This Early 2000's Dating Show Is Pure Insanity

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  • Опубліковано 18 лис 2020
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  • @shoujewels
    @shoujewels 3 роки тому +7407

    "i just have this innate ability to design clothes"
    "graphic design is my passion"

    • @embersremembers
      @embersremembers 3 роки тому +14

      AHAHA YES

    • @blackparademistress1
      @blackparademistress1 3 роки тому +153

      If Stephanie was a font she’d be comic sans.

    • @meira9885
      @meira9885 3 роки тому +51

      @@blackparademistress1 or papyrus 😳

    • @tinypencils
      @tinypencils 3 роки тому +67

      "Graphic design is my burden," the person who airbrushes her clothes.

    • @saimamerzougui7981
      @saimamerzougui7981 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/iByDTKxhXOw/v-deo.html

  • @thomasedison3700
    @thomasedison3700 3 роки тому +3150

    The Locksmith is like a Twilight Zone character, he just ominously shows up and then someone goes missing, I love him

    • @xaviergildon5576
      @xaviergildon5576 3 роки тому +18

      @Legit sußßing to everyone who sußs to me this is a virus, isn't it.

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 роки тому +1

      @@xaviergildon5576 they got so upset that they deleted their reply! XD

  • @LynkynPeppers
    @LynkynPeppers 3 роки тому +6190

    "Curvy girls make my junk twitch" I swear to god im crying I want that to be remembered forever

    • @miad6160
      @miad6160 2 роки тому +72

      Remembered? 😭

    • @LynkynPeppers
      @LynkynPeppers 2 роки тому +109

      @@miad6160 it was hilarious I'm sorry lmao

    • @LDrosophila
      @LDrosophila 2 роки тому +49

      i cant stop watching it 2:15

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 2 роки тому +95

      Curvy girls make my junk twitch!😌😀✌️

    • @theartoffuckit5287
      @theartoffuckit5287 2 роки тому +35

      that line i was not expecting thank god i wasn't drinking smt

  • @jaylenbarbieri2239
    @jaylenbarbieri2239 3 роки тому +3654

    The locksmith is literally just a less harsh version of the grim reaper

  • @ebrodsky5893
    @ebrodsky5893 3 роки тому +3968

    “My hands are literally tied” proceeds to show that his hands aren’t tied

    • @beezypeezy2359
      @beezypeezy2359 3 роки тому +28

      Sorry, I ruined your 69 likes

    • @aiden4445
      @aiden4445 3 роки тому +25

      @@beezypeezy2359 so did 1430 other people

  • @alexandrah.8685
    @alexandrah.8685 3 роки тому +10617

    IN ONE OF THE LATER EPISODES, THEY GO ON A SAILING DATE AND THE LOCKSMITH LITERALLY ARRIVES ON HIS OWN, SEPARATE BOAT IT’S HIS MOST ICONIC ENTRANCE IN THE WHOLE SHOW

    • @rachel9686
      @rachel9686 3 роки тому +801

      Don’t forget about the scene where he wakes the chain up by holding a beeping alarm clock😂😂

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 3 роки тому +118

      I need to see that

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 3 роки тому +15

      @@rachel9686 😂

    • @DentistDan
      @DentistDan 3 роки тому +23

      Well hello there

    • @littlewillowlinda
      @littlewillowlinda 3 роки тому +24

      K i need a compilation stat

  • @bakedbread7540
    @bakedbread7540 2 роки тому +1756

    The relationship lasted for 3 DAYS??
    LMAOO IVE SEEN MIDDLE SCHOOL RELATIONSHIPS LAST LONGER THAN THAT 💀

    • @lemqnshark
      @lemqnshark 2 роки тому +64

      90% of middle school relationships last longer than that lmao

    • @tyudeongis
      @tyudeongis Рік тому +20

      HELP SAME, three of my friends have been dating eachother since like last year and theyre still going

    • @DarleneVoidDragoncat
      @DarleneVoidDragoncat Рік тому +43

      I’ve seen *ELEMENTARY SCHOOL* RELATIONSHIPS last longer than that

    • @EvelynandBreelee
      @EvelynandBreelee 11 місяців тому +1

      LOL

    • @vvvvhx
      @vvvvhx 11 місяців тому +3

      My middle school relationship lasted a year😭

  • @AdNoctemMedia
    @AdNoctemMedia 2 роки тому +1464

    20:15 is this an overhead shot of the Locksmith staring pensively over a valley alone? Major anime ending vibes

    • @landenhays6562
      @landenhays6562 2 роки тому +167

      That shot assures us that we're living in his world, he just hasn't stepped up to claim his crown.

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 2 роки тому +13

      Ikrrr 💀👏

    • @heenamirchandani582
      @heenamirchandani582 2 роки тому +86

      Hey i'm pete, did someone say sHoTs

    • @RuinedStillWetMascara
      @RuinedStillWetMascara 2 роки тому +29

      Omg i haven’t notice that shot, i fucking love this guy

  • @pinkrutabaga
    @pinkrutabaga 3 роки тому +5036

    saying “I’m have an innate ability to design clothes“ and then pulling out airbrushed underwear SENT ME

    • @AH-rg7ns
      @AH-rg7ns 3 роки тому +168

      and it just said angel in blue 😭

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 3 роки тому +62

      also "I have the inate ability to..." screams 90's-2000's "edgy culture" and how everyone was trying to use a broader vocabulary in context where it wasn't needed. Like lady just say "I have a talent with designing clothes", I bet she doesn't even know what inate means. An inate ability to design clothes would be like if she was designing clothes by accident and in her sleep without even attempting to design clothes, like what? XD

    • @avaginsberg227
      @avaginsberg227 3 роки тому +27

      @@-desertpackrat Umm it’s not that serious no need to get so aggravated over nothing lmao

    • @Cheshieruu
      @Cheshieruu 3 роки тому +18

      @@-desertpackrat honestly? it has the same vibes as "graphic design is my passion" so i dunno if it was ironic or not but it made me chuckle nonetheless

    • @malifesting
      @malifesting 3 роки тому +10

      @@avaginsberg227 they arent aggravated they were joking looks like someone cant take a joke oop

  • @leahpreston2949
    @leahpreston2949 3 роки тому +4402

    My God, the “hey it’s Pete did somebody say shots” jokes is one of the best jokes Kurtis has ever made

  • @heckonearth1164
    @heckonearth1164 2 роки тому +439

    The good ending of this show is her picking the Locksmith. Well dressed? *Actual* strong, silent type? Pick him.

  • @AKbaby89
    @AKbaby89 3 роки тому +1144

    I used to terrorize one of my guy friends by constantly reminding him that girls poop.
    It honest to God scared him. I thought it was hilarious.

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN 2 роки тому +37

      It’s not that big of a deal, but I like to act like I don’t know they do to mess with people.

  • @CatMcLloyd
    @CatMcLloyd 3 роки тому +2980

    "Their relationship lasted three days" WHY WOULD THEY PUT THAT IN THE SHOW

  • @coolkidchristie
    @coolkidchristie 3 роки тому +6280

    i feel like she should have picked the locksmith, they had an unspoken connection

    • @shuichigrrr8743
      @shuichigrrr8743 3 роки тому +43

      Ikr!!!

    • @pixelatedbaddie2242
      @pixelatedbaddie2242 3 роки тому +116

      I literally thought that. I was like “what if she was like I want the locksmith”

    • @user-zy6vm2wm3w
      @user-zy6vm2wm3w 3 роки тому +86

      I mean he is pretty charming. But did you see how uncomfortable she looked the last time? In the end I don't think she would have appreciated him and his greatness as much as he desirves :)

    • @menkisser611
      @menkisser611 3 роки тому +23

      i was just thinking about how i would've picked the locksmith

    • @someoneyoudontneedtoknowab2298
      @someoneyoudontneedtoknowab2298 3 роки тому +40

      PICKED the locksmith lol 😂😂
      Ok I'll leave now

  • @micahgrover8575
    @micahgrover8575 2 роки тому +651

    "The relationship lasted three days."
    Steph: well I gave it my best shot-
    Pete: DiD sOmeBODy SAy sHoT?!

    • @salamantics
      @salamantics Рік тому +14

      I thought it was a very funny recurring joke lmao

    • @_98310
      @_98310 Рік тому +4

      21:22 DID SOMEBODY SAY SHOT?!

  • @chumbucket3475
    @chumbucket3475 2 роки тому +325

    The locksmith spontaneously and ominously appearing is just the most hilarious thing to me

  • @landonb2972
    @landonb2972 3 роки тому +3828

    Kurtis: If you’ve never given audible a shot, now is the perfect time.
    Pete: Did someone say shot?

  • @juliawasthere
    @juliawasthere 3 роки тому +3023

    “you rated me a 4”
    “that’s out of 10”
    DUDE WHAT? LMAO

    • @natalie1220
      @natalie1220 3 роки тому +62

      RIGHT LMAOO

    • @abikaggwa
      @abikaggwa 3 роки тому +112

      IT WAS NOT NEEDED LMFAO

    • @wolfslullaby
      @wolfslullaby 3 роки тому +16

      well not out of 5 lol

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 3 роки тому +25

      I didn’t know how to handle that comment I was like yo wtf dawg 😂

    • @aaliyahleeah
      @aaliyahleeah 3 роки тому +21

      @@natalie1220 lmfaooo...........like it’s so BACKHANDED

  • @Necromediancer
    @Necromediancer 2 роки тому +172

    The locksmith is so ominous I love him. He's not the executioner, he's an omen of the execution

  • @apolloina19
    @apolloina19 2 роки тому +345

    “curvy girls make my junk twitch” made me laugh so hard fanta sprayed out of my nose

    • @WilliamPasta
      @WilliamPasta Рік тому +24

      We’re you drinking Fanta or do you just have Fanta in your nose that only comes out when you laugh really hard?

    • @kaskaskas
      @kaskaskas Рік тому +11

      Asking the hard hitting questions

  • @weirdautumn5263
    @weirdautumn5263 3 роки тому +12335

    theory: the locksmith is actually tiny but they gave him like 20 jackets to wear to make him look absolutely gigantic.

    • @taliajung1553
      @taliajung1553 3 роки тому +240

      That's a good theory

    • @bri2149
      @bri2149 3 роки тому +138

      oh god I hope so

    • @bri2149
      @bri2149 3 роки тому +106

      that would be so fucking good dude

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 3 роки тому +77

      The show makes him look like 7'7

    • @peral8890
      @peral8890 3 роки тому +14

      understandable

  • @aadrikaverma4931
    @aadrikaverma4931 3 роки тому +4208

    Why does the locksmith look like he's trying to hold in a cough-

    • @cherryvoid5238
      @cherryvoid5238 3 роки тому +17

      LMAO~ ty

    • @LionessOfGodEternal
      @LionessOfGodEternal 3 роки тому +92

      He time traveled from 2020 to be in this show. It’s a conditioned response.

    • @Circusme
      @Circusme 3 роки тому +20

      Chubby cheeks, stubby neck, shoulders raised (he's a big guy).. so he gives the impression of holding in a cough
      But you probably werent looking for a real answer.
      Sorry I just felt compelled to :DD

    • @haileyleona2085
      @haileyleona2085 3 роки тому +10

      looks like he's edging on a fart or a shit tbh

    • @mariahowlett625
      @mariahowlett625 3 роки тому +1

      He is trying to

  • @stargirl-9000
    @stargirl-9000 2 роки тому +172

    A woman chained to four men = literally every woman’s worst nightmare

  • @niccvier
    @niccvier 2 роки тому +186

    2000's reality shows are just plain psychological torture shows

  • @Cactusman129
    @Cactusman129 3 роки тому +24592

    The Locksmith should be in literally every show. Just a large ominous man who appears whenever someone needs to die.

  • @RockstarTurtle8
    @RockstarTurtle8 3 роки тому +8672

    something about seeing the 'Their relationship lasted for three days' over the cheery music really did it for me LMAO

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 3 роки тому +197

      Funniest shit I've seen and heard all day

    • @saadtech5907
      @saadtech5907 3 роки тому +14

      "Don't lie who else is a FAN of Kurtis for more than a dày?"
      *(Kurtis Just Commented on my newest Mincraft Video Thanks!)*

    • @chloecarr3599
      @chloecarr3599 3 роки тому +26

      I spat out my drink when I read it 😂

    • @abominati0n
      @abominati0n 3 роки тому +52

      I thought he just edited it in lmao,, i was like "hol up"

    • @deadsoundsecretsitee
      @deadsoundsecretsitee 3 роки тому +18

      @@saadtech5907 shut up

  • @michaelmitchell2519
    @michaelmitchell2519 2 роки тому +52

    I have never genuinely laughed at the existence of a character as much as I did at "THE LOCKSMITH"

  • @jokeisnonexistent6045
    @jokeisnonexistent6045 2 роки тому +32

    I'm starting a cult dedicated to spreading the influence of the locksmith, I don't know why but the locksmith has spoken to my soul without even saying anything

  • @mia-lc2om
    @mia-lc2om 3 роки тому +1833

    "curvy girls make my junk twitch" is going to be a senior quote

  • @pdoggy7254
    @pdoggy7254 3 роки тому +9104

    The casual “The relationship lasted three days.” got me

  • @Pi_Likethenumber
    @Pi_Likethenumber Рік тому +29

    Two years later and I'm just now noticing the extremely artistic painting of Gooby in the background of Kurtis's set up

  • @niccosta
    @niccosta 3 роки тому +61

    “Your butt makes a noise, that stinks” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day.

  • @spirity7218
    @spirity7218 3 роки тому +6895

    The show literally lasted longer than the relationship-

  • @That_Random_British_Dude
    @That_Random_British_Dude Рік тому +15

    The Locksmith is the embodiment of "he's just standing there... MENACINGLY!!!"

  • @loquaciousjango4214
    @loquaciousjango4214 2 роки тому +115

    I keep thinking they should have an episode where the four candidates just all run in opposite directions and tear apart the Picker like horses executing a traitor to the crown.

  • @anxiety1050
    @anxiety1050 3 роки тому +9130

    Plot twist: she falls in love with the locksmith

    • @qi6kq
      @qi6kq 3 роки тому +351

      nah he's too good for her

    • @harperfilipowicz4922
      @harperfilipowicz4922 3 роки тому +214

      ngl i would 😳🤚

    • @poo705
      @poo705 3 роки тому +109

      bro why wouldn’t she 😼😼

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 3 роки тому +67

      @@qi6kq The Locksmith is just a superior being

    • @nebula318
      @nebula318 3 роки тому +40

      I mean if I wasn’t lesbian 🙌🏽🙌🏽

  • @yaboijazz
    @yaboijazz 3 роки тому +1669

    I bet the locksmith is actually just three kids in a trench coat

    • @macaronic_
      @macaronic_ 3 роки тому +38

      biggest plot twist ever

    • @spidermonkey2470
      @spidermonkey2470 3 роки тому +49

      He’s Vincent Adultman, doing business

    • @liiluu99
      @liiluu99 3 роки тому +6

      @@spidermonkey2470 nice

    • @bread6052
      @bread6052 3 роки тому +3

      Most 2000s disguise

    • @sc6155
      @sc6155 3 роки тому +4

      That's the funniest shit ever 😂

  • @d.tsukuyomi1869
    @d.tsukuyomi1869 Рік тому +12

    "When the locksmith arrives
    One man is gone.
    Let it be written,
    let it be done."

  • @porrimmaryam101
    @porrimmaryam101 2 роки тому +12

    Being chained to 4 strange men would be my absolute nightmare. I would not feek safe at all.

  • @soop5467
    @soop5467 3 роки тому +9136

    So funny story:
    We recently had to get our locks replaced and we hired this random dude. So when he arrived the first thing I thought was *"When the locksmith arrives, one man must go."*

    • @mancillamarie
      @mancillamarie 3 роки тому +233

      lmaooo i dont blame you. i would’ve done the same thing tbh

    • @superstellarhere
      @superstellarhere 3 роки тому +408

      *”So let it be written, so let it be done”*

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 3 роки тому +42

      That Joinen pic ahaha

    • @soop5467
      @soop5467 3 роки тому +21

      @@_Kuma_ you like it? :>

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 3 роки тому +18

      @@soop5467 yesss, fabulous

  • @page8472
    @page8472 3 роки тому +5857

    why is everyone ignoring “curvy girls make my junk twitch” 0_0

    • @randomthoughts7597
      @randomthoughts7597 3 роки тому +207

      We don't talk about that 🤣

    • @abdelwahabnassim6281
      @abdelwahabnassim6281 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/0u5XdeSesOs/v-deo.html

    • @nai5606
      @nai5606 3 роки тому +274

      as a curvy girl, I'm s c a r e d.

    • @not_elie6116
      @not_elie6116 3 роки тому +83

      I was trying to ignore it.😂

    • @jennnnn911
      @jennnnn911 3 роки тому +1

      Ichave I to say what curious just ’m

  • @morriganlynham9079
    @morriganlynham9079 2 роки тому +106

    Play this as a polyamorous relationship and just have a great all expenses holiday where you get rewarded at the end

  • @Annicamdw
    @Annicamdw 2 роки тому +41

    This video has cursed me forever, now I can’t go an hour without saying “Rest in Pete” at least once. Thanks a lot Kurt

  • @luluxid1358
    @luluxid1358 3 роки тому +6082

    I think the locksmith should get a spinoff show where he just ruins relationships, by stealing the girl after forcing the dude to leave.

    • @curedreamfandubz4116
      @curedreamfandubz4116 3 роки тому +50

      Yes

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 3 роки тому +268

      Or steals the dude

    • @luluxid1358
      @luluxid1358 3 роки тому +263

      @@teathesilkwing7616 ahh yes the bi locksmith

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 2 роки тому +175

      @@luluxid1358 or, fuck it, have both. Poly locksmith

    • @Munchtreats
      @Munchtreats 2 роки тому +55

      @@Tw0Dots dude that sounds fucking awesome

  • @sarashutter
    @sarashutter 3 роки тому +3394

    "They went for dinner the next night."
    "The relationship lasted 3 days."
    Should have picked Jason.

    • @charlulu
      @charlulu 3 роки тому +102

      @dumbass piss boy he's a cool serial killer that kills pedos, should have chosen jason

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 3 роки тому +15

      I liked Jason

    • @elise9189
      @elise9189 3 роки тому +33

      This never would have happened with my main Jason

    • @RocShabazz
      @RocShabazz 3 роки тому +48

      Thank God she didn’t, Jason deserved better and so did Jack.

    • @facelessdrone
      @facelessdrone 3 роки тому +14

      Yeah.... Im such a nice guy

  • @alexisb3829
    @alexisb3829 Рік тому +13

    lol the way she was so confident and showy with her airbrushed clothes like she was revolutionary

  • @whichisinteresting
    @whichisinteresting 2 роки тому +17

    I have started saying "rest in keith" whenever something moderately bad happens (something breaks, death in video game, etc) because of this video and it drives my friends insane. It's like out of my hands at this point it's a reflex.

  • @tomatoanus
    @tomatoanus 3 роки тому +8420

    the chained up scenes in saw are more pleasant than this show

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 3 роки тому +160

      At least that had more chemistry

    • @vilecreampuffs
      @vilecreampuffs 3 роки тому +61

      We not goin' to talk about Death Note though- LIKE DFGDGFD

    • @thaarealmoni1003
      @thaarealmoni1003 3 роки тому +20

      you have good taste in youtubers I see .

    • @finnmurphyfilms
      @finnmurphyfilms 3 роки тому +13

      Holy shit tomatoanus watches Kurtis Conner

    • @vilecreampuffs
      @vilecreampuffs 3 роки тому +9

      @@finnmurphyfilms I actually have no idea who this man is.

  • @jacquelinebrown7627
    @jacquelinebrown7627 3 роки тому +9865

    Petition to make the locksmith the Sheriff of Kurtistown:

    • @secretbadger2845
      @secretbadger2845 3 роки тому +339

      Now THIS is a petition i can get behind 🥵🥵🥵🥵

    • @missxanadu666
      @missxanadu666 3 роки тому +101

      YES! *signs*

    • @rageshreesengupta552
      @rageshreesengupta552 3 роки тому +75

      Where do I sign?!??!

    • @arielb4980
      @arielb4980 3 роки тому +165

      B- but every time he entered a room..... one man would have to go.... have you even *read* the holy saying?

    • @hellothere-bo7bn
      @hellothere-bo7bn 3 роки тому +20

      signed

  • @kamilacurtis9258
    @kamilacurtis9258 3 роки тому +218

    i think steff hates herself, that;s literally the only reason you'd pick ALAN

  • @crownedhorde9988
    @crownedhorde9988 2 роки тому +8

    "the relationship lasted 3 days." shit had me ROLLLIJNNG HELOPP

  • @killerch33z
    @killerch33z 3 роки тому +5943

    “The relationship lasted 3 days” made me laugh SO FUCKING HARD

  • @dykevader01
    @dykevader01 3 роки тому +2207

    Not really about toilet humor being wrong - it's more about making her a butt of the joke and feel uncomfortable in a vulnerable position.

    • @theo8675
      @theo8675 3 роки тому +190

      Did you- was that a pun

    • @mnpxdrm
      @mnpxdrm 3 роки тому +160

      the.....the.......the what of the joke.......?

    • @justyouraverageaj8675
      @justyouraverageaj8675 3 роки тому +13

      What a lad

    • @bananabrain2996
      @bananabrain2996 3 роки тому +234

      Idk if that pun was intentional or not but yh i think it was everyone picking on her, like they're not her friends and she was obviously uncomfortable

    • @chyraaa
      @chyraaa 3 роки тому +12

      butt of the joke💀💀 I can’t

  • @xmaa9x
    @xmaa9x 3 роки тому +20

    that clothing designer girl really just screamed "graphic design is my passion" real loud

  • @mr.wiggles7135
    @mr.wiggles7135 11 місяців тому +6

    The locksmith behind the tarp was the funniest and coldest shit ever I love it

  • @KaylA-gg9kx
    @KaylA-gg9kx 3 роки тому +5733

    I'm just wondering why she chose to give money to any of them.

    • @raveng8217
      @raveng8217 3 роки тому +335

      For real! If I was on this show and none of the guys were interesting, I'd simply just keep all the money for myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @KaylA-gg9kx
      @KaylA-gg9kx 3 роки тому +181

      @@raveng8217 hehe, same! But still, even if the guys were interesting, I think I'd still just keep the money instead. Ha.

    • @harlequeenchannel
      @harlequeenchannel 3 роки тому +92

      Probably forced to give it away

    • @PennySilverMoon
      @PennySilverMoon 3 роки тому +58

      Feeling pressured

    • @nina.robbs565
      @nina.robbs565 3 роки тому +85

      same. they acted so shitty and immature, I'd just say "fuck you" and leave with my money

  • @precimzo2574
    @precimzo2574 3 роки тому +3934

    When I see the locksmith at my wedding ...
    👁👄👁

  • @DeadricDeadggory
    @DeadricDeadggory 4 місяці тому +4

    I love the running joke of Pete being drunk af

  • @roundsdm
    @roundsdm 2 роки тому +38

    Stef didnt not like farts in general lol,.. she just didnt want a bunch of men that were supposed to be wooing her to be making fun of HER for farting in the hot tub!😅

  • @hayleejohnson4890
    @hayleejohnson4890 3 роки тому +12851

    The “relationship lasted for three days” TOOK ME OUT

    • @ericschnautz6603
      @ericschnautz6603 3 роки тому +474

      Dude Alan lasting three whole days surprised me cause Alan fucking sucks.

    • @bangitybangbabang
      @bangitybangbabang 3 роки тому +600

      Sis should've kept the money and ran

    • @ploopymaster
      @ploopymaster 3 роки тому +252

      middle school relationships in one sentence lol

    • @yurimessiah
      @yurimessiah 3 роки тому +263

      and the way the words faded in made it a whole lot funnier lmao

    • @hayleejohnson4890
      @hayleejohnson4890 3 роки тому +66

      @@ericschnautz6603 I thought Jason really would’ve won💀

  • @syd7568
    @syd7568 3 роки тому +1006

    The though of being a woman chained to four pretty big dudes, and therefore being unable to have my own space or get them away from me if they began to make me uncomfortable is terrifying. Like, the part where she has to lay on that dude in the car and when they all just decided time To Make Fun of Her in the hot tub, and knowing that she couldn't (at least in fiction) get away from them made me legitimately scared for her.

    • @basildoingthings819
      @basildoingthings819 3 роки тому +60

      S. Doss yeah that sounds genuinely terrifying

    • @or9422
      @or9422 3 роки тому +111

      The only reason I wasn't completely terrified for her was because there had to be a whole crew there filming. But that's still hella weird.

    • @KB-xx2sn
      @KB-xx2sn 3 роки тому +12

      Same, I'd be so scared if i was her

    • @hippopajamas
      @hippopajamas 3 роки тому +36

      It would be bad no matter what but she's in the *middle.* At least put her at the front of the train? Give her a little bit of autonomy, geez. Allows her to go to the bathroom alone or something. Take a breather. Or switch them around so they took turns being at the front or SOMETHING?

    • @AshleyxVlogs
      @AshleyxVlogs 3 роки тому +9

      I like instinctively covered my coffee cup several times during this episode for sure.

  • @RealKellinQuinn
    @RealKellinQuinn Місяць тому +5

    4:37 Kurtis just explained AI art

  • @emmae3690
    @emmae3690 29 днів тому +10

    watching cody's new video i was like. did he not already do this years ago?? and had to go on a deep dive to figure out why i remembered this garbage

  • @NosferotikaBr
    @NosferotikaBr 3 роки тому +24201

    Being chained to 4 guys and stuck in a house looks like my worst nightmare ever

    • @mariasweaty8567
      @mariasweaty8567 3 роки тому +253

      Nosferotika (lubbyh) literal nightmare fuel

    • @Kiivenn
      @Kiivenn 3 роки тому +624

      Being chained to a 20kg ball would be less horrible

    • @venielifurtwangler8503
      @venielifurtwangler8503 3 роки тому +33

      Você por aqui 💜

    • @whoswallowing
      @whoswallowing 3 роки тому +308

      Its also terrible when ur bi/pan/omni/ace/les and so many more

    • @esnyy
      @esnyy 3 роки тому +21

      aaaa você assiste o kurtis

  • @cateroach253
    @cateroach253 3 роки тому +3015

    jason and the locksmith should've gotten together and stolen the money, they were the only good people and they actually had chemistry

  • @pagerrrr09
    @pagerrrr09 3 роки тому +6

    kurtis is like my "comfort show". i will be so sad one day when he stops doing youtube videos. anyways, im home sick today from work and even though i felt miserable, kurtis was making me crack up laughing until i felt better and fell back asleep. comedian and nurse all in one, give the man a hand.

  • @THICCTHICCTHICC
    @THICCTHICCTHICC 2 роки тому +5

    For a brief moment when he's carrying the umbrella - I thought the locksmith was actually carrying a shotgun

  • @esthercuyjet5782
    @esthercuyjet5782 3 роки тому +420

    I feel like it wasn't the fart aspect of the humor that Steph didn't like, but instead the shaming part of them laughing. As a woman, men often say things that make me self-conscience about the stupidest, most normal things ever. The bubbles are just air coming out of the swimsuit, but the men acted like Steph should have done something to stop it from happening. Like they thought it was gross.

    • @ayejay_374
      @ayejay_374 3 роки тому +40

      True. But then she chose Allen anyway 🤡

    • @xdoxxy
      @xdoxxy 3 роки тому +7

      Grow up. Everyone in that situation was being childish. Although I might give Steph a bit of a pass since she’s chained there and couldn’t leave immediately.

    • @gabe5607
      @gabe5607 3 роки тому +38

      Yeaa. I also think that the joke would have passed because she was smiling before the other dude went like "yo it's not a joke, there's bubbles coming out". I think he was the one who ruined the whole vibe but maybe I'm looking too far into it.

  • @Katamaricilla
    @Katamaricilla 3 роки тому +4763

    This was so uncomfortable. No wonder that show lasted 6 episodes. A woman CHAINED to 4 random guys??? Sounds literally like Hell.

    • @mez1024
      @mez1024 3 роки тому +144

      I would literally pass out

    • @siryarianthefirst3360
      @siryarianthefirst3360 3 роки тому +35

      They also had guys chained up with 4 girls

    • @Katamaricilla
      @Katamaricilla 3 роки тому +73

      @lost cause not sure if we even watched the same video then

    • @casmeraki
      @casmeraki 3 роки тому +69

      Sounds kinda rapey

    • @Katamaricilla
      @Katamaricilla 3 роки тому +110

      @lost cause You really live up to your @ don't you? Those are the same arguments abusers say all the time. Even if someone signs up for a show to stay surrounded by men, that doesn't imply they have to act so disgusting around her, and it doesn't mean that someone has to allow it or be the one to blame. But honestly I am not expecting you to understand that.

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 Рік тому +55

    I always wondered if anyone on dating shows, ever didn't like ANY of the "suiters" chosen for them for the get go; then immediately is like "I'm out." Or if they would stick it out for the clout and/or money. A lot of times when I watch a dating show that has one woman picking between multiple men, I sometimes think to myself "Wouldn't date any of them," right off the bat. Not saying they aren't good enough or some stupid crap like that. It's just sometimes they pick the WORST people. Not just looks, like personality, and you know morals lol. It's like they didn't even bother asking the "picker" what characteristics, and/or traits they are attracted to. Sometimes, they may ask, but then choose the complete opposite. They seem to do this way more often when it's a woman as the "picker." Really makes you wonder if they do it for shiits and giggles. They seem to like to watch the woman be berated, and man handled by men some (if not all) she isn't even attracted to, to make the show more entertaining. For the men, they will pick the most (according to society) hot women, and make it all based around male viewers getting their rocks off watching all these attractive girls throw themselves at the man.
    Now I know I shouldn't expect much from a dating show, especially if it's on MTV lol; however, they really seem to only care about the craziest, or most attractive people. They don't give a flying f about finding love for the person. They want to entertain people in the worst type of way, while we all happily oblige lol. I am not talking down about anyone who watches either. I 100% have watched MANY dating shows, and thoroughly enjoy almost every single one of them lol. This was just some thoughts I wanted to share, and it turned into being (as usual) way too freaking long. No one is going to read this. Especially being on a video from 2 years ago that has over 10k comments. Why I do this to myself I don't know lol. Well, maybe some day, or year, someone will read this, and find it semi-interesting, and reply to me with their thoughts.
    You know I always wanted to make a UA-cam channel. I for one love to talk, and I for 2 have way too many thoughts and opinions. I always wanted to share those opinions by maybe doing reaction videos like Kurtis, and see if there are people out there who think the same way as I do, or who just like how I think. In my personal life, pretty alone lol. I have always been a one or 2 very close friend type of person. Anyway, I don't expect anyone to care about this, just an outlet to be able to talk, bcuz in my mind there is at least a *chance* tht someone will read and reply.☺

    • @ItsLeah43
      @ItsLeah43 Рік тому +2

      Das me, I read it :)
      And yeah, I am certain in shows like this they go out of the way to make things incompatible and spark drama and/or weird discomfort. It's kinda fucked up, imo

    • @sazbear3913
      @sazbear3913 Рік тому +2

      I read it too, and yeh for sure it was just an outlet for society to have a laugh at the expense of these poor people tryna find love 😂 hopefully we've grown from there... although Love Island is still going so who knows

    • @yoBmeF
      @yoBmeF 10 місяців тому +3

      Start that channellll. Even if it gets little viewership, having an outlet for your opinions can be quite refreshing to have when you want to get a lot of long-winded or niche thoughts out

    • @frozenuruguayball6436
      @frozenuruguayball6436 7 місяців тому +2

      I feel like the people on are the worst people because it’s scripted and they are all just normal guys. Like most reality shows have drama put in by the producers

  • @aitana041
    @aitana041 2 роки тому +4

    THE PHOTO OF YOUNG KURTIS...IM ACTUALLY WHEEZING-

  • @clockworktri
    @clockworktri 3 роки тому +3336

    Dude, there is a difference between a fart joke and pointing at someone and saying "hey, you farted!" Which is what that guy was doing to Steph, seemingly just to embarrass her. Which was pretty... shitty of him.

    • @duckielooloui
      @duckielooloui 3 роки тому +703

      I'm also 100% that was supposed to be a queef joke not a fart joke. He made a big deal about the bubbles coming from her crotch and the way she crossed her legs after. It was a gross "we're dudes and your a girl with a gross vag" 'joke.'

    • @hiimjohnquinones2971
      @hiimjohnquinones2971 3 роки тому +148

      I haven't finished the video and from these comments I'm concerned

    • @fridaychinatown6172
      @fridaychinatown6172 3 роки тому +91

      @@hiimjohnquinones2971 buckle up, it's gonna be wild

    • @honey6610
      @honey6610 3 роки тому +369

      Thank you someone gets it right for fart can be funny but not at someone’s expense any joke actually at someone’s expense And people have different sense of humour is the course she didn’t find it funny because I was at her expense

    • @quack4chu
      @quack4chu 3 роки тому +238

      fart jokes can be funny but the way it was phrased was just not it...

  • @bobthetomatoinamaiddressl7258
    @bobthetomatoinamaiddressl7258 3 роки тому +1677

    “jason’s ratings you gave me a f o u r for looks😐”
    “that’s out of ten!😃”

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 2 роки тому +81

      7:58 LMAOOO FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED THAT 💀

    • @ray9047
      @ray9047 Рік тому +39

      if she's a 4/10 I'm in the negatives

    • @Piki_1006
      @Piki_1006 11 місяців тому +7

      @@ray9047ONG
      I'm at LEAST a -100/1

    • @jingle1833
      @jingle1833 9 місяців тому

      ​@@ray9047ikr she is literally so pretty

  • @legatoblues13
    @legatoblues13 3 роки тому +17

    This is so goddamn hilarious. Thank you for making this. You're one of very few creators that actually make me laugh out loud.

  • @YouTubeaccoubr
    @YouTubeaccoubr 2 роки тому +6

    I was hoping with the strip hockey that the locksmith would just slide on the ice over to them all

  • @angelaquinnzell2548
    @angelaquinnzell2548 3 роки тому +736

    If I EVER marry someone and they call me “the old ball and chain” IMMEDIATE divorce

    • @Wertyvid
      @Wertyvid 3 роки тому +7

      I agree with this message

    • @andriwll
      @andriwll 3 роки тому

      Yeah

  • @nevermindkey
    @nevermindkey 3 роки тому +3243

    A man born in the 90s that looks like he’s in the 80s talking about the 2000s in 2020....... ✨𝒘𝒐𝒘✨

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android 3 роки тому +120

      Absolutely multi-cultural

    • @kate434
      @kate434 3 роки тому +7

      @@rx500android ikrr

    • @sadie3789
      @sadie3789 3 роки тому +52

      he owns all the cultures

    • @eb5x_789
      @eb5x_789 3 роки тому +44

      an entire lifetime of cultures in one man. wow.

    • @scorpiiiondude3327
      @scorpiiiondude3327 3 роки тому +3

      YESSS

  • @rudolqh
    @rudolqh Рік тому +8

    16:08 Missed opportunity to say "that's jacked up"

  • @tobeyorconsequences9544
    @tobeyorconsequences9544 Рік тому +1

    I've random remembered Kurtis saying the phrase "and many more and Mandy Moore" and I've been wondering which video it was in
    But now I have found it :)

  • @briannesmith9518
    @briannesmith9518 3 роки тому +9633

    I would literally never split $10,000 with anyone I've known for 4 days

    • @aikafee
      @aikafee 2 роки тому +398

      I'd never split ANYTHING with anyone I've known for 4 days

    • @twinbruisesonmyshins
      @twinbruisesonmyshins 2 роки тому +106

      Id give them a little bit just for being there maybe

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 2 роки тому +293

      I'd give some money to the Locksmith.

    • @nvr2late666
      @nvr2late666 2 роки тому +36

      @@ThexDynastxQueen Well yeah, he's terrifying.

    • @miwitistic
      @miwitistic 2 роки тому +1

      @@nvr2late666 no its bc hes sexy

  • @corelei
    @corelei 3 роки тому +10379

    if this wasn't a TV show this sounds like every woman's worst nightmare

  • @Sleeepy_eyes
    @Sleeepy_eyes Рік тому +4

    I’ve never actually watched this video with my eyes, every time I’m working on a big art project I turn this video on and listen to it and just imagine what it looks like and I want to keep it that way

  • @tapiocaclown
    @tapiocaclown Рік тому +24

    4:35 people who call themselves artists after putting a prompt into an ai generator

  • @carpet-snark6446
    @carpet-snark6446 3 роки тому +1891

    “What if all the guys formed a polycule and left Stephanie behind?”
    This man is living in 2040.

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 3 роки тому +60

      My partner and I were both dating the same guy as a throuple and then left him when he wasn’t acting right and we’re still together and very much in love

    • @caleyfae1361
      @caleyfae1361 3 роки тому +5

      @@DiMagnolia BEEN THERE

    • @saadtech5907
      @saadtech5907 3 роки тому

      "Don't lie who else is a FAN of Him for more than a dày?"
      *(He Just Commented on my newest Vidèo Thànks!)*

  • @mytherapistsaidno6643
    @mytherapistsaidno6643 3 роки тому +1317

    that wasn’t really a fart joke though lmaoo it was just a guy ridiculing a woman for not being ‘ladylike’, there was no fart it was just cooter bubbles that they drew way too much attention to, she was allowed to react like that

  • @ethor7676
    @ethor7676 9 місяців тому +3

    I love you for making the "Mandy Moore" joke at 2:00, because when I was a kid that used to confuse me all the time, because often I couldn't tell if they were saying "and Mandy Moore" or "and many more" 😂

  • @emilylerman9028
    @emilylerman9028 3 роки тому +2

    a youtube video hasn’t made me audibly laugh in a long time... you are hilarious!!!! I also love how you integrated the content of the video into the sponsorship. hilarious dude. love your vids!!!

  • @s4fa.r1
    @s4fa.r1 3 роки тому +1788

    Jason has soft boy hair. He looks like he fervently applies Chapstick in the dark.

    • @catie5403
      @catie5403 3 роки тому +129

      This shouldnt make as much sense as it does

    • @greta7353
      @greta7353 3 роки тому +78

      then has to snap a pic with the flash on after

    • @embersremembers
      @embersremembers 3 роки тому +6

      💀💀💀

    • @knightenchanter7908
      @knightenchanter7908 3 роки тому +29

      He's the OG Soft boi 😂😂

    • @sexfuk2119
      @sexfuk2119 3 роки тому +4

      I feel called out???????? Omg.

  • @eleanorgouldie9355
    @eleanorgouldie9355 3 роки тому +7822

    Being chained to four straight men is literally my worst nightmare holy shit

  • @staceythurman6157
    @staceythurman6157 2 роки тому +2

    Curtis you are honestly one of the best youtubers on the platform, I appreciate everything you do and say

  • @animepiglover
    @animepiglover 2 роки тому +3

    Fell asleep to a different Kurtis conner video and autoplaying to this one, made for some weird nap dreams 😅

  • @sixsoda1890
    @sixsoda1890 3 роки тому +1187

    Jason gave them space during her and Alan’s date while Alan picked up half the chain to be closer to them during her and Jason’s date

    • @ayejay_374
      @ayejay_374 3 роки тому +126

      And steph apparently thought that was sweet 💀

    • @wastedproductions45
      @wastedproductions45 3 роки тому +40

      @@ayejay_374 She's literally the Stacy meme personified.

    • @selenak4554
      @selenak4554 3 роки тому +41

      And she literally said that allen can't deal with lack of attention but still chose him??

    • @happyxdragon1215
      @happyxdragon1215 3 роки тому +7

      @@selenak4554 good thing it lasted for 3 days

  • @lotsofuwuenergy3983
    @lotsofuwuenergy3983 3 роки тому +2397

    Plenty of other people made this point already, but I think the fart jokes weren't actually what made Steph irritated and annoyed.
    Most likely it was the fact that due to the boys focusing in on her crotch, the production crew followed suit (i.e. weird camera zoom in on her crotch). It's bad enough to have a group of boys point at your hoohaa and laugh, but several cameramen trying to get a good enough shot of your crotch (for editors), a whole crew of people (probably) making weird looks since this is the 2000s, and the knowledge that whatever footage of your crotch they got is 100% not in your control? For anyone it'd be stressful enough to get them PISSED.

  • @bibi.miranda
    @bibi.miranda Рік тому +3

    "the relationship lasted 3 days" will always be iconic and one of the funniest things ever

  • @finalfantasygirl369
    @finalfantasygirl369 2 роки тому +7

    10:20 Kurtis delivered that whole scene coooolllddd 😭👏😂

  • @alisadiaz1179
    @alisadiaz1179 3 роки тому +13500

    I bet you if she picked Jason, the relationship would have lasted FOUR days

    • @hhh-bu3qj
      @hhh-bu3qj 3 роки тому +596

      Bet if Pete won it would've been 7

    • @Sure_Bestie
      @Sure_Bestie 3 роки тому +518

      A whole workweek. Going for those middle school length relationships.

    • @TheForce7777
      @TheForce7777 3 роки тому +8

      try 1

    • @BigSteppa509
      @BigSteppa509 3 роки тому +362

      I bet if she chose the locksmith he would be her soulmate

    • @bryannae9015
      @bryannae9015 3 роки тому +37

      Maybe even FIVE

  • @cuerbear
    @cuerbear 3 роки тому +2858

    The fact that kurtis didn’t have to convince anyone that the locksmith is the best character, because we all already agreed, is great

    • @turkeyhamanddeath
      @turkeyhamanddeath Рік тому +14

      The Locksmith is the definition of iconic. All hail The Locksmith

  • @acathosh
    @acathosh 2 роки тому +4

    I would PAY 10 000$ to NOT be stuck to those weirdos. Wtf.
    That is like the worst nightmare scenario imaginable

  • @RicksGAFaves
    @RicksGAFaves 3 роки тому +3

    hey kurtis, just found yr channel. bit older than you, more of an 80s guy growing up. Good times. but my fav period is 90s into early 2000s. I was totally into a lot of shows back then, but I don't remember some of the ones you mentioned. Loved Blind Date, saw that one a lot. Wondering where you find some of ur footage from that time. Strange, considering all the taping at that time, it seems to be kind of limited. I love watching old commercial comps, Conan monologues, Leno headlines, MTV clips - all those will just transport u back in time. Esp the old commercials (Dell dude, Geico, AOL, 1-800-CALL-ATT). Watching those really brings out memories.

  • @buffmeninc.5130
    @buffmeninc.5130 3 роки тому +450

    i want the locksmith to attend my funeral but stand very far away and to never say a word