This Early 2000's Dating Show Is Pure Insanity

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  • @shoujewels
    @shoujewels 4 роки тому +8253

    "i just have this innate ability to design clothes"
    "graphic design is my passion"

    • @embersremembers
      @embersremembers 4 роки тому +15

      AHAHA YES

    • @blackparademistress1
      @blackparademistress1 4 роки тому +167

      If Stephanie was a font she’d be comic sans.

    • @meira9885
      @meira9885 4 роки тому +54

      @@blackparademistress1 or papyrus 😳

    • @tinypencils
      @tinypencils 4 роки тому +76

      "Graphic design is my burden," the person who airbrushes her clothes.

    • @saimamerzougui7981
      @saimamerzougui7981 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/iByDTKxhXOw/v-deo.html

  • @pinkrutabaga
    @pinkrutabaga 4 роки тому +5502

    saying “I’m have an innate ability to design clothes“ and then pulling out airbrushed underwear SENT ME

    • @AH-rg7ns
      @AH-rg7ns 4 роки тому +184

      and it just said angel in blue 😭

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 4 роки тому +70

      also "I have the inate ability to..." screams 90's-2000's "edgy culture" and how everyone was trying to use a broader vocabulary in context where it wasn't needed. Like lady just say "I have a talent with designing clothes", I bet she doesn't even know what inate means. An inate ability to design clothes would be like if she was designing clothes by accident and in her sleep without even attempting to design clothes, like what? XD

    • @avaginsberg227
      @avaginsberg227 4 роки тому +33

      @@-desertpackrat Umm it’s not that serious no need to get so aggravated over nothing lmao

    • @Cheshieruu
      @Cheshieruu 3 роки тому +24

      @@-desertpackrat honestly? it has the same vibes as "graphic design is my passion" so i dunno if it was ironic or not but it made me chuckle nonetheless

    • @malifesting
      @malifesting 3 роки тому +16

      @@avaginsberg227 they arent aggravated they were joking looks like someone cant take a joke oop

  • @alexandrah.8685
    @alexandrah.8685 4 роки тому +12618

    IN ONE OF THE LATER EPISODES, THEY GO ON A SAILING DATE AND THE LOCKSMITH LITERALLY ARRIVES ON HIS OWN, SEPARATE BOAT IT’S HIS MOST ICONIC ENTRANCE IN THE WHOLE SHOW

    • @rachel9686
      @rachel9686 4 роки тому +928

      Don’t forget about the scene where he wakes the chain up by holding a beeping alarm clock😂😂

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 4 роки тому +140

      I need to see that

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 4 роки тому +17

      @@rachel9686 😂

    • @DentistDan
      @DentistDan 4 роки тому +26

      Well hello there

    • @littlewillowlinda
      @littlewillowlinda 4 роки тому +35

      K i need a compilation stat

  • @jaylenbarbieri2239
    @jaylenbarbieri2239 3 роки тому +4248

    The locksmith is literally just a less harsh version of the grim reaper

  • @Cactusman129
    @Cactusman129 4 роки тому +25113

    The Locksmith should be in literally every show. Just a large ominous man who appears whenever someone needs to die.

  • @weirdautumn5263
    @weirdautumn5263 4 роки тому +12790

    theory: the locksmith is actually tiny but they gave him like 20 jackets to wear to make him look absolutely gigantic.

    • @taliajung1553
      @taliajung1553 4 роки тому +247

      That's a good theory

    • @bri2149
      @bri2149 4 роки тому +143

      oh god I hope so

    • @bri2149
      @bri2149 4 роки тому +112

      that would be so fucking good dude

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 4 роки тому +80

      The show makes him look like 7'7

    • @peral8890
      @peral8890 4 роки тому +14

      understandable

  • @thomasedison3700
    @thomasedison3700 4 роки тому +3487

    The Locksmith is like a Twilight Zone character, he just ominously shows up and then someone goes missing, I love him

    • @xaviergildon5576
      @xaviergildon5576 4 роки тому +17

      @Legit sußßing to everyone who sußs to me this is a virus, isn't it.

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 роки тому +1

      @@xaviergildon5576 they got so upset that they deleted their reply! XD

  • @bakedbread7540
    @bakedbread7540 2 роки тому +2062

    The relationship lasted for 3 DAYS??
    LMAOO IVE SEEN MIDDLE SCHOOL RELATIONSHIPS LAST LONGER THAN THAT 💀

    • @lemqnshark
      @lemqnshark 2 роки тому +74

      90% of middle school relationships last longer than that lmao

    • @tyudeongis
      @tyudeongis 2 роки тому +22

      HELP SAME, three of my friends have been dating eachother since like last year and theyre still going

    • @DarleneVoidDragoncat
      @DarleneVoidDragoncat 2 роки тому +51

      I’ve seen *ELEMENTARY SCHOOL* RELATIONSHIPS last longer than that

    • @EvelynandBreelee
      @EvelynandBreelee Рік тому +1

      LOL

    • @vvvvhx
      @vvvvhx Рік тому +4

      My middle school relationship lasted a year😭

  • @CatMcLloyd
    @CatMcLloyd 4 роки тому +3248

    "Their relationship lasted three days" WHY WOULD THEY PUT THAT IN THE SHOW

  • @ebrodsky5893
    @ebrodsky5893 4 роки тому +4294

    “My hands are literally tied” proceeds to show that his hands aren’t tied

    • @beezypeezy2359
      @beezypeezy2359 4 роки тому +29

      Sorry, I ruined your 69 likes

    • @aiden4445
      @aiden4445 4 роки тому +27

      @@beezypeezy2359 so did 1430 other people

  • @spirity7218
    @spirity7218 4 роки тому +7081

    The show literally lasted longer than the relationship-

  • @AdNoctemMedia
    @AdNoctemMedia 3 роки тому +1689

    20:15 is this an overhead shot of the Locksmith staring pensively over a valley alone? Major anime ending vibes

    • @DotZipfile
      @DotZipfile 3 роки тому +187

      That shot assures us that we're living in his world, he just hasn't stepped up to claim his crown.

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 роки тому +13

      Ikrrr 💀👏

    • @heenamirchandani582
      @heenamirchandani582 3 роки тому +94

      Hey i'm pete, did someone say sHoTs

    • @RuinedStillWetMascara
      @RuinedStillWetMascara 2 роки тому +30

      Omg i haven’t notice that shot, i fucking love this guy

  • @coolkidchristie
    @coolkidchristie 4 роки тому +6576

    i feel like she should have picked the locksmith, they had an unspoken connection

    • @shuichigrrr8743
      @shuichigrrr8743 4 роки тому +45

      Ikr!!!

    • @pixelatedbaddie2242
      @pixelatedbaddie2242 4 роки тому +127

      I literally thought that. I was like “what if she was like I want the locksmith”

    • @МинаДрагнева
      @МинаДрагнева 4 роки тому +91

      I mean he is pretty charming. But did you see how uncomfortable she looked the last time? In the end I don't think she would have appreciated him and his greatness as much as he desirves :)

    • @menkisser611
      @menkisser611 4 роки тому +25

      i was just thinking about how i would've picked the locksmith

    • @someoneyoudontneedtoknowab2298
      @someoneyoudontneedtoknowab2298 4 роки тому +40

      PICKED the locksmith lol 😂😂
      Ok I'll leave now

  • @Demolition_Darby
    @Demolition_Darby 4 роки тому +8828

    something about seeing the 'Their relationship lasted for three days' over the cheery music really did it for me LMAO

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 4 роки тому +199

      Funniest shit I've seen and heard all day

    • @saadtech5907
      @saadtech5907 4 роки тому +14

      "Don't lie who else is a FAN of Kurtis for more than a dày?"
      *(Kurtis Just Commented on my newest Mincraft Video Thanks!)*

    • @chloecarr3599
      @chloecarr3599 4 роки тому +26

      I spat out my drink when I read it 😂

    • @abominati0n
      @abominati0n 4 роки тому +54

      I thought he just edited it in lmao,, i was like "hol up"

    • @deadsoundsecretsitee
      @deadsoundsecretsitee 4 роки тому +18

      @@saadtech5907 shut up

  • @leahpreston2949
    @leahpreston2949 4 роки тому +4578

    My God, the “hey it’s Pete did somebody say shots” jokes is one of the best jokes Kurtis has ever made

  • @heckonearth1164
    @heckonearth1164 3 роки тому +653

    The good ending of this show is her picking the Locksmith. Well dressed? *Actual* strong, silent type? Pick him.

  • @hayleejohnson4890
    @hayleejohnson4890 4 роки тому +12914

    The “relationship lasted for three days” TOOK ME OUT

    • @ericschnautz6603
      @ericschnautz6603 4 роки тому +473

      Dude Alan lasting three whole days surprised me cause Alan fucking sucks.

    • @bangitybangbabang
      @bangitybangbabang 4 роки тому +600

      Sis should've kept the money and ran

    • @ploopymaster
      @ploopymaster 4 роки тому +252

      middle school relationships in one sentence lol

    • @yurimessiah
      @yurimessiah 4 роки тому +263

      and the way the words faded in made it a whole lot funnier lmao

    • @hayleejohnson4890
      @hayleejohnson4890 4 роки тому +66

      @@ericschnautz6603 I thought Jason really would’ve won💀

  • @sarashutter
    @sarashutter 4 роки тому +3441

    "They went for dinner the next night."
    "The relationship lasted 3 days."
    Should have picked Jason.

    • @charlulu
      @charlulu 4 роки тому +102

      @dumbass piss boy he's a cool serial killer that kills pedos, should have chosen jason

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 4 роки тому +17

      I liked Jason

    • @elise9189
      @elise9189 4 роки тому +35

      This never would have happened with my main Jason

    • @Rakeeeeeem
      @Rakeeeeeem 4 роки тому +48

      Thank God she didn’t, Jason deserved better and so did Jack.

    • @facelessdrone
      @facelessdrone 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah.... Im such a nice guy

  • @juliawasthere
    @juliawasthere 4 роки тому +3132

    “you rated me a 4”
    “that’s out of 10”
    DUDE WHAT? LMAO

    • @natalie1220
      @natalie1220 4 роки тому +63

      RIGHT LMAOO

    • @abikaggwa
      @abikaggwa 4 роки тому +124

      IT WAS NOT NEEDED LMFAO

    • @wolfslullaby
      @wolfslullaby 4 роки тому +17

      well not out of 5 lol

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 4 роки тому +28

      I didn’t know how to handle that comment I was like yo wtf dawg 😂

    • @aaliyahaariel
      @aaliyahaariel 4 роки тому +24

      @@natalie1220 lmfaooo...........like it’s so BACKHANDED

  • @micahgrover8575
    @micahgrover8575 2 роки тому +750

    "The relationship lasted three days."
    Steph: well I gave it my best shot-
    Pete: DiD sOmeBODy SAy sHoT?!

    • @salamantics
      @salamantics Рік тому +14

      I thought it was a very funny recurring joke lmao

    • @_98310
      @_98310 Рік тому +5

      21:22 DID SOMEBODY SAY SHOT?!

  • @soop5467
    @soop5467 4 роки тому +9203

    So funny story:
    We recently had to get our locks replaced and we hired this random dude. So when he arrived the first thing I thought was *"When the locksmith arrives, one man must go."*

    • @mancillamarie
      @mancillamarie 3 роки тому +233

      lmaooo i dont blame you. i would’ve done the same thing tbh

    • @superstellarhere
      @superstellarhere 3 роки тому +410

      *”So let it be written, so let it be done”*

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 3 роки тому +42

      That Joinen pic ahaha

    • @soop5467
      @soop5467 3 роки тому +21

      @@_Kuma_ you like it? :>

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 3 роки тому +18

      @@soop5467 yesss, fabulous

  • @pdoggy7254
    @pdoggy7254 4 роки тому +9229

    The casual “The relationship lasted three days.” got me

  • @briannesmith9518
    @briannesmith9518 4 роки тому +9665

    I would literally never split $10,000 with anyone I've known for 4 days

    • @aikafee
      @aikafee 3 роки тому +400

      I'd never split ANYTHING with anyone I've known for 4 days

    • @twinbruisesonmyshins
      @twinbruisesonmyshins 2 роки тому +109

      Id give them a little bit just for being there maybe

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 2 роки тому +297

      I'd give some money to the Locksmith.

    • @nvr2late666
      @nvr2late666 2 роки тому +36

      @@ThexDynastxQueen Well yeah, he's terrifying.

    • @ruetistic
      @ruetistic 2 роки тому +1

      @@nvr2late666 no its bc hes sexy

  • @chumbucket3475
    @chumbucket3475 3 роки тому +362

    The locksmith spontaneously and ominously appearing is just the most hilarious thing to me

  • @luluxid1358
    @luluxid1358 4 роки тому +6126

    I think the locksmith should get a spinoff show where he just ruins relationships, by stealing the girl after forcing the dude to leave.

    • @curedreamfandubz4116
      @curedreamfandubz4116 3 роки тому +50

      Yes

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 3 роки тому +269

      Or steals the dude

    • @luluxid1358
      @luluxid1358 3 роки тому +263

      @@teathesilkwing7616 ahh yes the bi locksmith

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 роки тому +175

      @@luluxid1358 or, fuck it, have both. Poly locksmith

    • @Munchtreats
      @Munchtreats 2 роки тому +55

      @@Tw0Dots dude that sounds fucking awesome

  • @landonb2972
    @landonb2972 4 роки тому +3892

    Kurtis: If you’ve never given audible a shot, now is the perfect time.
    Pete: Did someone say shot?

  • @page8472
    @page8472 4 роки тому +5880

    why is everyone ignoring “curvy girls make my junk twitch” 0_0

    • @randomthoughts7597
      @randomthoughts7597 4 роки тому +208

      We don't talk about that 🤣

    • @abdelwahabnassim6281
      @abdelwahabnassim6281 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/0u5XdeSesOs/v-deo.html

    • @nai5606
      @nai5606 4 роки тому +274

      as a curvy girl, I'm s c a r e d.

    • @not_elie6116
      @not_elie6116 4 роки тому +84

      I was trying to ignore it.😂

    • @jennnnn911
      @jennnnn911 4 роки тому +1

      Ichave I to say what curious just ’m

  • @Necromediancer
    @Necromediancer 2 роки тому +207

    The locksmith is so ominous I love him. He's not the executioner, he's an omen of the execution

  • @Eldelastrufas
    @Eldelastrufas 4 роки тому +32365

    Kurtis looking more and more like he could be interviewed in the Tiger King documentary

  • @kittycat418gaming4
    @kittycat418gaming4 4 роки тому +2567

    “Curvy girls makes my junk twitch” haunts my dreams

  • @alisadiaz1179
    @alisadiaz1179 4 роки тому +13513

    I bet you if she picked Jason, the relationship would have lasted FOUR days

    • @sh0tgunsh1pping
      @sh0tgunsh1pping 3 роки тому +596

      Bet if Pete won it would've been 7

    • @Sure_Bestie
      @Sure_Bestie 3 роки тому +518

      A whole workweek. Going for those middle school length relationships.

    • @TheForce7777
      @TheForce7777 3 роки тому +8

      try 1

    • @BigSteppa509
      @BigSteppa509 3 роки тому +362

      I bet if she chose the locksmith he would be her soulmate

    • @bryannae9015
      @bryannae9015 3 роки тому +37

      Maybe even FIVE

  • @apolloina19
    @apolloina19 2 роки тому +399

    “curvy girls make my junk twitch” made me laugh so hard fanta sprayed out of my nose

    • @WilliamPasta
      @WilliamPasta Рік тому +29

      We’re you drinking Fanta or do you just have Fanta in your nose that only comes out when you laugh really hard?

    • @kaskaskas
      @kaskaskas Рік тому +13

      Asking the hard hitting questions

  • @jacquelinebrown7627
    @jacquelinebrown7627 4 роки тому +9960

    Petition to make the locksmith the Sheriff of Kurtistown:

    • @secretbadger2845
      @secretbadger2845 4 роки тому +344

      Now THIS is a petition i can get behind 🥵🥵🥵🥵

    • @missxanadu666
      @missxanadu666 4 роки тому +101

      YES! *signs*

    • @rageshreesengupta552
      @rageshreesengupta552 4 роки тому +75

      Where do I sign?!??!

    • @arielb4980
      @arielb4980 4 роки тому +165

      B- but every time he entered a room..... one man would have to go.... have you even *read* the holy saying?

    • @hellothere-bo7bn
      @hellothere-bo7bn 4 роки тому +20

      signed

  • @corelei
    @corelei 4 роки тому +10392

    if this wasn't a TV show this sounds like every woman's worst nightmare

  • @anxiety1050
    @anxiety1050 4 роки тому +9195

    Plot twist: she falls in love with the locksmith

    • @qi6kq
      @qi6kq 4 роки тому +352

      nah he's too good for her

    • @harperfilipowicz4922
      @harperfilipowicz4922 4 роки тому +214

      ngl i would 😳🤚

    • @poo705
      @poo705 4 роки тому +109

      bro why wouldn’t she 😼😼

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 4 роки тому +67

      @@qi6kq The Locksmith is just a superior being

    • @nebula318
      @nebula318 4 роки тому +40

      I mean if I wasn’t lesbian 🙌🏽🙌🏽

  • @niccvier
    @niccvier 2 роки тому +201

    2000's reality shows are just plain psychological torture shows

  • @Katamaricilla
    @Katamaricilla 4 роки тому +4844

    This was so uncomfortable. No wonder that show lasted 6 episodes. A woman CHAINED to 4 random guys??? Sounds literally like Hell.

    • @mez1024
      @mez1024 4 роки тому +145

      I would literally pass out

    • @siryarianthefirst3360
      @siryarianthefirst3360 4 роки тому +37

      They also had guys chained up with 4 girls

    • @Katamaricilla
      @Katamaricilla 4 роки тому +74

      @lost cause not sure if we even watched the same video then

    • @casmeraki
      @casmeraki 4 роки тому +69

      Sounds kinda rapey

    • @Katamaricilla
      @Katamaricilla 4 роки тому +112

      @lost cause You really live up to your @ don't you? Those are the same arguments abusers say all the time. Even if someone signs up for a show to stay surrounded by men, that doesn't imply they have to act so disgusting around her, and it doesn't mean that someone has to allow it or be the one to blame. But honestly I am not expecting you to understand that.

  • @precimzo2574
    @precimzo2574 3 роки тому +3938

    When I see the locksmith at my wedding ...
    👁👄👁

    • @Sure_Bestie
      @Sure_Bestie 3 роки тому +91

      *Now THAT’S a good comment*

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 3 роки тому +157

      One man must go...

    • @kecym.4808
      @kecym.4808 3 роки тому +5

      haha

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 роки тому +3

      ONE
      MAN
      SACRUHFISE

    • @shoebox_coffin
      @shoebox_coffin 3 роки тому +60

      Plot twist: The person you are marrying IS the locksmith

  • @killerch33z
    @killerch33z 3 роки тому +5969

    “The relationship lasted 3 days” made me laugh SO FUCKING HARD

    • @jiffy-jef
      @jiffy-jef 3 роки тому +160

      the comedic timing of the reveal--

    • @genderfluidlygay7146
      @genderfluidlygay7146 2 роки тому +98

      LMFAOOOO SAME CUZ I IMAGINED THE LOCKSMITH SAYING THAT🖐😭

    • @catminecraftyas
      @catminecraftyas 2 роки тому +11

      LMAOOO

    • @sporkzzz
      @sporkzzz 2 роки тому +6

      I LOST IT

    • @nigellim9729
      @nigellim9729 2 роки тому +11

      Well, at least they were honest about it.

  • @stargirl-9000
    @stargirl-9000 2 роки тому +229

    A woman chained to four men = literally every woman’s worst nightmare

  • @LynkynPeppers
    @LynkynPeppers 3 роки тому +6595

    "Curvy girls make my junk twitch" I swear to god im crying I want that to be remembered forever

    • @miad6160
      @miad6160 3 роки тому +75

      Remembered? 😭

    • @LynkynPeppers
      @LynkynPeppers 3 роки тому +117

      @@miad6160 it was hilarious I'm sorry lmao

    • @LDrosophila
      @LDrosophila 3 роки тому +50

      i cant stop watching it 2:15

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 роки тому +99

      Curvy girls make my junk twitch!😌😀✌️

    • @theartoffuckit5287
      @theartoffuckit5287 2 роки тому +35

      that line i was not expecting thank god i wasn't drinking smt

  • @mia-lc2om
    @mia-lc2om 4 роки тому +1851

    "curvy girls make my junk twitch" is going to be a senior quote

  • @syd7568
    @syd7568 4 роки тому +1062

    The though of being a woman chained to four pretty big dudes, and therefore being unable to have my own space or get them away from me if they began to make me uncomfortable is terrifying. Like, the part where she has to lay on that dude in the car and when they all just decided time To Make Fun of Her in the hot tub, and knowing that she couldn't (at least in fiction) get away from them made me legitimately scared for her.

    • @basildoingthings819
      @basildoingthings819 4 роки тому +62

      S. Doss yeah that sounds genuinely terrifying

    • @or9422
      @or9422 4 роки тому +120

      The only reason I wasn't completely terrified for her was because there had to be a whole crew there filming. But that's still hella weird.

    • @KB-xx2sn
      @KB-xx2sn 4 роки тому +14

      Same, I'd be so scared if i was her

    • @hippopajamas
      @hippopajamas 4 роки тому +46

      It would be bad no matter what but she's in the *middle.* At least put her at the front of the train? Give her a little bit of autonomy, geez. Allows her to go to the bathroom alone or something. Take a breather. Or switch them around so they took turns being at the front or SOMETHING?

    • @AshleyFromTX
      @AshleyFromTX 4 роки тому +12

      I like instinctively covered my coffee cup several times during this episode for sure.

  • @Pi_Likethenumber
    @Pi_Likethenumber Рік тому +41

    Two years later and I'm just now noticing the extremely artistic painting of Gooby in the background of Kurtis's set up

  • @carpet-snark6446
    @carpet-snark6446 4 роки тому +1909

    “What if all the guys formed a polycule and left Stephanie behind?”
    This man is living in 2040.

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 4 роки тому +60

      My partner and I were both dating the same guy as a throuple and then left him when he wasn’t acting right and we’re still together and very much in love

    • @caleyfae1361
      @caleyfae1361 4 роки тому +4

      @@DiMagnolia BEEN THERE

    • @saadtech5907
      @saadtech5907 4 роки тому

      "Don't lie who else is a FAN of Him for more than a dày?"
      *(He Just Commented on my newest Vidèo Thànks!)*

  • @cateroach253
    @cateroach253 4 роки тому +3058

    jason and the locksmith should've gotten together and stolen the money, they were the only good people and they actually had chemistry

  • @s4fa.r1
    @s4fa.r1 4 роки тому +1805

    Jason has soft boy hair. He looks like he fervently applies Chapstick in the dark.

    • @catie5403
      @catie5403 4 роки тому +129

      This shouldnt make as much sense as it does

    • @greta7353
      @greta7353 4 роки тому +77

      then has to snap a pic with the flash on after

    • @embersremembers
      @embersremembers 4 роки тому +6

      💀💀💀

    • @knightenchanter7908
      @knightenchanter7908 4 роки тому +28

      He's the OG Soft boi 😂😂

    • @sexfuk2119
      @sexfuk2119 4 роки тому +4

      I feel called out???????? Omg.

  • @d.tsukuyomi1869
    @d.tsukuyomi1869 Рік тому +24

    "When the locksmith arrives
    One man is gone.
    Let it be written,
    let it be done."

  • @cuerbear
    @cuerbear 4 роки тому +2870

    The fact that kurtis didn’t have to convince anyone that the locksmith is the best character, because we all already agreed, is great

    • @turkeyhamanddeath
      @turkeyhamanddeath Рік тому +14

      The Locksmith is the definition of iconic. All hail The Locksmith

  • @KaylA-gg9kx
    @KaylA-gg9kx 4 роки тому +5747

    I'm just wondering why she chose to give money to any of them.

    • @raveng8217
      @raveng8217 4 роки тому +337

      For real! If I was on this show and none of the guys were interesting, I'd simply just keep all the money for myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @KaylA-gg9kx
      @KaylA-gg9kx 4 роки тому +183

      @@raveng8217 hehe, same! But still, even if the guys were interesting, I think I'd still just keep the money instead. Ha.

    • @harlequeenchannel
      @harlequeenchannel 3 роки тому +92

      Probably forced to give it away

    • @PennySilverMoon
      @PennySilverMoon 3 роки тому +59

      Feeling pressured

    • @nina.robbs565
      @nina.robbs565 3 роки тому +85

      same. they acted so shitty and immature, I'd just say "fuck you" and leave with my money

  • @aadrikaverma4931
    @aadrikaverma4931 4 роки тому +4265

    Why does the locksmith look like he's trying to hold in a cough-

    • @cherryvoid5238
      @cherryvoid5238 4 роки тому +18

      LMAO~ ty

    • @LionessOfGodEternal
      @LionessOfGodEternal 4 роки тому +93

      He time traveled from 2020 to be in this show. It’s a conditioned response.

    • @Circusmaid
      @Circusmaid 4 роки тому +21

      Chubby cheeks, stubby neck, shoulders raised (he's a big guy).. so he gives the impression of holding in a cough
      But you probably werent looking for a real answer.
      Sorry I just felt compelled to :DD

    • @hleo2003
      @hleo2003 4 роки тому +10

      looks like he's edging on a fart or a shit tbh

    • @mariahowlett625
      @mariahowlett625 4 роки тому +1

      He is trying to

  • @porrimmaryam101
    @porrimmaryam101 2 роки тому +17

    Being chained to 4 strange men would be my absolute nightmare. I would not feek safe at all.

  • @Sewer.dwelling.rat.
    @Sewer.dwelling.rat. 4 роки тому +1445

    The phrase “2000’s dating show” just shows this video is gonna be glorious

  • @nevermindkey
    @nevermindkey 4 роки тому +3263

    A man born in the 90s that looks like he’s in the 80s talking about the 2000s in 2020....... ✨𝒘𝒐𝒘✨

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android 4 роки тому +120

      Absolutely multi-cultural

    • @kate434
      @kate434 4 роки тому +7

      @@rx500android ikrr

    • @sadie3789
      @sadie3789 4 роки тому +52

      he owns all the cultures

    • @eb5x_789
      @eb5x_789 4 роки тому +44

      an entire lifetime of cultures in one man. wow.

    • @scorpiiiondude3327
      @scorpiiiondude3327 4 роки тому +3

      YESSS

  • @mytherapistsaidno6643
    @mytherapistsaidno6643 4 роки тому +1348

    that wasn’t really a fart joke though lmaoo it was just a guy ridiculing a woman for not being ‘ladylike’, there was no fart it was just cooter bubbles that they drew way too much attention to, she was allowed to react like that

  • @jokeisnonexistent6045
    @jokeisnonexistent6045 2 роки тому +45

    I'm starting a cult dedicated to spreading the influence of the locksmith, I don't know why but the locksmith has spoken to my soul without even saying anything

  • @tomatoanus
    @tomatoanus 4 роки тому +8464

    the chained up scenes in saw are more pleasant than this show

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 4 роки тому +162

      At least that had more chemistry

    • @vilecreampuffs
      @vilecreampuffs 4 роки тому +62

      We not goin' to talk about Death Note though- LIKE DFGDGFD

    • @thaarealmoni1003
      @thaarealmoni1003 4 роки тому +20

      you have good taste in youtubers I see .

    • @finnmurphyfilms
      @finnmurphyfilms 4 роки тому +13

      Holy shit tomatoanus watches Kurtis Conner

    • @vilecreampuffs
      @vilecreampuffs 4 роки тому +9

      @@finnmurphyfilms I actually have no idea who this man is.

  • @angelaquinnzell2548
    @angelaquinnzell2548 4 роки тому +745

    If I EVER marry someone and they call me “the old ball and chain” IMMEDIATE divorce

    • @Wertyvid
      @Wertyvid 4 роки тому +8

      I agree with this message

    • @andriwll
      @andriwll 4 роки тому

      Yeah

  • @buffmeninc.5130
    @buffmeninc.5130 4 роки тому +461

    i want the locksmith to attend my funeral but stand very far away and to never say a word

  • @michaelmitchell2519
    @michaelmitchell2519 2 роки тому +64

    I have never genuinely laughed at the existence of a character as much as I did at "THE LOCKSMITH"

  • @Na-jx2vg
    @Na-jx2vg 4 роки тому +3461

    "It's not humor, it's about you guys feeling good about yourselves by putting people down."
    fr tho

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon 4 роки тому +89

      FACTS

    • @leeraps6621
      @leeraps6621 4 роки тому +44

      Honestly

    • @anonymous68626
      @anonymous68626 4 роки тому +241

      Then dates the guy that put her down

    • @Na-jx2vg
      @Na-jx2vg 4 роки тому +93

      @@anonymous68626 I hated that so much lmao

    • @Pyshes
      @Pyshes 4 роки тому +2

      You guys hate men ay?

  • @ploopymaster
    @ploopymaster 4 роки тому +1670

    “the relationship lasted for 3 days” isn’t that just every middle school relationship? lol

    • @z-fqiryang8572
      @z-fqiryang8572 4 роки тому +25

      um excuse me but MY middle school relationship lasted 7 months so HA (that's true but all jokes man literally any middle school relationship ends in like a week or less)

    • @doppiogecko6249
      @doppiogecko6249 4 роки тому +6

      Mine lasted almost 2 years

    • @z-fqiryang8572
      @z-fqiryang8572 4 роки тому

      @@doppiogecko6249 I honestly thought mine would too but the he left me for his toxic ex ahaha

    • @samuelasbury5250
      @samuelasbury5250 4 роки тому +3

      Uh no! It’s high school too. Mine lasted 5 days :/

    • @starz.puddlez
      @starz.puddlez 4 роки тому +2

      For me it was less than a day

  • @bobthetomatoinamaiddressl7258
    @bobthetomatoinamaiddressl7258 3 роки тому +1692

    “jason’s ratings you gave me a f o u r for looks😐”
    “that’s out of ten!😃”

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 роки тому +83

      7:58 LMAOOO FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED THAT 💀

    • @ray9047
      @ray9047 Рік тому +41

      if she's a 4/10 I'm in the negatives

    • @Piki_1006
      @Piki_1006 Рік тому +8

      @@ray9047ONG
      I'm at LEAST a -100/1

    • @jingle1833
      @jingle1833 Рік тому

      ​@@ray9047ikr she is literally so pretty

  • @loquaciousjango4214
    @loquaciousjango4214 3 роки тому +126

    I keep thinking they should have an episode where the four candidates just all run in opposite directions and tear apart the Picker like horses executing a traitor to the crown.

  • @esthercuyjet5782
    @esthercuyjet5782 4 роки тому +437

    I feel like it wasn't the fart aspect of the humor that Steph didn't like, but instead the shaming part of them laughing. As a woman, men often say things that make me self-conscience about the stupidest, most normal things ever. The bubbles are just air coming out of the swimsuit, but the men acted like Steph should have done something to stop it from happening. Like they thought it was gross.

    • @ayejay_374
      @ayejay_374 4 роки тому +41

      True. But then she chose Allen anyway 🤡

    • @xdoxxy
      @xdoxxy 4 роки тому +7

      Grow up. Everyone in that situation was being childish. Although I might give Steph a bit of a pass since she’s chained there and couldn’t leave immediately.

    • @gabe5607
      @gabe5607 4 роки тому +41

      Yeaa. I also think that the joke would have passed because she was smiling before the other dude went like "yo it's not a joke, there's bubbles coming out". I think he was the one who ruined the whole vibe but maybe I'm looking too far into it.

  • @eleanorgouldie9355
    @eleanorgouldie9355 4 роки тому +7915

    Being chained to four straight men is literally my worst nightmare holy shit

  • @katec708
    @katec708 4 роки тому +804

    the locksmith is so incredibly menacing, but with lawful evil energy

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 роки тому +3

      this is scariliy accurate

    • @katec708
      @katec708 4 роки тому

      @@omnical6135 HAHAHA ty

    • @katec708
      @katec708 4 роки тому

      @@omnical6135 I didn’t even realize this comment got likes wtf

  • @whichisinteresting
    @whichisinteresting 3 роки тому +25

    I have started saying "rest in keith" whenever something moderately bad happens (something breaks, death in video game, etc) because of this video and it drives my friends insane. It's like out of my hands at this point it's a reflex.

  • @clockworktri
    @clockworktri 4 роки тому +3369

    Dude, there is a difference between a fart joke and pointing at someone and saying "hey, you farted!" Which is what that guy was doing to Steph, seemingly just to embarrass her. Which was pretty... shitty of him.

    • @duckielooloui
      @duckielooloui 4 роки тому +702

      I'm also 100% that was supposed to be a queef joke not a fart joke. He made a big deal about the bubbles coming from her crotch and the way she crossed her legs after. It was a gross "we're dudes and your a girl with a gross vag" 'joke.'

    • @hiimjohnquinones2971
      @hiimjohnquinones2971 4 роки тому +148

      I haven't finished the video and from these comments I'm concerned

    • @fridaychinatown6172
      @fridaychinatown6172 4 роки тому +90

      @@hiimjohnquinones2971 buckle up, it's gonna be wild

    • @honey6610
      @honey6610 4 роки тому +373

      Thank you someone gets it right for fart can be funny but not at someone’s expense any joke actually at someone’s expense And people have different sense of humour is the course she didn’t find it funny because I was at her expense

    • @quack4chu
      @quack4chu 4 роки тому +240

      fart jokes can be funny but the way it was phrased was just not it...

  • @foxgibson-dunlop8996
    @foxgibson-dunlop8996 4 роки тому +3828

    did kurtis just confirm that bestie picks bae is fake-

  • @moolllyyyy
    @moolllyyyy 4 роки тому +596

    “Curvy girls make my junk twitch” is gonna be my senior quote now

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 4 роки тому +2

      @furby bodacious, it's happening!

  • @Annicamd
    @Annicamd 3 роки тому +46

    This video has cursed me forever, now I can’t go an hour without saying “Rest in Pete” at least once. Thanks a lot Kurt

  • @email7689
    @email7689 4 роки тому +1333

    I need Pete saying “did I hear anyone say shot?” to show up in future Kurtis videos. 😂

    • @srslydoatm9251
      @srslydoatm9251 4 роки тому +13

      God yes

    • @hyp0m4nia
      @hyp0m4nia 4 роки тому +37

      Fr, it could be a nice lil inside joke for the fans

    • @noname78783
      @noname78783 4 роки тому +25

      yes please, or he could be added to the sound effect board

    • @thecoleopterist
      @thecoleopterist 4 роки тому +2

      Please! Yes!

    • @saimamerzougui7981
      @saimamerzougui7981 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/iByDTKxhXOw/v-deo.html

  • @sholem_bond
    @sholem_bond 4 роки тому +440

    whoever wrote this show just needed to accept that they were into bondage and love themselves

    • @rescuerex7031
      @rescuerex7031 4 роки тому +30

      And wants a Silent Enforcer Boyfriend (Locksmith is way too cool, to not be the writers ideal boyfriend)

  • @Gaiaroxmysox
    @Gaiaroxmysox 4 роки тому +652

    "Your butt makes a noise that stinks." I- *chefs kiss*

  • @That_Random_British_Dude
    @That_Random_British_Dude 2 роки тому +20

    The Locksmith is the embodiment of "he's just standing there... MENACINGLY!!!"

  • @yaboijazz
    @yaboijazz 4 роки тому +1692

    I bet the locksmith is actually just three kids in a trench coat

    • @macaronic_
      @macaronic_ 4 роки тому +39

      biggest plot twist ever

    • @spidermonkey2470
      @spidermonkey2470 4 роки тому +50

      He’s Vincent Adultman, doing business

    • @liiluu99
      @liiluu99 4 роки тому +6

      @@spidermonkey2470 nice

    • @bread6052
      @bread6052 4 роки тому +3

      Most 2000s disguise

    • @sc6155
      @sc6155 4 роки тому +4

      That's the funniest shit ever 😂

  • @sixsoda1890
    @sixsoda1890 4 роки тому +1194

    Jason gave them space during her and Alan’s date while Alan picked up half the chain to be closer to them during her and Jason’s date

    • @ayejay_374
      @ayejay_374 4 роки тому +128

      And steph apparently thought that was sweet 💀

    • @wastedproductions45
      @wastedproductions45 4 роки тому +42

      @@ayejay_374 She's literally the Stacy meme personified.

    • @selenak4554
      @selenak4554 4 роки тому +44

      And she literally said that allen can't deal with lack of attention but still chose him??

    • @happyxdragon1215
      @happyxdragon1215 4 роки тому +7

      @@selenak4554 good thing it lasted for 3 days

  • @chuwa8405
    @chuwa8405 4 роки тому +1281

    Kurtis looks like he's living in the early 2000s when he's showing us his merch, specifically an early 2000s dad

    • @lukemcglone4061
      @lukemcglone4061 4 роки тому +9

      Yo Kurtis has a whole ass mech?

    • @NoukSilver
      @NoukSilver 4 роки тому +3

      Early '00s dads were more 'metrosexual'. The 'tache 'n' mullet is very late 80s/early 90s.
      Source: I was born in the 80s and had a classic 80s dad.

    • @k07278
      @k07278 4 роки тому +2

      @@NoukSilver can confirm. This is how my dad looked around 1990.

    • @NoukSilver
      @NoukSilver 4 роки тому +1

      @@k07278 Did he have the crazy print lounge pants too? :')

    • @punchdrunkassassin
      @punchdrunkassassin 4 роки тому +1

      @@NoukSilver same, that was absolutely my dad in the late '80s/early '90s. And he had a whole bunch of crazy print lounge pants that I'm pretty sure he STILL wears. Living his best life.

  • @alexisb3829
    @alexisb3829 Рік тому +16

    lol the way she was so confident and showy with her airbrushed clothes like she was revolutionary

  • @joshhale9355
    @joshhale9355 4 роки тому +415

    I wasn’t sure it was actually from the early 2000s, but when she pulled out the airbrushed clothes and called herself a “designer” I knew it was true.

    • @august2325
      @august2325 4 роки тому +5

      That's really what did it for me

  • @EDEN-bs7qi
    @EDEN-bs7qi 4 роки тому +2193

    NOT KURTIS SHADING HIS EPISODE ON 'BESTIE-PICKS-BAE' AND THAT IT'S FAKE YIKES

    • @rishitasharma2106
      @rishitasharma2106 4 роки тому +72

      IK OMG IM DONE

    • @beanverse69
      @beanverse69 4 роки тому +45

      ahahahah yes that was so fucking funny

    • @xNikitaValconix
      @xNikitaValconix 4 роки тому +7

      i don't get it? lol

    • @sophiaflores5308
      @sophiaflores5308 4 роки тому +107

      @@xNikitaValconix Kurtis and his best frien Dean were on a dating show where Kurtis picked Dean's "bae". And kurtis inserted a clip of that show when talking about the fact that dating shows are fake.

    • @zieba6245
      @zieba6245 4 роки тому +117

      @@sophiaflores5308 I see it more like the example that relationships from datnig show don’t last - there was kind of drama between Dean and girl that was picked

  • @madelynbright8524
    @madelynbright8524 4 роки тому +941

    20 years later Pete is at a bar. He’s drinking alone. He’s been there for most of the night, unsure what tomorrow brings. Pete’s boss has just fired him because the drinking got bad again. What will he do now? It’s been 20 years, and the last time he has someone to rely on was the first day of the show. He thinks back to that time often. Suddenly, a voice approach’s from behind, “Is this seat taken?” Pete doesn’t even turn around before answering, “No, go ahead.” The voice takes their seat. After a couple hours of cracking up and buying each other drinks, Pete confesses, “This is the best night i’ve had in 20 years” It was true. Pete hadn’t been happy since the show. “Really?” the voice sympathies, “Me too honestly. It’s kind of silly, but once I was on a show” the voice cuts off. Pete suddenly looks up from his glass. Could it be? He slowly looks over, and surly enough it’s true. The locksmith sits there wide eyed. “Hi Pete. I’ve missed you.” The lock eyes and begin passionately kissing. “Let’s get out of here” The rest is history.

  • @DeadricDeadggory
    @DeadricDeadggory 9 місяців тому +9

    I love the running joke of Pete being drunk af

  • @shr00m3r7
    @shr00m3r7 4 роки тому +518

    “Hey its me pete, did somebody say shot” is my new fav kurtis quote

    • @feri5100
      @feri5100 4 роки тому +1

      I need merch with this quote

  • @VertumnaSkies
    @VertumnaSkies 4 роки тому +552

    “i’d like to split the money... with the locksmith”

  • @ZielonaPastela
    @ZielonaPastela 4 роки тому +398

    This puts third-wheeling on a whole different level.

  • @morriganlynham9079
    @morriganlynham9079 3 роки тому +112

    Play this as a polyamorous relationship and just have a great all expenses holiday where you get rewarded at the end

  • @PixelStacker
    @PixelStacker 4 роки тому +1901

    did kurtis just confirm that bestie picks bae is fake- agreed!

    • @vapenasher1238
      @vapenasher1238 4 роки тому +3

      Yes

    • @BoppyProductions
      @BoppyProductions 4 роки тому +33

      It is fake! My friend was on it 😂😂

    • @hannanags
      @hannanags 4 роки тому +13

      He is the best source lol he was on it

    • @BoppyProductions
      @BoppyProductions 4 роки тому +3

      @@hannanags Yes! When my friend told me he was on bestie picks bae I immediately thought of Kurtis lmaooo

    • @heidimarie145
      @heidimarie145 4 роки тому +1

      @@BoppyProductions what actually happens?

  • @greifstricken
    @greifstricken 4 роки тому +2783

    who cares about the outcome of the couple, I wanna know how the LOCKSMITH's doing, the absolute king

    • @elise9189
      @elise9189 4 роки тому +85

      Literal icon I want to hear from him

    • @Pyshes
      @Pyshes 4 роки тому +41

      What if he gets dates the men that go?

    • @UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy
      @UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy 4 роки тому +20

      For real tho he’s the best

  • @lotsofuwuenergy3983
    @lotsofuwuenergy3983 4 роки тому +2406

    Plenty of other people made this point already, but I think the fart jokes weren't actually what made Steph irritated and annoyed.
    Most likely it was the fact that due to the boys focusing in on her crotch, the production crew followed suit (i.e. weird camera zoom in on her crotch). It's bad enough to have a group of boys point at your hoohaa and laugh, but several cameramen trying to get a good enough shot of your crotch (for editors), a whole crew of people (probably) making weird looks since this is the 2000s, and the knowledge that whatever footage of your crotch they got is 100% not in your control? For anyone it'd be stressful enough to get them PISSED.

  • @crownedhorde9988
    @crownedhorde9988 2 роки тому +11

    "the relationship lasted 3 days." shit had me ROLLLIJNNG HELOPP

  • @scoutcoker9813
    @scoutcoker9813 4 роки тому +646

    jesus CHRIST I scream laughed every time the locksmith showed up. please give the show's editor a million dollars

    • @mariahowlett625
      @mariahowlett625 4 роки тому +10

      You should also give the locksmith 1 million dollars

    • @scoutcoker9813
      @scoutcoker9813 4 роки тому +7

      @@mariahowlett625 oh ABSOLUTELY

  • @millieelissa396
    @millieelissa396 4 роки тому +3612

    You've probably never seen it but there was a dating show called I Wanna Marry Harry where they found a Prince Harry look alike, it was like the bachelor except they lied to all these girls that he really was Prince Harry. You've gotta watch it and it would be sick if you made a video about it

    • @TheLastHylianTitan
      @TheLastHylianTitan 4 роки тому +166

      What the fuck? That poor man 😂

    • @Bree_999
      @Bree_999 4 роки тому +185

      Omg! I remember that! It was so weird and manipulative from the start. Surprise, surprise 😂

    • @alienqueen3324
      @alienqueen3324 4 роки тому +28

      Oh yeah I forgot about that one lmao

    • @tri-crab
      @tri-crab 4 роки тому +55

      WHAT? THAT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS😭😭

    • @jena9853
      @jena9853 4 роки тому +22

      Omg i remember that was all over the news

  • @tripatripatripatri
    @tripatripatripatri 4 роки тому +4690

    Imagine if, when they made fun of her for farting, instead of getting super defensive she had just let out the biggest and grossest fart and they would've just had to stay handcuffed to her for another 3 days even if they didn't like her at all. Best prank.

  • @mr.wiggles7135
    @mr.wiggles7135 Рік тому +10

    The locksmith behind the tarp was the funniest and coldest shit ever I love it

  • @isao3o
    @isao3o 4 роки тому +304

    honestly being chained to 4 men sounds like a nightmare

    • @lotsofuwuenergy3983
      @lotsofuwuenergy3983 4 роки тому +15

      Not just 4 men, but dudebros that would 100% unironically have man caves

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 4 роки тому +1

      yeah.

  • @AgentMonochrome
    @AgentMonochrome 4 роки тому +686

    The Locksmith needs his own reality show and/or horror game/movie.

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 4 роки тому +6

      HE'S THE MAN

    • @sharmbanu9862
      @sharmbanu9862 4 роки тому +7

      Not to be dramatic but i would take a bullet for the Locksmith

  • @i95mgc
    @i95mgc 4 роки тому +1560

    is it just me, or does the locksmith KINDA look like cobra bubbles from lilo and stitch...

    • @benjiecfelix5264
      @benjiecfelix5264 4 роки тому +59

      I'M SO GLAD I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE TO THINK OF THAT AVDJSHDH

    • @galaxychill9578
      @galaxychill9578 3 роки тому +41

      The Locksmith x Bubbles

    • @kinkanalchemist
      @kinkanalchemist 3 роки тому +18

      THAT’S who he reminded me of

    • @calimango7926
      @calimango7926 3 роки тому +19

      I haven't seen Lilo and Stitch and forever and I thought I forgot all of the characters aside from, well, Lilo and Stitch. But when you said Cobra Bubbles all memories came rushing back. So thank you for that.

    • @greysonholtz
      @greysonholtz 3 роки тому

      OHMYGOD YOUR SO RIGHT HAHA

  • @Sleeepy_eyes
    @Sleeepy_eyes Рік тому +4

    I’ve never actually watched this video with my eyes, every time I’m working on a big art project I turn this video on and listen to it and just imagine what it looks like and I want to keep it that way