John Maclean being iconic for almost 4 minutes

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  • @olive-rn3ui
    @olive-rn3ui 6 років тому +13330

    he speaks in calligraphy

  • @julietdelioncourt
    @julietdelioncourt 6 років тому +12340

    "I'm going to contact all my friends, living and dead, and accuse them." My level of pettiness.

    • @brookerivers4523
      @brookerivers4523 6 років тому +99

      I heard this and was just like "God that's me"

    • @meganlundeen9307
      @meganlundeen9307 6 років тому +11

      @@brookerivers4523 Same xD

    • @imshakingsis2014
      @imshakingsis2014 5 років тому +73

      Dead Girl Jules the “it will give them something to do” killed me lol 😂

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 років тому +4

      @@imshakingsis2014 every time i start drama that's exactly what I'm thinking lmao

    • @teramonte7077
      @teramonte7077 2 роки тому

      😂

  • @eljhsndbusiness4730
    @eljhsndbusiness4730 5 років тому +18484

    *He talks like he owns castles and a dragon.*

    • @yudai112
      @yudai112 5 років тому +167

      Elaij Dio Daenarys wig was snatched ahaah

    • @francesinjune
      @francesinjune 5 років тому +387

      He probably does

    • @chuuna3962
      @chuuna3962 5 років тому +292

      he definitely does

    • @RedVelvetRabbit
      @RedVelvetRabbit 5 років тому +227

      He is the dragon of the castle.

    • @batu5180
      @batu5180 5 років тому +28

      She talks like she is some ascended being
      Edit : wait, 'HE'?

  • @Melleina
    @Melleina 4 роки тому +9165

    "I could not find my i-pad. So, I will be contacting every one of my friends, even the ones that are dead, and accuse them of theft,'
    I flatlined.

    • @ananyaneralla5382
      @ananyaneralla5382 4 роки тому +443

      "It is probably just in my bag but I am going to do it anyway. It will give them something to do."😂😂😂 Lord hath no chill.

    • @whyamigae9666
      @whyamigae9666 4 роки тому +211

      It’s not *I-pad*
      It’s *Eh-pad*

    • @syaddup
      @syaddup 4 роки тому +8

      HAHAHAHHA

    • @marialovesmusicalot
      @marialovesmusicalot 4 роки тому +10

      I think i need subtitles to understand half of this...

    • @hoziersexual
      @hoziersexual 4 роки тому +4

      Why...why did I read this when he said this in video?

  • @genesissaesee9469
    @genesissaesee9469 5 років тому +7796

    “I feel.... mortal” *cries in immortal*

    • @QuietTears
      @QuietTears 5 років тому +52

      *Cries in immortal*
      *Shook*
      I can't 😂😂

    • @kamlalrauna
      @kamlalrauna 4 роки тому +2

      rel

    • @sarahriddle7211
      @sarahriddle7211 4 роки тому

      Big mood tho😂

    • @20PINKluvr
      @20PINKluvr 2 роки тому +2

      I love how he plays on the vampire persona

    • @GullibleTarget
      @GullibleTarget 2 роки тому

      I liked the *cries in Naomi Campbell* comment too

  • @karli5176
    @karli5176 6 років тому +3197

    *queen Elizabeth has left the chat*

    • @isaiah779
      @isaiah779 6 років тому +4

      LMFAOOOOOO

    • @jordi1748
      @jordi1748 6 років тому +2

      He’s not English L MAOOO

    • @gayfish5942
      @gayfish5942 6 років тому

      😂😂😂😂 this is fucking great

    • @Sam-fq9sz
      @Sam-fq9sz 6 років тому

      Im dead

    • @evanfox487
      @evanfox487 6 років тому

      HE SNATCHED HER WEAVE

  • @wolfspade1646
    @wolfspade1646 5 років тому +13657

    "The only man taking me home is the chauffeur" FLEX QUEEN

  • @wildcat2104
    @wildcat2104 4 роки тому +3839

    “What do you identify as?”
    John: “ How do you say God without sounding arrogant?”

  • @Alamickie
    @Alamickie 6 років тому +3965

    John is an immortal that has been around so long that he got bored of doing all the crazy immortal stuff and just decided to become a beauty guru

    • @inquisitor596
      @inquisitor596 6 років тому +180

      What's scary is...this could be true lmao

    • @corkyromero8071
      @corkyromero8071 6 років тому +27

      teddybaird95 you know come to think of it you could be right

    • @Cruz4cool
      @Cruz4cool 6 років тому +9

      I just screeched

    • @ngoctruong4888
      @ngoctruong4888 6 років тому

      Same here LOL

    • @silvastone1691
      @silvastone1691 6 років тому +19

      If that was a show I'd watch it.

  • @alfredcarignano4257
    @alfredcarignano4257 6 років тому +9668

    “The only man that takes me home is the chauffeur”
    -John Maclean 2018

  • @madisonkoskiven605
    @madisonkoskiven605 6 років тому +2990

    "how deeply sorry I am for snatching all your wigs"

  • @belikereepicheep
    @belikereepicheep 4 роки тому +7267

    He's so intriguing. When I first started watching him I was amazed by his matter of speaking and personality, but then you realize that he also has a great sense of humor that's quite dry and tongue in cheek.

    • @BigRedShadevil
      @BigRedShadevil 4 роки тому +159

      Weirdlikeafox
      Omg, same here! He won me over with his sense of humor about himself. I also love his videos where he tries out light shades of makeup because I’m very, very fair.

    • @mxhcxl
      @mxhcxl 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah, great humor. Just like queen Elizabeth

    • @ambrosiaaa9064
      @ambrosiaaa9064 4 роки тому +46

      Its why I love him so much. He’s so unique but it’s so captivating and it seems really genuine as well. And above all he’s unproblematic and deserves a lot more subscribers

    • @ilsazzi
      @ilsazzi 4 роки тому +15

      he's a gemini, it fits the description

    • @thewitch5951
      @thewitch5951 3 роки тому +1

      @@ambrosiaaa9064 and shes beautiful

  • @purple455
    @purple455 6 років тому +3657

    "what type of spf do you wear" "haute couture" OMG IM DEAD

    • @gyrachman
      @gyrachman 6 років тому +8

      There... 666 likes! How fitting

    • @abhilashaallyamman8610
      @abhilashaallyamman8610 6 років тому +1

      Omg yes bitch...😉😉😉😗

    • @labonihira
      @labonihira 6 років тому +1

      Now there is 2222 likes xD

    • @purple455
      @purple455 6 років тому

      *waiting for that 6669*

    • @n.a.a
      @n.a.a 6 років тому

      this man is a legend

  • @roisin1159
    @roisin1159 6 років тому +3181

    **cries in mortal**

  • @thetea4171
    @thetea4171 5 років тому +11232

    Loki if he was a beauty guru

  • @jenniferjimenez6748
    @jenniferjimenez6748 5 років тому +4114

    I feel like my I.Q rises everytime i listen to John Mclean speak

    • @Spiderpunkrocks
      @Spiderpunkrocks 4 роки тому +38

      My speech construction and vocubalary strangely improves after watching the video 👁️👄👁️

  • @Maddie-ri8ct
    @Maddie-ri8ct 6 років тому +3749

    I knew Snape didn’t actually die.

    • @sungiechu3870
      @sungiechu3870 6 років тому +13

      Maddiex LMFAOOKSNSKSM

    • @elenakendrick6279
      @elenakendrick6279 6 років тому +4

      You are wrong for that my friend LoL 😂 😂😂 😂

    • @annettecruz8830
      @annettecruz8830 6 років тому +59

      Snape could never

    • @jocastillo3533
      @jocastillo3533 6 років тому +32

      More like Loki, the refined God of mischief 😁 He's a God and he's certainly been around for a VERY long time..

    • @elebecepe
      @elebecepe 6 років тому +45

      I read somewhere that if Meryl Streep and Severus Snape had spawned a child it would look like him ;)-

  • @amazonprime234
    @amazonprime234 6 років тому +9680

    If cursive was a language it would his voice

    • @capulet2225
      @capulet2225 5 років тому +46

      Cringey Waffle more like times new Roman

    • @Martin-xh1hd
      @Martin-xh1hd 5 років тому +4

      What?

    • @linaa2117
      @linaa2117 5 років тому +3

      His??

    • @jeisonl593
      @jeisonl593 5 років тому +3

      @@linaa2117 yes he said he was a he in one of his videos

    • @alienskunk8241
      @alienskunk8241 5 років тому +14

      @@linaa2117 yep, it's a man, his name is John and he has a john

  • @xXHatsuneMikuFanXx
    @xXHatsuneMikuFanXx 6 років тому +16563

    _"i'm going to individually contact all my friends, including the ones that are dead."_
    ouija boards could _never,_ and charlie charlie was found _deceased_ this morning

  • @johanericsson2403
    @johanericsson2403 4 роки тому +4586

    He's equal parts pretentious and comedically aware of how pretentious he is...lol.

    • @kierrakim4761
      @kierrakim4761 4 роки тому +183

      Lol he’s purposely being pretentious

    • @venio9418
      @venio9418 3 роки тому +1

      Spot on

    • @akumayoxiruma
      @akumayoxiruma 2 роки тому +3

      Who is that beautiful person in Johan's profile picture?

    • @christallaktorides6904
      @christallaktorides6904 Рік тому +1

      Don’t think he is pretentious

    • @hellaSwankkyToo
      @hellaSwankkyToo Рік тому +3

      yes! LOL this is an almost perfect description.
      only thing i'd add is that his pretentiousness is....not fake or a facade but....🤔 not a full representation.
      terrible wording 😅 but what i'm trying to say is that his self-awareness leads me to believe he's not pretentious in that he believes he's better than others.
      he doesn't give pretentious in an arrogant way. just grand! he gives...opulence!
      he's got a swanky personality! ostentatious w|o the arrogance! just confidence, self-love, + self-assuredness on MAX. LOL i hope this makes sense.
      TL;DR - i agree. 😅

  • @jackipalmateer4624
    @jackipalmateer4624 6 років тому +1730

    “I absolutely love the sun...but only when it’s on a postcard”

  • @reaganr458
    @reaganr458 6 років тому +3405

    It sounds like he speaks in cursive

    • @kittymowmow12
      @kittymowmow12 6 років тому +286

      James charles and jojo siwa speak in 4th grader cursive. Our DarkLord speaks in calligraphy

    • @m.b3839
      @m.b3839 6 років тому +32

      @@kittymowmow12 accurateness

    • @soupisverygood
      @soupisverygood 6 років тому

      Reagan R lmfak

    • @klarakozinkova5475
      @klarakozinkova5475 6 років тому +48

      Audio version of calligraphy

    • @selkim7611
      @selkim7611 6 років тому +1

      Focc 😂

  • @itsobviouslymary
    @itsobviouslymary 6 років тому +627

    "i'll just accuse them all of theft, it'll give them something to do."

    • @Mina-ok5qm
      @Mina-ok5qm 6 років тому +1

      Lollll

    • @BambiKeefe
      @BambiKeefe 6 років тому +1

      I couldn’t handle it when he said that! I just couldnt

  • @alanad90
    @alanad90 4 роки тому +2857

    John is the only person that can say "i don't speak broke"

    • @dataexpunged6969
      @dataexpunged6969 4 роки тому +128

      "I'm sorry, but I don't speak *peasant* "

    • @Jays6926
      @Jays6926 4 роки тому +68

      [DATA EXPUNGED] “the speech I don’t socialize with shall be peasant.”

    • @beembamb
      @beembamb 4 роки тому +64

      @@Jays6926 "I apologize but my pattern of speaking cannot be associated with those in poverty"

    • @robotzombie4754
      @robotzombie4754 Рік тому

      Hes not that rich

  • @markignaciorazo
    @markignaciorazo 6 років тому +22535

    "what do you identify as?"
    "how do you say god without sounding arrogant"
    TEA SPILLEDT

    • @milky_mercury6036
      @milky_mercury6036 6 років тому +6

      Mark Ignacio Razo what does that mean?

    • @dior2628
      @dior2628 6 років тому +14

      LMAO

    • @salazaralyssa
      @salazaralyssa 6 років тому +192

      Luv jim which part did you need clarified ?

    • @jasminestones9536
      @jasminestones9536 6 років тому +73

      geedizzy your profile pic was the reaction I had to his question 😂😂

    • @jaet875
      @jaet875 6 років тому

      Mark Ignacio Razo 😂😂

  • @marieantoinette8608
    @marieantoinette8608 6 років тому +1372

    Wig : *snatched*
    Makeup : *seamless*
    Royal family : *has left the chat*

  • @zikie
    @zikie 6 років тому +5720

    “The only clubs I go to are the ones I own” YAAAAS PREACH

    • @Nomad
      @Nomad 6 років тому

      Yeah because it's not welcome anywhere else lol

    • @Nomad
      @Nomad 6 років тому

      My point. You call that a "icon"
      that's really all you have to get into with your life?
      Find a real hobby and you might not be such a fucking loser.

    • @anonymousperson9359
      @anonymousperson9359 6 років тому +68

      Nomad what does an inanimate loser who obsesses themselves over video games know about know about getting a “real hobby”? Gtfo no one asked for ur bullshit, loser

    • @-L.S
      @-L.S 6 років тому +39

      @@Nomad more of an icon than you, at least

    • @alexiece
      @alexiece 6 років тому +12

      GIIIIRLLL, YOU JUST SNATCHED NOMAD'S WIG TO THE GROUUUUUUUUUUNDD!!!

  • @miin__99
    @miin__99 4 роки тому +3201

    He was a pure-blooded wizard in his past life, most likely a Slytherin.

    • @romanovnagenesis1944
      @romanovnagenesis1944 4 роки тому +91

      Probably a lestrange

    • @arpitachakraborty1328
      @arpitachakraborty1328 4 роки тому +33

      Like professor Snape, he only wears black!! 🧐

    • @lucie7995
      @lucie7995 4 роки тому +17

      @lo l he is of course the founder of his own house probally the secret creator of poudlard but nobody know that...

    • @fanny7921
      @fanny7921 4 роки тому +28

      He was actually the Basilisk

    • @jackierosas9593
      @jackierosas9593 4 роки тому +44

      He is Salazar Slytherin’s younger, better looking brother. JK is just waiting to tweet it.

  • @kaikai9849
    @kaikai9849 5 років тому +12415

    What is he saying? I dont speak expensive

    • @moninaalphonse6209
      @moninaalphonse6209 5 років тому +70

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @acechand
      @acechand 4 роки тому +20

      Geez hahaha 🤣

    • @xpvnr
      @xpvnr 4 роки тому +86

      what was that? sorry i can’t hear u with my airpods

    • @clxudyface6406
      @clxudyface6406 4 роки тому +10

      _lbil_ what? Can you say it again?

    • @Rcatcouture
      @Rcatcouture 4 роки тому +7

      *She

  • @kaylaboyd5511
    @kaylaboyd5511 5 років тому +6437

    “I just wanted to say how deeply sorry I am for snatching all of ur wigs”
    - John McCain 2018

    • @ToutCQJM
      @ToutCQJM 5 років тому +64

      Kayla Boyd mcCain?

    • @pbdairy
      @pbdairy 5 років тому +6

      @@ToutCQJM He really is immortal XD

    • @12dakis
      @12dakis 5 років тому +31

      It literally says Maclean in the title of the video

    • @yazoshaughnessy7429
      @yazoshaughnessy7429 5 років тому +8

      So many whooooshes in this thread

    • @qtaro-7097
      @qtaro-7097 5 років тому

      😭😭😭

  • @salmon1843
    @salmon1843 5 років тому +5588

    Nobody:
    John Maclean:I think we should schedule our deaths

    • @Daniel43453
      @Daniel43453 5 років тому +127

      Being polite includes telling all of your friends when you are going to die.

    • @yathzury
      @yathzury 5 років тому +37

      I'll schedule mine April 20th 2069

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 років тому

      Dignitas is here to help

    • @PassionPno
      @PassionPno 5 років тому +4

      I've scheduled mine on March 15, 2034.

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 років тому +26

      I'm really bad with dates, I had scheduled mine for the day before I got my EMT certification (I planned to be ran over by an ambulance for irony) but I am quite shame faced to say I missed it, I'm sorry for the inconvenience i caused everyone, my death has been postponed indefinitely

  • @MajaMVukic
    @MajaMVukic 4 роки тому +2083

    “First of all the only man taking me home is the chauffeur ,and the only clubs i go to are private members only,secret societies and the ones i own.. I’m mot going to some small dungeon!!!”

    • @murhabanblack1274
      @murhabanblack1274 4 роки тому +37

      Dungeon only for mortals not him

    • @lotosczerwony8659
      @lotosczerwony8659 4 роки тому +12

      Illuminati confirmed

    • @azulBjort_1406
      @azulBjort_1406 4 роки тому +9

      Man I ges he's I'm not going to succeed asking him to come to my asthmatic dungeon to play dungeons and dragons now am I 😅

    • @pollypocket2282
      @pollypocket2282 3 роки тому

      I literally pit my pellegrino water out when I heard it! Truly iconic!

  • @kappnkirby2000
    @kappnkirby2000 6 років тому +1931

    "How do you say God without sounding arrogant"
    can we just-

  • @mira4529
    @mira4529 6 років тому +2698

    S E A M L E S S N E S S

    • @kokumairi
      @kokumairi 6 років тому +8

      Which has always to be ensured.

  • @nat91307
    @nat91307 6 років тому +2918

    I'm starting to believe he is actually immortal...

  • @splattercombo
    @splattercombo 4 роки тому +645

    i love john maclean so much, he has such "your rich old aunt who's always wine drunk and beautiful and has looked the same your entire life" energy

  • @karateprincess1
    @karateprincess1 6 років тому +4496

    "I adore sunlight....when it's on a postcard" ICON!!

  • @TheLangston2003
    @TheLangston2003 6 років тому +2473

    *Every time I watch John's videos, my english vocabulary increases*

  • @rynnie6794
    @rynnie6794 6 років тому +10968

    edit: this, as most things, aged very poorly. my apologies
    secret life of john maclean. shane, get on that.

    • @Caro-ez6zi
      @Caro-ez6zi 6 років тому +34

      camryn b Ohhhh yesss pls

    • @WolfJulia2001
      @WolfJulia2001 6 років тому +101

      No that would spoil everything!!

    • @lizzietomlinson6521
      @lizzietomlinson6521 6 років тому +1

      camryn b yess please

    • @six6nix587
      @six6nix587 6 років тому +39

      If this doesn't happen, what even is the internet?

    • @3Vampireblood11
      @3Vampireblood11 6 років тому +98

      john is very private. he would never

  • @ButterCheeseCornGozaru
    @ButterCheeseCornGozaru 4 роки тому +773

    "so once I'm finished today, I'm going to individually contact each of my friends, even ones that are dead and to accuse each and everyone of them of theft. My ipad is probably on my bag or something but I might as well accuse it to them, It may give them something to do.."
    *QUEEN*

    • @mikem9270
      @mikem9270 3 роки тому +2

      @@devaiskander9983 "lord" I think works as well

    • @dongxuemo4090
      @dongxuemo4090 3 роки тому

      That was hilarious

  • @desireeheremaia7636
    @desireeheremaia7636 6 років тому +2300

    "Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?"
    "........................... No"

    • @darkpassionpoet2963
      @darkpassionpoet2963 5 років тому +134

      "Although, in saying that, my caviar has been reputed for alluring all the lords to the court"

  • @molly1640
    @molly1640 5 років тому +6376

    You would think after 24 thousand years all of my teeth would have grown in
    *I T S E E M S N O T*

    • @QueenPineapples
      @QueenPineapples 5 років тому +16

      haha yes he thought

    • @robotaholic
      @robotaholic 5 років тому +17

      I cant imagine her with perfect teeth. I like them how they are...all sharp and evil lol

    • @porcelainabyss
      @porcelainabyss 4 роки тому +2

      @@robotaholic isn't that a male?

    • @xlxan9170
      @xlxan9170 4 роки тому +1

      He was actually saying that as I try to read this comment.

    • @porcelainabyss
      @porcelainabyss 4 роки тому

      @Edelweiss W Vampire

  • @emmag7488
    @emmag7488 6 років тому +18571

    He sounds like he invented the English language

    • @ballsdeep4193
      @ballsdeep4193 6 років тому +538

      He probably did knowing that he can glow greater than the GoDs

    • @CS-nw9si
      @CS-nw9si 6 років тому +565

      He is 24,000 years old so it's very likely

    • @Dat_Rainbow-Haired_Dude
      @Dat_Rainbow-Haired_Dude 6 років тому +103

      He did. Duh

    • @jocastillo3533
      @jocastillo3533 6 років тому +150

      As long as he's been around, yes he did invent the English language. He was born before Christ..

    • @colin4724
      @colin4724 6 років тому +12

      Caitlyn IM CRYING AHVJSHVUE

  • @charlottemartin4715
    @charlottemartin4715 4 роки тому +313

    “First of all, *I am John Maclean* the only man that takes me home is the chauffeur”
    *powerful as fuck*

  • @yesmaam3503
    @yesmaam3503 6 років тому +1945

    why is nobody talking about how he reads the question with a magnifying glass LMAO

    • @argo12
      @argo12 6 років тому +47

      In one of his videos he explained that he is very far sighted and has difficulty seeing things close up.

    • @yesmaam3503
      @yesmaam3503 6 років тому +77

      we love a blind queen

    • @taniahurtado7112
      @taniahurtado7112 5 років тому +1

      yes maam it was expected lol

  • @anintrovert6454
    @anintrovert6454 6 років тому +593

    *Aphrodite has left the chat*

    • @memeslut7101
      @memeslut7101 6 років тому +9

      Aesthetic Chick Aphrodite has been beheaded by John 😂

    • @anintrovert6454
      @anintrovert6454 6 років тому +2

      Glowing greater THAN THE GODS!!!! YAAAASSS! 😍 Sorry I had to 😂✌

    • @memeslut7101
      @memeslut7101 6 років тому

      Aesthetic Chick lmao

    • @markoneill3719
      @markoneill3719 6 років тому +1

      Guurl you better take that back before your zapped into a flock of doves

  • @mmadi20
    @mmadi20 6 років тому +764

    I do not look like myself I feel mortal
    *cries seamlessly*

  • @Veratheprettiest
    @Veratheprettiest 4 роки тому +478

    "you'd think after twenty four thousand years of the mortal life all my teeth would have grown in by now _I T S E E M S N O T_

  • @alexsousa551
    @alexsousa551 6 років тому +406

    "I don´t feel like myself. I feel mortal !" ICONIC

  • @knowlesselizabeth1667
    @knowlesselizabeth1667 6 років тому +2215

    "The only man that takes me home, is the chauffeur" 😂YAAAS, GIRL. PREACH🙌

  • @aliciamayevsky9279
    @aliciamayevsky9279 6 років тому +1988

    “Not really sure on what to identify myself as.. how do you say ‘god’ without sounding arrogant?”😂 😂

  • @divyamuthyala6815
    @divyamuthyala6815 4 роки тому +302

    This guy could insult someone to the moon and be long gone by the time they understand that they were insulted.

  • @koko-chuu1409
    @koko-chuu1409 6 років тому +2112

    This _filum_ is pure gold.

    • @isabelbody7278
      @isabelbody7278 6 років тому +20

      Angel Hernandez it looks very nice on my epad

    • @LunarWind99
      @LunarWind99 4 роки тому +3

      I will ACCUSE all of my friends of theft, it will give them something to do x D

  • @emptiewalls4613
    @emptiewalls4613 6 років тому +12928

    *i just want to say how deeply sorry i am for snatching all your wigs*
    ICONIC

  • @beautifulbri523
    @beautifulbri523 6 років тому +3818

    I love him. His voice is so soft and sophisticated. Don’t even get me started on his amazing vocabulary.

    • @Nomad
      @Nomad 6 років тому +7

      Him?
      I thought he was trying to be a she

    • @ngxinloo3323
      @ngxinloo3323 6 років тому

      @@MIXIEKINZ wow!!!!!

    • @EmpressLilith222
      @EmpressLilith222 6 років тому +4

      Koiyo yeah but then scroll back to his first videos. This voice isn’t his natural voice...which is annoying to me

    • @dove3099
      @dove3099 6 років тому +48

      novocy
      NOOO! He's not a drag queen. You clearly don't know whats a drag queen. Look up for Trixie Mattel thats a drag queen, a character, an entertainer. He's just feminine.

    • @mhb33200
      @mhb33200 6 років тому

      @@MIXIEKINZ you're such a dumb piece of shit

  • @kayjay5349
    @kayjay5349 4 роки тому +394

    "Such a subordinate drink"
    RIP Myself
    1992 - 2020

  • @tsukichan9780
    @tsukichan9780 6 років тому +2465

    "So this is what i look like a tan, im wearing NC30. I don't look or feel like myself. I feel mortal *immortal wheeze cry* "

    • @PortalJay
      @PortalJay 6 років тому +19

      Big mood

    • @joshx5184
      @joshx5184 5 років тому +1

      Pretty on point I saw the clip while reading this

  • @FreeBehbehs
    @FreeBehbehs 6 років тому +6367

    If jefree and john collaborated it would be the first time morticia and lord voldemort appeared on youtube together 😂

    • @dusklight6529
      @dusklight6529 6 років тому +182

      Jeff T Jeffrey Star is John. Have you ever seen them in the same room???? THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT! Shane’s new theory

    • @faiwybeawy8610
      @faiwybeawy8610 5 років тому +1

      @losing dog they got 22 now 😂😂😂

    • @fifindiel2129
      @fifindiel2129 5 років тому +1

      @@faiwybeawy8610 It's 769 now

    • @faiwybeawy8610
      @faiwybeawy8610 5 років тому

      @@fifindiel2129 I see that 777 😂😂😂

    • @ihavenooriginalnameideas9036
      @ihavenooriginalnameideas9036 5 років тому +15

      When Chaotic neutral and neutral neutral meet...

  • @malenasander7906
    @malenasander7906 6 років тому +5648

    Iconic for ALMOST 4 minutes?
    ALWAYS ICONIC

  • @kimcatsue2663
    @kimcatsue2663 5 років тому +582

    1:56 “I don’t look or feel like myself, I feel mortal”

  • @sissimnt
    @sissimnt 6 років тому +700

    i'm going to individually contact all my friends
    *even the ones who are dead*

  • @bitap5416
    @bitap5416 6 років тому +581

    john: so i’m going to call all my friends and accuse them for thief.
    *THATS LITERALLY ME WHEN I LOSE SOMETHING*

  • @cubecopyright872
    @cubecopyright872 6 років тому +1902

    This is the sassiest android I've ever seen.

  • @lilbluridinghood6296
    @lilbluridinghood6296 4 роки тому +489

    "I lost my eh-pad so I'll have to use my eh-phone."

    • @maurice8180
      @maurice8180 4 роки тому

      I just discovered him, could you tell me why he pronounces it like that? 😅🤔

    • @lilbluridinghood6296
      @lilbluridinghood6296 4 роки тому +2

      @@maurice8180 🤷 this is the only vid of him I've watched.

    • @maurice8180
      @maurice8180 4 роки тому +1

      @@lilbluridinghood6296 oh, you too 😅

    • @aliciam7774
      @aliciam7774 4 роки тому +8

      @@maurice8180 i want to know too 😂 i think he's just playing a character, trying to avoid sounding ordinary, he also says filems instead of videos

    • @salvadoroars
      @salvadoroars 3 роки тому +5

      @@maurice8180 what do you mean why? That is the only way to say it. Ssying otherwise is blasphemous. Now just enjoy the filum 🤣

  • @meiji4785
    @meiji4785 6 років тому +354

    "I am John Maclean. The only man that takes me home is the chauffeur, and the only clubs I shall be going to shall be private members, secret societies, or ones I own!" *SUCH AN ICONIC QUEEN*

  • @kieradianeclark
    @kieradianeclark 6 років тому +1579

    finally someone has realized the god that is lord maclean

  • @Michelle-bi7rh
    @Michelle-bi7rh 6 років тому +2592

    Snape didn't die, he left his teaching career at Hogwarts and became a beauty God

    • @lidiaernesto8136
      @lidiaernesto8136 5 років тому +22

      Seems unlikely. For that he should have gotten over his hatred for shampoo first.

    • @Pookie1-q2w
      @Pookie1-q2w 5 років тому +9

      This is his son

  • @kauseruddin
    @kauseruddin 4 роки тому +335

    He’s the only person I’ve ever seen speak 𝒞𝓊𝓇𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒 irl

  • @Mama_Mia84
    @Mama_Mia84 6 років тому +6918

    _"I would just like to say how deeply sorry I am....._
    *"For snatching all of your wigs"*
    Classy. 👏

    • @divyanalahan5505
      @divyanalahan5505 6 років тому +7

      Heya I'm gonna comment this because every comment with thousands of likes should have a reply ok bye have a nice day

    • @Mama_Mia84
      @Mama_Mia84 6 років тому

      @@divyanalahan5505 thanks 💚

    • @not_today_satan
      @not_today_satan 6 років тому +1

      Damn. That was such a mic drop moment.

    • @memeslut7101
      @memeslut7101 6 років тому +1

      OhCarolina_ indeed

    • @lizbethvaldez3230
      @lizbethvaldez3230 6 років тому +1

      Phat mood

  • @sipstea610
    @sipstea610 6 років тому +329

    "I wouldn't have wanted to die and not tell anybody, i think it's polite to schedule that kind of thing and let people know you're going to die"

  • @eternalsnowheart
    @eternalsnowheart 6 років тому +4005

    What SPF do you wear?
    "Haute couture"
    I DIED

  • @alanapeterson8073
    @alanapeterson8073 5 років тому +164

    Fucking lost it when he said “after 24,000 years” and I legitimately believed him for .2 sec because of the immortal aura he exudes

    • @FreyjaFoxx.x
      @FreyjaFoxx.x Рік тому +1

      Cause he's an immortal being of darkness. I absolutely believe him.

  • @knowlesselizabeth1667
    @knowlesselizabeth1667 6 років тому +885

    Me: The Sun
    John: "That great, big, shiny ogre"
    😂

  • @Hunter-nr7om
    @Hunter-nr7om 6 років тому +3349

    Glow greater than the gods

    • @s.a.hbarmarymary9786
      @s.a.hbarmarymary9786 6 років тому +6

      that killed me too hhhh

    • @asobimo5532
      @asobimo5532 6 років тому +39

      "You know I never really understand when people said to me 'What do you identify as?' How do you say God without sounding arrogant"

    • @SilkStreets
      @SilkStreets 6 років тому

      That's the point...

    • @shyanmarie4405
      @shyanmarie4405 6 років тому +1

      @@Nomad No shit, Sherlock. Are you really this unintelligent? That you think insulting John betters your life in any way shape or form? 😂 Seriously. Someone torched your ass and you don't have the intelligence to just log off. You keep commenting while calling everyone else 'hobbiless losers'. What is your favorite pasttime? Making comments for us to laugh at?

    • @Nomad
      @Nomad 6 років тому

      @@shyanmarie4405 why would I care if you're laughing at me lol

  • @DrunkenEros
    @DrunkenEros 6 років тому +1477

    If you search him on Google, he's also an art director and interior designer.
    Our Lord is a businessman, not just a youtuber

    • @andyw0903
      @andyw0903 6 років тому +13

      So is Jeffree

    • @nicoledenel
      @nicoledenel 6 років тому +141

      He has acquired a lot of knowledge after so many centuries on our world

    • @dettoldisinfectant5179
      @dettoldisinfectant5179 6 років тому +11

      You should check out his video on how to lawyer a coffee table lol

    • @erikamaria6488
      @erikamaria6488 6 років тому +7

      @@andyw0903 this is a jf video ?

    • @hool839
      @hool839 6 років тому +36

      @@dettoldisinfectant5179 lacquer* I don't believe a coffee table would need legal advice

  • @almendras4830
    @almendras4830 4 роки тому +79

    I love when the algorithm makes this video pop up on my suggested page because it always looks as if John is giving the middle finger to the unlucky person in the thumbnail above lmao

  • @Danashae
    @Danashae 5 років тому +11363

    "You know, I never really understand when people say to me, 'What do you identify as?' How do you say 'God' without sounding arrogant?"
    B I G M O O D

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 років тому +420

      One of my friends said "oh my god" in front of my father and he lost it saying "we dont take the lords name in vain in this household (which, lets just clarify, yes we do we did it all the time) but so as she was just standing there awkwardly I chimed in "yeah, that's why I just say 'oh my me' and 'me damn it'" so then my dad turned on me and was like "that's the most arrogant thing I've ever heard" and I just responded "thanks, I try"

    • @LinaLa
      @LinaLa 5 років тому +7

      hehe

    • @jasonadams2467
      @jasonadams2467 5 років тому +36

      @@ConstantChaos1 thats everything

    • @은이지-m6c
      @은이지-m6c 5 років тому +9

      @@ConstantChaos1 why is this me ? I do it all the time lmao

    • @marye3974
      @marye3974 5 років тому +9

      @@ConstantChaos1 my grandmother used to say 'don't swear' if you said Jesus Christ when you were upset or oh my God. I'm betting when you said that to your dad you hyperventilated after. 😂😂😂

  • @etherealxlut
    @etherealxlut 5 років тому +2379

    “Usually I use my EPad but today I’m goin to use my EPhone”

  • @marmelaota1703
    @marmelaota1703 6 років тому +229

    I will forever love how he just showed the sun the middle finger

    • @darkantares7531
      @darkantares7531 6 років тому +2

      So it's really his middle finger?? I thought it was his index finger, lmao

    • @elise4026
      @elise4026 6 років тому

      You can bet the sky clouded right up!

  • @TheGirlinBluePyjamas
    @TheGirlinBluePyjamas 5 років тому +237

    *I felt like an uneducated peasant listening to a royalty while drooling at his gorgeousness*

  • @linsyalvarado4567
    @linsyalvarado4567 5 років тому +2301

    " I am John Maclean, the only man taking me home is my chauffeur" daaaaaaaaammmnnnn 🔥🔥🔥

    • @pieceofbasil8939
      @pieceofbasil8939 4 роки тому +20

      he said this as I was reading this comment

    • @FreyjaFoxx.x
      @FreyjaFoxx.x Рік тому

      "You won't find me cavorting around in some small dungeon" 😂😂😂

  • @marley.hendrix
    @marley.hendrix 6 років тому +6040

    If John and Jeffree collab'ed...
    *The world ain't ready.*

    • @Dennise_Who
      @Dennise_Who 6 років тому +262

      I heard Jeffree is going to take John oh his first trip to Sephora while he is in the USA. It may just be a rumor.

    • @DrunkenEros
      @DrunkenEros 6 років тому +112

      @@Dennise_Who Jeffree did tweet that at John, but who knows if that actually happened

    • @theoriginalamr
      @theoriginalamr 6 років тому +109

      Please Gods make this so.

    • @mayahueo8443
      @mayahueo8443 6 років тому +71

      Oh my god and what if they find Shane midday through the video!!
      Clock it da House!

    • @melharis4451
      @melharis4451 6 років тому +20

      *Gasp*

  • @shelbyn2201
    @shelbyn2201 6 років тому +9709

    **speaks in cursive**
    Edit: gosh darn diddly that’s a lot of likes

    • @danielm5535
      @danielm5535 6 років тому +175

      John responds in calligraphy.

    • @phoebenightcore6395
      @phoebenightcore6395 6 років тому +3

      OH MY GOD YOUR USERNAME ||-//

    • @shreya7673
      @shreya7673 6 років тому +2

      Panic! At my Black parade with Tyler and Josh yOUR USERNAME YESS

    • @theonlytrashcanintrench907
      @theonlytrashcanintrench907 6 років тому +1

      Panic! At my Black parade with Tyler and Josh hi fren ||-//

    • @shelbyn2201
      @shelbyn2201 6 років тому

      One weird Trashcan hellooo

  • @hironyx
    @hironyx 4 роки тому +600

    i'm pretty sure the addams family is inspired by john maclean

  • @WildaTheRaccoon
    @WildaTheRaccoon 5 років тому +3230

    "What level of SPF do you wear?"
    "Haute couture. That great big shiny ogre isn't getting anywhere near me."
    - flips off the Sun -
    *Iconic*

    • @caitydid1306
      @caitydid1306 5 років тому +24

      Jordan Dillon I always have to watch the part where he flips off the sun about 10 times in a row. It cracks me up every time!

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 років тому +9

      I mean I dont think it's possible for me to relate more to something

    • @daisybuchanan8205
      @daisybuchanan8205 4 роки тому +8

      I am obsessed with him flipping off the sun.

    • @leggyalyssa9000
      @leggyalyssa9000 4 роки тому +3

      I read this before I saw it in the video and I thought he actually did a backflip off of a photoshoped sun

    • @susansparke3462
      @susansparke3462 2 роки тому +2

      As someone who wears the same shades of pasty white as Lord McClean, (I'm a natural blonde and my eyes are similar in color to his) I laugh out loud every single time that part comes on since I pretty much combust when exposed to sunlight. I'm either vampire white and reflecting light in photographs or I'm the color of a boiled lobster; there is no in between with me.

  • @joanaladja8276
    @joanaladja8276 6 років тому +1245

    Usually i use my "epad" but now i have to use my "ephone"

  • @myssangela4872
    @myssangela4872 6 років тому +1352

    He has always creeped me out, but after this clip I found my new religion

    • @conexos2007
      @conexos2007 6 років тому +88

      You use to be weak now you're back in your senses

    • @katyzamolodchikova2275
      @katyzamolodchikova2275 6 років тому +47

      conexos2007 she has found the light... amen

    • @jeremaihjoshualood8469
      @jeremaihjoshualood8469 6 років тому +7

      Amen

    • @xViceBeach
      @xViceBeach 6 років тому

      Angela Morsani #FAKEFAN

    • @quieteyes307
      @quieteyes307 6 років тому +13

      I don’t know what to think. I love him, but part of me wants to think he’s a sociopath lol.

  • @ninsmzln
    @ninsmzln 5 років тому +124

    "The only man who takes me home is my chauffeur " I LOVE YOU LORD JOHN

  • @gisellefendi5793
    @gisellefendi5793 6 років тому +203

    I love how classy and sophisticated he is yet he can be silly and humorous at the same time.

  • @caitlinrivera1344
    @caitlinrivera1344 6 років тому +289

    Despite being a man, John’s got a VERY feminine body
    I also love his sassiness

  • @hollymaha4937
    @hollymaha4937 6 років тому +2828

    I can't stop imagining how done his friends must be
    John: I am accusing you of the theft of my ih Pad
    His friends: have you checked your bag John
    John: theif
    His friends: ffs John
    John: everyone I wanted to inform you that i am dying
    His friends: okay John
    John: I just thought I should let you know I didn't want to be rude
    His friends: go to sleep John

  • @tomislavacavar958
    @tomislavacavar958 3 роки тому +73

    John is a member of the Addams family - probably like Morticia's first cousin, and you can't convince me otherwise.

  • @skthebee
    @skthebee 6 років тому +1040

    "I love to glow GREATER than the gods" iconic

    • @hederabennett8521
      @hederabennett8521 6 років тому +5

      Sarah Kate Marvin he cannot glow greater than himself

    • @ofe9411
      @ofe9411 5 років тому +1

      his *crusade*

  • @toddbross2302
    @toddbross2302 6 років тому +266

    No, hold on! you missed:
    *"My caviar has been reputed for alluring all the Lords to the court"*

  • @analiacalmejane
    @analiacalmejane 6 років тому +879

    " I feel mortal 😭"
    hahahahaha I love him !

  • @daisybuchanan8205
    @daisybuchanan8205 4 роки тому +198

    When I discovered his channel yesterday, it was like stepping in a gold mine.

  • @juanecheveste4414
    @juanecheveste4414 6 років тому +1256

    Please make a compilation of him saying ‘filims’ or ‘seemless’

    • @bluebawls
      @bluebawls 6 років тому +46

      "Ever so slightly"

    • @CS-nw9si
      @CS-nw9si 6 років тому +28

      "Doubleyu doubleyu doubleyu dot You Tube dot com"

    • @ErrisJWon
      @ErrisJWon 6 років тому +5

      *seamlessness

    • @raeswiftswift
      @raeswiftswift 6 років тому +4

      *filums

  • @Hayley-gr2xf
    @Hayley-gr2xf 6 років тому +490

    You'd think after 24,000 years of immortal life that my teeth would've grown in by now, it seems not.
    He is truly an inspiration to us all

  • @AlucardPeach
    @AlucardPeach 6 років тому +7305

    He's only 24, i think. Rather interesting character he's developed and perfected at such a young age. Extremely pretentious and HILARIOUS. Nice little bit of serial killer vibe thrown in for good measure. ❤️

    • @akinadik07
      @akinadik07 6 років тому +5

      Alucard Peach Proof?

    • @akinadik07
      @akinadik07 6 років тому +353

      MissMiia John Maclean is an Aesthetic and Interior Consultant, An internationally published Celebrity Makeup Artist and Beauty Expert.
      John shares his knowledge, skills and vision on platforms such as youtube gaining him millions of views with an expanding following.
      John is Art Director for Oya Media, A london based Production Studio. He has a highly innovative and inventive approach with an exceptional eye for aesthetics in many forms, which in turn he applies to spaces, brands, products, events and services. John is the eyes of Oya.
      And you think he’s only 24? He’s basically not NEW into beauty world.

    • @allan2899
      @allan2899 6 років тому +21

      24! Oh my lord!

    • @kagitsune
      @kagitsune 6 років тому +55

      @@drnogueiras8783 This, plus the comments his sister will occasionally tease him with on his older Instagram posts. He posted a clip from an old Mugler show, playfully claiming that he was one of the models. At which point she declares that would have been about 4 at the time... 😜
      (I'm not a stalker, I just have a crazy long term memory for random tidbits 😝)

    • @leniawarz
      @leniawarz 6 років тому +13

      I read this comment in his voice, wtf

  • @J_Mirae
    @J_Mirae 4 роки тому +50

    "This is enough foundation to color correct half the moon."
    At that moment, after a minute and about 50 seconds of silence, i broke into laughter.