German Incompetence - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
    (Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
    "It was your fault! NO IT WAS YOUR FAULT"
    Episode 275
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 212

  • @KFP_DonDon_Quixote
    @KFP_DonDon_Quixote Рік тому +1978

    This timeline starts off very strong with the Finns taking almost 3x their historical casualties under Swimothy the Retarded. The Axis leadership, particularly in Germany, was perfectly encapsulated by the big 3. Thirdly, College's failed attempts into Palestine, incredible, Fourthly, Cho King being an "afk" champ and not giving College Greece was hilarious. Lastly, thank you for content, Bo, I need more.

    • @4realm8rusirius
      @4realm8rusirius Рік тому

      Those casulties aren't just wounded they are FATALITIES so Swimmy lost 8 TIMES THEIR HISTORIC AMOUNT OF DEAD SOLDIERS in just a few days

    • @tizi087
      @tizi087 Рік тому +22

      how the f did finland managed to get overrun like that?

    • @bigphishey
      @bigphishey Рік тому +56

      @@tizi087 swimmy was on finland, thats how

    • @kirby1225
      @kirby1225 Рік тому +25

      @@bigphishey he only does well when they don't focus on him.

    • @MrWeeseAChine
      @MrWeeseAChine Рік тому +5

      The games where everything falls apart right out of the gate are the best games if you ask me.

  • @keirangray902
    @keirangray902 Рік тому +860

    "It was just light tanks" Germany said in order to cope

  • @saintmako9477
    @saintmako9477 Рік тому +362

    You know it says something when swimmy losing 200k in a month as Finland in the winter war, and he’s still not the biggest failure in this game

  • @ExtradaemonYT
    @ExtradaemonYT Рік тому +918

    Swimmy, Ignoring Advice, and getting completely destroyed, name a more iconic trio.

    • @kryzzan7039
      @kryzzan7039 Рік тому +4

      Nice pfp.

    • @timesnewlogan2032
      @timesnewlogan2032 Рік тому +26

      "No."
      -Swimmy

    • @benjaminphelps561
      @benjaminphelps561 Рік тому +28

      mental instability, social akwardness, and hearts of iron 4

    • @glenmcgillivray4707
      @glenmcgillivray4707 Рік тому

      I feel his next great strategy will be to play Switzerland. Ditch his army. Build economy. Join no side, feel proud. Then get invaded by Belgium. Because he had no army.

    • @monke7819
      @monke7819 5 місяців тому

      Dankus and the UK

  • @kryzzan7039
    @kryzzan7039 Рік тому +660

    Less then 20 seconds into the video and we already get to see a classic Swimmy moment.

    • @keirangray902
      @keirangray902 Рік тому +38

      #Swigma

    • @owenr-m4619
      @owenr-m4619 Рік тому +28

      He's usually pretty good as minor nations though...

    • @owenr-m4619
      @owenr-m4619 Рік тому +8

      @@Charlie1873 I think those swimmy moments should go in a different category

  • @labaker23
    @labaker23 Рік тому +122

    "I just zoomed out and looked at it"
    -A broken man

  • @2Links
    @2Links Рік тому +395

    For every game they come closer to perfectly reenacting the Axis leadership

  • @omegaalpha-th8mf
    @omegaalpha-th8mf Рік тому +43

    we all remeber when the bulgarian ambassdor pretended to take a nap when italy demanded their territory

  • @telekineticcomm
    @telekineticcomm Рік тому +266

    Another phenomenal execution of the masterfully crafted script by Bokoen & company. Great vid, much love you quaint little Danish man.

    • @Bigzthegreat
      @Bigzthegreat Рік тому +24

      UA-cam asked me for feedback on this comment, solid 4/5.

    • @telekineticcomm
      @telekineticcomm Рік тому +14

      @@Bigzthegreat thank you for the favorable review 🤝🏻 glad to uphold the standards.

  • @munk6576
    @munk6576 Рік тому +28

    Swimmy: doesnt ask for air*
    Also swimmy (drooling onto keyboard): WhY i HaVe YeLlOw AiR?!

  • @NikolaiBelinski98
    @NikolaiBelinski98 Рік тому +146

    Whenever I look at how horrible a game can go for the axis when inexperienced/incompetent players play majors, I feel glad that I always stick to minor nations as I know I would suck equally if not worse than the German 3-some coop in this video.

  • @boogitywoogity248
    @boogitywoogity248 Рік тому +47

    There’s something admirable in the confidence of general swimmy. He reminds me of some of the world war 1 guys, who just had an idea in mind about how they were meant to fight and just kept doing that despite any evidence to the contrary. Every swimmy game is like “step 1: come
    Up with master plan! Step 2: fail. Step 3: festung wherever.” Gotta love that even in the ice of Finland our glorious leader was still willing to hold The border at any cost.

    • @paul7432
      @paul7432 Рік тому +2

      I have a theory
      Perhaps Supreme Leader Swimmy is secretly the best player here but purposely fails to make everyone else feel better

  • @billydeewilliams8909
    @billydeewilliams8909 Рік тому +17

    i love cho king and how low-key and positive he always is, even when sabotaging the game

  • @jorikrouwenhorst7220
    @jorikrouwenhorst7220 Рік тому +62

    I secret wish of me is seeing the ZF clan and the Bokoen1 gang in a game against one another and seeing which group is more disfunctional.

    • @ahnafoktafian
      @ahnafoktafian Рік тому +12

      The thing is that, ZF can be very good players in they put their mind on it, but theyre not,like their name "zero fuck"
      So yes, zf will be more dysfunctional

    • @A_Dragovich
      @A_Dragovich Рік тому +1

      @@ahnafoktafian Especially if they even bother bringing Cyanide in. That's just an instant loss right there

    • @ahnafoktafian
      @ahnafoktafian Рік тому

      @@A_Dragovich cyanide + womble = gonna be one magnificent shithouse of incompetence that we all here yo witness

    • @A_Dragovich
      @A_Dragovich Рік тому +7

      @@ahnafoktafian Cyanide - yes. Womble - not really. Womble has shown great competence at times, and with some of the games that he has streamed in the past - it's impossible to be incompetent in those games. So Womble could do good, given a bit of time to work out all the ins and outs of HOI4

    • @timesnewlogan2032
      @timesnewlogan2032 Рік тому +4

      As long as Dankus isn't invited, because he'll sweat all over it.

  • @hlary8320
    @hlary8320 Рік тому +44

    the germany crew may have lacked in skill but they did make up for it is good vibes.

    • @bigcheese993
      @bigcheese993 Рік тому +9

      It wasn't all good vibes =(

    • @wceend5791
      @wceend5791 Рік тому +4

      Sad to hear 😢 @cheesestick

  • @emperortoxic5267
    @emperortoxic5267 Рік тому +32

    how you fuck that up with 3 coops 💀💀💀 500k casualties is crazy

    • @taptiotrevizo9415
      @taptiotrevizo9415 Рік тому +1

      Three heads of a snake tied up

    • @bigcheese993
      @bigcheese993 Рік тому +8

      Munk Moment =)

    • @gpjedy7379
      @gpjedy7379 Рік тому +5

      @@bigcheese993 So true Cheese stick

    • @DJSpike-ft9yw
      @DJSpike-ft9yw Рік тому +6

      too many cooks in the kitchen, and none of them are reading the same recipe

    • @RK-cj4oc
      @RK-cj4oc Рік тому

      ​@@DJSpike-ft9ywThats such a good saying. I am stealing it.

  • @tomm9963
    @tomm9963 Рік тому +67

    Fantastic historical script today Bo. Love how you captured the Nazi High Command infighting

  • @pUREsTORM9267
    @pUREsTORM9267 Рік тому +33

    Sometimes the things I learn about BOBG lore, I regret learning.

    • @taylor5065
      @taylor5065 Рік тому +3

      If it’s the Thomas thing they’ve brought it up before i think 😭

    • @ThatRatBastard
      @ThatRatBastard Рік тому

      ​@@taylor5065I've never heard about the Thomas thing what is it?

    • @taylor5065
      @taylor5065 Рік тому

      @@ThatRatBastard walking in on his mom

    • @maciejbala477
      @maciejbala477 3 місяці тому

      @Tovalokodonc that's not related to Thomas though. But yeah, College wanted to make a "your mom" joke but accidentally made a "my mom" joke, which led to people making fun of him because it's hilarious

  • @hydrodrift
    @hydrodrift Рік тому +4

    They had it… they fucking had it, then fast forward two months and it’s April now the Soviets are at the gates of Berlin, the Allies are(somehow) in south Germany.
    The Wolfenstein timeline happened but with an Allied victory

  • @minutemenhunter
    @minutemenhunter Рік тому +46

    *angry Irish noises* had me crying lol

  • @aarongarcia4388
    @aarongarcia4388 Рік тому +12

    I can’t wait to see the war thunder video titled “the missile knows where it is”

  • @fireironthesecond2909
    @fireironthesecond2909 Рік тому +3

    “Triple the pride, triple the fall.” - Count Doooku

  • @EntityVsEntityInteractions
    @EntityVsEntityInteractions Рік тому +4

    1:20 - Cheese sounds like Seinfeld here lmao "I know Kramer, the Norwegians have actually been fighting! I-I'm impressed!"

  • @calebrumsey4838
    @calebrumsey4838 Рік тому +1

    sees title of video: oh boy its swimmy isnt it
    10 seconds later: a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

  • @kpmh2001
    @kpmh2001 Рік тому +4

    I can’t believe you didn’t call this episode something to the effect of “The Three Stooges”

  • @DeadlyMoney
    @DeadlyMoney Рік тому +4

    “That’s not what mom thought”, I remember 😂

  • @filetminyion5302
    @filetminyion5302 Рік тому +7

    @Bokoen1 just a heads up I've been binge watching some of your old vids and the video quality seemed much better, realized you used to upload 1080p 60fps and its actually just the 60fps that made it seem nicer. If you can record @ 60fps again that'd be sick the videos felt a lot smoother but I understand if your recording long games that eats up storage

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  Рік тому +7

      I honestly didn't even realize. I've had Braun do the countryballs for me for like 10 hoi4 videos and he didn't know he had to select 60fps. Everything is recorded in 60fps, it was just the render settings.

    • @filetminyion5302
      @filetminyion5302 Рік тому +2

      @@Bokoen1 lol what are the odds. I literally only noticed because I was extremely baked,
      I was watching an older video and randomly thought to myself damn this feels smooth 😂

  • @TrimTheMasked
    @TrimTheMasked Рік тому +11

    >Gets home from work with food
    >New Bokoen video uploaded 11 minuets ago
    ahh, life is good

  • @TortugaA244
    @TortugaA244 Рік тому +3

    Shoutout to the one time Braun called Bo mom

  • @leonardorivelorivelo9253
    @leonardorivelorivelo9253 Рік тому +4

    That moment when irl axis coordenation was somehow better than this

  • @JoeBoney
    @JoeBoney Рік тому +8

    7:21 It gets me everytime lol

  • @marcuspapst
    @marcuspapst Рік тому

    You know its bad when he doesn't have to cut, just has one sequence of footage, showing raw incompetence, for minutes.

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 Рік тому +15

    You know it's a good day when Bokoen uploads!

  • @ryanrusch3976
    @ryanrusch3976 Рік тому +1

    Senor Steiner’s counter attack did not end so well.

  • @Frozone1998
    @Frozone1998 Рік тому +6

    I honestly expected bo to pull out qnother focus that immediately let's him make a separate peace and switch sides

  • @maxmax87l
    @maxmax87l Рік тому +11

    Give them 3 more they'll be good

    • @maciejbala477
      @maciejbala477 3 місяці тому

      I want to see like 10 people on one nation lmao. Even just against the AI

  • @CrusstySculpture
    @CrusstySculpture Рік тому +2

    "You threw all of France"
    "How?"
    "Yeah!"
    That killed me 😂

  • @commanderkei9537
    @commanderkei9537 Рік тому +1

    2:31 can’t believe Bo broke tradition

  • @ZvZd
    @ZvZd Рік тому +5

    7:21 killed me

  • @leogazebo5290
    @leogazebo5290 Рік тому +1

    Based Swimmy and Golden, a duo that is more helpful... for the other side that is.

  • @Opama_
    @Opama_ Рік тому +1

    I read Incompetence and there is no Swimmy. now that's a suprise

  • @bigmonke7661
    @bigmonke7661 Рік тому +2

    I don't know why he is surprised since the Norwegians did fight... from the mountains

  • @imperialisticvonhabsburg3149
    @imperialisticvonhabsburg3149 Рік тому +2

    Göring once again ate the Luftwaffe...

    • @Cynderfan35
      @Cynderfan35 Рік тому

      Is this again the: seduce Göring?
      :D

  • @Vekhh
    @Vekhh Рік тому

    Ye sometimes its great to just zoom out, pause and look like Bo did

  • @alphaomega938
    @alphaomega938 Рік тому

    Man there sure are a lot of Dawi-Zharr in the media

  • @matuterossihaller4498
    @matuterossihaller4498 Рік тому +2

    Another swigma moment in less than a minute

  • @luthfihar3211
    @luthfihar3211 Рік тому +1

    HOW TF did the allies got to the heart of europe while not being able to even kill the axis minors, holy shit

  • @Cosmiir
    @Cosmiir Рік тому +1

    Babe wake up new Bo HOI4 vid just dropped

  • @hanzohattori4078
    @hanzohattori4078 Рік тому

    7:18 axis casually losing their minds and Spain watches.

  • @sbevebob1291
    @sbevebob1291 Рік тому +1

    Today I won’t hold the border *clueless*

  • @megabotvideos
    @megabotvideos Рік тому

    9:42 “Not this shit again” 😂😂😂 this is def a highlight😂😂😂

  • @paulvonhindenburg367
    @paulvonhindenburg367 Рік тому +4

    ballin for stalin

  • @JcBravo8
    @JcBravo8 Рік тому

    3 Germanys? I want to say.... Swimmy, Braun, and.... Golden.

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 Рік тому +1

    Lore of From Backwoods of Siberia to Great Power - EU4 1.34 Chukchi Momentum 100

  • @wyattharrison5350
    @wyattharrison5350 Рік тому

    Bokoen: why are they all pouring into me? Bc your the biggest threat my guy they know and you know it 😂😂

  • @sinfulsage7106
    @sinfulsage7106 Рік тому +1

    2:47 Me eating dinner right now

  • @guacamoleman3253
    @guacamoleman3253 Рік тому +1

    oh yes more content

  • @benjaminphelps561
    @benjaminphelps561 Рік тому

    itd be neat to do a like battle royal of the best players controling a few major powers in europe then the rest of the gang all against them as the rest of the nations, sorta like an immediate endseig

  • @Zero7_7
    @Zero7_7 Рік тому

    When i saw the title i thought it was going to be a golden germany since the title was incopetent germany

  • @Otterdisappointment
    @Otterdisappointment Рік тому

    The new TNO update
    200K dead in Karelia for half the country

  • @3044Smike
    @3044Smike Рік тому

    Oh hey, this is the Dankus Raj game, neat

  • @gabri-immortale
    @gabri-immortale Рік тому

    A funny way to say that dankus steamrolled bo

  • @ludorock3488
    @ludorock3488 Рік тому

    You managed incredibly well the war in Spain 👍

  • @stormtrooper9894
    @stormtrooper9894 Рік тому

    Good good HOI4 quality content

  • @robertm.8653
    @robertm.8653 Рік тому

    Those were clearly 4 tanks lost, so sad

  • @sciencer9830
    @sciencer9830 Рік тому

    still current france record holder with the new tree!

  • @rimmer123q8
    @rimmer123q8 Рік тому +1

    havent seen the video yet but im guessing Germany is either College, Swimmy or Golden

    • @jonathand.t.5051
      @jonathand.t.5051 Рік тому +4

      Funnily enough, you're completely wrong. It's Zeno, some guy I never heard of named Cheesesticks, and Munk. College is Italy, Swimmy is Finland and Golden isn't in the episode.

    • @wilkic2
      @wilkic2 Рік тому +4

      To be fair, Swimmy did do terribly

    • @rimmer123q8
      @rimmer123q8 Рік тому

      @@jonathand.t.5051 ye i was surprised when i saw that

  • @p.c.r.4062
    @p.c.r.4062 Рік тому

    So I just woke up and decided to watch some videos on youtube only to find out that Bokoen1 posted a video 7 hours ago (it's 6 12 am for me)^^.

  • @bruh5912
    @bruh5912 Рік тому +4

    Bo getting gangster on mappies. Swimmy is jealous

  • @bigbubble4282
    @bigbubble4282 Рік тому

    When the Three Stooges are left in charge of Germany

  • @duncanmann2540
    @duncanmann2540 Рік тому

    In my country we go to dinner at 10 PM

  • @mattychew8752
    @mattychew8752 Рік тому

    Don't worry Vichy will save you

  • @ethanhatcher5533
    @ethanhatcher5533 Рік тому

    3 coops is a bit ridiculous tbh

  • @fabriziocossio3336
    @fabriziocossio3336 Рік тому

    So guess 3 heads are worse than 1 when it comes to mappis

  • @richardgonzalez6409
    @richardgonzalez6409 Рік тому

    Geez and I thought the maps in Vicky 2 where cursed.

  • @RandomAutist
    @RandomAutist Рік тому +1

    I really was expecting Bo's to be playing Germany with the three coops, i hope its Swimmy if not...

  • @marmotman151
    @marmotman151 Рік тому

    "I prefer the Germans that weren't casualties"

  • @Mustang-wt1se
    @Mustang-wt1se Рік тому

    Axis needs a comeback lol

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 Рік тому +21

    Bo has such big disappointed dad energy in the video, it’s insane. All of it is deserved, though.

  • @ryleeculla5570
    @ryleeculla5570 Рік тому

    If you and your friends play steel divison 2 again make a big tank convoy to destroy enemy tanks

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 Рік тому

    So you saw the absolute fustercluck of poor communication, incompetence, and infighting in the Axis, and you decided "Yeah, this is the side I'll pick in the war"? You should have threatened to join the Allies unless they got their act together.

  • @whitelight0
    @whitelight0 Рік тому

    “German incompetence”
    Golden Germany?

  • @duschidee702
    @duschidee702 Рік тому

    Sheesh not even a minute

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre Рік тому

    1:20 It's like 9th of April 1943 all over again :]

  • @thememehead
    @thememehead Рік тому

    Bo can just never get a Spain game huh

  • @shidokasagi5406
    @shidokasagi5406 Рік тому +1

    #Incompetenceaxisonceagain.

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 7 місяців тому

    This is hilarious 🤣😆

  • @commanderstorm8874
    @commanderstorm8874 Рік тому

    Wasn’t there a winter war where you killed almost all the finish divisions in the first few days as the soviets?

  • @Vekhh
    @Vekhh Рік тому +1

    Why they have so many factories and so many building slots in provinces? And also some of that researches? Does that mod for multiplayer changes that much or is it about all dlcs?

  • @Zephyriia
    @Zephyriia Рік тому

    I love seeing german incompetence!

  • @plaguedoctormelrose2384
    @plaguedoctormelrose2384 Рік тому +1

    9 seconds after upload, damn.

  • @furiousdestroyer2.050
    @furiousdestroyer2.050 Рік тому +1

    He disable dislikes because people were commenting how fake it was wow

  • @winston5921
    @winston5921 Рік тому

    Just like swinceball

  • @ButterNugget.
    @ButterNugget. Рік тому +1

    What mod do they use?

  • @shimavitz47
    @shimavitz47 Рік тому

    Staxis baby

  • @Turboshitter
    @Turboshitter Рік тому

    Zenu with that Walt Jr. type parlance fr fr no cap 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @anglaispizza8179
    @anglaispizza8179 Рік тому +1

    nice

  • @THEDUSTUB
    @THEDUSTUB Рік тому

    can we get more vic 3 vids?

  • @Jacob-pu4zj
    @Jacob-pu4zj Рік тому

    2:50 Was that deliberate?

  • @goldengyarados3515
    @goldengyarados3515 Рік тому

    Hey, anyone know which episode is the one where Bo is playing the soviets, and the germans get nukes, and germany nukes Bo's modern tanks in moscow, i cant find it