If you check the comments section for a bit more info, I forgot to address something in the video! 33 Orbs can be acquired from NG+1 and up. You do NOT have to get to ng+7 before going for the 33 orb ending. During that second toxic gold part of the video, I *should* have said "...12 or more orbs, except 33, before ng+7..." as getting 33 orbs, no matter what, will trigger the good ending. It's not possible before NG+ because the orb beneath the lava lake is not there in parallel worlds until then (since there is no lava lake.) Sorry for any confusion! You acquire 11 orbs in the main world, 11 orbs in the east parallel world and 11 orbs in the west parallel world from NG+ on. Anyway, thanks guys. Have a great day!
33 are impossible in NG because of how the unique pixel scenes like the tree and lava lake do not appear in the parallel worlds in NG. So the orb (nuke) that is beneath the lava lake in the normal world is not present in the parallel worlds. In NG+ it starts appearing, so 33 is only possible there and onwards.
I think by the time you've gathered 33 orbs and killed a trillion-HP spider the gods are just scared shitless and will agree to whatever terms the noita wants.
I want to explain the importance of the 33 orb ending a bit. The true ending of Noita is bringing peace to the world. The Sampo in Finnish mythology was a symbol of wealth and prosperity, granting peace to those who held it. The Sampo is said to have had the ability to produce flour, salt, and gold out of thin air. In other words, it was essentially an infinite source of resources, allowing people to obtain whatever they wished for. When the Sampo was stolen, the kingdom fell into chaos. In other words, the world became imbalanced. In many parts of the game, the witch is presented with an opportunity to complete "The Work," but all but one of these "works" is false. The most notable "Work" is the work of the alchemists long gone, who wished to turn the entire world to gold. In the main ending, you are completing their "Work," but you are not truly saving the world. In the 33 True Orb ending, however, something curious happens. The Sampo is renamed "True Knowledge," and its description clearly refers to it as "the completed Work." When used at the Sky Altar, the Sampo magically "restores" the world, bringing happiness and prosperity back to all of the creatures of the mountain. And thus the world is balanced once more. This brings me to my conclusion: the story of Noita is a story of the forces of magic bringing peace back to a world where prosperity and joy has been lost. The forces of magic, nature, and technology are at war in the caverns, represented by the player witch, the cave creatures, the Hiisii, and the robotic entities in the Vault. At the bottom of the mines lies the mighty Three-Eyed, hoarding the Sampo that the alchemists so desperately wished to use to transform the world into gold- and with it, a portal to complete the alchemical Work. But that is not the Sampo's true purpose. With the gift of True Knowledge, the witch repairs the true Work, the Sampo itself, and brings peace and prosperity to the land once more. That is what the story of Noita is about: the ambassador of magic bringing balance to the forces of magic, technology, and nature by restoring the world with an artifact of prosperity and hope.
I don't think noita is the ambassador of magic. He can't cast spells without wands unlike mage-type enemies in game. Hishi also can cast spells only with acquired wands, they aren't connected with magic. Probably noita is one of the alchemist's creations case he looks like enemies in ancient laboratory.
i think noita isnt really a creature of magic, or at least not fully since the other mages you encounter are very deformed/transformed by the magic they practice at the start of the game at least the noita seems to be a natural human(?) unlike the other wizards, and though mostly using magic, she can also find "spells" that cast nukes or missiles, or summon monsters to fight for her so she isnt really an ambassador for magic as much as a combination of all three forces of nature, magic and technology in order to bring balance to the three factions once again
I beat the game once. Invis perk the first mountain, freezing field the next. From there I just played ot safe. Picked up am acid wand and killed the boss. Still difficult. One win, two hundred and fifty deaths.
The story of Sampo ends with it being smashed to bits by the sea. Then it's shards get made into jewelry that brings good luck. I wonder if that necklace effects the RNG.
@@mangomoe7347 The hardest part about it, for me, is getting a good teleport wand, a good digging wand, edit wands everywhere, and 3 spells: add mana, Chainsaw or Reduce Recharge Time, Energy Orb, and a multicast-type spell, to make a machine gun wand. The spell Reduce Recharge Time is like a Chainsaw which uses a lot more mana and is more frequently found in the world (at least for me).
i only reached the third floor base without directly jump to the portals. i have 90 hours and still cant directly jump to the portals to see something else. idk what is going on with these people. talking about 33 orbs etc and i am not even idiot. i mean i have good job as programmer etc.(i am questioning every life choice i made because i am so bad at noita) This is a confession. thank you being like me. :(
Oh.... so that's what the orbs do. No wonder I can never beat the boss. I always got as many of them as I could because I thought they were nothing more than "free hp" then would stumble into a murder dozer of a boss. I just thought that was part of the game... because it's "Noita" and Noita is "hard." I thought it was all part of the "getting noita'd" trying to beat a boss that can one shot you.
After completing the game with 11 orbs, everything turned into gold and I did not die. I wanted to die, but I was so indestructible, that not even The End of Everything could kill me. Luckily I found one thing that still could kill me; the plasma beams in the power plant, although they only do like 10 dps. This run was super interesting anyway, as I Fungal Shifted [Smoke] into [Weird Fungus], which caused eternal fires all around the world, as any fire made more fungus, which is flammable, which caused a self-repeating cycle. Super lucky that I got Fire Immunity quickly after the shift
Yeah, I thought simply bringing the gear to the sky pedestal gets you NG+. Imagine my surprise and disappointment. It was the furthest I've gotten in the game too.
"Go out and get one of these amulets for yourself" - The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Anyway, thanks for these guides and showcases.
Finally! I achived the ultimate 33 orb ending and even made gods afraid of me! Thank you so much for such an informative guide, Fury, and thank you for the ng+ orb map, Letaali! Without it I'd never collected all the orbs and knew what to do! That was a great challenge!
I just beat it, thanks to a couple of your videos. Finally learned not to rush too much near the end, and had a proper weapon to defend myself. Kolmi at 1211 HP wasn't too hard, but I doubt I would've been able to take him down after a few orb buffs. I knew there were other areas I had yet to explore, but jeez that's a lot! Wow. Think I'll watch a full run just to see all the biomes, or play it myself WITH MODS so I don't tear my hair out in anguish.
@@bringurownvibe i mean fair, but for some people like myself, it just isnt rage inducing, i havent felt myself get mad at noita or my own mistakes once. yes, theres that initial feeling after dying where you feel slightly drained of all your hard work, but then you always come back for more and you learn how to play the game more efficiently. thats exactly what i love about noita, its how clueless you can be to the environment when its your first time playing, the game is difficult but you learn how to overcome most of your troubles by simply just playing the game and learning from your mistakes. noita is pretty much just a difficult trial and error video game with a huge feeling of success when you trigger an event or do something that may seem small to others as they have already done/tried it, but huge to you as you discovered it on your own. just generally an amazing work of art.
I say this with respect and admiration: you guys are fucking crazy. I’ve been binging your and Albinos videos and it’s been a wild ride. Congrats on your dedication.
Big thanks to the video and the map! I've played for around 100 hours now and finally got the 33 orb ending for my first ending, I refused to get any other ending except the TRUE ending for my first ending. Now I can finally just fuck about and just enjoy the game.
That's nice of the developers to actually reward you for completing what's supposed to be the literal hardest version of the game. i like how the world "becomes anew" but everything be peaceful, i know it's difficult to convey to the player "you won" while also allowing the player to enjoy the game in a different way in a world where everything is meant to be hostile for seemingly no reason.
Hey, thanks for the guide helped me a bunch. Not going to lie killing yourself with the 11 orb ending proved exceedingly difficult... took a lot of thought and time for me to try where cursed rock used to be. Thanks again for the help
I've covered all of the bosses in several other videos, though I will be making another video showing them in a lot more depth, with strategies and weaknesses and such soon enough. None of them have anything to do with any of the endings, NG+, orbs, etc. so they wouldn't have really fit into this video.
Good that this video exists I do not have the patience or skill to get every single orb then fight this dude when I die after finding 2 orbs to a shotgunner.
Lore-wise, it's supposed to be all life/the entire world. They just didn't change the backgrounds in the game (I don't believe the engine has the capability of doing that - sure, the main programmer/engine creator could add that functionality, but we probably won't get that.)
I just watched this after completing the work for the first time after exactly 333 deaths. I got the all gold ending and was confused when I died lol. This game is deathly hard though. Fyi the work sky is extremely annoying with the flying robots that throw spears at you. They were the only thing my explosive long range luminous drill machine gun was weak against...
wouldnt be surprised if a sub ganre of exceptionally brutal rouge like games where you gain nothing more than knowledge on the game through the completion of the runs emerged and was named noitalike
@@romaliop yeah kinda, the tale from grimm brothers "one eye, two eyes, and three eyes" is translated to yksisilmä, kaksisilmä ja kolmisilmä. Fits too either way.
Also take note these endings can only be achieved without mods, i'm not sure if the game have particular mods that they deem as cheating or any modding at all will trigger it. But modded runs will only ever trigger the fool's gold ending, no matter how many orbs you collect.
It's all in there, written too. 1 - 4 orbs? Toxic gold. 5 - 10 orbs? NG+. 11 orbs? Gold ending (this is what you got, I'm assuming.) 12 - 32 orbs? Toxic gold. In order to get 33 orbs, you must be in NG+. Then you just get 11 orbs in the main world, 11 in East and 11 in West. I went through all the details in order to lay it out as clearly and precisely as possible.
i would throw a thought that the orb count could be related to kalevala and the poems(thought there is 50 of them), could also be the Kantele and the 38 strings. so many things it could be.
Honestly, I have no idea how anyone is meant to legitimately get all 33 Orbs and beat the boss without some kind of external help or 0.0001% chance RNG. I was barely able to scale the tower the first time today via backing up my save so I could attempt it multiple times with a (rather powerful) wand. How anyone is able to do this kind of stuff in a single life baffles me.
It's basically what Denis said: *long* runs. You slowly make your way through the beginning of a run, acquiring all the things you need: consistent digging, travel wand, main attack wand, "backpack" wand to be used as a backup inventory for other spells - and perks. To help with this, you can go to the gold room to get enough gold to reroll perks. Go to the hourglass/eye room to find potentially powerful spells, visit the sky work or hell with a lot of gold to purchase other extremely powerful spells. When you're ready, visit parallel worlds to get even more HP, perks, spells, etc. You can defeat the Alchemist and do the key quests too, which will net you at least 1 powerful spell for "free." The Alchemist exists in *every* parallel world, and the music machines are in East 1 and West 1, so you can even repeat those if you want. Basically, you have to go everywhere and do everything that can make you more powerful. Then trigger NG+ when you are ready and dig, dig, dig!
For what it's worth, my 33 orb run took about 19 hours total over the course of over a week, and longer than that isn't uncommon. It's a big endeavor, and you become nearly unkillable by conventional, non-polymorph-related means long before getting all the orbs. It's a bit of a grind in the later stages, but I'm glad I did it. I *strongly* recommend you learn how to make an efficient travel wand and gather the resources you need to build it before setting out on NG+ though.
What they said but lets be honest, almost no one is going to leave their extremely long run up to bugs or chance. Im sure im not alone in having 'long' runs of a few hours get ruined by *insert instant death wand here* or a polymorphing enemy just randomly getting teleported next to you for a instant poly into death. People will make backups of their saves, the question is more about how much they will abuse it since it takes a very special kind of person to enjoy sinking days or weeks into a game only to lose it all and have to start over again.
Are nightmare mode endings any different? I finally beat Nightmare mode last night (no teleport and no invis). When I turned the world to gold, I went up with black holes quickly and I did not die. Then in the Magical Temple, some mobs were still alive. One was kind enough to one shot me on sight. P.S. I think homing+piercing are pretty much required to pass the Temple of the Art on nightmare mode.
Did you know you can survive the first ending? I accidentally got the gold ending with only 2 orbs by escaping the work room with a fast digging wand. so i dindnt die form midas. Most of the enemies died but bosses and the tower enemies were still alive. the altar over the mountain still worked bot i dont think i can get another sampo. I recorded that part of the run too. I dont think i can do much else on that save now , die from the alchemist or cursed rock.
I regularly do looong runs, on stream or off, but I have to back up my saves, since I make videos and am always working on multiple videos at the same time that require new/fresh saves/different seeds. So, no, no app - but I do back up.
Game lags quite a bit during this 33 orb boss fight, I'd also suggest not to kill it if you're just aiming at true ending. I'm curious to see wand loadouts with spells to power as well, basically anything that will be "more FPS friendly")
Is it a feature for the Three-Eyed boss to look like a pear when currently holding 33 orbs? I never have seen that one appear or atleast in my entire gameplay.
Man... My ng+ map isn't similar at all. I went from top to bottom of the ocean and I only found the essence there. The orb room wasn't, but somehow the damn desert biome was. It's literally everywhere
The side biomes always have some randomization to them both n NG+. The orb room COULD potentially spawn inside the wall between the lake and the snow chasm.
just had a bug with my first 33 orb run. Game crashed when i grabbed my 33rd orb, when I restored auto-save I only had 31 orbs and none of them respawned (I quadruple checked _--). Bruh this game literally aint shit -----------________________------------
Tried to get the 33 orb ending but the one thats supposed to spawn under the lava lake near the surface was replaced with a big square void on both the east and west worlds. FML.
The official discord where the devs and most of the experienced playerbase hang out is here: discord.com/invite/SZtrP2r . There's a channel dedicated to wand crafting there :)
I love your vids :) I'm trying to get to 33 orbs. I'm already super powerful and in NG+ but I'm strugling to find the 2nd orb in hell right at the beginning of my quest :( Where can I find the map you showed at @5:34?
Congrats - here you go: cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/626180507323072512/781179801993871440/noita_ng_plus_orb_spawns.png It'll be 11 orbs in main world, 11 in east and 11 in west, so only 1 in hell. The orb tower does naturally spawn in one of the NG+ loops (I think +++) but you don't need the orb tower to get this done anymore. So you'll just need all 11 outlined on the map in all 3 worlds.
They don’t count as endings. You used to be able to bring the Sampo to the moon with the essences and it would trigger the gold world, but that was a bug and was changed a long time ago.
Do the amount of orbs collected change what happens if you finish The Works? Do the emerald tablets do anything other than turn to gold on that mountain platform?
Yup. This whole video talks about the different things that happen with different orb amounts. The tablets can also be used as (nice) weapons and: ua-cam.com/video/UJwjeOx77cY/v-deo.html
Hi Fury! I just wonder, do you actually have to kill the boss on 33 orbs ending, or was it done for laughs? iirc you can just grap Sampo and dig/teleport/song-portal back and place it, or will it not work with boss still alive? Also, was this ending achieved at 13 orbs prior? I remember the number and getting the "peace" message, definitely didn't manage to stack 33 orbs.
You don't currently have to kill the boss. I mentioned that in the video and also said something like "I wouldn't ever dream of doing this without killing the boss." i.e. I did it for my own personal achievement, but you only need the orbs to trigger the ending.
If you check the comments section for a bit more info, I forgot to address something in the video! 33 Orbs can be acquired from NG+1 and up. You do NOT have to get to ng+7 before going for the 33 orb ending.
During that second toxic gold part of the video, I *should* have said "...12 or more orbs, except 33, before ng+7..." as getting 33 orbs, no matter what, will trigger the good ending.
It's not possible before NG+ because the orb beneath the lava lake is not there in parallel worlds until then (since there is no lava lake.)
Sorry for any confusion! You acquire 11 orbs in the main world, 11 orbs in the east parallel world and 11 orbs in the west parallel world from NG+ on. Anyway, thanks guys. Have a great day!
Does it not work if you get 33 in usual NG, not NG+? Or are 33 impossible in regular NG? I'm not completely following.
33 are impossible in NG because of how the unique pixel scenes like the tree and lava lake do not appear in the parallel worlds in NG. So the orb (nuke) that is beneath the lava lake in the normal world is not present in the parallel worlds. In NG+ it starts appearing, so 33 is only possible there and onwards.
Thank you so much for the clarification.
@@FuryForged please dont say my name in the middle of videos ;n;
@@FuryForged whats the fonts name you used to write the parts?
I think by the time you've gathered 33 orbs and killed a trillion-HP spider the gods are just scared shitless and will agree to whatever terms the noita wants.
This time the gods will get the message
[YOU HAVE ANGERED THE MINÄ]
🤣
Your comment made me laugh out loud, thank you.
@@03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3 wouldn't it be [YOU HAVE ANGERED THE NOITA]
@@03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3 Minä is finish for “me”
I want to explain the importance of the 33 orb ending a bit.
The true ending of Noita is bringing peace to the world.
The Sampo in Finnish mythology was a symbol of wealth and prosperity, granting peace to those who held it. The Sampo is said to have had the ability to produce flour, salt, and gold out of thin air. In other words, it was essentially an infinite source of resources, allowing people to obtain whatever they wished for.
When the Sampo was stolen, the kingdom fell into chaos. In other words, the world became imbalanced.
In many parts of the game, the witch is presented with an opportunity to complete "The Work," but all but one of these "works" is false. The most notable "Work" is the work of the alchemists long gone, who wished to turn the entire world to gold. In the main ending, you are completing their "Work," but you are not truly saving the world.
In the 33 True Orb ending, however, something curious happens. The Sampo is renamed "True Knowledge," and its description clearly refers to it as "the completed Work." When used at the Sky Altar, the Sampo magically "restores" the world, bringing happiness and prosperity back to all of the creatures of the mountain. And thus the world is balanced once more.
This brings me to my conclusion: the story of Noita is a story of the forces of magic bringing peace back to a world where prosperity and joy has been lost. The forces of magic, nature, and technology are at war in the caverns, represented by the player witch, the cave creatures, the Hiisii, and the robotic entities in the Vault.
At the bottom of the mines lies the mighty Three-Eyed, hoarding the Sampo that the alchemists so desperately wished to use to transform the world into gold- and with it, a portal to complete the alchemical Work. But that is not the Sampo's true purpose.
With the gift of True Knowledge, the witch repairs the true Work, the Sampo itself, and brings peace and prosperity to the land once more. That is what the story of Noita is about: the ambassador of magic bringing balance to the forces of magic, technology, and nature by restoring the world with an artifact of prosperity and hope.
there are also magic creatures. I know Steve and possessed wands hate fish
EDIT: at least, at the start
Imagine if Noita devs were like "uh.. na dude.. we just did it for shits and giggles"
neat! thanks for the information :)
I don't think noita is the ambassador of magic. He can't cast spells without wands unlike mage-type enemies in game. Hishi also can cast spells only with acquired wands, they aren't connected with magic. Probably noita is one of the alchemist's creations case he looks like enemies in ancient laboratory.
i think noita isnt really a creature of magic, or at least not fully since the other mages you encounter are very deformed/transformed by the magic they practice
at the start of the game at least the noita seems to be a natural human(?) unlike the other wizards, and though mostly using magic, she can also find "spells" that cast nukes or missiles, or summon monsters to fight for her
so she isnt really an ambassador for magic as much as a combination of all three forces of nature, magic and technology in order to bring balance to the three factions once again
It is nice to see everything laid out here since I am very bad at the game and can’t get anything beyond the world of gold ending
I beat the game once. Invis perk the first mountain, freezing field the next. From there I just played ot safe. Picked up am acid wand and killed the boss. Still difficult. One win, two hundred and fifty deaths.
I cant even get past hiisi base
Oh hi Bungee!
hmm, I never knew Bungee watched fury
I can't get past the 3rd layer down ;-;
The story of Sampo ends with it being smashed to bits by the sea. Then it's shards get made into jewelry that brings good luck. I wonder if that necklace effects the RNG.
Thanks for saying this. That's very interesting. I really need to read the Kalevala and any associated mythology.
@@FuryForged any info?
The gods after you have all 33 orbs: *Oh shit war bad*
Me who hasn't even gotten the normal ending: Yeah, I'll be using the information in this video
I got the normal ending before 1.0 and I can't even do it again...
@@mangomoe7347 The hardest part about it, for me, is getting a good teleport wand, a good digging wand, edit wands everywhere, and 3 spells: add mana, Chainsaw or Reduce Recharge Time, Energy Orb, and a multicast-type spell, to make a machine gun wand. The spell Reduce Recharge Time is like a Chainsaw which uses a lot more mana and is more frequently found in the world (at least for me).
I managed to sneak through the entire game after getting the invisible perk and a functional enough wand early on
i only reached the third floor base without directly jump to the portals. i have 90 hours and still cant directly jump to the portals to see something else. idk what is going on with these people. talking about 33 orbs etc and i am not even idiot. i mean i have good job as programmer etc.(i am questioning every life choice i made because i am so bad at noita) This is a confession. thank you being like me. :(
@@MartyrmanX Congrats. This thread feels like noita anonymous. xD
On my way to suffer immensely just to get an amulet
Just to get 5 pixels
@@АлексейК-ь5ю yeah but they are GOLD pixels so...
I mean seems pretty easy after getting a parallel world run. Just run to the sky altar after triggering the boss
Same, but more like die on floor 4. It won't stop me from trying tho!
Not for the amulet. The bragging rights is what this is all about.
Oh.... so that's what the orbs do. No wonder I can never beat the boss. I always got as many of them as I could because I thought they were nothing more than "free hp" then would stumble into a murder dozer of a boss. I just thought that was part of the game... because it's "Noita" and Noita is "hard." I thought it was all part of the "getting noita'd" trying to beat a boss that can one shot you.
8:43 - MADE IN HEAVEN
Is that a JOJO reference?
*fuck! No,please no!*
"My name.... My name is Emporio"
amulet gang
After completing the game with 11 orbs, everything turned into gold and I did not die. I wanted to die, but I was so indestructible, that not even The End of Everything could kill me. Luckily I found one thing that still could kill me; the plasma beams in the power plant, although they only do like 10 dps.
This run was super interesting anyway, as I Fungal Shifted [Smoke] into [Weird Fungus], which caused eternal fires all around the world, as any fire made more fungus, which is flammable, which caused a self-repeating cycle. Super lucky that I got Fire Immunity quickly after the shift
Fury, YOU'RE the boss.
Whatever your heart was stirring for you better survive it
You wouldn’t want maple to be alone would you >;(
I thought finishing my thesis was hard. Now look at that witch. Running up and down a mountain between dimension.
Yeah, I thought simply bringing the gear to the sky pedestal gets you NG+. Imagine my surprise and disappointment. It was the furthest I've gotten in the game too.
"Go out and get one of these amulets for yourself"
- The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Anyway, thanks for these guides and showcases.
Finally! I achived the ultimate 33 orb ending and even made gods afraid of me!
Thank you so much for such an informative guide, Fury, and thank you for the ng+ orb map, Letaali! Without it I'd never collected all the orbs and knew what to do! That was a great challenge!
Congrats. Now what did you learn.
and so having attained true knowledge the world was left with peace
but why would i want that when i can have G O L D
**restore peace in the world**
"wait, no gold??"
Right? There is peace when everyone is turned to gold! No fighting, ergo peace
@@AlisterCountel I think you're confusing peace with quiet
I wish I could reach through my computer and start clapping for Fury.
Who says you can't? *grabs you by the neck
I just beat it, thanks to a couple of your videos. Finally learned not to rush too much near the end, and had a proper weapon to defend myself. Kolmi at 1211 HP wasn't too hard, but I doubt I would've been able to take him down after a few orb buffs. I knew there were other areas I had yet to explore, but jeez that's a lot! Wow. Think I'll watch a full run just to see all the biomes, or play it myself WITH MODS so I don't tear my hair out in anguish.
hold up. wizard den?!
Why fight the boss with a trillion HP when you can just kill him and get the orbs later? :p
You can do what you want, but I wouldn’t be able to live with myself if I did that.
why even play the game when it's just made to be rage inducing. It's fun but I ain't doing this bullshit.
Did not expect to find keyboard god here
@@bringurownvibe i mean fair, but for some people like myself, it just isnt rage inducing, i havent felt myself get mad at noita or my own mistakes once.
yes, theres that initial feeling after dying where you feel slightly drained of all your hard work, but then you always come back for more and you learn how to play the game more efficiently.
thats exactly what i love about noita, its how clueless you can be to the environment when its your first time playing, the game is difficult but you learn how to overcome most of your troubles by simply just playing the game and learning from your mistakes.
noita is pretty much just a difficult trial and error video game with a huge feeling of success when you trigger an event or do something that may seem small to others as they have already done/tried it, but huge to you as you discovered it on your own. just generally an amazing work of art.
@@chililube that was very obviously a joke
I say this with respect and admiration: you guys are fucking crazy.
I’ve been binging your and Albinos videos and it’s been a wild ride. Congrats on your dedication.
wow, that was one of my favorite Noita video from you so far :D
and here i am, struggling in the vault
Big thanks to the video and the map! I've played for around 100 hours now and finally got the 33 orb ending for my first ending, I refused to get any other ending except the TRUE ending for my first ending. Now I can finally just fuck about and just enjoy the game.
Imagine completing all puzles rewarding you with Noita 2.0. I would straight up craygasm
That NG+ orb map is extremely useful, thank you
That's nice of the developers to actually reward you for completing what's supposed to be the literal hardest version of the game. i like how the world "becomes anew" but everything be peaceful, i know it's difficult to convey to the player "you won" while also allowing the player to enjoy the game in a different way in a world where everything is meant to be hostile for seemingly no reason.
Jeezzzzz!
Even armed with this knowledge I'm not *finishing* the game anytime soon...
I know the majority of what you're going to show us, as for the rest of it, I'm not worried about being spoiled. I accept it at this point.
Hey, thanks for the guide helped me a bunch. Not going to lie killing yourself with the 11 orb ending proved exceedingly difficult... took a lot of thought and time for me to try where cursed rock used to be. Thanks again for the help
Haha love the outro fakie in the middle. Awesome work bud!
Fury forged doing Noita endings: I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess
But he can possess them?
@@tylerhoffman4251 shhhh
More like he guides others to treasures they cannot posses
@@kingtreedede7303 You can lead a horse to water... That won't stop it from getting Noita'd though.
i figured you would go into the other bosses guarding the various places of the map in this vid
I've covered all of the bosses in several other videos, though I will be making another video showing them in a lot more depth, with strategies and weaknesses and such soon enough. None of them have anything to do with any of the endings, NG+, orbs, etc. so they wouldn't have really fit into this video.
Thanks man! You are the best, as always!
These guys are so crazy... I struggle to get even 1 normal run xD
Since I can’t “git Gud” and finish the game, may as well come here
I will never get even the toxic gold ending
Good that this video exists I do not have the patience or skill to get every single orb then fight this dude when I die after finding 2 orbs to a shotgunner.
Not all life dying, just the room (the background don’t change so the radius isn’t that big)
Lore-wise, it's supposed to be all life/the entire world. They just didn't change the backgrounds in the game (I don't believe the engine has the capability of doing that - sure, the main programmer/engine creator could add that functionality, but we probably won't get that.)
I'm buying this game. Because if it's anything like A Robot Named Fight, and it certainly looks like it is, I'm going to love it.
I just watched this after completing the work for the first time after exactly 333 deaths. I got the all gold ending and was confused when I died lol. This game is deathly hard though. Fyi the work sky is extremely annoying with the flying robots that throw spears at you. They were the only thing my explosive long range luminous drill machine gun was weak against...
I swear, this will be the game that will be considered ,,classic" by our grandchildren.
wouldnt be surprised if a sub ganre of exceptionally brutal rouge like games where you gain nothing more than knowledge on the game through the completion of the runs emerged and was named noitalike
they gonna write essays about it and say how stupid we were for not understanding it
I wish I experienced this for myself, but I'm also horrible at video games and would never be able to see this without this video ^^`
I believe in you!
11 orb run with no backed up saves is my best
doesnt kolmisilmä mean three eyes in finnish? (estonian here)
Yep
@@leevi3423 awesome
'Three eyes' or more accurately (the) 'three-eyed' (one).
@@romaliop yeah kinda, the tale from grimm brothers "one eye, two eyes, and three eyes" is translated to yksisilmä, kaksisilmä ja kolmisilmä. Fits too either way.
great... now i need an amulet. this is gonna be a long journey.
Now I really wish i hada better pc, save got corrupt while doing a 33 orb run since it was just so laggy, got up to around 21 orbs
Also take note these endings can only be achieved without mods, i'm not sure if the game have particular mods that they deem as cheating or any modding at all will trigger it. But modded runs will only ever trigger the fool's gold ending, no matter how many orbs you collect.
Are you certain? That isn't written down anywhere. plus honestly thats just bad taste.
Instructions unclear I turn the universe in gold and even living things.
It's all in there, written too. 1 - 4 orbs? Toxic gold. 5 - 10 orbs? NG+. 11 orbs? Gold ending (this is what you got, I'm assuming.) 12 - 32 orbs? Toxic gold. In order to get 33 orbs, you must be in NG+. Then you just get 11 orbs in the main world, 11 in East and 11 in West. I went through all the details in order to lay it out as clearly and precisely as possible.
@@FuryForged I think hes being sarcastic?
unless i just got rekt too.
i would throw a thought that the orb count could be related to kalevala and the poems(thought there is 50 of them), could also be the Kantele and the 38 strings. so many things it could be.
Yes. I'm off to get that gold amulet brb.
Honestly, I have no idea how anyone is meant to legitimately get all 33 Orbs and beat the boss without some kind of external help or 0.0001% chance RNG. I was barely able to scale the tower the first time today via backing up my save so I could attempt it multiple times with a (rather powerful) wand. How anyone is able to do this kind of stuff in a single life baffles me.
Parallel worlds for perks and normal spells/spell mods and the work in hell or sky for op spell mods(infinite black holes, divided mods)
It's basically what Denis said: *long* runs. You slowly make your way through the beginning of a run, acquiring all the things you need: consistent digging, travel wand, main attack wand, "backpack" wand to be used as a backup inventory for other spells - and perks.
To help with this, you can go to the gold room to get enough gold to reroll perks. Go to the hourglass/eye room to find potentially powerful spells, visit the sky work or hell with a lot of gold to purchase other extremely powerful spells.
When you're ready, visit parallel worlds to get even more HP, perks, spells, etc. You can defeat the Alchemist and do the key quests too, which will net you at least 1 powerful spell for "free." The Alchemist exists in *every* parallel world, and the music machines are in East 1 and West 1, so you can even repeat those if you want.
Basically, you have to go everywhere and do everything that can make you more powerful. Then trigger NG+ when you are ready and dig, dig, dig!
@@FuryForged Lemme pull up that The Alchemist guide .
For what it's worth, my 33 orb run took about 19 hours total over the course of over a week, and longer than that isn't uncommon. It's a big endeavor, and you become nearly unkillable by conventional, non-polymorph-related means long before getting all the orbs. It's a bit of a grind in the later stages, but I'm glad I did it. I *strongly* recommend you learn how to make an efficient travel wand and gather the resources you need to build it before setting out on NG+ though.
What they said but lets be honest, almost no one is going to leave their extremely long run up to bugs or chance. Im sure im not alone in having 'long' runs of a few hours get ruined by *insert instant death wand here* or a polymorphing enemy just randomly getting teleported next to you for a instant poly into death. People will make backups of their saves, the question is more about how much they will abuse it since it takes a very special kind of person to enjoy sinking days or weeks into a game only to lose it all and have to start over again.
I just don't like the fact, that every run ends only with your death.
The amulet is amazing
The first dislike was Albino who wanted to do a video about it first.
So the 12 orbs peace ending from early access has become 33 orbs peace ending for 1.0?
Thank you very much for this nice explanation. :)
Are nightmare mode endings any different?
I finally beat Nightmare mode last night (no teleport and no invis). When I turned the world to gold, I went up with black holes quickly and I did not die. Then in the Magical Temple, some mobs were still alive. One was kind enough to one shot me on sight.
P.S. I think homing+piercing are pretty much required to pass the Temple of the Art on nightmare mode.
This is fucking INCREDIBLE! You rock!
Do ya mind dropping the easyzoom for the new map capture in the description? Been looking for it for a while.
Got it. Give me a minute and it'll be in there.
@@FuryForged Thanks bud ;)
This game is so complex never seen anything like this before
309 hours, 15 wins, and never more than 11 orb boss. This makes me want to try for 33, even if it costs me another 350 deaths
Did you know you can survive the first ending? I accidentally got the gold ending with only 2 orbs by escaping the work room with a fast digging wand. so i dindnt die form midas. Most of the enemies died but bosses and the tower enemies were still alive. the altar over the mountain still worked bot i dont think i can get another sampo. I recorded that part of the run too. I dont think i can do much else on that save now , die from the alchemist or cursed rock.
Yup. You can survive the first ending by either outrunning it or just having Saving Grace and Extra Lives to tank the damage.
Hey! Absolutely amazing video, you`re the greatest :3 Can you, please, give me a hint on how to create a house in Noita?)
Thank you very much. The house is from the Kammi item that you can sometimes get in chests.
Hey Fury, excelent video! did you have to use a save game app for the 33 orb run or did you hardcore the whole thing?
I regularly do looong runs, on stream or off, but I have to back up my saves, since I make videos and am always working on multiple videos at the same time that require new/fresh saves/different seeds. So, no, no app - but I do back up.
i cant even finish a single run, let alone collect an orb before i do...just wow
I'll need to keep this in mind, thanks for the video!
I had read somewhere about a moon of booze, is this true and do you have a video on it?
I would need to play many many years to get the true ending omfg
*sees boss health at 1billion
"Aight, Imma head out"
Game lags quite a bit during this 33 orb boss fight, I'd also suggest not to kill it if you're just aiming at true ending. I'm curious to see wand loadouts with spells to power as well, basically anything that will be "more FPS friendly")
Yeah, this fight was done before Spells to Power was added. Now it can be done WAY easier. I'll be posting some nice wand builds sooner or later.
Is it a feature for the Three-Eyed boss to look like a pear when currently holding 33 orbs? I never have seen that one appear or atleast in my entire gameplay.
It's a secret related to the Gourd items. I have a video on that in this playlist if you wanna check it out.
Что это делает в повторах стримов
Да
Возможно нео перепутал плейлист, т.к через телефон сидит
Man... My ng+ map isn't similar at all. I went from top to bottom of the ocean and I only found the essence there. The orb room wasn't, but somehow the damn desert biome was. It's literally everywhere
The side biomes always have some randomization to them both n NG+. The orb room COULD potentially spawn inside the wall between the lake and the snow chasm.
Atleast i can see endings here i cant beat this game due to giant death fly laser beam
whats the fonts name you used to write the parts?
7:12 I crashed making this wand
just had a bug with my first 33 orb run. Game crashed when i grabbed my 33rd orb, when I restored auto-save I only had 31 orbs and none of them respawned (I quadruple checked _--). Bruh this game literally aint shit -----------________________------------
How long did it take you to finish the game?
Tried to get the 33 orb ending but the one thats supposed to spawn under the lava lake near the surface was replaced with a big square void on both the east and west worlds. FML.
Hey guys i have a question.
Where can i get these great wand ideas? Is there a discord group or something?
Anyways thanks for the great video fury.
On the Nymphs and AliasGaming channel
The official discord where the devs and most of the experienced playerbase hang out is here: discord.com/invite/SZtrP2r . There's a channel dedicated to wand crafting there :)
Watch Gokidev (on Twitch) as well. Goki mods the game and is the person who shares with even Nymphs and Alias the best wand builds.
@@FuryForged thanks for the channel.
I love your vids :) I'm trying to get to 33 orbs. I'm already super powerful and in NG+ but I'm strugling to find the 2nd orb in hell right at the beginning of my quest :( Where can I find the map you showed at @5:34?
Congrats - here you go: cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/626180507323072512/781179801993871440/noita_ng_plus_orb_spawns.png
It'll be 11 orbs in main world, 11 in east and 11 in west, so only 1 in hell. The orb tower does naturally spawn in one of the NG+ loops (I think +++) but you don't need the orb tower to get this done anymore. So you'll just need all 11 outlined on the map in all 3 worlds.
now this is epic
a note though, what happened to the moon endings? are they still in the game or do they count as endings at all
They don’t count as endings. You used to be able to bring the Sampo to the moon with the essences and it would trigger the gold world, but that was a bug and was changed a long time ago.
What would the wand build for the 33 orb kolmisilma fight look like if spells to power was used for it?
So the reward for the best ending in the game is getting 7 cosmetic pixels added to your character? Alright.
i haven't beaten the game. i'm here because i don't think i'm capable of beating it.
I cant even get to the boss with no orbs so im just gonna watch this and pretend i did it
2:27 What about 6 orbs??? I guess I'll never fully beat the game now. Thanks for getting my hopes up 😒
It doesn’t acquire any new special powers at 6 orbs.
@@FuryForged Ha I'm just kidding. You are the man, what a great and in-depth video. Cheers mate!
For the 33 orb wand,why would you put the x2 modifier before the green spells? Doesn't it work the other way round?
I think it’s to up the damage instead of the projectiles so the game doesn’t crash lol
this video was sponsored by amulet gang
But did you beat Noita as the Noid?
But do you have to kill the boss after collecting orbs for the true endings or before also will do?
Holy shit this game is crazy amazing
Do the amount of orbs collected change what happens if you finish The Works? Do the emerald tablets do anything other than turn to gold on that mountain platform?
Yup. This whole video talks about the different things that happen with different orb amounts. The tablets can also be used as (nice) weapons and: ua-cam.com/video/UJwjeOx77cY/v-deo.html
Can you go into new game plus after you get the infinite gold ending?
Me who hates orb collection and fighting kolmi:
*Chainsaw go BRRRRRRR*
awesome
Hi Fury! I just wonder, do you actually have to kill the boss on 33 orbs ending, or was it done for laughs? iirc you can just grap Sampo and dig/teleport/song-portal back and place it, or will it not work with boss still alive?
Also, was this ending achieved at 13 orbs prior? I remember the number and getting the "peace" message, definitely didn't manage to stack 33 orbs.
You don't currently have to kill the boss. I mentioned that in the video and also said something like "I wouldn't ever dream of doing this without killing the boss." i.e. I did it for my own personal achievement, but you only need the orbs to trigger the ending.
And, yeah, it used to be (albeit slightly different) triggered at 13 orbs in early access.
@@FuryForged Oh, I must've listened poorly then, sorry. Thanks for all the answers!