex. When Layla wakes up she’s super different and the guy (forget his name) takes her back to the place they met. Spooky things start happening and long story short, a ghost posses Layla’s body each night and the guy falls in love with the ghost. So he’s cheating on Layla with a ghost in Layla’s body. PLOT TWIST it is revealed that when the ex gf shot Layla and was killed, Layla actually died and her ghost went to the place she met the guy and the ex’s spirit went into Layla’s body. So the ghost is actually Layla and they have to kill Layla’s body in order to get the ex gf out of there.

    • @chloegoulden5094
      @chloegoulden5094 6 місяців тому

      BUT ALSO Layla post shooting is severely depressed and showing signs of ED. She doesn’t know she’s the killer ex gf. The guy ties her up while him and the ghost Layla figure out what to do

    • @Ayaesthetic
      @Ayaesthetic 6 місяців тому

      @@chloegoulden5094 exactly it’s truly f’ed up

  • @sunnni_
    @sunnni_ Рік тому +43

    Not Colleen giving me the courage to write books again after all these unhinged ones she has. I mean what the heck right lol

  • @melopepo
    @melopepo Рік тому +48

    Thank you so much for lifting this weight off my shoulders I will never have to think again about if I should read a Coleen Hoover book or not

  • @kaitlynrain899
    @kaitlynrain899 Рік тому +16

    Between uncarley, Nicole Rafiee, A Clockwork Reader, and Casey Aonso, I’ve had way too much Colleen Hoover exposure and now know the plot by heart of all of these books😭

  • @elipie7941
    @elipie7941 Рік тому +9

    everytime i feel insecure about my writing im going to come back and rewatch this video because this is like a new york times best selling author, literally one of the most famous YA romance novel authors. And it looks like this.

  • @bigheart30
    @bigheart30 Рік тому +16

    colleen hoover is certainly one of the authors of all time

  • @icetypejulia
    @icetypejulia Рік тому +14

    I will never forget when I watched a tiktok about november 9 and was spoiled the “plot twist”. I literally just sat there baffled as to how anyone would read that and be like yes this is romance

  • @Raine-97
    @Raine-97 8 місяців тому +4

    1:50 Just because we disagree, doesn’t mean we have to disrespect each other. Exactly. ❤

  • @emmagms8613
    @emmagms8613 Рік тому +16

    Glad Carley didn't have to actually read the books to make this video cuz this already must have been torture, imagine the whole thing! Thank you for your service really

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +3

      literally googling them was traumatizing enough

  • @emclaire7027
    @emclaire7027 Рік тому +12

    The REAL twist of November 9 is not the arson reveal, it’s that his name isn’t just plain old Ben, because that would be too normal, his full name is *Benton*

  • @CheesePoutine
    @CheesePoutine Рік тому +23

    her yearly income has shone so much light as to why she sells these books ... she doesn't have to like them, she just has to write them 😂

  • @beautyeditdiaries
    @beautyeditdiaries Рік тому +5

    I’d like to say thank you to the universe for making Carley and Casey both upload a CH video in the same week🙏🏼🙏🏼

  • @VHSandALLtheREST
    @VHSandALLtheREST Рік тому +10

    8:02 "THE CHOKE HOLD THIS BOOK HAS ON WOMEN MY AGE, IN THE AIRPORT" 🤣🤪😹 omg girl, I spit up my food listening to this gem of a quote!!!! thank you for putting it out into the either!!!!!!!!

  • @rakshithas6648
    @rakshithas6648 Рік тому +6

    casey AND carly both roasting colleen hoover is the energy I need in my life

  • @veronicagerace7049
    @veronicagerace7049 Рік тому +8

    Let's not forget that Verity opens with the two main characters witnessing a man get run over and killed

  • @amia7362
    @amia7362 Рік тому +13

    i read verity after hearing that it was one of her best (if not THE best) books, and that was when i decided to never again trust a Coho stan

  • @samoskowitz19
    @samoskowitz19 Рік тому +15

    I love reading suspenseful dramatic well written books. I have tried multiple times to give Colleen Hoover's books a chance and every single time I picked up one of her books i lost the smallest bit of my will to live

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +2

      SAME! i love suspense and a good pulpy popular book but the writing needs to be theree

  • @partehpatty9131
    @partehpatty9131 Рік тому +6

    I’ve got classmates who love CoHo and I absolutely die inside whenever they say that CoHo is such a good author 😭😭😭

  • @cupofjohoe
    @cupofjohoe Рік тому +17

    the Jimmy Fallon photo hovering menacingly for a full two minutes behind Carley really sets the tone for the video

    • @stupidusername3333
      @stupidusername3333 4 місяці тому

      I just got to that part of the video and… yup… I’m typing this to avoid looking at his face.

  • @actoutloud542001
    @actoutloud542001 Рік тому +1

    carley and casey aonso both having collen hoover book videos this month?? the stars are aligned

  • @tyra6012
    @tyra6012 Рік тому +13

    I giggled so much at you calling "ashleigh" the Christian girl spelling LMAO. Like I just now Ashleigh leads her church's choir like it's the navy and makes a mean casserole

  • @Kristenmimms
    @Kristenmimms Рік тому +3

    I just want to personally thank you for using that photo of Jimmy Fallon because it has been my favorite for quite some time and needed to discussed!

  • @StellaBezemer
    @StellaBezemer Рік тому +7

    i dont remember what i commented yesterday but i think it was something along the lines of me crying at Cinnamon Jones, thanks for this contribution to humanity bestie we appreciate the effort immensely

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +3

      cinnamon jones will live forever

  • @ngianne
    @ngianne 2 місяці тому +1

    the jimmy fallon pic just chilling on the background while you’re talking about Nov 9 is taking me out 😂

  • @Norman834
    @Norman834 Рік тому +13

    Hilarious that Carley didn't even read the books yet still managed to cook up a roast

  • @jodiescarborough5155
    @jodiescarborough5155 10 місяців тому +1

    one important thing to know about colleen hoover is that a girl reached out to colleen about her son SAing her and colleen BLOCKED the girl and tried to cover it up

  • @priyabuddhavarapu
    @priyabuddhavarapu Рік тому +35

    say what you want about Colleen Hoover but she does so much for women in literature. none of it is good, to be clear. but boy does she do it!

    • @sosimplejen
      @sosimplejen Рік тому +1

      May you share? What had she done. I wanna know

  • @yarahelal9412
    @yarahelal9412 Рік тому +15

    thank you for the phrase "lobotomy literature." i will incorporate it into my vocabulary.

  • @TheJeannag
    @TheJeannag Рік тому +10

    1:10 WE HAVE OUR FIRST DEAD IN A DITCH (I live for these, the ditch pile grows, in direct proportion to my love for Carley's work and choice to give up her sanity for our entertainment)

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +1

      the ditch pile will FOREVER grow

  • @anshnanavati
    @anshnanavati Рік тому +90

    Wow Carley thanks for this wonderful new video that I have totally never seen before! :]

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +30

      wow thank you so much i love posting new videos that have never been seen

  • @adrianaguerra4413
    @adrianaguerra4413 Рік тому +27

    I did start reading her books when I was 15 and didn’t think much of it and now I finally realize how bad it was

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +7

      oh no baby are you okay?

  • @naevisx
    @naevisx Рік тому +32

    Watching this I remembered a few days ago I was reading smutty fanfiction and at some point my brain went "this b writes like Colleen Hoover" and went straight to sleep without finishing that thing.

  • @spacegalaxy19
    @spacegalaxy19 Рік тому +39

    watching 1/4 of this, setting up my dinner to eat with it and then coming back to see it age restricted was my joker 😀

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +9

      literally same

    • @francescakyanda9182
      @francescakyanda9182 Рік тому +2

      REAL I was saving it for my lunch break yesterday and I had to eat my pasta while watching someone else on UA-cam

  • @1989TaylorsVersiom
    @1989TaylorsVersiom Рік тому +28

    Whatttt???? Is this the matrix??? Didn't we do this yesterday? I love you Carley ❤❤❤

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +19

      the video got age restricted so only people 18 and up could view because of my potty mouth so I reedited it

    • @1989TaylorsVersiom
      @1989TaylorsVersiom Рік тому +2

      ​@@uncarley I was joking you know we all just finished watching it for the 2nd time. I figured it was UA-cam or mean comments by how the video started. So I commented exactly what I did yesterday. ❤

  • @chocolatecheekschocolatewi7066

    I love how she said she prepared a PowerPoint presentation but it's all just random celebrities pics😭😭😭

  • @aldryrththerainbowdragon9081

    The fact that I cried, sobbed and lurched at these small quotes from the books tells me how much sanity Carly sacrificed by reading them. Sending you lots of love, hope you recover ❤

  • @Sacrificallamba
    @Sacrificallamba Рік тому +5

    Some days I deal with my emotions, on other days I sweep under the rug and watch Uncarley

  • @bhuvibommisetty40
    @bhuvibommisetty40 Рік тому +1

    casey aonso and uncarley being so in sync lately is giving me LIFE

  • @schmenne
    @schmenne Рік тому +7

    It Ends With Us was sold to me as a romance book and I had no idea what it was about. It’s so problematic that this story is sold / shown as a romance story. I enjoyed reading about the thought process of what goes on with people’s mind in these types of situations, but that’s it.
    Edit: I still wish I knew how heavy this book was, before getting into it.

  • @grishmagurung3227
    @grishmagurung3227 Рік тому +6

    im a literature major and My friends were forcing me to read this book and i haven’t read it still but i could smell that it is bullshit from a mile away. I am just amazed at how it got so popular and my favorite thing ever is to be validated by uncarley 😆😆😆❤ lovedd this video

  • @CueLou
    @CueLou Рік тому +5

    I remember being in the book shop and that day I thought ‘let’s be different !’ I’m usually a sci-fi, dystopian, murder mystery or mystery girlie, and I don’t ever lean towards romance. That day I picked up It Ends With Us, looked at it, and generally thought about buying it, before putting it back because I had other books I wanted more. The first thing I saw on UA-cam after that was a CoHO video talking about the contents of her book. I’ve never been more happy with myself, thinking that my teenage brain actually had something in it💀

  • @SpecialInterestShow
    @SpecialInterestShow Рік тому

    I discovered your channel like yesterday or the day before and I'm honestly creeped out by how well the algorithm knows me.
    Because your sense of humor is SO good and your humorous facial expressions are so fun.
    Just wanted to say I've really been enjoying watching your vids!
    And there's honestly nothing I love MORE than unhinged PowerPoint presentations

  • @minztee0910
    @minztee0910 Рік тому +7

    YES, I'm so happy you made a book video again. Loved the pop culture content, but your book videos got me back inzo reading, so thank you:)

  • @gemstone71552
    @gemstone71552 Рік тому +4

    Started this yesterday and it disappeared before I could finish and I was worried I imagined it. Glad to see it back!

  • @lizzlemmon6895
    @lizzlemmon6895 Рік тому +6

    Glad to know I'm not the only one who started watching this and then couldn't find it at all

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +4

      the video got age restricted because of my potty mouth so I re-editied it!

    • @lizzlemmon6895
      @lizzlemmon6895 Рік тому

      Lol nooo! Glad it's back!! I was on the edge of my seat!

  • @advmx3
    @advmx3 Рік тому +15

    I'm so glad I found you. Because those covers look good so I almost went on reading them.
    There's also the Cassandra Clare ones, so it's very good to know I should NOT read those. Thank you for suffering through them for us! :D

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +4

      the covers look good!

  • @theamelia4580
    @theamelia4580 Рік тому +1

    this got my mum’s seal of approval because colleen hoover is her no.1 public enemy!

  • @lakegroce685
    @lakegroce685 Рік тому +12

    Maybe one day Colleen will get some self reflection and use her wealth to fine an amazing therapist to help her unpack and get rid all of her internal misogyny.

  • @Bexx74
    @Bexx74 Рік тому

    Can i just say, carley is a queen for responding to so many comments. Shes a real one. And ive only read one of colleens books, but im here for carley. 😊

  • @hamzapetridis206
    @hamzapetridis206 Рік тому +7

    This sponsor ad segment had me blushing for 20 minutes straight.

  • @heatweve
    @heatweve 7 місяців тому +2

    i can't with the fact that you let that fallon picture in the background for MINUTES 😭

  • @abigailrants
    @abigailrants Рік тому +3

    i just love that your friends are like “carley would hate this book let’s make her read it” they have no respect for your sanity 😭😭

  • @skunkskiestink6620
    @skunkskiestink6620 Рік тому

    i love colleen hoover because she gives me the hope- nay the absolute assurance, that my writing is NOT that bad and ABSOLUTELY has the potential to be published funded into a film