Jake and Amir: DJ Business

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  • Опубліковано 16 чер 2014
  • We are rewatching all of our episodes on / ja ! Also Amir's speech at Jake's wedding. Some animated shorts. Video podcasts, and more!
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  • @R3fug333
    @R3fug333 2 роки тому +337

    I love how Mickey calls Amir's work phone, but Amir pretends he's at the wedding venue.

  • @leena6615
    @leena6615 3 роки тому +108

    Three days ago I woke up with the phrase "How's down, my playah?" stuck in my head but when I looked it up I couldn't find it even though I knew it had to be Jake and Amir. Then UA-cam shoves this into my recommended like I wouldn't immediately recognize the title and be furious with the fact that they decided not to aid me in my quest when I needed them most.

    • @BlackMagicAU
      @BlackMagicAU Рік тому +2

      Does everything taste like lead to you? Or is that just a mime thing?

    • @shelby6745
      @shelby6745 13 годин тому

      The Jake and amir script archive is your friend, I have it on tap

  • @PeachBeef
    @PeachBeef 8 років тому +641

    Its getting sad how often I repeat watch some of these episode. Christ, I miss these.

    • @aidank3864
      @aidank3864 8 років тому +6

      Same ive watched all of them at least 5 times cant wait for the movie

    • @TaterTots620
      @TaterTots620 8 років тому +1

      +Aidan Kozak will there be a movie?/ don;t play me, man

    • @MrGanjaBandits
      @MrGanjaBandits 8 років тому

      +Andrew Peacher I know its horrible. I was really forward to that tv show thats not going to happen :(

    • @MrGanjaBandits
      @MrGanjaBandits 8 років тому

      +Andrew Peacher I know its horrible. I was really forward to that tv show thats not going to happen :(

    • @lukieswrld
      @lukieswrld 8 років тому

      +Andrew Peacher same

  • @ReillyQuizzle
    @ReillyQuizzle 3 роки тому +191

    Now I just always picture Ed Helms being the sweetest, most earnest and Gullible Mickey on the other end of the phone.

    • @coffin7904
      @coffin7904 Рік тому +18

      egg helms

    • @mikef7698
      @mikef7698 Рік тому +7

      @@coffin7904 I'm not a chicken

    • @tgkafg
      @tgkafg Рік тому +1

      I want his daughter to be Kristen Stewart.

    • @noahbarnes5172
      @noahbarnes5172 Рік тому +1

      @@coffin7904 Auntie Donnas slaps

    • @zumabbar
      @zumabbar 9 місяців тому

      @@mikef7698 your wife is

  • @morgoncosby9557
    @morgoncosby9557 8 років тому +276

    when Jake finished the "Mickeys" for amir at the end I just lost it XD

  • @ushnishde
    @ushnishde 5 років тому +366

    Amir's middle name is Shmuel, that's why his name is DJ Shmoomoo. Only took me 3 years to figure that out...

    • @shiftinggearswusc
      @shiftinggearswusc 4 роки тому +86

      His middle name is Valarie.
      Amir Valarie Bloomwah

    • @TriAzF
      @TriAzF 4 роки тому +31

      syNk FC In real life it’s Schmuel. It’s only Valerie in the Jake and Amir canon

    • @shiftinggearswusc
      @shiftinggearswusc 4 роки тому +43

      @@TriAzF I'm aware just having myself a little chuckle

    • @TriAzF
      @TriAzF 4 роки тому +11

      syNk FC ah I see. Sorry about that

    • @SkateOrDie666
      @SkateOrDie666 4 роки тому +13

      Penis Anthony Dooblinyay

  • @WyattCStaggers
    @WyattCStaggers 8 років тому +342

    "I'm actually setting up the turn tables as we speak Mickey" the way Amir says that cracks me up every time

    • @vincentkonopka1479
      @vincentkonopka1479 5 років тому +6

      Wyatt Staggers I read this as he said it...

    • @kofe87
      @kofe87 3 роки тому +7

      Hey, those turntables are really heavy. It took him some effort

    • @nichenetwork9817
      @nichenetwork9817 2 роки тому +1

      I faint Mickey

  • @yp_biggie1116
    @yp_biggie1116 5 років тому +434

    "DJ Shmumu on the house, in the line and turning it up.. how's down my playa". One of the best Jake and amir dialogue

    • @CONGTHEGUERILLA
      @CONGTHEGUERILLA 3 роки тому +12

      Not dialogue

    • @renegade7204
      @renegade7204 3 роки тому +8

      That is actually how I answer the phone now

    • @tripwalden7283
      @tripwalden7283 3 роки тому +11

      It was my senior quote

    • @thelaxinlonghorn
      @thelaxinlonghorn 3 роки тому +3

      I’m so glad you typed it out I wouldn’t have gotten it completely haha

    • @Ilportavoce
      @Ilportavoce 2 роки тому +2

      @@tripwalden7283 really lmao

  • @alexf0723
    @alexf0723 8 років тому +425

    mickeys kids grew up really fast

    • @AlexHamm-xx4vc
      @AlexHamm-xx4vc 8 років тому +54

      Mickey has 12 kids

    • @thomasd3104
      @thomasd3104 7 років тому +49

      +Alex. Hamm including Parm, Trav, Widely, and Sandra, the little engine that CAN'T

    • @ZT5513
      @ZT5513 7 років тому +30

      Thats Leron, not Mickey

    • @sevenseveen1337
      @sevenseveen1337 7 років тому +6

      nope... child bride

    • @labluverly
      @labluverly 6 років тому +1

      I'm swiftly losing my willing to live he has more sex then me you trump whaaaaaaat

  • @thatquietkid
    @thatquietkid 8 років тому +185

    I love how Amir looks so shocked when Jake called him out for fainting

  • @Spoinzy
    @Spoinzy 2 роки тому +67

    2:29 “I’m actually setting up the turn tables as we speak, Mickey.” The way he delivers this line always gets a laugh outta me every time I come back to this video😂

  • @prettypurloinpie
    @prettypurloinpie 3 роки тому +89

    its like a 2 second clip but amir spitting a meatball into his shirt pocket is maybe my favorite thing i've ever seen

    • @Pedakin
      @Pedakin 2 роки тому +3

      Foul

    • @feybart
      @feybart 2 роки тому +3

      It was the worst thing I saw all week.

    • @michaelramsey82
      @michaelramsey82 2 роки тому +2

      I've seen this dozens of times and that's the first time I noticed that

  • @JmanEspresso
    @JmanEspresso 8 років тому +279

    give daddy a bite of that sandwhich!

  • @TheThirdPew
    @TheThirdPew 10 років тому +1007

    DAMMIT THESE SPOTIFY PRODUCT PLACEMENTS ARE GENIUS.
    I DON'T EVEN REALIZE IT UNTIL THE COMMENTS POINT IT OUT.
    SO SEAMLESS.
    DAMMIT.

    • @theofficialbranmuffi
      @theofficialbranmuffi 10 років тому +4

      I know, there acctually pretty good lol.

    • @ToxicWolf1132
      @ToxicWolf1132 10 років тому +17

      OMIGOD.....mind blown.....(this comment brought to you by spotify

    • @HeyGuysItsMichaela
      @HeyGuysItsMichaela 10 років тому +11

      your vids are awesome! cool to know you're a J&A fan!!

    • @krombopulos_michael
      @krombopulos_michael 10 років тому +1

      It's weird though, they make it sound like a bad thing

    • @DangerousSalad
      @DangerousSalad 10 років тому +2

      this episode's was really well done but every other one so far was awful

  • @11ammas
    @11ammas 10 років тому +149

    This is a perfect example of how product placement should be done. It's subtle and in character enough that I didn't realize what it was until I read the comments but still effective enough that it really got into my head.

    • @MrSvs99
      @MrSvs99 Рік тому +4

      Damn you got it lmao. They confirmed it on their patreon series. You weren’t paranoid, you were right!

    • @Daniel_WR_Hart
      @Daniel_WR_Hart Рік тому +1

      I know this is 8 years old but I don't think they can legally do things like this anymore if they were paid to promote a product

  • @kearnzterz
    @kearnzterz 10 років тому +28

    Super subtle Spotify placement 1:37 and 3:12 without tainting the integrity of the jokes. I can respect that

    • @pruwyben
      @pruwyben Рік тому +10

      Do you think they just, like, love Spotify and shit?

    • @NDJunction
      @NDJunction Рік тому +1

      @@pruwyben yes xD
      or at least, they had to for a sponsored while

    • @juandiegoprado
      @juandiegoprado Рік тому +4

      @@pruwyben I think they got paid like a billion dollars for that advertisement

  • @music4lifesux
    @music4lifesux 4 роки тому +19

    "I'm doing everything right now Pro Bono but that doesn't mean I'm not making bank."
    "...yes it does."
    lol

  • @sambarker6141
    @sambarker6141 10 років тому +43

    That's it, I'm stealing "How's down my playa?" for sure.

  • @slycooper459
    @slycooper459 5 років тому +14

    Mickey called Amir at work, he must know he’s not setting up turntables

  • @josuesolis1382
    @josuesolis1382 4 роки тому +17

    2020 still watching Jake and Amir

  • @duanedaxalexander
    @duanedaxalexander 3 роки тому +14

    I love most cast iterations of CH, but these two have some of the best writing on the channel by far.

  • @lukieswrld
    @lukieswrld 8 років тому +246

    why does he trust you?

  • @leithdaboss6640
    @leithdaboss6640 8 років тому +61

    Sad we never get to see Mickey in an episode. He constantly gets screwed over by Amir but keeps forgiving him.

  • @thedick009
    @thedick009 8 років тому +46

    I'm happy, you're happy for me

    • @Cannonbombtv
      @Cannonbombtv 5 років тому +3

      GOOD QUESTION BUSINESS IS BOOMING!!!!

  • @maryhutch6246
    @maryhutch6246 6 років тому +18

    "im doing a gluten free june" *takes annother bite of sub

  • @AmirCollege
    @AmirCollege 4 роки тому +22

    The reason the spotify advert works in this one is because it works for the story. Pressing play on a spotify playlist is what you do when there is no DJ. It's what you do when you want to put the least amount of effort into controlling the music in a room, therefore even if Amir didn't have a chronic fainting problem, at best he would be an unnecessary DJ.

  • @decaomoral
    @decaomoral 7 років тому +12

    The expression and sound Amir makes from 0:09 to 0:11 is fucking priceless!

  • @thaggartxsoo
    @thaggartxsoo 8 років тому +28

    At 1:10 you can tell Jake is struggling not to laugh.

  • @circuitwarden
    @circuitwarden 10 років тому +5

    HAHAHAHA I love it when he puts the meatball in his pocket!!! XD

  • @AndrewPonti
    @AndrewPonti 6 років тому +12

    "Mickey my friend!" ....Jake: "Hang up" . So funny.....Jake just gave up

  • @valx5
    @valx5 Рік тому +3

    I can’t stop watching this one. classic

  • @loganmorrison4677
    @loganmorrison4677 5 років тому +1

    Jake saying mickey that much made my day week and tear

  • @Lukeo2412
    @Lukeo2412 9 років тому +6

    "I'm not actually DJing your daughters wedding Mickey" is one of my favourite songs

  • @heyimdeer
    @heyimdeer 10 років тому +84

    Poor Micky, who's going to DJ now?

  • @bloblin1267
    @bloblin1267 3 роки тому +3

    When Jake started talking to Mickey I lost my shit

  • @007phred
    @007phred 7 років тому +11

    Good for Amir, he hasn't eaten mcnuggets from the Ds in forever.

  • @claragutierrez3852
    @claragutierrez3852 10 років тому

    Awesome! I just saw Amir last week in Venice Beach!

  • @catcatcat370
    @catcatcat370 10 років тому +4

    Am I the only one who thinks these last few Jake and Amir's have been super funny again?

  • @Bestovius
    @Bestovius 5 років тому +2

    Very well made episode I love jake and amir

  • @belle2571
    @belle2571 10 років тому +3

    This is so damn funny, i love these Jake and Amir videos.

  • @QuinTambo
    @QuinTambo 10 років тому

    im really glad they didn't stop making these

  • @chrisville5467
    @chrisville5467 10 років тому

    This one really cracked me up :) thnx guys!

  • @Valientherox
    @Valientherox 10 років тому +219

    Another sly Spotify product placement I see.

    • @ahtoshkaa
      @ahtoshkaa 10 років тому +63

      nothing wrong with that, they have to eat you know...

    • @UltraJordanGaming
      @UltraJordanGaming 10 років тому +5

      Yeah, they totally don't make enough money without it... :)

    • @Valientherox
      @Valientherox 10 років тому +25

      Not saying there was anything wrong with it, to be fair. Just pointing it out. They actually do it a lot better than most channels, who make it incredibly blatant.

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 5 років тому +7

      It's actually not a sponsorship, you're not smart

  • @TheThornbreaker
    @TheThornbreaker 9 років тому

    jake and amir is so funny, every episodes make me laugh so much

  • @john181522
    @john181522 10 років тому +1

    I see that Jay-Z reference in the description - "I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man." Diamonds from Sierra Leone.

  • @chrisweatherwax3721
    @chrisweatherwax3721 9 років тому

    Holy gods the meatball in the pocket is genius. Had me cracking up!

  • @cal505
    @cal505 7 років тому +8

    "Why does he trust you?"

  • @kevinpurackel4775
    @kevinpurackel4775 10 років тому +45

    So that one guy that was blind in the fault in our stars looked exactly like amir and I was confused the whole movie...

    • @kevinpurackel4775
      @kevinpurackel4775 10 років тому +1

      Its a pretty good movie it has a good plot and its pretty funny too

    • @spencer9745
      @spencer9745 10 років тому

      It follows the plot of the book very well, if anyone was curious.

    • @ResurrectionRefuge
      @ResurrectionRefuge 10 років тому

      There was an actor in Grand Budapest Hotel who looked like Amir too.

    • @fun-fu2283
      @fun-fu2283 9 років тому

      Right?! It angered me I was looking at amir but i wasnt amir.

  • @user-ti8hq8pu1f
    @user-ti8hq8pu1f 13 днів тому

    “Living it up! How’s down my playa?” And “Pencil this DJ… Up?” 😂😂😂

  • @unfunnyperson7115
    @unfunnyperson7115 5 років тому +3

    Yo I’m about to say somethings. You all know that the auditions for the the finale we figure out that micky is actually the person who plays Andy Bernard on the office and one of the seasons is about the wedding for Andy and Angela. So what if he is friends with Amir and Amir nicknamed him Mickey so throughout the season when the camera was with some other character on the office Andy was making one of these calls to get a Dj for the wedding

  • @samp-w7439
    @samp-w7439 3 роки тому +1

    As soon as he says "Mickey, my friend" I can't help laughing, even before the actual conversation.

  • @rainingglass5554
    @rainingglass5554 Рік тому +3

    This and Vacation Scroll are truly the prime of J&A

  • @Nalimhuh
    @Nalimhuh 10 років тому

    I don't enjoy all that many of Jake and Amirs thingies but this one was genious.

  • @piratejack6577
    @piratejack6577 5 років тому

    I love these small funny series because when stops being funny it’s probably over before thst

  • @Dreams-
    @Dreams- 9 років тому +3

    This one cracked me up big time ^^

  • @saraclark9226
    @saraclark9226 10 років тому

    Love these guys💕

  • @orchdork775
    @orchdork775 6 років тому +1

    Omg I love how even when Jake talks to Mickey he says his name all the time

  • @ritamulcahey7548
    @ritamulcahey7548 5 років тому +1

    I’m crying

  • @rooboy1234567890
    @rooboy1234567890 7 років тому +3

    So funny how amir puts the meatball from his mouth into his shirt pocket hahaha

  • @shaunsmith7768
    @shaunsmith7768 10 років тому

    This was so good

  • @monikaruediger693
    @monikaruediger693 10 років тому

    Finally a good one!

  • @HadesJambix
    @HadesJambix 10 років тому +1

    I love jake and amir more than anything

  • @dantemila1698
    @dantemila1698 6 років тому

    I miss these

  • @thanaGogical
    @thanaGogical Рік тому

    i really hope they talk about this episode soon, if they havent already. probably in my top 10.

  • @ckrushel
    @ckrushel 10 років тому

    Best one in a while

  • @speedcubedude
    @speedcubedude 10 років тому

    Actually such good sponsor integration... Creative geniuses!

  • @killionairemedal
    @killionairemedal 10 років тому +81

    Micki, Micky or Mickey?

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac 10 років тому

    Epic episode!

  • @doctormerc9134
    @doctormerc9134 10 років тому

    omg I got an ad for jake and amir right before this video.

  • @jesses8161
    @jesses8161 6 років тому

    2018 and these are still the golden gods of youtube in my soy filled eyes

  • @kiraschii5629
    @kiraschii5629 3 роки тому +3

    how is Jake so sure that wasn’t gluten free bread

  • @TheCobraLord
    @TheCobraLord 10 років тому +10

    I feel that the amount of times they say Mickey is a reference to that song, "Hey, Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey."

    • @Ninjaspycarmichael
      @Ninjaspycarmichael 10 років тому +8

      They say exactly that line in an older episode

    • @markkittel44
      @markkittel44 5 років тому

      That would be the Couch episode.... Just came here from that one!

  • @MikeStanding0
    @MikeStanding0 10 років тому

    Best in a while

  • @iambehindthemirror
    @iambehindthemirror 10 років тому

    Spitting out food into his shirt-pocket was genius!

  • @Marsh-gs7zr
    @Marsh-gs7zr 10 років тому

    I'm still amazed that they can come up with fresh intro's

  • @Enzombie
    @Enzombie 7 років тому +4

    I love this video , is so fucking fun...hold on I think I'm fainting

  • @MrWarcraft1337
    @MrWarcraft1337 10 років тому

    Micky my friend! Always gets me.

  • @Rave4Christ
    @Rave4Christ 10 років тому

    One of the funniest

  • @enbyennui
    @enbyennui Рік тому

    Jake's final, dispassionate "Mickey" absolutely makes this.

  • @mousegirl67
    @mousegirl67 10 років тому

    lol this great jake and amir are funny great video

  • @Cadroidam
    @Cadroidam 7 років тому +1

    everytime he picks up the phone and starts talking to mickey in any video i die.

  • @scriptkid_rs
    @scriptkid_rs 10 років тому +1

    Jake and amir is collegehumors best series

  • @theColdrone
    @theColdrone 10 років тому

    Back to the basics with this episode.

  • @goth9ever
    @goth9ever 10 років тому +10

    Amir's DJ career was so bad, that his dad freakin moved!

  • @Asdasty
    @Asdasty 9 років тому +135

    Poor Ed Helms :(

  • @sauravkathuria
    @sauravkathuria 10 років тому

    Jake finally said Mickey, Mickey. I am so happy, Mickey. I had been waiting for that for a long time, Mickey. Mickey! Mickey?

  • @jamesbroderick1032
    @jamesbroderick1032 10 років тому +3

    it can't be just me who thinks they're more like Jake but watches a recording of their self and realizes their like Amir!

  • @tripwalden7283
    @tripwalden7283 5 років тому +1

    My senior quote is the first time amir picks up the phone

  • @PaleRaida13
    @PaleRaida13 2 роки тому +1

    Just checked the calendar and sure enough, 25th June 2014 was indeed a Wednesday xD

  • @cctomcat321
    @cctomcat321 5 років тому +1

    I'd like to think Ed Helms is on the other end of every Mickey call.

  • @bobxyzp
    @bobxyzp 4 роки тому +2

    Amir has more jobs than Homer Simpson

  • @alexmc7882
    @alexmc7882 5 років тому +2

    1:26 best Amir face confirmed.

  • @billshank9895
    @billshank9895 8 років тому

    Officially now a DJ Shmoomoo Spotify playlist.

  • @froman46992
    @froman46992 10 років тому +20

    This made me want to start using spotify!

    • @iambehindthemirror
      @iambehindthemirror 10 років тому

      Do it!

    • @froman46992
      @froman46992 10 років тому +7

      Golly! I sure will. Thanks #JakeandAmir you guys taught me that with #spoitify I too can be the dj of my own life! with so many songs to choose from, idk what has taken me so long.

    • @birthdayzrock1426
      @birthdayzrock1426 10 років тому +2

      froman46992
      What exactly is a "spoitify"? I have never come across such a word. I desperately want to be the dj of my own life, but I first need to know what that is. Please reply with haste.

    • @froman46992
      @froman46992 10 років тому +3

      Glad you asked Daniel L. Spoitify is a simple typo of spotify made by a hasty commenter on this very youtube video. Seeing that you saw that mistake gives you the ultimate satisfaction of pointing it out for all of youtube to see. You must be so proud! I know I sure am! I suggest you build a #spotifyplaylist of celebratory music to emphasize this milestone in your youtube commenting career.

    • @851852093114208513
      @851852093114208513 10 років тому +1

      froman46992 - If you appreciate and respect your favorite artists at all, you shouldn't use Spotify.

  • @sargberger
    @sargberger Рік тому +3

    woke up and tried to play the spotify playlist again but could nay get her done

  • @biz.limpkit
    @biz.limpkit 7 років тому

    it was really satisfying hearing jake say Mickey's name for some reason

  • @Levio100
    @Levio100 9 років тому +1

    Mickey is the greatest, never fails to make me laugh.

  • @xlr20ice
    @xlr20ice 6 місяців тому

    It just occurred to me that since they do the intro bits (at least in LA) immediately before filming THATS why Amir’s mouth sounds full

  • @blink182izawsm
    @blink182izawsm 6 років тому +2

    Jake is real fine in this episode 👌

  • @Arcelux
    @Arcelux Рік тому

    " guess what I'M been doing lately " smooth