The Worst Axis and Allies 101 - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • Опубліковано 24 лис 2024

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  2 роки тому +1397

    2 weeks without hoi4 and we're back!

  • @commanderkei9537
    @commanderkei9537 2 роки тому +2334

    Whenever Bo sings the Avengers theme it’s almost always followed by immediate catastrophe

  • @cookiecraze1310
    @cookiecraze1310 2 роки тому +2163

    'No ones incompetent if everyones incompetent.' - College, Swimmy, Braun and Golden (I assume from previous videos)

    • @pspublic13
      @pspublic13 2 роки тому +35

      The four horsemen of lulz.

    • @Otterdisappointment
      @Otterdisappointment 2 роки тому +12

      Pre NATO Italy moment

    • @steffanyschwartz7801
      @steffanyschwartz7801 2 роки тому +20

      Literally, Swimmy and Golden have redeemed themselves in the past couple months.

    • @farmerboy916
      @farmerboy916 2 роки тому

      More like from previous experience

    • @theortheo2401
      @theortheo2401 2 роки тому +4

      @@steffanyschwartz7801 Nah golden still think himself as the best HOI player of all time while losing in the first years every time

  • @LedosKell
    @LedosKell 2 роки тому +668

    Golden could be in charge of just defending Gibraltar and would somehow lose it to Manchuria.

  • @sjeason
    @sjeason 2 роки тому +634

    When the USA un-ironically asks Mexico for infantry equipment, that’s when you know shits bad.

  • @willfischer4604
    @willfischer4604 2 роки тому +432

    Someone should tell the USA that mass assault doctrine doesn’t apply to convoys

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez 2 роки тому +21

      Worked on Japans navy it seems

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle 2 роки тому +932

    Japan: *Loses It's Navy in the first battle.*
    The rest of tbe Axis: "Oh look what you've done to my bloody shed, man!".

  • @pixelatedpotato5749
    @pixelatedpotato5749 2 роки тому +473

    Peefs wheesing laugh never gets old

    • @thereclaimer2945
      @thereclaimer2945 Рік тому +3

      Literally thought the same. Everytime he laughs I can’t help but laugh too.

  • @theemperorprotects
    @theemperorprotects 2 роки тому +523

    I actually noticed the reason Bo lost his navy in that battle! The US had:
    1. Nearly DOUBLE Bo's AA Attack (98.2 to 50.3)
    2. 10k Torpedo Attack to Bo's 7k
    And, most crucially
    3. They had more ships than Bo, meaning they could lose more ships and still be able to sink some of Bo's, which meant they could outlast him in a battle of attrition
    They also had 1k sub attack to bo's 300 but that doesn't matter since there were no subs

    • @gpjedy7379
      @gpjedy7379 2 роки тому +85

      Yeah also for some reason bo didnt include raj taking south korea and south sakhalin for some reason, I wonder why

    • @garlicxlr
      @garlicxlr 2 роки тому +98

      Get your facts straight. US was just more *Gangsta* than Bo.

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  2 роки тому +183

      @@gpjedy7379 And I also didn't include us taking back South Korea killing 100k Indians. I wonder why

    • @Liam_Daly
      @Liam_Daly 2 роки тому +5

      @@Bokoen1 how can I join these games?

    • @iamthekingof1omillionsunsets
      @iamthekingof1omillionsunsets Рік тому +15

      @@Liam_Daly Post your credit card details

  • @sebastianjoseph9628
    @sebastianjoseph9628 2 роки тому +148

    Who else noticed at 9:34 and 9:37 how quickly Canada’s attitude changed

    • @rebelkommando6166
      @rebelkommando6166 2 роки тому +29

      I loved how he went from calm to "SHIT'S FUCKED YO" in like 3 seconds.

    • @taylorphillips7030
      @taylorphillips7030 2 роки тому +11

      I certainly did. Funniest moment in the video imo

  • @bigcheese993
    @bigcheese993 2 роки тому +800

    I am Thankful for Bo for giving me my first lines in a script "Stop Schizoing" also I'm pretty sure Golden took more loses on Italy in his first months of War than my scuffed China did. I am a more caring leader.

    • @grandmapepe8331
      @grandmapepe8331 2 роки тому +58

      Big cheese you are the MOST caring leader.

    • @DerpyMackerel
      @DerpyMackerel 2 роки тому +38

      so true big cheese. your china saved so many Chinese people

    • @carsonapplebaum2266
      @carsonapplebaum2266 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah! Mental health gaslighting is the FUNNIEST

    • @why-km6lo
      @why-km6lo 2 роки тому +7

      @@carsonapplebaum2266 calm down man

    • @baianomgtow9841
      @baianomgtow9841 2 роки тому

      @@carsonapplebaum2266 hape schizos

  • @jackvosnich2767
    @jackvosnich2767 2 роки тому +195

    We're hitting levels of utter stupidity that weren't thought possible

  • @taptiotrevizo9415
    @taptiotrevizo9415 2 роки тому +63

    Peef sounds like he dies when he laughs.

  • @hanneslundin346
    @hanneslundin346 2 роки тому +171

    A third of the Japan stream was Bo and Braun talking about the Aloha Bar, which was probably the funniest part lol

  • @cele8464
    @cele8464 2 роки тому +72

    Peef started dying when the history boys hat was mentioned as if it hit him personally

  • @patriotic_canadian
    @patriotic_canadian 2 роки тому +46

    I love the fact that Swimmy was playing on both sides during the 2nd game but he still managed to lose

  • @RealGeorgeLucas
    @RealGeorgeLucas 2 роки тому +312

    I hope Bo you see this and had a wonderful Birthday. You are my favorite streamer and UA-camr. When I watch the streams, I feel like I’m one of y’all and laughing and yelling at Golden or Swimmy with you guys. Keep up the great work and keep being yourself. Happy Birthday from Arizona in the USA!!! May the Force Be With You, Bo!

    • @michael120.
      @michael120. 2 роки тому +3

      ARIZONA REP 😤🤘

    • @marny3559
      @marny3559 2 роки тому +16

      Parasocial relationships in a nutshell

  • @Ponter
    @Ponter 2 роки тому +30

    "Dday is encircled! No it's not! Some of it is! We're fucked!"

  • @suspecm6316
    @suspecm6316 2 роки тому +51

    The classic "warm myself by pissing myself" analogy. Never gets old.

    • @alysajones7643
      @alysajones7643 2 роки тому

      Bo knows, he is a piss bomb master after all.

  • @redacted7230
    @redacted7230 2 роки тому +24

    “We have la rochelle its fine”
    *10 Seconds Later*
    *“ITS FUCKED!”*

  • @xanpenguin754
    @xanpenguin754 2 роки тому +12

    You know what’s funny about the US building convoys because he thought Floojoe was gonna sub spam. Floojoe didn’t even do that. I asked him if he wanted me to do anything with the navy and he just ignored me. Really epic mental domination

  • @smorgasbored2265
    @smorgasbored2265 2 роки тому +352

    Golden: "They're getting raided don't worry"
    Also Golden: loses the port and throws the africa campaign
    Golden Lost

  • @RJKilroy
    @RJKilroy 2 роки тому +38

    Imagine the history books recounting such a wacky end to WW2

  • @samwill7259
    @samwill7259 2 роки тому +52

    Oscar level Italy roleplay. Truly inspired.

  • @kevinsworldK.w69
    @kevinsworldK.w69 2 роки тому +44

    LMFAO, ITALY GETTING LEND LEASED FROM ALBANIA
    That is next level embarssing, even for Golden. Why was Albania not annexed in the first place though?

    • @potato88872
      @potato88872 2 роки тому +2

      You let the ia build stuff then you annex it

  • @kingdom25
    @kingdom25 2 роки тому +31

    Golden joining the War:
    Some of you may die, but that is a risk I am willing to take

    • @MrCoolguy425
      @MrCoolguy425 2 роки тому +1

      “All of you will die, and that is a price I am willing to make”
      “That is a price we cannot afford!” - the rest of the axis

  • @lexguttman
    @lexguttman 2 роки тому +77

    Allies AND Axis? I can hear Bo's braincells dying from here.

    • @lexguttman
      @lexguttman 2 роки тому

      Check back and it's right on 69 likes?
      #nice

  • @jamestaylor3623
    @jamestaylor3623 2 роки тому +21

    By the title, I thought this was the stream from a couple days ago where Bo played Italy and... it was indescribable

    • @rthomas566
      @rthomas566 2 роки тому +7

      That game was based, so many plot twists in the script.

    • @lukestover2207
      @lukestover2207 2 роки тому +1

      Care to explain? You have peaked my interest.

    • @jamestaylor3623
      @jamestaylor3623 2 роки тому +8

      @@lukestover2207 The vod is on his Twitch channel but a big highlight is when Japan had to send troops to France to fight D-Day

  • @ohZeroOne
    @ohZeroOne 2 роки тому +35

    *Looks at beginning message*
    Oh, that doesn't seem good, could be a new player on Italy then
    *Golden on Italy*
    Yeah, nevermind

  • @jasrajdhillon2658
    @jasrajdhillon2658 Рік тому +2

    I love Canada being all “it’s fine guys, we have La Rochelle” to the jump-scare at 9:36 😂

  • @nickpalumbo8046
    @nickpalumbo8046 2 роки тому +20

    Just to compare in real life italy lost about 500k civilians and military personnel in the entirety of ww2 and golden lost over 1mill in a few months. Golden never ceases to amaze me.

  • @based6819
    @based6819 2 роки тому +6

    3:53 No way thug hunter made it to Bokoen's channel

  • @gideonmele1556
    @gideonmele1556 2 роки тому +9

    Peef doesn’t laugh, he just wheezes vigorously

  • @NeoMatrix77777
    @NeoMatrix77777 2 роки тому +13

    Peef's laugh is an absolute treasure

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 2 роки тому +8

    Golden's MO returns!
    1. Say you can handle something
    2. Screw it up in such a fundamental way that it destroys your entire team
    3. Refuse to admit it was your fault

  • @mcmxcv-3261
    @mcmxcv-3261 2 роки тому +8

    peefs weezing laugh has me dying every time man holy shit

  • @SapoWeonN300
    @SapoWeonN300 2 роки тому +3

    9:26
    Bo and the India Player chilling against the Japanese meanwhile everyone in D-Day are basically a recreation of the British-American Invasion of the Soviet Union (The Intervention of 1910's, the one of the Polar Bears, specifically)

  • @Oliver-ld3ei
    @Oliver-ld3ei 2 роки тому +3

    That first game was one of the most entertaining hoi4 games in a while.

  • @goodname67
    @goodname67 2 роки тому +8

    It's not being incompetent, it's called levelling the playing field.

  • @andrejilic8106
    @andrejilic8106 2 роки тому +5

    Please do a video on the stream where golden carried the entire axis as japan pushing out dday twice. It was so chaotic and i loved it. It would be a really good video

  • @drekbleh7081
    @drekbleh7081 2 роки тому +14

    Swimmy: "I'm gonna give you the dub"
    Swimmy doesn't know subs are better 90% of the time

  • @jaggelion4301
    @jaggelion4301 Рік тому +1

    "Dying like flies" made me do a looney tunes spit take

  • @kingofflamingos4344
    @kingofflamingos4344 2 роки тому +5

    3:55 .....I would say this is "sus", but then I remember this fembokoen so nothing out of the usual here

  • @bigjtexas2309
    @bigjtexas2309 2 роки тому +2

    Be Golden, tell others to think critically, never take Paris, loose games you should have won, still have an amazing attitude going in to another game and wanting to try something new.
    God, Golden might be a special boy, but he’s one of my favorite characters of the HOI4 Bo saga.

  • @blackskullknight9062
    @blackskullknight9062 2 роки тому +4

    When you See Both Side as the worst then this will be a fun episode

  • @leiferickson1494
    @leiferickson1494 2 роки тому +2

    4:35 “Arabic chanting” has got to be one of my favorites

    • @flipogreen
      @flipogreen Місяць тому

      bro was reciting for hoi4 💀

  • @heathellis1771
    @heathellis1771 2 роки тому +7

    Peer’s laugh gets me every time😂

  • @DerpyMackerel
    @DerpyMackerel 2 роки тому +6

    I honestly thought we were gonna lose that first game…

  • @angrysanta8458
    @angrysanta8458 2 роки тому +2

    "I can get gansta on his diii..............ck" add it to the list lmaooo

  • @winowmak3r
    @winowmak3r 2 роки тому +2

    Italy getting lend lease from Albania. What in the fuck. Golden. *How*?

  • @rileyperantoni6084
    @rileyperantoni6084 2 роки тому +2

    “We have La Rochelle it’s fine.”
    2 seconds later
    “IT’S FUCKED!!!”

  • @tiredidealist
    @tiredidealist 2 роки тому +1

    That first minute or so was way more hilarious than it had any right being

  • @MrWeeseAChine
    @MrWeeseAChine 2 роки тому +3

    Peef’s laugh gives me infinite life

  • @pUREsTORM9267
    @pUREsTORM9267 2 роки тому +1

    Less than a minute in and Peef is already wheezing? This is going to be a good one.

  • @hejbuy
    @hejbuy 2 роки тому +2

    how many The Worst Axis and Allies 101 is their going to be

  • @wetplant1748
    @wetplant1748 2 роки тому

    Swimmy after guaranteeing Greece: "Sometimes my genius, it's almost frightening"

  • @fryzeec9054
    @fryzeec9054 2 роки тому +1

    In all my years of youtube this is the first video i've had not appear in my sub box, don't worry bell is on now :)

  • @deluxehipster8714
    @deluxehipster8714 2 роки тому +1

    The amount of wheezing in this video made me wheeze as well.

  • @marshall8782
    @marshall8782 Рік тому

    who's that Hungary player. his laugh is something else and I need it in my life

  • @entinieentinie9378
    @entinieentinie9378 2 роки тому +1

    Steve's sassy pose can cure cancer

  • @drekbleh7081
    @drekbleh7081 2 роки тому +1

    3:53
    It ain't gay being gangster with your homies

  • @343DeltaSpark
    @343DeltaSpark 2 роки тому

    The greatest crossover in the entire Bokoen1 cinematic universe

  • @spooder6835
    @spooder6835 2 роки тому

    It's not just a clown car anymore, it's the entire goddamn circus

  • @DirkusTurkess
    @DirkusTurkess 2 роки тому

    Classic Bo . Spends entire game building navy. Dies.

  • @cyclo0193
    @cyclo0193 2 роки тому

    ilove the genkar cut
    „its fine, dday is fine“
    cut
    „ITS F***ED!!!“

  • @fireflowers5105
    @fireflowers5105 2 роки тому +1

    I knew the moment I saw a golden and swimmy in Europe and Bo somewhere else it was jover.

  • @annatardlordofderps9181
    @annatardlordofderps9181 2 роки тому

    That meme Dankus posted is starting to make a lot more sense.

  • @Allum747
    @Allum747 2 роки тому +2

    Whenever I hear Peef I know it's going to be a great video.

  • @Ninjanate898
    @Ninjanate898 2 роки тому

    wait, now its not just the Axis or the Allies, its both? This is a "get the popcorn" moment

  • @chucanoris
    @chucanoris 2 роки тому +4

    Hell yeah the first stream was great, i wish you had put in the aloha bar stuff though :/

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  2 роки тому +4

      Without context it would be so weird lmao

    • @chucanoris
      @chucanoris 2 роки тому +2

      @@Bokoen1 most ppl watching the stream also did not have context tbf

  • @NetoKruzer
    @NetoKruzer 2 роки тому +1

    I'm loosing brain cells the more i watch this...

  • @marny3559
    @marny3559 2 роки тому

    This video helps stoke my parasocial relationship with Bo

  • @htmljesusarchive6341
    @htmljesusarchive6341 3 місяці тому

    "What's your grand battleplan?"
    HE SAID THE THING 🫵😮

  • @TheSDB13
    @TheSDB13 2 роки тому

    Hungary was really approaching a Risitas laugh there XD

  • @WantedJosh-kd1ln
    @WantedJosh-kd1ln 2 роки тому

    “I may only need a few thousand dead so that I may sit at the table as a man who has fought” Bonito Mussolini

  • @PeterTremor
    @PeterTremor 2 роки тому +1

    I saw the intro that said that Italy would lose and I just waited for Golden's voice

  • @monchyd6519
    @monchyd6519 2 роки тому

    I love your videos, they get even better when I just watched dankus

  • @lachedspoon7899
    @lachedspoon7899 2 роки тому

    The more hoi you guys play the worse you get

  • @hornet370
    @hornet370 2 роки тому +2

    ah i was always curious what would happen when both sides are bad

  • @starhalv2427
    @starhalv2427 2 роки тому +2

    How the f. did that D-day disaster even happen? How is that possible?

  • @nilloc93
    @nilloc93 2 роки тому +1

    9:43 now thats the OBG I remember

  • @sciencer9830
    @sciencer9830 2 роки тому

    Peefs laugh sounds like a leak in a high pressure gas pipe

  • @ianbrudnakvoss3126
    @ianbrudnakvoss3126 2 роки тому

    I 100% thought this man was talking about the board game

  • @quinnkiefer5318
    @quinnkiefer5318 2 роки тому

    that last bit in France hurt my head

  • @OmniRubiks
    @OmniRubiks 2 роки тому +2

    As early as I can be, time to kick back and enjoy a new bo video

  • @knockrotter9372
    @knockrotter9372 2 роки тому

    peefs pig squeal is so infectious

  • @rexblade504
    @rexblade504 Рік тому

    I knew Golden would be Italy from the text at the beginning

  • @xeraphyx7903
    @xeraphyx7903 2 роки тому

    That final frontline almost made me vomit.

  • @Vuosta
    @Vuosta 2 роки тому

    Peef's wheeze laugh cured my cancer

  • @hambelperhurger5049
    @hambelperhurger5049 2 роки тому

    Oh boy time to watch the clownkoen club eat bricks.. in all seriousness love yall and hope you had a good birthday bo

  • @RunicRhino22
    @RunicRhino22 Рік тому +1

    3:38 Red and black eagle on my chest 🇦🇱💪🏿

  • @fraginatrix
    @fraginatrix 2 роки тому

    You know its gonna be a good video when half of it is just people -W H E E Z I N G-

  • @AndresRodriguez-uv6mx
    @AndresRodriguez-uv6mx 2 роки тому +1

    Who else is now gonna look for that minors on majors game? The pure chaos in that one looks too good not to watch the whole thing

  • @noneofyourbusiness3288
    @noneofyourbusiness3288 2 роки тому

    US asking Mexico for infantry equipment is something I didnt think I would ever see xD

  • @dramaking9559
    @dramaking9559 2 роки тому

    You guys should give the worst player all technology research and the rest of the players all fight him

  • @Dominion69420
    @Dominion69420 2 роки тому

    Everyone just went full dumb dumb and it ended badly

  • @slyguythreeonetwonine3172
    @slyguythreeonetwonine3172 2 роки тому +2

    Awwwww! Bo hit puberty while he was away!❤
    Congratulations Bo!!!❤❤

  • @cgkai8578
    @cgkai8578 2 роки тому

    Those frontlines at the end of the second game gave me cancer

  • @beniaminradomir9798
    @beniaminradomir9798 2 роки тому

    1. Go at the enemy
    2. Loose hard to his attack
    3. Get rescued by an ally (like SOV in the second game)
    4. Say "EZ PZ" for extra salt after it's over
    The classic ;)

  • @deathstriker8754
    @deathstriker8754 2 роки тому

    Love ur videos keep up the fantastic work