There is a old soviet joke about China during Sino-Soviet Split: The Chinese Marshall is planning the attack on Soviet Union with his generals - Here, here and here we're using our tanks - All 3 of them??? - Yes, and also we will need air support there The adjutant intervenes - No air support, the pilot is sick - So what are we going to do? - How about using some partisan tactics? Let's send some small groups of 2-3 million over the border until our main forces arrive
@@onionsoups1327 For real the tactic in real life was using billion of people to flood Soviet Union... If the Soviets want to win against this they will need to nuke them self
Don’t care how tough or acclimatized you are 35C or 95F and humid with sun is kill you weather. I work in those condition doing construction all summer and it will fucking kill the unprepared.
Imagine that poor general, having to explain, why he suddenly commanded only four divisions... And the smugness of the admiral, who sunk the rest mid transit.
Me when playing mexico for the first time and i have to schlieffen my way through honduras to properly circumvent el salvador’s 12 divisions in a death stack
@@margarineenjoyer4100 I’ve been tracking you actually. Your days of Enjoying Margarine are done. Your information will be leaked and the Butter Brothers will have their revenge.
@@spadehaze1541 Not really, the USSR, despite its reputation, actually had quite sophisticated strategies, especially in the second part of WW2. Where they used massed assaults by conscripted troops, supported by massed artillery and tanks, to punch holes in the enemy line, only to exploit these breakthroughs with fast-moving elite units to encircle and flank enemy units. Strategies that likely saved a lot of lives as they cut down the time of German occupation, and the time of fighting. Though they were indeed more aggressive than the Western Allies in their assaults.
Imagine being a Japanese soldier. Your fort is somewhere in southeast Asia. Your commanding officer just spoke to you about an incoming force of Chinese soldiers. The ground begins quaking. Gentle, rhythmic shakes. Fear begins spreading amongst your comrades. They look to the hills in fear, kneel and begin praying, and speak of an unstoppable wave of Chinese fighters. Then you hear it. One unified voice of millions shouting. It's everywhere. You're already surrounded, and you can hear the footsteps. Then the sun sinks below the horizon, and the Chinese crest the hills. Hundreds. Thousands. A million. Maybe more. There is a shout, then the footsteps turn to a stampede as they rush down. Your unit begins firing into the flood of Chinese. It's not about aiming. It's not about shooting accurately. Every shot hits. You drop well over two dozen, each of you, but it's not a dent. The stampede tramples any who fall. Their survival relies on just being faster.than the guy behind them. They don't have guns, just a will. Then they hit the walls of your fort. Instantly, the chain breaks, as bodies all slam into the wall. Those in front fall, and you rush in, bayonet fixed. You stab one, but two more rush in. your commanding officer shoots one, and you stab the other, but there are now four rushing you. You're overwhelmed, and you fall back. Your gun is taken. You are defenseless as sixteen arm's reach for you. The last sight your officer has of you is two dozen Chinese soldiers tearing you apart while he hides in his steel bunker, which shifts and groans as the Chinese try to knock it over.
"Chinese Tibet" You ate Tibet, reaffirming the CCP's claim to the Tibetan region, then gave the Tibetans a self governed autonomous region, reaffirming some kind of Tibetan self-determination. What are you, ISP the Radical Centrist?
US army intelligence: Sire the chinese just made a army group Intelligence officer: So what, one army group can't be any treat to our mighty army US intelligence: But sire, it contains 80 million dying chinese men
@@gamerdrache6076 Thats actually pretty good considering how the central powers and the entente lost more than a million men not gathering a single city
>lend lease exploit Nothing makes me happier than stealing all of the equipment from a nation that's willing to lend lease, and slowly watching their front lines stagnate then collapse from equipment loss.
In regards of the Korean bug. It makes it as if you own it but somehow it is still independent. If you boost compliance with them you can make them into a domain or dominion which pretty much gives you all of their resource and factories. This has been a bug for about a year maybe longer. Same thing happens as normal china.
Reminds me of the time I decided to play Red China, though I ditched Mao and went down the route that lets you take over China diplomatically...well, other than the warlords, who I was actually able to take out by cheesing a war when Japan declared war on the various warlords, but NOT me...so I just kicked them out of my faction one at a time and took them over that way without ever having to fight Japan, then when the Axis invade the Soviet Union...well, let's just say that by war's end, I ended up redefining what "Chinese Treaty Ports" meant; in this case, they referred to Palermo, Naples, and Wilhelmshaven
Korea is bugged, it wasn't after waking the Tiger so I'm guessing Paradox screwed somthing up with Battle for the Bosporus and it doesn't matter what China you play as
80 million soldiers in the field, thats in theory 80M guns. In one week you loose around 4-5k guns. So its less than 1000 a day, so its just 0,00125% of guns failure daily.
infantry equipment in hoi4 abstracts everything an infantryman needs and I think the conversion works out to something like a squads worth of gear per unit of equipment
I seen japan take over the middle east during a multiplayer game and i had to clutch my ass off to defend persia. Their first push failed but once they naval invaded me i got fucked
U wanna know smth? After ww2 is done if japan is losing any War, even thé one they started, they will join the allys/communiste..........i learned this on my 1st game with russia
They don’t censor that era of history, just everything after it! That and they teach it completely historically inaccurately to make modern China look better, not sure why honestly. Just go on the baidu wiki and translate it with DeepL to see (with a VPN of course)
Emperor: Deliver conscription notices throughout all the provinces. Call up reserves and as many new recruits as possible. General Li: Forgive me your majesty, but I believe my troops can stop him. Emperor: I wont take any chances, general. A single grain of rice can tip the scale. One man may be the difference between victory and defeat.
Attrition makes perfect sense cuz u need to maintain all of that equipment and u usually need some spare parts for the maintanence in real life...when u have 5000 division u might have trouble to distribute enough of them to everyone Game portraits this in much simplier manner
As an American hearing "It's 34 degrees" right after "The heatwave came back with a vengeance", I had a brain damage for about .385 seconds before remembering that Celsius does, yet should not, exist
@Ali Xander I must confess, I am a Tasman, we get British Isles weather, but we are not weak so the Sun does not bake us alive but all the times I have been north of Sydney, it is hell on Earth, the adjustment isn't to hard but our Tasmanian sweat glands must work overtime.
And average division can have around 6k to 25k people. Assuming that there are 25k people in each division, you had about 125,000,000 people in your military since you had 5000 divisions. Truely Chinese
The single general commanding all of that. "Sir, what are your orders for the coming battle against the Japanese?" *deep inhalation and points to Japanese mainland on map* "Go here"
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Absolutely not.
There is a old soviet joke about China during Sino-Soviet Split:
The Chinese Marshall is planning the attack on Soviet Union with his generals
- Here, here and here we're using our tanks
- All 3 of them???
- Yes, and also we will need air support there
The adjutant intervenes
- No air support, the pilot is sick
- So what are we going to do?
- How about using some partisan tactics? Let's send some small groups of 2-3 million over the border until our main forces arrive
@@onionsoups1327 For real the tactic in real life was using billion of people to flood Soviet Union... If the Soviets want to win against this they will need to nuke them self
No no he's actually not wrong
Only 2-3 MILLION,we have to atleast be cool and send 4-5 billion.
@@Ros2fi0 They did say "small groups" of partisans
Lol
“The heatwave is back” I guess the conscription of the entire Chinese population turns your PC into a small sun
37 is pathetic. In Australia heat waves often hit 45. 35 is a warm summer day. Plus my pc often goes supernova
Don’t care how tough or acclimatized you are 35C or 95F and humid with sun is kill you weather. I work in those condition doing construction all summer and it will fucking kill the unprepared.
@@michaelhibbard654 the UK doesn't have aircon.and the houses are designed to keep heat in.so yeah
@@michaelhibbard654 what humidity %?
@@TheArklyte when the air is trying to kill you by filling your lungs with copious amounts of smoke... the humidity does not matter as much
Hirohito: Good new men the enemy has a massive equipment deficit.
Bad news is they have around 5 times as many men as we have bullets.
5 times? you gotta bump those numbers up.
@@drehinrichsen7025 yes
So true mr. Overseer. How is the water chip?
imagine being the poor general that had to command 80 million people in just 5000 divisions.
PAIIINN!
*jitters violently while holding a spilling coffee mug* "185 CUPS PER HOUR!!!"
Imagine that poor general, having to explain, why he suddenly commanded only four divisions... And the smugness of the admiral, who sunk the rest mid transit.
@@spritemon98 this is funnier than it has any right to be
@@spritemon98 That’s 1 cup every 20 seconds.
Someone get on a Yemen mod for the grand finale.
I was wrong prepare for a Yunnan world conquest.
Yeah Man!
@@teamtg2557 Oh man!
Not now, wait for no step back dlc
@@JS-ju1xw in the mod new ways yemen get a focus tree
5k divisions… you almost caught up to El Salvador’s average amount of divisions each game
Me when playing mexico for the first time and i have to schlieffen my way through honduras to properly circumvent el salvador’s 12 divisions in a death stack
@@Themosquito_ Or trying to invade cuba as Austria Hungary just to have your marines die to the 24 divisions guarding their ports.
@@falcovg2 Bay of schnitzels and gulash was pretty brutal.
@@falcovg2 why are you invading Cuba as Austra hungry?
For the air control over the gulf of mexico and florida offcourse. How else are you going to land in the USA?
Me: trying to conscript all of China
My computer: please kill me...
amoung us susy balls
Potato PC! Don't think so
@@fyourmom8810 found you, your secrets are known
Later...
@@margarineenjoyer4100 I’ve been tracking you actually. Your days of Enjoying Margarine are done. Your information will be leaked and the Butter Brothers will have their revenge.
ISP wondering why only 400k of his troops died
the japanese soldiers who ran out of ammunition 3 days ago: dude, uncool
' They can't stop all of us '
♫ Marching in the snow, stepping on ice
We can't even tell road from river ♫
@@thegreatestdane8978 So Basically USSR in the World Wars
@@spadehaze1541 hahaha 25 million casualties? SEND MORE
@@spadehaze1541 Not really, the USSR, despite its reputation, actually had quite sophisticated strategies, especially in the second part of WW2. Where they used massed assaults by conscripted troops, supported by massed artillery and tanks, to punch holes in the enemy line, only to exploit these breakthroughs with fast-moving elite units to encircle and flank enemy units. Strategies that likely saved a lot of lives as they cut down the time of German occupation, and the time of fighting. Though they were indeed more aggressive than the Western Allies in their assaults.
Someone make a Yunnan mod more developed than Kaiserreich and TNO combined, or else Mao will shave his hair.
That is some high stakes
Yunnan in Kaiserreduxx has a good tree, you can restore the Tang Dynasty
@@americanseal7683 Mango Dynasty
Eat oranges kids, you might join the Tang Dynasty and not get scurvy!
breaking news: crazy yunnan guy unites china without guns
just throw hoards of men
Yunnan artillery only face reveal (forming greater banatian union)
Imagine being a Japanese soldier. Your fort is somewhere in southeast Asia. Your commanding officer just spoke to you about an incoming force of Chinese soldiers.
The ground begins quaking. Gentle, rhythmic shakes. Fear begins spreading amongst your comrades. They look to the hills in fear, kneel and begin praying, and speak of an unstoppable wave of Chinese fighters.
Then you hear it. One unified voice of millions shouting. It's everywhere. You're already surrounded, and you can hear the footsteps. Then the sun sinks below the horizon, and the Chinese crest the hills. Hundreds. Thousands. A million. Maybe more. There is a shout, then the footsteps turn to a stampede as they rush down. Your unit begins firing into the flood of Chinese. It's not about aiming. It's not about shooting accurately. Every shot hits. You drop well over two dozen, each of you, but it's not a dent. The stampede tramples any who fall. Their survival relies on just being faster.than the guy behind them. They don't have guns, just a will.
Then they hit the walls of your fort. Instantly, the chain breaks, as bodies all slam into the wall. Those in front fall, and you rush in, bayonet fixed. You stab one, but two more rush in. your commanding officer shoots one, and you stab the other, but there are now four rushing you. You're overwhelmed, and you fall back. Your gun is taken. You are defenseless as sixteen arm's reach for you.
The last sight your officer has of you is two dozen Chinese soldiers tearing you apart while he hides in his steel bunker, which shifts and groans as the Chinese try to knock it over.
Criminally underrated comment :D
you sure this isn't a zombie flick?
cringe
Absolute gold. The perfect description of the chaos ISP is unleashing.
Lolololol
the japanese munitions industry calculating the demand for bullets: the numbers, what do they mean?
That… this can’t be right. That’s a 京. They can’t want ten quadrillion bullets.
*Sir how do we have -500k+ deficit of guns?. I swear every factory on china is on overdrive and been working 24hours a day?*
@@Tomahawak6712 there are no people in the factories anymore all are in the army....
@@bechilling1045 That'd explain it. Maybe soviets lend leased some factory workers who still make a couple guns.
@@Grivehn Maybe maybe... also the reason for the atrision is that there was nobody to grow crops for food so they were all starving...
`I want to go ahead and do something special for the communist Chinese`- ISorrowproduction, 2021
@@AxxLAfriku same😎
@@AxxLAfriku feet
@@AxxLAfriku I beg you. Get help. It is not funny anymore.
@@AxxLAfriku i'm glad my parents emotionally abused me so that i never became this
Said no one ever
Chinese conscript no. 1.7x10^9 looking at their SVT-38/40:
*_Finally, some good fucking food_*
This is fucking hilarious
“I lost it to attrition, sir…”
Chinese conscript no. 1.7x10^9 + 1 looking on with deep envy as he eats the dirt for the 900th goddamn day in a row
16:47 Your soldiers are eating the guns because none of them have any food
Nummy nummy gunpowder and wood
Classic Communism
*yum yum yummy*
gunpowder pixie sticks
Flashback to the mod where french guns were just baguettes
“Never fight a land war in Asia”
they will...
@@Blei1986... And get Vietnam flashbacks
ISP's computer, trying to process 5000 units: chugging
Mine, processing 120: first time?
Same
My early game is the like his late game.
Mine only slows down around 1000 so I invade the soviets with 350 and its smooth
My computer crashed when I had 240 lmao, though i'm not sure if it was related to the mod I had or not
@@mxcokoko oh which one was it
For Cuba, go the same thing you did in Chile, but you can only use missiles and nukes
So being afk untill 1944?
@@SmallPotato2313 "go the same thing you did in Chile"
He "research all" and "add_latest_equipment" in those, why u gotta be so ignorant lol
@@thegreatestdane8978 that's what add_latest_equipment is for...
Cuban Missile Crisis intensifies
Thanks
Bokeojm2
pog fellow dane
@@Tikkibasse What is a dane?
@@bruh5992 i dont know if you trollin or serious
Did you donate $3usd just to say thanks?? What is this?
Japanese Officer: "Sir, the Chinese outnumber us!"
Japanese General: "Oh yeah, by how much?"
Japanese Officer:
*"By Everything"*
*World war C*
china
japanese soldier chilling in some are
chinese guys:
MinD iF wE iNtrOdUcE oUrSeLveS
@@KetamineUser69 really
@@mtfnoelle actually don't
16:32 - When the Jacobines get out of control in Vic2
Or when China becomes civilized before you get there
Russia mobilizing during war
Boxer rebellion
The heat wave will only stop if you do artillery only
But he already has...
@@donkiwi4888 Do it again.
@@S.1.L do artillery only but as a minor
Anti-Tank Only
@@Pipnirsian anti air only
ISP dying during every A-Z from heat stroke tho
How hot even is it in Britain these days ?
@Joe McIlroy you brits are funny mate 87 is pretty common for summers up north here not mentioning the days we get to 94-98
@@couldawa7114 humidity is often quite high in the UK, makes those temperatures rough
@@Codan3 yea humidity the bane of all our existence
@@couldawa7114 plus the lack of air con in basically all houses.
"Chinese Tibet"
You ate Tibet, reaffirming the CCP's claim to the Tibetan region, then gave the Tibetans a self governed autonomous region, reaffirming some kind of Tibetan self-determination.
What are you, ISP the Radical Centrist?
US army intelligence: Sire the chinese just made a army group
Intelligence officer: So what, one army group can't be any treat to our mighty army
US intelligence: But sire, it contains 80 million dying chinese men
“When you have no guns u use people”
-Sun Tzu
It's not a war crime if it looks funny
-Sun Tzu
"lose a million man but gather a city"
-Sun Tzu
@@gamerdrache6076 Thats actually pretty good considering how the central powers and the entente lost more than a million men not gathering a single city
>lend lease exploit
Nothing makes me happier than stealing all of the equipment from a nation that's willing to lend lease, and slowly watching their front lines stagnate then collapse from equipment loss.
In regards of the Korean bug. It makes it as if you own it but somehow it is still independent. If you boost compliance with them you can make them into a domain or dominion which pretty much gives you all of their resource and factories. This has been a bug for about a year maybe longer. Same thing happens as normal china.
Reminds me of the time I decided to play Red China, though I ditched Mao and went down the route that lets you take over China diplomatically...well, other than the warlords, who I was actually able to take out by cheesing a war when Japan declared war on the various warlords, but NOT me...so I just kicked them out of my faction one at a time and took them over that way without ever having to fight Japan, then when the Axis invade the Soviet Union...well, let's just say that by war's end, I ended up redefining what "Chinese Treaty Ports" meant; in this case, they referred to Palermo, Naples, and Wilhelmshaven
Korea is bugged, it wasn't after waking the Tiger so I'm guessing Paradox screwed somthing up with Battle for the Bosporus and it doesn't matter what China you play as
It happend before. Same with poland if you defeat the germans. Its an old bug
Korea is bugged irl, they've been stuck in a civil war for over 70 years and it still won't end
paradox starting to become more and more like EA
@@profesionalshitposter675 after the 4th DLC they released for HOI it became obvious that they want money. And who can stop them?
@@thecommandant341 I mean they want money but atleast there games are not p2win or shit hoi4 is fun
Long live the Glorious Chancellor, ISP.
@@simonkaggwanjala5040 hot take
@@simonkaggwanjala5040 I agree
"I have 5000 divisions"
What did it cost?
"Brain cells my whole screen and sanity"
ISP: Dies from 34 degree heat
Legit every Australian’s parents between February and December: “Turn the aircon off, it’s not even 60 khijilion degrees
I want to see a collab were ISP and Spiff both just exploit the shit out of a game trying to beat eachother
80 million soldiers in the field, thats in theory 80M guns. In one week you loose around 4-5k guns. So its less than 1000 a day, so its just 0,00125% of guns failure daily.
Each division only equips like 25% total infantry worth guns tho
@@JesusChrist-bx8ge I know. You need more men than guns.
Anyone knows average gun failure rate in todays army?
infantry equipment in hoi4 abstracts everything an infantryman needs and I think the conversion works out to something like a squads worth of gear per unit of equipment
@@Domo-mq8tm yeah I've always asked what it would like if you were obliged to set factories on every type of ammo (PAIN)
the ai always just lets japan do what they want. i've seen japanese morocco too many times to count
I seen japan take over the middle east during a multiplayer game and i had to clutch my ass off to defend persia. Their first push failed but once they naval invaded me i got fucked
U wanna know smth? After ww2 is done if japan is losing any War, even thé one they started, they will join the allys/communiste..........i learned this on my 1st game with russia
Went to pheonix a few weeks ago- it was 117 degrees Fahrenheit. Lol its hot
wats a farenhit
Same
@@slashbash25 43? At least Celsius
today 0 degrees celsius in Brazil huehuehueheuehuehue
@@igoralmeida9136 hue
This Chinese Zerg rush is utterly ridiculous and I loved every second of it!
"My sugar daddy is Joseph Stalin" Never before have I heard a quote anywhere CLOSE to this lol
"Waking up all the soldiers took so long, we missed two World Wars."
I used to be a China main when it was meta, and trust me, Korea is mega bugged.
I’m curious as to what the casualties are at the end of that war
Imagine thinking the Chinese Warlord Era existed
*This post was made by the CCP*
CPC*
They don’t censor that era of history, just everything after it! That and they teach it completely historically inaccurately to make modern China look better, not sure why honestly. Just go on the baidu wiki and translate it with DeepL to see (with a VPN of course)
@@redvorno CBT*
@@Pan-be3vv ABC*
@@EddieBurke baidu is literally on the same scale as Wikipedia
Just imagine being a japanese soldiers and seeing a bunch of untrained and unarmed chinese ''soldiers'' just rush at you bare handed
My grandpa always said that the day the Chinese start marching is the end of the world and now I know what he meant
Everybody gangsta until the Chinese conscript the entire population of the observable universe
Fr
Now HOI4 will know the pain that the Wardens feel in Foxhole.
Colonial lives matter.
That attrition xDDD It's like Enemy at the Gates all over again. One guy gets the rifle, second guy gets the ammo, thrid guy gets the uniform :D
So the other two guys are naked?
ISP: complaining about the stupid temperature in the UK right now
Me (who has to wear black trousers all day): you know nothing!
Why do you have to wear black trousers all day?
obligatory "when will the brits realize that the 'heat wave' is just called 'every summer for the past decade' and buy a fan or something" comment
ISP: (clicks scraping the barrel) -........China: "Wow! Where'd WE get a barrel from??"
As CGP Grey once said "if every year has a heatwave then you don't have heatwaves, you have summer"
At the day when Paradox makes a balanced game, the universe will shut down for server maintenance.
Emperor: Deliver conscription notices throughout all the provinces. Call up reserves and as many new recruits as possible.
General Li: Forgive me your majesty, but I believe my troops can stop him.
Emperor: I wont take any chances, general. A single grain of rice can tip the scale. One man may be the difference between victory and defeat.
Attrition makes perfect sense cuz u need to maintain all of that equipment and u usually need some spare parts for the maintanence in real life...when u have 5000 division u might have trouble to distribute enough of them to everyone
Game portraits this in much simplier manner
me: *sees title*
“well this is gonna go… well..”
New challenge: how many 2-width divisions can you field as ccp
As an American hearing "It's 34 degrees" right after "The heatwave came back with a vengeance", I had a brain damage for about .385 seconds before remembering that Celsius does, yet should not, exist
down with the imperial metric system
ChoKing walks into a village and says: 'You're all going to training!'
...
ISP: We can do better!
This was always my favorite nation in the game, you start with basically nothing, but can core half a billion people with enough work
Ten years from now when A to Z is finished we will finally see the full adventures of Skeptical Man.
Japan: Often using grenades, Banzai Charges, and Kamikaze attacks
China: Charges without any kind of equipment
When I saw the thumbnail I was convinced it was a screenshot of a Chinese revolt in Victoria 2
Hey look its alex the rambler!
The heat wave was the friends we made along the way.
Can’t wait for the anarcho Spain video where you core the world
"Every tenth man a rifle" -Mao
Next Challenge should be Anti-Air only Tanna Tuva going democratic and without joining factions 😂
id imagine you were losing your guns because you're soldiers were selling them to farmers for food.
Or just eating them
What farmers? All the farmers are in the army!
I live in Turkey and currently it’s 35 degrees with no wind and we DON’T have an air conditioner. Can anyone prepare my funeral?
İstanbul 42 derece oldu geçen
@@kebabseverim3364 Korkunç
In Australia it is freezing, you Turks gonna make me do another Gallipoli so I can feel the warmth of the Sun.
rip to my Turkbrothers, it'll be alrighy
@Ali Xander I must confess, I am a Tasman, we get British Isles weather, but we are not weak so the Sun does not bake us alive but all the times I have been north of Sydney, it is hell on Earth, the adjustment isn't to hard but our Tasmanian sweat glands must work overtime.
And average division can have around 6k to 25k people. Assuming that there are 25k people in each division, you had about 125,000,000 people in your military since you had 5000 divisions. Truely Chinese
I understand your pain mr sorrows the heatwave has reached my paradox cave too.
16:30 Vicky 3 is looking great!!!
haven't started the video yet and i can't tell he already lost his mind
ISP : Say it's hot in the summer with 34C
Me: Laughing in Brazilian with 45C in the summer
Laughing in 61C in Afghanistan on the airfield I worked at. Those were fun times.
Once got up to 65C, I cried, it instantly evaporated, and I rubbed the crusties from my eye lids as I realized my life choices weren't the best.
Literally just stopped playing my Awake and Angry playthrough to watch this
Finally a upload to this series thank you ISorrowproductions
You don't gotta worry about being in a shoddy Chinese tank when your in a shoddy Russian tank
>one million men in one province
>"attrition doesn't make sense"
ISP: "So many units so much lag"
Me, who plays the 10x mod: "First time?"
7:20 That has been bugged for at least over a year if not 2
Where have I gone!
Losing a thousand guns a day is pretty good for an army of a hundred million.
Waking the Tiger, more like Wanking the Tiger
The single general commanding all of that.
"Sir, what are your orders for the coming battle against the Japanese?"
*deep inhalation and points to Japanese mainland on map*
"Go here"
I would recommend you only play one of the other warlords tbh, they all play under the same mechanics after all
Same could be said about most of tha Latin America, but the point of the series is to actually play as EVERY country
@@erina_lessthan3 he uses custom focus tree mods for geneeic focus nations tho, so not exactly the same
One man carries a rifle, the second carries bullets, and the remaining 128 men gather what they find! - Chinese commissar at Zedonggrad.
ISP: is dying of 34° heatwave
Me who lived through 40° heat in my country: ok
El Salvador in 1945: Rookie Numbers
smallest army in China
Wondered why my electric bill was a bit steep, Mao you bastard.
Entire point of episode is to make a giant army
Does barely anything with it
Supply is so bad that the army can barely move
A2Z is one of the most painful challenges you could ever take on
“It’s so hot, it 34 degrees”
Americans: Pathetic
Arizona heat aint a joke
I don't get it. If it gets to over 90F where you live EVER then get air conditioning. What is wrong with Europeans? Every year with this.
There's a mod where you get focus trees for relesable nations such as Occirania, Egypt etc.
Isn’t this just China in real history
"I am kind of a pacifist, in this war."
*Blows through Mengkuko-Manchuria-Korea with no stopping them*
I'm still waiting for monarchist usa makes faction with communist tannu tuva, and I will continue to wait
“Deal with the devil” Ahh yes, two devils making deals.
9:16 there not really in danger I mean there pushing into Slovakia and Romainia soooo