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What was the aftermath drama, with the "tank rule?" Did a new rule get created after which, or is there now a promise not to use this strategy anymore?
@@Marshmobilise he understands he's worse than everyone else which makes him play like a madman. causes a hilarious dynamic since literally every time he does something successful its surprising
Honesty swimmy has been on a roll lately. His French game in Vic 3, and the super germany he had an Vic 2 both prove that he can make bad situations work.
I'm just imagining the intelligence boys at Bletchley Park decoding the Enigma transmission. A man decodes the message and his face turns ghostly white. He nearly faints and his staff has to rush to his aid. "What is it sir? What does the message say!?!" The man starts to hyperventilate, his hands shaking as he reads the decoded message out loud. _"The Big Chungus is headed to Calais"_
Man it's like nuclear fusion. It takes a while and a crap ton of energy to get it going. But, once you've got it working it's just an unlimited supply of safe, clean power.
@@redshirt5126 More like a monkey with a grenade. Most of the time, the monkey will be doing boring stuff like scratching its butt. But eventually, it'll pull the ring, and you'll get to see an explosion of raw talent, typically the self-destructive kind.
Gotta love this new season new College. It really takes a genious to write such a storyline where the villain isn't the villain but slowly grows to be the villain over seasons.
I wondered at the start who would be dumb enough to try this... then I heard Swimmy's and Golden's voice and went "Ah, it makes sense now." Edit: Holy shit, it actually worked. Swimmy actually won in the right direction. Then again, it is College USSR so that might have something to do with it.
No, College was right at the end of the video. In forbidding players from stacking too many armor bridages, players are forced to use infantries to make up for the breakthrough losses. Therefore, a artillery only build can easily disorg "armor division" filled with infantries.
I like how Boe talked about how risky the start was and brought up all the different ways they could’ve countered it but instead they just… didn’t? And then complained?😭
Simmy and golden needed that win so badly after the last 30 times they fail. The issue now is their egos are gonna be off the roof causing them to get cocky and lose their next 20 games.
Dankus has a lot of highlights on his channel with his perspective on these games that show the final minutes of the sessions usually. 90% of axis wins end with the USSR capping.
My favourite part was not having to micro El Al because my AT divs were that good but still losing Africa because IEA can just supply the entire Italian tank Corp.
Self-propelled artillery (also called locomotive artillery) is artillery equipped with its own propulsion system to move toward its firing position. Within the terminology are the self-propelled gun, self-propelled howitzer, self-propelled mortar, and rocket artillery. They are high mobility vehicles, usually based on continuous tracks carrying either a large field gun, howitzer, mortar, or some form of rocket/missile launcher. They are usually used for long-range indirect bombardment support on the battlefield. In the past, self-propelled artillery has included direct-fire vehicles, such as assault guns and tank destroyers, which were typically well-armoured vehicles often based upon the chassis of a tank. In lieu of the standard tank's general-purpose main gun that fired both high explosive and anti-tank ammunition, direct-fire vehicles had specialized roles, with assault guns providing close fire-support for infantry and tank destroyers mounting an anti-tank gun to take on enemy armour. Modern self-propelled artillery vehicles often mount their main gun in a turret on a tracked chassis so they superficially resemble tanks. However they are generally lightly armoured which is insufficient to withstand direct-fire combat, nonetheless this protects their crews against shrapnel and small arms and are therefore usually included as armoured fighting vehicles. Many are equipped with machine guns for defense against enemy infantry. The key advantage of self-propelled over towed artillery is that it can be brought into action much faster. Before the towed artillery can be used, it has to stop, unlimber and set up the guns. To move position, the guns must be limbered up again and brought-usually towed-to the new location. By comparison, self-propelled artillery can stop at a chosen location and begin firing almost immediately, then quickly move on to a new position. This shoot-and-scoot ability is very useful in a mobile conflict and particularly on the advance in open battlefields Conversely, towed artillery was and remains cheaper to build and maintain. It is also lighter and can be deployed in areas that self-propelled guns cannot reach. Since the Vietnam War, heavy transport helicopters have also been used for rapid artillery deployment albeit at considerable expense and risk, mitigating one of towed artillery's disadvantages. Both self-propelled and towed artillery remain in the arsenals of many modern armies.
On paper, SPGs are superior to towed artillery because of the "shoot and scoot" that makes them safer from counter battery fire. Also they can keep up with a rapidly moving frontline much more quickly. However, this doesn't make them inherently the best choice. Towed artillery has two distinct advantages. 1) The first being cost. On average, you can buy three towed artillery pieces for the price of a single SPG. And in war, you would much rather have three distinct artillery battalions covering triple the area, compared to a single set of SPGs that can't cover the entire front line. 2) The other issue is much larger though. It is MUCH easier to maintain towed artillery since there are far very few moving parts and everything is easily accessible. With an SPG and it's internal systems, if something in the firing mechanism jams it is going to be out of service for weeks as it has to return to a maintenance depot and have much of it disassembled to get at the faulty part inside. There are also simply more things to break, be it a transmission, a loose track, or a loss of engine power. There are hundreds of moving parts and if any one of them fails the entire gun is out of action for a long time. With towed artillery, there are few moving parts so very little can break, and when a part _does_ break it can be fixed in the field by just swapping out the part with very little labor and without having to even take the gun off the field. A proper army will use both, as you said, generally attaching a few valuable SPGs to rapid response units while having the bulk of their artillery be the towed kind that assist the mainline infantry divisions.
I honestly thought it would be another game where swimmy promises wunderwaffe and it never appears and golden gets completely stomped by German incompetence but no, the SPGs did prevail and swimmys ego grew 3 sizes that day
Swimothy the great and Golden Mussolini. I can't think of a better combination of single-celled organisms like those two. Finally able to get a true dub!
I feel like most people SERIOUSLY underestimate SPGs. Everyone knows to include artillery in their divisions but no one ever does SPGs. SPGs aren't just armored artillery, they also have like double the attack stat of artillery! They give you utterly INSANE soft attack (in addition to armor). Screw basic artillery. Put one or two SPGs in your division template and they will cut through infantry like a hot knife through butter.
Me: *watches the video, notices ISP's face over the Artillery only divisions, "Well, I guess ISP's next video will be about deleting Denmark (from Minecraft) or something."
10:20 "Get the Big Chungus ready! We're going in! We're bringing the fight to them! I'm gonna Sea Lion because I'm a gangster" Italian Officer Pietro Badoglio's message to OKW Army Group A Commander Von Rundstedt - 24th March, 1944
"How does it feel to lose to a swimmmy Germany?" Siwgma moment knows he's bad and uses it to add insult to injury of his defeated enemies truly a swigma male
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Will do king
Can't believe you and golden lost to Tommy
You’re willingly not mentioning the massive grind
What was the aftermath drama, with the "tank rule?"
Did a new rule get created after which, or is there now a promise not to use this strategy anymore?
I won't 👍
"How do you feel to lose to a Swimmy Germany" is a sentence I REALLY didn't expect to hear in my life
I burst out laughing because even Swimmy knows how bad he is and that’s just added salt in the gaping wound
@@Marshmobilise he understands he's worse than everyone else which makes him play like a madman. causes a hilarious dynamic since literally every time he does something successful its surprising
Honesty swimmy has been on a roll lately. His French game in Vic 3, and the super germany he had an Vic 2 both prove that he can make bad situations work.
@@connorh2215 I mean, you can only be bad for so long until you start to get at least a LITTLE good.
@Jack Southard That’s only true for some people. Nonetheless, you make a good point.
The Golden-Swimmy duo is actually so great when they work together
to quote the video: "survivorship bias"
When it works, it works, when it doesn’t, it REALLY doesnt
@JackWrath477 No, Jack.
@JackWrath477 You must not be that great if you're having to promote on his videos.
They have 1 whole brain between them
"We're not coping" Golden said calmly
Before taking a deep breath from his copium respirator.
"We are NOT coping!"
- A Man Whose Coping
"Where's the Big Chungus? I need it now!"
"I'm sending the Chunger to Calais!"
- Battle of Britain, 1944
I'm just imagining the intelligence boys at Bletchley Park decoding the Enigma transmission.
A man decodes the message and his face turns ghostly white. He nearly faints and his staff has to rush to his aid.
"What is it sir? What does the message say!?!"
The man starts to hyperventilate, his hands shaking as he reads the decoded message out loud. _"The Big Chungus is headed to Calais"_
Now all I imagjne is a massive Italian Big Chungas bunny
@@trapical this had me rolling
@@trapical Followed by Churchill issuing an order to all units going 'Destroy Big Chungus. Destroy Big Chungus'
@@Fordo007 In this context, a suicide mission if I've ever heard one
“How many tanks do you have?”
“I have 8”
“No you have 2”
*silence*
Golden shit5ing his pants like, "oh no, you see that?"
8 on paper 😌
Bo only looked at the males cuz of the icon that got encirceled, but there were also 6 females, so 8 in total
@@doc_holliday9484 1945 moment.
Paper strength 8 tanks.
Real life strength 2 tanks.
well he had 2 chunger M's and 6 chunger F's so kinda counts as 8
The day has finally come.... Artillery only MP with the boys
And ISP said artillery only doesn't work
@@timon6759 to be fair, he said that when SPGs couldn't really be used
@Jack Wrath haha, yes of course, how could you not be right with that channel description...
ISP even made a guest appearance
LES GOOOOO
Of course isp had to have a cameo for the artillery strat
Artillery only
We need a Panteleimon Ponomarenko cameo
The rare moment when Golden and Swimmies Retardation is so powerful it actually cancles out and gives them the abillity to curbstomp people.
It's the reverse brain leaves Mario meme
Stack overflow
Man it's like nuclear fusion. It takes a while and a crap ton of energy to get it going. But, once you've got it working it's just an unlimited supply of safe, clean power.
@@redshirt5126 More like a monkey with a grenade. Most of the time, the monkey will be doing boring stuff like scratching its butt. But eventually, it'll pull the ring, and you'll get to see an explosion of raw talent, typically the self-destructive kind.
pure dialectica
My favorite part of history is when Hitler said said it’s SPG time and SPG’ed all over Europe
Exactly xD
Why said twice?
Nobody expects the SPG sweep. (sweeeeeeep*)
Truly one of the moments.
He embraced the Stug Life
"You lost against a Swimmy Germany, how does it feel?"
Oof, that burn more than a flamethrower.
I wanted College's "snake of denmark padding his winrate" statement to be included, but I guess it was censored out by the snake of denmark himself
Gotta love this new season new College. It really takes a genious to write such a storyline where the villain isn't the villain but slowly grows to be the villain over seasons.
I wondered at the start who would be dumb enough to try this... then I heard Swimmy's and Golden's voice and went "Ah, it makes sense now."
Edit: Holy shit, it actually worked. Swimmy actually won in the right direction. Then again, it is College USSR so that might have something to do with it.
Swimmy Germany vs College USSR: Stoppable force vs Moveable object.
College once again proves he can’t micro the broadside of a barn
@@Boxghost102 but College is immovable. Immovable in that he can't micro.
No, College was right at the end of the video. In forbidding players from stacking too many armor bridages, players are forced to use infantries to make up for the breakthrough losses. Therefore, a artillery only build can easily disorg "armor division" filled with infantries.
With Braun as a coop as well.
I like how Boe talked about how risky the start was and brought up all the different ways they could’ve countered it but instead they just… didn’t? And then complained?😭
The absolute cope in Colleges voice when he lost was just so good lmao
Remember years ago when bo said they would do artillery only hoi4 mp. He's finally delivered
Except it was against his will
I love how Golden was nonchalantly quiet about losing TWELVE DIVISIONS in Africa and ISP had to tell Bo
Golden's exasperation and a thousand flashbacks of Swimmy's nonsense in a single word 0:36
Way too much pain in that “why’d you go quiet swimmy”
@JackWrath477 weird spam
“Why’d you go quiet swimmy” he has ptsd lmao
That world of tanks sponsor was such a smooth transition i couldnt tell that it was a sponsor at first
Make sure to report the spambot reply for spam so UA-cam deletes their channel. :)
@@DylanDude cant they make the channels just as quickly?
@@Conker117 This channel was made a year ago, so they’d be losing a year of work building it up. Also, peep their channel’s about page LOL.
@@DylanDude you're right i looked at it a minute ago. i got you hes reported
Tbh I felt like I was being gaslit because of how smooth the transition was
Simmy and golden needed that win so badly after the last 30 times they fail. The issue now is their egos are gonna be off the roof causing them to get cocky and lose their next 20 games.
Balanced, as all things should be
"THIS GOES AGAINST THE SPIRIT OF THE TANK RULE!!!"
No, Swimmy just found his Sensha-Do.
Why? Just why?
but SPG is not allowed in sensha-do
@@Arpads_Legacy what's the difference between an assault gun and SPG
@@Arpads_Legacybut muh karl gerät
@@Arpads_Legacy they just converted them into a female division
I actually can't believe I lost all my channel points betting against a Swimmy Germany for the second time in a row.
Imagine thinking Golden and Swimmy could lose a hoi4 game
Bruh that title got me trippin harder than Grisha in the Wagner HQ
Bruh AHAHAHAHAHAH
Is it true about him? Like i had some bad expectations towards him, but this?
Sending the “big chunger” to Calais over the English Channel without naval supremacy is a disaster waiting to happen
As if any navy would even dare approach the Chad that is "the big chunger".
I'm quite sure even Germany and Italy were surprised that stupid strat worked
But you know what they say
If is stupid and it works, then is not stupid
If its stupid and it works Swimmy did it
No if it’s stupid and it works either
1. You got lucky
2. Your opponent was even dumber then your strategy
This is like the episode in any cartoon show were the idiot comic relief characters bump their heads so hard the become geniuses.
And on this day, the artillery only challenge rolled in its grave.
My favorite part is when Swimmy said "It's Swimmin time" and Swimmied all over USSR
And then Bo woke up and decided it was Bobius sweep time
IT'S A DEAD MEME FOR FUCK SAKE!
It took alot more time than ISP would have liked, but he finally did It
Everyone is once again memeing arty only
Final? I hope this isn’t the last in a nutshell…
Everyone collectively said. Please say sike
He edited it, haven’t watched it yet tho. Maybe it was a working title, as in the final draft?
Edit: Bo confirmed, I’m right.
He clarified in a pinned comment
@Jack Wrath stop it get some help
9:42 the división names and icons are incredibly cursed
I always wonder how the map looked at the end of these games, sometimes the video just ends super abruptly like this one.
Dankus has a lot of highlights on his channel with his perspective on these games that show the final minutes of the sessions usually.
90% of axis wins end with the USSR capping.
"I'm sending the Chunger to Calais." Is not a serious sentence I thought I'd ever hear.
This was a hilarious stream.
My favourite part was not having to micro El Al because my AT divs were that good but still losing Africa because IEA can just supply the entire Italian tank Corp.
5:11 "Press the Funni H Button" - Swimmy, 2023
I could hear the pain in Bo's voice when reading that ad read.
As an advocate for dropping tanks and using SPG divisions in hoi4, this has made me happy
Self-propelled artillery (also called locomotive artillery) is artillery equipped with its own propulsion system to move toward its firing position. Within the terminology are the self-propelled gun, self-propelled howitzer, self-propelled mortar, and rocket artillery. They are high mobility vehicles, usually based on continuous tracks carrying either a large field gun, howitzer, mortar, or some form of rocket/missile launcher. They are usually used for long-range indirect bombardment support on the battlefield.
In the past, self-propelled artillery has included direct-fire vehicles, such as assault guns and tank destroyers, which were typically well-armoured vehicles often based upon the chassis of a tank. In lieu of the standard tank's general-purpose main gun that fired both high explosive and anti-tank ammunition, direct-fire vehicles had specialized roles, with assault guns providing close fire-support for infantry and tank destroyers mounting an anti-tank gun to take on enemy armour.
Modern self-propelled artillery vehicles often mount their main gun in a turret on a tracked chassis so they superficially resemble tanks. However they are generally lightly armoured which is insufficient to withstand direct-fire combat, nonetheless this protects their crews against shrapnel and small arms and are therefore usually included as armoured fighting vehicles. Many are equipped with machine guns for defense against enemy infantry.
The key advantage of self-propelled over towed artillery is that it can be brought into action much faster. Before the towed artillery can be used, it has to stop, unlimber and set up the guns. To move position, the guns must be limbered up again and brought-usually towed-to the new location. By comparison, self-propelled artillery can stop at a chosen location and begin firing almost immediately, then quickly move on to a new position. This shoot-and-scoot ability is very useful in a mobile conflict and particularly on the advance in open battlefields
Conversely, towed artillery was and remains cheaper to build and maintain. It is also lighter and can be deployed in areas that self-propelled guns cannot reach. Since the Vietnam War, heavy transport helicopters have also been used for rapid artillery deployment albeit at considerable expense and risk, mitigating one of towed artillery's disadvantages. Both self-propelled and towed artillery remain in the arsenals of many modern armies.
On paper, SPGs are superior to towed artillery because of the "shoot and scoot" that makes them safer from counter battery fire. Also they can keep up with a rapidly moving frontline much more quickly. However, this doesn't make them inherently the best choice. Towed artillery has two distinct advantages.
1) The first being cost. On average, you can buy three towed artillery pieces for the price of a single SPG. And in war, you would much rather have three distinct artillery battalions covering triple the area, compared to a single set of SPGs that can't cover the entire front line.
2) The other issue is much larger though. It is MUCH easier to maintain towed artillery since there are far very few moving parts and everything is easily accessible. With an SPG and it's internal systems, if something in the firing mechanism jams it is going to be out of service for weeks as it has to return to a maintenance depot and have much of it disassembled to get at the faulty part inside. There are also simply more things to break, be it a transmission, a loose track, or a loss of engine power. There are hundreds of moving parts and if any one of them fails the entire gun is out of action for a long time. With towed artillery, there are few moving parts so very little can break, and when a part _does_ break it can be fixed in the field by just swapping out the part with very little labor and without having to even take the gun off the field.
A proper army will use both, as you said, generally attaching a few valuable SPGs to rapid response units while having the bulk of their artillery be the towed kind that assist the mainline infantry divisions.
I FUCKING LOVE ARTILLERY
Artillery is the god of war
Swimmy and Golden finally got their duo redemption arc.
And yet dankkus would probably be told to stop immediately after they figured out he was trying this
Swimmy germany is honestly the best thing that can happen in these videos
"oh my god, you outplayed me, this should be a rule that you cant outplay me like this".
The coping, the funniest bit is in the stream everyone was well aware of the strat and College STILL didn’t prep for it
I knew this would be Swimmy and Golden game just reading the title
"He is ruining Mappies" this quote just came to mind idk why
You can tell when the ad is coming because the mic gets exponentially better.
I honestly thought it would be another game where swimmy promises wunderwaffe and it never appears and golden gets completely stomped by German incompetence but no, the SPGs did prevail and swimmys ego grew 3 sizes that day
Who in the world made a mod where ISPs face was turned into a Division Icon
Damn, this Final goes against the spirit of the tank rule
Losing to a Golden Swimmy combination is pretty embarrassing lmao
I'm so uses to watching vids from months ago that I was genuinely surprised I'm watching for once a brand new HOI4 vid
Swimothy the great and Golden Mussolini. I can't think of a better combination of single-celled organisms like those two. Finally able to get a true dub!
Golden at the end "He's melting down, hes melting down." RIP College.
I feel like most people SERIOUSLY underestimate SPGs. Everyone knows to include artillery in their divisions but no one ever does SPGs.
SPGs aren't just armored artillery, they also have like double the attack stat of artillery! They give you utterly INSANE soft attack (in addition to armor).
Screw basic artillery. Put one or two SPGs in your division template and they will cut through infantry like a hot knife through butter.
Love to see the World War One style female and male tank divisions rolling over the allied powers
The landships are migrating
Swimmy was like: Gentlemen, I might not have a brain, but I have an idea.
*Proceeds to dunk on the world*
The Golden/Swimmy dream team is one of the best things about this channel honestly
Pumping out quality videos recently Bo!
I read the intro and thought to myself “this must be a swimmy/golden game” Indeed
7:47 didn't know isp played in their hoi4 mp games
I heard bo smile while saying "Panzer vor!"
I feel like this is one of the only times I've seen the axis win in these mp battles
Swimmy-Golden axis major duo... winning.
Hold my hand, I'm scared.
Me: *watches the video, notices ISP's face over the Artillery only divisions, "Well, I guess ISP's next video will be about deleting Denmark (from Minecraft) or something."
10:20
"Get the Big Chungus ready! We're going in! We're bringing the fight to them! I'm gonna Sea Lion because I'm a gangster"
Italian Officer Pietro Badoglio's message to OKW Army Group A Commander Von Rundstedt - 24th March, 1944
I love how Swimmy's "deployed" always means just barely equipped.
Kudos to Golden Sealioning by himself (initially) for his dopamine.
Golden losing 90,000 men in the Sahel and going "yeah thats not bussin"
6:27 Dank is actually did take Viipuri the moment Bo looked at it. ESPORTS!
Bo's silence to College's argument at the end is deafening. I feel like I could hear him realize College was right
4:22 “male and female divisions” had me quaking in my boots ong 😂
Swimmy and Golden duo is brilliant
>Allies lose
>immediately start rules lawyering
Germanybros getting the dub with the Sturmtiger (Male) strats
9:29 when I heard big Chungus I lost it, it's been like 4 years I did not except to hear that 😂
College seething was the best part of the stream
i cannot believe my eyes , Swimmy and Golden actually dominated a game
I don't know how best to describe this.
it's like to orangutans discovered a rifle and took back their bananas from man.
I still am disappointed to this day that we can't put omegaheavy artillery on super heavy tanks. Or a rolling anti-air fortress.
I really enjoyed that stream. Shame you didn't show after game analysis where you went through Swimmy's yearly losses.
I should have known this was a Swimmy, Golden game. I’m never disappointed by these two. I love these videos, thanks for keeping me entertained, Bo.
Swimmy Germany Winning
Soviets instantly coping about losing
Thats some E-Sports XD
Bo you should do towed artillery only
Finally becoming a Barotrauma exclusive channel
"I'm going to sealion because I'm a gangster"
Mussolini to Axis high command, 1944
10:00 war chant😂
Ladies and gentlemen you witnissed it here first Golden won a hoi4 game!
If your enemy knows how brain dead you are, the only option is go even dumber to catch them off guard.
Seth uploads a video about his love for SPGs and now this
DANKUS???? EXPLOITING?!?!?! NEVER!!!!
Imagine walking in to a swamp and a king tiger just pops out of the mud, thats why heavies are good defending swamps
Ultra rare, diamond encrusted Swimmy Golden W
I just got mandella affected when i noticed swimmy's divisions had isp's face as the icon
That battle of Kursk hitting real different nowadays
The ad transition was so smooth I didn't know it was an ad until I heard "World of Tanks"
The King of battle the fucking artillery NOW ON TRACKS AND WHEELS LETS GO
The god of war, as Russia and ukriane say.
"How does it feel to lose to a swimmmy Germany?" Siwgma moment knows he's bad and uses it to add insult to injury of his defeated enemies truly a swigma male
Swimmy is acting relatively normal compared to most of the time I see him in a game. This scares me.
How atrocious is this USSR to lose Heavy Tanks to Infantry 🤨
swimmy won as germany, with a ludicrous strat? no wayyyyyyy if there wasn't a video I wouldn't believe it haha
"Spirit of the Tank" was the SpiritoftheLaw sequel we didn't know we needed