John Maclean being iconic for almost 4 minutes
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- Опубліковано 31 сер 2018
- this video in no way is to make fun of Lord Maclean I love John and all of his films. Honestly I wish I could have half of the artistic ability he has holy moly
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**cries in mortal**
LMAOOO
"I'm going to contact all my friends, living and dead, and accuse them." My level of pettiness.
I heard this and was just like "God that's me"
@@brookerivers4523 Same xD
Dead Girl Jules the “it will give them something to do” killed me lol 😂
@@imshakingsis2014 every time i start drama that's exactly what I'm thinking lmao
😂
"I could not find my i-pad. So, I will be contacting every one of my friends, even the ones that are dead, and accuse them of theft,'
I flatlined.
"It is probably just in my bag but I am going to do it anyway. It will give them something to do."😂😂😂 Lord hath no chill.
It’s not *I-pad*
It’s *Eh-pad*
HAHAHAHHA
I think i need subtitles to understand half of this...
Why...why did I read this when he said this in video?
“What do you identify as?”
John: “ How do you say God without sounding arrogant?”
I can relate 😌
And is completely right!
@@pollypocket2282 No. Christ is Lord!
it's giving "do you believe in god?"
"I AM GOD"
"The only man taking me home is the chauffeur" FLEX QUEEN
Wolf Spade 😂
Wolf Spade 100% FLEX
Me literally lol 😂
What is that I'm sorry i can't speak macclean
Mocha Vibes 2:28
*queen Elizabeth has left the chat*
LMFAOOOOOO
He’s not English L MAOOO
😂😂😂😂 this is fucking great
Im dead
HE SNATCHED HER WEAVE
He's equal parts pretentious and comedically aware of how pretentious he is...lol.
Lol he’s purposely being pretentious
Spot on
Who is that beautiful person in Johan's profile picture?
Don’t think he is pretentious
yes! LOL this is an almost perfect description.
only thing i'd add is that his pretentiousness is....not fake or a facade but....🤔 not a full representation.
terrible wording 😅 but what i'm trying to say is that his self-awareness leads me to believe he's not pretentious in that he believes he's better than others.
he doesn't give pretentious in an arrogant way. just grand! he gives...opulence!
he's got a swanky personality! ostentatious w|o the arrogance! just confidence, self-love, + self-assuredness on MAX. LOL i hope this makes sense.
TL;DR - i agree. 😅
He's so intriguing. When I first started watching him I was amazed by his matter of speaking and personality, but then you realize that he also has a great sense of humor that's quite dry and tongue in cheek.
Weirdlikeafox
Omg, same here! He won me over with his sense of humor about himself. I also love his videos where he tries out light shades of makeup because I’m very, very fair.
Yeah, great humor. Just like queen Elizabeth
Its why I love him so much. He’s so unique but it’s so captivating and it seems really genuine as well. And above all he’s unproblematic and deserves a lot more subscribers
he's a gemini, it fits the description
@@ambrosiaaa9064 and shes beautiful
“I feel.... mortal” *cries in immortal*
*Cries in immortal*
*Shook*
I can't 😂😂
rel
Big mood tho😂
I love how he plays on the vampire persona
I liked the *cries in Naomi Campbell* comment too
he speaks in calligraphy
true ♥
I was going to say italics but we're getting somewhere
Oh my god i cackled
How does he do it? So beautiful
Soo true
I feel like my I.Q rises everytime i listen to John Mclean speak
My speech construction and vocubalary strangely improves after watching the video 👁️👄👁️
John is the only person that can say "i don't speak broke"
"I'm sorry, but I don't speak *peasant* "
[DATA EXPUNGED] “the speech I don’t socialize with shall be peasant.”
@@Jays6926 "I apologize but my pattern of speaking cannot be associated with those in poverty"
Hes not that rich
“I absolutely love the sun...but only when it’s on a postcard”
I relate
He sounds like he invented the English language
He probably did knowing that he can glow greater than the GoDs
He is 24,000 years old so it's very likely
He did. Duh
As long as he's been around, yes he did invent the English language. He was born before Christ..
Caitlyn IM CRYING AHVJSHVUE
He was a pure-blooded wizard in his past life, most likely a Slytherin.
Probably a lestrange
Like professor Snape, he only wears black!! 🧐
@lo l he is of course the founder of his own house probally the secret creator of poudlard but nobody know that...
He was actually the Basilisk
He is Salazar Slytherin’s younger, better looking brother. JK is just waiting to tweet it.
“First of all the only man taking me home is the chauffeur ,and the only clubs i go to are private members only,secret societies and the ones i own.. I’m mot going to some small dungeon!!!”
Dungeon only for mortals not him
Illuminati confirmed
Man I ges he's I'm not going to succeed asking him to come to my asthmatic dungeon to play dungeons and dragons now am I 😅
I literally pit my pellegrino water out when I heard it! Truly iconic!
“The only man that takes me home is the chauffeur”
-John Maclean 2018
Why not driver? Where is the driver? Lmao
@@sabrinapraznadila282 Bro, the chauffeur IS the driver.
4k
FEMINIST ICON
My entire decretals becomes oilier than Saudi Arabia
I have been _slain_ , ever so slightly.
Noémie sips tea LOL
Seamlessly slain, ever so slightly.
Lmao
Lol 😂
Lmao perfect 😂
i love john maclean so much, he has such "your rich old aunt who's always wine drunk and beautiful and has looked the same your entire life" energy
"you'd think after twenty four thousand years of the mortal life all my teeth would have grown in by now _I T S E E M S N O T_
"what type of spf do you wear" "haute couture" OMG IM DEAD
There... 666 likes! How fitting
Omg yes bitch...😉😉😉😗
Now there is 2222 likes xD
*waiting for that 6669*
this man is a legend
“Not really sure on what to identify myself as.. how do you say ‘god’ without sounding arrogant?”😂 😂
"so once I'm finished today, I'm going to individually contact each of my friends, even ones that are dead and to accuse each and everyone of them of theft. My ipad is probably on my bag or something but I might as well accuse it to them, It may give them something to do.."
*QUEEN*
@@devaiskander9983 "lord" I think works as well
That was hilarious
“First of all, *I am John Maclean* the only man that takes me home is the chauffeur”
*powerful as fuck*
This _filum_ is pure gold.
Angel Hernandez it looks very nice on my epad
I will ACCUSE all of my friends of theft, it will give them something to do x D
*He talks like he owns castles and a dragon.*
Elaij Dio Daenarys wig was snatched ahaah
He probably does
he definitely does
He is the dragon of the castle.
She talks like she is some ascended being
Edit : wait, 'HE'?
This guy could insult someone to the moon and be long gone by the time they understand that they were insulted.
"I lost my eh-pad so I'll have to use my eh-phone."
I just discovered him, could you tell me why he pronounces it like that? 😅🤔
@@maurice8180 🤷 this is the only vid of him I've watched.
@@lilbluridinghood6296 oh, you too 😅
@@maurice8180 i want to know too 😂 i think he's just playing a character, trying to avoid sounding ordinary, he also says filems instead of videos
@@maurice8180 what do you mean why? That is the only way to say it. Ssying otherwise is blasphemous. Now just enjoy the filum 🤣
"The only man that takes me home, is the chauffeur" 😂YAAAS, GIRL. PREACH🙌
LOOOOL THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE THING
*can relate*
Cringe
"I adore sunlight....when it's on a postcard" ICON!!
1:56 “I don’t look or feel like myself, I feel mortal”
Fucking lost it when he said “after 24,000 years” and I legitimately believed him for .2 sec because of the immortal aura he exudes
Cause he's an immortal being of darkness. I absolutely believe him.
"How do you say God without sounding arrogant"
can we just-
JACKSON
lorenzo the dandeloni oh uea we got some i gots here
YES LMAOOO
aye fellow ahgases oops
did not expect to get 1.3k likes tho yeehaw 🤠
John is an immortal that has been around so long that he got bored of doing all the crazy immortal stuff and just decided to become a beauty guru
What's scary is...this could be true lmao
teddybaird95 you know come to think of it you could be right
I just screeched
Same here LOL
If that was a show I'd watch it.
"Such a subordinate drink"
RIP Myself
1992 - 2020
He’s the only person I’ve ever seen speak 𝒞𝓊𝓇𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒 irl
If cursive was a language it would his voice
Cringey Waffle more like times new Roman
What?
His??
@@linaa2117 yes he said he was a he in one of his videos
@@linaa2117 yep, it's a man, his name is John and he has a john
Wig : *snatched*
Makeup : *seamless*
Royal family : *has left the chat*
Sketch Me bank accounts : *murdered*
Hotel : trivago
i'm pretty sure the addams family is inspired by john maclean
*I felt like an uneducated peasant listening to a royalty while drooling at his gorgeousness*
"i'll just accuse them all of theft, it'll give them something to do."
Lollll
I couldn’t handle it when he said that! I just couldnt
His voice makes me feel poor
_aliyah _ ikr
SJSKSJSJSJJSJSJSK
samennds
SAME
_aliyah _ same af 😂😂
John is a member of the Addams family - probably like Morticia's first cousin, and you can't convince me otherwise.
I love when the algorithm makes this video pop up on my suggested page because it always looks as if John is giving the middle finger to the unlucky person in the thumbnail above lmao
"what do you identify as?"
"how do you say god without sounding arrogant"
TEA SPILLEDT
Mark Ignacio Razo what does that mean?
LMAO
Luv jim which part did you need clarified ?
geedizzy your profile pic was the reaction I had to his question 😂😂
Mark Ignacio Razo 😂😂
I knew Snape didn’t actually die.
Maddiex LMFAOOKSNSKSM
You are wrong for that my friend LoL 😂 😂😂 😂
Snape could never
More like Loki, the refined God of mischief 😁 He's a God and he's certainly been around for a VERY long time..
I read somewhere that if Meryl Streep and Severus Snape had spawned a child it would look like him ;)-
"The only man who takes me home is my chauffeur " I LOVE YOU LORD JOHN
He speaks the Deluxe Version of English
"how deeply sorry I am for snatching all your wigs"
he did
I know where mine is
Freaking *Iconic*
Best shit I've heard in my whole existence 😂😂😂😂😂😂
*i just want to say how deeply sorry i am for snatching all your wigs*
ICONIC
SHOOK TO THE HOUSE
Dont you mean econic
some hot tea please 😂😭😭
Wow I read this as he said it that was weird
@@ghost-fs7th SAME LMAO
"I sexually identify as John McLean"
**crosses fingers, closes eyes, and waits for luxurious lifestyle and iconicness to manifest**
"This is enough foundation to color correct half the moon."
At that moment, after a minute and about 50 seconds of silence, i broke into laughter.
“The only clubs I go to are the ones I own” YAAAAS PREACH
Yeah because it's not welcome anywhere else lol
My point. You call that a "icon"
that's really all you have to get into with your life?
Find a real hobby and you might not be such a fucking loser.
Nomad what does an inanimate loser who obsesses themselves over video games know about know about getting a “real hobby”? Gtfo no one asked for ur bullshit, loser
@@Nomad more of an icon than you, at least
GIIIIRLLL, YOU JUST SNATCHED NOMAD'S WIG TO THE GROUUUUUUUUUUNDD!!!
It sounds like he speaks in cursive
James charles and jojo siwa speak in 4th grader cursive. Our DarkLord speaks in calligraphy
@@kittymowmow12 accurateness
Reagan R lmfak
Audio version of calligraphy
Focc 😂
When I discovered his channel yesterday, it was like stepping in a gold mine.
Im looking for coper i found gold
oh my god that's the most feminine and the most prettiest man i've ever seen, I'm shook.
If jefree and john collaborated it would be the first time morticia and lord voldemort appeared on youtube together 😂
Jeff T Jeffrey Star is John. Have you ever seen them in the same room???? THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT! Shane’s new theory
@losing dog they got 22 now 😂😂😂
@@faiwybeawy8610 It's 769 now
@@fifindiel2129 I see that 777 😂😂😂
When Chaotic neutral and neutral neutral meet...
finally someone has realized the god that is lord maclean
@@stephaniejohnson8386 wtf???
"I absolutely love the Sun, love sunlight, but only when it's on a postcard" send me to the floor
"Some people like to be glowing for the gods, I am quite different in that aspect. I like to glow greater THAN the gods" YA'LL LITERAL QUEEN
_"i'm going to individually contact all my friends, including the ones that are dead."_
ouija boards could _never,_ and charlie charlie was found _deceased_ this morning
I'm dying😂💀💀
Omg 😂😂
OUIJA 3 CONFIRMED
That line made me laugh so hard
I thought he said "Ignore the ones that are dead"
“I just wanted to say how deeply sorry I am for snatching all of ur wigs”
- John McCain 2018
Kayla Boyd mcCain?
@@ToutCQJM He really is immortal XD
It literally says Maclean in the title of the video
So many whooooshes in this thread
😭😭😭
The fact that people like this exist is just amazing 10/10
Listen to me.... I just discovered this creature about a week ago. I wasnt ready.
It was a train wreck effect; I was terrified but couldn't look away. Then, no idea how, I just subscribed. And now I am in a crusade to get through all of his videos.
He is super intelligent and talented too. Holy shit.
What a gem.
Loki if he was a beauty guru
this comment is golden y'all
Oh. My. God. Yes!
The Tea 😂😂😂
Omg 😂😂
what do you mean by IF....
I'm starting to believe he is actually immortal...
same I can't imagine him dying
me too
Phelloe he is... obviously
Same
I made your likes 666 😂
“I will call all of my friends even the dead ones” I-
Me too
John MacLean is one of the most iconic people to walk this Earth. When he poured the Brandy in the one episode I almost died it was so serious but so perfect.
S E A M L E S S N E S S
Which has always to be ensured.
I do not look like myself I feel mortal
*cries seamlessly*
Anyone else feel like he's the younger version of Meryl Streep?
“...even the ones that are dead”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I don´t feel like myself. I feel mortal !" ICONIC
Snape didn't die, he left his teaching career at Hogwarts and became a beauty God
Seems unlikely. For that he should have gotten over his hatred for shampoo first.
This is his son
Tati who? Shane who? Jeffree who? James who?
I only know John Maclean
I’m bi and honestly he’s everything my sexuality is confused about
_"I would just like to say how deeply sorry I am....._
*"For snatching all of your wigs"*
Classy. 👏
Heya I'm gonna comment this because every comment with thousands of likes should have a reply ok bye have a nice day
@@divyanalahan5505 thanks 💚
Damn. That was such a mic drop moment.
OhCarolina_ indeed
Phat mood
Me: The Sun
John: "That great, big, shiny ogre"
😂
“First of all, I am John Maclean…the only man taking me home from the club is my chauffeur….” 💁🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️👌
That made me so happy 😃😹
John Maclean is not just a man. He is THE man.
"Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?"
"........................... No"
"Although, in saying that, my caviar has been reputed for alluring all the lords to the court"
If you search him on Google, he's also an art director and interior designer.
Our Lord is a businessman, not just a youtuber
So is Jeffree
He has acquired a lot of knowledge after so many centuries on our world
You should check out his video on how to lawyer a coffee table lol
@@andyw0903 this is a jf video ?
@@dettoldisinfectant5179 lacquer* I don't believe a coffee table would need legal advice
"The only man who takes me home is the chauffeur" 🤣
"How do you say god without sounding arrogant" 💀😂
You would think after 24 thousand years all of my teeth would have grown in
*I T S E E M S N O T*
haha yes he thought
I cant imagine her with perfect teeth. I like them how they are...all sharp and evil lol
@@robotaholic isn't that a male?
He was actually saying that as I try to read this comment.
@Edelweiss W Vampire
Glow greater than the gods
that killed me too hhhh
"You know I never really understand when people said to me 'What do you identify as?' How do you say God without sounding arrogant"
That's the point...
@@Nomad No shit, Sherlock. Are you really this unintelligent? That you think insulting John betters your life in any way shape or form? 😂 Seriously. Someone torched your ass and you don't have the intelligence to just log off. You keep commenting while calling everyone else 'hobbiless losers'. What is your favorite pasttime? Making comments for us to laugh at?
@@shyanmarie4405 why would I care if you're laughing at me lol
God tried to make gold into a human
He succeeded
Accurate😂
We all miss him
*we can make a religion out of this*
sofia makarashvili i'm in
Yas me too
Same
sofia makarashvili holy shit is this a history of the world reference
sofia makarashvili sign me up
i'm going to individually contact all my friends
*even the ones who are dead*
this had me dead
The one person who can be a beauty guru and sound intellectual at the same time.
I very so often do miss the regular filums placed onto this very platform, with the which the millennium of this generation would call "UA-cam". Lorde John MaClean is dearly missed and beloved. It is his very impact with which all must admit as having possessed the quality of ensuring seamlessness across the sphere
*Aphrodite has left the chat*
Aesthetic Chick Aphrodite has been beheaded by John 😂
Glowing greater THAN THE GODS!!!! YAAAASSS! 😍 Sorry I had to 😂✌
Aesthetic Chick lmao
Guurl you better take that back before your zapped into a flock of doves
**speaks in cursive**
Edit: gosh darn diddly that’s a lot of likes
John responds in calligraphy.
OH MY GOD YOUR USERNAME ||-//
Panic! At my Black parade with Tyler and Josh yOUR USERNAME YESS
Panic! At my Black parade with Tyler and Josh hi fren ||-//
One weird Trashcan hellooo
snape (femboy ver.)
I only found these snippets of wisdom last night, Universe knows how but I’m already addicted - love him. That line, “there is enough foundation to colour correct half of the moon” still has me laughing. Love from Ireland.
edit: this, as most things, aged very poorly. my apologies
secret life of john maclean. shane, get on that.
camryn b Ohhhh yesss pls
No that would spoil everything!!
camryn b yess please
If this doesn't happen, what even is the internet?
john is very private. he would never
john: so i’m going to call all my friends and accuse them for thief.
*THATS LITERALLY ME WHEN I LOSE SOMETHING*
"...some people like to be glowing for the gods, I am quite different in that respect, I like to glow _greater than the gods._ "
damn.
I haven't laughed so hard in a while, thank you for making this video 😂😂😂