Jake and Amir: Couch for Sale

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  • @kurtfilms1
    @kurtfilms1 10 років тому +534

    who the fuck thought of washing a bowl being in the sketch?

    • @Morrissey2k
      @Morrissey2k 10 років тому +113

      Youre talkin about amir here, the guy who's dad serves him up grilled jizz sandwiches. Washin a bowl aint too weird.

    • @kurtfilms1
      @kurtfilms1 10 років тому +3

      Chris M but it didn't even contribute to the story haha xD

    • @jeroenverbeeck7925
      @jeroenverbeeck7925 10 років тому +43

      they come up with 'going dickless for michael chiklis' and you think washing a bowl is weird :p

    • @kurtfilms1
      @kurtfilms1 10 років тому +2

      Jeroen Verbeeck but this contributed to the story in absolutely no way! thjey didn't even address it!

    • @jeroenverbeeck7925
      @jeroenverbeeck7925 10 років тому +23

      It was just a random, silly thing. Don't overthink it :)

  • @felynecomrade
    @felynecomrade 8 років тому +1101

    Is nobody else surprised that Amir has his shit together on a such a level that, not only does he have an apartment, but a plasma TV and a tile floor as well?

    • @CuddleCuttlefish
      @CuddleCuttlefish 8 років тому +65

      +felynecomrade Well it's a well paying job that he doesn't do. I don't think he's doing bad economically.

    • @Seb2323
      @Seb2323 8 років тому +138

      +felynecomrade There's this theory that says Amir is just a rich weirdo that one day decided to mess with Jake. That's why he's an "unpaid consultant" for CH and the reason he always seems to have money for his crazy antics and shopping sprees.

    • @URKillingme100
      @URKillingme100 8 років тому +85

      I think he actually directed Mickey to Jake's apartment. The joke really climaxes when Jake gets home.

    • @Seb2323
      @Seb2323 8 років тому +53

      haha that's a nice plot twist! And then in the end, it turns out that Mickey was bread the whole time and now Jake's apartment is also filled with bread crumbs!

    • @BlueThing64
      @BlueThing64 8 років тому +60

      On the podcast they have said that the character Amir only has money when he needs it for crazy schemes. He only has money when it's funny.

  • @bouchandre
    @bouchandre 8 років тому +868

    cleanest bowl in existence

  • @LongLongLists
    @LongLongLists 4 роки тому +212

    “Yes God DOES forbid this”

  • @Enzombie
    @Enzombie 7 років тому +989

    Mickey is the most trolled person in history

    • @oscarsaris3183
      @oscarsaris3183 7 років тому +21

      At what point is the fault on Mickey?

    • @jennyla3378
      @jennyla3378 6 років тому +14

      Mickeys' biggest mistake is being friends with Amir XD

    • @hobelarge6389
      @hobelarge6389 5 років тому +1

      What is every single episode mickey appears in?

    • @rasmuss-h1897
      @rasmuss-h1897 5 років тому +4

      nah.. rod is

    • @noahmcmurtry5853
      @noahmcmurtry5853 5 років тому +2

      @@rasmuss-h1897 stfu Rod

  • @Laf92
    @Laf92 8 років тому +530

    Mickey finally exacts his revenge

    • @MrThatcanadianguy
      @MrThatcanadianguy 4 роки тому +28

      It's even better when you remember mickey is played by ed helms. Andy Bernard ran around amirs apartment trashing his stuff

    • @DanielJayHouk
      @DanielJayHouk Рік тому

      Hopefully that makes him regret the way he treats Mickeys sick ass. Constantly trolling him

    • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
      @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 Рік тому

      One can only take so much

  • @ImSquiggs
    @ImSquiggs 4 роки тому +121

    Nothing makes me happier than hearing "Mickey, my friend!" halfway through a Jake and Amir episode, hahah

  • @Tprodctions
    @Tprodctions 9 років тому +146

    It was all a mind game, Mickey! A fuckin' riddle, Mickey!

  • @mevicky100
    @mevicky100 4 роки тому +191

    I knew it was coming, but Jake’s “Yes, God _does_ forbid this!” still made my coffee come out my nose. These videos are still gold with a heart of cold and make me beef soy.

  • @samduginski1618
    @samduginski1618 8 років тому +113

    🎶"There is no couch, Mickey
    It's all a game, Mickey
    A fucking riddle Mickey, riddle Mickey."🎶

    • @baljot1231
      @baljot1231 2 роки тому +5

      oh Mickeeeeyyyyyyyyyy

    • @emonoglesby
      @emonoglesby Рік тому +1

      You left a key!
      No trespass me!

    • @garycooper3095
      @garycooper3095 4 місяці тому +1

      your love taking me higher, higher

  • @benjaminnewington9099
    @benjaminnewington9099 8 років тому +112

    There is no couch Mickey! It was all a game Mickey! A fuckin' riddle Mickey riddle Mickey, nooooooo Mickey!

    • @Temax6
      @Temax6 3 роки тому +6

      It's gonna be worth when it starts copying my assss

    • @SuperdivorceChugsFarts
      @SuperdivorceChugsFarts 2 роки тому +3

      @@Temax6 you’re not gonna have an ass when this is done you just sliced it wide open

  • @ProudPapaJD
    @ProudPapaJD 3 роки тому +31

    How are these even better seven years later!?!?

  • @BigLulu22
    @BigLulu22 10 років тому +212

    As soon as I hear "mickey, my friend!" I know I am going to rofl

  • @signal1538
    @signal1538 5 років тому +35

    The bit where amir says he told her he was being cheeky never fails to make me grin

  • @allisonmackenzie2150
    @allisonmackenzie2150 10 років тому +28

    "the bowls clean"
    "ASS! ASS! ASS!"

  • @StefanCreates
    @StefanCreates 6 років тому +40

    Now just imagine Ed Helms going ham in Amir's apartment

  • @moocher2121
    @moocher2121 9 років тому +231

    This is like something Jon Wolf would do. Straight Global move.

    • @shinjinobrave
      @shinjinobrave 9 років тому +29

      Not technically illegal either!

    • @fares1521
      @fares1521 9 років тому +12

      The wolf is known to be a subtle diva roach

    • @darylmcmexican539
      @darylmcmexican539 9 років тому

      Is that a reference to something?

    • @shinjinobrave
      @shinjinobrave 9 років тому +9

      fayruz fikry And then Glocal pretends not to know what we're talking about just so he can create some awkward tension in this thread.
      He's an agent of chaos!

    • @darylmcmexican539
      @darylmcmexican539 9 років тому +3

      Honestly I'm pretty sure I've watched all Jake and Amir and it bugs me more than I should that I don't get a reference... I'm guessing it's from the podcast?

  • @micahhepler5207
    @micahhepler5207 8 років тому +216

    God I wish more of my friends were Jake and Amir fans. So many ace references I can never use, while they're quoting the same old TV shows everyone watches but me.

    • @garrett7390
      @garrett7390 7 років тому +2

      Micah Hepler I'll be your friend

    • @garrett7390
      @garrett7390 7 років тому

      Micah Hepler I know all the fuckin inside jokes lol

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 7 років тому +13

      My girlfriend gave me a "most bitchly" and a "not giving a shit [with the middle finger]" patches for birthday (or our anniversary, can't remember). Pretty sweet.

    • @paulined1443
      @paulined1443 7 років тому +2

      marry her

    • @micahhepler5207
      @micahhepler5207 7 років тому +1

      Wife material

  • @mrcs38
    @mrcs38 10 років тому +119

    double your bye bye, double your bye bye

  • @jackmanning1117
    @jackmanning1117 Рік тому +17

    This is such a well-written episode. The main story of the couch giveaway is funny in and of itself, but adding that to the situation of Amir inexplicably washing a bowl at his desk is just peak comedy

  • @jesusthroughmary
    @jesusthroughmary 10 років тому +20

    I think it's awesome that Amir feels the need to wash a bowl so that he is telling the truth when he says that he's washing a bowl, but there is no couch.

  • @harshmudhar96
    @harshmudhar96 10 років тому +103

    "YES God does forbid that!"
    Lol too much xD

  • @belle2571
    @belle2571 10 років тому +124

    "Ayee mickey your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind, hey mickey!" Omg... I died at that part. xD

    • @finzer2
      @finzer2 9 років тому +2

      ***** Smooth.

  • @reostzombie13
    @reostzombie13 10 років тому +61

    Mickey finally gets his revenge. Such a good feeling.

    • @MrThatcanadianguy
      @MrThatcanadianguy 4 роки тому +2

      It's even better when you remember mickey is played by ed helms. Andy Bernard ran around amirs apartment trashing his stuff

    • @Sav3TheWorld
      @Sav3TheWorld 3 роки тому +1

      Thank you! Justice is always great.

    • @StefanCreates
      @StefanCreates Рік тому

      @@MrThatcanadianguy Andy's fist going through Amir's drywall

  • @m93samman
    @m93samman 8 років тому +251

    Is it a Couch for Sale or Sal? Or is it a Couch for Sam?

    • @wisteria230
      @wisteria230 8 років тому +12

      .......Sale.

    • @wisteria230
      @wisteria230 8 років тому +12

      The worst one it could've been.

    • @yoyobanana9183
      @yoyobanana9183 7 років тому +5

      Sal

    • @shipwreck9146
      @shipwreck9146 7 років тому +18

      Sale is dead, she couldn't uhh, she couldn't flap her wings fast enough.

    • @m93samman
      @m93samman 7 років тому +3

      Her wings?

  • @dhvsheabdh
    @dhvsheabdh 8 років тому +322

    Ohhhh, Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my miinnddd. Your love taking me high-er, high-er.

    • @regularshow960
      @regularshow960 6 років тому +17

      The proof is in the smile, and people only smile when they're happy!

    • @gbird.
      @gbird. 6 років тому +10

      KingdomOfFandoms Dipshit! N to the O Z

    • @luftgabriel
      @luftgabriel 6 років тому +9

      I want to stay in NY, bitch

    • @ryanpellattmusic
      @ryanpellattmusic 5 років тому +5

      There is no couch Mickey, it was all a game mickey

    • @Qwerasd
      @Qwerasd 5 років тому +4

      A fucking riddle, Mickey, riddle, Mickey. MICKEY MY FRIEND.

  • @ianhammock4564
    @ianhammock4564 2 роки тому +13

    I love that the one thing Jake understands is Amir not wanting people to have his number when he does this

  • @narly4860
    @narly4860 9 років тому +39

    Pretty sure I saw Jon Wolf doing this once! Highly immoral just not illegal.

  • @janvincent497
    @janvincent497 4 роки тому +8

    Everytime I think I found my favorite jake and amir episode, i click on another and have to reevaluate.

  • @ObvsCam93
    @ObvsCam93 10 років тому +16

    I knew the Mickey reference was coming and it still didn't disappoint lol

  • @SloeElvis
    @SloeElvis 10 років тому +20

    1:20 you know, that person said all that really quickly

    • @asheca97
      @asheca97 10 років тому +1

      that's what I was thinking haha

  • @Roselieansy
    @Roselieansy 10 років тому +142

    Anybody else think Jake sounds like Jerry Seinfeld every now and then?

    • @NisitNaidu
      @NisitNaidu 10 років тому +16

      yeah he does! never realized that

    • @jimkillerx
      @jimkillerx 10 років тому +5

      haaha

    • @QQ-tg5xb
      @QQ-tg5xb 5 років тому +1

      And he even looks a little bit like jerry Seinfeld when he smiles,right?

    • @NotHeresrsly
      @NotHeresrsly 4 місяці тому

      In case you haven't seen this in 10 years, 1:55 to see how much Amir sounds like Seinfeld -
      ua-cam.com/video/xgzhIV9D2SE/v-deo.htmlsi=6mGAYouE2j1l8ttA

  • @neufy73
    @neufy73 10 років тому +5

    these guys never get old

  • @jamesagnew7809
    @jamesagnew7809 6 років тому +5

    God 2018 and you can't beat a drunk 2am jake and amir binge

  • @thalunizz21
    @thalunizz21 10 років тому +35

    Seize the cheese!!

  • @iblame_nargles
    @iblame_nargles 2 роки тому +4

    "God forbids this"
    Mickey calls
    Amir: "Speak of the devil!"
    Jake: "Jesus..."

  • @SquirtleLuv
    @SquirtleLuv 10 років тому +20

    Why do I get the feeling that they were just waiting to tell that joke they ended with...

    • @frugihoyi
      @frugihoyi 10 років тому +5

      I have no idea why you got that feeling. I got the feeling that part was just improvised.

  • @nicoreuel2092
    @nicoreuel2092 9 років тому +33

    Someone should make a playlist of all the episodes featuring calls to Mickey

  • @MarshallAcosta
    @MarshallAcosta 2 роки тому +2

    I work at a fast food place and I’ve used the washing a bowl line many times over the drive thru speaker. They never say anything about it but.. it still makes me giddy on the inside like a little girl.

  • @ramyap6410
    @ramyap6410 6 років тому +3

    Now I gotta get this outta my head - "oh mickey you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind oh mickey oh mickey"

  • @EPICmitre
    @EPICmitre 10 років тому

    These are getting better and better

  • @AndrewPonti
    @AndrewPonti 7 років тому +4

    "Micky my friend!" I'd be like "Hang up....hang up now". Also, "AND WHY DID YOU BRING THAT BUCKET?"

  • @OriginalArqi
    @OriginalArqi 10 років тому

    This is one of my favorite episodes yet!

  • @SkullTraill
    @SkullTraill 10 років тому

    The hey mickey reference at the end JUST MADE IT. Ever since we were introduced to mickey I've been WAITING for this to be incorporated into one of the episodes ahahaha... years I've been waiting for this!!

  • @alexandergusdorf65
    @alexandergusdorf65 Рік тому +1

    This video probably contains the best line readings of “ASS!” in the entire series

  • @chaso426
    @chaso426 10 років тому +11

    the bowl is clean!!!!!

  • @mikelor84
    @mikelor84 5 років тому +1

    Amir was very Glocal-esque in this episode. his prank is not illegal, but so subtle

  • @hotdog7583
    @hotdog7583 9 років тому +1

    This is probably one of the best Jake &Amir skits haha.

  • @cynthialee9651
    @cynthialee9651 10 років тому +6

    hahahahahahhhaaha ive been laughing at mickeys phone call for like 5 minutes soo funny

  • @OneTimeCrazy
    @OneTimeCrazy 10 років тому

    never stop uploading these!

  • @OhRyeN
    @OhRyeN 10 років тому +12

    jake and amir marathon
    ramen CHECK
    monster Check
    more cafeinne check
    start

  • @latinferlife
    @latinferlife 10 років тому +1

    To college humor
    I do appreciate the frequency of which these videos are posted, thank you
    Sincerely, a chubby Latino kid

  • @Jteee1
    @Jteee1 10 років тому +1

    Loving the If I were you reference with the "dish is clean"

  • @spinaka28
    @spinaka28 10 років тому

    Best jake and amir since a while

  • @meter5392
    @meter5392 Рік тому +2

    after nine years i finally get the last joke

  • @NolPatrol
    @NolPatrol 2 роки тому +1

    A star is born? Nah. A couch is for sale

  • @BigDamnVanguard
    @BigDamnVanguard 10 років тому +7

    MOM. STOP WASHING THE DISH.

  • @duckypower9181
    @duckypower9181 10 років тому +18

    Oh Mickey your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind hey Mickey xD

  • @TheMasterDubs
    @TheMasterDubs 10 років тому

    Love this series please keep it up

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness 4 місяці тому

    I like that the couch is "tastefully distressed" but also "beautifully restored"

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 8 років тому +9

    Hey, hey, hey Mickie

  • @jonahesty
    @jonahesty 9 років тому +8

    I wanted Jake to answer the phone and say that the couch was available and just make Amir give up a couch for free

  • @ManuelRospigliosi
    @ManuelRospigliosi 10 років тому

    This was a great episode!

  • @ZZ29993
    @ZZ29993 4 роки тому +3

    I told her I was being cheeky 😂

  • @kylebierly1639
    @kylebierly1639 9 років тому +12

    Meanwhile, a wild Caldwell appears.

  • @judeconnor-macintyre9874
    @judeconnor-macintyre9874 2 роки тому +2

    I like to think on the other end of the Mikey calls Mikey keeps on saying 'Amir'
    like, 'Amir my friend'

  • @Nonyah123
    @Nonyah123 10 років тому

    Every time an episode with Mickey comes I feel happy. Feels like he's talking to me. XD

  • @joshioaz85
    @joshioaz85 6 років тому

    It's 2017 and I'm gonna go listen to that song right now... And Comment Jake & Amir sent me..

  • @sjoerdadlp
    @sjoerdadlp 10 років тому

    Best Jake and Amire in months!

  • @OhSoNerdyMe
    @OhSoNerdyMe 10 років тому

    Haha! I was waiting for the song!!

  • @FmsLuckyy
    @FmsLuckyy 9 років тому +1

    this one of their best episodes

  • @rancidmilk60
    @rancidmilk60 10 років тому

    jake and amir do it again, my heroes

  • @user-cf4zm1mp9t
    @user-cf4zm1mp9t 7 років тому +8

    In all seriousness, Jon Wolf does actually do this.

  • @Ashleypare95
    @Ashleypare95 10 років тому

    Anyone else like the amount of tabs that open now when you want to backtrack up a line of comments?

  • @Twitch8965
    @Twitch8965 10 років тому

    You're the hero the internet needs but doesn't deserve!

  • @QuickScopersUnknown
    @QuickScopersUnknown 10 років тому

    You are an amazing UA-camr!

  • @conornolan5926
    @conornolan5926 10 років тому +4

    Anyone else notice the if I were you reference, "mama the dish is clean."

  • @DavitFilms
    @DavitFilms 10 років тому

    This Makes it to the Top 10 for me

  • @Ted1246
    @Ted1246 10 років тому +6

    "Just...*one*...more...*SCREW IT*"

  • @SinisterDirector
    @SinisterDirector 10 років тому

    I can't wait to see how youtube reacts to Jake and Amir: Tongue. I don't know if they'll even put it on youtube because of what happens in it. Still though, one of the best episodes they've ever done.

  • @nylecroc
    @nylecroc 10 років тому

    Thanks Jake and Amir for the #IfIWereYouShow reference!!! To all the loyal viewer... THE DISH IS CLEAN!!!

  • @Daroga1
    @Daroga1 10 років тому

    The Mickey line at the end was the best reference ever.

  • @rocksaregray
    @rocksaregray 9 років тому +1

    The bowl is absolutely genius.

  • @Yaalah
    @Yaalah 10 років тому

    YES! I was hoping for Micky to get involved!

  • @Matthew_Bowker
    @Matthew_Bowker 5 років тому

    Why do you think I’ll answer it? The bowls clean! 😂😂

  • @egio787
    @egio787 8 років тому +2

    Still my favorite episode lol

  • @MrMcSpoinkle
    @MrMcSpoinkle 10 років тому

    THE DISH IS CLEAN!

  • @saxo689
    @saxo689 3 роки тому +1

    What i love about jake and amir is that you never know which joke they are going to use
    For example, i love the “Mickey” references

  • @JoJoJoris
    @JoJoJoris 10 років тому

    Dat description.. so good haha

  • @Viizzai-os
    @Viizzai-os 10 років тому

    I want to say you are like an internet superhero.

  • @idledreams24
    @idledreams24 5 років тому

    Oh the times when you didn't have to have a clickbait thumbnail cuz the contents just so good!

  • @SelladorOfficial
    @SelladorOfficial 10 років тому

    Poor Mickey :/
    The writing for this series is amazing. After so many episodes they still come up with generally funny scripts and add things such as cleaning the bowl for no reason to spice things up.

  • @Bar1noYee
    @Bar1noYee 10 років тому

    Oh my god that ending.. Brings back so many bad memories of pop music :D

  • @TheShadyPhoenix
    @TheShadyPhoenix 10 років тому

    I saw that "Hey Mickey" at the end coming by a long shot.

  • @Syringey
    @Syringey 9 років тому

    lmbo! Keep em comin! Genius

  • @CountCintron
    @CountCintron 10 років тому

    Every time I see that username, I cry tears of happiness.

  • @superanimeniac
    @superanimeniac 8 років тому +1

    whoa, had the stonycomedy video playing in the background, and somehow completely coincidentally as amir started talking to mickey, the videos synched up perfectly, causing a cool echo

  • @OughtaBeFun
    @OughtaBeFun 10 років тому

    Your username is epic. Hoping to see you again in other UA-cam videos!

  • @justincasekazoo
    @justincasekazoo 10 років тому

    Haha, I was waiting for Amir to start singing that song.

  • @meherali8026
    @meherali8026 9 років тому

    I looooiove jake and Amir lol I'm so sad they're ending