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  • pretty much 'harry potter out of context' but part three. if you want to participate in similar videos such as this, join the discord server!
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  • @Burto11
    @Burto11 3 роки тому +10816

    Hermione: "YOU ATTACKED A TEACHER!!"
    Also Hermione: *paralyzes Neville*
    *Sets Snape on fire*
    *Assaults Draco*
    *Robs a bank*
    *Commits identity fraud*
    *Joins illegal organisation*
    *Steals from the ministry*

    • @shreberry5164
      @shreberry5164 3 роки тому +261

      She has to or Voldemort wins

    • @narcissamalfoy6063
      @narcissamalfoy6063 3 роки тому +170

      @@shreberry5164 Shouldve just let voldemort win in my opinion🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @IzzyKawaiichi
      @IzzyKawaiichi 3 роки тому +589

      Kept a journalist in a jar for a year

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 3 роки тому +110

      @@IzzyKawaiichi Kidnapping and blackmail, fair enough

    • @soutimukhopadhyay3940
      @soutimukhopadhyay3940 3 роки тому +304

      *Proceeds to become Minister for Magic* ... the ultimate badass

  • @thetrickster7944
    @thetrickster7944 3 роки тому +5831

    "I will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist"
    Snape you've got the wrong Dark Arts in mind!

    • @aveenazhao1831
      @aveenazhao1831 3 роки тому +138

      OMG 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @purvi110
      @purvi110 3 роки тому +61

      LMAOO

    • @zerolayne8245
      @zerolayne8245 3 роки тому +174

      I wouldn't mind taking that course. ಡuಡ

    • @vandemark1760
      @vandemark1760 3 роки тому +55

      Oh Lord, I'm still laughing 😂😂😂

    • @sadiesstuff4270
      @sadiesstuff4270 3 роки тому +40

      🤣🤣🤣 these comments are killing me eeeeeee

  • @naehra_kitsune
    @naehra_kitsune Рік тому +784

    "I will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist. Prepare yourself!" That one out of context is GOLD 🤣🤣🤣

    • @alienorcatsim4136
      @alienorcatsim4136 5 місяців тому +11

      Yeah 😂😂

    • @billyrangel5609
      @billyrangel5609 3 місяці тому +3

      Sexual jokes are sin

    • @naehra_kitsune
      @naehra_kitsune 3 місяці тому +25

      @@billyrangel5609 The second degree is obviously something you don't have. You know, get a little loose and not be a killjoy? Anyways have a nice day hooman.

    • @Owillowwally
      @Owillowwally 2 місяці тому +6

      How didn’t he crack to laughter after saying that 😂

    • @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart
      @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart Місяць тому

      My Ex was making love with me back in the day she rode a top of me spread her arms and yelled at the top of her voice Woooooh! I then replied remember proper etiquette! Get on your knees and bow 😂

  • @lohwanyenqihuaps5746
    @lohwanyenqihuaps5746 2 роки тому +1807

    "oh dear boy, we don't send people to azkaban for blowing up their aunts." That line will forever be my favourite

    • @kfiraltberger552
      @kfiraltberger552 7 місяців тому +32

      Now imagine if he didn't say up

    • @megaman37456
      @megaman37456 7 місяців тому +34

      The irony is that is EXACTLY why they send people to Azkaban, although using a different version of "blow up" more like TNT than balloon.

    • @ikr233
      @ikr233 2 місяці тому +9

      meanwhile sirius getting sent to azkaban bc everyone thought he blowed pettigrew up

    • @PsychSoldier756
      @PsychSoldier756 19 днів тому +1

      @@ikr233him and a street full of muggles

  • @macyshintaffer8922
    @macyshintaffer8922 2 роки тому +12934

    I love the quote in the Sorcerer’s stone when Dumbledore says, “What happened down in the dungeon between you and Quirrell is a complete secret. So, naturally, the whole school knows.”

    • @samuelmcentire7727
      @samuelmcentire7727 2 роки тому +80

      666th like😈

    • @RichardMontgomeryYT
      @RichardMontgomeryYT 2 роки тому +568

      Silly American, calling it the sorcerer's stone

    • @quill7889
      @quill7889 2 роки тому +206

      @@RichardMontgomeryYT philosophers stone = sorcerers stone

    • @RichardMontgomeryYT
      @RichardMontgomeryYT 2 роки тому +142

      @@quill7889 no shit

    • @quill7889
      @quill7889 2 роки тому +62

      @@RichardMontgomeryYT ? then what was the point of the comment lmfaoo

  • @phoenixsword2452
    @phoenixsword2452 3 роки тому +5515

    "I'll show you mine if you show me yours!"
    Sir, he is 14 years old...

  • @YuraGacha
    @YuraGacha 7 місяців тому +256

    "I didn't know you could read"
    - Draco Malfoy
    Fav line ever

  • @KhloeeTheCookie
    @KhloeeTheCookie 3 місяці тому +60

    "Why is it when something happens it's always you three?"
    -Professer McGonagall

  • @whynotfilms8608
    @whynotfilms8608 3 роки тому +9168

    “I will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist. Prepare yourself” is so funny out of context 😂

    • @bryanlemmens68
      @bryanlemmens68 3 роки тому +447

      Same with borrowing wood

    • @Reszig22
      @Reszig22 3 роки тому +303

      Acio lube?

    • @ricetomeatyou852
      @ricetomeatyou852 3 роки тому +182

      I definitely plan to use that line next time someone brings up Harry Potter quotes

    • @joeyhahm713
      @joeyhahm713 3 роки тому +430

      this one only gets better when followed by "pull out your wand..POTTER!"

    • @87crowhat54
      @87crowhat54 3 роки тому +404

      “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours “

  • @artsyediting6449
    @artsyediting6449 3 роки тому +10144

    "if you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet" is just as weird WITH context

  • @AFGuidesHD
    @AFGuidesHD 7 місяців тому +256

    Voldemort's laugh is more like AEHAEHAE rather than hehehe

    • @doyoureallyknowdaway
      @doyoureallyknowdaway 18 днів тому +1

      I can do the laugh better then Ll the boys in my class
      YEH HEH HEH

  • @olliegodfrey482
    @olliegodfrey482 Рік тому +127

    Harry: Your never gonna let him forget this are you?
    Fred and George: NEVER

  • @glarcier4398
    @glarcier4398 3 роки тому +3355

    "I will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist."
    Someone wrote that line. Somebody else saw it and was like "yeah, let's film that"

    • @darksecret6050
      @darksecret6050 3 роки тому +65

      Exactly wth were they thinking

    • @zinfidelbeats
      @zinfidelbeats 3 роки тому +73

      Are you the people who haven’t seen Harry Potter? Lol the line is “I will attempt to penetrate your mind”

    • @darkySp
      @darkySp 2 роки тому +149

      There's "your mind" after "penetrate", although with a pause in between. Cutting odd those 2 words just makes a complete 180 lol

    • @cozyflurry
      @cozyflurry 2 роки тому +5

      Oof

    • @neon_lights
      @neon_lights 2 роки тому +23

      I think they probably knew exactly what they were doing 😰

  • @destructiveraider
    @destructiveraider 3 роки тому +7693

    "Take out... Your wand."
    " *Pleasure* ."

    • @jasmineriddle921
      @jasmineriddle921 3 роки тому +345

      THATS WHAT I THOUGHT IM LIKE DAMN THAT WAS DIRTY

    • @jak.cr1ym
      @jak.cr1ym 3 роки тому +57

      LMAOOOO

    • @carmen7551
      @carmen7551 3 роки тому +61

      i literally DIED while watching this oml

    • @rummusawa
      @rummusawa 3 роки тому +14

      LMAOOOOOO

    • @nolifegirlie
      @nolifegirlie 3 роки тому +24

      @@jasmineriddle921 well damn-

  • @anyaleahy4540
    @anyaleahy4540 Рік тому +105

    “Fight back you coward” was so pained, perfectly acted out

  • @KoibitoL
    @KoibitoL 2 роки тому +154

    Voldemort laugh thing and Ron saying “mental that one, I’m telling you” is perfect 😂 (2:26)

  • @theoosborne-mckeogh9822
    @theoosborne-mckeogh9822 3 роки тому +9407

    Hermione:She only likes you because she thinks you're the chosen one
    Harry: but I am the chosen one
    Hermione:📒
    Harry: right sorry

    • @wonder5474
      @wonder5474 3 роки тому +110

      Uh.....kidding

    • @Liyaabdoola
      @Liyaabdoola 3 роки тому +165

      I loved that scene 😂

    • @aksharakale4811
      @aksharakale4811 3 роки тому +136

      That scene is ✨ gold ✨

    • @aksharakale4811
      @aksharakale4811 3 роки тому +21

      @@Liyaabdoola same

    • @noac.d.1720
      @noac.d.1720 3 роки тому +55

      It's so stupid I perfectly remembering the scene while I read it

  • @the_daniel3650
    @the_daniel3650 2 роки тому +3890

    "I will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist. Prepare yourself"
    That shit had me on the fucking floor

  • @SofiaMarie5678
    @SofiaMarie5678 3 місяці тому +26

    "You, You foul, loathsome, evil little COCKROACH!" Is forever my favorite Hermione line😂 2:25 and the way it cuts from "ÆHEHEH" to "Mental that one, im tellin ya"

  • @lonekpopper3471
    @lonekpopper3471 2 роки тому +43

    I was waiting for "She really needs to sort out her priorities" and "Why spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?" Ron is a gem haha

  • @mikzieeeee
    @mikzieeeee 3 роки тому +4118

    "Dobby never meant to kill. Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injured." will always be my fave line HAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @potato-phobia85yearsago27
      @potato-phobia85yearsago27 3 роки тому +52

      𝗱𝗼𝗯𝗯𝘆𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲

    • @narcissamalfoy6063
      @narcissamalfoy6063 3 роки тому +49

      mines is from my sister, bellatrix ,"I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK, I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK. COME AND GET ME" its so funny

    • @jonathanclive7213
      @jonathanclive7213 3 роки тому +21

      Dobby in the second year:*Almost break Ron's ribs

    • @Sidiciousify
      @Sidiciousify 3 роки тому +7

      Its maim or seriously injure ffs

    • @ilovecucumbers15
      @ilovecucumbers15 3 роки тому +6

      @@narcissamalfoy6063 👀

  • @kitxssr
    @kitxssr 3 роки тому +3099

    “remember to say it clearly”
    harry: *”diagonally”*

  • @aashizplanet7513
    @aashizplanet7513 9 місяців тому +25

    I love the transition from voldy laughing to Ron going 'mental that one' and snape going 'take out you're wand' and hermione saying 'pleasure'

  • @brenna_boop6341
    @brenna_boop6341 Рік тому +32

    Idk why but seeing the twins yelling “NICE ONE DRAGON!!” Really got me lmao

  • @jimmythegrunt7371
    @jimmythegrunt7371 3 роки тому +2200

    Hermione: "Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?"
    Moody: "Technically it's a ferret!"

    • @stereo..typess
      @stereo..typess 3 роки тому +75

      Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother.

    • @ackerwoman16
      @ackerwoman16 3 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Briar_Kerbo
      @Briar_Kerbo 3 роки тому +4

      I mean--

    • @todotodolikesyou9518
      @todotodolikesyou9518 3 роки тому +34

      2:36
      Voldemort: nEHEHEHE!
      Ron: _Mental, that one..._

    • @PrivateDaisy
      @PrivateDaisy 3 роки тому +10

      @@todotodolikesyou9518 this text alone made me wheeze 4:24

  • @simii6936
    @simii6936 3 роки тому +3686

    "YoU aTtAcKeD a TeAcHeR"
    - also hermione setting fire to snapes robes a couple of years ago

  • @xX_Akira_
    @xX_Akira_ 10 місяців тому +31

    3:12 looks like he already is in one-

    • @veiyafa8952
      @veiyafa8952 20 днів тому +1

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HELPP

  • @AyoKasdeya
    @AyoKasdeya 7 місяців тому +17

    3:51 "Alas, earwax" IM WHEEZING PLEASE

  • @shinlyjia8078
    @shinlyjia8078 3 роки тому +6956

    “Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?”- Arthur Weasley, Chamber of Secrets.

    • @yummydragon8533
      @yummydragon8533 3 роки тому +233

      even muggles can't answer that

    • @yourlocalrainwing1358
      @yourlocalrainwing1358 3 роки тому +99

      @@yummydragon8533 a rubber duck is a children’s toy that kids play with in the bath tub. And that answer comes from a wizard

    • @sophiabrowning7564
      @sophiabrowning7564 3 роки тому +19

      @@yourlocalrainwing1358 He/She was just joking

    • @yourlocalrainwing1358
      @yourlocalrainwing1358 3 роки тому +16

      @@sophiabrowning7564 ik

    • @user-he3dt3um5h
      @user-he3dt3um5h 3 роки тому +30

      you forgot the aggressive bite he takes after

  • @leilamanchino
    @leilamanchino 3 роки тому +2082

    NO WHAT ABOUT “yOur bOdy WILL dEcAaAy, bUt yOuR sPiRiT LiNgErS oOoOoN”

    • @leilamanchino
      @leilamanchino 3 роки тому +5

      @ManyGamesGaming ! HAHAHAHA YES

    • @VS-xh7ys
      @VS-xh7ys 3 роки тому +3

      Yesss..... Exactly

    • @emmaw5442
      @emmaw5442 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂 that’s one of my favorites

    • @Briar_Kerbo
      @Briar_Kerbo 3 роки тому +10

      Your body
      will *Decaaay*
      But your spirit
      Lingers *onnnn*

    • @fuckwit107
      @fuckwit107 3 роки тому +5

      That whole monologue is SO fucking funny

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix 2 роки тому +17

    i love how characters can repeat dialogue and the entire fandom can know exactly which one we're talking about

  • @annabelleroberge2254
    @annabelleroberge2254 7 місяців тому +4

    My favourite scene is when McGonnagal says "I've always wanted to use that spell"

  • @dawsonkeith9506
    @dawsonkeith9506 3 роки тому +6626

    “I will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist. Prepare yourself!”
    I’m laughing so hard.

    • @sougol248
      @sougol248 3 роки тому +231

      I haven’t had a proper sword fight in years

    • @megsterbbb
      @megsterbbb 3 роки тому +174

      Haven't seen it, don't know the context, not sure if I want to know the context

    • @taylorjones213
      @taylorjones213 3 роки тому +192

      SAME BAHAHAHA I WAS LIKE UMMM THAT SOUNDS SO BAD OUT OF CONTEXT

    • @lulolie
      @lulolie 3 роки тому +246

      *”Take out your wand.”*

    • @exelltori7328
      @exelltori7328 3 роки тому +101

      @@megsterbbb Uhm so the actual context wasn't bad... It was Snape teaching Harry how to block his mind from Voldemort's mind (kind of like what happened in Star Wars with Rey and Kylo)

  • @shamiluro3633
    @shamiluro3633 3 роки тому +4634

    Voldemort: *laughing maniacally*
    Ron: MeNTaL that one, I’m telling yA

    • @littlemixhpfriends7304
      @littlemixhpfriends7304 2 роки тому +26

      😂😂😂

    • @SlytherinSkittle
      @SlytherinSkittle 2 роки тому +6

      yeas, I quite agree with Ron, he’s totally mental..

    • @noatheangel
      @noatheangel 2 роки тому +81

      he *needs* to sort out his priorities

    • @mra2485
      @mra2485 2 роки тому +10

      Hehehe

    • @YautjaSpacePirate
      @YautjaSpacePirate 2 роки тому +5

      He needs sulfer hexaflouride to deepen his laugh! He sounds like an old man laughing to himself! 🤣

  • @Random._.sh.t.-.
    @Random._.sh.t.-. 7 місяців тому +9

    “Dudley:Wake up cousin we’re going to the zoo”
    “Harry: I’m already in one with you here”

  • @book_aholic623
    @book_aholic623 6 місяців тому +2

    my favorite is “anything off the trolley dears”

  • @guidingkeyblade7834
    @guidingkeyblade7834 3 роки тому +1697

    1:58 "Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?"
    *Dumbledore asked calmly*

    • @exelltori7328
      @exelltori7328 3 роки тому +53

      THE REFERENCES ARE STRONG WITH THIS ONE

    • @sabadaqqa9662
      @sabadaqqa9662 3 роки тому +16

      more like dumbledore pushes harry aggressively

    • @darkestnightproductions
      @darkestnightproductions 3 роки тому +14

      Why did they make it so different from the book😂😂😂

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 3 роки тому +8

      "Calm as a cucumber" as one commenter put it.

    • @microwave9996
      @microwave9996 3 роки тому +5

      *C A L M L Y*

  • @zman4002
    @zman4002 3 роки тому +4274

    I swear the cast had fun saying their lines
    "I will attempt to penetrate"
    "I can touch you now"
    "Take out your wand"
    "Can I borrow Wood for a moment"
    "You're supposed to stroke it"
    Edit: I'm adding a few more good ones from the replies
    "I'll show you mine if you show me yours"
    "Grab it firmly, you don't want to be slipping off"
    "Doesn't mean you have to whip your wands out for everything"
    "How was it, Harry?" "Wet"
    "It happened right here, in this very cubicle"
    Bonus: Dudley's nickname in the fifth book is "Big D"

    • @_....cl0wns130
      @_....cl0wns130 3 роки тому +455

      "IlL sHOw yOu mInE iF yOu sHOw mE yOuRs"

    • @exelltori7328
      @exelltori7328 3 роки тому +304

      0:11 'cOmE aNd JoIn ThE bIg BoYs!'

    • @spiderjuless
      @spiderjuless 3 роки тому +52

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @khloeg1649
      @khloeg1649 3 роки тому +40

      oh no. oh no. oh no. kvhfhfgf

    • @amandasoddy9372
      @amandasoddy9372 3 роки тому +113

      I mean, that's one way -or many ways- to ruin Harry Potter for someone.

  • @irisnicolesnape8176
    @irisnicolesnape8176 2 роки тому +6

    The "I'll show you mine if you show me youuurss" THAT KILLED ME IT SOUNDS LIKE THE WRONG THING

  • @_71921
    @_71921 5 місяців тому +4

    Voldemort: *darkest and strongest wizard of the 1980s*
    Also Voldemort before getting defeated by a highschooler: AEHHEHAHEHHEHAHEHEE 😛

  • @nisepahinisepahi2705
    @nisepahinisepahi2705 3 роки тому +3131

    I would have got confused if I didn't know harry potter

    • @alishadigitaldiaries
      @alishadigitaldiaries 3 роки тому +2

      Mee too lol

    • @BATMADZ_
      @BATMADZ_ 3 роки тому +4

      I really don't think you should send it to someone who hasn't watched Harry Potter unless they're never gonna watch it lol

    • @animebooklover8830
      @animebooklover8830 3 роки тому +2

      i always view it as if ive never seen it and how others would feel if they didnt watch it

    • @drunkydrunk2351
      @drunkydrunk2351 3 роки тому +3

      I think everybody knows HP, but many of them, didn't bother to watch movies nor read the books...

    • @nisepahinisepahi2705
      @nisepahinisepahi2705 3 роки тому +2

      @lunar prewett yeah I mean that's why everyone shall watch hp lol

  • @shawtybae7848
    @shawtybae7848 3 роки тому +2291

    “YeA, I’ve bEEn BeAteN lOaDs of TiMes mnhmm”

  • @Me_like_Jaguar
    @Me_like_Jaguar 2 місяці тому +4

    The all time best quote is 'can i have a look at uranus, too, lavander?' --says Ron

  • @LoneStarRathalos
    @LoneStarRathalos Рік тому +7

    Never ben so proud to understand EVERY single quote in a series in my life (and I've memorized a lot)!

  • @etirobi8845
    @etirobi8845 3 роки тому +5091

    In the books, back from his first kiss with Cho, when Harry got asked by ron what it was like and Harry answered «Wet, because she was crying.» That line was gold!

    • @AxA7169
      @AxA7169 3 роки тому +93

      My fav line in the whole series 😌

    • @djbella
      @djbella 2 роки тому +210

      and ron thought disgusting until harry clarified lol

    • @armario2
      @armario2 2 роки тому +14

      @SunsetCrossing it is.

    • @eraavdiu1869
      @eraavdiu1869 2 роки тому +16

      @@djbella i found it gross too😂

    • @djbella
      @djbella 2 роки тому +5

      @@eraavdiu1869 🤣

  • @Sirens_kai
    @Sirens_kai 3 роки тому +2086

    I have a quote
    “But you can’t deny, Dumbledores got style”

    • @desirod_15
      @desirod_15 3 роки тому +16

      yasss

    • @alexredden414
      @alexredden414 3 роки тому +14

      I remember that. It was kingsley in the 5th movie wasn't it? It wasnt in the book cuz he knocked them out.

    • @Sirens_kai
      @Sirens_kai 3 роки тому +10

      @@alexredden414 I read the book recently and Kingsley said it in the book too, right at the end of the chapter :)

    • @ChannelOfilliusion
      @ChannelOfilliusion 3 роки тому +21

      @@Sirens_kai it was sir phineas nigelus or somethin like that. The moving photo of a slytherin headmaster.

    • @mynameis1517
      @mynameis1517 3 роки тому +7

      @@Sirens_kai ya bro, didnt read carefully enough ig. It was sir phineas nigellus, the least popular grandmaster of hogwarts and a great great...grandfather of sirius black

  • @korliyon2283
    @korliyon2283 Рік тому +3

    Harry: "Stay close to me."
    Lily: "Always."
    Snape: "Always."

  • @Orgeifex
    @Orgeifex 7 місяців тому +2

    We need a part two with all these comments!!!

  • @sofiaschaffer
    @sofiaschaffer 3 роки тому +1990

    “And I’ll be in my bedroom. Making no noise and pretending I don’t exist” this is my fav line ever hahaha

  • @nikitak3203
    @nikitak3203 3 роки тому +557

    "Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?" Dumbledore asked calmly.

  • @glueexz
    @glueexz 2 роки тому +1

    “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours” PLS- I NEVER REALISED HOW DIRTY THAT LINE WAS

    • @billyrangel5609
      @billyrangel5609 3 місяці тому +1

      Sexual jokes are sin

    • @glueexz
      @glueexz 3 місяці тому

      @@billyrangel5609 mb buddy I was a whole different person a year ago

  • @ianrocha9138
    @ianrocha9138 Рік тому +1

    This brought me so much joy and brightened up my day! Thank you!

  • @user-wo6vb6ep7k
    @user-wo6vb6ep7k 3 роки тому +767

    Snape: Take out your wand
    Hermione: Pleasure

    • @SnowyBlitzx777
      @SnowyBlitzx777 3 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @chnlezz
      @chnlezz 3 роки тому +6

      Well.. What was I supposed to say?..

    • @user-wo6vb6ep7k
      @user-wo6vb6ep7k 3 роки тому +1

      @@chnlezz No offence thats what you would have said in class anyways

    • @billyrangel5609
      @billyrangel5609 3 місяці тому

      Sexual jokes are sin

  • @user-wx4sn6ve8y
    @user-wx4sn6ve8y 3 роки тому +734

    "Oh no, I killed Harry Potter"
    >Neville never understood why he had such high grades at potions from this point on

  • @-Night_Runner-
    @-Night_Runner- 20 днів тому +2

    Dudley: WAKE UP POTTER! WE'RE GOING TO THE ZOO!
    Harry: I already live in one...

  • @RoKai329
    @RoKai329 Рік тому +1

    "Nice one, James!"
    Will always, and I reaffirm, ALWAYS break my heart

  • @ellieevergreen6565
    @ellieevergreen6565 3 роки тому +700

    I see how “I’ve killed Harry Potter” can be confusing

    • @erinfaye2780
      @erinfaye2780 3 роки тому +19

      I love telling people who haven't read the books or watch the movies that Harry Potter dies in the end.

    • @mya-6558
      @mya-6558 3 роки тому

      @Wretman no?? he doesnt??

    • @heinoseidler6701
      @heinoseidler6701 3 роки тому +12

      @@mya-6558 well he kinda does-

    • @mya-6558
      @mya-6558 3 роки тому

      @@heinoseidler6701 when?

    • @user-dg8nm9zr7i
      @user-dg8nm9zr7i 3 роки тому +4

      probably the time when he 'died' when Voldemort killed the horcrux inside Harry.

  • @lilyofthevalley9566
    @lilyofthevalley9566 2 роки тому +2252

    Snape: “Look at you two quarreling like an old married couple…”
    Sirius: “wHy DoNt YoU rUn AlOnG aNd PlAy WiTh YoUr ChEmIsTrY sEt??”
    Remus: “Sirius be quiet.”
    Sirus: “bE qUiEt YoUrSeLf ReMuS-“

    • @ToSP.
      @ToSP. Рік тому +12

      Where was this

    • @BELLA-pp1mr
      @BELLA-pp1mr Рік тому +60

      @@ToSP. the shrieking shack scene in prisoner of azkaban

    • @ssstarmann
      @ssstarmann Рік тому +22

      No he said that Remus and he were engaged not the chemistry set :(((

    • @Yunnjiinnn
      @Yunnjiinnn 7 місяців тому

      AHAHSGSGSWHBDSHBXHEBCIRJFIRBCIRJCRIC

    • @Ella_1929
      @Ella_1929 7 місяців тому +8

      Bro made Snape point 😭

  • @korecores
    @korecores Рік тому +3

    "i'll show you mine if you show me yours" can be taken wayy out of context

  • @bassyxgrelle8659
    @bassyxgrelle8659 2 роки тому +3

    "I will attempt to penetrate. You will attempt to resist. Prepare yourself." Has absolute gods awful connotations out of context and then you realize they're talking about mind reading and shielding your mind from mind readers :')

  • @Briar_Kerbo
    @Briar_Kerbo 3 роки тому +2630

    Nobody:
    Fuckin not one:
    Not even the Chosen One himself:
    Voldemort: hEHEHE

  • @randomvideos-qz2pt
    @randomvideos-qz2pt 2 роки тому +1163

    “You applied for the defense against the dark arts post first is that correct?”
    “...”
    “Yes.”
    “But you were unsuccessful?”
    “Obviously.”

  • @TheChosenOneLives
    @TheChosenOneLives 19 днів тому +1

    One of my favorite lines is Dobby saying “ aughhh” when he first teleported into Malfoy manor. My second is when he said “Of course sir, I’m an elf.” Both fromm the same movie, Deathly Hallow Part1

  • @see_me_roland
    @see_me_roland Рік тому +1

    The silence one KILLED Me! 😂😂😂
    Please do more if these 👁👄👁

  • @MaxiiSMP
    @MaxiiSMP 3 роки тому +3329

    “Yeah get out the kitchen ron!” “Feet of the table!” “FeEt OfF tHe TaBlE”

    • @stereo..typess
      @stereo..typess 3 роки тому +43

      **odd giggle noises**

    • @aliciap1478
      @aliciap1478 3 роки тому +54

      VICTOR I LOVE YOU🎵

    • @ariahazelwood3842
      @ariahazelwood3842 3 роки тому +50

      @@aliciap1478 VICTOR I DOOOOOOO

    • @oliviac2417
      @oliviac2417 3 роки тому +49

      @@ariahazelwood3842 WHEN WE’RE APART MY HEART BEATS ONLY FOR YOOOOUUUU

    • @TheMarcar
      @TheMarcar 3 роки тому +32

      He Is An ArTiSt

  • @oliverheinzerling6149
    @oliverheinzerling6149 3 роки тому +1421

    “Crush it, don’t cut it.”
    *Draco crushes Harry’s nose*

    • @exelltori7328
      @exelltori7328 3 роки тому +4

      LOL

    • @shylaskye
      @shylaskye 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣yes

    • @roopadevraj8062
      @roopadevraj8062 3 роки тому +11

      Wasn't that supposed to be, '' Hermione crushes Draco's nose. '' ??

    • @saifmehdi178
      @saifmehdi178 3 роки тому +3

      @@roopadevraj8062 Hermione hit him in the nose...she didn't crush it

    • @bodhisattva9762
      @bodhisattva9762 3 роки тому +1

      @Draco Malfoy #Slytherin You don't know the difference between your and you're, you dumbf*ck!

  • @y-tiplex
    @y-tiplex Місяць тому +1

    this makes the movies seem better than they are. Not that they aren't good but it's like an instagram highlight reel

  • @spencerhiginbotham7538
    @spencerhiginbotham7538 7 місяців тому +1

    Putting "Mental, that one, I'm telling you," right after Voldemort's laugh was a nice touch.

  • @gromitplush
    @gromitplush 3 роки тому +1163

    My sister is beside me and she’s already confused

    • @loonyspangles8173
      @loonyspangles8173 3 роки тому +11

      How does your sister not know if you do?!?!

    • @romina2185
      @romina2185 3 роки тому +1

      @@loonyspangles8173 exactly

    • @romina2185
      @romina2185 3 роки тому +1

      @Anna's randomness WhoCares um ok but i dont understand-

    • @salem8228
      @salem8228 3 роки тому +6

      @@romina2185 I mean if they’re sister is loads older or younger than they would’ve had time to view hp without their sibling

    • @ackerwoman16
      @ackerwoman16 3 роки тому +1

      @@salem8228
      Same is the case with meeee

  • @kyberjedi9749
    @kyberjedi9749 3 роки тому +1978

    Ron: how much is this
    Fred and George: five gallions
    Ron: how much for me
    Fred and George: five gallions
    Ron: but I’m your brother
    Fred and George: Ten gallions

    • @Hannah-qy6pz
      @Hannah-qy6pz 2 роки тому +81

      Sibling love😅

    • @lucyandecember2843
      @lucyandecember2843 2 роки тому +42

      idk why but i asumed when he said "how much for me" he was asking how much his brothers would sell him for! Why tf is my mind like this T-T

    • @aesthetic_writer
      @aesthetic_writer 2 роки тому +8

      @@lucyandecember2843 I thought that before I read your comment- O.O

    • @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets
      @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets 2 роки тому +13

      Ron: Now I can see why Percy stopped talking to you.

    • @adf5001
      @adf5001 Рік тому +2

      *galleons

  • @caddgames9885
    @caddgames9885 Рік тому

    The "Nice one James!" from Sirius still makes my heart melt.

  • @miasushi5404
    @miasushi5404 7 місяців тому +1

    how did i not notice this, i've been stuck with the books and movies my whole life

  • @gx_no
    @gx_no 3 роки тому +749

    Me one day before Valentine's :- I'll be in my room, making no noise, and pretending that I don't exist:)

    • @carmen7551
      @carmen7551 3 роки тому +13

      Haha, I feel you on that one

    • @mikshinee87
      @mikshinee87 3 роки тому +5

      Relateable. Then again meeting your GF can land you in jail, no? Because of cow -weed.

    • @randomlyherelol1559
      @randomlyherelol1559 3 роки тому +3

      Haha same

    • @kcsledge95
      @kcsledge95 3 роки тому +3

      Why is this so relatable?!?!?!

    • @mayorofsimpleton5674
      @mayorofsimpleton5674 3 роки тому +5

      I woke my mum up with heart shaped sandwiches, tea, and a card. Now if that isn’t sad

  • @Gemnist98
    @Gemnist98 2 роки тому +2166

    Personal favorite that wasn’t here:
    Ron: “Did you and Ginny do it then”?
    Harry: “What”?

  • @Delphinium69
    @Delphinium69 6 місяців тому

    I’m not longer into Harry Potter cuz of the *gestures to everything* but the “nice one James” still gets me

  • @linda.dingdong
    @linda.dingdong Рік тому +2

    My favorite quote that wasn't on here: "Harry!" "Wot?" "I don't want to tap dance" "You tell those spiders Ron"

  • @nochannelanymore
    @nochannelanymore 3 роки тому +1005

    Here's one: **George with toothbrush in ear** morning... **sips coffee**

  • @SinisterShrink
    @SinisterShrink 2 роки тому +1153

    Sirius saying "Nice one James" when referring to Harry always hit me hard. He was so caught up in the moment, fighting death eaters, that he felt like he was back in the good old days with his best friend in the original Order of the Phoenix. It was like a simple slip of the mind that speaks volumes about Sirius and also how much Harry is like his father. They also just seemed to completely gloss over that fact. It happens so fast and it never gets explained or even talked about afterwards.

    • @lmzimm
      @lmzimm Рік тому +44

      heartbreaking

    • @oyblech8671
      @oyblech8671 Рік тому +38

      among the hand full of good changes the movies have made, this is the best imo

    • @viktorogai2926
      @viktorogai2926 Рік тому +44

      It also tells about Sirius that those 13 years in Azkaban were just wasted for him. He was so young when he was imprisoned. So though he realizes that Harry is not James but still sometimes his mind just behaves like he and Harry/James are just old blokes.

    • @Nalimias
      @Nalimias Рік тому +9

      I mean isn't Harry's name literally "Harry James Potter"? Sure, it shows that Sirius sees his best friend in his godson, but I don't think he literally forgot he was fighting besides Harry and not James.

    • @gabbav1019
      @gabbav1019 Рік тому +1

      😢😢😢

  • @alexandracases5416
    @alexandracases5416 Рік тому

    “You must collect the egg! “ from the goblet of fire is absolutely bangers, the way it sounds, it’s a symphony to my ears.

  • @phekejagan
    @phekejagan Рік тому

    I like this series too much it’s unhealthy

  • @hardalkek1350
    @hardalkek1350 3 роки тому +521

    You forgot "Oh yeah, I've been beaten loads of times, hmmm."

    • @robertsteven3957
      @robertsteven3957 3 роки тому +2

      I just commented that 😂

    • @jayamarillo628
      @jayamarillo628 3 роки тому

      Which scene? I don't remember that line lol

    • @robertsteven3957
      @robertsteven3957 3 роки тому +5

      @@jayamarillo628 it’s a scene in the prisoner of Azkaban. While they’re in the kitchen vernon’s sister asks harry if they use the cane in his school. And that’s what he replies

    • @jayamarillo628
      @jayamarillo628 3 роки тому +1

      @@robertsteven3957 got it! I remember that now

  • @Derekthepersonable
    @Derekthepersonable 2 роки тому +825

    2:37 the timing of Voldemort laughing followed by Ron saying “mental, that one” is just too perfect.

  • @blaisedunbar5097
    @blaisedunbar5097 15 днів тому

    The scen with snap is crazy with out context

  • @Gl3aming
    @Gl3aming 2 роки тому

    Nice one *James!*
    I'M STILL WHEEZING

  • @thecool3636
    @thecool3636 2 роки тому +438

    Luna: We’ll have to talk to someone who’s dead.
    Also Luna: **stares creepily at harry**

  • @AncientDream30
    @AncientDream30 3 роки тому +858

    "I'll be in my bedroom making no noise and pretending I don't exist."
    1. Every middle child ever.
    2. Me, lol.

    • @melodychocolate3694
      @melodychocolate3694 3 роки тому +19

      3.or high schoolers
      4.😶me

    • @luvebyte
      @luvebyte 3 роки тому +1

      yEah

    • @exelltori7328
      @exelltori7328 3 роки тому +4

      5. Basically every middle schooler
      6. Me ig 🙃

    • @echoplots8058
      @echoplots8058 3 роки тому +1

      You've never been a last child, have you?

    • @AncientDream30
      @AncientDream30 3 роки тому +2

      @@echoplots8058 Do you mean the youngest? Well actually, I am the youngest, I'm just making fun of my middle siblings

  • @user-xc7jt1gz6d
    @user-xc7jt1gz6d 8 днів тому +1

    Draco:"Scared PoTtHa!?"😏
    Harry:"YoU wIsH."😒

  • @canstopwillstop7781
    @canstopwillstop7781 Рік тому +2

    Hermione: "She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the chosen one"
    Harry: "But I AM the chosen one"
    *Smack*

  • @sreejithmadhav1367
    @sreejithmadhav1367 3 роки тому +507

    When Sirius says 'Nice one, James', everyone thinks it's because Harry looks like James and Sirius thinks he got his best friend back. But I think most of you haven't realised that when Harry enters Snape's penesieve, he sees James disarm Snape using Expelliarmus. At that time also, Sirius says 'Nice one, James'.

    • @alimran6900
      @alimran6900 3 роки тому +53

      Also Harry's middle name is James :)

    • @my.melody.gamingg
      @my.melody.gamingg 3 роки тому +43

      That was by accident he didn't said that in the book he really said it because he knew he's going to see his best friend again

    • @djbreadx
      @djbreadx 3 роки тому +19

      that kinda makes me sad, but it's really sweet, right?

    • @alishadigitaldiaries
      @alishadigitaldiaries 3 роки тому +3

      Yep

    • @alishadigitaldiaries
      @alishadigitaldiaries 3 роки тому +3

      @@djbreadx yeah it is that's why I thought too...

  • @OldStullyAccount
    @OldStullyAccount 2 роки тому +686

    My favorite scene was when Ron was sleep talking and woke up, apparently dreaming about spiders. Harry Potter tells him: “yeah teach them spiders.” Or something like that

    • @AK-gp1np
      @AK-gp1np 2 роки тому +118

      Oh yeah, it was in Prisoner of Azkaban! Ron was dreaming that spiders were telling him to tap dance and when he woke up and told Harry he didn't wanna tap dance, harry said "You tell those spiders Ron." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bartdegryse9345
      @bartdegryse9345 Рік тому +12

      I don't want them to tap-dance me, or something was the line.

    • @19TheFallen
      @19TheFallen 7 місяців тому +55

      "Oh, no! The spiders! They want me to tap-dance! I don't wanna tap-dance!"
      ".....Tell those spiders, Ron!"
      "Yeah....Yeah.....Yeah......I'll tell 'em.....I'll tell 'em!" *Goes back to sleep.*

    • @Y3LL0W_C0FF1N
      @Y3LL0W_C0FF1N 7 місяців тому +20

      THIS WAS THE BEST SCENE besides the one where Fred and George were fighting as old people-

    • @Fandom_Stories
      @Fandom_Stories 3 місяці тому +4

      YES OMG it was like
      "Spiders... they want me to tapdance... I dOnT wAnNa tApDaNcE"
      "You tell those spiders ron..."
      "Yeah... Yeah I'll tell them"

  • @glam4663
    @glam4663 Рік тому +3

    "I will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist. Prepare yourself " This had me rolling. I know the context, but still

  • @jamieson.
    @jamieson. 5 днів тому

    Unlike a lot of other "out of context" compilations, this one is TRULY out of context. Thank you

  • @battensag7168
    @battensag7168 3 роки тому +660

    Hermione: Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?
    Moody: Technically it's a ferret.

  • @rikipondi
    @rikipondi 2 роки тому +795

    Here's my personal favourite pick of the Harry Potter Quotes out of context:
    "I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, *expelled* "

    • @deathshade64
      @deathshade64 2 роки тому +59

      "She needs to sort out her priorities."

    • @blootooth00
      @blootooth00 2 роки тому +11

      It's kind of telling that getting expelled is worse than death in the Wizarding world. That isn't just a hyperbolic line, being expelled and losing your wand is a permanent mark that will leave you with absolutely nothing of value in this world, a target of ridicule, unable to live in the muggle or Wizarding world with nothing of value to offer. It's sad.

    • @mikyboo
      @mikyboo 2 роки тому +1

      SAME

    • @AnonymousXIII
      @AnonymousXIII Рік тому +3

      @@blootooth00 not in the Wizarding world; in HER world. She's a student for whom grades matter more than life itself. She lost points on her DADA exam under Lupin because she freaked out when the Boggart told her she'd failed every class. Bad grades are literally her worst fear (or was until the seventh book, I suppose, when she prioritized real life above school).

    • @blootooth00
      @blootooth00 Рік тому +1

      @@AnonymousXIII I agree that it's true for Hermione because of her unhealthy relationship with academics, but also in general. I mean it depends on your personal bar of "I'd rather be dead", but being someone raised in a magical world that isn't allowed to practice magic, with no marketable skills for the muggers world and no useful skills in the Wizarding world, seems like a pretty miserable fate.

  • @annetteviney6342
    @annetteviney6342 Рік тому +3

    “It’s Leviosa not Leviosar. You do it then if your so clever go on go on.” When they learn to get people to make things fly

  • @ThatOneHufflepuff101
    @ThatOneHufflepuff101 7 місяців тому +1

    “That was a horrible thing to say.”
    *Smacks head on dresser*
    That made me crack up 😂

  • @oliviahawkins6445
    @oliviahawkins6445 3 роки тому +364

    “Harry did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?” Dumbledore asked calmly.

    • @peterulrich8860
      @peterulrich8860 3 роки тому +25

      Honestly, that scene always stuck with me because of how poorly it was handled. There didn't seem to be any benefit in changing it to Dumbledore screaming like a raving lunatic...

    • @ThroughTheGatesOfHell
      @ThroughTheGatesOfHell 3 роки тому +14

      *CALMY*

    • @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m
      @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m 2 роки тому +16

      Expectation: Harry did you put your name in the goblet of fire?
      Reality: hAaAARRY HARRYYY DID YOU PUT YOURNAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAR

    • @Beth_Amphetamine
      @Beth_Amphetamine 2 роки тому +12

      @@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m while shoving him into the wall…

    • @mylifesubscriptionhasendedwhat
      @mylifesubscriptionhasendedwhat 2 роки тому +4

      HARRY PODDAAAH *seconds later* HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME INTO THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! CRUCIO CRUCIO AVADA KEDAVRA

  • @andrearegondola712
    @andrearegondola712 3 роки тому +254

    1:58, dumbledore said calmly.

  • @song_of_the_phoenix2010
    @song_of_the_phoenix2010 3 місяці тому

    What a strategic way to place "mental, that one, I'm telling you".

  • @votrsagames107
    @votrsagames107 Рік тому

    Man the Nice on James, made me tear up even when it was like a second.