stop stop stOp, your going to take someones eye out, besides your saying it wrong, it HARRYDIDYAPUTYANAMEINTHEGOOBLETOFFIYAKAHDKWBSJWNSNEBDBJSKWKSPWPWPOEORJRJDBBDSJJSKSJSHDJDJSJSJJSJSBDJDHDHSHSHHDBDBD dumbledore asked *C* *A* *L* *M* *L* *Y*
Harry: "She's been snogging you for three months." Ron: "Who are you talking about?" Harry: "Oh, I don't know, maybe Lord Voldemort?" RONDEMORT CONFIRMED
Hermione saying “you can’t be touched” and Voldemort saying “I can touch you now” should have gone back to back 😂 also my favorite is “Harry”. … “SIR!”
I like how you arraged this: I bloody well hope so she's been snogging you for three months. Who're you talking about? Oh, I don't know, maybe... Lord Voldemort?
Well, few people know, also he's apparently slytherin's heir so they're like :| :D "Well, a'ight." And he isn't a blood traitor or whatever. Still funny lol.
Fun fact: In the book, when Bellatrix calls him a “filthy half-blood,” Harry’s response is to point out that Voldemort’s a half-blood as well, then tauntingly ask if he never told her.
@@nathanwoods9225 Oh, thank you. So Harry's mother being a wizard wasn't enough for Bellatrix pure-blood mania mind, due to Lily's blood. Grandparents for Bella are taken into account too...
“Turn to page 394” Me: * Turns to page 394 in the nearest book available* The book was about animals. Page 394 had a picture of a wolf. *Illuminati Confirmed*
"She's been snogging you for three months" "Who re you talking about? " "I dont know.. maybe *LorD vOLdeMoRT* ?" Edit: hahahha what just happened? I wrote this comment entirely randomly and i never thought I'd get this much likes! ^-^
H - *"Oh yeah she's only been snogging you for about three months."* R - *"wHo aRE yOU tALkInG aBOuT?"* H - *"oH I dUnnO, mYbe lOrD vOldEmOrT."* (since someone else wrote this comment as well, I'll add another one: AW - What exactly is the function of a rubber duck? Harry+Me - **Internal screaming intensifies**)
I love that scene so much🤣 they actually aren't dating then....oop. Ginny: *sees George and leaves* Harry: *is confusion* George: M O R N I N G Harry: oh hi um yeah I'll go now-
Harry: She’s been snogging you for three months Ron: Who you talking about? *moves onto next scene* Harry: Oh, I don’t know- Lord Voldemort AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS HILARIOUS
Harry: I very well hope so, she’s been snogging you for three months. Ron: Who are you talking about? Harry: Oh I don’t know, maybe...Lord Voldemort? Ron: I-
The perfect timing of this part: ( 1:58 thru 2:01 ) Draco: Pottah! Hermione: I'M NOT AN OWL! Harry: You wish It sounds like Draco is saying who is telling who it is so, Hermione is mad, and Harry is like, "You wish you weren't an owl."
Yeah like Hermione is all fed up of "Pottah Pottah" So out of frustration she says "I'M NOT AN OWL!" Then Harry goes "You wish" LMFAO I UNDERSTAND YOU DW
3:45 Look who's saying that, Bellatrix being obsessed with and following Voldemort for probably like 20 years, who's a half-blood. Not to mention she also has a daughter who's a half-blood as, her daughter was from Voldemort.
Harry: shes been snogging you for three months! Ron: who are you talking about?? Harry: oh idk...MaYbE LoRd vOlDeMoRt?!?!?!?!?!?!? Ron:😳 Hermione: IM NOT AN OWL Harry: YoU WiSh! *credit to all other comments like this one*
"She's been snogging you for three months" "Who are you talking about? " "I don't know.. maybe Lord Voldemort" Voldemort the dark lord more like Voldemort the gay lord
"Well I very well hope so, she has been snogging you for three months" "Who are you talking about? " "Oh, I dont know, mAyBe LoRd vOlDeMoRt" That got me
Wait a minute...I just re watched the video and there was no scene where Harry was bowing down...it was Draco was going to but not bow down...and buckbeak didn't do anything.. Did you mean it from the movie in general?
HAHA THE WAY THESE SOUND TOGETHER “i very well hope so, she’s been snogging you for 3 months” “who are you talking about?” “oh, i don’t know, maybe... lord voldemort” BAHAHAH
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Hermione: Im not an owl
Harry: You wish
Not to mention:
"Who are you talking about?"
"Oh, I don't know, maybe...Lord Voldemort? "
2:58
That's what i laughed at too LOOL
1:59
“I can touch you now” SpIDERS THEy W aN mEH tUH TAPDANCE
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Voldemort: "I can touch you now."
Covid: Are you sure about that?
Me: * apparates at their side* OH LOOK ITS MOULDY VOLDY!!!!!!!!
Law and Order
Are you really in charge hear
@@williampringle4982 here*
Bloody Muggle disease
YALL FORGOT THE BEST ONE “HARRYDIDYAPUTYOURNAMEIN THEGOBLETOFFIREEEEGEJWHSGSJAGSSJF”- Dumbledore asked calmly.
YES AHAHAHA SOMEONE WHO KNOWSSS
😂🤣
BAHAH
*C A L M L Y*
stop stop stOp, your going to take someones eye out, besides your saying it wrong, it HARRYDIDYAPUTYANAMEINTHEGOOBLETOFFIYAKAHDKWBSJWNSNEBDBJSKWKSPWPWPOEORJRJDBBDSJJSKSJSHDJDJSJSJJSJSBDJDHDHSHSHHDBDBD
dumbledore asked *C* *A* *L* *M* *L* *Y*
"what is the function of a rubber duck?"
"alas. earwax."
Lmao
Loll
XP
Omg lol
@@yourlocalrainwing1358 AYUP 2 great book series meet, Harry Potter and Wings of Fire.
Harry: "She's been snogging you for three months."
Ron: "Who are you talking about?"
Harry: "Oh, I don't know, maybe Lord Voldemort?"
RONDEMORT CONFIRMED
lmao
The fan-fiction writers have found a new ship!
RONDEMORT OMG
Did someone summon a shipper?
Oh-
Draco’s most memorable lines in the whole Harry Potter series:
“PoTtAh”
that or "my father will hear about this"
@@alexanderzack3720 that was i was just about to comment. you beat me to it. lol
@@steam_jane5580 i have to dmit it feels good to be finally on this side of that spectrum :)
I can confirm this is true.
And "DEMENTOR, DEMENTOR!"
“what happened between you and Quirrel in the dungeons is a complete secret” -ummmmm yeah see how this one can be taken out of context 😳
AZKABANNNNNN
THAT'S ILLIGAL
They were having a different type of wand fight...😬😳
@@Ellenchattergirl that scarred me for *bloody* life
And the *"not my daughter you bitch."*
“iM nOt aN oWl”
“yOu WiSh”
so im not the only one who noticed that lol
HAHAHAHAHA
Draco in the meantime: pottAhhhhhhhhhh
Thats what i was gonna say 😂😂😂
wow its nico
Hermione saying “you can’t be touched” and Voldemort saying “I can touch you now” should have gone back to back 😂 also my favorite is “Harry”. … “SIR!”
I think i watcht the scene harry sir like 20 times and te scene of the tappdancing spiders
*SIR*
After "I can touch you now" they should follow up with Ron asking Harry "how was it?" And Harry Replies "wet" 🤣
Yep " Harry .... SIRR!" is defently one of my favorite lines
When did Hermione say : "u can't be touched"? In what context?
Prof McGonicall: I-is that a student?!
Prof Moody: TEChnically its a FErret
*draco malfoy cries quietly*
@@Microspectrophotometer jeez chill out this isn't a spelling bee. maybe this person's first language isn't english, we never know
@@apriltheapple579 Draco Ferret Malfoy
I mean, he's not wrong
Just finished that movie
Hermione: You can’t be touched
Voldemort: I CAN TOUCH YOU
BAHAHAHAHA
hermoine:"that felt good"
The “what happened between you and quirrel in the dungeons is a secret” sounded so wrong
The funniest bit for me is "so naturally the whole school knows"
BAHCHGFSDCFCG
Fanfiction Writers: *WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!!*
Not that kind of dungeon
I-
I like how you arraged this:
I bloody well hope so she's been snogging you for three months. Who're you talking about?
Oh, I don't know, maybe... Lord Voldemort?
HSJSJAHSJSJSK
Lol yes
i’m glad someone noticed :)
JEHRIDDS VOLDY
hahaha but bellatrix will be outraged
Why can I only imagine draco saying potato as “Pottahtoe”
LMAOOOO
🤣😂
Yep🤣
I read this as POTATO HOE FOR ABOUT THREE TIMES UNTIL I READ THE CONTEXT AND I'M JUST HER LIKE- oh
@@aahanapreetam5402 😂
“I’M NOT AN OWL!”
“You wish.”
_hermione then realizes her whole world is a lie, and proceeds to turn back into an owl_
Plot twist, Hermione is an animagus and can turn into an owl.
@@rhiannon2933 plot twist: hermione is an owl that was transfigured into a human
@@rhiannon2933 Beat me to it... by umpteen seconds.
Hermione is an owl, and she’s the only one who doesn’t realize
@Ekansh Suthar the maledictus curse also has a chance of ending in death (ex: Astoria Greengrass) so yeah
sadly im such a pottrrhead that none of these are out of context - i remember all the lines, scenes and context
literally me
same ;-;
Same! Not one is out of context
Same!
I remember every movie fully. Actually every movie I’ve ever seen. You remember just scenes? Amateur
How did literally *nobody* do "mY fATheR WilL hEaR aBOuT tHIs"
@Emily Melendrez Or "Always"
@@elizabethfielder574 the youtuber doesn’t want any quotes that are memorable
I wanna write,“Hello darling, fancy a drink?”, “THATS MY GIRLFRIEND YOU NUMPTY” or “Na for the records I’ve always found him interesting”
IK THATS WHAT I WAS THINKINGGGG
“so, how was it? kissing cho?”
“wet.”
she was crying wasnt she
@@ThreeFunnySisters yup... nothing else
@@dddsddbdb definitely nothing else....
nah cuz ron actually thought it's in the dirty way in the book 😦
“Well you’ve been snagging her for three months!”
“Who are *you* talking about?”
“Oh...i don’t know...maybe LORD VOLDEMORT!”
Ron...
HHAHAHAHS I DIED
Me: ummm
@RyAnne Gray tysm!
RONDEMORT CONFIRMED WHERE ARE THE FANFIC WRITERS AT?
@@aa.s.7065 dun dun dun!
“YOU FILTHY HALF-BLOOD”
Voldy/riddle being a half blood: 👁👄👁
Oh no. Bella insulted her own master
just after he tried to kill harry bellatrix has to insult him lol
Well, few people know, also he's apparently slytherin's heir so they're like :| :D "Well, a'ight." And he isn't a blood traitor or whatever. Still funny lol.
Oh, but Bella doesn’t know that, does she?
Fun fact:
In the book, when Bellatrix calls him a “filthy half-blood,” Harry’s response is to point out that Voldemort’s a half-blood as well, then tauntingly ask if he never told her.
Draco: "Yeeeees you're not dangerous at all are you? You great ugly brute!"
Harry: "No offense but I really don't care."
This is perfect
ikr
Cant believe ppl forgot
' oi hermionie- you're a girl'
Oof yes lmao
how can someone forget this scene😂
its in an another video
Well spotted
"Yeah well spotted!"
Hermione: im not an owl!
Harry: *you wish*
Harry: she's been snogging u for 3 months
Ron: who are u talking about?
Harry: *idk, maybe lord voldemort*
*After that hundreds of Pottahs*
Hermione: I'm not an owl!
Harry: you wish!
Is this the Harry Potter alternate universe?
“There will be no foolish wand waving in this class”
“ Not to mention the pincers!”
Bellatrix: "YOU FILTHY HALF BLOOD!"
Voldemort: );
Who does she call filthy half-blood? I can't remember.
@@Gabriela.Lamira I think it was Harry but it's been awhile (EDIT) Can confirm it was Harry.
@@nathanwoods9225 Oh, thank you.
So Harry's mother being a wizard wasn't enough for Bellatrix pure-blood mania mind, due to Lily's blood. Grandparents for Bella are taken into account too...
@@Gabriela.Lamira yeah but I have a feeling petunia being her sister was also a reason too because Lily was the only witch I believe in that family
Technically, Voldemort is a half-blood. Kinda weird he didn't got offended lol
“Turn to page 394”
Me: * Turns to page 394 in the nearest book available*
The book was about animals. Page 394 had a picture of a wolf. *Illuminati Confirmed*
Omg😂
The book is cursed
omg- wasn't snape teaching a lesson about werewolves (I probably just pointed out the obvious but still)
@@blueberrymuffin4921 Yes he was. And yes you did :)
Page 394 in the Prisoner of Azkaban book (at least the US copy) is when they use the Time Turner
"She's been snogging you for three months"
"Who re you talking about? "
"I dont know.. maybe *LorD vOLdeMoRT* ?"
Edit: hahahha what just happened? I wrote this comment entirely randomly and i never thought I'd get this much likes! ^-^
Lol i laughed so hard at that
Perfect timing
im glad i wasnt the only one to notice that
Lol that was hilarious
I was looking for this comment and it was one of the first ones I saw😂
I was so hoping there would be "why are we all standing round this manky old boot?" lol that's my favourite line from the whole series
You should have done this:
“TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!”
“No offense, but I really don’t care”
“I’m not an owl!”
*”you wish.”*
over used but right
H - *"Oh yeah she's only been snogging you for about three months."*
R - *"wHo aRE yOU tALkInG aBOuT?"*
H - *"oH I dUnnO, mYbe lOrD vOldEmOrT."*
(since someone else wrote this comment as well, I'll add another one:
AW - What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
Harry+Me - **Internal screaming intensifies**)
Ron: *surprised pikachu face*
@Lavanya Krishnan ??
*Harry and Ginny just literally making out* ..... George: “Mooorning.”
thank you guys so much for 3k likes on my comment, have a great day!❤️
That's probably one of my favorite scenes ngl
😅😅😅
In the book, it was Ron who interrupted them snogging.....
@@marzukazayan2266 lmao
I love that scene so much🤣 they actually aren't dating then....oop.
Ginny: *sees George and leaves*
Harry: *is confusion*
George: M O R N I N G
Harry: oh hi um yeah I'll go now-
"My wand! Look at my wand!"
"Is- is that a student?!"
HAHA i love how it’s, “IM NOT AND OWL!” and then, “you wish”
Harry: She’s been snogging you for three months
Ron: Who you talking about?
*moves onto next scene*
Harry: Oh, I don’t know- Lord Voldemort
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS HILARIOUS
NO UR NOT😂
I was legit looking for this comment
i- this exact fucking comment was posted 23hrs ago-
It's a copy🙄🙄
No ur not 😭😭
Hermione: "is that really what my hair looks like from back?"
Severus snape: "feeling sentimental?"
Harry: "sPeCtAcUlAr"
Harry: I very well hope so, she’s been snogging you for three months.
Ron: Who are you talking about?
Harry: Oh I don’t know, maybe...Lord Voldemort?
Ron: I-
Lmfao
XD
Lmao
Mcgonagall: ex- ExPlAiN yOuRsElF!
“She’s been snogging you for 3 months. Who are you talking about? *lord Voldemort* “
3:13 is probably my favorite quote in the entire series, it's just so great, even with context
“The Ministry doesn’t send people to Azkaban for blowing up their aunts.”
The perfect timing of this part: ( 1:58 thru 2:01 )
Draco: Pottah!
Hermione: I'M NOT AN OWL!
Harry: You wish
It sounds like Draco is saying who is telling who it is so, Hermione is mad, and Harry is like, "You wish you weren't an owl."
@CoolFoxy02 My brain is making things up again, don't mind me.
Yeah like Hermione is all fed up of
"Pottah Pottah"
So out of frustration she says "I'M NOT AN OWL!"
Then Harry goes "You wish"
LMFAO I UNDERSTAND YOU DW
@@ackerwoman16 😁
@@Aleesia2007 me havng a sezare, nut enderstundeng elesh, surry i dunt no elesh
@@Aleesia2007 am espanol
"anything mad and hairy loose in the castle" IM DEAD
3:45 Look who's saying that, Bellatrix being obsessed with and following Voldemort for probably like 20 years, who's a half-blood. Not to mention she also has a daughter who's a half-blood as, her daughter was from Voldemort.
Dumbledore: Alas! Earwax!
Dumbledore: (Keeps on chewing as though enjoying it)
finally another discord video, and i was in it, yay!
69 likes, I'm gonna ruin it-
@@theeman2577 you didn’t 😳
I like how, once in the discord, you can recognize everyone lmao.
IKRR
“ I very well hope so she’s been snogging you for three months”
“Who are you talking about?”
“Idk maybe Lord Voldemort”
2:51 that cracked me up
I was hoping someone else caught it!
*2:51
"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET FIRE?"
Asked Dumbledore calmly
voldy:avada kedavra
minerva:ive always wanted to do that spell
"COME PLAY WITH THE BIG BOYS" I'M DEAD
“IM NOT AN OWL”
“You wish”
So she IS an owl??
Hermowl confirmed
At the one part, the word "Pottah" didn't sound like a word anymore XD
2:53
WB's variation of "I missed the part where that's my problem."
"There's something to think about. Now off to bed, pip-pip"
“Feeling sentimental?”
“sPeCtAcuLAr”
Kill us faster...OH no I can't relax...
Ron is literally everybody in exam hall😂
Haa haa too funny 😂😂🤣🤣
AHHH LOLLL
*oh now I can relax
1:27 I like how he sounds genuinely concerned/confused
Harry: DIAGONALLY
*Burns*
Me: Should've said parallel dude
"What happened down in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrel is a complete secret. So naturally the whole school knows."
*Oh my God.*
Is it just me or...
"She's been snogging you for three months"
"Who're you talking about?"
"I dunno... maybe, LORD VOLDEMORT."
"I'M NOT AN OWL"
"you wish"
Hahahahahaha
I laughed too hard
"I'm not an owl🦉"
"You wish!"
The way you arranged this is killing me!
"I very well hope so, she's been snogging you for three months"
"Who are you talking about...?"
*"Oh, I don't know, maybe... LORD VOLDEMORT?"*
This comment is gold
Will you stop eating? you best friend is missing. turn around you lunatic.
Who are you talking about?
*Oh I don't know, maybe Lord Voldemort!*
Ronald.....something u care to explain??
@Lavanya Krishnan u probably did😂. I really only ever watch Harry Potter vids hehe. Do you watch Harry Potter theroy? I watch those a lot.
@Lavanya Krishnan awesome!
Ron: 5 galleons?? but I'm your brother?!
Fred and George: *10 galleons*
1:52 Top 10 rappers Eminem was afraid to diss
Hermione: I AM NOT AN OWL
Harry: You wish...
Me: Do they go together...?
01:59
Hermione: I'm not an owl!
Harry: You wish!
Harry: shes been snogging you for three months!
Ron: who are you talking about??
Harry: oh idk...MaYbE LoRd vOlDeMoRt?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Ron:😳
Hermione: IM NOT AN OWL
Harry: YoU WiSh!
*credit to all other comments like this one*
"I hope so, she's been snogging you for three months."
"Who are you talking about?"
*"Oh, I don't know, Lord Voldemort."*
2:12
“Silence” said Dumbledore calmly
wrong time
“ *IM NOT AN OWL* “
Next clip moves on...
“ *YoU wIsH...* “
No one:
Hermione, with the most serious look on her face: I think that's funny.
“I very well hope so, she’s been snogging you for three months.”
“Who’re you talking about?”
“Oh, I don’t know, maybe Lord Voldemort?”
can we just appreciate how beautifully the lines are paired with each other, this couldn't have been an accident
"I very well hope so, she's been snogging you for three months"
"Who are you talking about?"
"I don't know, maybe, Lord Voldemort?"
"She's been snogging you for three months"
"Who are you talking about? "
"I don't know.. maybe Lord Voldemort"
Voldemort the dark lord more like Voldemort the gay lord
Hermiany: I’m not an owl
Harry: you wish
Harmony: still owl
Harmony Hermiany
Your english hurts my brain
NICE HERMIANY AND HARMONY
Yo, you spelled Hermonynynany wrong!
@@GloomyFish Hagid, Dumbuldoor, Roneld, Hermiany, Jinny, *_POTTAH_***, Snake, Voldmorte, ***_SHOELACE_*
I waited for "Dumbledore asked calmly" .
"im holy fred, get it?"
"i'll be in my room making no noise and pretending that i don't exist"
No one:
Absolutely not one soul:
Belatrix: I kIlLeD sIrIuS bLaCk!!!
"You can't be touched"
"I can touch you now"
Out of context is really funny
Ron: “who are you talking about?”
Harry: “oh i dont know maybe....lord voldemort?”
reply to this if you're in the video :)
YAY
:)
yayayyayaya
.o.
@Manasvi Gupta Don't we all?
“I very well hope so she’s been snogging you for the past 3 months.”
“Who are you talking about?”
“Oh, I don’t know.. maybe..... Lord Voldemort?”
This is like the best thing ever lmao I have actually never been in a video before so yeah thanks lol uwu
no One:
Absolute no one
Draco :PoThaH
And "my father will hear about this"
2:58 It actually maked sense!
"Well I very well hope so, she has been snogging you for three months"
"Who are you talking about? "
"Oh, I dont know, mAyBe LoRd vOlDeMoRt"
That got me
Harry : “ what’s this rubbish”
Me: “ whats this rubbish he says”
With or without context, this describes the franchise entirely.
Also did you notice when Harry went up to bow to buckbeak, buckbeak pooped?
Omg really???? If only Draco had noticed that😂😂😂
😂😂 ikr
Wait a minute...I just re watched the video and there was no scene where Harry was bowing down...it was Draco was going to but not bow down...and buckbeak didn't do anything..
Did you mean it from the movie in general?
@@seemagarg5960 yeah not at the exact moment when harry was bowing down but when hagrid was introducing buckbeak....yes it was pooping
@@ackerwoman16 oh damn😂😂😂
The way Harry says "Sir!" at 0:31...So funny!!!
HAHA THE WAY THESE SOUND TOGETHER “i very well hope so, she’s been snogging you for 3 months” “who are you talking about?” “oh, i don’t know, maybe... lord voldemort” BAHAHAH
ive seen these movies so many times i can play out the entire scene in my head from just these short, out of context clips.
_the fact that most of us still understood it perfectly_
I can't believe I was in thisss
My Mom: I-Is that your brother
Me: Techinicaly, it's a ferret