It blows my mind how she thinks she can maintain hair of that length without getting regular trims. It’s killing her hair which is why it’s thinned so much.
The split ends need to be cut off for sure, but she also doesn't take proper care of her hair either. Wet hair is more vulnerable but it also means that products work better on it. That's why we put shampoo on wet hair and not dry hair, but the same also goes for hair oil and other products. And you shouldn't go outside with wet hair for the same reason. Protect it!
Your hair loss is not from heat damage. Stress causes hair loss and your body is under significant stress. Also, pair that with no estrogen for a double whammy against your hair.
Did she have her ovaries removed together with her uterus or just uterus? I can’t remember. Asking cause if she still got her ovaries she would still be producing estrogen
@@crow22zero total abdominal hysterectomy. Doc had her on estrogen for a year after the hysterectomy. A whole kerfuffle about why was she on it if it raises her chances of other cancers, blah, blah. So she's off it now.
She's in panic mode about her hair. She is taking immediate steps to prevent further damage now. As for the 550lb body that the hair is attached to - "well uh I'm gunna make mustakes and that's ok bc I'm down 0.8lbs today so watch me eat!"
Thing is, she actually does care as much. Never washes it, drowns it in dry shampoo, pretends she’s super worried about it but literally doesn’t do anything. So, she is consistent about that.
@@Romaki96Someone once stated that they aren’t able to fit in the salon chairs. I’m sure she could pay someone to come out and cut her hair, but she’s said before it’s like a security blanket. I’m the same with my hair as I hate my side profile lol.
She prides on having long hair to make her look "slimmer". I would love to see how many of those cringey desperate thirst-toks she'd make if she had shorter hair (hopefully none). But in all honesty, having shorter hair would make her life so much easier (her arms look painfully heavy).
Why you gave your opinion about her hair nobody care about your opinion because you just want to make fun of Amber , you participate at the harassment .
Your hair is like that because of poor diet and hydration. Heat makes it worse. When I was anorexic and restricted my water intake, my hair was butt length and dry, straw-like, split ends. When I recovered so did my hair
Amber, you stopped HRT after your hysterectomy, you never follow up with an oncologist, you’re on a steady diet of grease, salt, and sugar in copious amounts as well as not hydrating. Your diet is not suitable for someone who is struggling with hormones. It’s not about your hair being fried and it’s not about the shampoo. It’s simply reflecting your poor health.
@@maryadam7760I agree with you, but I think it’s less her being a picky eater and more her being so addicted to junk food & her emotions being directly connected to what food she consumes
When I've seen people do things "for the plot" it's things like moving country on a whim, changing career paths, things like that. For Amber, it's trying a pickled egg.... It's sad really
5:06 I NEVER BEEN A CURLY HAIR GIRLIE POP made me burst out laughing out loud 😫😫😫 why does watching her feel like she is impersonating herself sarcastically but she’s actually for real… so weird but I’m here for it lol
"Ohhh my goosssh"... ."actuuuuuuallllllieeee", "hellllloooooo", "Like shook"..... Your chameleon-like behavior is so scary. You scout and study others, then rob parts of them to falsely create your persona of the day.
I know . There are soooo many new things she could be vlogging instead of these repeat scenes. We get that nothing in Torrid fits you so why another clip of shopping in there ? And the bingo . Omg
I have never met someone who is SO scared to try new food and yet loves absolutely everything. It's mind boggling. What the ever loving duck is there to be "so nervous" about? Worst case scenario is literally just not eating it. Which in the grand scheme of your relationship with food is probably good for you.
Girl, you were a recommended tiktok after he watched something completely different. You werent "On" the podcast. I would be so embarrassed to flex that lol. I have a stupid tiktok I did that got 9.7 million views and its the first thing that pops up if you google the product I was using lol. You're not famous either am I, lol. Get over yourself
@@MsKira1313 either trolling or she literally had to use it as a way for people to actually want to watch her vid 😭 nothing really happened in the vlog so that’s all she really had
Does she connect doing some actual real work, volunteer work and therapy could create a purpose and maybe feeling better or is that too much accountability and uncomfortableness? She seemed happier for a very short time when she worked and had regular friend time, but then her personality d/o ruined it with sabotaging relationships and quitting work. The things she focuses on now are so trivial and sad.
girl you probably need a bond builder like olaplex or k18 to repair the damage. also getting more frequent trims will prevent your split ends from splitting further up your hair shaft
Yep this fixed my hair. Didn’t have to turn to my audience either, just a search on the good old World Wide Web… but last time ALR did that she thought she was drinking editable mold 🤷♀️
Your hair has never been thick. You need to cut it short, it would look alot better. You can't keep hiding behind that stringy hair anymore. People see you coming down an isle and don't notice the hair.
Why are you acting like this, Amber? If you go back and watch your videos from 2018 you act nothing like this. The nails and the new trendy lingo and the whole “girlypop” thing…it’s like you’re trying to sound like Jeffree Star. It’s so cringe, just stop.
"Literally traumatized me beyond words" then proceeds to spend the next five minutes describing with words exactly how damaging her hair is traumatizing 😂
That’s her legacy - the reason she still makes money is because of how unliked she is on the internet. People watch out of spite, that’s all she has left.
She is such a hard worker , she clocked in for her weekly 12 minute shift , you’re such an inspiration ❤
LOL
Gorl, your hair isn’t Fried, it needs the split ends cut off
Also ovaries
And a wash
It blows my mind how she thinks she can maintain hair of that length without getting regular trims. It’s killing her hair which is why it’s thinned so much.
Very true from a forty six year old woman with split ends.
The split ends need to be cut off for sure, but she also doesn't take proper care of her hair either. Wet hair is more vulnerable but it also means that products work better on it. That's why we put shampoo on wet hair and not dry hair, but the same also goes for hair oil and other products. And you shouldn't go outside with wet hair for the same reason. Protect it!
not the werther's AND bingo! Amber is in her retirement era
"Git outta muh swamp!" -ALR 2024
Is she going to ignore how the fact she does not take estrogen and went into early menopause has had an effect on her hair?!
She’s preparing for halloween
That was 3 yrs ago. Her hair is falling out and thin as a result of a lack of a nutritional diet.
She refuses to take accountability for shit but she'll still complain and expect sympathy for the consequences of her own actions
@@j.b4964it doesn’t stop just because it was 3yrs ago, lack of oestrogen is still a problem.
I have had a hysterectomy and it is probably the estrogen
Your hair loss is not from heat damage. Stress causes hair loss and your body is under significant stress. Also, pair that with no estrogen for a double whammy against your hair.
Did she have her ovaries removed together with her uterus or just uterus? I can’t remember. Asking cause if she still got her ovaries she would still be producing estrogen
@@crow22zero total abdominal hysterectomy. Doc had her on estrogen for a year after the hysterectomy. A whole kerfuffle about why was she on it if it raises her chances of other cancers, blah, blah. So she's off it now.
@@crow22zeroYes, her ovaries were removed.
Triple whammy-- her diet is abysmal-she’s likely low in most nutrients, and drinks almost No water.
She's in panic mode about her hair. She is taking immediate steps to prevent further damage now. As for the 550lb body that the hair is attached to - "well uh I'm gunna make mustakes and that's ok bc I'm down 0.8lbs today so watch me eat!"
She thinks the hair covers her 550lb body.
I have NEVER seen your hair, "thick", it must have been back when you were a dance choreographer... 😂🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂
lmao u a trip
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eating a pickled egg "for the plot" 💀 this season is dry af, gorls
This is the saddest era
499.0 elbees
Thinks she fried her hair
Wasn't on h3 podcast, only her tiktok thumbnail popped up for a sec.
Still better love story than twilight ✨💟
Thank u for the summary 😭😭
@@Evie_1240 ❤️❤️❤️
Thanks gorl
You're doing God's work
not the duck lips every 5 sec
The duck lips and peace sign thing is very over
She's living in her 2016 Era.
I wish!
You weren't on the podcast, and I'm sure they don't have a clue who you are.
She legitimately claimed not even a year ago Trisha wanted her on the podcast now she’s like “so they know meeeeee”? Lol
I was thinking that but then it got me thinking why she's in their recommendations
Lol
You don’t get it, people in the H3 comments were saying how much they love her etc. So of course they know her…she’s an influencer after all 😂
Get a hair cut and invest in a good hair oil
is only she cared about her health as much as she does her hair.
She hardly washes it
Thing is, she actually does care as much. Never washes it, drowns it in dry shampoo, pretends she’s super worried about it but literally doesn’t do anything. So, she is consistent about that.
Her hair would be better in that case too
She treats her hair like she treats her health.
H3 about to send a cease and desist
The title is definitely giving Jake Doolittle.
500 pounds and acting like hair is your problem it’s not your problem honey
And that her hair’s the way it is because she’s not young anymore and not because she’s 500 lbs and post menopausal.
@@DayManAHHHahher ageism is out of control
Oh, her hair is definitely a problem for her. She prides on her looks that much because of it.
Get a haircut
@danniieem2840 She thinks her hair covers the extra 400 pounds
So many women on MSPL have that hair length and it's just ridiculous. Doesn't it bother them while showersitting? Seems like a hazard.
@@Romaki96Someone once stated that they aren’t able to fit in the salon chairs. I’m sure she could pay someone to come out and cut her hair, but she’s said before it’s like a security blanket. I’m the same with my hair as I hate my side profile lol.
She prides on having long hair to make her look "slimmer".
I would love to see how many of those cringey desperate thirst-toks she'd make if she had shorter hair (hopefully none).
But in all honesty, having shorter hair would make her life so much easier (her arms look painfully heavy).
Why you gave your opinion about her hair nobody care about your opinion because you just want to make fun of Amber , you participate at the harassment .
She seemed high while trying the pickled eggs.
@jackmeoff8147 She’s always high or drunk
looked high in the store too lmao. is she just high all day or what
@@abbie-1215what else does she have to do besides get high and eat?
You do not hide being high well at all. DARE to be different, Gorl.
its not even real weed either. its barely “legal” delta 8 from the sketchy gas station down the street lmao
“Traumatized” by the change in her hair but won‘t bother to go to the hairdresser even once for help and advice
She needs to see a Dr and a Derm because a hairdresser can't help it from thinning
Idk if she could fit in their chair honestly
She won't go to the hairdresser because she doesn't fit in the chair.
You know our gorl. Always complaining but not willing to make a change.
She's not even bothered enough to google how to take care of your hair. Not even hairfluencers.
Your hair is like that because of poor diet and hydration. Heat makes it worse. When I was anorexic and restricted my water intake, my hair was butt length and dry, straw-like, split ends. When I recovered so did my hair
but u cant repair split ends...if they split they need to be cut off or it gets worse
congratz to recovering from anorexia 😊
@@foooxface I mean after getting a haircut during recovery, I let it grow back out and didn’t get split ends again
@@Sharon_L_W that was the right thing to do but amber will never ever cut it..not the amount it needs to be healthy
Your hair isn’t dying because of heat. You dying girl
Your hair is falling out bc you’re in menopause
“It tastes really vinegary. It might be the vinegar.”🤣
She’s already deleting the comments that she “doesn’t read”😂
typical amber!
How about losing 300 pounds... for the plot.
'this is the female version of grumpy cat'
girl grumpy cat was a female cat
Glad I’m not the only one who caught that 😂
Age and having a hysterectomy, changes the hair texture a lot. It's normal babes. Just play with non heat curls
Her hair texture is exactly the same she just doesn’t take care of it
She's 33, not 53.
@@jessicameagan4198Having a hysterectomy changes a lot in terms of hormones, etc. Her physical age vs her "health's" age could be vastly different.
she doesn't go to a hair salon to have it trimmed, it's split ends because amber does nothing to take care of herself
@@lisarae7823 I agree as far as "health age" for sure.
Her fucking arms. My God.
Eating like shit and not drinking enough water is a definite culprit of your hair not being healthy DUH
Ur so right about not drinking enough water !!!
You obviously don’t know anything about trauma if you’re saying that your hair is causing that for you. It’s insulting for people who actually have it
Imagine going to a store for plus size people and not being able to fit down the aisle……
🤣🤣🤣🤣. That was my 1st thought too there girlie pop! 😂
She almost gets stuck
Omg. You made me lol.
That sounds something from a comedy.
The way she came barreling through the aisle and hit all the clothes made me laugh so much LMAO
Amber, you stopped HRT after your hysterectomy, you never follow up with an oncologist, you’re on a steady diet of grease, salt, and sugar in copious amounts as well as not hydrating. Your diet is not suitable for someone who is struggling with hormones. It’s not about your hair being fried and it’s not about the shampoo. It’s simply reflecting your poor health.
I mean her diet isn’t suitable for anyone
And not a vitamine or mineral in sight. 😰
9:36 Those farts will be otherworldly 😂
Werther Candies, Bingo, thinning hair and estrogen deficiency ….. she is more in her 60’s than I am lol !!!! And I certainly am 🤣
That black dress makes you look like a couch
Couchphobic
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The size of those arms is wild.
That's what eating 6k calories will do to a person but she plays bingo now so she needed bingo wings
Free likeva boird, maybe a Condor
They are *massive* it is actually shocking to see
They are wider than some people, it's wild to think about.
@@kj-pn8llright.. and the way her elbows have all that extra stuff too .. god
Girl you know that that scale is back in the 500 😢
Stop saying girly pop!
How is it you’re so worried about the damage you’ve done to your hair but not the damage you’ve done to your body? 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Can't believe you showed us what the inside of an egg looks like 🤣
That’s probably the first time she’s ever seen the inside of an egg.
I can’t watch this boring woman anymore. I’m freeing myself like a pigeon
Yes! #stopwatchingALR
Grumpy cat was a girl
The duck lips and the peace sign 🥱
Where ?
Omg chew your food. You have whole chunks of food in your stomach.
is it just me or has her hair never been thick 🥴
She's always had thin ass hair it just looks worse now that she's got 13 strands left lol
Nah girl... You can't be a picky eater AND be 500lbs. Just stop.
Yes you can- cheesy potato lady
She just has the eating habits of a toddler.
I don’t like Amberlynn but yes you can. You just eat a lot of the same foods you’re used to. So for her it’s junk
@@maryadam7760I agree with you, but I think it’s less her being a picky eater and more her being so addicted to junk food & her emotions being directly connected to what food she consumes
Of course you can be both… how silly.
When I've seen people do things "for the plot" it's things like moving country on a whim, changing career paths, things like that. For Amber, it's trying a pickled egg.... It's sad really
😂😂😂
You are not a picky eater, stop...you enjoy everything you put in your mouth!
My thoughts exactlly!
“You’re not a picky eater if you’re 600lbs” Dr Now
She's so quirky 😂
You look like you do too.
@Bigeyeroll You’re defending Amber by insulting someone who obviously weighs hundreds of pounds less than her? Try again, honey🤣🤣🤣
Her hair does not look healthy she need to cut it to her shoulders at least, half of it is thin and stringy
the way her arms look….
Chest Piece.
Reese's Piece.
Lego Piece.
20-Piece.
Rest in Peace.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🫣😱💀
😂😂😂
😂😂😂 that is superb
😂🤣😂🤣
Chef's kiss 💋 😂
1:28 Amberlynn can barely fit in the aisle. This is just sad.
Yea she's completely eaten herself to the point that even turning sideways doesn't help
What are you even talking about lol? She walks through them fine, besides, stores usually have smaller aisle
@@annac4759haha no 😂 stop lying
Honestly your hair is fine, it should be the least of your concern! Focus on taking care of your BODY & losing 400lbs
Hey! It’s only 399 lbs as she’s below 500 now!
Holy shit her arms
Like two flabby tree trunks, eh?
They're actually deformed at this point, it's disturbing and tragic
Girlypop is giving me an aneurysm
A healthy diet is important for healthy hair
I think Amber is beginning to realize she’s insanely boring without side characters
Nah, she’s fine. Funny and cute ❤
@@purplemonsoon8376😂
5:06 I NEVER BEEN A CURLY HAIR GIRLIE POP made me burst out laughing out loud 😫😫😫 why does watching her feel like she is impersonating herself sarcastically but she’s actually for real… so weird but I’m here for it lol
@@crow22zero I know what you mean, it cracks me up 😅
Why watch an "insanely boring" person?
Why did you stop doing the Shih tzu hair? Was it because of the Big Chungus picture?
3:50 grumpy cat is female 😢
Came here to say this, too. RIP Tardar Sauce ✊😿
her arms….out of control
just like her life
I was eating and gagged
Bro has built in water wings.
It’s been. 😂
Looks like elephant balls.🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Ohhh my goosssh"... ."actuuuuuuallllllieeee", "hellllloooooo", "Like shook".....
Your chameleon-like behavior is so scary. You scout and study others, then rob parts of them to falsely create your persona of the day.
*chameleon
Don’t forget girly pop
Literallllllyyyyyy, you guuuuuurl that one! :)
I've never seen someone spell "chameleon" like that. Oh my goodness 😂
Yep noticed that also.
For someone who doesn’t believe in God… she surly loves to asks for prayers a lot. 🤔
we get 12 mins of the same 💩
Then don’t watch??
@@Spongebob-kx5kb Amberlynn????Feeder???
I know . There are soooo many new things she could be vlogging instead of these repeat scenes. We get that nothing in Torrid fits you so why another clip of shopping in there ? And the bingo . Omg
@Spongebob-kx5kb Why are you supporting someone that lied about being assaulted?
@Spongebob-kx5kb don’t read the comments if they’re too much for you
I have never met someone who is SO scared to try new food and yet loves absolutely everything. It's mind boggling. What the ever loving duck is there to be "so nervous" about? Worst case scenario is literally just not eating it. Which in the grand scheme of your relationship with food is probably good for you.
a picky eater doesn't eat all the junk you do. You are NOT a picky eater. 😂😂
Children are picky eaters and eat like that
@@radioactivefrequencies527yeah but picky eaters usually have a select amount of food they actually like … our gorl amber eats literally anything
@@radioactivefrequencies527 my 10 year old sure doesn't eat like that. 😂And he never did.
Girl, you were a recommended tiktok after he watched something completely different. You werent "On" the podcast. I would be so embarrassed to flex that lol. I have a stupid tiktok I did that got 9.7 million views and its the first thing that pops up if you google the product I was using lol. You're not famous either am I, lol. Get over yourself
Just my opinion, but I think she was trolling at this part.
@@MsKira1313 either trolling or she literally had to use it as a way for people to actually want to watch her vid 😭 nothing really happened in the vlog so that’s all she really had
The voice after mentioning her “stardom” in the h3 podcast should be thrown out
whats your tricep routine?
It's the fork to mouth arm curl I think
Gorl please. H3 didn't pay you any attention. They skipped over you. That doesn't equal you being on their podcast. 🙄
"do it for the plot"
It's a freaking egg. Wtf is your life?
Taking every opportunity to trot out those snot green fingernails the whole 12 minutes.
Your brain is fried.
Why the frick are you talking like that? You haven’t lived in cali for over 10 years.
Try not since she was 18
And even then her accent and personality changes every few months. It’s wild
She's talking like her tiktoc gurly pops 🤣
Alexandra Rodriguez
She loves watching LA UA-camrs.
Why what! The duck lips in the camera! I realize there are 100 other things that are stupid and irritating but JS!
Grumpy cat WAS a girl...
Take it easy,get over yourself gorl😅
@@sylwia7060 for stating the fact that grumpy cat was a girl? Yeah, ok.
@@sylwia7060I think it's you who needs to get over themselves. OP started a fact.
@@LJ-dv2wl talk to someone who actually cares sweetie 😘
@@sylwia7060 you cared enough to reply you goof. 😍
those farts are gonna STANK after the pickled eggs🤢
Does she connect doing some actual real work, volunteer work and therapy could create a purpose and maybe feeling better or is that too much accountability and uncomfortableness? She seemed happier for a very short time when she worked and had regular friend time, but then her personality d/o ruined it with sabotaging relationships and quitting work. The things she focuses on now are so trivial and sad.
She is too lazy.
😅JUST STOP EMBARRASSING UR SELF
“I was on h3 podcast” is giving the SpongeBob “I was on tv” moment girl bye
girl you probably need a bond builder like olaplex or k18 to repair the damage. also getting more frequent trims will prevent your split ends from splitting further up your hair shaft
Bond Repair from L'Oréal is pretty good.
Yep this fixed my hair. Didn’t have to turn to my audience either, just a search on the good old World Wide Web… but last time ALR did that she thought she was drinking editable mold 🤷♀️
Yep. Hair cut and olaplex bonding oil fixed my hair sooooo fast!
And here she is filling her face on camera yet again and claiming to be "on track" is so quirky
it’s an egg you can chill
It's because shes" in the 400s you guise".
@@maryadam7760an egg on camera for amber turns into 6 orders of door dash LMAOOO
@@2xxnevaehh sure it does
@@maryadam7760 it does!! if it didn’t she would’ve lost a couple pounds 😊
You need to cut your hair. Many inches. You can’t fix it when it’s fried or breaking.
The “h’llo h’llooo” is reeeeeeally killing me 😭
I can’t believe you’re just okay being on death’s door. It’s really disturbing watching you document the inevitable…😟
That waddle…
Your hair has never been thick.
You need to cut it short, it would look alot better.
You can't keep hiding behind that stringy hair anymore.
People see you coming down an isle and don't notice the hair.
Stop saying you are a picky eater, if you were you wouldn't be 500lbs
Why is she trying to talk like Amanda bynes? 💀
I’ve never seen someone so into looking at themself and making faces in the camera like you’re so cute. It’s so cringe😬😖
Can she even fit in torrid clothes anymore
@Ashlie258 She can’t even fit in Torrid aisles anymore
Doubtful
Clearly she can
@@tayto721not very clear considering even from the beginning her torrid dresses would turn into crop tops with an attached skirt.
H3 has no idea who you are…get over yourself.
How are you not aware of menopausal symptoms after your hysterectomy????
How are you a picky eater at 500lbs?
No h3 doesn’t know you lmao you’re f ucked
Exactly! LiarLynn 😂
You don’t trim it, you don’t take vitamins or drink water..
Why are you acting like this, Amber? If you go back and watch your videos from 2018 you act nothing like this. The nails and the new trendy lingo and the whole “girlypop” thing…it’s like you’re trying to sound like Jeffree Star. It’s so cringe, just stop.
"Literally traumatized me beyond words" then proceeds to spend the next five minutes describing with words exactly how damaging her hair is traumatizing 😂
Gorl, your not 14, stop with the duck-face and peace signs. Are you purposely trying to be unlikable?
That’s her legacy - the reason she still makes money is because of how unliked she is on the internet. People watch out of spite, that’s all she has left.
Your arms remind me of the water wings that I used to wear as a kid, when I went into the swimming pool.
😂😂 Although those water wings looks cutes on kids, Amber's arms don't look cute.
HELP THAT IS *EXACTLY* WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE