John Maclean being iconic for almost 4 minutes

this video in no way is to make fun of Lord Maclean I love John and all of his films. Honestly I wish I could have half of the artistic ability he has holy moly
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thanks for watching :)

[@genesissaesee9469]

“I feel.... mortal” *cries in immortal*

[@QuietTears]

*Cries in immortal*
*Shook*
I can't 😂😂

[@kamlalrauna]

rel

[@sarahriddle7211]

Big mood tho😂

[@20PINKluvr]

I love how he plays on the vampire persona

[@GullibleTarget]

I liked the *cries in Naomi Campbell* comment too

[@julietdelioncourt]

"I'm going to contact all my friends, living and dead, and accuse them." My level of pettiness.

[@brookerivers4523]

I heard this and was just like "God that's me"

[@meganlundeen9307]

@@brookerivers4523 Same xD

[@imshakingsis2014]

Dead Girl Jules the “it will give them something to do” killed me lol 😂

[@ConstantChaos1]

@@imshakingsis2014 every time i start drama that's exactly what I'm thinking lmao

[@teramonte7077]

😂

[@wolfspade1646]

"The only man taking me home is the chauffeur" FLEX QUEEN

[@sourad.e5661]

Wolf Spade 😂

[@layinglo]

Wolf Spade 100% FLEX

[@khaleesikimber7380]

Me literally lol 😂

[@alittleyehetandyohorat7365]

What is that I'm sorry i can't speak macclean

[@giffra95]

Mocha Vibes 2:28

[@Melleina]

"I could not find my i-pad. So, I will be contacting every one of my friends, even the ones that are dead, and accuse them of theft,'
I flatlined.

[@ananyaneralla5382]

"It is probably just in my bag but I am going to do it anyway. It will give them something to do."😂😂😂 Lord hath no chill.

[@whyamigae9666]

It’s not *I-pad*
It’s *Eh-pad*

[@syaddup]

HAHAHAHHA

[@marialovesmusicalot]

I think i need subtitles to understand half of this...

[@hoziersexual]

Why...why did I read this when he said this in video?

[@olive-rn3ui]

he speaks in calligraphy

[@cuponoodles7541]

true ♥

[@sprinklesfromthehood8579]

I was going to say italics but we're getting somewhere

[@theonlyjezebel]

Oh my god i cackled

[@aleczanny1797]

How does he do it? So beautiful

[@witchfxre5117]

Soo true

[@alfredcarignano4257]

“The only man that takes me home is the chauffeur”
-John Maclean 2018

[@Youonlyliveonce96-v1y]

Why not driver? Where is the driver? Lmao

[@fettuccinijuice2264]

@@Youonlyliveonce96-v1y Bro, the chauffeur IS the driver.

[@shinymilotic778]

4k

[@AlvaroLeoncio]

FEMINIST ICON

[@myhamspeaks2812]

My entire decretals becomes oilier than Saudi Arabia

[@roisin1159]

**cries in mortal**

[@btsbwl7264]

LMAOOO

[@belikereepicheep]

He's so intriguing. When I first started watching him I was amazed by his matter of speaking and personality, but then you realize that he also has a great sense of humor that's quite dry and tongue in cheek.

[@BigRedShadevil]

Weirdlikeafox
Omg, same here! He won me over with his sense of humor about himself. I also love his videos where he tries out light shades of makeup because I’m very, very fair.

[@mxhcxl]

Yeah, great humor. Just like queen Elizabeth

[@ambrosiaaa9064]

Its why I love him so much. He’s so unique but it’s so captivating and it seems really genuine as well. And above all he’s unproblematic and deserves a lot more subscribers

[@ilsazzi]

he's a gemini, it fits the description

[@thewitch5951]

@@ambrosiaaa9064 and shes beautiful

[@emmag7488]

He sounds like he invented the English language

[@ballsdeep4193]

He probably did knowing that he can glow greater than the GoDs

[@CS-nw9si]

He is 24,000 years old so it's very likely

[@Dat_Rainbow-Haired_Dude]

He did. Duh

[@jocastillo3533]

As long as he's been around, yes he did invent the English language. He was born before Christ..

[@colin4724]

Caitlyn IM CRYING AHVJSHVUE

[@eljhsndbusiness4730]

*He talks like he owns castles and a dragon.*

[@yudai112]

Elaij Dio Daenarys wig was snatched ahaah

[@francesinjune]

He probably does

[@chuuna3962]

he definitely does

[@RedVelvetRabbit]

He is the dragon of the castle.

[@batu5180]

She talks like she is some ascended being
Edit : wait, 'HE'?

[@mira4529]

S E A M L E S S N E S S

[@kokumairi]

Which has always to be ensured.

[@jenniferjimenez6748]

I feel like my I.Q rises everytime i listen to John Mclean speak

[@Spiderpunkrocks]

My speech construction and vocubalary strangely improves after watching the video 👁️👄👁️

[@xXHatsuneMikuFanXx]

_"i'm going to individually contact all my friends, including the ones that are dead."_
ouija boards could _never,_ and charlie charlie was found _deceased_ this morning

[@alayshaking5803]

I'm dying😂💀💀

[@jokingpirate]

Omg 😂😂

[@johnson7534]

OUIJA 3 CONFIRMED

[@adaobianajemba3363]

That line made me laugh so hard

[@anninurminen6726]

I thought he said "Ignore the ones that are dead"

[@marieantoinette8608]

Wig : *snatched*
Makeup : *seamless*
Royal family : *has left the chat*

[@crunchyyroadkillll]

Sketch Me bank accounts : *murdered*

[@lyanafareeha538]

Hotel : trivago

[@mmadi20]

I do not look like myself I feel mortal
*cries seamlessly*

[@wildcat2104]

“What do you identify as?”
John: “ How do you say God without sounding arrogant?”

[@azriel9510]

I can relate 😌

[@pollypocket2282]

And is completely right!

[@LONNESYRUPBITCH]

@@pollypocket2282 No. Christ is Lord!

[@kerbalengineeringsystems7415]

it's giving "do you believe in god?"
"I AM GOD"

[@karli5176]

*queen Elizabeth has left the chat*

[@isaiah779]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@jordi1748]

He’s not English L MAOOO

[@gayfish5942]

😂😂😂😂 this is fucking great

[@Sam-fq9sz]

Im dead

[@evanfox487]

HE SNATCHED HER WEAVE

[@madisonkoskiven605]

"how deeply sorry I am for snatching all your wigs"

[@victoredwardo9485]

he did

[@peanut4310]

I know where mine is

[@kantrelatekris8699]

Freaking *Iconic*

[@missmariejd]

Best shit I've heard in my whole existence 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@karateprincess1]

"I adore sunlight....when it's on a postcard" ICON!!

[@johanericsson2403]

He's equal parts pretentious and comedically aware of how pretentious he is...lol.

[@kierrakim4761]

Lol he’s purposely being pretentious

[@venio9418]

Spot on

[@akumayoxiruma]

Who is that beautiful person in Johan's profile picture?

[@christallaktorides6904]

Don’t think he is pretentious

[@hellaSwankkyToo]

yes! LOL this is an almost perfect description.
only thing i'd add is that his pretentiousness is....not fake or a facade but....🤔 not a full representation.
terrible wording 😅 but what i'm trying to say is that his self-awareness leads me to believe he's not pretentious in that he believes he's better than others.
he doesn't give pretentious in an arrogant way. just grand! he gives...opulence!
he's got a swanky personality! ostentatious w|o the arrogance! just confidence, self-love, + self-assuredness on MAX. LOL i hope this makes sense.
TL;DR - i agree. 😅

[@Alamickie]

John is an immortal that has been around so long that he got bored of doing all the crazy immortal stuff and just decided to become a beauty guru

[@inquisitor596]

What's scary is...this could be true lmao

[@corkyromero8071]

teddybaird95 you know come to think of it you could be right

[@Cruz4cool]

I just screeched

[@ngoctruong4888]

Same here LOL

[@silvastone1691]

If that was a show I'd watch it.

[@markignaciorazo]

"what do you identify as?"
"how do you say god without sounding arrogant"
TEA SPILLEDT

[@milky_mercury6036]

Mark Ignacio Razo what does that mean?

[@dior2628]

LMAO

[@salazaralyssa]

Luv jim which part did you need clarified ?

[@jasminestones9536]

geedizzy your profile pic was the reaction I had to his question 😂😂

[@Thee_anonymous_jae]

Mark Ignacio Razo 😂😂

[@malenasander7906]

Iconic for ALMOST 4 minutes?
ALWAYS ICONIC

[@fatyj9053]

the almost was reffered to the 4 minutes

[@moranaschronicles]

Malena Sander FAX

[@alanad90]

John is the only person that can say "i don't speak broke"

[@dataexpunged6969]

"I'm sorry, but I don't speak *peasant* "

[@Jays6926]

[DATA EXPUNGED] “the speech I don’t socialize with shall be peasant.”

[@beembamb]

@@Jays6926 "I apologize but my pattern of speaking cannot be associated with those in poverty"

[@robotzombie4754]

Hes not that rich

[@amazonprime234]

If cursive was a language it would his voice

[@capulet2225]

Cringey Waffle more like times new Roman

[@Martin-xh1hd]

What?

[@linaa2117]

His??

[@jeisonl593]

@@linaa2117 yes he said he was a he in one of his videos

[@alienskunk8241]

@@linaa2117 yep, it's a man, his name is John and he has a john

[@purple455]

"what type of spf do you wear" "haute couture" OMG IM DEAD

[@gyrachman]

There... 666 likes! How fitting

[@abhilashaallyamman8610]

Omg yes bitch...😉😉😉😗

[@labonihira]

Now there is 2222 likes xD

[@purple455]

*waiting for that 6669*

[@n.a.a]

this man is a legend

[@kaylaboyd5511]

“I just wanted to say how deeply sorry I am for snatching all of ur wigs”
- John McCain 2018

[@ToutCQJM]

Kayla Boyd mcCain?

[@pbdairy]

@@ToutCQJM He really is immortal XD

[@12dakis]

It literally says Maclean in the title of the video

[@yazoshaughnessy7429]

So many whooooshes in this thread

[@qtaro-7097]

😭😭😭

[@miin__99]

He was a pure-blooded wizard in his past life, most likely a Slytherin.

[@romanovnagenesis1944]

Probably a lestrange

[@arpitachakraborty1328]

Like professor Snape, he only wears black!! 🧐

[@lucie7995]

@lo l he is of course the founder of his own house probally the secret creator of poudlard but nobody know that...

[@fanny7921]

He was actually the Basilisk

[@jackierosas9593]

He is Salazar Slytherin’s younger, better looking brother. JK is just waiting to tweet it.

[@aliciamayevsky9279]

“Not really sure on what to identify myself as.. how do you say ‘god’ without sounding arrogant?”😂 😂

[@desireeheremaia7636]

"Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?"
"........................... No"

[@darkpassionpoet2963]

"Although, in saying that, my caviar has been reputed for alluring all the lords to the court"

[@koko-chuu1409]

This _filum_ is pure gold.

[@isabelbody7278]

Angel Hernandez it looks very nice on my epad

[@LunarWind99]

I will ACCUSE all of my friends of theft, it will give them something to do x D

[@MajaMVukic]

“First of all the only man taking me home is the chauffeur ,and the only clubs i go to are private members only,secret societies and the ones i own.. I’m mot going to some small dungeon!!!”

[@murhabanblack1274]

Dungeon only for mortals not him

[@lotosczerwony8659]

Illuminati confirmed

[@azulBjort_1406]

Man I ges he's I'm not going to succeed asking him to come to my asthmatic dungeon to play dungeons and dragons now am I 😅

[@pollypocket2282]

I literally pit my pellegrino water out when I heard it! Truly iconic!

[@jackipalmateer4624]

“I absolutely love the sun...but only when it’s on a postcard”

[@lovezys1235]

I relate

[@tsukichan9780]

"So this is what i look like a tan, im wearing NC30. I don't look or feel like myself. I feel mortal *immortal wheeze cry* "

[@PortalJay]

Big mood

[@joshx5184]

Pretty on point I saw the clip while reading this

[@emptiewalls4613]

*i just want to say how deeply sorry i am for snatching all your wigs*
ICONIC

[@maymestanton413]

SHOOK TO THE HOUSE

[@peachplease3221]

Dont you mean econic

[@birkinkeeper7135]

some hot tea please 😂😭😭

[@ghost-fs7th]

Wow I read this as he said it that was weird

[@yes5792]

@@ghost-fs7th SAME LMAO

[@splattercombo]

i love john maclean so much, he has such "your rich old aunt who's always wine drunk and beautiful and has looked the same your entire life" energy

[@salmon1843]

Nobody:
John Maclean:I think we should schedule our deaths

[@Daniel43453]

Being polite includes telling all of your friends when you are going to die.

[@yathzury]

I'll schedule mine April 20th 2069

[@ConstantChaos1]

Dignitas is here to help

[@PassionPno]

I've scheduled mine on March 15, 2034.

[@ConstantChaos1]

I'm really bad with dates, I had scheduled mine for the day before I got my EMT certification (I planned to be ran over by an ambulance for irony) but I am quite shame faced to say I missed it, I'm sorry for the inconvenience i caused everyone, my death has been postponed indefinitely

[@zikie]

“The only clubs I go to are the ones I own” YAAAAS PREACH

[@Nomad]

Yeah because it's not welcome anywhere else lol

[@Nomad]

My point. You call that a "icon"
that's really all you have to get into with your life?
Find a real hobby and you might not be such a fucking loser.

[@anonymousperson9359]

Nomad what does an inanimate loser who obsesses themselves over video games know about know about getting a “real hobby”? Gtfo no one asked for ur bullshit, loser

[@-L.S]

@@Nomad more of an icon than you, at least

[@alexiece]

GIIIIRLLL, YOU JUST SNATCHED NOMAD'S WIG TO THE GROUUUUUUUUUUNDD!!!

[@thetea4171]

Loki if he was a beauty guru

[@Bronzeflame2489]

this comment is golden y'all

[@sweetsugarhoneycandy5458]

Oh. My. God. Yes!

[@RaeBae860]

The Tea 😂😂😂

[@HM-aquila]

Omg 😂😂

[@Butterflier00]

what do you mean by IF....

[@ButterCheeseCornGozaru]

"so once I'm finished today, I'm going to individually contact each of my friends, even ones that are dead and to accuse each and everyone of them of theft. My ipad is probably on my bag or something but I might as well accuse it to them, It may give them something to do.."
*QUEEN*

[@mikem9270]

@@devaiskander9983 "lord" I think works as well

[@dongxuemo4090]

That was hilarious

[@aliyahechavarria3842]

His voice makes me feel poor

[@memeslut7101]

_aliyah _ ikr

[@ethanielhalling9426]

SJSKSJSJSJJSJSJSK

[@Plasticityy]

samennds

[@erash4171]

SAME

[@Thee_anonymous_jae]

_aliyah _ same af 😂😂

[@itsobviouslymary]

"i'll just accuse them all of theft, it'll give them something to do."

[@Mina-ok5qm]

Lollll

[@BambiKeefe]

I couldn’t handle it when he said that! I just couldnt

[@beautifulbri523]

I love him. His voice is so soft and sophisticated. Don’t even get me started on his amazing vocabulary.

[@Nomad]

Him?
I thought he was trying to be a she

[@ngxinloo3323]

@@MIXIEKINZ wow!!!!!

[@EmpressLilith222]

Koiyo yeah but then scroll back to his first videos. This voice isn’t his natural voice...which is annoying to me

[@dove3099]

novocy
NOOO! He's not a drag queen. You clearly don't know whats a drag queen. Look up for Trixie Mattel thats a drag queen, a character, an entertainer. He's just feminine.

[@mhb33200]

@@MIXIEKINZ you're such a dumb piece of shit

[@Veratheprettiest]

"you'd think after twenty four thousand years of the mortal life all my teeth would have grown in by now _I T S E E M S N O T_

[@molly1640]

You would think after 24 thousand years all of my teeth would have grown in
*I T S E E M S N O T*

[@QueenPineapples]

haha yes he thought

[@robotaholic]

I cant imagine her with perfect teeth. I like them how they are...all sharp and evil lol

[@porcelainabyss]

@@robotaholic isn't that a male?

[@xlxan9170]

He was actually saying that as I try to read this comment.

[@porcelainabyss]

@Edelweiss W Vampire

[@TheLangston2003]

*Every time I watch John's videos, my english vocabulary increases*

[@apollorollo7003]

Saaame

[@anna-kk4zl]

V's deep voice makes me internally scream
agreed man

[@nakyum69]

Army

[@apollorollo7003]

@@nakyum69 yaaas

[@cristiansnow9155]

Indeed

[@meiji4785]

"I am John Maclean. The only man that takes me home is the chauffeur, and the only clubs I shall be going to shall be private members, secret societies, or ones I own!" *SUCH AN ICONIC QUEEN*

[@divyamuthyala6815]

This guy could insult someone to the moon and be long gone by the time they understand that they were insulted.

[@kappnkirby2000]

"How do you say God without sounding arrogant"
can we just-

[@hyungutz8180]

JACKSON

[@eeshasharma7804]

lorenzo the dandeloni oh uea we got some i gots here

[@liaranejatorres4248]

YES LMAOOO

[@kappnkirby2000]

aye fellow ahgases oops

[@kappnkirby2000]

did not expect to get 1.3k likes tho yeehaw 🤠

[@alexsousa551]

"I don´t feel like myself. I feel mortal !" ICONIC

[@knowlesselizabeth1667]

"The only man that takes me home, is the chauffeur" 😂YAAAS, GIRL. PREACH🙌

[@getoveryourself6312]

LOOOOL THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE THING

[@isata7246]

*can relate*

[@LONNESYRUPBITCH]

Cringe

[@charlottemartin4715]

“First of all, *I am John Maclean* the only man that takes me home is the chauffeur”
*powerful as fuck*

[@yesmaam3503]

why is nobody talking about how he reads the question with a magnifying glass LMAO

[@argo12]

In one of his videos he explained that he is very far sighted and has difficulty seeing things close up.

[@yesmaam3503]

we love a blind queen

[@taniahurtado7112]

yes maam it was expected lol

[@Maddie-ri8ct]

I knew Snape didn’t actually die.

[@sungiechu3870]

Maddiex LMFAOOKSNSKSM

[@elenakendrick6279]

You are wrong for that my friend LoL 😂 😂😂 😂

[@annettecruz8830]

Snape could never

[@jocastillo3533]

More like Loki, the refined God of mischief 😁 He's a God and he's certainly been around for a VERY long time..

[@elebecepe]

I read somewhere that if Meryl Streep and Severus Snape had spawned a child it would look like him ;)-

[@eternalsnowheart]

What SPF do you wear?
"Haute couture"
I DIED

[@emmahume]

SugaKooks “that big shiny ogre isn’t getting anywhere near me” best Scottish you tuber ever

[@emmahume]

SugaKooks o

[@NobodyInParticular45]

*flips off the sun*

[@killianmurphu4320]

SugaKooks deceased 💀💀

[@thedualityofkimtaehyungisr1743]

I swear im always seeing army on any video i watch

[@kimcatsue2663]

1:56 “I don’t look or feel like myself, I feel mortal”

[@bitap5416]

john: so i’m going to call all my friends and accuse them for thief.
*THATS LITERALLY ME WHEN I LOSE SOMETHING*

[@Mama_Mia84]

_"I would just like to say how deeply sorry I am....._
*"For snatching all of your wigs"*
Classy. 👏

[@divyanalahan5505]

Heya I'm gonna comment this because every comment with thousands of likes should have a reply ok bye have a nice day

[@Mama_Mia84]

@@divyanalahan5505 thanks 💚

[@not_today_satan]

Damn. That was such a mic drop moment.

[@memeslut7101]

OhCarolina_ indeed

[@lizbethvaldez3230]

Phat mood

[@knowlesselizabeth1667]

Me: The Sun
John: "That great, big, shiny ogre"
😂

[@kayjay5349]

"Such a subordinate drink"
RIP Myself
1992 - 2020

[@anintrovert6454]

*Aphrodite has left the chat*

[@memeslut7101]

Aesthetic Chick Aphrodite has been beheaded by John 😂

[@anintrovert6454]

Glowing greater THAN THE GODS!!!! YAAAASSS! 😍 Sorry I had to 😂✌

[@memeslut7101]

Aesthetic Chick lmao

[@markoneill3719]

Guurl you better take that back before your zapped into a flock of doves

[@etherealxlut]

“Usually I use my EPad but today I’m goin to use my EPhone”

[@FreeBehbehs]

If jefree and john collaborated it would be the first time morticia and lord voldemort appeared on youtube together 😂

[@dusklight6529]

Jeff T Jeffrey Star is John. Have you ever seen them in the same room???? THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT! Shane’s new theory

[@SewenityuwuTTV]

@losing dog they got 22 now 😂😂😂

[@fifindiel2129]

@@SewenityuwuTTV It's 769 now

[@SewenityuwuTTV]

@@fifindiel2129 I see that 777 😂😂😂

[@ihavenooriginalnameideas9036]

When Chaotic neutral and neutral neutral meet...

[@lilbluridinghood6296]

"I lost my eh-pad so I'll have to use my eh-phone."

[@maurice8180]

I just discovered him, could you tell me why he pronounces it like that? 😅🤔

[@lilbluridinghood6296]

@@maurice8180 🤷 this is the only vid of him I've watched.

[@maurice8180]

@@lilbluridinghood6296 oh, you too 😅

[@aliciam7774]

@@maurice8180 i want to know too 😂 i think he's just playing a character, trying to avoid sounding ordinary, he also says filems instead of videos

[@salvadoroars]

@@maurice8180 what do you mean why? That is the only way to say it. Ssying otherwise is blasphemous. Now just enjoy the filum 🤣

[@reaganr458]

It sounds like he speaks in cursive

[@kittymowmow12]

James charles and jojo siwa speak in 4th grader cursive. Our DarkLord speaks in calligraphy

[@m.b3839]

@@kittymowmow12 accurateness

[@soupisverygood]

Reagan R lmfak

[@klarakozinkova5475]

Audio version of calligraphy

[@selkim7611]

Focc 😂

[@kieradianeclark]

finally someone has realized the god that is lord maclean

[@stormmoyer7127]

@@stephaniejohnson8386 wtf???

[@kaikai9849]

What is he saying? I dont speak expensive

[@moninaalphonse6209]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@acechand]

Geez hahaha 🤣

[@xpvnr]

what was that? sorry i can’t hear u with my airpods

[@clxudyface6406]

_lbil_ what? Can you say it again?

[@Rcatcouture]

*She

[@kauseruddin]

He’s the only person I’ve ever seen speak 𝒞𝓊𝓇𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒 irl

[@sipstea610]

"I wouldn't have wanted to die and not tell anybody, i think it's polite to schedule that kind of thing and let people know you're going to die"

[@rynnie6794]

edit: this, as most things, aged very poorly. my apologies
secret life of john maclean. shane, get on that.

[@Caro-ez6zi]

camryn b Ohhhh yesss pls

[@WolfJulia2001]

No that would spoil everything!!

[@lizzietomlinson6521]

camryn b yess please

[@six6nix587]

If this doesn't happen, what even is the internet?

[@3Vampireblood11]

john is very private. he would never

[@linsyalvarado4567]

" I am John Maclean, the only man taking me home is my chauffeur" daaaaaaaaammmnnnn 🔥🔥🔥

[@pieceofbasil8939]

he said this as I was reading this comment

[@FreyjaFoxx.x]

"You won't find me cavorting around in some small dungeon" 😂😂😂

[@alanapeterson8073]

Fucking lost it when he said “after 24,000 years” and I legitimately believed him for .2 sec because of the immortal aura he exudes

[@FreyjaFoxx.x]

Cause he's an immortal being of darkness. I absolutely believe him.

[@Salma-yo6ns]

@@FreyjaFoxx.xI believe it too 😭

[@shelbyn2201]

**speaks in cursive**
Edit: gosh darn diddly that’s a lot of likes

[@danielm5535]

John responds in calligraphy.

[@phoebenightcore6395]

OH MY GOD YOUR USERNAME ||-//

[@shreya7673]

Panic! At my Black parade with Tyler and Josh yOUR USERNAME YESS

[@theonlytrashcanintrench907]

Panic! At my Black parade with Tyler and Josh hi fren ||-//

[@shelbyn2201]

One weird Trashcan hellooo

[@Hayley-gr2xf]

You'd think after 24,000 years of immortal life that my teeth would've grown in by now, it seems not.
He is truly an inspiration to us all

[@cubecopyright872]

This is the sassiest android I've ever seen.

[@lucasbrasiliano8768]

I LAUGHED SO HARD GOOD GOD

[@uk-mn1sq]

🙄

[@TheGirlinBluePyjamas]

*I felt like an uneducated peasant listening to a royalty while drooling at his gorgeousness*

[@nat91307]

I'm starting to believe he is actually immortal...

[@lordvoldemort5533]

same I can't imagine him dying

[@papoyk.476]

me too

[@katyzamolodchikova2275]

Phelloe he is... obviously

[@0Briona_Love0]

Same

[@milanxo2920]

I made your likes 666 😂

[@sissimnt]

i'm going to individually contact all my friends
*even the ones who are dead*

[@jasminerainbow6645]

this had me dead

[@gisellefendi5793]

I love how classy and sophisticated he is yet he can be silly and humorous at the same time.

[@almendras4830]

I love when the algorithm makes this video pop up on my suggested page because it always looks as if John is giving the middle finger to the unlucky person in the thumbnail above lmao

[@Michelle-bi7rh]

Snape didn't die, he left his teaching career at Hogwarts and became a beauty God

[@lidiaernesto8136]

Seems unlikely. For that he should have gotten over his hatred for shampoo first.

[@Pookie1-q2w]

This is his son

[@Hunter-nr7om]

Glow greater than the gods

[@s.a.hbarmarymary9786]

that killed me too hhhh

[@asobimo5532]

"You know I never really understand when people said to me 'What do you identify as?' How do you say God without sounding arrogant"

[@SilkStreets]

That's the point...

[@shyanmarie4405]

@@Nomad No shit, Sherlock. Are you really this unintelligent? That you think insulting John betters your life in any way shape or form? 😂 Seriously. Someone torched your ass and you don't have the intelligence to just log off. You keep commenting while calling everyone else 'hobbiless losers'. What is your favorite pasttime? Making comments for us to laugh at?

[@Nomad]

@@shyanmarie4405 why would I care if you're laughing at me lol

[@joanaladja8276]

Usually i use my "epad" but now i have to use my "ephone"

[@tomislavacavar958]

John is a member of the Addams family - probably like Morticia's first cousin, and you can't convince me otherwise.

[@analiacalmejane]

" I feel mortal 😭"
hahahahaha I love him !

[@Rita-qz4gb]

*my epad has gone missing*

[@CKayh]

Tragic so im reading your questions on my ephone

[@sier3386]

I love that he’s getting so much recognition recently! So many people are finding him and falling in love with him as they should 😭💜

[@sleepyartist6065]

Yes i watched him when he first made his vids long ago

[@snowflake3387]

Ikr 😭😭😭

[@jiminsmami6737]

SAME

[@kannyvalley9176]

I found his fenty video since then I pledgedddd

[@alexthomas6227]

That's a guy? I was wondering if John was a unisex name and now I'm feeling stupid

[@ninsmzln]

"The only man who takes me home is my chauffeur " I LOVE YOU LORD JOHN

[@caribbeantigress]

John doesn’t fart: he let’s out this magnificent air out of one of his orifices with such an opulence that reminds me of the dust a sarcophagus lets out when disturbed...

[@GlamAngel24]

XD XD

[@JackieAyyy]

Omg I’m HYSTERICAL!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

[@erinnx5398]

OH MY GOD

[@alliesiruta1067]

OH MY GOD

[@yusrina3761]

im wheezing

[@AlucardPeach]

He's only 24, i think. Rather interesting character he's developed and perfected at such a young age. Extremely pretentious and HILARIOUS. Nice little bit of serial killer vibe thrown in for good measure. ❤️

[@akinadik07]

Alucard Peach Proof?

[@akinadik07]

MissMiia John Maclean is an Aesthetic and Interior Consultant, An internationally published Celebrity Makeup Artist and Beauty Expert.
John shares his knowledge, skills and vision on platforms such as youtube gaining him millions of views with an expanding following.
John is Art Director for Oya Media, A london based Production Studio. He has a highly innovative and inventive approach with an exceptional eye for aesthetics in many forms, which in turn he applies to spaces, brands, products, events and services. John is the eyes of Oya.
And you think he’s only 24? He’s basically not NEW into beauty world.

[@allan2899]

24! Oh my lord!

[@kagitsune]

@@drnogueiras8783 This, plus the comments his sister will occasionally tease him with on his older Instagram posts. He posted a clip from an old Mugler show, playfully claiming that he was one of the models. At which point she declares that would have been about 4 at the time... 😜
(I'm not a stalker, I just have a crazy long term memory for random tidbits 😝)

[@leniawarz]

I read this comment in his voice, wtf

[@MissMercury4872]

He has always creeped me out, but after this clip I found my new religion

[@conexos2007]

You use to be weak now you're back in your senses

[@katyzamolodchikova2275]

conexos2007 she has found the light... amen

[@jeremaihjoshualood8469]

Amen

[@xViceBeach]

Angela Morsani #FAKEFAN

[@quieteyes307]

I don’t know what to think. I love him, but part of me wants to think he’s a sociopath lol.

[@hironyx]

i'm pretty sure the addams family is inspired by john maclean

[@toddbross2302]

No, hold on! you missed:
*"My caviar has been reputed for alluring all the Lords to the court"*

[@conexos2007]

In what video ?

[@neoandroid8586]

conexos2007 Johns 3rd Q&A video

[@AndrewDoherty]

Your editing is fast approaching.... .... .... seamlessness

[@user-xp2lz8qk3q]

Your face is seamless

[@caffein3268]

@Fallen Panda saaame

[@AndrewDoherty]

❤️

[@skthebee]

"I love to glow GREATER than the gods" iconic

[@hederabennett8521]

Sarah Kate Marvin he cannot glow greater than himself

[@ofe9411]

his *crusade*

[@J_Mirae]

"This is enough foundation to color correct half the moon."
At that moment, after a minute and about 50 seconds of silence, i broke into laughter.

[@lisa-marieeichberg1541]

"I loooove the sunshine... if it's on a postcard"
iconic

[@WildaTheRaccoon]

"What level of SPF do you wear?"
"Haute couture. That great big shiny ogre isn't getting anywhere near me."
- flips off the Sun -
*Iconic*

[@caitydid1306]

Jordan Dillon I always have to watch the part where he flips off the sun about 10 times in a row. It cracks me up every time!

[@ConstantChaos1]

I mean I dont think it's possible for me to relate more to something

[@daisybuchanan8205]

I am obsessed with him flipping off the sun.

[@leggyalyssa9000]

I read this before I saw it in the video and I thought he actually did a backflip off of a photoshoped sun

[@susansparke3462]

As someone who wears the same shades of pasty white as Lord McClean, (I'm a natural blonde and my eyes are similar in color to his) I laugh out loud every single time that part comes on since I pretty much combust when exposed to sunlight. I'm either vampire white and reflecting light in photographs or I'm the color of a boiled lobster; there is no in between with me.

[@VichyGlitterGun]

*How do you say God without sounding arrogant*
I have a new religion

[@ninaboninabananafofannaosa13]

Ooh John MacLean is my lord and savior

[@kagitsune]

You make a religion out of thi... No wait YES DO 🙏💕

[@nana8144]

Time?

[@VichyGlitterGun]

「mimi」 「c u t i e」 3.06

[@rozikakoljeraj9975]

He kinda looks like Loki.I'm living for it

[@daisybuchanan8205]

When I discovered his channel yesterday, it was like stepping in a gold mine.

[@murhabanblack1274]

Im looking for coper i found gold