harry potter but its unnecessarily censored (again)
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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Helo
I would, if you unban me
@@Rowy_ mm nah
@@EverythingHP fair enough xD
Hey man, just some constructive criticism. Great concept for a vid but you didn't completely bleep out of some of the words so the effect was lost.
‘Are you doing magic? Let’s * then!’ is the most confident I’ve heard Hermione in all eight films! Good for you girl, haha!
YEAH GOOD GOING ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
Some fans would totally take her up on that
@@sdm47 SHE WAS 10 IN THAT MOVIE
@@originalusername295
I was talking about the older variant that appeared later
And I think you know that
@@sdm47 I probably should have put a /j at the end of my comment
“And request he keep his abnormally large **** out of other peoples business” I CANT WITH THAT ONE 😂😂😂😂😂👏👏😬
😂😂😂
I KNOW
fanfic writers: WRITE THAT DOWN
I'M DYING CAUSE OF THIS ONE 🤣🤣
I think that's the best one.
The one:
“ Don’ t be silly Harry they don’t put people in ask Azkaban for _up there aunts”
"They were * him mum, they were * on his window"
That killed me 😂
And Harry just nodded
2:55 why did I laugh so hard xD
if you want to *** Harry, you'll have to *** us.
me: laughing so much
The fact that I knew exactly what everyone said even with sensors proves my HP addiction
0:52 that sounds very very wrong
@Aly N why thank you ;)
That last frame of Dudley's utter indignation was the absolute perfect end.
I hate how my brain autocompletes these to the actual words cause I’ve watched the movies a few too many times😭😭💀💀
2:25
Hermione we don’t bodyshame in this household
"HE'S BACK, HE'S BACK! VOLDEMORT IS BACK!"
So fitting in the Wizarding World seeing as nobody likes to hear his name.
I am going to have a #####, wih this one. Girl to girl!
*Oh cra-*
Why is no one talking about the thumbnail? XD
Lmao true
“Wait! Harry! Wait! I need to ******* you!”
“I’m a bit preoccupied at the moment”
“You won’t ****** where you’re going you’re wasting your time”
“We’ll ******* later okay?”
“Harry!”
“Later!”
“HARRY POTTER! YOU ******* ME RIGHT NOW!”
Holy smokes.
@@ziruiwang4806
At least I didn’t go further with that conversation and make Luna say “we have to ****** someone who’s dead”
@@s.nifrum4580 Oh my. Lmao, this is absolutely brilliant.
I require your * Lucius
Me: OH NO
I'm fan of this series!
WE NEED MORE OF THIS 😭😭😭
0:11 woah woah woahhh NEVILLE FRUITBOTTOM
im dead- 💀
I want a part 2 and 3 of this...
After I recover from dying of laughter
I’M SORRY EVERY NEVILLE CENSOR MADE ME ALMOST SPIT OUT MY YOGURT
HE’S TOO PRECIOUS NONONO
2:34 didn't expect this scene to get so much darker by just bleeping
Would’ve been so much more fucked up if we could hear a censored version of how it went into the book
“Take these prisoners down to the cellar Greyback . . . Well except for the mudblood”
“NO! You can ******* me! ******* me!”
“If she dies under *****ing I’ll ******* you next”
0:26 you should
I’m pretty sure Warner Bros. has now officially rated harry potter and R rated film.
1:15 This one is the best. Not the first beep, the second one.
"Lucius, I require your ****"
Why do I love this so much.
Harry : Is there's a singn in front of my house saying "House Elf Storage"
Dobbie : Well...
Harry : IS THERE'S A SIGN SAYING "HOUSE ELF STORAGE"
Dobby: No
"Are you doing Magic?,Lets**** then"
And thats canon.
NAH THE FIRST ONE, HARRY MUST HAVE BEEN IN TEARS.
0:10 MY SHIPP!!! >:D
2:47 If we enter the context that they want to give us, it would be somewhat disturbing
2:51 what the fuck!? THE CONTEXT!!
2:56 I'm going to die laughing at this
3:02 MATE!?
No one
Literally no one
Voldemort: I require you **** Lucius.
"The ministry doesn't send people to Azkaban for * up their aunts" XD
Lol 😂 Dudley’s face at 3:00
This makes want to watch the entire thing again
"There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort's *** and mine sort of...connected."
0:52
I CAN"T
I showed this to my mom... then had to scour the web for original scenes so that she wouldn't ban me frim watching these films...
Skiving Snack boxes, sweets that make you **** I'M CRYING
also keep your abnormally large * out of other people's business--
Neville: People **** everyday
My mind imitatly replaces **** with the f word
2:30 That actually sounds like something Padfoot would say....
When you watched Harry Potter too many times, that you know what is the actual word-
U guys should have added harry's dialogue to snape when he said that.qby that i mean this-
How dare you * where he *.
Harry, did you put your * in the goblet of fire!?
The first one sounded so REAL
MOLLYS QUOTE LMFAO
“people #### everyday” got my dirty mind activated
"People **** everyday"
As a cave-troll without a social life, that one hits a little too close to home..
"________ yourself Remus!"
-Sirius Black
Molly: Just because you're allowed to _[redacted]_ now DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE TO WHIP YOUR _[redacted]_ OUT FOR EVERYTHING!!! 😡😡😡
Also Molly: You hungry Harry? 😉
Im draco....draco malfoy....red hair and the *** robe, you must be ***
1:15 HAD ME DEAD 💀
1:20 to 1:21
Harry: “no thanks Ginny does more than enough to satisfy my appetite”
The only real thing you can censor in Harry Potter would probably be Molly saying B*tch
Whenever you add a beep, it turns out that they really swear there)
And the fact that I’m seriously dirty minded-
Oh my-
Dumbledore: Harry! Did you put your ____ in the Goblet of Fire?
1:09 was mine lol thank you for choosing me
the first one is PERFECT
*im laughing bc ik all the wrong words that would go perfectly inappropriate with this plss 😰😰😭😭😭*
…”Does not mean you have to whip your ** out for everything!”
Oh gosh…
I cant think of any other scene in the series that warrants a curse than the one in the thumbnail. (Molly yelling at the twins after they apparated)
"the ministry doesn't send people to Azkaban for fu##### their aunts".
best one😂🤣
I know all these scenes too well to even notice the beeps. ****!
"the ministry doesnt send people to azkaban for *** their aunts" I laughed so hard
Sirius: I did my ****ing! Twelve years of it! In Azkaban!
Me: What did he saaayy
"____ potter?"
"You wish"
0:05
Look at her eyes they’ve been * again her a dean
0:15 I’m sure harrys * was more than satisfactoy
0:37 you can’t * quidditch
0:40 let the man * Hermione
0:45 why would I go looking for someone who wants to * me
0:52 and request that he keep his abnormally large * out of other peoples business
0:56 Well, I sure hope so, you’ve been * her for months
1:09 if you want to * harry you have to * us too
1:54 you may not like him, minister, but you can’t deny, Dumbledores got *
2:19 Are you doing magic? Lets * then
2:24 don’t * Draco
the abnormally large one got me lmao. Is he talking to willem defoe? hahahaha
McGonagall, Goblet of fire: babbling, bumbling band of ***😂😂😂
it's amazing how the quote subtitles make this considerably worse, giving away the joke beforehand
Ty UA-cam for recommending me this
i never realised Siegfried Farnon's actor robert hardy played in harry potter
0:14 okayyy.... 😂
Love these videos!!
Ayo sing with me!:
I wanna be the person that you do it to
Hey you I wanna be the person you do you do you do you do-
Imagine.. a Christian parent that went to search for Harry Potter to see if their child could watch the movies and comes across this video lol
one of them could’ve been
are you sure that’s a real ####, it’s not very good, is it? 😃✋🏻
2:36 **obnoxiously loud laughter**
Another one cuz why not
“I’ve stolen the real * in intend to destroy it.”
Are you doing magic? Lets * then!
*dies of laughter*
the first and second one was so real HELP
Harry: And request that he keeps his abnormally large * out of other peoples business
Snape: wha-
The seen with snaps should have censored business
Sirius made azkaban sound like ibiza 😂😂😂😂
2:55
I require your **** Lucius
I was laughing so hard I couldn't eat my breakfast🤣🤣🤣
Omg , I watched this in the family room , and my mum heard. She said WTF ARE YOU WATCHING!!!
ive watched the movies so many times my brain just automatically fills in the bleeped out word(s) :(
“36 ****** then my self” 😂
for the first one i thought it was fighting when she said it in the movie 🤭
Me: Oh i remember this it’s-
My brain: He said fucked
Me: No-
My brain: HE SAID FUCKED!
They were ######## him mom, they were ######### his window...
That is the absolute most amazing thing I've ever heard XD
"in their place" not "in replace" and there needn't be a comma after it.
2:16 Umbridge censorship
The last one
this makes harry potter sound 100% wrong-
Alternative title: how to check if your mind is dirty
HP3 ***** of Azkaban.
Hermione: Awful things happen to wizards who meddle with **** Harry. We can't be ******.
Me: Im sure they do.......
Wow... I'm 1 hour early... YAYY!!
also... I LUV IT X33
2:58 he saved the best for last imo
I require your nose Lucius
Ron saying "Eat ###!" to Malfoy tho.
Ron: Why can't we **** the Butterflies
Me: 😓