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@ZenbladeJS Studios Yes it does, 'Fuck' and 'Touch' aren't remotely the same thing, especially with context behind when he says 'touch'.. So yes, it does need bleeped to be funny and imply something sexual.. I don't understand how or why you find the unbleeped sentence just as dirty or funny as the bleeped version.
I'm sure unnecessary public 'dick' waving does finish you off pretty easily... probably a near daily occurrence when you're on the city bus. Just so you know, no one else around you is enjoying it. Do you have CCD? 'Cock Craving Disorder'
Lupin: "Picture the thing you *bleep* most" *out walks Snape in Nevilles grandmother's clothing* Lupin: *shame in his voice* "alright... that's enough for today". Neville: "why does it always have to be me?"
Personal faves: - Uncle Vernon: "36, F***** them myself" 😆 - Slughorn: "All hands on d*** Granger" 😂 - Molly Weasley: "Just because you're allowed to use *** now does not mean you have to whip your ****'s out for everything!" 🤣
I've seen the movies too many times. My brain automatically filled in the right word. The only ones that worked well for me was the first two, "they've been ** again" and "omg I've ** Harry Potter" which honestly was worth everything else
Me: I'm going to take this as a "Try Not To Laugh"-challenge. It's not going to be that funny, I can do it! Also me: *chokes on laughter for the whole video*
"The Ministry doesn't send people to Azbakan for _ up their aunts." I can't with this line. I. Literally. Can't. PS: Always remember: you can't _ Quidditch
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i apologise if your quote didn’t get in, there were close to 1000 submissions, it was hard to go through and find good ones, and i may have even missed some of yours. you can always try again in my next discord interaction video!
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Helo
I would, if you unban me
@@Rowy_ mm nah
@@EverythingHP fair enough xD
Hey man, just some constructive criticism. Great concept for a vid but you didn't completely bleep out of some of the words so the effect was lost.
“And request he keep his abnormally large **** out of other peoples business” I CANT WITH THAT ONE 😂😂😂😂😂👏👏😬
😂😂😂
I KNOW
fanfic writers: WRITE THAT DOWN
I'M DYING CAUSE OF THIS ONE 🤣🤣
I think that's the best one.
Lucius:Don't ***** Draco
Me:*laughs uncontrollably*
for me it was ‘why can’t we **** the butterflies?’
*laughs nervously*
Drarry shippers be like
jfKL:SGHklhgal
My favourite was, “has anyone seen a shit, a boy named Neville’s lost one”
‘Are you doing magic? Let’s * then!’ is the most confident I’ve heard Hermione in all eight films! Good for you girl, haha!
YEAH GOOD GOING ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
Some fans would totally take her up on that
@@sdm47 SHE WAS 10 IN THAT MOVIE
@@originalusername295
I was talking about the older variant that appeared later
And I think you know that
@@sdm47 I probably should have put a /j at the end of my comment
I love how this makes harry potter sound wrong
Yeah it does
IKRRR
Really?
Me too
I'm the 999th like!! (not important, but congrats anyway 🥳😂)
"Omg I have * Harry Potter"
Ginny wants to know your location
“CHO CHANG YOU LITTLE-“
Could you imagine though
"Hermione i thought you were my friend!" 😢
yoooo
Oh lol
When you're such a Potterhead that you still know what the actual word was even when its censored
Lol yessss
Haha that’s me
me too lol
You got me
Same here!
Nobody:
Neville: People *** everyday
We know... ;3
picture the thing you * the most!
I mean- he’s not wrong
@@swiftiebee13 awh goddammit
*he's not wrong . . .*
I'm surprised nobody said "I can ___ you now!" when Voldemort touches Harry's forehead after they revive him in the graveyard.
He did that one in the previous video
That one doesnt need to be bleeped out lol. "I can touch you now!".
LMFAO
@ZenbladeJS Studios Yes it does, 'Fuck' and 'Touch' aren't remotely the same thing, especially with context behind when he says 'touch'.. So yes, it does need bleeped to be funny and imply something sexual.. I don't understand how or why you find the unbleeped sentence just as dirty or funny as the bleeped version.
@@yamahakid450f if you hear it without context, it’s dirty.
Hermoine: look at her eyes they've been *** again. Her and dean
Me: dying out of laughter
He must be hung like Snape with a lot of stamina to screw her to tears... *slow golf clap* 👏
how no comments?
"I require your **** Lucius" was the one that killed me this time XDD
Ohhh nooo 😰
yeahh.... definetely the best one.... the mood of the scene and voldy's tone
1:37 neville spitting facts
yeah fr he's not wrong 🤣
LOL
Except in some cases, of course. Luckily, us asexuals have Snape 1:11
Not everyone and definitely not everyday
2:36 "All hands on d*ck, Granger."
I'm going to die of laughter I swear.
fr bro
Imagine if someone requested: “HARRY, DID YOU PUT YOUR *** INTO THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!”
someone did in the first part of the vid
IMAGINE
@@Anusha-mj4pj my GOD you people are horrible
Roblox life
Dumbledore ask, calmly
0:52 *and request that he keeps hi abnormally large ____ Out of other people's business
I died laughing and my mom scolded me
Why you insolent little-!
****!
Your mom scolded you for dying????
Samee
“There will be no foolish *bleep* waving” finished me off 😂
I'm sure unnecessary public 'dick' waving does finish you off pretty easily... probably a near daily occurrence when you're on the city bus. Just so you know, no one else around you is enjoying it.
Do you have CCD?
'Cock Craving Disorder'
an idea could've been:
"You wait here, I'll go f* Ginny!"
😭😭
HAHAHAHAH
OH NO
@@meatball7669 PFTTT
NOOO- XD
PLEASE-
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Cornelius: "Oh Harry, the Ministry doesn't send people to Azkaban for f**king up their aunts!"
LOL
I loved that one
😂😂😂
I love that one
If only 'up' was removed from the quote lol. If Hogwarts was located in Alabama that'd be a common quote, eh? *Hears banjos playing*
Lupin: "Picture the thing you *bleep* most"
*out walks Snape in Nevilles grandmother's clothing*
Lupin: *shame in his voice* "alright... that's enough for today".
Neville: "why does it always have to be me?"
This was recommended to me... and I have no regrets....... :)
same
Same
Same
“Just because you’re allowed to use magic now doesn’t mean you have to whip your wands out for everything” sounds wrong enough with out being censored
And now my dirty minded brain is thinking of bad stuff :'))(
"There will be no foolish ####-waving"
I was already laughing Snape didn't have to kill me like that
"and request that he keep his abnormally large _ out of other people's business."
Had me wheezing😂😂
2:01 Harry’s simping for us 😂😂😂
LMAO
When a teenager has everyone simping for him eventually he’s gonna simp back
Personal faves:
- Uncle Vernon: "36, F***** them myself" 😆
- Slughorn: "All hands on d*** Granger" 😂
- Molly Weasley: "Just because you're allowed to use *** now does not mean you have to whip your ****'s out for everything!" 🤣
*0:20** Wow just wow MUGGLES THIS DAYS:0*
Lol
yes Hermione and Draco in same chat
@@snitchzerboo Don't forget about your favourite Professor 😉
Lmao
@@severussnapeytp715 :D
AND REQUEST THAT HE KEEP HIS ABNORMALLY LARGE * OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S BUSINESS IM DEAD
SAME DAHYIAHSIAHSISAIASIUSHIUASH 'doesnt mean u have to whip out your #### for everything!' KILLED ME TOO
I loved,
The ministry doesn’t send people to Azkaban for f***ing up their aunts
Its actually a compliment
“We’ll bring him to the castle. Then the dementors can **** him.”
I've seen the movies too many times. My brain automatically filled in the right word. The only ones that worked well for me was the first two, "they've been ** again" and "omg I've ** Harry Potter" which honestly was worth everything else
The one:
“ Don’ t be silly Harry they don’t put people in ask Azkaban for _up there aunts”
this one actually sounds dirty LMAO nice one deer
"They were * him mum, they were * on his window"
That killed me 😂
And Harry just nodded
0:37
He’s not wrong-😂😂😂
2:55 why did I laugh so hard xD
"I DID MY ****ING! 12 YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!"
Got me wishing I did more crime in my days ngl
1:30
Wow prison showers were rough
This.. Is the best thing I've found all damn day. Simple idea, but you pulled it off so well, and my sides HURT from laughing so hard.
“Why can’t we **** butterflies” got me 😂😂😂😂
My favourite was Lupin's "I want everyone to imagine the thing they f*** the very most and turn it into something funny."
Eyyyy, thank you for putting mine in (0:17 and 0:24) love the video! 😊
2:19
Ron: “I look forward to that as much as you do but you’re skipping ahead in the story Mione”
LMAO...
Why is this so funny? 😂😂😂
1:25 _Can you f*ck like a hippogrif? Nanananananana_ ... That literally killed me 😂
Bro fr is it weird that I love the ones that sound like they say fuk cuz it’s funny as hell to me 💀
2:31
Bellatrix: I am going to have a **** with this one, Girl to girl
Bellamione fandom's like: yaaas
This is why I wish the scene went the way it did in the movie
“NOOOO! YOU CAN HAVE ME! KEEP ME!”
“IF SHE DIES UNDER ****ING I’LL ******* YOU NEXT!”
I laugh so hard at "You can ### quidditch"
And
".....for _ their aunts"
0:34
I mean...he wouldn't complain😏😌
what did I just watch... again lmfao
this is an epic series tho ngl
0:52 Okay, I'm DEAD.😂😂😂😂😂😂
if you want to *** Harry, you'll have to *** us.
me: laughing so much
"I require your ---- Lucius."
**extends hand**
this is literally my favorite series, it has me dying laughing every time!
It’s funny how a censor can change the meaning of the entire sentence
Everybody gangsta until bellatrix says "girl to girl" lol(2:32)
I love this thing!
I bet you tell Harry that every single night
Harry hears those exact words a lot
Oh boy yeah 😏
1:07 oof that line got me real bad
AAAAAAA
That last frame of Dudley's utter indignation was the absolute perfect end.
BRAVO! *insert clapping noises* (Sadly I wrote like 10 ideas not even one got in )
Same :(
Same :(
i’m so sorry! but there were so many of them to go through, it was quite hard!!
Same :(
@@EverythingHP It's fine, still a wonderful youtube video. :) Maybe next time!
0:06
me:hmm
my dirty mind: Oh they have been have they (suggestive smirking face)
Is it weird that I love the one that sound like they say fuk cuz it’s funny to me?
1:44 sounds like he caught someone in 4K
"are you doing magic? Lets #### then."
HERMIONE!! YOU CANT BE THAT INTO SCHOOL
She just learned a new spell and she wants to try it out
Dikicus Erectus
@@s.nifrum4580 wait actually I just screamed💀 Im not even kidding
Me: I'm going to take this as a "Try Not To Laugh"-challenge. It's not going to be that funny, I can do it!
Also me: *chokes on laughter for the whole video*
"The Ministry doesn't send people to Azbakan for _ up their aunts."
I can't with this line. I. Literally. Can't.
PS: Always remember: you can't _ Quidditch
I was absolutely dying during this entire video!!!
I'm fan of this series!
I died after lupin said i want u all to picture the thing they **** the most and in that scene ron ***** spiders the most🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“People *#%^!? everyday...” NEVILLE, DONT SAY THAT MATE
He’s not exactly wrong
He’s telling the truth though
2:55 😂😂😂 got me R.O.F.L
Dudleys face for the 36 * myself just made it that much funnier and idk why 😂
He’s like “Okay now I understand why Harry thinks we are weird”
The ministry doesn't send people to ...............
I can't I'm wheezing and crying my childhood is ruined 😂
The fact that I knew exactly what everyone said even with sensors proves my HP addiction
Lost it at "Are you hungry, Harry?"
2:48 killed me
Didn't get mine one BUT THIS IS FABULOUS LOL
When Hermione said “what an *****”
I heard “ What an a*s”
i love how some of these have a lot of different no-no words that would still fit perfectly
best ones: 0:05, 0:13, 0:46, 0:52, 1:06, 1:25, 1:29 (the best, poor Sirius), 1:47, 2:00 (Voldemort laughs genuinely), 2:19, 2:22, 2:31, 2:36, 2:45, 2:55 (lmfao)
I’M SORRY EVERY NEVILLE CENSOR MADE ME ALMOST SPIT OUT MY YOGURT
HE’S TOO PRECIOUS NONONO
I require your * Lucius
Me: OH NO
desc: dont watch if ur young and ur parents are around
me: *watches even tho im 10 bc my mums only home and meh dads at work*
"We don't throw people in Azkaban for ****ing up their aunt!" fricking sent me.
"There'll be no foolish D***-waving!" Killed me.
1:09 I died 😂
That was mine thank you
The last one is pure gold
The one with Molly and the twins that made me laugh 😂😂😂😂
2:21 do you ever stop ***ing 😂😂
im dead- 💀
"i require your ***** Lucius"
LMAO _THIS ONE_
Ahhh yes all of the Potter fans watching will never think the same again
WE NEED MORE OF THIS 😭😭😭
0:52 that sounds very very wrong
@Aly N why thank you ;)
I lost it when Neville said “PEOPLE $&@# EVERY DAY”
0:58 Is my fav one. It's underrated.
At 2:56 my mind said “I require you côćk Lucius”
I hate how my brain autocompletes these to the actual words cause I’ve watched the movies a few too many times😭😭💀💀
The most wholesome harry potter quote there is... 1:37
2:25
Hermione we don’t bodyshame in this household
I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING THIS IS A NATIONAL TREASURE AND SO ARE YOU I HAVE WATCHED THIS ABOUT 20,000 TIMES ALREADY
"The ministry doesn't send people to Azkaban for * up their aunts" XD
This is wonderful, you made my day (although as an Australian I only have 2 hours of it left)
thanks for the heart :)
This just made my day! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
First clip and I'm already uncontrollably laughing my a** of