i read this terrible tiktok student-teacher romance so you don't have to
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00:00 early red flags
7:32 introducing the teacher love interest
10:12 poorly executed dark academia
12:30 the one decision that ruined the story
15:08 taboo romances
15:46 cringe romance moments
19:42 possessiveness & men owning women
24:24 mental illness for shock
25:35 more cringe romance moments
27:20 power inbalance & possessive men in romance
32:32 the end plot twist
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Hi! My name is Leonie and I am a 25 year old girl who loves talking about books! From YA to non-fiction to classics, I read it all (although fantasy will always be my fave). I live in the Netherlands and go to university, but make booktube videos in my spare time :)
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please be aware that this video contains mentions of s**c*de, s*x*al violence and schizophrenic hallucinations
The book sounds… very awkward… (so far… I haven’t finished watching… I’m finding it to cringe to continue… I’ll just leave the time that I left the video here 22:21 that’s the video time btw)
In your videos you keep the bar of decency and thank you for that
@FamTheEvilCat1:24
@FamTheEvilCat that's the seppsual viopenke
@FamTheEvilCat 😂😂
"Oh, Corvina? Like the crow?"
"No, actually, it's a type of bony fish."
Teacher slowly walks away.
Alternate ending
*Teacher falls to the ground and screams as MC slowly turns into a bony fish*
*Deep ominous voice that booms throuout the trees* blub blob *the fish screams*
*the students run away screaming, as the Fish makes it’s way to the lake waddling on the fins*
@@simply_unnamed I refuse to accept any other ending to this book now
No I think in this book it would continue like this: Mr Vlad Drăculea Rouge (I forgot his name, but I think this will work aswell) glimpsed at her violet eye with a stripe of confusion but lust. He slightly brushed against her bald head with his strong dominant alpha thumb. When he took it down Parmigiana Reggiana (forgot her name too) looked deeply into his male orbs “ you don’t like me now, do you, do I disgust you?”. Additionally she hid her magenta coloured eye from him with her bear foot. “No” he answered directly but masculine with his deep male voice since he is a man “you don’t. You adore me. You drive me mad. This..” he pointed between him and me with his strong male muscular veiny hand “this is madness” he barked. “You are madness my little bony fish” he grinned with a erotic tension between him and my bear foot.
@@tommyparty5129 I can't decide whenever I love it or hate it💀
Would have been more interesting honestly
“She realized it was a first time she was feeling lust induced by an actual man and not a fictional character” oh no its a self insert.
💀actually though
This line convinced me that she saw a conventionally attractive man at her local gas station and wrote a whole book off it.
@@vermillionzhit the nail right on the head you got it so perfect omg
What would ever possess somebody to write that with completely genuine and unironic intent IN A BOOK THAT THEY’RE PLANNING ON PUBLISHING???
@@SteampunkHorse EXACTLYYYYY THAT LINE SEEMS MORE “fan fiction-y” THAN AN ACTUAL BOOK
17:57 not wearing underwear while youre wearing a skirt is actually so nasty omg 💀💀💀
Nah bc even with stockings or some kinds of pants under my skirt I still feel nasty like dafuq 😭
Ikr that fish is nasty lmap
wearing accidentally ripped tights under a skirt terrifies me, how do you just. wear nothing under that-
@@hwlo7891please how can anyone wear nothing underneath a skirt without feeling anxiety???
FOR REAL😭😭I’m surprised she didn’t get a yeast infection or any type of nasty smell stuck on her after not doing that for like, more than half the book.
If a book has a "song list," its entered fanfiction territory.
hey now...leave my happy little lynn painter books alone 😭
I think there's anything wrong if a book is "fanfic-y" as long as it's written well
Huhun Penelope Douglas is gaggin
Yeah, god forbid people cultivate a mood for their story. Soooo amateur to listen to music.
Shaming people isn't cute. You are not any better than other writers because you don't like listening to music. Not every person is you. You call yourselves writers yet you are willing to diminish the accomplishments of your peers because you don't like their methods? Sounds like mean girl behavior to me.
Or fan translators maybe. The guy who TLed "The girl who ate death" had a small playlist he shared.
“Magic eyes, magic p*ssy” I can’t believe the author stole my main pick up line…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
LMAOO
Relatable 🙄
Saul Bueno says what
Saul Bueno says what
I like how the teacher has that "oh yeah he like fucking students" reputation and school hasn't even bothered like stepping and firing him
Especially when the last student that dated him fucking jumped of the roof
"Stupid Sexy Snape Man is too sexy to fire T^T"
You’d be surprised what schools will just turn their eye from.
tbh, the wrong move isn't the teacher-student relationship, it's the fact people talk about it so loudly (in this book); even irl, if people know that a teacher and a student have a relationship, as long as it's legal and all, they would be more secretive and stuff, not go around and talk about it like chickens
That's probably one of the most realistic things about that book. I remember there was a teacher in my MIDDLE SCHOOL that was reported at least 10 times, only counting the people I knew that reported him. He had been teaching for at the very least 6 years and was still teaching the middle school while I was in highschool
coming back “negative” for schizophrenia like its a litmus test 💀
Bruh that's the part that got me 💀💀💀
no like she admitted herself to a mental hospital with no diagnosis like that's not how that works unless you're an active danger??
She didn't get enough points to pass lmao
Poor girl failed the mental hospital admissions test.
@@loonartmswho says she isn’t? If I was mental health professional I’d admit her after reading this novel
Yeah, the author wanted main male character to be "dark mysterious dangerous" type, but ended up with a common asshole
More like the common r*pist
Ok maybe that's not the right word, I haven't read the book but Corvina doesn't seem to be communicating clear consent, so mr. Professor is still on a very blurry spot.
@@gnas1897 a-hole which is also borderline r*pist
😂
Okayyyy
💀😂
"commanding the molecules around him to shift"
what a weird way to say that he was moving
commanding the molecules around him to shit
The author was trying to sound fancy 'n shit😭😭 I know that because that's what I do sometimes...
Fr, that sounds like some crap I’d put in an essay due in 30 minutes to make it sound like I actually put some effort into it 💀
@@heythisanimalcantalk PLSSS 😭😭
that's the type of shit you write when you tryna increase the word count 💀
"the singular masculine attention from a very masculine male" has the same vibe as "she breasted boobily down the stairs"
"she breasted boobily down the stairs" Boy, did you write this yourself? Son, you're hired!!
I'm looking for a ghostwriter for Mr. Trump's autobiography, and I want it on my desk by Monday. You'll be the next Herbert Hemingway, kid
WtaF- lmao! 🤣
Omg this had me dying! I'm so saving that the next time I read any sentence written cringely about a woman's appearance.
hehe boobily may be my new favorite word
perfect!...why don't we all just start calling them "boobily" novels? and then the description would be exactly what she said in the video: "fan-fictiony writting, poorly written smut scenes, mental health issues and romantization of abusive relationships". That would be perfect, right? And then we can finally have them be separate from regular books in any other genre, and life will finally make sense. Bc they're like 1% (maybe) of fiction books, but somehow have ended up with wayyyy too much media attention.
It's not fair to expect them to be real books, and hold them to that standard. People expect them to have normal writting, spell checking, grammar, realistic characters, a plot, etc... and that's just not typical for Boobly books. We're holding them to a standard which is just unfair... clearly. It's like expecting Shakespeare from a bathroom wall.
The fact that it's SELF PUBLISHED and from TIKTOK is all you need to know. No reputable publishing company would waste money on that book💀
Nah, if it has a big following, any publisher would be willing to throw money in. 50 shades of grey was self published before it got picked up.
Bro my 30 dollars are going wheRE??
I'm from the future and oh boy do I have news for you. 😖
@@mikankitsune0440 Dear god, what is it?
@@SlavSquatter-jh4kl It got picked up by a publisher... and has an AI generated cover art. I saw it at Target last week. 🥲 It's TOR/Bramble Publishing.
Guys, corvina isn’t like other girls.
she has. Snake arms. *epic music plays*
@@YouStillHaventpaidUrRentTake my like dammit
She's a bony fish
She doesn't wear underwear
She’s got ~purple eyes~ 🟣👄🟣
Remember, fellas: If your girl's eyes don't change color when she climaxes, it means she's faking it.
LMAOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣
That's how you know you've found the clit
BRO 😭😂
Instructions unclear. Girlfriend is blind now
Only people with hazel eyes aren’t faking it smh
“His naked hand”…How dare he not wear a suit on his hand?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
so vulgar, they should have kicked him out long ago for this absolutely crude dressing!
This comment has no reason to be this funny 😂😂
A NAKED HAND??? BEFORE MARRIAGE?!!!
Where is his hand underwear???
"possessed, claimed, owned" CORVINA MAAM ARE YOU OKAY💀💀💀
we gotta save fish girl
@@yourlocalcat-boy2564 frfr
@@yourlocalcat-boy2564 bony fish girl be acting fishy asf
"he sold me on eBay like the sexy Dom masculine male he was"
@therubyinthecorner346 " he moved gently the bones of his arms to touch my bony fishy legs , he caressed them manlier than the masculine man , he took a sniff and barked" " woof my bony fishy sushi salmon crow , ahhh that smell of your legs it turns me on ahhh~"
“You may be a siren, but I am a mad pirate who will resist your lustful call that threatens to drag me to the depths of an unforgiving sea…”
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s-“
I feel like they were trying to get in those 'top fave quotes in books' typa deal 😭
Fr like in one of those tik toks that are like,
"Book quotes that make me forget I was reading.
I don’t know quite the problem with quotes like that, but in my opinion they never work because they’re just so extra. Like ugh, pa-lease. Maybe I’m just a cynic. If I were to rewrite it, I’d have to do it in a way where it doesn’t take itself seriously, like:
“Oh, so I’m a siren?” She questioned playfully, batting her eyelashes innocently at him. “What would that make you? Some kind of mad pirate, I presume?”
He laughed in turn, finding himself captivated by her nature. “For you, I would be anything you want,” he said, giving her his trademark wolfish grin.
Her smirk widened. “But would you be able to resist my _terribly tempting_ call? Sirens are nasty creatures, you know. They’ll drag you to the depths of the sea and drop you to the grave without a second thought.”
I'd pay to watch a movie where some wannabe Casanova/Edward Grey knockoff using these "kinky" lines in real-life situations just for the reaction shots of everyone nearby.
Hahaha, that made me laugh so much! Thanks! Also, what does that sentence even mean? Sirens and pirates and what? Plus, neither sirens or pirates are good guys, both tend to kill people.
"the singular masculine attention from a very masculine male" - me trying to hit the 2000 words bottom mark on an essay
Same, the ugly squawk that escaped me 😂
😂😂😂 you wrong for this 😂😂😂
NAURRR 🤣🤣🤣😂
HELP 😂😂
Alpha podcasts be like:
"You wanna know who I am?" He asked her harshly. "I," slam. "Am," slam. "Madness!"
He put a hand on the back of her neck and suddenly slammed her into a tree, and she yelped.
When your scene reads like an episode of Incredible Hulk.
This should be a line in Hulk x Loki
When Hulk and loki make a baby 😂
HULK SMASH
i read this as she read it as well... can't stop laughing... 😂 end me...
Leonidas is what came to my mind
I just realized how uncommon female-dom male-sub romance books are, I'd love to see that
OMG YES!! Fdom and msub romances are so hard to find. Even on fanfic sites, fdom fics are rarely made compared to mdom fics
REALL
Its justt uncommon irl
@@darkg5103 it's not tho
I have read few. I can rec you some if you want
Why did this author romanticize so many red flags??? I'm so boggled, "You chose the wrong man for your first time," NO NO STOP RIGHT THERE
You picked the wrong house, fool!
Preach. I think it’s very sweet that Leonie avoided kinkshaming by acknowledging that every folk has their own stroke and that’s fine, but when does it stop? So much romanticisation of these toxic, manipulative people is rampant throughout literature - everywhere I see mafia stories and toxic werewolf alphas and billionaire playboys, it just gives me the ick. When fiction affects reality, the problem begins. I believe unironically that every book with this romanticisation featured should have a disclaimer at the beginning making it clear for readers that this is FICTIONAL and that people acting like this in real life is not okay.
It's very fishy you might say. 🧐
@@KaiHung-wv3ulLMAO
An author being allergic to the word “said” is an immediate red flag for me. Characters shouldn’t be whispering and murmuring and purring all over the place
real
You look dashing, he quietly screeched
@@brophaner i love this😭😭
@@brophaner this, but also the purpose of dialogue tags is to help the reader keep track of who is saying what. “Said” is an invisible dialogue tag, meaning your brain just glosses over it, but all those elaborate synonyms are not, so it distracts from the dialogue.
@@AC8X This is so interesting!! Ty for that tidbit of info :)
Since he has a reputation for sleeping with his students, it would have been funnier if she kept trying to get with him to make the plot happen but he was completely disinterested and going after someone else.
honestly, I'd read that
I would read that hahahhah
“Sorry, I’m trying to groom someone else. I appreciate it though”
@@parkchimmin7913 and then she tries to stop him from grooming other people bc SHE was interested
@@imNOTthatimportant 👀 🍿 now that’s a book I would read
In the Italian version of "TeenTitansGo" the character "Raven" is called "Corvina". She has violet eyes, a dark personality and magic power/parents.
I believe the protagonist is based on a character from TeenTitansGo.
Actually she's been part of the DC universe since 1980 and is a decent character (although very edgy especially in the beginning)
It's always the fucking English teacher when it's not the Ethics professor 💀🤣
It's because they're supposedly more charming and persuasive. You know, because they studied language? Also, English teachers tend to be younger (Or at least that's what I noticed where I live). You don't wanna hook up with old Mr. Higgins the math teacher
Now I wanna see a (legal) student-teacher relationship fic/book where the teacher/professor teaches mathematics or physical science and the entire book is just a long painful read of the teacher being blind to literally every advance said student makes and every chapter ends off a cliffhanger only for the next one to be the most anticlimactic scenario they could have possibly thought of. And it’s in the comedy genre.
The Science teacher doesn't have the necessary amount of swag. You can thank/blame the professor from Gilligan's Island.
I would say it's most commonly either the English/Literature professor or art/music/drama teacher as they're usually portrayed as young and so more cool and relatable to the kids (and if I may stereotype for a second, those are likely the subjects that romance authors are more interested in and find romantic). The only romance involving an Ethics professor as a love interest that I've seen is Chidi and Eleanor in The Good Place, and now I hate that they appear in a comparison with this terrible fanfic romance. It'd be ironic and even more hypocritical for an Ethics professor to have a relationship with a student, often in that fictional situation though it's the character's psychiatrist/therapist.
Reading these replies is interesting. I always just assumed it was because we’re authors/writers, meaning English is bound to be one of the subjects we’re good at/enjoy. I didn’t realise it was due to a whole stereotype, but that makes a lot more sense. Mind you out of the bunch of books I’ve read on Wattpad of this teacher x student genre, I remember one being a Calculus teacher and one being a History teacher iirc? Then English, English, I forget but probably English, English, you get the picture. (Don’t ask why I read so many txs books 😇)
Any romance book with the words “Possessed”, “claimed” or “owned”: 🚩🚩🚩
Thank you , I swear so many ppl just act like that’s normal 😭
"captive" is also a big risk.
Well, the word "Possessed" can still refer to being possessed by a ghost if the book is apart of the horror and romantic genre.
@@Never_Gonna_Give_You_Up._Hi "He possessed my body, I was his. And he wanted to try eating for the first time in 100 years"
@@Never_Gonna_Give_You_Up._Hi Fair enough. I’ll accept that way of using posessed😂
*teacher yells at her for calling him “sir”*
classmates: omg you two were such lovebirds! so much chemistry!!!
also why wouldn't he want her to call him sir? he likes being her "master" and shit, so why not sir?
@@emilyb.8219 I'm sure that if she kept calling him "sir" he would have a boner in the middle of class lol
I’m all in for hating this book but he did not yell at corvina for that part lmfao that was just some random a$$ girl but either way the “I could feel the sexual tension between you two!!!” Part was RIDICULOUS. That’s like if someone’s main character syndrome actually came true which is what this entire book is with corvina.
@@vermillionz literally 😂😂
what is this the medieval? ah shit I forgot
the fact that my real actual legal middle name is Raven makes this insanely difficult to sit thru 😭😭😭 my goth parents thought they were so quirky
Well atleast it is not your first name, so it does not matter that much.
Lily Ravendark Shadowgaze
EBONY IS THAT YOU
well if it helps I think that's a really cool name tho 😭 remember you could've ended up a Katylynn or something
NAHHH OMG I hope you go far in life
If they gave Vad a penny for everytime he says "fight your demons" he would be rich enough to leave the academia and start a new life
With or without Corvina?😆
He owns the whole of Verenmore actually
The worse part is he CAN do that, he IS rich 😭
nice maki pfp
This book has a strong "Wrote this instead of sleeping" energy
and "i was also high when i wrote this at 4:40 in the morning"
😂😂😂😂
Don't remember my 15 year old self of writing down a story about one dude saving the world from all sorts of "natural" catastrophes with just the power of his will, later turning into more of a Battle-Shonen Manga but written instead of drawn, while I should be asleep.
I know someone who wrote poetry when they had insomnia. They DID expect it to be weird upon re reading. Imho it's ok to cherry pick the odd nugget when you're writing in a sub optimal state, but there's no reason to keep it all. Not everyone is Kafka (Kafka wrote exclusively in late evening).
unrelated I recognize your pfp as a dadi freyr one! fun to see another fan in the wild, hope you have a great day, sorry to bring you back to this video if your notifications are on...
27:07 "I don't give a flying fuck if you have schizophrenia, now get on all fours" such an amazing man, wow
"I don't give a flying fuck" 💀💀
*jumping
@@VendettaHamiltonBy telling her to get on all fours, he really doesn’t want a flying fuck😂
@@VendettaHamilton🙃🙃🙃😂😂😂
IKR, WHAT AN ALPHA MALE 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😖😖😖😖
(Okay but srsly what the fuck is that 💀)
You forgot the author note at the beginning of the book
“I was high at 3am when I wrote this- sorry im bad a summaries 😅
Edit: omg 😮 5k reads THATS CRAZY YOU GUYS I LOVE YOU SM xoxo”
That author note sounds like something you'd see on an AO3 fic, especially the "I'm bad at summaries" part
I think whoever wrote this book has never had sex but read a lot of fanfic
This book reads like it was written by someone who used fanfic as sex ed.
You guys may be asking, "why would she squirm in her seat though?" Easy! Her fish instincts told her to.
OH.
Lmao
Omg it makes so much more sense now
🐟
Reject poorly done smut
Embrace *fish*
No one could convince me that this isn't originally a snape x hermoine fanfic 💀💀💀😊
LMAO
Don’t even go there 😂😂😂😂
stop 😭
Nah that off brand Wednesday
DONT START LMAO
this singlehandedly convinced me that I need to write a book because such bullshit exists and I'm out here thinking "oh there's no point bc great books already exist and there are already good authors"
Fr it's kinda motivating lmao
Shut the fuck up, sit down, brace your fingers, and begin to write. Everyone can think of ideas, but execution is key. If you never try you'll never fail, and if you never fail you'll never learn. So PLZ do yourself a favour and just begin writing. It sucks? Ok. Didn't ask don't care. We all start somewhere!
This was twiddle and her aggressive support, now signing off
(EDITED FOR GRAMMAR WHOOOOPSSS)
@judeiamfr
NO SAME. I was so heavily convinced that no one would like my writing, but after knowing some people eat this sort of stuff up, I started working on my novel again.
Does motivation through disdain count as subversion or double subversion?
It really is giving Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way😭✋🏾
literally. The name of the book and all names of characters and the school are like "my immortal" level of cringe
*dark’ness
FRR😭😭😭
I can’t explain why, but ‘the wet slaps of their skins the only sounds in the room’ while they’re in a FOREST and she’s against a TREE just completely sent me
wtf was that line my guy???? 🤨🤨
When you're the ultimate dark academia power couple of darkness then the forest IS YOUR ROOM!!! Tree is table.
wet slaps of skins is second only to mashing pissers as silliest sex description I've heard
😂😂😂
Also “wet slaps of their skins” is quite possibly the least appealing way of describing sex possible. I’d imagine someone would write that to paint a sex scene as disgusting, not for SMUT
Ok wait this man has a whole ass reputation for sleeping around with students and he is still hired??????????
…Maybe he’s tenured?? Or the university’s so desperate to stay afloat that they’ll overlook it because they can’t get more staff? I honestly don’t know man
Edit: Nevermind he’s 28 and a grad student, there’s no way he’s tenured, I got nothin’.
TW for mention of suicide- Not just sleeping with students, but the last student he slept with literally killed herself?? Like, babe, how are you still employed with ZERO lawsuits following you?? Huh??
i don't know if I remember correctly,, but wasn't this his school?
That legit happened at our highschool (multiple teachers were rumoured to have slept with students), and most of us were minors. It definitely shouldn’t happen, but it does happen in real life :‘)
@@annabolika8919 I’m sorry but what the actual ****
I’m sorry, but the minute you described the dark gothic professor, Severus Snape popped into my head. 💀
Yeah, this book look alike a Snape×Harry or Snape×Hermione wattpad fanfiction
Especially with the secret university thingy, with a large forest around it... Yep, Harry Potter fan fic.
it’s actually so funny that the book makes this big deal of corvina hearing voices but not having schizophrenia but the final twist is yeah, we were wrong she just has schizophrenia, sorry my bad
Lowk, that's not even a bad plot twist in it of itself and could be a pretty good book for schizophrenia had the author used that and was half good at her job
Could have been a great Aesop on how untreated mental disorders are NOT hot and you should get help, but it wouldn't be in the series if it was, now would it.
IM SORRY BUT HER TALKING ABOUT SCHIZOPHRENIA WHILE THEY WERE GETTING NASTY IS KILLING ME 😭
Aughh💀
Imagine being in the middle of it and then your partner says "yeah my mother has schizoprehinia" 💀
"ah..ngh~ h-harder did you know I am schizophrenic? Nghhhh"
😭
@@ShawtyGrim WHEEZING RN
@@ShawtyGrim "awh f-fuck yes daddy, fuck me up like the voices in my head!!!!"
For the love of god. JUST NAME HER RAVEN.
no they wanna be edgy and different 😼
@@idk6019 For real tho
Alternative name: name her ebony dark'ness dementia raven way
@@BlueJay_125 her ebony hair is how she got her name
Bony fish go brrrrrr
I don’t even cringe this much at Colleen Hoover books.
For me, CH books are fast-paced and addictive until I get to the end and I have to ask myself, WTH did I just read?
@@devthewidgetThe only one I read was Hopeless when I was 12 at a Jewish overnight summer camp and I was thoroughly horrified and also disappointed. The line I remember most vividly was, “god, he’s even chopping tomatoes effortlessly, is there anything this boy is bad at?!”
I have an idea.
At the end of the book we find out that it was written by Vad. So, even though it was written from the perspective of Corvina, in fact it is all just his experience, his point of view. And that makes me theorise that Corvina... Probably was not a character we saw her to be. She even could never exist.
As far as I understood, he has a sister, who is pretty controlling. Or I even would say a bit crazy and possessive. She even thinks she has a right to kill some of people he loves. And maybe such a behaviour was really traumatic for him, so he got a bit insane. I think, there was a second he turned from just traumatised person to completely ruined - the death of his previous love. After that, everything that was happening, was not completely real.
The first meeting of main characters happens at night, when Vad plays on piano. And maybe, that was never happened. Let me explain. Maybe, he saw Corvina at first some hours before this meeting, when she arrived at the school. However, she didn't notice him, being busy. But for him it didn't matter, because he fell in love with her from the first sigh. She was extremely beautiful for him, that was a real passion appeared in his heart. And even though they didn't even met each other Vad believed, that they should have a romance. Since that second he couldn't forget about this girl. This night, he was not even able to sleep, burning from a big desire to talk to her. And, spending a sleepless night alone with a piano, he maybe fell asleep and had a dream, or maybe had a hallucination that Corvina came to him. That was make no sence because it was deep night, but it happened in his head. And the reason Corvina immediately fell in love with him was that he wanted to imagine it that way.
In common, what I am trying to say is that our main female character was indeed an ordinary student he fell in love. Because of traumatic experience in last relationship he was afraid to actually come up with her and become partners. So, he started to imagine it all, and the figure of Corvina in his mind was not the real girl. It just looked as his new student did, but, since he had no idea what personality she possessed, her character was made up by him as he wished it to be.
Since that moment, let's keep it all in mind and look on situations in the book with new eyes. There are some things that I think, make sence in that case:
1. Remember how everybody was saying main characters have big chemistry? Maybe, the reason to it was that Vad actually behaved very attached to Corvina, obviously liking her. That was a one-side love of his, and everybody probably noticed that.
2. Do you remember the boy that was a reason for Vad's jealousy? Maybe, that was real Corvina's boyfriend. And the fact they are together made him even more possessive about the imagined Corvina.
3. Oh, yes, the possessiveness. I guess, the reason he was like that was the fact, that she was his fantasy. It was a part of him, of his mind, and of course, he didn't want to lose part of his own soul. He was really afraid to lose their love cause of previous experience, and wished to claim, to control this girl completely. So that was not just possessiveness towards another person, but to the last love figure he had in his mind.
4. Also, do you remember how they were in library, and she had no underneath? I guess, that is also because the scenary of them having hot time together was one of his fantasies, which were all perfect. Every piece of them was imagined as he wished that to be. And the reason sometimes Corvina behaves strange was just because he wanted it to be this way.
5. In addition to that, what happened in the car was also his dream. The real Corvina asked him to deliver a letter, and he immediately started to imagine how they will have a ride together. Being in the middle of the rain, alone in the car, he sincerely wished to have her beside him.
6. I think, there is a possibility, that real Corvina did actually have normal parents. The relationship of the female mc and her insane overprotective mother was just a mapping of Vad's and his sister's relationship. Mr Deverill probable needed a girl who is not just the object of his love, but also a person who can completely understand his pain. And the reason Corvina had such a strange mother is this - it was just a projection.
7. Also, I believe that real Corvina had no mental problems. Imagining his love has the same problems hr has (like voices in his head) was nothing but an attempt to cope with his own madness.
8. Also, a tiny, tiny detail that makes sence is that the name Corvina is not only connected with crows, but with a fish. Maybe, Vad didn't know about the second meaning, butin his mind the fact that he understands the sence of this word made him feel like he is really meant to our girl. And that is why he was calling her crow - he really liked that concept.
Well... I hoped you enjoyed my theory😂. Maybe, you have something to add, would be interesting to hear it. Have a good day!
Holy shit dude, this is amazing
@@auroralugo5932 that's not me, that's just the author being a genius😇
I am joking. Thank you very very very very very much, I am so happy you like iiiiit🥹🥹🥹
Wooooah the way you explained this makes the book actually decent if it had been written better so that was easy to come across
@@Unstoppable_Unicorn glad to hear it! Ty😊
Now this would be genuinely interesting.. Reminds me of Shutter Island a bit. It'd have to be really well written though, I haven't read the actual book but from the excerpts I assume the writing style would have to be slightly different, and it couldn't be all revealed just at the end either.. But now I want to read something like that
"all he did was explain the english syllabus to you, why are you squirming in your seat?" is possibly one of my favorite sentences ive ever heard spoken
She said this just as I read your comment 😂
She's just simping why is she making it bigger than it is ?
I would've dozed off, like I usually do-
This book would have been a hundred times better if it had a little author's note at the end of each chapter saying something like "omg sorry i didn't post for so long, you guys! I was in prison xD but I'm out now and exams are already starting!!! >.< eeep! my mom is yelling at me to go study! wait and see what happens in the next chapter owo"
And in the middle of chapters! Like this:
"...I admitted myself to a mental hospital..." (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?)
Much better
@@schirry5144 omg yes
And it needs those weird interactions with the author and the characters like
author: hehehe we're ending at a cliffhanger here!!
corvina: srsly, woman? y don't u just let us get together?
author: becoz I'm evil mwehehehe >:)
the teacher guy (forgot his name lol): uggghh -_- this is what we have to deal with
author: okkiieee I'm off to skool now!!
@@skyhideaway this is how to make it into a real peak fiction
@@skyhideaway you just gave me real fanfic war flashbacks
@@skyhideaway no way I had forgotten about this
22:28 As someone who actually has the flaw if being possessive and jealous, I need it tk stop being romanticized.
It’s stressful and it sucks to see it turn into something romantic and fun and giddy
I had a friend who had to end a relationship because she would get so jealous that she would throw up when her partner talked to someone else in a normal, platonic way. She's gotten better though! She's doing well now, with her new girlfriend.
So real
@@iampidgeon6923wtf…she needs therapy and to stop dating for a while. That’s an extreme reaction.
I don’t like when people use “fanfic-like” writing as a criticism, because a lot of fanfic writing is pretty good. I feel like we should just say cringy writing..
as a fanfic reader and writer, i feel to an extent its fair, because, especially on places like wattpad, it seems as though the more popular it is the worse it is. so by default it gets a bad rep. i do agree though, i wish people werent so hard on it because good fanfic writers exist. people have made such genuinely beautiful and well-made fan works, and they shouldnt be taken less seriously simply because they are fanworks.
frr like im not even a genshin fan and i read the most insane well written genshin smut fanfic ever and it was so smutty but it was also so well-written and sad and angsty and was so poetic like even the dirtiest fanfics can have the best writing
I think it's because most of them and the most famous are just bad and cringy that's why they get the bad rep
Most are bad
@@gamdanyunizar7849 as a fanfic reader, entirely untrue. i have read some things that i am convinced if they were real books everyone would love them
maybe your view is skewed due to people around you
I understand why the last student dated the teacher jumped off the roof, after all if the person I am dating spoke this cringy bullshit I would jump off the roof too. Edit: omg this is crazy and the dog one T-T??
😂😂😂😂😂
I agree
First date I ever went on after highschool, I was making out with the guy, and he kept using lines. For example, his tiny dog came up and interrupted us to lick my face, and after he removed her he said something like, "now it's my turn." Absolutely hated that.
CRYING
@@genevievec.8002I would die from laughing if someone said that to me
tiktok has ruined peoples perceptions of what good writing is
I'm lowkey scared of the booktok community because I hear from vids reacting to the books that they recommend that theyre alot like this one and then I also saw a smut creator talking about how she had all of her book covers color coded based on what kind it was and made a whole set where the books are just one solid color to make it descret?? Idk it weirds me out
lol I remember when people said the same about tumblr a decade ago
I hate these super fancy, completely meaningless and often outright wrong descriptions. They're exactly what a 5th grader thinks good writing is. Also, they never fit the tone of the rest of the book, they feel so forced
m yes. i looked up the book on goodreads and somehow it has decent rating compared to some of my favorite books (whos author are like some of the most famous).
ur so pretentious
I get wanting dark edgy books. But these things all annoy me, even if they just something slight
1. Being allergic to the word "said"
2. Having eyes that are odd colors. I get like, having slightly violet-y blue eyes, or Red-Brown eyes. But if the eyes are just straight up purple. Man. What.
3. If its written like a wattpad fanfiction.
4. If they try way too hard to be relatable
5. TOO MANY SPELLING MISTAKES.
Somehow this book fits all 5 of these categories.
I don't mind the eye color stuff as long as like... everyone has unnatural eye colors, ykwim? If only 1 or 2 characters have it then it's just corny lol
Too many spelling mistakes* (it’s obligatory, I’m sorry!)
@@SteampunkHorse oh damn bro it's fine I was like half asleep when I wrote this comment
"slightly breathless, fully pissed"
that is very me
"Who has a reputation of sleeping with his students"
How does this guy still work at a school-
Given what we've been learning about the Ivy Leagues, that may be the most realistic part of the tale.
@@michaelccozens Wait what?
He's literally a groomer.
@@Code_Lune professors in real life take advantage of students
Frankly, that is something you are allowed to do only AFTER you finish your PhD :P
I love how the "you may be a siren" scene is one hair away from being an "Arrr, I'll be plunderin' yer booty soon enough, ya salty wench!" kinda flirting.
I read that in Mr Krabs voice
CRYINNN
@𝕄𝕒𝕞𝕚💕 me too lol
PLUNDERING WHAT?
@@VendettaHamilton The booty, matey! The booty!
As an aspiring author, this book makes me feel incredible about myself
@@Screechclawthrone i can’t tell if this is sarcastic or not 😭
wait hang on sorry, as a forensics nerd, THAT'S NOT HOW DEAD BODIES WORK LMFAOOOO
"she died two years ago and then was burned post mortem some time in the last two months, probably to make her harder to identify."
bones. those are bones. that's not a corpse anymore, unless it's been carefully preserved or mummified, and considering the fact that it's in the woods, it seems highly unlikely that the body is just somehow mummified. also, it takes a LOT of effort to identify a body when there's just bones, especially if it's a partial skeleton. here we can assume that this is a full skeleton, and i have no idea how long of a gap there is between the discovery of the body and the identification, but like
even if the pool of potential victims is incredibly small because these are school grounds and there's only a handful of people that go missing, if even that, it would take them for-fucking-ever to even THINK that the corpse belongs to someone that's still alive? jade wouldn't even be on the LIST for potential victims. ain't no way
yes this is nitpicky but aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAGH it's just another example of how the author Doesn't Know How This Shit Works
"this isn't lust, it's worse. It's a barbaric need to own and to destroy. This is madness!"
"This is Sparta!"
Hahahahahaha i just died😂😂😂
Glad I'm not the only one.
THIS IS PUBERTY !!!
😂😂😂This killed me
DYING
Imagine Nietzsche or Poe coming back from the dead to see their quotes being used in books like these 💀
Poe would go drink, Nietzsche would have a manic episode. Funnily enough, Poe would have the more Nietzschian response than Nietzsche.
Considering he married his 13 year old cousin, I’d imagine Poe would probably approve tbh
Nietzsche: "Typical woman L"
Poor guy, Luckily Sun tzu is not in here, I'll thrown hand if he is.
@@MooneyBabbler Actually not, it's very probably that he married her to save her from an actual predator. And btw, he called her "sissy" 'cause he loved her like his little sister. (That nickname it's actually confirmed, he did call her that, and maybe they didn't even sleep in the same room, it's a very probably thing too)
No hate! I just love his works and I've investigated his life, there is a lot of misinformation around him and I like to explain this things. Have a great day
the “I’m not yours!! 😠😠” trope is giving “you’re not my alpha!” gacha videos from 2019-2021
as you were introducing the book and it's premise i thought "huh, this Vad Deverell physical description reminds me of Divus Crewel from hit mobile game Disney Twisted Wonderland...and a book with a bunch of crow motifs, just like the setting of twisted wonderland...a college that's held in a gothic castle, on a mountain, just like...........twisted...wonderland...."
if there's ever a moment i hoped im just projecting, this would be it. bc if i swear i connected some forbidden dots i might just ask "jade" to end me.
Wild Twst fan :D
Synopsis of this story: Bird Girl gets sauced up by her English teacher with "Immaculate Rizz"
thank you for this
omgg
Thank you for your summary 👍
*fish girl
IMMACULATE RIZZ LMFAOO
"She is special" proceeds to describe generic copy and paste emo girl.
Just like other girls, so different
she’s not like the other girls 💀
she is NOT emo don't you dare disrespect the constant slay and swag of emo girls. Corvina is just a straight girl that thinks listening to Hozier makes her better than other people
She's so quirky and different 😍
do not offend the emos like that
A book with a music playlist is and will always be concerning even on Wattpad. It either results in two reactions, 1) Okay yes this was good or 2) RUN RUN RUN RUN SHOOT OUT YOUR EYBALLS
The second she mentioned it had a playlist I immediately thought of Wattpad. Nobody in the real world does that 😭🏌️
@@SteampunkHorseactually Rachel Caine was an author (and a good one) who for one of her series at least added a playlist of the songs she listened to while writing, which I really enjoyed lol
@@sierrat3891 my bad! Thank you for informing me, that’s awesome :)
"the end, for now... sounds like a threat" had me CACKLING
I'm from Estonia and "kana" stands for "chicken" in Estonian. I'm therefore having a hard time paying attention when you're holding a book titled "Goth Chicken"
HAHAHAHA
...Honestly. I'd read a book that was titled "Goth Chicken" if it actually went for it
(I mean. I am reading a manga titled "Rooster Fighter"...)
Same in finnish XD.
I also noticed this, lol. It's hilarious
OH MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s a rule to not date the students (as it is everywhere), student died due to student teacher relationship, and everyone knows he is known for sleeping with students….and he still has a job.
Man, seniority must go far in that universe.
Honestly yep sounds right to me
the only realistic part in all of the novel
Actually pretty accurate.
They can't fire him because he owns the whole damn university
5:33 Probably a play on the word corvid. Which does not, in fact, mean raven, it is a category of bird that both ravens and crows, among other birds, fall under. Bird nerd here
I peed a little I laughed so hard at the map (& your commentary on it)
I’m loving how the “drawings” of the school are just various different styles of clip art castles.
Also enjoying how the staff quarters & faculty residences are the same image 😂
Any time a guy doesn't ask and enters you painfully, refusing to slow down. That is r*pe. And I'm tired of this scenario being played as a first time sex thing. No its sexual assault and it's disgusting
Literally! Why do these books make it seem like that's what women want?? No consent + pain is not some harmless, universal wish/goal
Preach
More i see american women and today women more in disgusted by dis meetoo feminist Shit
WTF Is "enters painfully " or "refuse to slow down" have to do whit rxpe if u had giver yo consent? I could get if while doing sex the women continue to Say to stop or not do that way but the way ya'll Say whats rape Is for ya'll makes me (and every non castrated men ) being creeped out and scared by you
I especially despise when people justify it as a fetish thing. If your book is about your rape fetish, be upfront about it in your writing. Don't make it sound like it's like, that normal first time experience people have. It really ain't.
And it ESPECIALLY should be made clesr in marketing somehow.
I've read more awkward and sweet first times that are hotter than these ones
i love how they're talking in such melodramatic way and all of sudden they go like
"no panties?"
"i don't like underwear"
LMFAAAAOAOAOAAOOOO
Honestly that's how Trevor Belmont from Castlevania would talk.
@@blacktigerpaw1 yeah, but he's not exactly the most serious
@@barryallen2240 True, but certain bad dialogue can be great dialogue is a different character speaks it.
sounds like it would come from a smut comedy.
Her name is also, a type of wine.
Which one would you pick? Me personally I would pick the fish.
I personally really dislike smut books, because it feels more like a dramatic p*rn script than a book. I don’t mind sexual scenes in well written books but I noticed that smut books are just terribly written. I guess it’s because these kind of books are meant for people who aren’t used to reading books that often, or just aren’t capable of reading difficult writings or poetic writings.
(Sorry for my bad English)
Same,I can't handle smut books,my friend loves dark romance novels and most of them have smut in it,and I'm sorry but of all of the times she showed me those books the smut scenes are just sex written in a very exagerated way
I agree. Either it's a good book that is well written OR it's some online stories written down that I can scroll through in order to "pleasure myself" fast without even caring about the plot or the quality of writing while not taking it seriously as a story. I don't understand people buying actual pretty books with bad and terrible smut writing in them and then taking it seriously. And then people are even analysing the characters or putting their morals into it by saying some characters are toxic. C'mon: It's porn. No man even would watch a porn with a teacher/student roleplay and then say: "But that's illegal and toxic!".
I couldn't read smut in an actual book either as I dislike romance as a genre in general, but I disagree with your "I guess it's because these kind of books are meant for people who [...] just aren't capable of reading difficult writings or poetic writings." statement. I read both stuff like classic literature and books with more heavy topics, and fanfiction - which sometimes has a genuine plot but is most of the time just smut. It doesn't say anything about someone's intelligence, it's just a preference. This stereotype, combined with that all fanfiction is bad and written by 13yos on Wattpad -- it's not, I've read many genuinely amazing works that interested me more than 'actual' books,, has to stop being perpetuated
imagine if she was hallucinating him the entire time and in reality he had no interest in her whatsoever
I just LOVE stories Where the Main character is a student in love with a teacher and they SWEAR the teacher loves them too, but it was just their imagination all along and the teacher turns out to be more like a parental figure, with a loving wife/husband and was just being a Nice teacher with the Protagonist.
@@AliCote_ii please recommend me some of these bookd
That would be an interesting plot
That'll be better
@@JasminL222 Srry i couldn't find the fic, it's been a while and I can't remember correctly the name, if i find another with the same dynamic i'll let you know.
I'm 5 minutes in and Corvina is giving that "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way" energy
epic & iconic turn of phrase!!
Yes! Except not a joke...the author was seriously going for edgy pretty raven and landed on fish. If you replace every time he calls her "little crow" with "little fish" it'd be a much better book lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ebony will always be iconic
How dare you insult Ebony like that
"I don't like wearing underwear" made me laugh out loud 😂
One of the first things I learned long ago was that doing a full head-to-toe description of your characters upon first meeting is bad form. It halts the narrative dead for no real reason and doesn't read well unless you have a high-level grasp of your language and a talent for writing.
Which I don't. 😂
I find, from me, that it's much better to parse that type of information out over the course of several pages organically as they interact with other characters or objects in the environment.
Those are the type of lessons you learn as you do revision work and have test readers giving you feedback.
alternate title: 38 minutes of leonie trying to call this book horrible without kink shaming
I'm disgusted that '''kink shaming''''' is truly a word now, considering how disgusting things people glorified by calling it kinky
@@chilling_koalabold words for someone whose existence can be summed up as "the kinkiest way to experience social masochism"
@@ericraululyeetusdelyeetus5028 what the hell
@@ericraululyeetusdelyeetus5028
Eh?
@@ericraululyeetusdelyeetus5028 bro....
The teacher calls their relationship madness so often that I was half expecting him to be a piece of her imagination, and the whole ordeal is her loosing her mind
That would have been an infinitely better plot/plot point!!!
Yo imagine
I’d actually read that.
That would be a far more interesting plot than this 😂
This would be such a better plot.
im writing a book, and often i get insecure. yet watching this video has made me feel a bit better so, thank you leo!
You have peaked my interest. If you don’t mind telling, what is this book you are writing about?
@@love-of-fiction it's simply a romance book; one i got the idea of by a prompt generator so it's nothing to be taken seriously & the plot is a bit cheesy, it's about this up and coming journalist that simply despises the ritualistics of marriage and all the troubles that come with it. until a close friend of her's spring's the new's onto her that she's been 1. engaged, 2. is having a wedding & 3. has / decided / our protagonist will be the maid of honor, when our protag eventually accepts shes on her merry way to the airport and on a flight soon enough; swallowed by her hypocratic woes of having no date, she takes full advantage of the alcohol on the flight and end's up wasted, within that she passes out on her seatmates shoulder: yet when she gets to the venue, she sees her seatmate. the same one of whoms shoulder she'd passed out on. this is a long and drawn out version though, if you'd like to check the prologue out, lemme know.
@@veil9326 I would like to see the prologue, I would, I would! Also the plot being cheesy just makes me more interested. You’re talking a person who thinks that the original Lady and The Tamp is the best romance movie ever, I live for the cheese.
The most infuriating part of this book is how the author keeps using big words to sound smart but completely misuses them every fucking time
Poorly written romance books challenge: stop making every wholesome or simply normal interaction sexual
We need this as a challenge for most webtoon romance artists/writers
freud's ghost becomes stronger every time that happens
why? this books always sell like crazy. girls love this.
@@paulogaspar8295 I would bet money that anyone who enjoys this novel is a teenage cheerleader or any other type of ditzy popular girl. Because no sane girl would ever like this shit.
Romance novels are catered towards teenage girls or young women, but the ones who have an actual brain would never like something so disturbing. I don’t ever even read romance, I mostly read horror/suspense novels anyways.
@@paulogaspar8295 what girls? your mom?
16:38 the whole siren/sailor/pirate monologue is 10 times funnier when you remember that corvina is a type of fish 😭😭
BRO THIS IS SO UNDERRATED
Lol
IT COULDVE BEEN SUCH A FUN INTENDED REFERENCE FROM THE WRITER;
ie. this book makes me furious, even being a beginner author it's just so .. arrogant.
It's actually ironic because Corvina is meant to mean a type of bird but is actually a fish, whereas sirens were mythical creatures often misunderstood and represented as beautiful mermaids (half-fish women) but are in fact horrifying deceitful creatures that are half-bird, half-woman. So the unintentional insult comes back around in the end lol. 😂
WHEEEZEE 😂
I did start to teach at 27, but my thesis was so narrow and was a source of so much frustration that I was tearing my hair out trying to get it approved. I am glad it was so demanding. It made writing so much easier when I had the focus. I'm starting to think Mr. Deverell printed his degree from an office supply store and bought a frame at Walmart. “Mr. Deverell graduated this year from the University of College.”
19:29 I love that quick facial expression of discomfort/cringe before it cuts to the next part.
I’m actually so surprised every chapter doesn’t end with
‘A/N: *chucks 10k at you and runs* AHHH OH EM GEE GUYS 100 READS?? You guys are the best sorry I couldn’t update for a few days my mom recently got arrested for armed robbery ㅠㅠ but anyways I love and appreciate you all so so much ^w^’
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this A/N gives off heavy AO3 vibes 💀
@@ST4RG1R7GF. got my inspo off it 💀🙏🏽
@@ST4RG1R7GF. wdym? These clearly are vibes from Wattpad, XD ao3 has it too but Wattpad gets the trophy in dramatics A/N
@@km_wm bc people on ao3 are getting married or giving birth or having their beta readers get sent to a mental institute so they have to print out and mail their fics for them to beta read or getting crippled after a car accident or having a manslaughter case they were accused of finally being dropped. and then they apologise for slow updates/not being able to update
The fact that in my mother tounge, "Kana" means blind. Makes perfect sense as to how she ignores all red flags ☠️☠️
mine too ahaha, im bengali
It means chicken in Finnish :D
Both meanings are incredibly accurate, it seems.
Kana is my last name 😭😭
It means “dear” in my language like “hello dear!”
Despite it being bad, kinda feel kinda lousy that these people can get their writings published, and I can't. :(
“Battering ram trying to split her open” 💀💀💀💀💀
"the last student he dated" IM SORRY HUH! ITS GIVING EZRA FITZ LIKE BRUHHH
Oh, God, yes! Fucking Ezra!
#EzraforJail
Whoop whoop that’s the sound of the police
The way I stumbled across this comment after , I just finished s4 of Pretty Little Liars 💀
JAIL FOR EZRA PETITION 📖
_An unusual girl. An enigmatic man. An ancient castle. What could go wrong?_
everything
_everything, my friend._
how do you do that
@@nattyism just put an underscore _ at the start and end of a word or sentence. _Hello, my friend_
@@kristinepinlac2796 _thank you fellow traveler_
I watched this video thinking I’d never have to deal with this in real life….I know that while watching you we see you physically holding the book but it still felt like a fever dream, right?
Well, a few days ago in the bookstore, I SAW IT ON A SHELF. I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS REAL BUT SEEING IT ON A SHELF WAS LIKE A NIGHTMARE. THE FACT THAT I RECOGNIZED IT AND KNEW WHAT HORRORS AWAITED INSIDE WAS TERRIFYING. OPENING IT AND ACTUA SEEKNG THE NAME CORVINA WRITTEN IN BIG BLACK PRINT MEANT THAT IT WASN’T A HALLUCINATION 😭😭😭😭😭
This could be my favorite book if I were still 12 years old. Thank you Twilight
i once read a snape x reader fanfic as a joke and tbh their chemistry was still better than this
PFFTTTT
Based. Alan Rickman is handsome af.
BAHA
Don’t be shy share the link.
I have read plenty of x reader fics that have better chemistry than in this book.
love descriptions like "brown lipstick on her mouth" as if there's a chance it could be elsewhere
You mean you don’t use lipstick under your arm???! Gosh you need to get that checked out
“Brown lipstick on her fungus-infested toes”
@@PandaPandaas "From her fungus-infested toes, she produced brown lipstick."
👀
@@WayToVibe stoooop 💀
"what in the ebony darkness dementia raven way" LMFAOOOO I DIED
I work in a library. A co-worker told me about how beautiful the illustrations in the new book they picked up were and said she’d bring it in to show me.
Then she dropped that it was a “dark academia romance” book.
I was like, surely not. It couldnt be. Not this. Not Gothikana. But I just nodded and hoped for the best
Today she brought it in. It was Gothikana. Oof. Well, I hope she has a good time.
This entire book is literally the one scene in Twilight where Bella and Edward are in the woods and Bella says: "I know what you are"- and Edward goes "Say it-"
"Vampire."
and bam that is the ENTIRE book. That is this book. It's that scene. Dragged out.
Me, suddenly, just trying to remember if that scene in Twilight even went the same way in the books as it did in the movie-thanks. 😅😅 🤣
Bro I never read twilight and I burst out laughing like a maniac.
This comment needs to be in a goodreads review. I can't stop maniacally laughing at this
@@jaginaiaelectrizs6341 It wasnt as nearly dramatic in the books. She figured it out in the car but was just like ,,I dont care." Hahahah absolute gold
@@ivabanovic6203 Thank you for confirming; That's what I thought. 😅🤭😁😊 LOLL ^--^
Imagine actually writing "Magic eyes Magic P*ssy" into your book and then proof reading it and still keeping it in like bro wtf, I dead 💀
That was the author's best line, of course it had to be kept in! X-D
I honestly don't think it was even proof read...
Magic butt
You think they proof read it??
I would keep it! But that's cuz one of my characters does not take herself seriously.
Its fitting
The aesthetics were so cool it's like a book that gets you hyped just by intro or cover and then it just-