A Deep Dive into Potterheads

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  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  6 місяців тому +3882

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    • @stan_lego_eda
      @stan_lego_eda 6 місяців тому +20

      Love ur videos!!

    • @laynebrock2835
      @laynebrock2835 6 місяців тому +20

      This is a wonderful vid, love being apart of kurtistown!

    • @velenadalby5948
      @velenadalby5948 6 місяців тому +14

      never been this early this is crazy, just wanted to say i’ve watched u for years and you genuinely make me laugh and uplift my mood so thanks for that

    • @Felix-mt1zb
      @Felix-mt1zb 6 місяців тому

      Cool

    • @xxMelaniexx
      @xxMelaniexx 6 місяців тому +11

      The power of being a decent human. Seen a lot of recommendations from UA-camrs but now I'll actually try it.

  • @junosswans
    @junosswans 6 місяців тому +13063

    I literally am working with a kindergarten kid who is named Hermione and when I was doing assessment with her I casually asked her, “so… your mother really loves reading huh?” And she gave the most tortured sigh I’ve ever heard from a kindergartener and said “yes…”
    Also she has a classmate named Sherlock which is a whole other iceberg lol

    • @randomgirlxrulz
      @randomgirlxrulz 6 місяців тому +1117

      I don't know why I'm surprised there are genuinely kindergarteners named after fandoms that I was in as a teenager, but wow, that shook me to my core. I wonder if these kids end up hating the stories they were named after?

    • @anzaia2164
      @anzaia2164 6 місяців тому +1354

      To be fair, Hermione is a normal and quite pretty name. Yes, it is completely linked with Harry Potter today, but... At least her name is not Nymphadora.

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant 6 місяців тому +907

      I feel bad for the teachers having to teach Sherlock, Hermione, Katniss, Draco, River Song, Daenerys Targaryen, Edward Cullen and Castiel

    • @pollypocket2743
      @pollypocket2743 6 місяців тому +335

      @@AmyAberrant i was a camp counsellor and i had a kid in my group named khaleese after daenerys' title in GoT

    • @MajorOctofuss
      @MajorOctofuss 6 місяців тому +419

      @@AmyAberrant​​⁠all these names are still better than mchkeileigh or some shit

  • @massieblock9770
    @massieblock9770 6 місяців тому +25108

    i named both my kids after HP characters, but both are regular names that people wouldn’t know unless i told them.
    i love my little xenophilius and baby mundungus

    • @elahejon6590
      @elahejon6590 6 місяців тому +700

      😂omg I'm dead

    • @TheBigDumBlock
      @TheBigDumBlock 6 місяців тому +687

      Hahaha i know somebody whos actual name is james potter

    • @user-zf4kv9ou2i
      @user-zf4kv9ou2i 6 місяців тому +59

      That's is fine

    • @gadiderazne9025
      @gadiderazne9025 6 місяців тому +127

      This comment literally made me laugh out loud 😂

    • @mxngos7493
      @mxngos7493 6 місяців тому +17

      HAHAHAHAHAHAA oh my goodness xd

  • @vanillaplanifoliae
    @vanillaplanifoliae 3 місяці тому +1970

    i don't write fanfic but when i was younger, maybe 13 or 14, i did write a harry potter fanfic.. it was about the plants in the herbology classroom, for some reason all of them were sentient and they were having a little soap opera whenever nobody was in there

    • @antioptimusparty
      @antioptimusparty 2 місяці тому +289

      That sounds cool as fuck

    • @felixitations
      @felixitations 2 місяці тому +85

      send link that sounds so cool

    • @vanillaplanifoliae
      @vanillaplanifoliae 2 місяці тому +60

      @@felixitations i don't have a link, i didn't post it anywhere :') i think it was on my middle/high school google drive

    • @pooliewoolie
      @pooliewoolie 2 місяці тому +97

      honestly? I'd read the fuck out of that. It's that kind of fanfic that I enjoy the most, about the mundane (lmao) stuff happening at Hogwarts.

    • @Ilovebirdgag
      @Ilovebirdgag 2 місяці тому +18

      Could you please maybe re-write it and then make it available? I'd definitely pay for that

  • @deen4305
    @deen4305 2 місяці тому +264

    fun fact, slytherin traits were basically all traits present in other houses just with synonyms that specifically had a negative connotation. These 11 year olds were all piled into a house that was filled with other kids from toxic households, told their best traits were these negative things, treated like the literal scum by other student's and teachers alike while they marinated in outdated mindsets shared by a bunch of not good people. And then we were supposed to believe that these kids CHOSE to side with the dark lord. Hats off to JKR honestly for legit convincing people that 11 years olds were inherently bad people.

    • @StitchedUpPunkette
      @StitchedUpPunkette Місяць тому +5

      That kind of sounds how the majority of nazis are made 😅

    • @paulaschneider7731
      @paulaschneider7731 6 днів тому +7

      That's called an opinion, not a fact. It's also a fictional series about a magical world, with magical people and creatures. 99% of movies, including Disney animated movies all have a bad guy/side. These kids also came from families that worshiped the dark lord when he was alive and still did. Get a grip, it's a fictional movie.

    • @Coristic121
      @Coristic121 6 днів тому +1

      i swear, if i was picked as a slytherin, i'd break down on the floor crying

    • @OfAngelsAndAnarchist
      @OfAngelsAndAnarchist 5 днів тому +1

      It’s a story. Many stories feature dualism.
      In Harry Potter and Star Wars and many others, evil is a real and tangible element of the world.
      You’re not supposed to think Harry Potter is anything but a children’s story.
      Don’t try and map anything onto reality
      That would be
      Moronic

    • @cass7448
      @cass7448 2 дні тому +4

      @@OfAngelsAndAnarchist The fact that it's a children's story is WHY this stuff needs to be discussed.

  • @sileylav
    @sileylav 6 місяців тому +22724

    Kurtis didn't use the Barbie "balls" audio once when talking about the Golden Snitch. This is character growth

    • @luminecyn5059
      @luminecyn5059 6 місяців тому +2498

      I truly believe its a step back

    • @caIyps0
      @caIyps0 6 місяців тому +646

      he also missed it on the part where he talked about his visit to the theme paarkk

    • @blunderbass851
      @blunderbass851 6 місяців тому +748

      Character regression

    • @mmmoura869
      @mmmoura869 6 місяців тому +309

      that made me sad fr

    • @Loreme422
      @Loreme422 6 місяців тому +226

      In the wrong direction

  • @elainefundal8421
    @elainefundal8421 4 місяці тому +3508

    His mustache looks like two capybaras kissing

    • @thea2974
      @thea2974 3 місяці тому +78

      thats crazy

    • @cloudieo
      @cloudieo 3 місяці тому +146

      Love wins ❤️

    • @Flame-rp6yq
      @Flame-rp6yq 3 місяці тому +63

      I can't unsee it now...
      yet I feel somehow blursed with this information

    • @sourcandy-wf2ih
      @sourcandy-wf2ih 2 місяці тому +14

      ...Why are you correct?

    • @mspaint93
      @mspaint93 Місяць тому +5

      ​@@cloudieo that is so fkn dumb, I hate it made me laugh

  • @andthatskarma5491
    @andthatskarma5491 3 місяці тому +224

    THE TWIN TOWERS FAN FICTION HAD ME LITERALLY CRYING. THAT IS SO FOUL.

    • @zurirobinson2749
      @zurirobinson2749 Місяць тому +5

      Ok so... my brain actually formed an association between 9/11 and Harry Potter, I believe because the main characters were one-year-old babies while Voldemort was terrorizing the wizarding world and I was one year old on 9/11. This was when I started reading the books circa 2007, around the same time I first learned about 9/11, so it was probably just "two things taking up a lot of space in my brain connected by extremely loose thread".
      I felt better when I thought that 7 year old me was the only person who associated 9/11 and Harry Potter. The fact that this was probably written by someone old enough to know better-

  • @layla555665
    @layla555665 3 місяці тому +192

    This reminds me of that seminar that my university was offering for the teachers degree students that was all about analysing an explicit, adult fanfiction about Draco and Harry. You actually got credit points for that.

    • @bingospingoultimate
      @bingospingoultimate 2 місяці тому +21

      EXCUSE ME?????? 😭😭😭

    • @causal_internetuser
      @causal_internetuser 2 місяці тому +5

      That's horrific

    • @peachesmontclaire
      @peachesmontclaire Місяць тому +6

      lmao me writing Drarry fanfic at 18 would have loved this course.

    • @-Est3lle-
      @-Est3lle- 16 днів тому +3

      Bro, as an avid fanfic reader, I would love to do this course

  • @tortle216
    @tortle216 6 місяців тому +13081

    call me crazy but i don't think writing fanfiction should be tiered deeper on the iceberg than naming your child after a harry potter character

    • @xXluluchanelXx
      @xXluluchanelXx 5 місяців тому +560

      not crazy, lol. I read all the books and wrote a handful of fanfics and the idea of a tattoo or a child named after a character is bonkers. I barely owned a scarf for merch, that's it

    • @tridocao143
      @tridocao143 5 місяців тому +14

      ok

    • @susannahs8533
      @susannahs8533 5 місяців тому +107

      Well depends what character. If you name it Harry or Ron or something I think that’s fine, because those names have plausible deniability

    • @melbapeach162
      @melbapeach162 5 місяців тому +150

      ​@@xXluluchanelXxhow do you 'barely own a scarf'? Surely you either owned a scarf or you didn't 🤔

    • @kinglayton5430
      @kinglayton5430 5 місяців тому +132

      @@melbapeach162 that made me laugh but i'm sure they meant that they 'merely' owned a scarf, not 'barely'

  • @jaredmccarty1441
    @jaredmccarty1441 5 місяців тому +6165

    My brother's girlfriend is a Disney Adult AND a Potterhead, and one time she forced me to take the sorting quiz. I got Hufflepuff but she insisted I was a Gryffindore because SHE was a Hufflepuff and we're too different to be in the same house. She was so mad at me for getting Hufflepuff she didn't talk to me for two full days.
    She was 31 at the time.

    • @venusvstheearth
      @venusvstheearth 5 місяців тому +443

      Normal adult behavior

    • @lapain4
      @lapain4 5 місяців тому +33

      How old is she now?

    • @taenimin
      @taenimin 5 місяців тому

      what a loser 😭 tfff

    • @TheKavo97
      @TheKavo97 5 місяців тому +34

      Dump her.

    • @dcgumbrecht
      @dcgumbrecht 5 місяців тому +370

      My problem with Harry Potter is that there is only four groups you can hypothetically sort yourself into, while the goated Percy Jackson chads have a seemingly infinite amount of gods they can identify themselves with, which is a lot more fun than the times in elementary school we had Harry Potter day and I always got raven claw and went “what the fuck is ravenclaw” but with Greek gods you already know what’s uppppp

  • @spookyoctober
    @spookyoctober 2 місяці тому +94

    The Carl Boom Boom portion absolutely fucking killed me. 💀

  • @ChakkyCharizard
    @ChakkyCharizard 3 місяці тому +71

    "people online think draco malfoy is hot"
    okay, that's not THAT weird...
    "...including in the parts of the movies where the actor that plays him is like, 13-17..."
    oh. Oh. OH.

    • @lanitabonita142
      @lanitabonita142 8 днів тому +2

      omg no fr there are edits of 13 year old draco everywhere #creepy

    • @DanielkaElliott
      @DanielkaElliott 7 днів тому +2

      To be fair the makers and viewers of those edits are probably also 13 or younger.

  • @sznnitty
    @sznnitty 6 місяців тому +5203

    I remember being in third grade and my friends, all Gryffindors, made me take the sorting quiz. I took it, got Slytherin, and they ignored me for a week.

    • @alexk7937
      @alexk7937 6 місяців тому +200

      hahahahaha I’m so sorry that must’ve sucked hahahahahah

    • @StrayKisswHobyStrayKids
      @StrayKisswHobyStrayKids 6 місяців тому +340

      Slytherin gets such a bad rep honestly, if you've played Hogwarts Legacy, you'll know that folks from other houses are also d*cks, not just Slytherins. Feels shitty to have one house be so hated, 2 basically ignored and one hailed as the best but that one had f*cking Wormtail, like tf ?

    • @Thisallsucks-andimright
      @Thisallsucks-andimright 6 місяців тому +124

      ​@@StrayKisswHobyStrayKidspeople just don't know how to make a difference between Slytherins in the franchise, and what Slytherins would be IRL.
      In HP, nearly every Slytherin is bad so it's understandable you hate them in the books/movies, but IRL it's just a type of personality, it doesn't necessarily mean you're evil (just like being a Gryffindor doesn't mean you're nice).
      Sad that most people don't understand this

    • @StrayKisswHobyStrayKids
      @StrayKisswHobyStrayKids 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Thisallsucks-andimright Yeah I feel you there

    • @bluecloud4652
      @bluecloud4652 6 місяців тому +169

      It just shows how not well written or explored the concept of houses is. They've become boxes to put people in based on personality traits. The same issue that young adult novels have.

  • @evancarvalho2195
    @evancarvalho2195 6 місяців тому +4068

    I don't think writing fanfiction should be on the same level as actual *delusion*

    • @gemdumet3125
      @gemdumet3125 6 місяців тому +235

      I think what he meant was the type of fanfiction in which you insert yourself into the story which I wouldn't say it's too bad unless you're also past the other levels and legitimately have an all consuming harry potter obsession. I don't think he meant fanfiction by itself is the issue but when it's paired with the rest lol

    • @ville__
      @ville__ 6 місяців тому +32

      I think what he meant was the type of fanfiction in which you insert yourself into the story which I wouldn't say it's too bad unless you're also past the other levels and legitimately have an all consuming harry potter obsession. I don't think he meant fanfiction by itself is the issue but when it's paired with the rest lol

    • @detBits
      @detBits 6 місяців тому

      The delusion of being trans.

    • @niayordanova8555
      @niayordanova8555 6 місяців тому +59

      Honestly I think he meant shifting fanfiction and the sorts

    • @oil2921
      @oil2921 6 місяців тому +30

      @@ville__word for word.

  • @Aritis
    @Aritis Місяць тому +63

    Ngl I feel like if Percy Jackson was as successful movie-wise, it would be the exact same, there really is no difference lmao

    • @Imaginary_Friend_
      @Imaginary_Friend_ 27 днів тому +9

      Percy Jackson is definitely the harry potter of gen z, but gen z has way more chill than millennials when it comes to shit like this

    • @silverx_1848
      @silverx_1848 14 днів тому +7

      Nobody outside of america gives a shit about PJ, it's not even on the playing field. Twilight has more of a chance than catching up 😂

    • @Aritis
      @Aritis 14 днів тому +3

      @@silverx_1848 I dunno about that, I'm Irish but in all fairness I could count on one hand how many other Irish people I know that read Percy Jackson

    • @sourgummycake
      @sourgummycake 13 днів тому

      honestly yeah some pj fans get cringy as all hell but as far as i know the author isnt a nazi that’s funding a potential genocide of lgbt people and is one of the most relevant figures in trans hatred so i think they’re okay for now

    • @remusteahan3521
      @remusteahan3521 2 дні тому +2

      @@Aritis nah even in ireland theres a whole lot of pj fans lol, just noones very loud about it. Had a bunch of friends reveal themselves as Percy Jackson fans when the tv show happened and like 90% of the people i knew were somewhere on the scale of happy to revisit childhood nostalgia to incredibly hyped to have an excuse to reread the books lol

  • @psychogrungebabe
    @psychogrungebabe 3 місяці тому +117

    As someone who works at universal the most toxic potterheads are the actors in the theme park 👀

  • @tizzleyizzle
    @tizzleyizzle 6 місяців тому +3627

    I can't believe we had a Harry Potter iceberg mentioning fanfiction WITHOUT talking about My Immortal. A classic masterpiece smh

    • @Ziaberry
      @Ziaberry 5 місяців тому +366

      It's because he's a prep 🙄

    • @anka2468
      @anka2468 5 місяців тому +146

      Enoby and her vampire boy fends Harry porter and Draco Malcom

    • @choc_cos
      @choc_cos 5 місяців тому +90

      That's because it needs its own video

    • @davibraga9279
      @davibraga9279 5 місяців тому

      This always remind me about Internet Historian's video: ua-cam.com/video/Ffh7cWRrqF4/v-deo.html&ab_channel=InternetHistorian

    • @registeredjopper
      @registeredjopper 5 місяців тому +80

      proves hes a poser prep

  • @rubsy5222
    @rubsy5222 5 місяців тому +5960

    Fun fact, I named my daughter after a Harry Potter character! My daughter Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way is the light of my life ❤️❤️❤️

  • @gmoney2860
    @gmoney2860 3 місяці тому +84

    ''if i was an 11 yr old magic boy'' is my new favourite phrase

  • @CAHAHAH
    @CAHAHAH 2 місяці тому +52

    BRO THE SIRIUS THING KEEPS GETTING ME 😭

  • @opal952
    @opal952 6 місяців тому +58769

    I love this but there is no way you put WRITING FANFICTION on a lower level than naming your child Lucius Malfoy 😭😭😭

    • @cg6176
      @cg6176 6 місяців тому +3628

      Writing any story is hard. The thing about fanfiction... is that even crap work gets out there. And of course it's the crap work that is more meme-able than fanfics that are actually good quality. As all things tend to do.

    • @svarakissoon1189
      @svarakissoon1189 6 місяців тому +528

      deadass

    • @KirbyCom
      @KirbyCom 6 місяців тому +5515

      Like a minor hobby that a lot of people do regardless of fandom versus subjecting a REAL HUMAN CHILD to a whole childhood of bullying be frfr

    • @kristena8442
      @kristena8442 6 місяців тому +2318

      And lower than the man who legally changed his own name to Lucius and attempted to legally adopt Tom Felton 😂 Like I know fanfic can be delulu but we're not that delulu. I don't think HP is real? That's not what fanfic is 🙈

    • @ic236
      @ic236 6 місяців тому +513

      And below tattoos!!

  • @Knolch
    @Knolch 4 місяці тому +4409

    I´ll name my kid Dobby and never give him any clothing until it´s 18th birthday, at which point I´ll give it an old single sock, tell it "You´re free" and throw it out of the house.
    That´s true fan dedication!

    • @goldenaxolotl9718
      @goldenaxolotl9718 3 місяці тому +185

      “It”???????

    • @probablyhuman9947
      @probablyhuman9947 3 місяці тому +399

      @@goldenaxolotl9718THATS the thing you point out 😭?

    • @dogdoes6165
      @dogdoes6165 3 місяці тому +94

      ​@@goldenaxolotl9718
      Silly😊 we just don't know if it's a boy or a girl yet😊😊❤❤

    • @MasterCode86
      @MasterCode86 3 місяці тому +13

      @@dogdoes6165 then learn proper nouns: it for things, they for gender ambiguousness. You do not call someone it, you call something it.

    • @TrundleMacDennis
      @TrundleMacDennis 3 місяці тому +131

      ​@MasterCode86 hey bud. They are gonna name it dobby and not give it food and kick it out at 18. It's not a human at that point. It's an it.

  • @berlinbohn5355
    @berlinbohn5355 3 місяці тому +99

    didnt know kurtis would talk about my fucking favorite peice of fanfiction in the world, so when he said all the young dudes i had to do a double take i was so excited

    • @suzzz36
      @suzzz36 2 місяці тому +6

      Talk about jumpscare

  • @JanieBee
    @JanieBee 2 місяці тому +32

    25:49 imagine using this logic for anything else.
    “So we’ve been telling our child since she was 3 that she’s immortal to teach her not to take everything at face value. How could we have known she would try to jump off a roof”

  • @mashymallow1242
    @mashymallow1242 5 місяців тому +8729

    The literal worst HP thing I've ever seen was a website that was just a countdown until Emma Watson turned 18 so it would be "okay" to sexualize her. Even to this day, I feel so bad for her because of how gross people are about her.

    • @aeddiefarmer
      @aeddiefarmer 5 місяців тому +587

      The HP community definitely sexualised underage characters a lot in its history, but the grossness about actresses reaching age of consent I think is more of a tabloid thing than a fandom thing. They used to do it in the UK all the time but with 16 because its the legal age of consent here.

    • @yt_krg
      @yt_krg 5 місяців тому +35

      well, given by how she looks right now they would just keep sexualizing her younger self

    • @screwyourhandle
      @screwyourhandle 5 місяців тому +185

      ​@@aeddiefarmer It's true, there are so many cases of that happening to female celebrities, off the top of my head I'm thinking Mary Kate and Ashley or Britney Spears

    • @radiofloyd2359
      @radiofloyd2359 5 місяців тому +1

      Jesus Christ is that disgusting.

    • @lhaviland8602
      @lhaviland8602 5 місяців тому +38

      Oh god I had a roommate who was one of those guys. We were way younger than the peak age group too which made it extra weird, he would've been like 10 when the last movie came out

  • @deadcrave
    @deadcrave 6 місяців тому +5964

    genuinely believed he was going to be talking about potheads

  • @flwrsofbffnry
    @flwrsofbffnry 3 місяці тому +47

    man it's been a while since i've watched kurt and i forgot how genuinely interesting the videos are. my attention span is next to zero but i literally just sat here for forty minutes straight doing absolutely nothing but watching this video man you gotta be using some potterhead magic i swear

  • @r3d040
    @r3d040 3 місяці тому +106

    As a fanfic writer (not for the hp community, I would never), we definitely don’t deserve to be below *naming* your kid Lucious Malfoy 💀

    • @ArdillaINC
      @ArdillaINC 3 місяці тому

      Genuinely curious but why as a fanfic writer you would never write HP fanfics ?

    • @r3d040
      @r3d040 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@ArdillaINC It doesn't really interest me for one, but also I find that the hp fanbase can be really hostile and I just don't really want to get myself involved in that. Of course, the same thing can be said for the fandoms I *do* write for (genshin, bsd, etc.), but personally writing for the hp community is something that has never, and will never interest me. Another thing is that yes, while writing for the fandom does not directly give jk rowling anything, it still brings attention to it. I know the point about separating art from the artist, but rowling is just...such a bit ch that as a trans man I cannot bring myself to interact with her work in any way shape or form.

    • @ArdillaINC
      @ArdillaINC 3 місяці тому

      @@r3d040 got it. SO it’s just not story that draws you in. Fair enough. I thought it was something more specific to the characters or something like that. I have never heard of the shows you mentioned but I can imagine that smaller fandoms must have less hostility because I do agree that bigger fandoms tend to have too many controversies and internal bs

    • @r3d040
      @r3d040 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ArdillaINC I mentioned one game, Genshin Impact, and an anime called Bungo Stray dogs. Both definitely have some toxicity (especially genshin because damn, do some people get worked up about which hot men you make kiss), but neither have had such a societal impact as hp did (though genshin is pretty large, and ships from both fandoms made it onto the top of ao3 this year). Also, a lot of the characters are underage, and even though I myself am a minor, the type of content I write is not something I'd particularly like to write about with underage characters

    • @-Est3lle-
      @-Est3lle- 16 днів тому

      I agree. Also, hello! I want to ask, what's your username for fanfiction writing? I want to read some of your works! Is it an ao3 account or a wattpad account or what?

  • @0gracefulgirl0
    @0gracefulgirl0 6 місяців тому +4140

    Kurtis, buddy, there is no way reading all 7 books is on the same level as getting a Harry Potter tattoo or being on a Quidditch team. So many people read all those books 😅

    • @foxinabox5103
      @foxinabox5103 6 місяців тому +205

      Or writing self insert fanfic to naming yourself after a HP character

    • @moonlit_sky127
      @moonlit_sky127 6 місяців тому +168

      or liking fantastic beasts in the same level as believing hogwarts is real 💀

    • @highdefinition450
      @highdefinition450 6 місяців тому +99

      yea reading the books should have been in the first tier lol

    • @DeeFig66
      @DeeFig66 6 місяців тому +4

      @@highdefinition450 Agreed

    • @dreamworldqt6904
      @dreamworldqt6904 5 місяців тому +27

      Sounds like something someone on that level would say 🤨

  • @morganorwhatever
    @morganorwhatever 6 місяців тому +22700

    I can’t imagine even the biggest fan of Harry Potter naming their kid after Newt Scamander’s assistant, Bunty. You might as well name them Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way because these characters are equally relevant to the canon

    • @Rayne-rn5qy
      @Rayne-rn5qy 6 місяців тому +285

      BAHA STOP

    • @EmissaryofWind
      @EmissaryofWind 6 місяців тому +1279

      Enoby is way more iconic than any character in the Fantastic Beasts series

    • @sockbomb6802
      @sockbomb6802 6 місяців тому +591

      EBONY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY HOLY SHIT

    • @scourgatory
      @scourgatory 6 місяців тому +103

      i whole-heartedly support this

    • @blissfullydead
      @blissfullydead 6 місяців тому +450

      STOPP I was hoping Kurtis would bring up My Immortal lmao

  • @shivangitripathi161
    @shivangitripathi161 3 місяці тому +27

    This isn't even the worse. There are fanfictions on Wattpad about the characters buying you and full on bdsm thingy like damn😭

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN 3 місяці тому +5

      Every time I buy a combo at a restaurant, they ask me if I want a Wattpad girl with that

  • @lilythesilly
    @lilythesilly 2 місяці тому +16

    i'm late to this video i know and i know no one is going to see this but the bit at 26:20 reminded me of a line from one of kurtis's minecraft videos from like two-ish years ago; i don't remember which video but i do have a screen recording where he says, and i quote, "this is like plato's allegory of the cave, but instead of people in a cave it's sort of a panda in my house" and it's one of my favorite lines ever and i doubt anyone else remembers it but i think of it all the time. just had to get that out there

    • @miamaria7397
      @miamaria7397 Місяць тому +2

      as someone who has rewatched that series multiple times, i know exactly what you mean! that line is delivered in such a subtle, funny way

  • @kirby12crystals20
    @kirby12crystals20 6 місяців тому +2998

    I can’t believe Kurtis made a section talking about Harry Potter fan fiction without mentioning the master piece that is my immortal

    • @SunnyCida
      @SunnyCida 6 місяців тому +162

      Missed opportunity of the century

    • @scabgirlcreates
      @scabgirlcreates 6 місяців тому +67

      I'm glad he didn't subject himself to it tbh

    • @reb3578
      @reb3578 6 місяців тому +135

      Strange Aeons who he mentioned has so much My Immortal content. I thought he'd at least drop an inside joke about it.

    • @adamsmasher9769
      @adamsmasher9769 6 місяців тому +9

      What is "my immortal"? Are you talking about the song or something else?

    • @BananaGalaxy
      @BananaGalaxy 6 місяців тому

      @@adamsmasher9769it's a fanfic that was so terribly awfully written some consider it parody

  • @goldenavocado
    @goldenavocado 6 місяців тому +3236

    The cutting to Sirius' face every time had me dying 💀

    • @Andromida
      @Andromida 6 місяців тому +19

      ORV PFP?!

    • @ville__
      @ville__ 6 місяців тому +13

      ORV PFP?!

    • @yotecat7907
      @yotecat7907 6 місяців тому +11

      ORV PFP?!

    • @TheLandBeyond_Creations
      @TheLandBeyond_Creations 6 місяців тому +12

      Just like Sirius

    • @cami6130
      @cami6130 6 місяців тому +20

      Except one time when he DIDN’T and my ocd is gonna kill me

  • @jordenlmao
    @jordenlmao Місяць тому +10

    dude i had this playing in the backround and i turn around "11 Semptember 2001" so confused

  • @L3m0n_sh0rk
    @L3m0n_sh0rk 3 місяці тому +21

    I was so expecting him to pull out my immortal

  • @harriwithani9203
    @harriwithani9203 6 місяців тому +4344

    “Snape seems to be particularly useful during burglaries” is a straight up mad sentence

    • @aescatic
      @aescatic 6 місяців тому +178

      I honestly thought it was gonna be Snape helping them commit burglary, not helping them survive while someone else is doing it FJEKDKEKDK

    • @jessreynolds445
      @jessreynolds445 6 місяців тому +26

      I need it on a shirt immediately

    • @Quadrenaro
      @Quadrenaro 6 місяців тому +3

      OMG are you a British?

    • @VtheVictorious
      @VtheVictorious 5 місяців тому +5

      literally sounds ai generated lmao

    • @supertoddtv
      @supertoddtv 5 місяців тому +5

      The way I actually burst out laughing 😂😂

  • @ARampagingHobo
    @ARampagingHobo 6 місяців тому +670

    Crying after being sorted into Hufflepuff is Hufflepuff behavior

    • @TofuDinoNugs
      @TofuDinoNugs 6 місяців тому +61

      Slytherin behavior is taking the test again until you get the result you want

    • @Syd_Smith
      @Syd_Smith 6 місяців тому +7

      @@TofuDinoNugsoh I’m such as Slytherin it took me 4 try’s to get Gryffindor

    • @darthmeticulous6901
      @darthmeticulous6901 6 місяців тому +1

      You know you’re a Ravenclaw… when the Sorting Hat gets a headache listening to all of your thoughts.

  • @astraeus_cosplay
    @astraeus_cosplay 4 дні тому +1

    The way I got so happy seeing All The Young Dudes/Marauders fandom mentioned and my jaw DROPPING right after. THATS WILD

  • @thekirstenempire
    @thekirstenempire Місяць тому +11

    Nah dude harry potter fanfiction is like level 1-2 any series ever will have fanfiction *its an unstoppable force*

  • @PaintingWinterMusic
    @PaintingWinterMusic 6 місяців тому +4556

    If you like a fictional story, you don't have to give it up when you get older--but it becomes problematic when you stop accepting the real world because you're stuck in a fantasy world.

    • @PaintingWinterMusic
      @PaintingWinterMusic 6 місяців тому +103

      Like with anything else, too much of something helpful starts to get harmful.
      Also--just going to shamelessly plug--I'm hoping some of you might like the music I make too :)

    • @Felix-mt1zb
      @Felix-mt1zb 6 місяців тому +4

      Cool

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 6 місяців тому +3

      exactly

    • @Leoji0325
      @Leoji0325 6 місяців тому +10

      Ye I think that's what he said pretty much, he just said that he personally left it behind

    • @ramenaddict1676
      @ramenaddict1676 6 місяців тому +86

      The majority of nerds know the difference between fantasy and reality, let people enjoy stuff ffs.

  • @A1D4Nk
    @A1D4Nk 6 місяців тому +2590

    Pretty disappointed that the vibrating broom toy didn’t have its own iceberg level ☹️

    • @claudedebussyreal
      @claudedebussyreal 6 місяців тому +114

      what

    • @femboy_fatale69420
      @femboy_fatale69420 6 місяців тому +198

      The WHAT 😰

    • @ghostfornow2917
      @ghostfornow2917 6 місяців тому +317

      @@femboy_fatale69420There was a toy broomstick that vibrated to simulate movement so you could pretend you were flying. If I’m remembering correctly it quickly became popular with girls and then very quickly was removed from stores.

    • @femboy_fatale69420
      @femboy_fatale69420 6 місяців тому +136

      @@ghostfornow2917 lmfao how did that even get approved in the first place 😭

    • @elizabethbrown2074
      @elizabethbrown2074 6 місяців тому +140

      NO BC I REMEMBER THIS TOY AND LET ME TELL YOU. AS A CHILD IT WAS EYE OPENING

  • @rosemadder5547
    @rosemadder5547 21 день тому +4

    I was 11 when Harry Potter was available here, and immediately got it from the school library. I got to grow up with Harry, nearly the same age 😊 It helped me so much through my abusive childhood home life ❤

  • @soleillily8
    @soleillily8 2 місяці тому +5

    A friend of mine had a regular (very beautiful) wedding, and because she's a Harry Potter fan she had paper confetti made of the books' pages. It was subtle enough that only fellow book fans noticed

  • @Arvak
    @Arvak 6 місяців тому +2130

    The video of Draco taking FIVE YEARS to be able to hold his girlfriend's hand absolutely killed me 🤣

    • @FeministCatwoman
      @FeministCatwoman 6 місяців тому +17

      That tiktok video RUINED the beauty of the song "Memories of Sardinia" ... HOW DARE THEY
      😭☹☹

    • @ChamomileT
      @ChamomileT 5 місяців тому +15

      Extra funny because her and some guy must’ve had a conversation about filming it like
      “hey will you help me record a video where you pretend to be draco malfoy’s hand? And I pretend we’ve been dating for years and keep trying to hold your hand? And that ‘draco’ takes 5 entire years of dating to finally even hold my hand?”
      Then they must’ve plan and practice how they’d record it.
      Then they’d set up the lighting.
      And probably record it a few times to get it _just right._
      Then they had to edit it.
      Then caption it.
      And post it as if we’re real.
      I mean I just find the whole chain of events that must’ve led up to the video being posted to be quite funny to imagine, although I feel like I’m expressing it poorly lmao

    • @M4__1n
      @M4__1n 2 місяці тому

      @@ChamomileTthat sounds bad but there are ppl who do that but just themselves, so it’s just extra sad, having to film and edit a video of yourself pretending that your hand is a different persons hand

  • @Rachel-og8jy
    @Rachel-og8jy 6 місяців тому +2682

    On a college campus I visited, they boasted having a Quidditch team and at one point having a Snitch that could do parkour, which allowed that person to literally climb buildings around campus to avoid the Seekers. If that tale was true, probably the best Snitch player to exist.

    • @wowieitssam9457
      @wowieitssam9457 6 місяців тому +24

      Lmao my college has a damn Quittitch team too. If I ever get the time, I may check it out lol.

    • @emilygillette4329
      @emilygillette4329 6 місяців тому +15

      My college does too I sat next to them at a club fair. They rebranded to quad ball to distance themselves from jk Rowling. I'm not sure if quad ball is national or just my school

    • @katie1921
      @katie1921 6 місяців тому +47

      ⁠​⁠@@emilygillette4329the Quadball rebranding happened last year and has been adopted internationally. When I was introduced to the sport I was told one of the basic rules is that teams have to be fully gender inclusive, so it’s no wonder the sport’s governing body wanted nothing to do with JKR lol

    • @ville__
      @ville__ 6 місяців тому +2

      My college does too I sat next to them at a club fair. They rebranded to quad ball to distance themselves from jk Rowling. I'm not sure if quad ball is national or just my school

    • @jaysontatum01
      @jaysontatum01 6 місяців тому +3

      probably the only person who ever went to the tryouts & WANTED to be Snitch 😂

  • @genesisandrews6663
    @genesisandrews6663 Місяць тому +6

    the Carl boom boom part is making me cry for some reason?!😭😭😭😭😭

  • @anishka7583
    @anishka7583 Місяць тому +5

    i dont know why but "carl boom boom" sent me into tears

  • @Pa5an1
    @Pa5an1 6 місяців тому +2884

    Maybe I’m biased as a former fanfic writer, but writing/reading fanfiction feels more like a level 1 activity. It was pretty much the first thing I’d do when I liked a piece of media 😅

    • @josefinarivia
      @josefinarivia 6 місяців тому +329

      Yea you're right, fan fiction is so common in every type of media. Even the actual doctor who showrunners have called their respective seasons fan fiction. And Dante Alighieri's divine comedy and especially Inferno is honestly self insert fan fiction. And this doesn't make it any less, it's completely valid as any other type of book or novel. It's odd that it sometimes is considered less since there has been books that started out as fan fiction and are now established series.

    • @Measuresderepo
      @Measuresderepo 6 місяців тому +126

      Same, when he’s thinking fanfiction he’s prolly thinking My Immortal…

    • @axica5434
      @axica5434 6 місяців тому +4

      this!

    • @jamiegdubois
      @jamiegdubois 6 місяців тому +118

      Unfortunately, a lot of people view fanfic and people who write it as “cringey”, which is why is kinda has a bad reputation. I think the problem is that really bad fanfic that actually _is_ cringey is sometimes shared on the internet and people make fun of it and assume that is what all fanfic is like. Then you also have the fact that books and movies like 50 Shades and After are both based off fanfics and they also have a reputation of being “cringey”. Long story short: I don’t think the general public is that focused or even aware of the good fanfiction that exists; they only really know about weirder and badly written fanfics and just assume all fanfic is cringey
      UPDATE/EDIT: here is something else just to prove my point. I just found out that City of Bones (the first book in The Mortal Instruments series by Cassandra Clare) is allegedly, based off a HP fanfic. But that book, and the series as a whole, has been fairly successful, so hardly anyone talks about its origins.

    • @a.w_.
      @a.w_. 6 місяців тому +7

      Yeah I feel like it’s a pretty common teenager thing

  • @ImTheRingLeader
    @ImTheRingLeader 6 місяців тому +2015

    Kurtis please do the Twilight fandom next. I will literally pass away when you do your deep dive and find out there’s a huge portion of them who call themselves Rats 😂😂😂

    • @bennyyyyyyyy3875
      @bennyyyyyyyy3875 6 місяців тому +32

      HEHEHE RATTIES

    • @quinnperry3197
      @quinnperry3197 6 місяців тому +38

      hello from the sewer

    • @NickiRusin
      @NickiRusin 6 місяців тому +47

      Rats Rats We Are The Rats

    • @elixirofeli
      @elixirofeli 6 місяців тому +10

      the ratties are everywhere 🤣

    • @destinywilliams6635
      @destinywilliams6635 6 місяців тому +53

      I am a twilight fan like a huge one WHO TF IS CALLING THEMSELVES RATS what does it even stand for

  • @manydoorsedboy6579
    @manydoorsedboy6579 4 дні тому +7

    "The transphobia, I can forgive, but I can't forgive killing Hedwig."- one of my co-workers

  • @teresasikes6739
    @teresasikes6739 2 місяці тому +7

    33:15
    If Snapewives truly believed that Harry Potter was written by JK Rowling because she was channeling Snape, would that mean that Snape knew what happened at the Dursleys, or really anywhere that he wasn’t, or was(n’t) informed of?

  • @665Sunshine
    @665Sunshine 6 місяців тому +2498

    The fact that Kurtis saw that grown woman crying in Harry Potter land, and his initial emotion was empathy and not cringe/disgust, means I’m a worse person than I thought.

    • @Copperthefox
      @Copperthefox 6 місяців тому +273

      Tbh for some people it’s a special moment be there like that cause it’s a childhood dream and especially with Harry Potter land you can say you have walked down diagon ally. For me personally the first time I went on the banshee flight ride at Disney I cried a little because it satisfied that childhood wish deep down inside me

    • @mookinbabysealfurmittens
      @mookinbabysealfurmittens 6 місяців тому +108

      Well, this _is_ Kurtistown, and you have to be nice to him. He's earned it! Imo he's proof that a guy (or girl, enby, or anyone else, for that matter) can be funny, & even take a few lil jabs, but still have super kind empathy, and not only still be a cool dude but be better for it. He's the best mayor in town! (Tbf idk how mayors work. Lol jk)

    • @kyuubisgirl3232
      @kyuubisgirl3232 6 місяців тому +25

      Same lmao I think it's weird to be THAT attached to fictional settings and especially characters.

    • @mookinbabysealfurmittens
      @mookinbabysealfurmittens 6 місяців тому +76

      ​@@CopperthefoxThat's genuinely really sweet. :) Tbh, I kinda had a kneejerk reaction to that clip not of "cringe" but still a bit, er, like, "Ohh, that's a bit much, it's just a theme park." But that was instantly changed when Kurtis cut in, _not_ with ridicule (which would be mean), instead not only cutting her some slack, he actually gave it to her and put it in such a way that it seemed obvious. Like, yeah, she's happy, she's overcome with what seem to be good emotions and that's great for her. And that's true compassion, so props to Kurtis, genuinely, for leading by example.
      (And I know he's not going to see these posts about him; I'm not trying to get in his good favour or whatever. It's just every time I see a guy be casually awesome like that, I notice - c/o built-up frustration from all the years of "cringe compilations" ridiculing people just being happy & having a good time. Plus the weird, worse direction those folks took. [I mean straight to Hell, with their various coloured "pills" & what not.])

    • @mookinbabysealfurmittens
      @mookinbabysealfurmittens 6 місяців тому +54

      @@kyuubisgirl3232 I think it's likely tied into childhood memories; fiction is an escape for many people, especially children, and those are your formative years when a lot of stuff happens. I doubt she just saw an "S" shape somewhere. ;)

  • @tsarinaballerina4
    @tsarinaballerina4 6 місяців тому +1679

    personally i think having read the books multiple times and writing/reading fanfiction is like. the top of the iceberg; reading the books once should NOT be on the same level as playing irl quidditch kurtis pls😭

    • @shirlycoh
      @shirlycoh 6 місяців тому +202

      Yes, i was saying that as well! Reading the books more than once and reading fanfiction is not the same as getting an effing tattoo or having ur wedding harry themed 😭😭

    • @RumerPriestly
      @RumerPriestly 6 місяців тому +16

      ​@@shirlycohthere are people who have only seen the movies with deathly hallows tattoos 😅

    • @shirlycoh
      @shirlycoh 6 місяців тому

      @@RumerPriestly what why 😭😭

    • @Staronat
      @Staronat 6 місяців тому +11

      Or liking Fantastic Beasts and thinking Hogwarts and real and I'm a wizard 😭

    • @wardrobewings8000
      @wardrobewings8000 6 місяців тому +16

      Hard agree! I read and write HP fanfiction, but you wouldn't catch me near HP merch, let alone attending HP themed wedding ☠

  • @Gundamguy-py3ir
    @Gundamguy-py3ir Місяць тому +5

    We need an iceberg like this but for Star Wars. That shit would be insane. So many Disney adults are now shifting to star wars because of the sequels.

  • @Laineyphillips06
    @Laineyphillips06 3 місяці тому +24

    When you mentioned fanfiction I was fully expecting a section on my immortal

    • @onlineskitty
      @onlineskitty 2 місяці тому +4

      my immortal deserves its own video

  • @bubblewarpedrj
    @bubblewarpedrj 6 місяців тому +2230

    Fanfictions should be much higher on the iceberg, they're really not weird, there are fanfictions out there that are far better than the actual books. Even My Immortal is a masterpiece in its own right 😂

    • @robbiewilson9675
      @robbiewilson9675 6 місяців тому +99

      Just waiting on Ebony Darkness Raven Way fancontent.... theres gotta be cosplays of her at HP events, right?

    • @mothmanatee2326
      @mothmanatee2326 6 місяців тому +77

      just requires a lot more effort to write that stuff than the average person is willing to dedicate their time and research to, so i think that's why it comes off as a more dedicated fan thing

    • @hemingshark327
      @hemingshark327 6 місяців тому +27

      if you buy into the idea that my immortal is tongue-in-cheek it gets unironically better than the original books

    • @ShipperTrash
      @ShipperTrash 6 місяців тому +46

      And also fanfiction can't hurt other people as it's not forced upon others. Usually ppl who create this stuff put warnings and actively protect it from those who can be uncomfortable. Even dark fanfiction has its role, I understood that even as a child, the only time I was affected by it is the first time I ever read a fanfic and I thought it was canon. It was for a silly cartoon called Angel's Friends and it had gore, death and pregnancy and I remember crying because I thought the character really died. Then I googled what fanfiction is. And, I mean, movies I saw as a much younger kid with my family present affected me much harder than any fanfiction could. And reality is what can actually actually hurt you.
      So ye, I think It should be much higher than harry potter names and actors harassment. Like, come on, can we care about real people a bit more???

    • @duckonsteroids
      @duckonsteroids 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@robbiewilson9675who tf is ebony darkness raven way

  • @TamaSquad
    @TamaSquad 6 місяців тому +7269

    A near 50 minute vid from Kurtis talking about Harry Potter is something I never knew was absolutely needed in my life

    • @alexg9830
      @alexg9830 6 місяців тому +16

      REAL

    • @huntern4454
      @huntern4454 6 місяців тому +6

      I definitely did

    • @user-yy6wp9ng1k
      @user-yy6wp9ng1k 6 місяців тому +4

      My first thought while seeing the thumbnail 😮

    • @byrontheusurper6505
      @byrontheusurper6505 6 місяців тому

      Agreed

    • @HaintblueRee
      @HaintblueRee 6 місяців тому +1

      RIGHT! I was DOA when he started doing the patronus bit🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @littlecoffeebean6744
    @littlecoffeebean6744 3 місяці тому +9

    4:02 The Zelda boss music with JKR face made me spit out of my coffee HAHAHAHA

  • @jazmingarcia6566
    @jazmingarcia6566 29 днів тому +3

    CAN’T get over the Hufflepuff sorting hat “dumbass” joke😂 makes me laugh each time I come back to this video

  • @JaycieSLove
    @JaycieSLove 6 місяців тому +2026

    Honestly I think making a thirst trap of an actor who was actually 13-17 at that time is a much larger issue than thirsting over the underage character

    • @axolotl9861
      @axolotl9861 5 місяців тому +64

      That's the exact same issue

    • @nikis2987
      @nikis2987 5 місяців тому +278

      @@axolotl9861 Not really. One is dealing with a real person (the actor), and the other is dealing with the concept of a fictional character who doesn't exist in real life. If you grew up reading hp, it would be pretty normal to have a crush on a character. Making thirst traps of a real teenager is definitely more concerning.

    • @Songmorning
      @Songmorning 5 місяців тому +172

      @@nikis2987 Yeah, it's like having a crush on a Pokemon character when you were that character's age and kinda retaining the crush while you grow up but the character in the original story doesn't. That's not too weird, because you kind of imagine the character growing up with you. But when a real, human person is involved, it gets creepy. Actors are people just like us and deserve the same respect of their humanity.

    • @jojojohnson2000
      @jojojohnson2000 5 місяців тому +36

      @@Songmorningit goes to show how normal people age with their types also. I used to be obsessed with the vampire that played in this one show goodness I can’t remember now lol but I was little so when I was like let me see him again I saw the same picture from his age then and was like he’s so cute like a little baby cute! You’re taste should grow with you!! It’s crazy these grown adults get obsessed with the child actors that play the kid.

    • @lesreliqueslove
      @lesreliqueslove 5 місяців тому +16

      Please do note that Draco (main one talked about in the video) was an adult in the 5 last movies. Having a crush on Movie 6 Draco is having a crush on a good looking 22 y/o. That is neither uncommon nor problematic. Let's use our critical thinking ;)

  • @tylerbrown2899
    @tylerbrown2899 6 місяців тому +2177

    It was a long, hard journey to become the best snitch, but the recognition really makes it worthwhile.

    • @TissueCat_
      @TissueCat_ 6 місяців тому +25

      underrated comment

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 6 місяців тому +56

      You really thought I wouldn't find you huh? I'm coming for you in my crush's bedroom

    • @Idkhowtoread
      @Idkhowtoread 6 місяців тому +4

      Bye I knew someone named Tyler brown 😭 he did not match this vibe tho lmao

    • @neondennon
      @neondennon 6 місяців тому +18

      @@Idkhowtoreadwell this is the 2,899th Tyler Brown

    • @ville__
      @ville__ 6 місяців тому +3

      underrated comment

  • @lanasdyingflowers
    @lanasdyingflowers Місяць тому +4

    my dad once took my older sister to a massive harry potter book release in like 2007. the book was released at like midnight and it included a public reading of the first couple chapters, and the convention center where it was held allowed people to sleepover in their sleeping bags (which my sister forced my dad to do as well). my dad came back from the event scarred for life, because apparently my sister was one of the only children out of the couple hundred people there. the rest were adults and my dad felt so uncomfortable lmao.

  • @Eggisfood
    @Eggisfood Місяць тому +4

    Can’t wait for him to do one of these on Star Wars fans

  • @ray428
    @ray428 6 місяців тому +2323

    I always saw it that Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw were opposites because they were like practical/logical vs emotional/empathetic

    • @imaneclair4836
      @imaneclair4836 6 місяців тому +150

      that makes sense! and honestly hufflepuff vs. slytherin and ravenclaw vs. gryffindor r more opposites anyway imo

    • @velvetvulpix
      @velvetvulpix 6 місяців тому +41

      That’s a good point but wasn’t ravenclaw also supposed to be creative ? That’s what I always associated with it

    • @velvetvulpix
      @velvetvulpix 6 місяців тому +8

      @@imaneclair4836that’s also a good point

    • @hoppy23
      @hoppy23 6 місяців тому +56

      ​@velvetvulpix raven claw is wisdom they are smart and studious but the hat doesn't actually put you in the house you fit in best it puts you in the house you want to be in truly in your heart example Hermione is a clear ravenclaw in action and personality but she aspired to be brave and looked up to bravery so the hat put her in Griff

    • @kaitlynmorgan4613
      @kaitlynmorgan4613 6 місяців тому +11

      but the thing is, being logical and emotional arent exclusive from each other. u can say think "logically i should ignore this person for x reasons, but my heart doesnt want to do that because of y, so itll be difficult to do for me" yk?

  • @Wellworm
    @Wellworm 6 місяців тому +3402

    Ash seems so sweet. There's a huge difference between Potterheads who are kind genuine people engaged in a world they love, and...well...Snapewives.

    • @kellenknight1421
      @kellenknight1421 6 місяців тому +83

      I know hearing about the snapewives can be initially disconcerting, but they deserve more understanding then they get. UA-camr, biz barclay, has an amazing video on the subject. It's pretty long, but definitely worth the time.

    • @brasilo64
      @brasilo64 6 місяців тому +22

      Agreed, but the interview wasn't really about Potterheads. It was just focussed on the project they're doing, which is great but not really interesting in the context of the video. Especially if you're not a fan of Harry Potter and are watching the video to laugh or learn more about a weird community

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android 6 місяців тому +11

      Oh my god the snapewives

    • @joelthehigh
      @joelthehigh 6 місяців тому

      @@brasilo64propoganda

    • @phoebus8121
      @phoebus8121 6 місяців тому +18

      Yeah snivellus sucks stan James Potter

  • @hellofrominside8524
    @hellofrominside8524 2 місяці тому +7

    27:11 "Holy shit dude that's wild." -Me, the guy who has his Avatar element in his Tinder bio.

  • @ZackRekeSkjell
    @ZackRekeSkjell 3 місяці тому +8

    I’d place writing and reading fanfiction on the second level. Being a part of a community who reads fanfiction I’ve never encountered anyone who thinks the world of Harry Potter is real. It’s more of a way to experience the characters you know in different scenarios and a lot of them are really well written as well.
    But overall I’d say I’m level two. I even founded my high school’s quidditch team. We even participated in the national cup one year, but we only practiced once beforehand and got a shared last place.

    • @Andrein.3237
      @Andrein.3237 Місяць тому

      With the Disney video and this video I realized Curtis really just misses the mark sometimes. I think the fame has gotten to his head

  • @missmaddie311
    @missmaddie311 5 місяців тому +1658

    No shot that fanfiction is weirder than playing quidditch on a college team and trying to adopt Tom Felton 🤣

    • @frida8992
      @frida8992 3 місяці тому +50

      lmao yeah, fanfic is seen as such an extreme thing for some reason. i feel like that's probably the reason people take crack fanfics so seriously and don't immediately assume it's a joke.

    • @sun_cattle5008
      @sun_cattle5008 3 місяці тому +32

      I mean in all fairness he did clarify that it was about Weird fanfiction, like the pedo ones or the kind where you hope to God the author isn't being fr (they are deadass), which tbh, that's between them and their mental health professionals. But yeah there is absolutely a genre of fanfic that would be lower on an hp iceberg than failing to adopt an movie character/actor.

    • @frida8992
      @frida8992 3 місяці тому +7

      @@sun_cattle5008 yeah, that's true, but he also used the 9/11 fic as an example. Tbf I don't know anything about it, but that to me seemed like an obvious joke fanfic (if it isn't I agree it's fucking weird hahah)

    • @sun_cattle5008
      @sun_cattle5008 3 місяці тому +11

      @@frida8992 yeah the example that he used was definitely either crack or just a British writer, but those AO3 trenches tho brother, I've literally begged for someone to be joking only to find out about a newly invented kink (and that's non-monetizable)

    • @mikeydubbs8565
      @mikeydubbs8565 3 місяці тому

      STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN!

  • @gracecampiti8112
    @gracecampiti8112 6 місяців тому +2097

    Kurtis mispronouncing Massachusetts is such a Canadian thing to do.

    • @WiseTurtle88
      @WiseTurtle88 6 місяців тому +27

      I live in Massachusetts, and it sounded fine to me.

    • @GuardianSpirits13
      @GuardianSpirits13 6 місяців тому +21

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that lol

    • @bucketman5138
      @bucketman5138 6 місяців тому +59

      as a canadian, i can confirm i know it as massive2shits

    • @WORLDTOURGIRL
      @WORLDTOURGIRL 6 місяців тому +3

      im american and idek how to pronounce it

    • @alec5779
      @alec5779 6 місяців тому +29

      Americans naming one of their states fucking "Massachusetts" is such a hufflepuff thing to do

  • @ArdillaINC
    @ArdillaINC 3 місяці тому +6

    The “sexualization “ part actually been something I’ve been pondering about because I was slightly younger than the characters as the movies were coming out and I always had a thing for Malfoy and at the time it was normal (Similar to our Twilight era). Of course in a normal timeline I would like adult Malfoy but since that hasn’t been made I now have to rely on ai art to still like the character. But I think this situation now that I;m in my 20s is very different than someone who likes a child character in ‘that way’ when you were already an adult. Children who grew up with these movies of course will still remember their crushes from back in the day and I think can be separated from actual pervs out there. Just an opinion on this little part discussed in the video

  • @zaretzi.f.b
    @zaretzi.f.b 2 місяці тому +4

    I did not expect troto to be on this but I was pleasantly surprsied especially if being ash omg

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 6 місяців тому +426

    That kid that's been lied to for years by their parents about magic being real is gonna need some big therapy in a few years

    • @thebluePumpking
      @thebluePumpking 6 місяців тому +4

      First i see you under Charlies Marvels review and now here under a Harry Potter video?!
      What's next?

    • @raven_ouma
      @raven_ouma 6 місяців тому +2

      THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

  • @erikburke7210
    @erikburke7210 6 місяців тому +1407

    The fanfiction about Hermione saving Ron from 9/11 legitimately feels like an Oneyplays bit.

    • @downwordspiralofpiss
      @downwordspiralofpiss 5 місяців тому +17

      Please please, tell me the name or link it to me, that sounds so fucking funny

    • @finitalinda649
      @finitalinda649 5 місяців тому +9

      ​@@downwordspiralofpissplease I fucking need to read that, I love and read romione things but that's too much

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 5 місяців тому +24

      Y’all the fanfic is titled “Tumbling Towers” also I love how the warning at the beginning of the story says that they want to “pay tribute to the day in a Harry Potter related way.” And then they follow it up with “so… please enjoy and NO FLAMES.” Iconic.

    • @jase276
      @jase276 5 місяців тому +15

      "HARRY, TURN ON THE TELE! ANY CHANNEL!"

    • @erikburke7210
      @erikburke7210 5 місяців тому +9

      ​@@jase276LUNA THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

  • @tnt_ipa9224
    @tnt_ipa9224 Місяць тому +2

    bro my patronus is a freaking red squirrel and i freaking love it

  • @traestoflux
    @traestoflux 2 дні тому +1

    had a buddy who really liked HP push me to do the sorting test, and then got legit upset and stopped talking to me when I got slytherin. we were both 20

  • @arisully28
    @arisully28 6 місяців тому +881

    the Sirius jumpscare every time kurt says the word “serious” is so off putting i love it

    • @elye0987
      @elye0987 6 місяців тому +34

      Keep this energy for all vids, like the barbie balls clip

    • @cesarmadero05
      @cesarmadero05 6 місяців тому +16

      I remember he used to bring that out even when the context of the video wasn't about Harry Potter.
      It was a nice throwback here.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 6 місяців тому +4

      He needs to add this to the regular repertoire like with the 'balls' audio

    • @arisully28
      @arisully28 6 місяців тому

      27:28 he missed one

  • @majikku2676
    @majikku2676 6 місяців тому +1447

    kurtis being sorted into hufflepuff makes so much sense 😭

    • @ladygray6081
      @ladygray6081 5 місяців тому +86

      It’s cause he’s Canadian, all Canadians r hufflepuffs 😅

    • @The_Altist
      @The_Altist 5 місяців тому

      EXcuse me
      @@ladygray6081

    • @StarThePony191
      @StarThePony191 5 місяців тому +107

      ​@@ladygray6081i cant believe harry potter made canadians! very creative concept, wish they were real

    • @registeredjopper
      @registeredjopper 5 місяців тому +5

      ikr. like the least surprising thing ive ever heard

    • @deannas2778
      @deannas2778 5 місяців тому

      I remember taking the test and getting Hufflepuff 😅

  • @smartowl0545
    @smartowl0545 2 місяці тому

    this is so interesting!! rlly enjoy ur vids

  • @rift_link9230
    @rift_link9230 Місяць тому +2

    fun fact! There were actually musicals made for harry potter, "A very potter musical" by starkid, there are like 3 or something. ive never watched them i jsut know about them

  • @aidanmahoney9865
    @aidanmahoney9865 4 місяці тому +688

    the four houses: good, bad, smart and fuckin *stupid*

    • @Knolch
      @Knolch 4 місяці тому +24

      Gryffindor is not good though, they are bullies and cheats since Dumblerode just gives them points for getting themselves nearly killed. Absolutely not fair, no way Ravenclaw would let that slide.

    • @sky3_ow
      @sky3_ow Місяць тому +78

      protagonist, antagonist, plot device, who fucking cares

    • @milward4563
      @milward4563 Місяць тому +6

      Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders

    • @MewtwoMaster
      @MewtwoMaster Місяць тому +19

      jocks, nerds, racists and doormats

    • @ilikevocaloid
      @ilikevocaloid Місяць тому

      protags, antags, smartasses and dumbasses

  • @specializedchemicals6669
    @specializedchemicals6669 6 місяців тому +1466

    writing fanfic isn't even that bad. as long as you grow out of using over used corny tropes, its fun and harmless.

    • @inlinechris
      @inlinechris 6 місяців тому +13

      It’s acoustic

    • @clownclot
      @clownclot 6 місяців тому +144

      And even then, overused tropes aren't the end of the world 🤷‍♀️

    • @Anne-fn4po
      @Anne-fn4po 6 місяців тому +47

      Is this comment implying that using overused tropes is harmful LOL (ik its probably not but the wording lmaoo)

    • @didyoujustwhat
      @didyoujustwhat 6 місяців тому +81

      @@inlinechristiktok mfers try not to be ableist for one second challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

    • @sadfrown
      @sadfrown 6 місяців тому +32

      @@inlinechris like a guitar???

  • @kimmienellis8678
    @kimmienellis8678 2 місяці тому

    The full Harry leg tattoo was done by one of the artists I used to go to here in Las Vegas, it was crazy seeing his name and work here

  • @fineapple9299
    @fineapple9299 Місяць тому +3

    i live in germany and in university there was a girl named hedwig

  • @hella7617
    @hella7617 6 місяців тому +2212

    You should do a deep dive into the marauders fandom, it’s so interesting how they’ve created a whole fandom based on almost nothing and also how separated it is from the Harry Potter fandom

    • @beth8191
      @beth8191 6 місяців тому +373

      Honestly, as someone in the fandom, it’s insane 😭 We have taken the skeleton of almost nonexistent canon information and fleshed it out entirely, almost completely excluding the role of jkr. In almost every fic, you’ll see something along the lines of “f*ck JKR” in the summary before the fic 😭

    • @Blue.Jay_
      @Blue.Jay_ 6 місяців тому +109

      literally it would be so interesting, like we’ve basically created a whole different cannon than the original hp books

    • @user-rx6gb5uz2l
      @user-rx6gb5uz2l 6 місяців тому +110

      I get people are into the idea of some mischievous scamps messing around but people somehow forget that the marauders were legit vicious bullies. obviously people can do whatever they want, but the obsession with the marauders warrants a small side eye

    • @robertgronewold3326
      @robertgronewold3326 6 місяців тому +41

      The Marauders fandom sort of recently took me by surprise, despite me being a huge HP fan. They basically created their own extended universe.

    • @siriusblackisgenderenvy
      @siriusblackisgenderenvy 6 місяців тому +92

      ​@@user-rx6gb5uz2lthey weren't vicious bullies. Their story was told through obsessive racist Snapes visoon/memory. But there's definitely other things to side eye the Fandom on

  • @Opus566
    @Opus566 6 місяців тому +2391

    I can't believe Kurtis brought up Harry Potter fanfics without mentioning Cassandra Clare's messed up Harry Potter fanficton, which, after a number of alterations, LITERALLY became the mortal instruments😭😭

    • @xnng
      @xnng 6 місяців тому +7

      :o

    • @yourcookiemonster2055
      @yourcookiemonster2055 6 місяців тому +58

      WHAT? i didn’t know that 💀

    • @haweyahussein2233
      @haweyahussein2233 6 місяців тому +128

      And My Immortal 💀

    • @thorcanchokeme5867
      @thorcanchokeme5867 6 місяців тому +15

      Literally the best fanfic of all time 😭💀😭

    • @mysticaldemon5673
      @mysticaldemon5673 6 місяців тому +27

      this is not true lol. yes she wrote some f*cked harry potter fanfiction but the mortal instruments is not BASED on any of it

  • @-Jari-
    @-Jari- 3 місяці тому +2

    33:54 sounds like Snape is the patron saint of guitar/bass (or basically anything that you can play with a pick) players.

  • @KillerMcnoThumbs
    @KillerMcnoThumbs Місяць тому +1

    I'd totally watch more deep dives in to other fandoms!

  • @natlikesthings
    @natlikesthings 5 місяців тому +2556

    I was heartbroken that Kurtis didn’t cover My Immortal but he redeemed himself by covering the Snapewives

    • @kittyqueentengu5327
      @kittyqueentengu5327 5 місяців тому +147

      i’d pay kurtis so much money to read my immortal on camera

    • @vanimation7069
      @vanimation7069 5 місяців тому +49

      Fr that's what I was expecting for the fanfiction segment

    • @cosmics2232
      @cosmics2232 5 місяців тому +38

      Idk how he could mention fanfiction and NOT mention my immortal😭😭😭

    • @colebrown4927
      @colebrown4927 5 місяців тому

      @@cosmics2232what is my immortal

    • @lisbethyoung3047
      @lisbethyoung3047 5 місяців тому +21

      My Immortal has got to be the best piece of literature ever written

  • @riverscuomo7140
    @riverscuomo7140 6 місяців тому +1614

    As a fandom person, Kurtis, I BEG of you make a full fanfiction video. I don't care if it's not on Harry Potter stuff, I NEED to hear your takes.

    • @isobelglover7961
      @isobelglover7961 6 місяців тому +21

      LMAO he’s got to read manacled

    • @ckaiy5250
      @ckaiy5250 6 місяців тому +72

      I'd love to see him read my immortal

    • @not-a-worm
      @not-a-worm 6 місяців тому

      @@ckaiy5250REAL

    • @katiekuchen9694
      @katiekuchen9694 6 місяців тому +6

      @@ckaiy5250you know there’s videos of Tom Felton reading that 👀

    • @DonniOntheWebb
      @DonniOntheWebb 6 місяців тому +4

      I’d shit myself if he found my mcr fanfics

  • @athickie
    @athickie 3 місяці тому

    two things ive learned from this video.. im not as big of a potterhead as i thought and I NEED you to make that harry potter fanfic video.. pls

  • @PeppermintCactus
    @PeppermintCactus 5 днів тому +1

    Christ I really wanted to forget about Snapewives. You’re paying for my therapy 💀💀💀

  • @anyanaylor
    @anyanaylor 5 місяців тому +2244

    Writing fanfiction can be cringe and weird but a lot of it is just young people expressing themselves creatively and learning writing skills, definitely not lower than naming a child after a fictional character

    • @ironhidex7554
      @ironhidex7554 4 місяці тому +78

      And tbh theres a lot of adults that write really good fanfics still,you just have to sift through the cringe.

    • @ilovepeoplebro
      @ilovepeoplebro 4 місяці тому +87

      I would even say I've read fanfics with better qualities than novels

    • @ironhidex7554
      @ironhidex7554 4 місяці тому +21

      @@ilovepeoplebro i have to agree,i honestly usually pick fanfiction over standard novels for that very reason. Sometimes its just better

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti 4 місяці тому +3

      I disagree

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@ironhidex7554If 10 out of 100 stories are good, them fanfiction as a whole isn't good.
      Simple as that

  • @noahsev12
    @noahsev12 6 місяців тому +528

    i read a lot of harry potter fanfiction as a teenager and obviously theres a lot of weird shit but then you occasionally stumble upon a 700,000 word masterpiece that is genuinely better (and well over 2x longer) than any of the books

    • @minisushipie6587
      @minisushipie6587 6 місяців тому +15

      I agree , I just got into my yearly fanficton spark again. And read an amazing HP fan fiction . Some of them are actual amazing work of writing. But some them are really weird but that’s with any sanction community 😅

    • @mars-nf9cj
      @mars-nf9cj 6 місяців тому +2

      i used to love harry potter fanfiction but all the young dudes scarred me for life

    • @gays4holtby110
      @gays4holtby110 6 місяців тому +6

      exactly, i felt so many indescribable emotions when he brought up ATYD, and it’s been like years since i last interacted w/ it😵‍💫but those are my babygirls fr

    • @reimarz
      @reimarz 6 місяців тому +2

      Manacled....

    • @r.s.111
      @r.s.111 6 місяців тому +1

      harry potter fanfics take longfics to a whole other level

  • @mkall
    @mkall Місяць тому +3

    whole video full of smooth brain commentary

  • @Jordanisnthere
    @Jordanisnthere 3 місяці тому +3

    The way that Harry's boobles were bouncing when he took off his shirt to dance in that one tiktok, noooo 😂😂😭😭😭

  • @anatomija
    @anatomija 4 місяці тому +1894

    I remember when I was a kid, I was the BIGGEST potterhead to exist. I read the books like million times a year, watch the movies whenever they were on TV and I genually bellived Hogwarts was real and I was hoping I would get the letter on my 11th birthday. And when I finally turned 11, instead of the letter I got suicidal thoughts

    • @charlotteleblanc2803
      @charlotteleblanc2803 4 місяці тому +41

      Same 💀

    • @ArchOwl
      @ArchOwl 4 місяці тому +176

      ending your comment like that is diabolical, i feel like i'm going to hell for laughing at that

    • @sheeparefine
      @sheeparefine 4 місяці тому +15

      The letted dosent come on your 11th birthday it comes on 31 july the year you turn 11

    • @imbuffysummers
      @imbuffysummers 4 місяці тому +16

      Every kid I’ve ever babysat for has gone through a Harry Potter phase. They’re obsessed with it all things HP for exactly one year maybe one and a half but usually even less and then they don’t care about it at all anymore. Every. single. one.

    • @Annabeth_Chase68
      @Annabeth_Chase68 3 місяці тому

      Same lol

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 6 місяців тому +525

    This was a fun watch

  • @Veryangrypossum
    @Veryangrypossum 3 місяці тому +1

    I read fanfics occasionally (I read one where it was the Goblet of Fire but Cedric lived) and I have a few shirts, plus a thrifted slytherin shirt, and my mom loves Harry Potter, and we go to the park occasionally. I think other than that I’m pretty normal? It’s a really cool world building thing and I’ve always loved fantasy