i offer people $0 to fight to the death

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  • Опубліковано 25 гру 2024
  • i offer people $0 to fight to the death
    Twitter: / poofesure

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  • @Poofesure
    @Poofesure  2 роки тому +1058

    i am the greatest contract negotiator of all time

  • @pacigisto
    @pacigisto 2 роки тому +490

    Gender isn't what's in your pants, it's if you stand with your hand on your hip or not.

    • @WasonCason
      @WasonCason 9 місяців тому +9

      Hopefully the alphabet people don’t see this 🙏

    • @s_callahan
      @s_callahan 3 місяці тому +10

      @@WasonCason i think im the alphabet people and this is amazing

    • @GarryBestest
      @GarryBestest 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@s_callahanclearly😢

    • @aaaaanotthebees
      @aaaaanotthebees 2 місяці тому

      ​@@s_callahan"alphabet people" are more likely to support the separation between genitals and gender anyway

    • @omoaubs
      @omoaubs Місяць тому +2

      i'll drink to that

  • @gabzillagab
    @gabzillagab 2 роки тому +1828

    As a female I can confirm that the only difference between males and females is the way we stand

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 2 роки тому

      I am starting to think this female thing is just one big scam. Noone can define what a woman is and I have yet to see one!

    • @cryogen.
      @cryogen. 2 роки тому +88

      Thank you for the confirmation

    • @GavAttackO
      @GavAttackO 2 роки тому +108

      As a gay man I can confirm the difference is heavily dramatic, but the difference still stands.

    • @aplive58
      @aplive58 2 роки тому +43

      And where we store pee.

    • @KINGBEEF416
      @KINGBEEF416 2 роки тому +10

      As a male I can also confirm this

  • @mazdaroadster-mx5
    @mazdaroadster-mx5 2 роки тому +675

    MDickie is unironcally, jokes aside, an absolute legend. all of his games are incredible

    • @P_araps
      @P_araps 2 роки тому +13

      more like all of his games are boring,, like poof literally said at the end of the video there's not much to even do in the game,, it gets boring fast

    • @mr.jultra4720
      @mr.jultra4720 2 роки тому +105

      @@P_araps boring? a bunch of crazy shit goes down as you play the games

    • @cloed0ll
      @cloed0ll 2 роки тому +53

      @@P_araps boring to YOU.

    • @فهدالدوسري-ح6ض
      @فهدالدوسري-ح6ض 2 роки тому +41

      @@P_araps
      Looks like someone has never tried the game. This game has too much to do that it's honestly a bit overwhelming. It also let's you mess around by controlling other wrestlers or referees so you don't get bored watching the AI fight all the time.

    • @_y2k
      @_y2k 2 роки тому +1

      @@فهدالدوسري-ح6ض omgg دوسري !!

  • @ryuzakikun96
    @ryuzakikun96 2 роки тому +441

    Poof is one of the few content creators whose gamer rage doesn't make me want to switch off their video. I enjoy your content man.

    • @Chriswasreigns
      @Chriswasreigns 2 роки тому +7

      well said but true

    • @byrdieee3459
      @byrdieee3459 2 роки тому +46

      Cus it’s so genuine and unforced, he’s just him💀

    • @infinite1135
      @infinite1135 2 роки тому +3

      @@byrdieee3459 Facts bro

  • @dylancuebas5704
    @dylancuebas5704 2 роки тому +379

    MDickie makes the weirdest yet funniest games ever

    • @313dz
      @313dz 2 роки тому +88

      one of my favorite moments was in hard time when poof got arrested by a dead warden that talked about himself in court, poof won the case, and the warden was found dead immediately after

    • @Prodawg
      @Prodawg 2 роки тому +21

      It's like if everyone in the MDCU has Schizophrenia

    • @owochi_mawu
      @owochi_mawu Рік тому +7

      @@Prodawg did,, did you just coin the term "MDickie Cinematic Universe"..?

    • @Prodawg
      @Prodawg Рік тому +2

      @@owochi_mawu yes

    • @janaxelblomberg7768
      @janaxelblomberg7768 Рік тому +2

      ​@Prodawg this further proves my connected timeline theory

  • @henrybusch9334
    @henrybusch9334 2 роки тому +804

    You know it's gonna be good when you see Poof post an MDickie video...

    • @ass_ass_in6365
      @ass_ass_in6365 2 роки тому +8

      Oh fo sho

    • @christroyer69
      @christroyer69 2 роки тому +13

      Wrestling Empire would be interesting if he visited it

    • @ass_ass_in6365
      @ass_ass_in6365 2 роки тому +31

      @@P_araps did he say that though?

    • @ThatDepressedFiyosh
      @ThatDepressedFiyosh 2 роки тому +19

      @@ass_ass_in6365bro that guy was complaining about it on Twitter too
      I think paraps is the one with the problem here

    • @ass_ass_in6365
      @ass_ass_in6365 2 роки тому +8

      @@ThatDepressedFiyosh definitely.

  • @ProDarkFire990
    @ProDarkFire990 2 роки тому +133

    His character being named "Big Pussy" combined with Poof's laugh is a real throwback to Bro Team Pill's Hard Times videos from Machinima back in the day

  • @oaklandunite7747
    @oaklandunite7747 2 роки тому +469

    This man has literally saved the Wii Franchise.

    • @ticklemyscrotum
      @ticklemyscrotum 2 роки тому +69

      It’s not wii but your point still valid

    • @P_araps
      @P_araps 2 роки тому +11

      @@ticklemyscrotum yeah but poof's the best on the wii anyways

    • @Mustyfart22
      @Mustyfart22 2 роки тому +14

      This isn’t a Wii game

    • @vxnFloppa
      @vxnFloppa 2 роки тому +12

      @@Mustyfart22 think it's a bot

    • @thehazardousmemer1746
      @thehazardousmemer1746 2 роки тому +4

      @@vxnFloppa hes not I think hes just confused

  • @nj8833
    @nj8833 2 роки тому +81

    Going to start walking into job interviews demanding $20,000 per week for 0 weeks

    • @azure224
      @azure224 2 роки тому +9

      And then crashing people brains

  • @daleobaker
    @daleobaker 2 роки тому +92

    sometimes it concerns me how much poofe struggles to read basic sentences

  • @TheNewSaige
    @TheNewSaige Рік тому +9

    I can’t ducking breath at poof making the two refs fucking fight while all the wrestlers are refereeing, I’m literally dying

  • @SomeKanyeFan
    @SomeKanyeFan 2 роки тому +124

    I don’t think Poof realizes how much we appreciate and love him, everyday he uploads is a good one ❤

    • @psychxmania
      @psychxmania 2 роки тому +3

      i completely agree with you.

  • @skullaaa6312
    @skullaaa6312 2 роки тому +100

    Bro they put in more effort into the settings then the entire game💀

    • @DiegoF1ores
      @DiegoF1ores 2 роки тому +42

      “They” just one guy made this whole game

    • @calculusfalconerd
      @calculusfalconerd 2 роки тому +1

      Lol true 😂

    • @TheGreenYoutuber
      @TheGreenYoutuber 6 місяців тому +1

      That’s because making settings is easier than making a game

  • @airsickgaming2
    @airsickgaming2 2 роки тому +65

    I saw the thumbnail and thought you somehow managed to unlock a hidden feature in prison break

  • @dustinlively1657
    @dustinlively1657 2 роки тому +16

    Please play more of this, I would love to watch these lol. They’re too funny

  • @0canofbeans_417
    @0canofbeans_417 2 роки тому +11

    1:51 this game knows poof too well😭💀💀

  • @JUMPYCOOL
    @JUMPYCOOL 2 роки тому +15

    Now Poof needs to do a Christmas video where he plays The You Testament, which is another MDickie game about Jesus!

  • @jamespyle777
    @jamespyle777 2 роки тому +42

    I've never been in so much pain from laughing on how insanely crazy this game is. Fight to the death for no money.

  • @Lee11715
    @Lee11715 Рік тому +5

    I knew those faces and camera movement reminded me of something...
    The same developer released a game called "The You Testament" 2008
    You should check it out if you want some laughter!

  • @AlexRailfanner
    @AlexRailfanner 2 роки тому +16

    This man never gets old.

  • @Concerned_Custodian
    @Concerned_Custodian 2 роки тому +13

    Sure, the Wii game suffering is fun. But sometimes some good ol MDickie goofiness is what everyone needs.

    • @P_araps
      @P_araps 2 роки тому

      mdickie isn't fun tho i'd much prefer the wii games tbh

  • @imdarling17
    @imdarling17 2 роки тому +10

    havent been able to watch a poof video in a bit, this stuff literally never gets old

  • @grubblepidd2567
    @grubblepidd2567 2 роки тому +35

    I like how no matter how old the game is, if poof wants to play it, he'll play it, he doesnt have to always play the new game

  • @garfiery1676
    @garfiery1676 2 роки тому +4

    1:53 best wrestling name I’ve ever heard

  • @Not_Kaitlyn
    @Not_Kaitlyn 2 роки тому +8

    Hearing Poof's genuine laughter is such a treat.

  • @shawnhurst5890
    @shawnhurst5890 2 роки тому +7

    Thumbnail had me thinking it was another Hardtime play through.

  • @floydfrandsen4016
    @floydfrandsen4016 2 роки тому +6

    Yes poof!!! 2 uploads in three days! Keep up the hard work, we love you!

  • @delsol__
    @delsol__ 2 роки тому +2

    was kinda sad bc i thought it was hard time by the thumbnail, but then i got to 1:25 and i instantly liked the video

  • @trombonesarecool1
    @trombonesarecool1 2 роки тому +17

    i’m glad poof is looking at more mdickie games

  • @cunningfox831
    @cunningfox831 2 роки тому +9

    Really hope poof plays the new Wrestling Empire on the switch. It’s even better than the original

  • @JeanFR6969
    @JeanFR6969 2 роки тому +8

    This puts a smile on my face

  • @ILikeSoda229
    @ILikeSoda229 Рік тому +2

    When the cursor transformed into the custom character I lost it

  • @mvyper
    @mvyper 2 роки тому +22

    I really hope this becomes a series. This game is 🔥🔥🔥

  • @itsumayo
    @itsumayo 2 роки тому +3

    Every MDickie game ever created can be summarized in a single word:
    *K I L L*

  • @aidenshearin1637
    @aidenshearin1637 2 роки тому +9

    Keep the mdickie games coming. They’re legendary

  • @Iroh138
    @Iroh138 2 роки тому +11

    0:50 that laugh 💀💀

  • @tbone500
    @tbone500 2 роки тому +5

    Btw I really loved the choo choo Charles and other horror content on ur channel so if u could do more that would be amazing

    • @P_araps
      @P_araps 2 роки тому +1

      pretty sure poof's said several times he doesn't really like horror games so i don't think they'll be too often

  • @Iroh138
    @Iroh138 2 роки тому +25

    whenever you click on a poof video, the first thing you do is turn that volume down.

  • @Chimcharlover13
    @Chimcharlover13 2 роки тому +2

    This is literally, like, in the same universe as Hard Time. I love it.

  • @PsychoBloxUndertale
    @PsychoBloxUndertale 2 роки тому +4

    Didn’t even watch the the video yet but since everyone comments beforehand, might as well…

  • @EWWmanager2022
    @EWWmanager2022 2 роки тому +7

    You gotta do a full career in this game alot of crazy shit goes down.

  • @CasualRacerRed
    @CasualRacerRed 2 роки тому +11

    "Let's just send him to the United Kingdom. That's where all injured people should go."
    - Poofesure

    • @Im2lazy4thisCrit
      @Im2lazy4thisCrit 10 місяців тому +1

      “Let’s try to give him to Canada. Everything that’s useless should go to Canada.”
      -Poofesure

    • @CasualRacerRed
      @CasualRacerRed 10 місяців тому +1

      lol@@Im2lazy4thisCrit

  • @realausome
    @realausome 2 роки тому +4

    If the wrestler is extremely happy, there is a very small chance that they will work for free.

  • @thegamingoboist2702
    @thegamingoboist2702 2 роки тому +9

    poofs laugh is enough to mame my depressy a bit less expressy

  • @michaelmccarthy4892
    @michaelmccarthy4892 2 роки тому +2

    Eroll Hathaway is based on a referee that infamously flipped the script on a Canadian wrestler in his own town, so it's ironic you tried to send him to Maple Leaf.

  • @Iroh138
    @Iroh138 2 роки тому +10

    3:55 has me in tears 😭🤯

  • @Larkenshine
    @Larkenshine 2 роки тому +3

    I love your balance of content quality and quantity. Thanks for posting!

  • @sinfulbakaa
    @sinfulbakaa 2 роки тому +5

    Please do more of this. It's pretty fun

  • @PeachiiPawz
    @PeachiiPawz 2 роки тому +3

    This is just poofs job training before he leaves UA-cam to join the underground illegal wrestling ring.

  • @RG066
    @RG066 2 роки тому +1

    The first cutscene in the ring can happen IRL if I recall correctly, I've grown out of watching wrestling live cause of my timezone

  • @JustinVerlander35
    @JustinVerlander35 2 роки тому +2

    We need more of this. I died watching this.

  • @notmarjorine69
    @notmarjorine69 8 місяців тому +1

    1:00 is that dr phil

  • @Four0Cal
    @Four0Cal 2 роки тому +3

    0:48 i LOST it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cobracommander6420
    @cobracommander6420 2 роки тому +3

    These are the type of games it’s more fun to watch people commentate rather than play them yourself 💀😂

  • @Iroh138
    @Iroh138 2 роки тому +7

    im surprised that poofs neighbors havent filed a noise complaint

  • @thedoc8876
    @thedoc8876 2 роки тому +3

    Poof should manage the country.

  • @thesweatystallion2702
    @thesweatystallion2702 2 роки тому +5

    It’s time for poof to start playing GameCube games on his Wii

  • @CG00001
    @CG00001 2 роки тому +3

    MDickie games and Poof make the best content fr.💀

  • @bluekazoo8166
    @bluekazoo8166 2 роки тому +7

    You gotta make a series out of this game.

  • @zacizzard5563
    @zacizzard5563 2 роки тому +1

    For the character customisation, there are well over 100 billion options for every human on earth

  • @Bubster808
    @Bubster808 2 роки тому +1

    YESSSSS!! Thank god I’ve been waiting for this!

  • @Vbussolotti
    @Vbussolotti 2 роки тому +8

    Needed this tonight you make me laugh so much 😂

  • @Mr_Awesome69
    @Mr_Awesome69 2 роки тому +1

    Beef Boss should be a playable character in every game

  • @hvn012
    @hvn012 2 роки тому +3

    high quality gaming right here folks

  • @Not_Kaitlyn
    @Not_Kaitlyn 2 роки тому +2

    Not even 2 minutes in and I've wheezed twice. Keep up the great content

  • @mrmattytwii
    @mrmattytwii 2 роки тому +4

    I love the games that you play poofesure 👍

  • @zenodeluxe1798
    @zenodeluxe1798 2 роки тому +7

    Bro's the only negotiator I need 💀

  • @jarekcovington445
    @jarekcovington445 2 роки тому +2

    Poof, making André the giant work for nothing is hilarious

  • @zemorgie8986
    @zemorgie8986 2 роки тому +1

    I love when poof posts MDickie content

  • @ozzyrocks30
    @ozzyrocks30 2 роки тому +1

    Just finished your 40m video I’ll tell yah im feeling really good today!

  • @TrueLadyEvilChan
    @TrueLadyEvilChan 2 роки тому +3

    The origin of Bulk Bogan

  • @X_A_V_I_E_R_9_9
    @X_A_V_I_E_R_9_9 2 роки тому +5

    Man I wanna get these games BECAUSE THEY LOOK SO FUN EVEN WHEN ARE CONFUSING 😩😭😭😭😭

  • @Oraanu
    @Oraanu 2 роки тому +2

    So why did the developers not make the default option one week if zero would break the game?

  • @animeloveer97
    @animeloveer97 2 роки тому +2

    Thank you for playing this I'm so hyped

  • @mariomaster101official
    @mariomaster101official 2 роки тому +4

    Yesterday my parents got me 2 Toad Wii Remotes With WiiMotionPlus Inside

    • @P_araps
      @P_araps 2 роки тому

      omg lucky i wish i had one

  • @Shreder108
    @Shreder108 2 роки тому

    If that guy (or lady) asks me to negotiate a contract like that, it sure as hell isn’t for wrestling.

  • @theycallmeblu1961
    @theycallmeblu1961 Рік тому +2

    Top 1 negotiator

  • @agent_average365
    @agent_average365 2 роки тому +1

    We need more of this because it’s funny

  • @rakan1776
    @rakan1776 Рік тому +2

    11:43 How has no one else mentioned how he pronounced Les Miserables

  • @SpiralPoli
    @SpiralPoli Рік тому

    Fun Fact! Country is actually Hardcore Holly but they couldn't use his name for copyright reasons.

  • @jorymo4964
    @jorymo4964 2 роки тому +1

    Have you played Wrestling Revolution or Wrestling Empire? They're like slightly remastered versions of this, but they're on Steam and the Switch, weirdly enough

  • @nathansmith346
    @nathansmith346 2 роки тому +2

    What is your opinion on the world cup

  • @MrMandofortnite
    @MrMandofortnite 2 роки тому +4

    Loving the daily uploads

  • @yousefnasri9805
    @yousefnasri9805 2 роки тому +2

    Poofesure can u make a wii party u video about abby vs matt

  • @wolfiehatesgoogle
    @wolfiehatesgoogle 2 роки тому +1

    oh god, the mdickie wrestling games are crazy. he's gonna have a blast with this lol

  • @RazTheHedgehog
    @RazTheHedgehog 2 роки тому +3

    What an offer to fight, you waltz in without even offering anything.

  • @TitusRedwind
    @TitusRedwind 2 роки тому

    I have Booking Revolution (a game made by the same devs with a similar premise) and I literally had 2 people in my company die in the same night due to fatal injury.

  • @Zyman-iv4jb
    @Zyman-iv4jb 2 роки тому +2

    *Vince McMahon simulator*

  • @ITZTHEREBEL
    @ITZTHEREBEL 2 роки тому +4

    Thank you for making my day better

  • @islarowse
    @islarowse 2 роки тому +4

    i love you poof!

  • @mclobster6890
    @mclobster6890 2 роки тому

    I love your videos! You're one of my favourite UA-camrs! ❤

  • @poltertronic4338
    @poltertronic4338 2 роки тому +1

    poof out here doing gods work

  • @PurpleMagic1409
    @PurpleMagic1409 2 роки тому

    Wii sports hack: if you press A and 2 at the same time it’ll change the tennis court

  • @Gabe-gv6rb
    @Gabe-gv6rb 2 роки тому

    Pleeeaasseee bring this back soon this was hilariousssss

  • @jump_start
    @jump_start 2 роки тому +5

    This will be good

  • @bryantndongmo4780
    @bryantndongmo4780 2 роки тому

    3:50 This would actually be a good angle irl

  • @mageymightstream
    @mageymightstream 2 роки тому +1

    You need to do more MDickie. There's one called The You Testament which is a weird christian thing. You could do that next.

  • @donjuanjones7090
    @donjuanjones7090 2 роки тому +3

    can’t wait for School Days

  • @leftyamom
    @leftyamom 2 роки тому +3

    He really is the best