I haven't laughed so much in a bo video for a while dude! And if it makes you feel any better I also had no fucking clue there was a river there, it was so fucking funny
''The ice is thick enough for the tanks, don't worry!!'' *after the first tank broke through the ice and goes under* ''Uh...I can explain...it normaly is...REALLY!!''
Reminds me of that Arma 3 video where the lead tank of a bunch of Leopard 1s ended up in the drink cause of how the map rendered what was apparently a river to look like shallow valley the tanks could cross.
@@mosesracal6758 I would rather say he is a tank corp commander, he isn't good at microing infantry either, literally Rommel or Patton, he is no Zhukov or Rokossovsky.
At this point, I'm willing to believe that dankus is just a tank commander more than anything, because the amount of times he had shat bricks at this point is insane
As bad as golden is, he is responsible for the best content on this channel by a long shot. I hope he never leaves. Edit: best HOI4 content specifically, thank you Marek Havrlik
Not sure if for best, but he is hard contestant for such role with Swigma. Edit: Thanks to Dylan King for new POV and being a nice member of community.
@@marekhavrlik9851 Eh, i tend to disagree. Swimmy is just incapable of teamwork, while Golden is also incapable of teamwork, very high octane and occasionally braindead, with the rare spark of manic brilliance - see the Axis United Front episode.
@@dylanking6960 the thing is golden almost only creates good content for hoi. In other games like vicky he often does not particiapte as much in creating content. Meanwhile, Swimmy is creating content in both hoi games, vicky games, eu4 games and even non paradox games. Some people even argue that he makes better content in hoi4 alone than golden.
08:18 That famous moment during the operation Uranus when the german generals forgot to build a bridge so their troops could retreat across the lake. 🤣🤣
Does anyone remember the episode where Finland held off the Soviets entirely with ghost divisions? I cannot remember the title and have been trying to find it.
7:10 Those tanks weren't actually retreating, they were shipping out. This can be observed from their movement being potrayed by a blue arrow versus a grey arrow leading to the sea tile. You can make divisions retreat into a sea tile by manually pulling them out while they are in combat. This is a very strange part of hoi4.
If you notice in the video I actually try and retreat them out of the port but it doesn't work. When they start to run out of org they then proceed to get deleted? Even if I couldn't pull out of the port, at the very least they should have retreated into the tile behind the port. Instead they just exploded.
It’s because Bo had last stand on and the tanks ran out of org which, for some reason now, means they just get blipped out of existence. I’ve had that happen a few times
@@joshuanaumowicz5115 There was no last stand. The small shield is part of the planning bonus exploit that requires you set a garrison order to an impassable spot.
I can only imagine what the allied side was thinking.. they roll back the clock because Bo loses an entire tank army to a glitch, only for him to lose another entire tank army 5 minutes later. Like, how much help can you give a guy?
Finland: Germany help the Soviets are capitulating us. Germany: Don’t worry I got this. Proceeds to try to link up forces by crossing a frozen lake looses almost their entire panzer corps in Finland. Rest of Finish troops are killed while Germany leaves with the last of their panzer divisions.
Its because he is really good only in a very precise set of circumstances : being on Germany or the USSR, with a coop and a production set nearly exclusively on tanks. After the start of WW2 he stops looking at anything that isn't his tanks corp. Look at his VOD's, its quite apparent. This is because that's what makes you be good in competitive multiplayer where everything often rests on tank micro. But in Bo's videos where he can't play those two countries he is thus generally bad at anything else.
man props to Dankus for the Italy RP. I really thought Benito Mussolini was playing with these guys. and then Bo ordering like 20 tank divisions from the bunker like it was nothing was so immersive. I felt like I was watching a war documentary for a second.
I don’t understand what they’re accusing him of. his Navy was out because it engaged with the allied Navy and he had garrisons on the port like what the fuck else was he supposed to do!?
@@tyty-xm8fw His navy wasn't at the right place, it should have been in the East, not at Gibraltar, since it was needed to allow and protect a naval invasion from Crete and stop the allies from naval invading behind them while they attacked. As for his garrisons, he didn't warn Bo while they were being overrun, didn't defend supply hubs and instead retreated (which doomed the tanks since they moved slow because of no fuel). Also he didn't cover the tank corps retreat itself, which led to the bug happening at the port.
Finland needs a terrain modifier for its lakes to be crossed, in winter, with a 25% attrition rate. At least then, if you click on the lake, and the tile over it, you can do a _historically accurate_ and actually _useful_ trick for fighting in one of the worst places to maneuvre through
Man the Soviets and Germans really larped at the end there. The Soviet player straight up blew up Army Group Center. And I can just hear Hitler yelling at Speer to up production lmao. Truly one of Fuher moves of all time
Italy failing to secure supply or assist in North Africa is actual canon in the BCU. From multiple ports all over North Africa to not holding actual ports during a massive counter-offensive. It's like they say: When the Axis queue up, only two option exist: Capable Italy punching above its weight, or the actual soft underbelly of Europe.
1:46 according to Wikipedia, Germany had "1,449 Panzer III tanks ready for combat" by the time operation Barbarossa commenced. So you had way more tanks by this point.
This wasn't my best perfomance...
Pinned and liked by himself whilst using his own emote. Bokoen1 the ultimate goblin
They said my İtaly was weak
I haven't laughed so much in a bo video for a while dude! And if it makes you feel any better I also had no fucking clue there was a river there, it was so fucking funny
I love how dankus is acting like he is the best hoi4 player in the world, but in reality he throws the game as often as swimmy
sometimes i submerge chips in milk, dry them, crush them up and then snort them but thats only on wednesday's
Germany: *Has 7,000 tanks & 20 tank divisions.*
The Allies: "Good. Twice the pride, double the fall".
The same can be said about the Soviets.
I Understood That Reference 😎
@@joshuacowling2237 I am the senate
The lake keeping the retreat out of Finland cut off sounds like a realistic major oversight that could happen.
''The ice is thick enough for the tanks, don't worry!!''
*after the first tank broke through the ice and goes under*
''Uh...I can explain...it normaly is...REALLY!!''
It's that one moment where German planned an attack along a road and when they got there they found like, a telephone line instead.
Reminds me of that Arma 3 video where the lead tank of a bunch of Leopard 1s ended up in the drink cause of how the map rendered what was apparently a river to look like shallow valley the tanks could cross.
@@jdreyes3745 Is it Rimmy's video?
@@aaroncabatingan5238 "Please don't drive your STuGs into the water, I don't want a repeat of chargedown! "
It isn't a HOI4 game without some incredibly genius maneuvers... and by that, I mean incredibly hilarious losses. Thank you.
It seems like the games where the Axis ultimately loses are always the most entertaining.
It's because they go full Downfall LARP
Endsieg mode makes them quite insane
Don't worry guys, Steiner is coming
Arent those like every game?
Just like real life
"But then it started going downhill in Africa, then in Finland, Then in the USSR"
Hey I've seen this one before!
I think I watched a movie about this one! So this is where the movies got all their inspiration from!
"Prepare the next failure!" had so much sweet optimism.
Dankus playing solo: Godlike instant win tank divisions
Dankus the second he has to help a teammate: *Aggressive lobotimisation noises*
Dankus heard Bo was going full LARP with the production lines and decided to one up him
Dankus works well when he can zoom in to 4 tiles with 12 tanks as his entire country's army, every other time he's braindead
He can compete against micros, but not against macros
Hes a general not a bureaucrat. He cannot absolutely macro the size of the earth.
@@mosesracal6758 I would rather say he is a tank corp commander, he isn't good at microing infantry either, literally Rommel or Patton, he is no Zhukov or Rokossovsky.
At this point, I'm willing to believe that dankus is just a tank commander more than anything, because the amount of times he had shat bricks at this point is insane
As bad as golden is, he is responsible for the best content on this channel by a long shot. I hope he never leaves.
Edit: best HOI4 content specifically, thank you Marek Havrlik
I love him
Not sure if for best, but he is hard contestant for such role with Swigma.
Edit: Thanks to Dylan King for new POV and being a nice member of community.
@@marekhavrlik9851 Eh, i tend to disagree. Swimmy is just incapable of teamwork, while Golden is also incapable of teamwork, very high octane and occasionally braindead, with the rare spark of manic brilliance - see the Axis United Front episode.
Specked into a personality build, didn’t invest into game playing at all.
@@dylanking6960 the thing is golden almost only creates good content for hoi. In other games like vicky he often does not particiapte as much in creating content. Meanwhile, Swimmy is creating content in both hoi games, vicky games, eu4 games and even non paradox games. Some people even argue that he makes better content in hoi4 alone than golden.
2:16 Oh my God stream sniping your allies to rat out their incompetence Golden would be a nightmare in a dictatorship command
08:18 That famous moment during the operation Uranus when the german generals forgot to build a bridge so their troops could retreat across the lake. 🤣🤣
Unironically, Golden didn't do anything wrong in this defeat
He didn't get a chance.
It’s a throwKoen moment
@@YotoBoto snake of dankusmark
Does anyone remember the episode where Finland held off the Soviets entirely with ghost divisions? I cannot remember the title and have been trying to find it.
It’s the American Mechanized video
I laughed so hard at that one.
@packer
Isn't it called Operation Bodyguard?
@@connorjones9445 no thats the one where bo deploys the ghost tank army
7:10 Those tanks weren't actually retreating, they were shipping out. This can be observed from their movement being potrayed by a blue arrow versus a grey arrow leading to the sea tile. You can make divisions retreat into a sea tile by manually pulling them out while they are in combat. This is a very strange part of hoi4.
@@scintilla3957 then why the rollback
@@AjarTadpole7202 Because the system is pretty dumb ngl
If you notice in the video I actually try and retreat them out of the port but it doesn't work.
When they start to run out of org they then proceed to get deleted? Even if I couldn't pull out of the port, at the very least they should have retreated into the tile behind the port. Instead they just exploded.
It’s because Bo had last stand on and the tanks ran out of org which, for some reason now, means they just get blipped out of existence. I’ve had that happen a few times
@@joshuanaumowicz5115 There was no last stand. The small shield is part of the planning bonus exploit that requires you set a garrison order to an impassable spot.
I swear to god Dankus in these videos is either a god at hoi or a fucking fresh installer lmao
"If the Bokoen Pissbomb army encounters a lake it retreats exactly as if it were not there." -General Ratkoen1
"Maybe we will win when Golden joins the war."
Has the same energy as:
"If Steiner attacks, everything will be alright."
I can only imagine what the allied side was thinking.. they roll back the clock because Bo loses an entire tank army to a glitch, only for him to lose another entire tank army 5 minutes later. Like, how much help can you give a guy?
"Prepared the next failure!" That was gold😂
This seemed so much like Golden or Swimmy, but Bo was a pleasant surprise
“It ain’t over until the fat lady sings, and boy is she singing!” Is the funniest line of this year, that better make the 2022 recap.
I think "We're gonna hold Prague until the last man. And there he goes, the last man." is still the best, but this is a solid number two
@@Dennisroos where's that from?
@@anderslundevall3151 The Italian Counter D-Day 7:27
@@Dennisroos That's true.
Can't believe the entire country of Finland would change it's to geography to own Bo.
Finland: Germany help the Soviets are capitulating us. Germany: Don’t worry I got this. Proceeds to try to link up forces by crossing a frozen lake looses almost their entire panzer corps in Finland. Rest of Finish troops are killed while Germany leaves with the last of their panzer divisions.
Need more of Golden at the gates of Paris.
Every time I see Dankus on this channel he is fully throwing the game.
Its because he is really good only in a very precise set of circumstances : being on Germany or the USSR, with a coop and a production set nearly exclusively on tanks. After the start of WW2 he stops looking at anything that isn't his tanks corp. Look at his VOD's, its quite apparent. This is because that's what makes you be good in competitive multiplayer where everything often rests on tank micro. But in Bo's videos where he can't play those two countries he is thus generally bad at anything else.
"I genuinely don't know what to do after failure upon failure..."
"Prepare the next failure."
Dead pan brilliance.
man props to Dankus for the Italy RP. I really thought Benito Mussolini was playing with these guys. and then Bo ordering like 20 tank divisions from the bunker like it was nothing was so immersive. I felt like I was watching a war documentary for a second.
"It's Joever" - Rommel after his tank corps gets lost and encircled in a Finnish forest
Fun fact, as Bo found out, Tampere is inaccessible on two side because of two giant lakes
At the outbreak of war in 1939, Germany had 6 armored divisions comprising 2,400 tanks (total, not necessarily light).
German larp just never gets old.
I dont think I would have ever seen Dankus pull a Drezzel
Its nice to see him change up his blunders from the classic Dankus ones every once in a while
I don’t understand what they’re accusing him of. his Navy was out because it engaged with the allied Navy and he had garrisons on the port like what the fuck else was he supposed to do!?
@@tyty-xm8fw His navy wasn't at the right place, it should have been in the East, not at Gibraltar, since it was needed to allow and protect a naval invasion from Crete and stop the allies from naval invading behind them while they attacked. As for his garrisons, he didn't warn Bo while they were being overrun, didn't defend supply hubs and instead retreated (which doomed the tanks since they moved slow because of no fuel). Also he didn't cover the tank corps retreat itself, which led to the bug happening at the port.
Did Dankus throw or something? This looks like he purposefully ignored everyone lmao
Finland needs a terrain modifier for its lakes to be crossed, in winter, with a 25% attrition rate.
At least then, if you click on the lake, and the tile over it, you can do a _historically accurate_ and actually _useful_ trick for fighting in one of the worst places to maneuvre through
Dankus is probably one of the top 5 villains in the Bokoen Cinematic Universe ™️
Man the Soviets and Germans really larped at the end there. The Soviet player straight up blew up Army Group Center.
And I can just hear Hitler yelling at Speer to up production lmao.
Truly one of Fuher moves of all time
Omg that Romania Ball at 3:28 had me on the floor
@@Kristof1 your welcome
This dankus guy always throws the game man
Italy failing to secure supply or assist in North Africa is actual canon in the BCU. From multiple ports all over North Africa to not holding actual ports during a massive counter-offensive.
It's like they say: When the Axis queue up, only two option exist: Capable Italy punching above its weight, or the actual soft underbelly of Europe.
“We are a fucking living tragedy dude.”
And so they were…
“They called my Italy weak”
I wonder who Germany is... I hear Gol... wait it's Bo? Snake of Denmark showing his own failure? Golden still lost.
You’ve seen Panzers Meet in Crete,
Now get ready for Panzers Pinned in Finland
Imagine someone in these sessions choosing to play as Latvia
"So in this game the Axis didn't do too hot". Picture me surprised.
This is why I love Bo, he's the only one that doesn't lose his shit while he's, well, losing shit
Glad to see Dankus' IQ gradually lowering each game he plays with you all.
I just came inside from shoveling snow for 7 hours. Thanks Bo, I needed this!
Honestly, I thought this was a Golden episode from reading the intro. I was pretty shocked when Bo was playing Germany.
1:46 according to Wikipedia, Germany had "1,449 Panzer III tanks ready for combat" by the time operation Barbarossa commenced. So you had way more tanks by this point.
Dankus is fucking greedier than Scrooge man
The infamous port retreat bug the pain it inflicts is a constant in hoi
7:23 Bo: musta been a “glitch”
Also Bo: *clicks the button*
They said my Italy was weak... (it was)
Casual hio4 multiplayer
Memes, Choas, Lack Of Sleep
3:25
Bo: "Don't listen to Kristoff! He's a fucking moron!"
The derpiest Romaniaball I've ever seen: *Rarted noises*
Gave me a sensible chuckle.
Cant wait to see Dankus not make video out of this cause he fucks up so much :D
Watching Boe suffer gives delight to my little blackened heart.
Honestly it's nice to see a losing side laughing about it and not screaming at each other
"There's a lake?!" Is a new Top 10 quote
Germany: *Loses half of their tanks*
Also Germany: LOS LOS LOS! Mehr Panzer!
"HERR BO, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TANKS IN FINLAND!?"
"KOMANDANT, THE ENEMY STRAT-REDEPLOYED A RIVER ON OUR POSITIONS!"
Okay, that cheeky stunt of buying all the US' oil while the war was already on was actually pretty funny.
When Germany roleplays as Italy...
Studying for finals, 10/10 great background video. As always keep up the great Vids!
0:01 basically just described what happened irl
8:30, tank is IN THE LAKE!
"it's not over till the fat lady sings and by God she is loud right now"
"all we need to do is drive west and we are safe men!" proceds to look at the map and see a massive finnish lake- shoots self
Historically accurate with how germany makes SO MANY different types of afvs
Bokoens natural enemies: Lakes
6:37 looking at the battlestar pegasus thinking where did we go wrong
Hitler assures the generals they can be supplied over the frozen lake.
DAMN THAT MAGINOT LINE TURNED INTO THE MAGINOT CROSSING 🤣
They said my ability to get my allies encircled was WEAK.
9:25 what a shock.
I was legit making monkey noises saying "oo-oo new Bo upload"
*Bo can't read a map!*
*Get dunked on, Bo Bros!*
not even 10 seconds in and golden is losing, great start!
8:27 I can't stop watching that moment lol
Bokoen uploads on the day before midterms starts. What motivation! If Bo is with us no math test can stand against us!
Missed the opportunity to name it Panzerwaffle instead of Pazerwaffe
750 factories in 41 holy hell
If you look closely, I think the lake was also covered by the airfield model, so that might have blocked your view, Bo.
first dankus doing trolls with fleets and stuff, then bo doesn't see the lake gg
They said my Port defence was weak ... then this happened
Bo playing germany is still my favourite scenario~
those tank divisions literally just stood there next to the ships and got butchered
Never let it be said that Bo only posts his wins XD
The utter incompetency this round haha
Best quote “prepare the next failure”
"Go to Barb with what you have." Adolf 1941.
I'm surprised it lasted that long before it all went to hell
The part about the bunker and 20 tanks Divisions kills me 😆
Classic Dankus not guarding ports..
The Battle of Finland, lost because of a lake
They fear dankus's italy
by they I of course mean the rest of the axis
Bokoen heroically and bravely ending WW2 years prematurely