Breaking Hearts Of Iron 4 By Conscripting All Of China - Hoi4 A2Z

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  • @iSorrowproductions
    @iSorrowproductions  3 роки тому +603

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  • @Shantykoff
    @Shantykoff 3 роки тому +1436

    There is a old soviet joke about China during Sino-Soviet Split:
    The Chinese Marshall is planning the attack on Soviet Union with his generals
    - Here, here and here we're using our tanks
    - All 3 of them???
    - Yes, and also we will need air support there
    The adjutant intervenes
    - No air support, the pilot is sick
    - So what are we going to do?
    - How about using some partisan tactics? Let's send some small groups of 2-3 million over the border until our main forces arrive

    • @riza-2396
      @riza-2396 2 роки тому

      @@onionsoups1327 For real the tactic in real life was using billion of people to flood Soviet Union... If the Soviets want to win against this they will need to nuke them self

    • @cindyhuang7021
      @cindyhuang7021 2 роки тому +90

      No no he's actually not wrong

    • @Ros2fi0
      @Ros2fi0 Рік тому +73

      Only 2-3 MILLION,we have to atleast be cool and send 4-5 billion.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Рік тому +75

      ​@@Ros2fi0 They did say "small groups" of partisans

    • @ZKP314
      @ZKP314 7 місяців тому +1

      Lol

  • @blackhawktalon9971
    @blackhawktalon9971 3 роки тому +2977

    “The heatwave is back” I guess the conscription of the entire Chinese population turns your PC into a small sun

    • @michaelhibbard654
      @michaelhibbard654 3 роки тому +45

      37 is pathetic. In Australia heat waves often hit 45. 35 is a warm summer day. Plus my pc often goes supernova

    • @stepheningram6415
      @stepheningram6415 3 роки тому +80

      Don’t care how tough or acclimatized you are 35C or 95F and humid with sun is kill you weather. I work in those condition doing construction all summer and it will fucking kill the unprepared.

    • @cwdan5454
      @cwdan5454 3 роки тому +43

      @@michaelhibbard654 the UK doesn't have aircon.and the houses are designed to keep heat in.so yeah

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 3 роки тому +3

      @@michaelhibbard654 what humidity %?

    • @michaelhibbard654
      @michaelhibbard654 3 роки тому +7

      @@TheArklyte when the air is trying to kill you by filling your lungs with copious amounts of smoke... the humidity does not matter as much

  • @wndiua7566
    @wndiua7566 3 роки тому +3576

    imagine being the poor general that had to command 80 million people in just 5000 divisions.

    • @deiansalazar140
      @deiansalazar140 3 роки тому +48

      PAIIINN!

    • @spritemon98
      @spritemon98 3 роки тому +276

      *jitters violently while holding a spilling coffee mug* "185 CUPS PER HOUR!!!"

    • @looseycanon
      @looseycanon 2 роки тому +187

      Imagine that poor general, having to explain, why he suddenly commanded only four divisions... And the smugness of the admiral, who sunk the rest mid transit.

    • @platinumfalcon798
      @platinumfalcon798 Рік тому +26

      @@spritemon98 this is funnier than it has any right to be

    • @MichaelAfton69200
      @MichaelAfton69200 Рік тому +13

      @@spritemon98 That’s 1 cup every 20 seconds.

  • @JS-ju1xw
    @JS-ju1xw 3 роки тому +6543

    Someone get on a Yemen mod for the grand finale.

    • @JS-ju1xw
      @JS-ju1xw 3 роки тому +1133

      I was wrong prepare for a Yunnan world conquest.

    • @teamtg2557
      @teamtg2557 3 роки тому +91

      Yeah Man!

    • @yigitoz8387
      @yigitoz8387 3 роки тому +65

      @@teamtg2557 Oh man!

    • @olololo9206
      @olololo9206 3 роки тому +67

      Not now, wait for no step back dlc

    • @matheusdiastelo5373
      @matheusdiastelo5373 3 роки тому +22

      @@JS-ju1xw in the mod new ways yemen get a focus tree

  • @philip8498
    @philip8498 3 роки тому +3339

    ISP wondering why only 400k of his troops died
    the japanese soldiers who ran out of ammunition 3 days ago: dude, uncool

    • @Ncladus
      @Ncladus 3 роки тому +318

      ' They can't stop all of us '

    • @elsmoshsuperfan8146
      @elsmoshsuperfan8146 3 роки тому +69

      ♫ Marching in the snow, stepping on ice
      We can't even tell road from river ♫

    • @spadehaze1541
      @spadehaze1541 3 роки тому +39

      @@thegreatestdane8978 So Basically USSR in the World Wars

    • @KarlMacmillann
      @KarlMacmillann 3 роки тому +27

      @@spadehaze1541 hahaha 25 million casualties? SEND MORE

    • @aquila4460
      @aquila4460 3 роки тому +150

      @@spadehaze1541 Not really, the USSR, despite its reputation, actually had quite sophisticated strategies, especially in the second part of WW2. Where they used massed assaults by conscripted troops, supported by massed artillery and tanks, to punch holes in the enemy line, only to exploit these breakthroughs with fast-moving elite units to encircle and flank enemy units. Strategies that likely saved a lot of lives as they cut down the time of German occupation, and the time of fighting. Though they were indeed more aggressive than the Western Allies in their assaults.

  • @overseerjacoren3955
    @overseerjacoren3955 3 роки тому +586

    Hirohito: Good new men the enemy has a massive equipment deficit.
    Bad news is they have around 5 times as many men as we have bullets.

    • @drehinrichsen7025
      @drehinrichsen7025 2 роки тому +41

      5 times? you gotta bump those numbers up.

    • @cindyhuang7021
      @cindyhuang7021 2 роки тому +4

      @@drehinrichsen7025 yes

    • @Athenaa13
      @Athenaa13 7 місяців тому +1

      So true mr. Overseer. How is the water chip?

  • @veltmanjacob
    @veltmanjacob 3 роки тому +2812

    Me: trying to conscript all of China
    My computer: please kill me...

    • @fyourmom8810
      @fyourmom8810 3 роки тому +77

      amoung us susy balls

    • @gifigi600
      @gifigi600 3 роки тому +2

      Potato PC! Don't think so

    • @margarineenjoyer4100
      @margarineenjoyer4100 3 роки тому +13

      @@fyourmom8810 found you, your secrets are known

    • @galffygergojozsef7816
      @galffygergojozsef7816 3 роки тому +8

      Later...

    • @changedpace9169
      @changedpace9169 3 роки тому +18

      @@margarineenjoyer4100 I’ve been tracking you actually. Your days of Enjoying Margarine are done. Your information will be leaked and the Butter Brothers will have their revenge.

  • @ordinary_magician
    @ordinary_magician 3 роки тому +7010

    5k divisions… you almost caught up to El Salvador’s average amount of divisions each game

    • @Themosquito_
      @Themosquito_ 3 роки тому +892

      Me when playing mexico for the first time and i have to schlieffen my way through honduras to properly circumvent el salvador’s 12 divisions in a death stack

    • @falcovg2
      @falcovg2 3 роки тому +580

      @@Themosquito_ Or trying to invade cuba as Austria Hungary just to have your marines die to the 24 divisions guarding their ports.

    • @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944
      @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944 3 роки тому +417

      @@falcovg2 Bay of schnitzels and gulash was pretty brutal.

    • @bhilbwift52
      @bhilbwift52 3 роки тому +245

      @@falcovg2 why are you invading Cuba as Austra hungry?

    • @falcovg2
      @falcovg2 3 роки тому +174

      For the air control over the gulf of mexico and florida offcourse. How else are you going to land in the USA?

  • @hanneslundin346
    @hanneslundin346 3 роки тому +3357

    Someone make a Yunnan mod more developed than Kaiserreich and TNO combined, or else Mao will shave his hair.

    • @dukeofketchup8753
      @dukeofketchup8753 3 роки тому +98

      That is some high stakes

    • @americanseal7683
      @americanseal7683 3 роки тому +127

      Yunnan in Kaiserreduxx has a good tree, you can restore the Tang Dynasty

    • @alicorn3924
      @alicorn3924 3 роки тому +90

      @@americanseal7683 Mango Dynasty
      Eat oranges kids, you might join the Tang Dynasty and not get scurvy!

    • @nono_Hoi4
      @nono_Hoi4 3 роки тому +21

      breaking news: crazy yunnan guy unites china without guns
      just throw hoards of men

    • @marcelocalucho1756
      @marcelocalucho1756 3 роки тому +30

      Yunnan artillery only face reveal (forming greater banatian union)

  • @Elipus22
    @Elipus22 3 роки тому +2888

    Imagine being a Japanese soldier. Your fort is somewhere in southeast Asia. Your commanding officer just spoke to you about an incoming force of Chinese soldiers.
    The ground begins quaking. Gentle, rhythmic shakes. Fear begins spreading amongst your comrades. They look to the hills in fear, kneel and begin praying, and speak of an unstoppable wave of Chinese fighters.
    Then you hear it. One unified voice of millions shouting. It's everywhere. You're already surrounded, and you can hear the footsteps. Then the sun sinks below the horizon, and the Chinese crest the hills. Hundreds. Thousands. A million. Maybe more. There is a shout, then the footsteps turn to a stampede as they rush down. Your unit begins firing into the flood of Chinese. It's not about aiming. It's not about shooting accurately. Every shot hits. You drop well over two dozen, each of you, but it's not a dent. The stampede tramples any who fall. Their survival relies on just being faster.than the guy behind them. They don't have guns, just a will.
    Then they hit the walls of your fort. Instantly, the chain breaks, as bodies all slam into the wall. Those in front fall, and you rush in, bayonet fixed. You stab one, but two more rush in. your commanding officer shoots one, and you stab the other, but there are now four rushing you. You're overwhelmed, and you fall back. Your gun is taken. You are defenseless as sixteen arm's reach for you.
    The last sight your officer has of you is two dozen Chinese soldiers tearing you apart while he hides in his steel bunker, which shifts and groans as the Chinese try to knock it over.

    • @liliya_aseeva
      @liliya_aseeva 3 роки тому +203

      Criminally underrated comment :D

    • @willsplayify
      @willsplayify 3 роки тому +354

      you sure this isn't a zombie flick?

    • @funcrusher7052
      @funcrusher7052 3 роки тому +9

      cringe

    • @JohnSBodle
      @JohnSBodle 3 роки тому +118

      Absolute gold. The perfect description of the chaos ISP is unleashing.

    • @gmarangoni295
      @gmarangoni295 3 роки тому +7

      Lolololol

  • @scetmam1031
    @scetmam1031 3 роки тому +195

    Chinese conscript no. 1.7x10^9 looking at their SVT-38/40:
    *_Finally, some good fucking food_*

    • @NeviusZ
      @NeviusZ 8 місяців тому +11

      This is fucking hilarious

    • @computethis1533
      @computethis1533 7 місяців тому +10

      “I lost it to attrition, sir…”

    • @stevemc01
      @stevemc01 3 дні тому

      Chinese conscript no. 1.7x10^9 + 1 looking on with deep envy as he eats the dirt for the 900th goddamn day in a row

  • @philip8498
    @philip8498 3 роки тому +826

    the japanese munitions industry calculating the demand for bullets: the numbers, what do they mean?

    • @FWDDGS
      @FWDDGS 3 роки тому +115

      That… this can’t be right. That’s a 京. They can’t want ten quadrillion bullets.

    • @Tomahawak6712
      @Tomahawak6712 3 роки тому +75

      *Sir how do we have -500k+ deficit of guns?. I swear every factory on china is on overdrive and been working 24hours a day?*

    • @bechilling1045
      @bechilling1045 3 роки тому +63

      @@Tomahawak6712 there are no people in the factories anymore all are in the army....

    • @Grivehn
      @Grivehn 3 роки тому +16

      @@bechilling1045 That'd explain it. Maybe soviets lend leased some factory workers who still make a couple guns.

    • @bechilling1045
      @bechilling1045 3 роки тому +27

      @@Grivehn Maybe maybe... also the reason for the atrision is that there was nobody to grow crops for food so they were all starving...

  • @bossotier3896
    @bossotier3896 3 роки тому +1245

    16:47 Your soldiers are eating the guns because none of them have any food

  • @theorder2295
    @theorder2295 3 роки тому +1428

    `I want to go ahead and do something special for the communist Chinese`- ISorrowproduction, 2021

    • @zzzss8326
      @zzzss8326 3 роки тому +7

      @@AxxLAfriku same😎

    • @sharkronical
      @sharkronical 3 роки тому +1

      @@AxxLAfriku feet

    • @brtuh5865
      @brtuh5865 3 роки тому +16

      @@AxxLAfriku I beg you. Get help. It is not funny anymore.

    • @katra5673
      @katra5673 3 роки тому +1

      @@AxxLAfriku i'm glad my parents emotionally abused me so that i never became this

    • @LeahBouley
      @LeahBouley 3 роки тому +2

      Said no one ever

  • @mxcokoko
    @mxcokoko 3 роки тому +462

    ISP's computer, trying to process 5000 units: chugging
    Mine, processing 120: first time?

    • @ewandobbs7067
      @ewandobbs7067 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @edmundthespiffing2920
      @edmundthespiffing2920 3 роки тому +28

      My early game is the like his late game.

    • @Philip54622
      @Philip54622 3 роки тому +1

      Mine only slows down around 1000 so I invade the soviets with 350 and its smooth

    • @mxcokoko
      @mxcokoko 3 роки тому +5

      My computer crashed when I had 240 lmao, though i'm not sure if it was related to the mod I had or not

    • @Philip54622
      @Philip54622 3 роки тому

      @@mxcokoko oh which one was it

  • @nickkreigh5764
    @nickkreigh5764 3 роки тому +377

    “Never fight a land war in Asia”

    • @Blei1986
      @Blei1986 3 роки тому +7

      they will...

    • @zondor8123
      @zondor8123 3 роки тому +9

      @@Blei1986... And get Vietnam flashbacks

  • @alexschmidt443
    @alexschmidt443 3 роки тому +745

    Japanese Officer: "Sir, the Chinese outnumber us!"
    Japanese General: "Oh yeah, by how much?"
    Japanese Officer:
    *"By Everything"*

    • @rion7088
      @rion7088 2 роки тому

      *World war C*

    • @mtfnoelle
      @mtfnoelle 2 роки тому +11

      china

    • @KetamineUser69
      @KetamineUser69 2 роки тому +5

      japanese soldier chilling in some are
      chinese guys:
      MinD iF wE iNtrOdUcE oUrSeLveS

    • @cindyhuang7021
      @cindyhuang7021 2 роки тому

      @@KetamineUser69 really

    • @cindyhuang7021
      @cindyhuang7021 2 роки тому

      @@mtfnoelle actually don't

  • @olivtomat
    @olivtomat 3 роки тому +822

    ISP dying during every A-Z from heat stroke tho

    • @lick3227
      @lick3227 3 роки тому +4

      How hot even is it in Britain these days ?

    • @couldawa7114
      @couldawa7114 3 роки тому

      @Joe McIlroy you brits are funny mate 87 is pretty common for summers up north here not mentioning the days we get to 94-98

    • @Codan3
      @Codan3 3 роки тому +3

      @@couldawa7114 humidity is often quite high in the UK, makes those temperatures rough

    • @couldawa7114
      @couldawa7114 3 роки тому

      @@Codan3 yea humidity the bane of all our existence

    • @MatBird93
      @MatBird93 3 роки тому +1

      @@couldawa7114 plus the lack of air con in basically all houses.

  • @sharkronical
    @sharkronical 3 роки тому +449

    For Cuba, go the same thing you did in Chile, but you can only use missiles and nukes

    • @SmallPotato2313
      @SmallPotato2313 3 роки тому +5

      So being afk untill 1944?

    • @sharkronical
      @sharkronical 3 роки тому +15

      @@SmallPotato2313 "go the same thing you did in Chile"
      He "research all" and "add_latest_equipment" in those, why u gotta be so ignorant lol

    • @CenturionAlexander
      @CenturionAlexander 3 роки тому +3

      @@thegreatestdane8978 that's what add_latest_equipment is for...

    • @RealTrey19
      @RealTrey19 2 роки тому

      Cuban Missile Crisis intensifies

  • @jewishspacelaseroperator5410
    @jewishspacelaseroperator5410 3 роки тому +851

    The heat wave will only stop if you do artillery only

    • @donkiwi4888
      @donkiwi4888 3 роки тому +17

      But he already has...

    • @S.1.L
      @S.1.L 3 роки тому +103

      @@donkiwi4888 Do it again.

    • @LingSoy
      @LingSoy 3 роки тому +31

      @@S.1.L do artillery only but as a minor

    • @Pipnirsian
      @Pipnirsian 3 роки тому +16

      Anti-Tank Only

    • @kebabseverim3364
      @kebabseverim3364 3 роки тому +11

      @@Pipnirsian anti air only

  • @banatul6367
    @banatul6367 3 роки тому +185

    16:32 - When the Jacobines get out of control in Vic2

    • @TT-pn6hi
      @TT-pn6hi 3 роки тому +9

      Or when China becomes civilized before you get there

    • @SmallPotato2313
      @SmallPotato2313 3 роки тому +7

      Russia mobilizing during war

    • @abcdefsas7107
      @abcdefsas7107 3 роки тому +5

      Boxer rebellion

  • @grumpychef1539
    @grumpychef1539 3 роки тому +159

    US army intelligence: Sire the chinese just made a army group
    Intelligence officer: So what, one army group can't be any treat to our mighty army
    US intelligence: But sire, it contains 80 million dying chinese men

  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1 3 роки тому +157

    Thanks

    • @user-vp8qq3ev7m
      @user-vp8qq3ev7m 3 роки тому +5

      Bokeojm2

    • @Tikkibasse
      @Tikkibasse 3 роки тому

      pog fellow dane

    • @bruh5992
      @bruh5992 3 роки тому

      @@Tikkibasse What is a dane?

    • @Tikkibasse
      @Tikkibasse 3 роки тому

      @@bruh5992 i dont know if you trollin or serious

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 3 роки тому

      Did you donate $3usd just to say thanks?? What is this?

  • @luketdmjetstar6966
    @luketdmjetstar6966 3 роки тому +155

    “When you have no guns u use people”
    -Sun Tzu

    • @sovietagent9303
      @sovietagent9303 3 роки тому +19

      It's not a war crime if it looks funny
      -Sun Tzu

    • @gamerdrache6076
      @gamerdrache6076 3 роки тому +7

      "lose a million man but gather a city"
      -Sun Tzu

    • @IceKnight678
      @IceKnight678 2 роки тому +2

      @@gamerdrache6076 Thats actually pretty good considering how the central powers and the entente lost more than a million men not gathering a single city

  • @kylewright7596
    @kylewright7596 3 роки тому +30

    "Chinese Tibet"
    You ate Tibet, reaffirming the CCP's claim to the Tibetan region, then gave the Tibetans a self governed autonomous region, reaffirming some kind of Tibetan self-determination.
    What are you, ISP the Radical Centrist?

  • @dvtye3378
    @dvtye3378 3 роки тому +37

    >lend lease exploit
    Nothing makes me happier than stealing all of the equipment from a nation that's willing to lend lease, and slowly watching their front lines stagnate then collapse from equipment loss.

  • @treylatic8451
    @treylatic8451 3 роки тому +56

    In regards of the Korean bug. It makes it as if you own it but somehow it is still independent. If you boost compliance with them you can make them into a domain or dominion which pretty much gives you all of their resource and factories. This has been a bug for about a year maybe longer. Same thing happens as normal china.

  • @z3r0_35
    @z3r0_35 3 роки тому +81

    Reminds me of the time I decided to play Red China, though I ditched Mao and went down the route that lets you take over China diplomatically...well, other than the warlords, who I was actually able to take out by cheesing a war when Japan declared war on the various warlords, but NOT me...so I just kicked them out of my faction one at a time and took them over that way without ever having to fight Japan, then when the Axis invade the Soviet Union...well, let's just say that by war's end, I ended up redefining what "Chinese Treaty Ports" meant; in this case, they referred to Palermo, Naples, and Wilhelmshaven

  • @stuff9680
    @stuff9680 3 роки тому +117

    Korea is bugged, it wasn't after waking the Tiger so I'm guessing Paradox screwed somthing up with Battle for the Bosporus and it doesn't matter what China you play as

    • @amicus2844
      @amicus2844 3 роки тому +12

      It happend before. Same with poland if you defeat the germans. Its an old bug

    • @FwendlyMushwoom
      @FwendlyMushwoom 3 роки тому +39

      Korea is bugged irl, they've been stuck in a civil war for over 70 years and it still won't end

    • @profesionalshitposter675
      @profesionalshitposter675 3 роки тому +11

      paradox starting to become more and more like EA

    • @thecommandant341
      @thecommandant341 3 роки тому +1

      @@profesionalshitposter675 after the 4th DLC they released for HOI it became obvious that they want money. And who can stop them?

    • @gamerdrache6076
      @gamerdrache6076 3 роки тому +1

      @@thecommandant341 I mean they want money but atleast there games are not p2win or shit hoi4 is fun

  • @george-rk1sm
    @george-rk1sm 3 роки тому +87

    Long live the Glorious Chancellor, ISP.

  • @ThomasMuller-cu8sj
    @ThomasMuller-cu8sj 3 роки тому +61

    "I have 5000 divisions"
    What did it cost?
    "Brain cells my whole screen and sanity"

  • @finnlaygrant-mackay3029
    @finnlaygrant-mackay3029 2 роки тому +14

    ISP: Dies from 34 degree heat
    Legit every Australian’s parents between February and December: “Turn the aircon off, it’s not even 60 khijilion degrees

  • @k0ziolRD
    @k0ziolRD 3 роки тому +20

    80 million soldiers in the field, thats in theory 80M guns. In one week you loose around 4-5k guns. So its less than 1000 a day, so its just 0,00125% of guns failure daily.

    • @JesusChrist-bx8ge
      @JesusChrist-bx8ge 3 роки тому +2

      Each division only equips like 25% total infantry worth guns tho

    • @k0ziolRD
      @k0ziolRD 3 роки тому

      @@JesusChrist-bx8ge I know. You need more men than guns.
      Anyone knows average gun failure rate in todays army?

    • @Domo-mq8tm
      @Domo-mq8tm 3 роки тому +3

      infantry equipment in hoi4 abstracts everything an infantryman needs and I think the conversion works out to something like a squads worth of gear per unit of equipment

    • @miniarista8439
      @miniarista8439 2 роки тому +2

      @@Domo-mq8tm yeah I've always asked what it would like if you were obliged to set factories on every type of ammo (PAIN)

  • @Dominion69420
    @Dominion69420 3 роки тому +31

    I want to see a collab were ISP and Spiff both just exploit the shit out of a game trying to beat eachother

  • @minderbart1
    @minderbart1 3 роки тому +47

    the ai always just lets japan do what they want. i've seen japanese morocco too many times to count

    • @HP_lovecrafts_cat67
      @HP_lovecrafts_cat67 3 роки тому +2

      I seen japan take over the middle east during a multiplayer game and i had to clutch my ass off to defend persia. Their first push failed but once they naval invaded me i got fucked

    • @guilhemraboud7808
      @guilhemraboud7808 2 роки тому

      U wanna know smth? After ww2 is done if japan is losing any War, even thé one they started, they will join the allys/communiste..........i learned this on my 1st game with russia

  • @zakariaali8864
    @zakariaali8864 3 роки тому +8

    "My sugar daddy is Joseph Stalin" Never before have I heard a quote anywhere CLOSE to this lol

  • @yeatnumber1Dmuncher
    @yeatnumber1Dmuncher 3 роки тому +169

    Imagine thinking the Chinese Warlord Era existed
    *This post was made by the CCP*

    • @redvorno
      @redvorno 3 роки тому +7

      CPC*

    • @EddieBurke
      @EddieBurke 3 роки тому +17

      They don’t censor that era of history, just everything after it! That and they teach it completely historically inaccurately to make modern China look better, not sure why honestly. Just go on the baidu wiki and translate it with DeepL to see (with a VPN of course)

    • @Pan-be3vv
      @Pan-be3vv 3 роки тому +8

      @@redvorno CBT*

    • @Grubby_pig
      @Grubby_pig 3 роки тому +1

      @@Pan-be3vv ABC*

    • @LOL-zu1zr
      @LOL-zu1zr 3 роки тому

      @@EddieBurke baidu is literally on the same scale as Wikipedia

  • @larskaiser8131
    @larskaiser8131 3 роки тому +15

    This Chinese Zerg rush is utterly ridiculous and I loved every second of it!

  • @arkanterian4663
    @arkanterian4663 3 роки тому +9

    "Waking up all the soldiers took so long, we missed two World Wars."

  • @johngalt5166
    @johngalt5166 3 роки тому +18

    I used to be a China main when it was meta, and trust me, Korea is mega bugged.

  • @Marl3421
    @Marl3421 3 роки тому +31

    ISP: complaining about the stupid temperature in the UK right now
    Me (who has to wear black trousers all day): you know nothing!

    • @personhuman2239
      @personhuman2239 3 роки тому +2

      Why do you have to wear black trousers all day?

  • @dagdamor1
    @dagdamor1 3 роки тому +46

    Now HOI4 will know the pain that the Wardens feel in Foxhole.

    • @gihn7995
      @gihn7995 3 роки тому +3

      Colonial lives matter.

  • @thegreatmemeboi6287
    @thegreatmemeboi6287 3 роки тому +11

    Everybody gangsta until the Chinese conscript the entire population of the observable universe

  • @michaelhoward05
    @michaelhoward05 3 роки тому +38

    Went to pheonix a few weeks ago- it was 117 degrees Fahrenheit. Lol its hot

  • @shrimpology
    @shrimpology 3 роки тому +25

    I’m curious as to what the casualties are at the end of that war

  • @vaifram8843
    @vaifram8843 3 роки тому +12

    Just imagine being a japanese soldiers and seeing a bunch of untrained and unarmed chinese ''soldiers'' just rush at you bare handed

  • @jimtalbott9535
    @jimtalbott9535 3 роки тому +4

    ISP: (clicks scraping the barrel) -........China: "Wow! Where'd WE get a barrel from??"

  • @KrokLP
    @KrokLP 3 роки тому +9

    My grandpa always said that the day the Chinese start marching is the end of the world and now I know what he meant

  • @SmallPotato2313
    @SmallPotato2313 3 роки тому +4

    Attrition makes perfect sense cuz u need to maintain all of that equipment and u usually need some spare parts for the maintanence in real life...when u have 5000 division u might have trouble to distribute enough of them to everyone
    Game portraits this in much simplier manner

  • @Remington510
    @Remington510 3 роки тому +5

    That attrition xDDD It's like Enemy at the Gates all over again. One guy gets the rifle, second guy gets the ammo, thrid guy gets the uniform :D

  • @boczbalazs3499
    @boczbalazs3499 3 роки тому +3

    ChoKing walks into a village and says: 'You're all going to training!'
    ...
    ISP: We can do better!

  • @neegek
    @neegek 3 роки тому +9

    Hey look its alex the rambler!

  • @Android_ELITE
    @Android_ELITE 3 роки тому +24

    obligatory "when will the brits realize that the 'heat wave' is just called 'every summer for the past decade' and buy a fan or something" comment

  • @Pxrple.vxmp0
    @Pxrple.vxmp0 3 роки тому +13

    me: *sees title*
    “well this is gonna go… well..”

  • @TheCamoruneGaming
    @TheCamoruneGaming 3 роки тому +4

    As CGP Grey once said "if every year has a heatwave then you don't have heatwaves, you have summer"

  • @ZolecPalec
    @ZolecPalec 3 роки тому +6

    At the day when Paradox makes a balanced game, the universe will shut down for server maintenance.

  • @north7500
    @north7500 3 роки тому +3

    "Every tenth man a rifle" -Mao

  • @genericchannelname4110
    @genericchannelname4110 3 роки тому +7

    New challenge: how many 2-width divisions can you field as ccp

  • @JBGARINGAN
    @JBGARINGAN 3 роки тому +1

    Emperor: Deliver conscription notices throughout all the provinces. Call up reserves and as many new recruits as possible.
    General Li: Forgive me your majesty, but I believe my troops can stop him.
    Emperor: I wont take any chances, general. A single grain of rice can tip the scale. One man may be the difference between victory and defeat.

  • @bethbearmacethatguy
    @bethbearmacethatguy 3 роки тому +3

    The heat wave was the friends we made along the way.

  • @zombie5176
    @zombie5176 3 роки тому +1

    As an American hearing "It's 34 degrees" right after "The heatwave came back with a vengeance", I had a brain damage for about .385 seconds before remembering that Celsius does, yet should not, exist

  • @pjdelta4056
    @pjdelta4056 3 роки тому +22

    id imagine you were losing your guns because you're soldiers were selling them to farmers for food.

  • @codeviper8665
    @codeviper8665 3 роки тому +3

    This was always my favorite nation in the game, you start with basically nothing, but can core half a billion people with enough work

  • @PSIRockOmega
    @PSIRockOmega 3 роки тому +3

    Ten years from now when A to Z is finished we will finally see the full adventures of Skeptical Man.

  • @adu2018debater
    @adu2018debater 2 роки тому +1

    Japan: Often using grenades, Banzai Charges, and Kamikaze attacks
    China: Charges without any kind of equipment

  • @fabianjacobs5777
    @fabianjacobs5777 3 роки тому +19

    Next Challenge should be Anti-Air only Tanna Tuva going democratic and without joining factions 😂

  • @mrstocki586
    @mrstocki586 6 місяців тому +2

    El Salvador in 1945: Rookie Numbers

  • @thomasbaker6757
    @thomasbaker6757 3 роки тому +6

    Can’t wait for the anarcho Spain video where you core the world

  • @jeffhask367
    @jeffhask367 3 роки тому +25

    I live in Turkey and currently it’s 35 degrees with no wind and we DON’T have an air conditioner. Can anyone prepare my funeral?

    • @kebabseverim3364
      @kebabseverim3364 3 роки тому

      İstanbul 42 derece oldu geçen

    • @jeffhask367
      @jeffhask367 3 роки тому

      @@kebabseverim3364 Korkunç

    • @captain-chair
      @captain-chair 3 роки тому +7

      In Australia it is freezing, you Turks gonna make me do another Gallipoli so I can feel the warmth of the Sun.

    • @Merugaf
      @Merugaf 3 роки тому

      rip to my Turkbrothers, it'll be alrighy

    • @captain-chair
      @captain-chair 3 роки тому

      @Ali Xander I must confess, I am a Tasman, we get British Isles weather, but we are not weak so the Sun does not bake us alive but all the times I have been north of Sydney, it is hell on Earth, the adjustment isn't to hard but our Tasmanian sweat glands must work overtime.

  • @TanksExplosionsAnime
    @TanksExplosionsAnime 3 роки тому +4

    When I saw the thumbnail I was convinced it was a screenshot of a Chinese revolt in Victoria 2

  • @undesignated3491
    @undesignated3491 3 роки тому +1

    Wondered why my electric bill was a bit steep, Mao you bastard.

  • @joshuapilling3641
    @joshuapilling3641 3 роки тому +4

    I understand your pain mr sorrows the heatwave has reached my paradox cave too.

  • @EETDUK
    @EETDUK 3 роки тому +1

    >one million men in one province
    >"attrition doesn't make sense"

  • @RedGreekWolf
    @RedGreekWolf 3 роки тому +3

    Waking the Tiger, more like Wanking the Tiger

  • @UltimateWolf900
    @UltimateWolf900 3 роки тому +1

    ISP : Say it's hot in the summer with 34C
    Me: Laughing in Brazilian with 45C in the summer

    • @GuestDude_HandlesAreDumb
      @GuestDude_HandlesAreDumb 3 роки тому

      Laughing in 61C in Afghanistan on the airfield I worked at. Those were fun times.

    • @GuestDude_HandlesAreDumb
      @GuestDude_HandlesAreDumb 3 роки тому

      Once got up to 65C, I cried, it instantly evaporated, and I rubbed the crusties from my eye lids as I realized my life choices weren't the best.

  • @joaocoelho9294
    @joaocoelho9294 3 роки тому +6

    haven't started the video yet and i can't tell he already lost his mind

  • @calebalexanderwhite1601
    @calebalexanderwhite1601 3 роки тому +2

    Finally a upload to this series thank you ISorrowproductions

  • @hope6840
    @hope6840 3 роки тому +3

    Literally just stopped playing my Awake and Angry playthrough to watch this

  • @rundownthriftstore
    @rundownthriftstore 3 роки тому +2

    16:30 Vicky 3 is looking great!!!

  • @BloodyKilley
    @BloodyKilley 3 роки тому +4

    You don't gotta worry about being in a shoddy Chinese tank when your in a shoddy Russian tank

  • @misspurdy27288
    @misspurdy27288 3 роки тому +1

    “Deal with the devil” Ahh yes, two devils making deals.

  • @charcharbinks3267
    @charcharbinks3267 3 роки тому +3

    Where have I gone!

  • @Graknorke
    @Graknorke 3 роки тому +1

    Losing a thousand guns a day is pretty good for an army of a hundred million.

  • @MultiJade
    @MultiJade 3 роки тому +3

    I would recommend you only play one of the other warlords tbh, they all play under the same mechanics after all

    • @erina_lessthan3
      @erina_lessthan3 3 роки тому +9

      Same could be said about most of tha Latin America, but the point of the series is to actually play as EVERY country

    • @MultiJade
      @MultiJade 3 роки тому

      @@erina_lessthan3 he uses custom focus tree mods for geneeic focus nations tho, so not exactly the same

  • @Dvot007
    @Dvot007 2 роки тому +1

    And average division can have around 6k to 25k people. Assuming that there are 25k people in each division, you had about 125,000,000 people in your military since you had 5000 divisions. Truely Chinese

  • @kimberleebowers1099
    @kimberleebowers1099 3 роки тому +3

    ISP: "So many units so much lag"
    Me, who plays the 10x mod: "First time?"

  • @user-fi4wn3te8v
    @user-fi4wn3te8v 3 роки тому +2

    Ah my InternetServiceProvider is back

  • @jadensummy5345
    @jadensummy5345 3 роки тому +3

    Isn’t this just China in real history

  • @Starsky3022
    @Starsky3022 3 роки тому +2

    7:20 That has been bugged for at least over a year if not 2

  • @lordedmundblackadder9321
    @lordedmundblackadder9321 Рік тому +4

    smallest army in China

  • @Natogoon
    @Natogoon 3 роки тому +1

    So much attrition it’s basically the Great Leap Forward

  • @-socialcredit
    @-socialcredit 3 роки тому +3

    ISP: is dying of 34° heatwave
    Me who lived through 40° heat in my country: ok

  • @davidmarsh7933
    @davidmarsh7933 3 роки тому +2

    Hold on, a European with an Air conditioner? Unheard of! Heresy I declare!

  • @Isometrix116
    @Isometrix116 3 роки тому +4

    “It’s so hot, it 34 degrees”
    Americans: Pathetic

    • @kebabseverim3364
      @kebabseverim3364 3 роки тому

      Arizona heat aint a joke

    • @andrew9415
      @andrew9415 3 роки тому +1

      I don't get it. If it gets to over 90F where you live EVER then get air conditioning. What is wrong with Europeans? Every year with this.

  • @Autisten586
    @Autisten586 3 роки тому +2

    There's a mod where you get focus trees for relesable nations such as Occirania, Egypt etc.

  • @chopper-unofficial4935
    @chopper-unofficial4935 3 роки тому +7

    Entire point of episode is to make a giant army
    Does barely anything with it

    • @cm01
      @cm01 3 роки тому +3

      Supply is so bad that the army can barely move

  • @hdgskevdb
    @hdgskevdb Рік тому

    The single general commanding all of that.
    "Sir, what are your orders for the coming battle against the Japanese?"
    *deep inhalation and points to Japanese mainland on map*
    "Go here"

  • @CertifiedNEETClassic
    @CertifiedNEETClassic 3 роки тому +1

    "We've stolen a nice hefty chunk of Soviet equipment."
    It's *aggressive sharing.*

    • @Xahnel
      @Xahnel Рік тому +1

      *Our* equipment.

  • @randomirishguy7358
    @randomirishguy7358 3 роки тому +4

    I'm still waiting for monarchist usa makes faction with communist tannu tuva, and I will continue to wait