Me: *I don't want to say it wrong.* John: *_I am hesitant to articulate the exact title of this brush in fear that I may deviate from the highest degrees of accuracy._*
Can you imagine our Lord playing a horror game and then getting jumpscared? **Jumpscare** **Slightly moves** Well I am certainly aghast ever so slightly!
I work at a haunted house and I really wish our Lord would come through. John is so fierce and lovely that it's probably scarier than me being purposely scary haha
His voice has changed sooo much either its cuz he stayed in london longer amount of time cuz he lives there even tho in england we dnt speak like that or he is very clever 😂
When I apply blush, i have John's voice in my head saying "apply ever so slightly, soften and blur any edges to ensure seamlessness". Actually makes me apply less blush and it looks better
even the way john says that he doesn’t know the name of a brush is amazing, you can’t not love everything about john “I am hesistant to articulate the exact title of this brush in fear that I may deviate from the highest degree of accuracy”
I actually feel like I’m learning something when I watch John’s tutorials. He genuinely knows the techniques, the impact of the brushes etc so well and I trust what he’s saying. He also uses consistent products that he knows work effectively rather than a different product in every video which makes me feel like the product isn’t a worthwhile investment. This is a true make up artist.
1:15 "I think it is useful to take the viewpoint that beauty isnt necessarily about just the appearance of things, it's also about how it makes you feel better. If something makes you feel better, then I think that is a beautiful thing." *thank you daddy queen, you're superb in all things beautiful*
Another channel mentioned you, and I didn’t know who you were. I came to your channel to find out and now I can’t believe I didn’t discover you in all this years watching UA-cam. I fell in love from the very first moment I saw your content. Can’t put a finger on why you are so hypnotising but here I am... being a new fan of yours (and I’m not even into make up that much!:)
I honestly feel so sophisticated when I watch your videos. I also feel my intelligence increasing due to how detailed you are with explaining your process/the products.
I adore you, just lost my nephew we raised like a son to leukemia and your videos help me so much. It's nice we seem to have a lot in common. Thank you
Can I ask why is John underrated? Seriously gives great and thorough tutorials and has such an eloquent voice. He deserves so much love and subscribers!
john mclean:“i love to let it heal by itself, i think that is the best way” me, shoving full coverage concealer on my pimples and scabs of previous pimples: “how interesting”
Agreeeeeeee ~ we have this, and “subscribe to my channel” in nails on chalkboard voice ~ I don’t get it ..... law of opposites, high class/no class I guess? 😁
Paris, 1922 was the last time we had tea, and I remember it fondly. It was in a lovely little cafe that we chatted about our dear friend Oscar, who departed tragically in the “City of Light” 22 years before.
I have no idea how I consistently watched UA-cam without watching you until very recently, it has definitely improved the experience on here. You are so very entertaining to watch and I love how true you are to yourself ♥️
"And we all know that the great Art of Seamlessness is above all...IMPORTANT." This was hilariously and perfectly delivered. Our Dark Lord can moonlight as a comedian. 😂
Kissing ass and talking trash isnt going to propel you anywhere you want to be, unless its in the "block" list! Thats just an advice, for the future.. I strongly dislike women like you..can see through you too! Just eww.. and btw, ive come across many fabulous WOMEN ,who create wonderful looks as well, so no need to talk bad about others, just because you're obsessed with one particular person!!
Does John Maclean know deeply about topics other than make-up? It would be amazing to listen to him speaking about History, proper manners, how to dress timeless and seamless, or like... anything! I would subscribe to that channel as well...
He's very very intelligent. I recently read an interview with the Lord and he is so amazingly smart on a lot of topics. I go back and re-read it because I like to imagine his voice while reading it lol
There's videos of him doing Q and As if you want to listen to him talk about other things. He talked about feminism and homosexuality which was pretty incredible.
Such a beautiful look. I really love the more refined, "less is more" looks. I love the vast variety of looks that one can create with makeup and wish that there were more of that variety in the makeup I see people wearing on a day to day basis. Everyday does not have to be the same full coverage face of makeup with dramatic eye looks. There are some very wonderful tips and techniques in John's films. I'm so happy I found his channel.
I'm just so happy that there's a chanel on UA-cam like this. Not only his way of speaking, his humor and his talent for makeup and teaching... he also doesn't approach drama. His videos are really calm yet entertaining. I really like it, thank you for this kind of content, Lord Maclean. Love from Portugal!
Thank you so much for not flowing with the trends that are found here on UA-cam. Thank you for actually teaching makeup. Thank you. I actually learn from your videos. I felt that this was important to be said :p
I’m honestly convinced that lord Maclean lives in a separate demi plane and only comes here to grace us with his gifts of knowledge and the art of Seamlessness
I have done nothing but devour your films for the past few days. I am obsessed! I can't find a single fault. I could watch on mute or listen with my eyes closed and still enjoy and learn things! Your sense of humor is amazing, and I love the way you deliver it!
I love that you take the time to actually teach your viewers the techniques you use. You are a truly marvellous immortal being and you are so entirely appreciated 😘🥰
I regret to inform you but you’ve read the common-man’s abridged version of John’s autobiography. You might want the full account but that would require the ability to read Aramaic, Hebrew and Arabic as well.
I've taken to watching John's videos after a tough or stressful day, and his wonderful calming voice, gentle demeanour, wonderful humour and intellect have really helped to make me relax.
I was just thinking about how much I need this. I know it's probably a pipe dream but... Can you imagine the ever so slight seamlessness of that combo?! 😍😍😍😍🇬🇧🌹🇬🇧🌹🇬🇧🌹
Lets all just take a deep breath of relief and relaxation as we take in a fillum completely devoid of any drama, theatrical crying or passive aggressiveness.
John’s films always make me want to drink tea in the most refined chinaware while reading classics and be an evil stepmother of two children to whom I both send to boarding schools to be alone with my husband whose money I’m after.
Me: *I don't want to say it wrong.*
John: *_I am hesitant to articulate the exact title of this brush in fear that I may deviate from the highest degrees of accuracy._*
Now I feel like I have to speak cursive 24/7 and I love it?
Me: cmiiw
12:19
*_Luring all the lords to the court_*
@bribripot this just made my day 😂
bribripot Would wear on a tee shirt 🤣
It’s actually his caviar which lures the lords to the court. 😉🙃😋🤴🏻
skin as white as snow
hair black like raven
lips red as blood
John Maclean is Snow White confirmed
OMG! That's why he always looked so familiar! Thank you!
*exposed*
YeS just a fillumkind different
MY GOODNESS MY MIND IS BLOWN...
Am04 Satan.
“subscription is optional” A LEGEND
Can you imagine our Lord playing a horror game and then getting jumpscared?
**Jumpscare**
**Slightly moves** Well I am certainly aghast ever so slightly!
ybr underrated comment
I need this so badly
I work at a haunted house and I really wish our Lord would come through. John is so fierce and lovely that it's probably scarier than me being purposely scary haha
John, you’re so kind to accept a present from your mortal sister. She’s very fortunate.
Mr. Maclean is much generous
There can only be one immortal sister in the Maclean Clan
calafeast Maybe she’s all three? 😍
@Legendary Vocalists twin????
I have to imagine his sister is also an immortal vampire
Every time I watch John, I feel like I’ve gained brain cells
SAME and a better english vocabulary
Or realise how few you really have.
Hoshizora , sis where’s the lie? Where’d she go?
I recommend John Maclean videos to anyone dealing with too much stupid so they can feel better.
Love you Hoshi
Before watching John -"I feel happy now :)"
After watching John " I am besides oneself with joy"
👏🏻
Before watching John - 'toilet paper"
After watching John - "lavatory roll"😂
I love what a positive person you are:)
@atticus babe thank you for the grammer lesson. I was aware, autocorrect however was not.
Gina Armstrong it appears you have deviated ever so slightly from the highest degree of accuracy when spelling out the word “grammar”
A morphe free make up artist. Oh what a time to be alive
Watching John before my interview at Microsoft to gain some brain cells
SupremePancakes good luck hope you get that job 🙂
Good luck!
good luck my friend ❤️
Lol
SupremePancakes Right! Good Luck And if it already happened I hope you got the job ❤️
john is the only makeup artist who's 'little bit' is really just a little bit 🤔
not the only makeup artist....but in respect to youtube "gurus"- absolutely.
You: first
Me, a John Maclean viewer: it appears that I have arrived earlier than the average commenter would.
I even read it in his voice😂😂
Me before 01st oct 2018: toilet paper
Me after 01st oct 2018: lavatory roll
Lmaoooooooo
Wut.
😂😂😂
His voice has changed sooo much either its cuz he stayed in london longer amount of time cuz he lives there even tho in england we dnt speak like that or he is very clever 😂
Jade amber lmao why does it matter? It’s awesome sauce! Like warm butter melting over my mashed potatoes
@@noname-ou3qj He's originally from Scotland, so it's probably a Scottish/English accent mix
15:13 the most aggressive brush naming in history
15:33 had my attention as well
I thought surely you were exaggerating but then I clicked the time-link....lolllll.
Haha real spit!!
I got scared
Joseph Tippit LOL
When I apply blush, i have John's voice in my head saying "apply ever so slightly, soften and blur any edges to ensure seamlessness". Actually makes me apply less blush and it looks better
When I put on toner I tell myself to “work inwards” with the cotton pad in johns voice
welcome back to our unproblematic makeup queen
natalie
Tea ☕
God*
[deep sigh of relief]
yes♡♡♡
And Morphe Free
How has this been uploaded 30secs ago and someone (in the notification squad) has thumbs down 👎??
They don't like seamlessness??
They liked it so much that they thought it's like upside-down 🙃
To be honest, I think they just *seamslesslenessleness*
They're haters! Down with them!
They aspire to seamlessness, but they're painfully aware that they'll never achieve it
They are peasants
I absolutely adore the way John says "bye". 😊
Me too 😭
It always brings a smile to my face! 💕
That ever so slight manic pitch when he says it 🖤
Ba- Ha- E
Yes, it sounds in a way that makes me miss him right after watching the video!
that hand movement when bringing in the brush at 11:53 has me crying, you snatched it faster than you snatch everybodies wig.
Ahahahaha i was going to comment about that swooshing movement.. Like snatching a flying wig
I can’t stop rewinding to it 😭😭 it’s so sudden
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love it
Legitimately always the best comment section of any filums on all of the UA-cam.
Www.youtube.com 😂😂 ❤
How is he speaking in cursive?
This needs more likes.
Best comment ever.
thanks, i couldnt put it in words myself :D
🤣🤣🤣🤣
he's right
I absolutely adore this sort of look. So soft and pretty, perfect for any pagan gathering for the worship of Lord Maclean.
Amy Jay Yes hunny. This comment is perfect and so true. 💜
Ohhhhh! I would love for Lord Maclean to do a pagan lord/lady of the woods look! That would be everything!
where, where is the gathering? I must join!
@@NOMAAM1970 I know this is three years later, but... I don't care
One might even say that it was...
seamless
the bob ross of makeup
HAHAHAHA YES
So right!!😂
@SimplyBored i thought that was Jeffree
After watching this I felt like I was graduated from Oxford
even the way john says that he doesn’t know the name of a brush is amazing, you can’t not love everything about john
“I am hesistant to articulate the exact title of this brush in fear that I may deviate from the highest degree of accuracy”
He said it as I read your comment. What kind of black magic is this?
@@samwalker3165 same!! Lol
I quit reading after articulate 😂😂
Oh look!! A drama free beauty channel... I think I'm in heaven
"As especially lately, I've been as dry as a fossilised baklava"
Same
I felt that on a spiritual level
All I hear is baklava which makes my Pavlov's reflex kick in.
Lol yep
Baklava ❤️🇹🇷
I figured you'd appear considering the weather has gotten colder.
I actually feel like I’m learning something when I watch John’s tutorials. He genuinely knows the techniques, the impact of the brushes etc so well and I trust what he’s saying. He also uses consistent products that he knows work effectively rather than a different product in every video which makes me feel like the product isn’t a worthwhile investment. This is a true make up artist.
15:13 I SPIT MY WATER, the devil possessed our Lord for a few seconds
Ahahahahha
I'm sure it was entirely consensual, they are good friends you know
Hahahahahahahaahhahaha
I CANT BREATH
Im like hella new to this humans channel
And this comment
Has me w h e e z i n g
ahahahaha! i was searching for this in the comments!
1:15 "I think it is useful to take the viewpoint that beauty isnt necessarily about just the appearance of things, it's also about how it makes you feel better. If something makes you feel better, then I think that is a beautiful thing."
*thank you daddy queen, you're superb in all things beautiful*
He is THE MAN
"If something makes you feel better, than I think that is a beautiful thing." That hit me
It’s comforting to know that even our 12,000 year old gods still struggle with cold sores. Bless you, my dark lord. ❤️
i love how john smiles when he talks about things he is passionate about 😌😌😌
Another channel mentioned you, and I didn’t know who you were. I came to your channel to find out and now I can’t believe I didn’t discover you in all this years watching UA-cam. I fell in love from the very first moment I saw your content. Can’t put a finger on why you are so hypnotising but here I am... being a new fan of yours (and I’m not even into make up that much!:)
I honestly feel so sophisticated when I watch your videos.
I also feel my intelligence increasing due to how detailed you are with explaining your process/the products.
Also, do you plan on doing a Halloween related tutorial? I’d enjoy watching that.
what has been your favourite century you have lived through?
I bet the renaissance or victorian era😂
@@montesclarosmyrna7964 I should be in utter disagreement with your utterance as evidently his century of choice ought to be the siecle des lumieres
This comment! 😂
@@EdgeOfLight you do know that Lord Maclean started and pushed to fruition the age of enlightenment
Excellent question 😂😂
I’m actually baffled that John doesn’t have 1 million subscribers yet, he truly is one of a kind.
ASMR Living they just dont know yet ... or they are interested in drama with others. John and Wayne Goss are truely pure Gurus
Maggie Louise agreed also love Wayne, these are true makeup artists
Asmr is the best
Agree! Also he's by far the most beautiful one. I mean, look at that seamlessness! 😍😍😍
don't be baffled. slowly slowly he rises. i hope all the worship doesn't cramp his style.
Anytime I watch one of John's films...my intelligence and vocabulary increases. I love him.
I don't even wear makeup. Here for the voice that keeps the demons away.
"And we all know that the GREAT ART of s e a m l e s s n e s s is above all, important" 🙏
Period!
I imagine this being the new a s t h e t i c comment in every video
Me: Tissue paper
Lord: Lavatory roll
"Mom, we're out of lavatory rolls!"
I am the mom, lol, and I approve the change!
I think you mean 'Mother'
"Mother, the previous lavatory roll has expired" is a more seamless statement
Crescent Moon 😂
Mom:"what the Zoeva hell is that?"😂
I was receiving a slightly inauspicious day but a filum from The Lord Maclean managed to uplift my spirits to its uttermost height.
John Maclean is what this youtube community needs. This magneficent human is just simply glorious.💕💕💕
Who is he?
I adore you, just lost my nephew we raised like a son to leukemia and your videos help me so much. It's nice we seem to have a lot in common. Thank you
Travis Maupin So sorry for your loss
Deepest sympathies
So sorry about your loss 💔
Lots of love to you. Xxxx
"I am hesitant to articulate the exact title of this brush in fear I may deviate from the highest degree of accuracy." DAMN
Can I ask why is John underrated? Seriously gives great and thorough tutorials and has such an eloquent voice. He deserves so much love and subscribers!
He's underrated? How so?
"dryer than a fossilized baklava." I CHOKED KAJSKJSK
That's what he said! I need to clean my ears omg I love it!
Rhonda Pisciotta Forreal LMAOO
20:31 WE LOVE OUR INCLUSIVE OVERLORD WHO CREATES LOOKS FOR EVERYONE
I'm not even interested in makeup
I like watching you n hearing you talk
Your videos are like therapy sessions, feel so calm n relaxed
john mclean:“i love to let it heal by itself, i think that is the best way”
me, shoving full coverage concealer on my pimples and scabs of previous pimples: “how interesting”
dead 😂
Actually me with me acne. I rlly wish I didn't have ewt on my face except me freckles 😂😂👌
A beautiful way to start my monday morning. Thank you, lord maclean for our daily bread.
milkywhitetea amen
I just showed this video to my cat
Now she’s a Persian
Hilary Carney I love this comment
Hilary Carney hahahahahahhahahahhhh@hahah
Lmao!!
😄😻
😂💛
John experiencing the possession of LordMaclean at: 15:13
3:39 *_"LiKe My JjAaaWw"_*
Lauirrelevant Leech : 4M+
*Lord John Maclean* : 400K+
WAAITT HHHOOWWWW!!???
Alan Dillon, astonishing isn't it? I do believe the tide is turning though.
Agreeeeeeee ~ we have this, and “subscribe to my channel” in nails on chalkboard voice ~ I don’t get it ..... law of opposites, high class/no class I guess? 😁
OMG I know!??? I never understood the hype over her. She is annoying!
Paris, 1922 was the last time we had tea, and I remember it fondly. It was in a lovely little cafe that we chatted about our dear friend Oscar, who departed tragically in the “City of Light” 22 years before.
I have no idea how I consistently watched UA-cam without watching you until very recently, it has definitely improved the experience on here. You are so very entertaining to watch and I love how true you are to yourself ♥️
"And we all know the great art of seamlessness is above all...important". Sigh, how wonderfully true.
I always say this but I love you. Like I just love YOU as a person, you're so awesome
"And we all know that the great Art of Seamlessness is above all...IMPORTANT."
This was hilariously and perfectly delivered. Our Dark Lord can moonlight as a comedian. 😂
Timothy June Torres omg I thought the same thing!
I was just looking up English Rose tutorials, now that you’ve uploaded one the others are considered trash. 💞
Yess sis
So true
Amen.
Kissing ass and talking trash isnt going to propel you anywhere you want to be, unless its in the "block" list! Thats just an advice, for the future..
I strongly dislike women like you..can see through you too! Just eww..
and btw, ive come across many fabulous WOMEN ,who create wonderful looks as well, so no need to talk bad about others, just because you're obsessed with one particular person!!
*tea*
Does John Maclean know deeply about topics other than make-up? It would be amazing to listen to him speaking about History, proper manners, how to dress timeless and seamless, or like... anything! I would subscribe to that channel as well...
He did a couple of videos about laquering antiques.
He's very very intelligent. I recently read an interview with the Lord and he is so amazingly smart on a lot of topics. I go back and re-read it because I like to imagine his voice while reading it lol
@@paul_williams_fans can you link the interview here?
refigural.com/john-maclean/
This is the interview. It's quite marvelous! You'll hear his voice in your head lol
There's videos of him doing Q and As if you want to listen to him talk about other things. He talked about feminism and homosexuality which was pretty incredible.
Such a beautiful look. I really love the more refined, "less is more" looks. I love the vast variety of looks that one can create with makeup and wish that there were more of that variety in the makeup I see people wearing on a day to day basis. Everyday does not have to be the same full coverage face of makeup with dramatic eye looks. There are some very wonderful tips and techniques in John's films. I'm so happy I found his channel.
I'm just so happy that there's a chanel on UA-cam like this. Not only his way of speaking, his humor and his talent for makeup and teaching... he also doesn't approach drama. His videos are really calm yet entertaining. I really like it, thank you for this kind of content, Lord Maclean. Love from Portugal!
Thank you so much for not flowing with the trends that are found here on UA-cam. Thank you for actually teaching makeup. Thank you. I actually learn from your videos.
I felt that this was important to be said :p
Farayha Ahmed yes! Thank you
15:12
that was straight-up a jumpscare, i wasn't prepared for such a depiction of an immortal sclera
I’m honestly convinced that lord Maclean lives in a separate demi plane and only comes here to grace us with his gifts of knowledge and the art of Seamlessness
He is of the Fae
I have done nothing but devour your films for the past few days. I am obsessed! I can't find a single fault. I could watch on mute or listen with my eyes closed and still enjoy and learn things!
Your sense of humor is amazing, and I love the way you deliver it!
John you are such a beautiful, elegant, talented person. Your lovely tone really calms my soul. Much love from Australia😙
That Zoeva 110 brush had me on the floor 😂😂😂 11:53
I thought it was just me lol
Me too lol
Damn i'm *Shooketh* when John show it like that lol
I was looking for this comment, found it 😂😂
Me too!!! 😂😂😂
I'm actually learning english with our lord maclean.
The Lord MacLean returns, all faculty to the courts immediately...immediately!
IN THAT ORDER
I love that you take the time to actually teach your viewers the techniques you use. You are a truly marvellous immortal being and you are so entirely appreciated 😘🥰
i read about you in a book called the Bible
This comment is seamless
this comment is excessively refined. thank you, sir.
I regret to inform you but you’ve read the common-man’s abridged version of John’s autobiography. You might want the full account but that would require the ability to read Aramaic, Hebrew and Arabic as well.
I’m deceased as of this moment.
Be right back, need to fix my tie and iron my suit before I watch this video.
Urosh Uchiha Novakovic 😂
Urosh Uchiha Novakovic lmao
Well, I prepared a sacrificial lamb before watching this video.
Starch your collar too
😂😂😂👏👏👏
I am in love with you. This isn't a joke anymore. You are my new lord and saviour.
SAME
Those 4 people who dare to dislike our dark lords video need throwing in the dungeons!
I swear i love you and your comment
Thank you. xXx
Pity them, for they have not yet achieved.....seamlessness.
I've taken to watching John's videos after a tough or stressful day, and his wonderful calming voice, gentle demeanour, wonderful humour and intellect have really helped to make me relax.
before: toilet paper
after watching john: lavatory roll
The Lord and Queen is back, I am going to watch now. Farewell sleep!
Some say a new John Maclean video at the start of your week is a good sign for harvest
I need to see John doing Jeffree Star make up. It would be a strange yet super interesting duo. John super calm and Jeffee with that fire personality.
gzllfs I’m imagining the lord in one of Jeffrey’s Gucci tracksuits.
I was just thinking about how much I need this. I know it's probably a pipe dream but... Can you imagine the ever so slight seamlessness of that combo?! 😍😍😍😍🇬🇧🌹🇬🇧🌹🇬🇧🌹
Cannot wait!!!!!!
Keep John clear of drama
@@maggielouise1308 I agree..I love the fact that he's not involved with the other beauty gurus. He is to classy for all that mess
I could listen to you talk for hours. You are just so calm, eloquent, and thorough in your explanations of why you do what you do with makeup.
My Lord, you are an inspiration to us humble mortals. Your art is flawless.
A minute in and I already heavily appreciate and enjoy this filum. I can already tell this filum will be very beautifully and elegantly produced.
Being pernickety about its placement would be folly!
We stan a unique legend
I've never tapped on the video notification this expediently.
Beauty. Intelligence. Charisma. He really has all of it. He's a perfect being
His little “bye” at the end is just the sweetest thing, it makes me so happy.
I'll be honest I don't even do makeup but I love watching your films ❤️
Adam McMillan never worn make-up in my life and have watched every McLean video.
*filums ^_^
Same!
I also belong to the club of people who don't do makeup but still watch John's filums.
Lets all just take a deep breath of relief and relaxation as we take in a fillum completely devoid of any drama, theatrical crying or passive aggressiveness.
John’s films always make me want to drink tea in the most refined chinaware while reading classics and be an evil stepmother of two children to whom I both send to boarding schools to be alone with my husband whose money I’m after.
That isn't very seamless of you.
You shall also engage in an affair with a dashing Frenchman whose manners will entice you.
Lol
Obey TheWalrus // This is oddly specific but same
THIS COMMENT IS SO UNDERRATED HAHAHHAH
I just love how funny he is, without any need of saying bad words. He’s just so entertaining, yet soothing. Definitely not human.
Why is no one talking about how he lifted his brush at 11:53?
That was scary for me. And also 15:13 😂😂
he summons his brushes
Like snatching a flying wig😂
T Rex 🤣🤣🤣
Fuck that was sooo SCARY😂
Im so glad I'm not the only one. 😅
Ok John I know you’re immortal and don’t need sleep but why are you uploading at 3am
It's actually 8am almost 9am here in the UK
Ok that explains it !
Almost 1am here lol
It's probably his witching hour.
😶🤭🤦♀️
Love that you use Wayne Goss brush too
Why do I always get excited when he's about to say Seamlessness? lol
*Fossilized baklava squad*
Oh my..😂😂😂
I love the look he makes when he tells the name of the brushes and ensures seamlessness. ⭐️