@@guilhermesouza3095 I literally just quoted the movie, because this video is about the movies exclusive from the books, nobody asked what the books say
"it was wet" from the books: "Mars is bright tonight" "Ron ejaculated" "Mr Ollivander spent much longer examining Harry;s wand than anyone elses." "I dunno," said Harry. "Maybe it's better when you do it yourself, I didn't enjoy it much when Dumbledore took me along for the ride." "Did he use- his thing?"
Barty: I'll show you mine if you show me yours Ron: That's my girlfriend you numpties!!! Voldemort: I can touch you now Ron: ....but i'm your brother Ron: Your saying Dean's dating my sister because of her skin? Harry: Well..... you've been snogging her for 3 months
1:22 something's about the first movie is so lively. The music, the new atmosphere, the forming of the golden trio's friendship, the warm, friendly colors, the introduction of Harry Potter and the first of many movies and etc. The food, the people. It's all so amazing. The first movie is easily probably my favorite, it's feels so nice watching it, and sort of nostalgic, too. I also like the second one too, it's hard to say which one I like the most.
Hermine:how could I be so stuuuuuupied I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading Ron: this is LIGHT Hermine: (looks at Ron as in to say go jump of a cliff
OMFG THERE'S ME AT 2:54 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA also, there's 3 scene where Seamus got burned tho. this one, the one trying to change rum, and at the 6th movie, when potions XDXD
0:56 - 1:01 I- Why did I not notice?! He didn't even say "Your mind" No one: Absolutely no one: Literally no one: Positively no one: So that's why Snape was limping 1st year, damn, who knew Harry was a switch. Who knew Snape could be a bottom. Is that why they met up in the middle of the night, nearly every week in Harry's 6th year?
"My dad didn't strut." (of course, Harry, he was a deer or whatever shit, he pranced) 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I WANNA DIE SO BAD THAT IS SO HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂
1:20 I always thought Dudley said 'Wake up Pottah' not 'Wake up cousin'. Is this one of those hearing illusion things!? Because now I can switch between both words 😂
*When you know Harry Potter so well, it doesn’t even sound out of context anymore*
lmao yes
deadass LMAOOOOo
IKR-
U caught meeee
Hahahah so true !!!
"I will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist"
I started laughing for the wrong reasons💀
Ik same😭
😭
Oh gosh no- 😭
Wrong type of dark arts snaps-
sameee
Ron:“ your parents are dead, you have no family”
Harry: *joins his family… through his sister*
Harry: YOU JUST GOT VECTORED
ron never said that in books!
@@diyakm7633 and what?
Diya K M 1:47
@@guilhermesouza3095 I literally just quoted the movie, because this video is about the movies exclusive from the books, nobody asked what the books say
Perfect editing sequence.
Ron: You're dating my sister because she's got nice skin?
Harry: You've been snogging her for three months
i-
i never thought of it like that
I remember I went to the channel when that happened at the exact moment, i died laughing
sweet home alabama 😟
Ik I noticed that too, for anyone who hasn't watched Harry Potter they might confuse that as being part of the same scene! 😂🤣
Lol 🤣 I laughed sooo hard at that
"Give me the stone!" "Yes, Harry. That's it."
Pls- that’s sounds like they were doing IT.
Which part? I didn’t see it
@@alviramikaelson7597 Look up AllMovieVideos and you'll find it in no time. I don't think it's in this video.
@@joshuaadamstithakayoutubel2490 ohh ok I remember now and which scene it is
Lol
*My unhealthy obsession with this franchise doesn’t process ‘out of context’... it’s too hard to unsee everything*
Same
Yup
Same
Samers
Imagine you're watching it the same approach as IASIP. Worked for me.
Harry: "oi you're never gonna let him forget this are you?"
Fred and George: *"never"*
if you're saying you didn't read that in their voice you're lying
"Spiders... The spiders they want me to tap dance, I don't want to tap dance.."
"Well tell those spiders, Ron"
"it was wet"
from the books:
"Mars is bright tonight"
"Ron ejaculated"
"Mr Ollivander spent much longer examining Harry;s wand than anyone elses."
"I dunno," said Harry. "Maybe it's better when you do it yourself, I didn't enjoy it much when Dumbledore took me along for the ride."
"Did he use- his thing?"
Wait which book was the last quote from 😂
The second to last tho😂😂😂
@@bookandanimelover4life582 5th book when Harry and dudly come back home from after the dementor attack
@@b3yourself91 thank you!
Can I get context for "Ron ejaculated" ?
Barty: I'll show you mine if you show me yours
Ron: That's my girlfriend you numpties!!!
Voldemort: I can touch you now
Ron: ....but i'm your brother
Ron: Your saying Dean's dating my sister because of her skin?
Harry: Well..... you've been snogging her for 3 months
This is why it would be hilarious to send this to one of my friends who's never watched or read Harry Potter! 😂🤣
@@Cr4zy3lf agreed if I had friends I 100% would do that 😂😂😂
1:22 something's about the first movie is so lively. The music, the new atmosphere, the forming of the golden trio's friendship, the warm, friendly colors, the introduction of Harry Potter and the first of many movies and etc. The food, the people. It's all so amazing. The first movie is easily probably my favorite, it's feels so nice watching it, and sort of nostalgic, too. I also like the second one too, it's hard to say which one I like the most.
ZOO
@@TheBakingYeast 🤣
“What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?” remains probably the funniest line in the entire series, with or without context
Correction: “Shoelace”
“That’s my girlfriend you numpties”
My heart...AHH
The fact that this is funnier if you have not watched the movies yet is pure gold
"I ignored one from my gran once, it was horrible" What went wrong here in children's book boys?
He ignored it and it exploded in his face and started shouting so loudly even the minister of magic could hear it. Lmao
“Hey, you were right” *Gets slapped in the face*
You know the prefects bathroom on the 5th floor? not a bad place for a bath...
NO HEDRIC NO
I love that fact that you called him Hedric. I’m not trying to make fun of your spelling, just saying…HeDrIcCcCcCcCcCcC!
@@ollie.1564 It’s the Harry x Cedric ship name not a typo 😭
Hedric LOL I see the Hedwig and Cedric mix there lol
0:18
Ron: Vomits
Ron one second later: Roars like an absolute chad
that 'nice one james' was uncalled for :(
I love when the fanbase gets to contribute, some of the funniest videos 😂
1:02 I have never heard this out of context before, I am now forever scarred
Thanks a lot 🥴😑
0:47 "Sunshine daisies butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow!"
- Iconic Ron Weasley
wrong time
Bellatrix: u stupid elf! You could’ve killed me!
Dobby: I wasn’t to kill you. Just maim. Or seriously injure.
Therapist: It's okay, they're in a better place now
Card: Declines
Therapist: 1:46
Lol
OMG HAD ME CRYING
Ahh, I hate it when my therapist tells me that we're identical.
Maybe you ment 1:40 unless of course you were traumatized with having a lost twin or smth
1:00 is probably my favorite scene ever, i cant even explain it i just love it so much
i agree
Draco: *bites his lip while he looks Harry up and down, smirks, and proceeds to walk closer to him*
Hermine:how could I be so stuuuuuupied I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading
Ron: this is LIGHT
Hermine: (looks at Ron as in to say go jump of a cliff
PLS- HOW DO I NOT REMEMBER "wake up cousin we'r going to the zoo" BAHBAHBAH IM OBSESSED WITH IT NOW
Yesss I was included! “Nice one James!”
0:53 THATS MINEEEE YEEEEE
1:10 'dRy uP DurSLeY yOu gReAt pRUnE' *POW-*
Here's one from Half-Blood Prince: "It's perfect! I daresay a single drop could kill us all!"
"I'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled."
CAN I JUST SAY
YOU HAVE SUPERB EDITING SKILLS
ITS SO PERFECT
I came as soon as I got the notification oml
Gryffindor...wins...the house cup !
"ENTIRE GRIFFINDORS SCREAMING"
OMFG THERE'S ME AT 2:54 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
also, there's 3 scene where Seamus got burned tho. this one, the one trying to change rum, and at the 6th movie, when potions XDXD
“DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE CUP-“ “dumpledoor says calmly”
Ahh a classic
Sent this to a non-potterhead friend. I highly recommend it, because now she’s begging me to tell her where to get the books
Harry “never let him forget this”
Twins “nEvEr”
"I can touch you now."
*"But I'm your brother."*
Malfoy: "Aaaaaaaooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
0:57 (law and order SVU intensifies)
2:26 draco’s face 💀💀💀
2:16 oh my god that was so well timed
I cried at "i will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist" 😃😃
Best channel right here ladies and gentlemen
0:24 when Voldemort's restraining order expired.
I HAPPEN TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND
WELL *I* HAPPEN TO BE HIS
friend.
✨FrIeNd✨💅
The housekeeping and mcgonagall & Ron dancing one really got me laughing
"Don't lOOk aT mE!"
Flure/Harry
the first one caught me off guard💀
Moody: “it tasted like goblin piss”
Fred/ George: “had a lot of experience in that area have you Mad-Eye?”
*Moody: Fair warning, it tastes like goblin piss*
@@leannepotter8903 yeah. That’s the whole quote, I just sectioned it and spelled it wrong😅
"I'LL SHOW YOU MINE IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS" OMG I WISH I WASN'T DIRTY MINDED RN
The awkward hug between Draco and Voldemort
THE PENETRATE ONE
Professor McGonaggall: We NeVeR UsE tRaNsFiGuRaTiOn aS A pUnIsHmEnT
Moody: *sticks tongue out awkwardly*
“IS THAT A STUDENT?”
deer's out of context videos are awesome honestly
I was included yay!!
I love these types of videos ✨
Why are you on a muggle app Lestrange?
" I AM NOT AN OWL"
*Insert george miming do you wana go to da ball with ma?*
1:21 yall i thought he was saying "WAKE UP POTTER" i didn't know he was saying cousin... i'm so stupid😂
I thought so too! I always heard that Idk why, Lol. 😂
this is the american version, so maybe in the british version it changed? i know that they had to refilm everytime they said philosopher’s stone
Ron: *This... is light?*
Her: *deaths stare*
Dumbledore: Let's say, something beyond either of our help.
0:56 - 1:01 I- Why did I not notice?! He didn't even say "Your mind"
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Literally no one:
Positively no one: So that's why Snape was limping 1st year, damn, who knew Harry was a switch. Who knew Snape could be a bottom. Is that why they met up in the middle of the night, nearly every week in Harry's 6th year?
1:01 I sent this to my friend who has never seen Harry Potter and that asked, “are they gunna, you know-😏🥵💋“
Now I can’t see this scene the same.
Same! 😭
"Im gonna be in my room making no noise and pretending that i dont exist"🤠
"He's been poisoned, you daft dimbo!"
Housekeepiiiiingg ...
*EXTREME ROAR*
. . .
i have a headcanon that McGonagall made ron dance with her because of the chess thing in the philosophers stone
i love how happy McGonaggall looks when dancing with ron
Ill be in my room making no noise and pretending i don't exist 🙄- harry POTTAH
0:56 lmao that one is too much
1:44
Ey that's mine!
My favorite out of context line has to be
"My body's gone!"
The first one with Barty I always knew was even more sus without context lmao. Its my favorite 🤭
“I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don’t exist”
that guy with the *All Might* profile picture be like: *_I AM HERE!_*
As a twin, I think the
"Wow. We're identical."
is a brilliant line.
"YOU FILTHY HALFBLOOD" and "play with your chemistry set" should be in this too:DD
Stop I cry every time I see “Nice one James!”
And Who are you?-arthur
Am I the only one who thinks about the “I can touch you now” scene whenever I hear “your gonna suffer, but you’ll be happy about it”
Harrys a bit sus
Mcgonagall: I-i-is that an student!!??
"Oh, to be young and to feel love's keen sting "
"It's Ron's first time (to Hogwarts) as well"
"Who are you most afraid of now"
"SNAPE"
Slughorn: The flower petal had come from a lily
"My dad didn't strut." (of course, Harry, he was a deer or whatever shit, he pranced)
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I WANNA DIE SO BAD THAT IS SO HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂
0:51 harry:SHUT😊UP😊SHUT😊UPPPP
1:20 I always thought Dudley said 'Wake up Pottah' not 'Wake up cousin'. Is this one of those hearing illusion things!? Because now I can switch between both words 😂
0:46 from what I've learned about James Potter, he ABSOLUTELY did strut!
"I will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist"
I think I found the wrong Harry Potter mov....oh wait no.....that's the right one.
“Oh my god I’ve killed Harry Potter!”
OMG I WATCHED A HOGWARTS MYSTERY AD FOR THIS
I DIDNT REALIZE IT WAS THE AD FOR A SEC
WHY CANT I SCREENSHOT ON YT 😭
"Turn to page 394"
wacth harry potter gives me 2000s nostalgia and in a way lest one see the 90s since it's set in the 90s
I read the last text as "if you stab draco malfoy he will notice you"
Was the “she cant even sing” from the extended version? Bc i dont remember that and I watch HP 10 times a year.