Stockholm Syndrome: The Movie

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  • Опубліковано 30 гру 2021
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    This week: we watch the Christmas movie "Holiday in Handcuffs". It's a pretty problematic film that came out 14 years ago so let's get mad about it today please! Enjoy :)
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  • @hippopajamas
    @hippopajamas 2 роки тому +20174

    giving herself an at-home perm right before a job interview tells me everything I need to know about how unhinged this woman is

    • @austynhensley
      @austynhensley 2 роки тому +2387

      no seriously. and being distraught that it looked bad, like girl... have you seen legally blonde? just take a shower it'll make ur hair straight again lmaooooo

    • @christiebreeechelon
      @christiebreeechelon 2 роки тому +1794

      If I learned anything from Legally Blonde all she had to do was get it wet and it would have deactivated the ammonium thioglycolate.

    • @elf3477
      @elf3477 2 роки тому +40

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @hippopajamas
      @hippopajamas 2 роки тому +376

      @@austynhensley It would still probably be fried to hell but it wouldn't have been that!! she bold.

    • @HartleiStansbury7
      @HartleiStansbury7 2 роки тому +374

      @@hippopajamas she couldve just slicked it back into a middle part bun, duhhh

  • @m000sej00se
    @m000sej00se 2 роки тому +8195

    She literally committed aggravated kidnapping, and did it at gun point, and managed to discharge the gun during the kidnapping. That's like 20 years in prison minimum lmao

    • @xavierblack1611
      @xavierblack1611 2 роки тому +737

      AND the gun is stolen property. Idk how far she drove, but if she went out of state that's even worse.

    • @fax6821
      @fax6821 2 роки тому +2

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    • @seke9885
      @seke9885 2 роки тому +42

      @@fax6821 go away bot bot

    • @fax6821
      @fax6821 2 роки тому +16

      @@seke9885 i will not not

    • @orangecat9559
      @orangecat9559 2 роки тому +86

      @@fax6821 holy hell it talked

  • @hurklesthecrow
    @hurklesthecrow 9 місяців тому +619

    "Doing one crazy thing does not make a person crazy" sounds like something a crazy person would say

  • @candycane378
    @candycane378 Рік тому +4362

    A fun BTS fact the entire cast (minus Mario Lopez) got horrific food poisoning on set and they kept filming. So in some scenes you can see them sweating and looking broken

  • @moxthecat787
    @moxthecat787 2 роки тому +5648

    kidnapping, adultery, deceit, divorce, and guns. the true meaning of christmas

  • @user-nw5hf4np1b
    @user-nw5hf4np1b 2 роки тому +4863

    I like that the movie became insane within the first 10 minutes. She’s like “Aw my boyfriend left me :(… ok time to commit a crime!”

    • @honeybunnyroze
      @honeybunnyroze 2 роки тому +14

      Lmaoo 😂😂😂

    • @kaz3369
      @kaz3369 2 роки тому +186

      i think more movies should start with unfiltered insanity tbh

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/2sy1CuSzCOY/v-deo.html
      Finally.

    • @oligayman
      @oligayman 2 роки тому +32

      @@kaz3369 True, would make movies way more entertaining

    • @hotsexyangel
      @hotsexyangel 2 роки тому +15

      Wait.. you’re telling me you don’t also do that 😣💔

  • @Relevart9169
    @Relevart9169 Рік тому +15492

    Unnecessary love story?
    Bdsm?
    Kidnapping a man because u're single?
    Literal sex handcuffs?
    A gun?
    Hell ye thats kids friendly
    A gay couple?
    Hell no, think about the children

    • @sketchyfrog793
      @sketchyfrog793 Рік тому +2

      exactly, straight people are insane

    • @fishinspacey
      @fishinspacey Рік тому +1

      to be fair, the people who think gay couples are “too much” for kids, are the same people who think guns are kid friendly.

    • @Vetovextion
      @Vetovextion Рік тому +1249

      "ThINK Of THE CHILDREN"

    • @bronwen6484
      @bronwen6484 Рік тому +143

      @@Vetovextion LMAOO 😭😭

    • @gataay
      @gataay Рік тому +234

      Gorou?
      But anyway as a gay man you gotta point

  • @Jasperfox96
    @Jasperfox96 11 місяців тому +788

    It's funny that she mentions "tie me up, tie me down", because that's the name of a movie where a guy kidnaps a woman and tries to make her fall in love with him, and in the end she does bc of Stockholm syndrome, but it's played off like a cute happy ending 🤪

    • @natalie_the_ratalie
      @natalie_the_ratalie 8 місяців тому +114

      I guess you Holidays in Handcuffs is technically “the girlbossification” of that movie

    • @Jenny-it9iz
      @Jenny-it9iz 5 місяців тому +25

      Just like the movie trilogy 365 Days 🤢🤮

    • @EbbermanEmily
      @EbbermanEmily 5 місяців тому +21

      ​@@Jenny-it9izTHERE'S 3???

    • @Jenny-it9iz
      @Jenny-it9iz 5 місяців тому +12

      @@EbbermanEmily sure is and it just keeps getting worse and worse 🤢 also there's probably gonna be more

  • @metroboomin8895
    @metroboomin8895 2 роки тому +4748

    "watching a youtuber make fun of it 14 years after its official release" honestly, the only way i watch movies

    • @aurawarrior1367
      @aurawarrior1367 2 роки тому +62

      It’s best way to watch a bad movie

    • @melissalonla
      @melissalonla 2 роки тому +3

      same

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 2 роки тому +54

      @@aurawarrior1367 it’s like watching a bad movie with friends for people with no friends.

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 2 роки тому +9

      @@SorowFame why do u read my head :(

    • @fax6821
      @fax6821 2 роки тому

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  • @taylornotsch8567
    @taylornotsch8567 2 роки тому +12057

    saying "stole a person" instead of kidnapping is my new favorite thing

  • @therealeikichionizuka
    @therealeikichionizuka Рік тому +2366

    "Remember guys, kidnapping is ALWAYS ok if you're a girl kidnapping a guy!"
    -This movie

    • @wolfe440
      @wolfe440 Рік тому +116

      Yeah, could you imagine if the roles were reversed? It’d be framed like a horror movie 😂

    • @natalie_the_ratalie
      @natalie_the_ratalie 8 місяців тому +23

      i’m writing a screenplay about a woman who has to hold a guy hostage while evading the law after accidentally killing a cop in self defense. i really wanted to emphasize that the main character is really traumatized from her incident with the cop, and that she feels that she has no other way of convincing the cops to not instantly kill her. she reflects on how, ironically, she is now the criminal that the cops want to think she is. the initiating event is purely just bad luck

    • @Jenny-it9iz
      @Jenny-it9iz 6 місяців тому +29

      @@wolfe440 Lol ever heard of the movie 365 Days?

    • @plantwizard666
      @plantwizard666 5 місяців тому +8

      lol you'd think, but Buffalo '66? same thing but a man and he kidnapped a 16 year old, it's a comedy too. Also Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down, 365 days...

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo 5 місяців тому +19

      @@wolfe440 There is literally a horror movie (and book) called Misery where a woman kidnaps a man and like breaks his kneecaps with a hammer and crap. It's by Stephen King. 😭 There are also a ton of "romcoms" where a dude kidnaps a woman, and it's been played as a "romantic" gag in movies, plays and books since friggin' Greek myths.

  • @toulousesho
    @toulousesho Рік тому +1165

    kurtis switching from calling her “trudy” and “judy” throughout the video and not noticing is killing me

  • @willowmarie218
    @willowmarie218 2 роки тому +3245

    Can you imagine how terrifying it would be to be in that situation, desperately trying to tell this family that you've been kidnapped and they're just laughing like you're telling a knock knock joke

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 2 роки тому +103

      "we know..........EVERYONE HERE'S KIDNAPPED :D"
      "i'm gonna d13 here aren't i.........."
      "not as long as you go with the flow and let the stockholm syndrome do it's thing"

    • @heroofthewinds7765
      @heroofthewinds7765 2 роки тому +5

      The experience of many real life men unfortunately

    • @Corn22
      @Corn22 2 роки тому +23

      @@heroofthewinds7765 literally who you absolute brussel sprout

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami 2 роки тому +2

      @@heroofthewinds7765 no

    • @crazy922blade
      @crazy922blade Рік тому +3

      I want someone to make this into a horror movie or game

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 2 роки тому +8556

    I feel like the woman's family didn't believe him not because they're gullible, but because this is a common occurrence. I bet her last bf was kidnapped too. It might even run in the family; her dad may have been kidnapped. This is just a quirky fun tradition for them

    • @petalsandpinstripes9905
      @petalsandpinstripes9905 2 роки тому +434

      this reminds me of an episode of criminal minds where the women in a family get kidnapped to be wives of the men and are raised from like age 10 in the family to be prepared to be a wife.

    • @idadalmeida9536
      @idadalmeida9536 2 роки тому +51

      @@petalsandpinstripes9905 damn what episode

    • @kelthecow8428
      @kelthecow8428 2 роки тому +170

      that would've been a hell of a plot twist tho- ngl kinda wanna see a thriller version of this now

    • @imakebadvideos
      @imakebadvideos 2 роки тому +8

      @@petalsandpinstripes9905 what episode? That sounds really interesting

    • @LeannahW
      @LeannahW 2 роки тому +64

      @@imakebadvideos it's Season 4 Episode 13 called "Bloodline"

  • @jacobash5904
    @jacobash5904 10 місяців тому +238

    Movies always make it seem like eating leftover Chinese food is like a sad thing, when in reality every time I have leftover Chinese food, i just be like "OH FUCK YEAH, LEFTOVER ASIAN FOOD!!!!"

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon 6 місяців тому +12

      RIGHT, leftover takeout is the best

    • @artslife4424
      @artslife4424 28 днів тому +1

      The spices be hitting

  • @biguy27
    @biguy27 8 місяців тому +125

    Her crimes consist of: Kidnapping, threat of bodily harm with a deadly weapon, owning firearm without a license, reckless endangerment with use deadly weapon, discharging firearm without license, discharging firearm in uncontrolled area, bail jumping. Everything should round up to around 30-40 years in prison.

    • @zombiemeat227
      @zombiemeat227 8 місяців тому +11

      but he didn’t press charges so it’s okay 🫶 and they are in love now

    • @RobertMcBride-is-cool
      @RobertMcBride-is-cool 2 місяці тому +2

      In the end isn’t that all what Christmas is about?

    • @Radaron
      @Radaron Місяць тому +4

      she also committed theft by stealing the gun. also irresponsible driving

  • @lycantreyski
    @lycantreyski 2 роки тому +15556

    this movie feels like role playing online with *that* one person who likes to twist the story so they can get their way.

    • @inhale2851
      @inhale2851 2 роки тому +562

      god i felt that

    • @jia2480
      @jia2480 2 роки тому +1456

      *uses unbeatable sword that cannot be dodged or counterattacked*

    • @bennygeck
      @bennygeck 2 роки тому +222

      THIS IS SO ACCURATE O O P

    • @blehhggg
      @blehhggg 2 роки тому +145

      why is this accurate bye

    • @hikaboom
      @hikaboom 2 роки тому +128

      ive never heard something so accurate

  • @greyriviere9161
    @greyriviere9161 2 роки тому +17713

    Not gonna lie; if I said I had been kidnapped and everyone laughed then I would assume they were in on it. A whole kidnapping family.

    • @sourpatchstarkids
      @sourpatchstarkids 2 роки тому +882

      there’s legit criminal minds episodes like that

    • @toocutenoirb.4278
      @toocutenoirb.4278 2 роки тому +638

      Right I would be scared 😳😳😳 like oh nah they do this as a past time 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Emily-oy2nq
      @Emily-oy2nq 2 роки тому +77

      @@sourpatchstarkids Wait which one?? I've finished the show but I don't remember the name of the episode and I've been trying to find it

    • @sourpatchstarkids
      @sourpatchstarkids 2 роки тому +123

      @@Emily-oy2nq I was thinking of two episodes: s4e13 and s7e16. They’re not exactly like this movie but it was close enough to remind me

    • @user-hj8yf3hr4i
      @user-hj8yf3hr4i 2 роки тому +24

      Like house of 1000 corpses!

  • @aspenlovesbirds
    @aspenlovesbirds 9 місяців тому +139

    The “check-off/Chekhov’" joke is absolutely fucking top tier 😭😭😭😭

  • @The_Eevee_Breeder
    @The_Eevee_Breeder 4 місяці тому +82

    I absolutely adore the way Kurtis' face changes instantly as he realizes he said "Squeet"

  • @stevievaughan5096
    @stevievaughan5096 2 роки тому +9948

    “mario lopez’s characters name is david. i’m telling you that so i don’t have to keep using his full name.” …. “so mario lopez stands up” i love it here

    • @dyjbgcr
      @dyjbgcr 2 роки тому +44

      Lol

    • @SpellboundWolf
      @SpellboundWolf Рік тому +16

      Wow dude. Thanks for explaining the joke to us. I wouldn't have understood it otherwise.

    • @fucker3773
      @fucker3773 Рік тому +247

      @@SpellboundWolf wow thanks for reading a comment not directed to you in the slightest. I wouldn’t have understood it otherwise.

    • @Endeavorrrrr
      @Endeavorrrrr Рік тому +39

      Kurtistown is the best town, am I right or am I right? (Hint: I am right)

    • @lashermayfair0
      @lashermayfair0 Рік тому +24

      This was my favorite joke of the video

  • @lvbboi9
    @lvbboi9 2 роки тому +16960

    "I will NOT twerk for genuine stockholm syndrome"
    Truly a hero.

  • @etheldreis6748
    @etheldreis6748 2 роки тому +393

    “I hate movies where the whole problem could be solved by just TALKING to each other. Like COMMUNICATE.” Bro you would HATE webtoons LMAO

    • @dylanrodrigues
      @dylanrodrigues Рік тому +38

      And so many kdramas & cdramas lol

    • @kitkatboard
      @kitkatboard 7 місяців тому +14

      And this is one I don't read webtoons, miscommunication frustrates the hell out of me 😭

    • @etheldreis6748
      @etheldreis6748 7 місяців тому +17

      @@kitkatboard don’t worry they’re not all like that. You just gotta know what you’re looking for

    • @grumzley
      @grumzley 6 місяців тому +9

      Right “so you’re actually a clown and not a world class baker? Well as you know my ex wife and my father left me for clowns. Well, since you were honest with me, maybe I can forgive you, but I need some time “

    • @tsk5328
      @tsk5328 18 днів тому

      intentional miscommunication can be great; if its intentional.
      its what made 'lock stock two smoking barrels'.

  • @alnabulsi313
    @alnabulsi313 Рік тому +849

    After watching this I watched the entire movie, and I'm genuinely shook. It's horrifying that they completely gaslight the audience AND the captive. As a male victim of an abusive female, it's personally particularly frustrating- if a male kidnapped a female in a lifetime movie it would be a REALLY different vibe, and that's infuriating.

    • @idiot46
      @idiot46 10 місяців тому

      im so sorry that happened to you:( i hope you recover from that and get/got the help u need

    • @effbar2400
      @effbar2400 9 місяців тому +10

      Hell yeah ACAB

    • @hamdiyazid200
      @hamdiyazid200 8 місяців тому +22

      I'm really sorry for what had happened to you 😔
      I hope you're doing much better now

    • @psychicbyinternet
      @psychicbyinternet 4 місяці тому +6

      I'm sorry that happened to you and I hope you're doing better now. If it's any consolation, movies just generally seem to be weird about kidnapping. Case in point: Beauty and the Beast.

    • @KEeosFight
      @KEeosFight 4 місяці тому +2

      @psychicbyinternet That more of a misunderstanding of the movie. Yes she learned to care for him but she also pity him for what happened to him. If she genuinely has Stockholm she would of never asked to leave to see her Father again and he wouldn’t of let her if he truly loved her. The defending him and trying to save his life is because she knows he not actually a bad person nor does he deserve to die. Kidnapping is never okay in a realistic world but when you get magically turned to a literal monster that tramua is a bit understandable

  • @Who.isbrian
    @Who.isbrian 2 роки тому +10777

    The old guy saying “back that ass up” while pointing a gun at Mario Lopez is equally unsettling and hilarious.

    • @Veronica.John10-10
      @Veronica.John10-10 2 роки тому +253

      Abc family. Lol

    • @kiamaria331
      @kiamaria331 2 роки тому +247

      Right, I was like 'Well, this film is about to take a turn' lmao.

    • @fax6821
      @fax6821 2 роки тому +3

      True:)
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    • @Mary-wn6ln
      @Mary-wn6ln 2 роки тому +51

      Very glad I’m not the only one who thought this. Lol 😂

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 2 роки тому +10

      @@fax6821 bot begone

  • @pumpkinsmush2489
    @pumpkinsmush2489 2 роки тому +5116

    Terrible Christmas rom-com but if David handled the whole "oh my god, I've been kidnapped" thing more realistically, this would be a very disturbing psychological thriller.

    • @deepfriedspaghetti982
      @deepfriedspaghetti982 2 роки тому +305

      It would be a nice xmas thriller movie tho lol

    • @beans6958
      @beans6958 2 роки тому +8

      @Lswat Ent yeah

    • @addieila
      @addieila 2 роки тому +9

      it could have been a really good movie :’)

    • @deli5194
      @deli5194 2 роки тому +90

      Cause shes a white girl its haha funny. honestly this leads to this terrible culture of whenever a woman does something horrible to a man others say you want it or shes just a girl youre weak

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 2 роки тому +25

      It would have also been a disturbing thriller if the genders were reversed.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 7 місяців тому +47

    "Captor? I hardly knew her!"
    It's not just a pun. It is a perfect encapsulation of the flaw in this plot.

  • @ravengray3095
    @ravengray3095 Рік тому +394

    So Stockholm syndrome is actually empathizing with your captor, not falling in love with them, which is also something that happened in this movie

    • @bigclitenergy
      @bigclitenergy Рік тому +95

      Well actually there are four key components that characterize Stockholm syndrome!: A hostage's development of positive feelings towards the captor. No previous relationship between hostage and captor. A refusal by hostages to cooperate with police and other government authorities. Not just Empathy and it could be them falling in love

    • @wolfe440
      @wolfe440 Рік тому +39

      It could definitely entail falling in love with your captor. There are many different ways to experience Stockholm syndrome, many different ✨b r a n d s✨.

    • @rosecoloredhusky5118
      @rosecoloredhusky5118 Рік тому +43

      Stockholm syndrome can be falling in love with your kidnapper/abuser, but it can also be seeing them as a friend or just having positive feelings about your kidnapper/abuser (source: I have Stockholm syndrome)

    • @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme
      @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme 10 місяців тому +4

      @@bigclitenergy also doesn't it take ages to develop? like months-years?

    • @bigclitenergy
      @bigclitenergy 10 місяців тому +7

      @@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme definitely varies but typically yep!

  • @katesicle
    @katesicle 2 роки тому +8583

    Lawyer here: a person “refusing to press charges” just means that the “victim” will refuse to cooperate with an investigation or testify. The prosecutor can still go forward with the case but it will be a lot harder to win without the victim’s cooperation. However, a prosecutor would likely go forward with a kidnapping case even if the victim doesn’t participate just because the nature of the crime is pretty egregious.

  • @tsou22
    @tsou22 2 роки тому +2696

    the way kurtis says he’s gonna call mario’s character david so he doesn’t need to call him mario lopez but then immediately calls him mario lopez

    • @ari1758
      @ari1758 2 роки тому +19

      That’s Kurtis for you 😂

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 2 роки тому +61

      That was the joke.
      Ba-humbug!

    • @tsou22
      @tsou22 2 роки тому +9

      @Taylor. HELP WHAT

    • @aqiel_leiqa
      @aqiel_leiqa 2 роки тому +2

      explaining the joke when it was super obvious it was a JOKE is super fucking cringe man ew

    • @lochcoda
      @lochcoda 2 роки тому +7

      @@aqiel_leiqa grow up.

  • @vancethesnekdad5987
    @vancethesnekdad5987 Рік тому +164

    I feel compelled to rewrite this movie but as a genuine horror story, its so creepy

    • @Codraroll
      @Codraroll 5 місяців тому +8

      Quick and easy way to do it: Switch the gender of the main characters.

  • @miloselfesteem2326
    @miloselfesteem2326 Рік тому +194

    Let's take a moment to appreciate the existential horror of trying to make a simple quesidilla only to come out with beef wellington

  • @symonew33
    @symonew33 2 роки тому +34168

    Not only did she kidnap him but she kidnapped him at gun point. That’s literally an additional charge lol.

    • @pictonomii3295
      @pictonomii3295 2 роки тому +2278

      A stolen gun at that.

    • @amandatidey5751
      @amandatidey5751 2 роки тому +1640

      ~It's not about the gun she stole, it's about the man she kidnapped along the way~ -Maya Angelou (probably)

    • @pineneedle116
      @pineneedle116 2 роки тому +627

      A stolen, loaded gun.

    • @jeremiahdaniels8974
      @jeremiahdaniels8974 2 роки тому +303

      A stolen, loaded, brown gun

    • @xakirax_8864
      @xakirax_8864 2 роки тому +90

      @@amandatidey5751 I- 😭💀

  •  2 роки тому +11346

    being not only kidnapped, and not only forced into the role of being a part of a family I don't know, but having that family of strangers gaslight me and convince me into thinking I'm supposed to be there is probably my worst nightmare now cheers

    • @EskimoPagan
      @EskimoPagan 2 роки тому +22

      @mikoy huio and then her shoving a bulky, ugly ass hat on the curls she just spent all that time setting

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 2 роки тому +481

      This movie is so insulting to people that have actually been kidnapped and vindicating the main character as a being the good girl. "Because sometimes being crazy can make you happy." Imagine being a victim of kidnap watching this movie paint the picture of this Turdy girl being justified for doing one of the most heinous crimes out there.

    • @leveret9148
      @leveret9148 2 роки тому +83

      its like the opposite of dear evan hanson

    • @djejshyaven5273
      @djejshyaven5273 2 роки тому +112

      This almost sounds like the plot of “Get Out,” the horror movie.

    • @DevilJhoMama
      @DevilJhoMama 2 роки тому +2

      @mikoy huio bots ruin youtube.

  • @TigirlakaLaserwolf6
    @TigirlakaLaserwolf6 Рік тому +474

    My family watches this every year after baking cookies for 6-8 hours. We can quote the dinner scene by heart. It's a TERRIBLE movie, but it's a hell of a good time.

  • @trianglemoebius
    @trianglemoebius Рік тому +750

    I haven't seem anyone note this: The pistol is an early flintlock. You can point at whoever you want, unless you have actual black powder, a lead ball, and have the knowledge on how to manually load a flintlock, you aren't going to be able to fire that thing. And even if you do, the lack of rifling means you'll have to be EXTREMELY lucky it if hits the intended target, even at fairly close range.
    Putting aside that this means her boss had all that laying around (flintlocks can't remain loaded for extended periods of time and still fire, so no the gun wasn't just loaded to begin with), you can only fire it once before you need to reload it. Which means as soon as she shot the seat, she was COMPLETELY UNARMED and David could have taken that chance to free himself.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Рік тому +127

      David probably didn't have that extensive gun knowledge lol

    • @dylanrodrigues
      @dylanrodrigues Рік тому +134

      Why are you acting like David would know all that? He’s not a redcoat trying to put down a rebellion in the colonies, why tf would he know so much about flintlocks.

    • @kitcobb6046
      @kitcobb6046 Рік тому +19

      @@dylanrodrigues Okay this comment is amazing XD

    • @chaosflash7
      @chaosflash7 Рік тому

      it’s a flint lock, how do you not know this shit? where’s the rest of the ammo going to go when there’s no magazine. also. she’s a klutzy white city woman, you really think she’s capable of murder?

    • @datsephardicboi9358
      @datsephardicboi9358 11 місяців тому +15

      @@dylanrodrigues he would've at least known that flintlocks only hold one shot, that's pretty common knowledge

  • @aanonymousamanda1711
    @aanonymousamanda1711 2 роки тому +8326

    I hate movies when all the parents care about is whether their daughter has a mate. They don't even care that he goes around telling people that he's been kidnapped which is a pretty big red flag. They just accept it because at least he showed. Pretty low standards for your kid.

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 роки тому +512

      M a t e

    • @vincentvangag
      @vincentvangag 2 роки тому +377

      a.. mate?!

    • @spookyfirkser
      @spookyfirkser 2 роки тому +304

      A MATE????????

    • @kribbledibble3291
      @kribbledibble3291 2 роки тому +113

      Well, she did kidnap him, so he’s clearly not her boyfriend.

    • @ctrlqae
      @ctrlqae 2 роки тому +300

      I’m getting major omegaverse vibes from the word *MATE*

  • @Born_Banjaxed
    @Born_Banjaxed 2 роки тому +2774

    Even if David dropped the charges, I can't believe her boss isn't prosecuting her for stealing his heirloom gun.

    • @TheZombifiedGuy
      @TheZombifiedGuy 2 роки тому +147

      Yeah! That thing is clearly an antique, wtf

    • @scabgirlcreates
      @scabgirlcreates 2 роки тому +12

      He was into her best friend, who undoubtedly told him to go easy on her.

    • @RachaelLongLastName
      @RachaelLongLastName 2 роки тому +2

      All’s well that ends well

    • @tiffanykim2773
      @tiffanykim2773 2 роки тому +1

      Idk maybe because it's a movie 😂

    • @socialistbarbie9176
      @socialistbarbie9176 2 роки тому +58

      @@tiffanykim2773 why are you replying to everyone and trying to defend this movie? Is this like your favourite Christmas movie or something?

  • @evelyn_lavender
    @evelyn_lavender Рік тому +95

    8:37 I’ve seen so many of Kurtis’s videos that I laugh internally instead of externally, but the fucking “4000 squeet” had my ROLLING 💀💀💀

    • @maddyxnxk
      @maddyxnxk 8 місяців тому +8

      I WAS FUCKING DYING AT THAT MAN. then when he was like "done because I’m embarrassed" omg💀💀💀

    • @MicahLWade
      @MicahLWade 6 місяців тому +2

      @@maddyxnxk "I'm gonna squeet"

  • @WilbertBeltman
    @WilbertBeltman Рік тому +205

    I'm so happy you brought up the apartment thing, Its so annoying that so many movies do that, where the main character live in "a poor house" or "a tiny house" when its like a fucking huge house, or amazing apartment that should be super expensive

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality 4 місяці тому +1

      catch me living in a literal mansion and still insisting that i'm poor because i eat chinese takeout leftovers from my dinner the night before lol
      edit: so i just realized after typing this that Shane Dawson literally does that lol 💀

  • @influencerzwerg
    @influencerzwerg 2 роки тому +3431

    Her doing an at-home-perm just before leaving for a job interview was the first sign that this woman is off her fucking rockers

    • @oohily
      @oohily Рік тому +16

      😂😂😂

    • @TitaniumTronic
      @TitaniumTronic Рік тому +7

      What's an at-home-perm??

    • @leighafterdark
      @leighafterdark Рік тому +55

      @@TitaniumTronic instead of traditionally going to a salon and letting a professional perm your hair, you buy the perming kit and do it yourself

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion Рік тому +8

      Bold choice, Cotton.

    • @car6938
      @car6938 Рік тому +30

      as someone who was debating doing at-home-perm the day before school starts, im so glad i found this comment 😂

  • @honeydrew
    @honeydrew 2 роки тому +9354

    I'm really sick of curly hair being seen as messy and unkempt

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 2 роки тому +608

      As a curly hair person, I agree.

    • @honeydrew
      @honeydrew Рік тому +164

      @@suezuccati304 my curl pattern is like a 3a-3c :3

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 Рік тому +95

      @@honeydrew 2c here

    • @Scriblyn
      @Scriblyn Рік тому +141

      Same. My hair is actually all of those things but regardless

    • @perfectheart7010
      @perfectheart7010 Рік тому +125

      My hair isn't curly but I agree.

  • @Sai4651
    @Sai4651 Рік тому +455

    17:48 - I have a bachelor's degree in Criminal Justice, and while I am still a novice as the law, something that pisses me off is how in movies cops constantly make up fake laws/threats to get what they want. Unless you physically do something that aids in the kidnapping, you have done nothing wrong. You as an individual are not responsible to stop crimes and you have no obligation to help the police to do their jobs. If any cops threaten you into compliance, I recommend remaining silent and seeking out an attorney. Having an attorney when a cop interrogates you is vital, since the police aren't always interested in seeking your best interest.

    • @signedjordan2285
      @signedjordan2285 Рік тому +40

      I mean it's not unrealistic...

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 Рік тому

      Cops are legally allowed to straight up lie to people during interrogations though, so there's that

    • @marciaguy10899
      @marciaguy10899 Рік тому

      Cops are legally allowed to lie in the US, so they could absolutely have lied to make her feel scared into complying

    • @dylanrodrigues
      @dylanrodrigues Рік тому +27

      Wait till you learn about what cops do IRL…

    • @alchemicmercury
      @alchemicmercury Рік тому +16

      I will never forget the horror of going into my commanders office first thing in the morning and being red my rights. I was soooo scared and confused, mainly beceause I had not done anything illegal. So the first thing that I did was invoke my right to my attorney. I figured my attorney could explain to me what was going on. She said that it was basically some sort of fishing expedition, never heard the full story.

  • @junkpool
    @junkpool 9 місяців тому +42

    id rather come to the party dumped and boyfriendless than show off my boyfriend who is insanely ranting about being kidnapped the entire time

  • @alexsiemers7898
    @alexsiemers7898 2 роки тому +3691

    “Christmas wasn’t about a week ago it was about family”
    15 seconds in and Kurt’s spitting absolute bars

    • @brandebetts1199
      @brandebetts1199 2 роки тому +18

      Did someone just summon Vin diesel

    • @MelissaLawrence2002
      @MelissaLawrence2002 2 роки тому +9

      In Kurtistown, we are a family, he abandoned us, just like my dad does everyday. Just kidding, I don't blame him for wanting to spend time with his loved ones, I'd be doing the same thing and I'm not actually mad. Better late than never.

  • @xenonhuffer
    @xenonhuffer 2 роки тому +2575

    calling leftovers “yesterday food” is gold and you can’t tell me otherwise

    • @sensorsoonn6494
      @sensorsoonn6494 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/UKJWKMNjQ-4/v-deo.html

    • @lilsaam
      @lilsaam 2 роки тому +9

      Leftovers? *That's* *right*

    • @LifeOfLiana
      @LifeOfLiana 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/Mw6RiV0QVxY/v-deo.html vlog ;D

    • @tedddybear
      @tedddybear 2 роки тому +2

      @@lilsaam let’s ride !!

    • @willbyadams
      @willbyadams 2 роки тому +4

      *John Mulaney voice* "we do not want the food of yesterday! No! We want the food of today!!!"

  • @livrose3567
    @livrose3567 5 місяців тому +20

    What’s wild is that they are 2 reasonably big actors who agreed to do this movie

  • @FollowerofDuck
    @FollowerofDuck Рік тому +131

    the fact that the family was not surprised at all might imply that this was not her first time doing this

  • @leinaamatsuji-berry561
    @leinaamatsuji-berry561 2 роки тому +8719

    Chekhov’s gun being reduced to “shoot that thang” is making me cry bless your head Kurtis

    • @bread3050
      @bread3050 2 роки тому +480

      chekhov being led to by "check-off" is one of the best bits of wordplay I think I've ever heard

    • @kastryulyaedits5623
      @kastryulyaedits5623 2 роки тому +103

      @@bread3050 I didn't get it when I watched the video even though I'm Russian... thank you that's really a brilliant wordplay!!

    • @drewc9488
      @drewc9488 2 роки тому +22

      I fucking laughed out loud WOW

    • @anabellem4033
      @anabellem4033 2 роки тому +15

      @@bread3050 no bc i literally WHEEZED

    • @LizzyPentz
      @LizzyPentz 2 роки тому +8

      Seriously genius 😂

  • @CyberNoop
    @CyberNoop 2 роки тому +13720

    holiday in handcuffs sounds like a movie about the sad inside life of a prisoner during Christmas

    • @XonAscension
      @XonAscension 2 роки тому +116

      I agree dude.

    • @ari1758
      @ari1758 2 роки тому +632

      That would’ve been a much better movie imo

    • @L0N0.
      @L0N0. 2 роки тому +100

      Highkey wanna see that happen

    • @EdricCoconut
      @EdricCoconut 2 роки тому +85

      Netflix documentary when

    • @p0cket4rt
      @p0cket4rt 2 роки тому +53

      i would actually watch that

  • @lordtrigon1733
    @lordtrigon1733 2 роки тому +101

    I’m surprised Mario Lopez wasn’t also arrested, one of the most important accessories to a kidnapping is the kidnapee.

  • @ReidFoose
    @ReidFoose Рік тому +71

    The fact that he did cover Holiday Ham Hole in 2022 makes this way better.

    • @ilikeindiemusic
      @ilikeindiemusic 11 місяців тому

      i still prefer Holiday at the H. H. Holmes Hotel. would be like a saw christmas special.

  • @abbyw.2503
    @abbyw.2503 2 роки тому +2116

    one thing I can always rely on: I never know how a Kurtis Conner skit will end

  • @reymosisjones3892
    @reymosisjones3892 2 роки тому +4119

    Don’t be embarrassed, Kurtis. I have “squeet” moments all the time. Like the time I combined Gwen and Stefani into “Gwefani”.

    • @mills9488
      @mills9488 2 роки тому +196

      i love that, she should definitely change her name to gwefani

    • @pastelk
      @pastelk 2 роки тому +132

      everybody has a squeet moment at least once in their life

    • @DanasGoneCrazy
      @DanasGoneCrazy 2 роки тому +86

      people call Scarlet Johanson "ScarJo" and merge celebs first and last names together all the time don't see why she cant be Gwefani :)

    • @baylees9800
      @baylees9800 2 роки тому +54

      Zefron…

    • @KaliN521
      @KaliN521 2 роки тому +114

      Im a waitress and accidentally told multiple people “your problem” when trying to say either you’re welcome or no problem…

  • @bleubby
    @bleubby Рік тому +162

    10:15 This is such a horror concept tho imagine you've been kidnapped and no one believes you or worse people around you basically acts like its where you're supposed to be that's so scary just how that person must feel

    • @toceeno874
      @toceeno874 Рік тому +10

      cure to wellness did this i think

    • @Mx.muffin
      @Mx.muffin 7 місяців тому +5

      Horror movie idea

  • @Minty1337
    @Minty1337 Рік тому +48

    15:30 you joked about titanic, but the radio not being used and ignoring communication from a ship that was warning them about the ice berg was one of the biggest factors in it sinking

  • @aBANDIT.
    @aBANDIT. 2 роки тому +6527

    The dry cut to “I’m gunna Squeet” had me laughing hard for way longer than it should

    • @bugabea4059
      @bugabea4059 2 роки тому +72

      I haven't even watched the video yet but this being the first comment I see is making me laugh

    • @RavnicaRaven
      @RavnicaRaven 2 роки тому +67

      More like wet cut

    • @sensorsoonn6494
      @sensorsoonn6494 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/UKJWKMNjQ-4/v-deo.html

    • @Natalie-101
      @Natalie-101 2 роки тому +63

      8:46 enjoy

    • @bugabea4059
      @bugabea4059 2 роки тому +7

      i appreciate the sentiment but you sent this 2 hours after i commented, i had seen it already

  • @UccCoffeeWithMilk
    @UccCoffeeWithMilk 2 роки тому +2619

    I kinda feel bad for his girlfriend. Joining a police investigation yourself & going house to house is already too much effort to put into a man but then after all that he dumps her & gets with the bitch that kidnapped him. I’d be livid

    • @JackalopeBunny
      @JackalopeBunny 2 роки тому +306

      Plus he was almost engaged to her, as it seemed she knew that he was going to ask her to marry him. It's pretty much cheating as far as I'm concerned.

    • @DC_let_the_Waynes_be_happy
      @DC_let_the_Waynes_be_happy 2 роки тому +194

      What I don't get is why the girlfriend and the cops or court or whatever didn't realize it was Stockholm syndrome,like,it wasn't even mentioned

    • @gingy3778
      @gingy3778 2 роки тому +112

      @@JackalopeBunny I mean, if it was Stockholm syndrome, idk if that should count as cheating. I feel like you’d be more worried that your boyfriends mind broke instead of being angry that he fell for his kidnapper…

    • @khushbudabhade2976
      @khushbudabhade2976 2 роки тому +84

      a sequel: the ex girlfriend kidnaps him. Stockholm syndrome all over again.

    • @BeachLifeinDeath
      @BeachLifeinDeath 2 роки тому +1

      BLADEE pfp ❤️🛡️

  • @alexisdominey6487
    @alexisdominey6487 Рік тому +122

    "Doesn't matter what crazy thing you do, as long as you're happy,"
    Just apply that to every Batman villain.
    "Yes your honor, Joker did blow up a supermarket killing 30 people but he's happy isn't that all that matters?"

  • @sanrihoe.
    @sanrihoe. 9 місяців тому +5

    i’ll be stock-holm for christmas

  • @larbot3433
    @larbot3433 2 роки тому +896

    This is one of those movies where I think "if they were a dude they would be considered an actual psychopath" like this is a horror film played off as a cute rom com.

    • @carolinewheeler77
      @carolinewheeler77 2 роки тому +45

      Sadly this is not true. 365 days is a movie like this with the genders swapped

    • @editoe_b
      @editoe_b 2 роки тому +7

      @@carolinewheeler77 you literally could have just said Beauty and the Beast

    • @anouk9613
      @anouk9613 2 роки тому +7

      I feel like it would be a good plot for a thriller, where in the first half it is played off as a rom com with a quirky girl. Then you realize that she is a psychopath and it's not cute, he is in actual danger. To use people's preconceived notions about gender and make them realize it is a strange double standard. I guess kind of similar to Gone Girl

  • @johnaverill6308
    @johnaverill6308 2 роки тому +2690

    What you're referring to is whats called dummy plot, where the conflict that drives the story could easily be resolved by the characters displaying a normal human level of communication

    • @kolldm
      @kolldm 2 роки тому +191

      aka the most frustration plot ever 😭

    • @alexres8327
      @alexres8327 2 роки тому +57

      Aka so many episodes of modern family

    • @wolfeevi
      @wolfeevi 2 роки тому +35

      @@alexres8327 at least modern family is funny and entertaining

    • @PrincessSixThirteen
      @PrincessSixThirteen 2 роки тому +20

      TIL. Thank you, I can now more effectively explain so many hated storylines.

    • @ian_edits_
      @ian_edits_ 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah, I've only heard it refered to as idiot plot, but both are probably used.

  • @lexiarie6545
    @lexiarie6545 Рік тому +103

    I feel like we should talk about how she didn't just "mess up her hair", she did a whole PERM on it as soon as she woke up. Perms are so dangerous and hard to do that you have to find a hairstylist that specializes in them... and you definitely don't do it at home. Hilarious thing to see in the beginning scene

    • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
      @SpagettiSpeltWrong 6 місяців тому

      I've done a perm at home dozens of times. It's definitely not easy but it's also not dangerously hard unless you're a complete fucking idiot

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality 4 місяці тому

      dangerous and can't do it at home??? UHHHH, tell that to Jenna Marbles sweaty. literally shaking my smh rn fr. 🙄

  • @scratchesNcracks
    @scratchesNcracks Рік тому +54

    8:47 I CHOKED ON MY CEREAL, FOR FODS SAKE KURTIS STOP BEING FUNNY

  • @ATakTakTak
    @ATakTakTak 2 роки тому +4179

    This could so easily be reimagined as a legit horror movie, but it's probably scarier by being presented as a wholesome family movie like here.
    Still, imagine being a family member of the kidnapper and realizing what is going on in the middle of the event...

    • @keepyourshoesathedoor
      @keepyourshoesathedoor 2 роки тому +87

      That’d be a good movie.

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 2 роки тому +118

      idk even her whole family seems crazy

    • @stellamckay221
      @stellamckay221 2 роки тому +83

      lmao, almost lowkey like Get Out

    • @bloodyvalentines
      @bloodyvalentines 2 роки тому +23

      Buffalo 66’ is basically the non wholesome version of this. It isn’t the best movie but eh

    • @kittycatcrunchie
      @kittycatcrunchie 2 роки тому +7

      Is this not just the plot of Invisible Man

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 2 роки тому +7886

    i want to be invited to the *KurtisConnerIsOverTheMoonBecauseHe’sSoHappyThatHeMadeAGoodPoint* party

  • @sugarmelody1001
    @sugarmelody1001 Рік тому +27

    I’m at a hockey game and the guy next to me shouted, “Shoot that thang!” and now I have “You better shoot that thang” going through my head over and over. Felt the need to share that.

  • @nicks6657
    @nicks6657 2 роки тому +46

    10:50 he could LITERALLY just walk ouy of the house and or ask to use the phone and call someone

  • @patrickd.397
    @patrickd.397 2 роки тому +3307

    Friendly reminder that if a scenario suddenly turns creepy af when the gender roles are reversed, it was already creepy af to begin with and shouldn’t have been done
    You know, like this entire movie

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 Рік тому +111

      I've found that a good tip is to make everyone a blank slate from the bottom up when coming up with a concept, then deciding what should and shouldn't be included/taken seriously from that

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Рік тому +1

      Haha, it's funny cuz men can't be victims of kidnapping or sexual assault. That could never happen /s

    • @victoriatropeano6625
      @victoriatropeano6625 Рік тому +38

      idk 365 days was significantly worse and everybody loved it

    • @Alexander59059
      @Alexander59059 Рік тому +55

      @@victoriatropeano6625
      I have not seen a single person say anything good about that movie
      What are you talking about

    • @shwahgamer
      @shwahgamer Рік тому +34

      If you take out the corny Hallmark jokes, and turn the lighting down a bit, then you've instantly got a Lifetime drama. You don't even have to change the plot!

  • @Meppity
    @Meppity 2 роки тому +16730

    I'm so excited for the introduction of "squeet" into the Kurtis Conner lore.

  • @Pi_Likethenumber
    @Pi_Likethenumber Рік тому +31

    20:25 imagine a man kidnaps a ten-year-old and then gets away with it absolutely no consequences because the ten-year-old doesn't press charges

  • @SaintRukus
    @SaintRukus 7 місяців тому +10

    how the hell did she manage to successfully load a black powder pistol in a diner and not get caught?

  • @aliyasexception
    @aliyasexception 2 роки тому +1131

    imagine expecting to meet your boyfriend at a diner and he doesn’t show up and he’s missing for a few days before calling you to tell you he’s been kidnapped so you call the police and save him from the woman who kidnapped him only for him to dump you before you get married to be with the woman who kidnapped him
    justice for david’s girlfriend

    • @caryn7154
      @caryn7154 2 роки тому +85

      what in the wattpad-

    • @aliyasexception
      @aliyasexception 2 роки тому +118

      @@caryn7154 it would definitely be a one direction wattpad fic and it would definitely be called stockholm syndrome

    • @p0cket4rt
      @p0cket4rt 2 роки тому

      BULLSHIT

    • @velocijaster2102
      @velocijaster2102 2 роки тому +48

      In the movie his girlfriend was awful to him, the staff, her family. The theme of the movie is everyone is doing what's expected of them instead of what they want. The girlfriend wants the money and power of marrying him. He thinks he has to marry a high society broad because he came from nothing and he thinks that's what he's supposed to want. All of the kids think they have to hide what they want to do so it looks like they are doing what's expected by the parents. Even the parents are only doing Christmas in a cabin because they feel they're expected to make Christmas special and big every year.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 2 роки тому +20

      The girlfriend immediately gets more sympathy points from me because she's played by Gabrielle Miller who was Lacey in Corner Gas and Melissa Joan Hart was in that terrible Evangelical Conservative movie "God's Not Dead 2".

  • @low-keydrama1260
    @low-keydrama1260 2 роки тому +5927

    You know what would’ve been a better movie? If the man and the woman are both complete strangers taking separate road trips to see their family/job event for Christmas. They meet at this tourist-trap town while taking the night off and go to a magic show hosted by a hotel there where a crappy magician uses these old handcuffs that won’t come off. So in order to get to their respective events on time they take a detour together on the road to find this one locksmith or key in order to get the handcuffs off and they end up bonding and falling in love during the process. Yeah Ik this sounds bad but hey; at least it’s better than one of the main characters kidnapping and holding the other main character (THE LOVE INTEREST NONETHELESS) hostage.

    • @katlover7
      @katlover7 2 роки тому +309

      I like it:)

    • @lemmewatchmybl978
      @lemmewatchmybl978 2 роки тому +357

      Fanfic material! ... 🤔😬

    • @treshurwilliams-carter4006
      @treshurwilliams-carter4006 2 роки тому +403

      This is actually along the lines of what I expected this movie to be like. I prefer your version a lot more

    • @wavy6470
      @wavy6470 2 роки тому +130

      That's horrifying too, sorry. Being forced to go to bathroom together with a total stranger, not having any privacy etc. I would go totally crazy

    • @signodeinterrogacion8361
      @signodeinterrogacion8361 2 роки тому +49

      That’d become a certified hood classic

  • @anthea9188
    @anthea9188 Рік тому +27

    cant wait for the ‘holiday ham hole hahaha’ video this year 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

  • @turner15
    @turner15 Рік тому +14

    I feel like Romeo and Juliet is the only story where the miscommunication makes sense because they’re like fourteen years old in the original and kids aren’t exactly known for common sense.

  • @maja194
    @maja194 2 роки тому +1097

    Love how Trudy’s hair just goes back to being normal at some point bc it was just ugly and they were over it

    • @noelle2624
      @noelle2624 2 роки тому +68

      Her sister fixed it cause she’s a hairdresser or something

    • @fax6821
      @fax6821 2 роки тому

      Finally!!
      ua-cam.com/video/82irY0C9RBo/v-deo.html ..

    • @awkwardturtle105
      @awkwardturtle105 2 роки тому +5

      @@noelle2624 that's not possible though, because the way she did her hair was called a perm and perms fully change the hair strand. It's some big science-y thing that I don't fully want to explain but there would be absolutely no way for her to fix it that soon and so if it was messed up, it'd have to be like that for at least 4 months

    • @noelle2624
      @noelle2624 2 роки тому +17

      @@awkwardturtle105 no if you wash ur hair enough times you can get rid of the perm, also her sister could have just done a perm but rather than it being a curl perm it would have been a straightening one.

    • @awkwardturtle105
      @awkwardturtle105 2 роки тому +1

      @@noelle2624 oh, I thought perms were permanent for a certain amount of months. Thanks for telling me

  • @pissapocalypse
    @pissapocalypse 2 роки тому +2575

    Im so confused about why he would dump his girlfriend for his kidnapper. Like she's probably capable of other things like murder and has done it before. That would be a terrifying person to be with

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 2 роки тому +170

      Trauma affects people differently. There have been cases where women who were r*ped would go back to their r*pists to be with them. Trauma doesn't always make sense.

    • @twnikto
      @twnikto 2 роки тому +232

      that is literally what stockholm syndrome is.

    • @tiffanykim2773
      @tiffanykim2773 2 роки тому +8

      I think ........maybe because it's a movie and was thus in the script 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @ana7icia
      @ana7icia 2 роки тому +82

      @@nomoretwitterhandles yeah definitely this, i can relate to it as well. and while that super plausibly was the character’s ordeal, the writing is just too nondescript and shallow to make a point with it. it’s less like that concept and more like “it’s a funny twisted fairytale ending!” which kinda irritates me bc then for real survivors it makes it seem like we’re just dumb and we willingly walk into danger (ofc sometimes people do but like ykk) oookk i lost my train of thought just wanted to build on your comment bc you made a great point lol

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 2 роки тому +64

      I hate how the writers did this. Also why aren't more people talking about this? His dumped his girlfriend, the one who sent the police looking for him after he was kidnapped for the woman who kidnapped him, because they had a little bonding moment? What?

  • @sean_mccadden
    @sean_mccadden Рік тому +17

    The guy on the poster looked like Danny Gonzalez for a second 😂 I honestly would totally watch a cheesy stockholm comedy starring Danny Gonzalez 🤣

  • @pap-fr
    @pap-fr 4 місяці тому +2

    My dad used to force us to watch this every holiday seasons several times often severeal a day. He absolutely loved it and none of us understood why.
    So glad he's dead now.

  • @mr.farrowsclass6592
    @mr.farrowsclass6592 2 роки тому +1415

    Kurtis: "Not only did she steal him"
    Me: "Don't you dare, don't you dare say it"
    Kurtis: "She stole his heart"

    • @MaddyPerez128
      @MaddyPerez128 2 роки тому +41

      Fanfic writers: HE STOLE OUR LINE

    • @sebjames4021
      @sebjames4021 2 роки тому +8

      @@MaddyPerez128 People watching this video: He stole my last two brain cells

    • @DAEDAEANT
      @DAEDAEANT 2 роки тому +1

      That exact same thought process went through my mind

    • @daadaa6356
      @daadaa6356 2 роки тому +2

      I literally skipped forward before he said it. There was no way I was gonna let him say that lmao

  • @farlonmuentes6004
    @farlonmuentes6004 2 роки тому +2871

    "so how do we portray a poor person?"
    "i don't know, steve. maybe they eat leftovers?"
    "that's right. I've never eaten a food from yesterday because i have personal chef so it must be a poor thing"

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 2 роки тому +116

      you most likely unknowingly just wrote a transcript for an exiting conversation

    • @impossiblehanley2732
      @impossiblehanley2732 Рік тому +79

      The worst part is that it's a christmas movie. Acting like pos-christmas eve december isn't Leftovers' Month.

    • @dyt2000
      @dyt2000 Рік тому +9

      If we ever have leftover food from dinner I tell my wife put it in something so I can take it to work tomorrow for lunch

    • @GmmBeast
      @GmmBeast Рік тому +29

      Also am I the only one who thinks like Chinese takeout is actually expensive??

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Рік тому +17

      "But they still have a big house though right?"
      "Obviously. And you can trust me because I'm an expert."

  • @indumatipngtuber2790
    @indumatipngtuber2790 Рік тому +42

    This is slightly better then a Hallmark Christmas Movie, if only because I look at these kinds of movies ironically and it's because it's not the same copy/paste plot over and over and over again.

  • @Ellie-ek1uv
    @Ellie-ek1uv 5 місяців тому +5

    the thing that gets me with the Chinese takeout is that the container is just wide open while it's in the fridge

  • @sammysquirrel855
    @sammysquirrel855 2 роки тому +6500

    The term “full gooby” implies the existence of half gooby and quarter gooby, and I just want to know what amount of gooby kurtis feels on a daily basis

    • @gregothy9190
      @gregothy9190 2 роки тому +339

      That's unless gooby is a binary value, in which case, perhaps good ol' Kurt is normally at no gooby

    • @moykurs
      @moykurs 2 роки тому +240

      @@gregothy9190 goobyless, if you will

    • @_RainbowAngela_
      @_RainbowAngela_ 2 роки тому +189

      @@moykurs so "full gooby" could also be expressed with goobyful, maximum goobyness, or gooby-licious.

    • @sillygoose420
      @sillygoose420 2 роки тому +119

      my grandpa was gooby that makes me quarter gooby

    • @mabelpines7649
      @mabelpines7649 2 роки тому +36

      @@_RainbowAngela_ GOOBY-LICIOUS NAWW

  • @salimanabi5252
    @salimanabi5252 2 роки тому +12127

    are we all gonna ignore how obsessed Kurtis is with smearing poop on the walls ???

    • @Bionicbutter43
      @Bionicbutter43 2 роки тому +678

      Well duh he wasn't careful and smoked leaf and screamed the smoke out

    • @Doge-lb8dq
      @Doge-lb8dq 2 роки тому +59

      yes

    • @zanna7494
      @zanna7494 2 роки тому +442

      He’s really trying to scare off potential kidnappers lol

    • @tarekyoungapelian4542
      @tarekyoungapelian4542 2 роки тому +432

      It’s called a running gag. That or he’s trying to let us all know he has a massive scat fetish.

    • @annefrankenstein9290
      @annefrankenstein9290 2 роки тому +99

      Im far more shook at how we're all ignoring whatever the fuck is happening to sabrinas hair

  • @willthunder7212
    @willthunder7212 Рік тому +14

    This just sparked an old memory from when I was 8 I remember having a huge flu on Christmas day. My oldest sister was assigned to tend and nurse me and during that she watched this show like 2 times on repeat. I can only associate this show with a throbbing headache and stomach pain.

  • @yayalucia7997
    @yayalucia7997 Рік тому +15

    The Chekhov joke was so underappreciated in its brilliance

  • @Indomitable_Alykat
    @Indomitable_Alykat 2 роки тому +2586

    Bro, as someone who developed PTSD and actual Stockholm Syndrome from being trapped in an abuse situation, your analysis of this movie is super valid. An abusive person/captor will do Anything to keep you there and you start to realize that the best thing you can do is just try to cooperate so they don't hurt you and keep your head down. Then over time, you really start to sympathize with them and make excuses for them ("they've just been through a lot", "I stress them out", etc). I rebelled as much as I could but eventually, I had to choose between that and surviving. I kind of can't believe this movie was actually made and no one saw a problem with it like,, Wtf 😬

    • @bibibobi
      @bibibobi 2 роки тому +127

      hope you are safe now

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 2 роки тому +91

      Really hoping you’re doing better now. It’s a hard thing to live through but things eventually get easier and I wish you a wonderful and safe new year.

    • @heg203
      @heg203 2 роки тому +55

      I’ve been through something similar, so I totally understand you and agree. Hope you’re doing better now. Xx

    • @neckbackcripplinganxietyattack
      @neckbackcripplinganxietyattack 2 роки тому +31

      Glad ur safe now, I really like how kirtis analyses things like this (not limited to falling out youtubers who have really crappy and rape-y behaviour) it makes me feel safe as someone who suffered with the same things (excluding the Stockholm) but yeah, I definitely see how he’s sort of a scourge of comfort almost.

    • @MelissaLawrence2002
      @MelissaLawrence2002 2 роки тому +41

      I was in many abusive relationships over the years (thankfully I'm engaged to someone who isn't even a tiny bit abusive), and I second this. It was so hard to unlearn this. I still struggle to feel safe just because I'm waiting for my current partner to snap and be just like them. I'll start apologizing profusely for the tiniest things, I'm expecting him to punish me, and he's never ever let me leave the conversation without helping me know that he won't punish me and that everything's ok. I've been out of those terrible relationships for about 5ish years now, and I still am healing from them. They are so damaging to go through. You feel as though you deserve everything horrible they do to you. You act out, realizing they are abusive eventually, and you still feel stuck. They convince you they are the only person who will ever "love" you.

  • @lalasmith1998
    @lalasmith1998 2 роки тому +1906

    With the perm, she literally could have wet her hair down and it would have gone away. We've all seen Legally Blonde right!?

    • @artiseen
      @artiseen 2 роки тому +18

      Yupp

    • @susioeandno1else
      @susioeandno1else Рік тому +5

      Trudy hasn't...

    • @ttthecat
      @ttthecat Рік тому

      @Manuela Montuori #facts

    • @kaylynvandermerwe
      @kaylynvandermerwe Рік тому +14

      legally blonde is actually the only reason i knew that fact thank you

    • @ninar9664
      @ninar9664 Рік тому +1

      Trudy clearly hasn’t seen legally blonde because she would know that if she did. Fun fact: that’s how they knew she committed the crime

  • @elisecode2212
    @elisecode2212 Рік тому +27

    at 4:12 it took me a second to realize he was asking for a table for two, i thought he was just doing a peace sign lmao

  • @milkduds57
    @milkduds57 Рік тому +8

    i just realized this was the first kurtis video i ever watched. i only remembered bc of the "smearing my shit on the walls" part and remembered being like okay yes i need to watch more of this man

  • @cam_z
    @cam_z 2 роки тому +904

    Love how Kurtis keeps referring to kidnapping as "stealing a person"

    • @heathenised
      @heathenised 2 роки тому +33

      i mean....... that's kinda what it is 😔

    • @pastelk
      @pastelk 2 роки тому +1

      He's not wrong lol

  • @devons.3481
    @devons.3481 2 роки тому +2050

    "squeet" made me chuckle bc in high school i did tech for the addams family musical and one of the characters accidentally said "squeet" instead of square feet on stage in front of an auditorium full of people. he was 16 and he had to just keep going and say the next line while all of us nerds on headsets had to be scolded by the stage manager for laughing too much and risking fucking up the audio/light cues
    so thank you for that delightful memory kurtis

    • @drewc9488
      @drewc9488 2 роки тому +81

      G o d I miss having shit like that happen in theater. I was in the booth doing sound and since I knew the script so well, I got to laugh HARD when something like that happened

    • @drewc9488
      @drewc9488 2 роки тому +52

      And I’ve def missed cues bc of line flubs. I do not miss having the director’s eyes sear into my window

    • @autisticle010
      @autisticle010 2 роки тому +21

      I remember going to a school play my friend was in, and at one point one kid was in a gorilla costume during a huge pool noodle fight. My friend told me that was improvised. The play was like a modern version of Romeo and Juliet where the mc and love interest star in the play, but it ends up going horribly wrong. Idk if I explained it properly.

    • @DoctorNemmo
      @DoctorNemmo Рік тому +33

      Outside of the USA no one would make that stupid mistake because we use square meters.
      Squeeters.

  • @liamm2122
    @liamm2122 Рік тому +8

    As someone who is in film school, I can confirm "you shoot that thang" is in fact the quote

  • @sophiecoates2292
    @sophiecoates2292 Рік тому +4

    Stockholm for the holidays.

  • @schwartzghandi
    @schwartzghandi 2 роки тому +1492

    This movie is the embodiment of "how can it be a hate crime if I loved doing it?"

  • @madisonelizabeth329
    @madisonelizabeth329 2 роки тому +410

    So now there’s “Surface leather” “Physible” and “Squeet” The iconic quotes just keep coming

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 2 роки тому +7

      You're forgetting my favorite "Squirtis Conner"

    • @sarah_sabin
      @sarah_sabin 2 роки тому +5

      I'm gonna Squeet

    • @ebkits10
      @ebkits10 2 роки тому

      @Josh the Joshey Boii wait are you the josh who made the song?!?! Lmao

  • @alnabulsi313
    @alnabulsi313 Рік тому +9

    I'm absolutely here for the feisty grandma- "idk who brought home the bacon but I'm gonna fry it up in a pan" 😵🤣
    (Also she's an old wealthy white lady. She certainly would have survived.)

  • @xragdoll5662
    @xragdoll5662 Рік тому +23

    Saw this movie for the first time two days ago and I just… ugh I have no words lol especially the end my gooood I was thinking the whole time “I don’t care if she’s Sabrina this ain’t normal” nice to know I wasn’t the only one😂