@@bbutterflyIt’s ironic as hell seeing her guzzle a sports hydration drink. The salt is there to replace the electrolytes you lose from sweating and being active, but if you don’t need that replaced it is an awful lot of sodium! Way more than Diet Coke and the other non-water liquids she consumes.
The bet you guys the next thing she is going to say Alexis is the most motivating person she had ever met in her life. Nobody has ever done that before. 😂😂😂😂
@@livilivinglife If your chihuahuas are faster than you, there may be a problem. Plus dogs often like to stop and sniff on walks, and Twinkie is an older dog now.
With every new partner right around the corner, she develops a new internet personality, trying to be a dainty gorl and introducing new mannerisms, showering and brushing her hair.
You could just boil eggs yourself and leave them in the fridge with the shell still on, peel when you wanna eat. They taste way better and aren't covered in preservatives
@@danielle7903 Probably because the market for that level of lazy has yet to extend beyond the US. The first time I saw them in a supermarket I spent a solid 10 minutes laughing about it to myself.
The reason Twinkie takes a longish time is cos shes kept inside alot and when she gets to go out side she loves to sniff around and explore her environment. Dont rush her when you go for walks and take her every time. Dont be selfish even with walking her cos she slows you down. Thats pretty narcissistic thinking.
I follow someone who has 114k subscribers, has a part time job and a family. They live stream at least twice a week, and make videos too I don’t watch Amber, I just come to the comment section before I go to work.😂
The white at the bottom is from the residue of the flavoring powder they put in it. It's just settled at the bottom, that's why everyone shakes it before they open it.
Do that walk 6 days a week. Lose the snack packs and ramen. Those are empty calories. Raise your protein intake. It will make you feel full longer. A personal trainer can help you with all of this but you refuse to seek real help. You are dying. It's not too late. Changing your lifestyle habits will be the best thing you can do for yourself. You don't need motivation. You need self discipline.
Actually the majority of the larger people I know are very picky eaters. No veggie, fruits, whole grain, nuts, etc. they stick to processed foods and sweets.
Most are with the camera on so they can pretend they have that chicken tender palate. Look at me being so picky I only eat what little kids do. Some larger people think that will throw off a person like, wow she’s so big and barely eats.
I mean, to be fair, can you really be disappointed when we all saw this coming for the longest time? She has never been consistent before, why should she start now?
Amber just has all these admirers throwing themselves at her… random men at the grocery wanting to cook for her… people she hasn’t known but 6 months willing to spend $400 on her for Valentine’s Day… when they aren’t dating…
@@chishiy4 I’m just saying maybe highly unlikely, especially as her mom is probably following around right behind her as her driver. & the fact that no friend is spending $400 on Valentine’s Day on someone they’ve only known 6 months. It’s valentines not a birthday or Christmas lol 😂 gullible if ya believe it.
she is "weird" about food. she has the taste palette of a 9 year old.. processed carbs, ground turkey, and sour cream dip and she doesn't eat for taste she eats to feel full.
I once saw a comment that said “she’s nothing without any side characters. She deserves the life that she has.” And as sad as that is, I would have to agree.
It's so fascinating to see american groceries through her... preboiled eggs?? presliced apples?? I know they are for the elderly and disabled, but it's so odd.
Let’s talk about how you can’t be alone and keep jumping into toxic, love-bombing relationships with strangers instead of getting some gotdayum therapy. 👏👏👏
You do realize therapy is expensive right? And that some people have difficulty being ready for it? It may not be the best way to cope but it’s the only way she knows
@@sheila3563If she can order takeout multiple times a day, she has money for therapy. If she's not ready for therapy she has no right to cry about dying early.
@@sheila3563 do you relaize she just bought a $400 lego set? She has plenty of money to get help. She has said shes gone in the past multiple times so she should have way more healthier ways to actually cope. She's not coping, shes actively harming herself. She doesn't care and doesn't think anything is actually wrong with her.
i get it though in a way considering twinkie having to use the restroom, and u know that dog is not leash trained so i dont think he would even be sticking to the path
She has this carteret”it’s a town in Jersey about 30 minutes or less from Brooklyn”.. some of her words.. trust me I know first hand hahaha,splitting my time with my parents…
What yous’ talking bout the way our girly pop says fuuuuddddd, bolth, melk, BUFFETTE (yeahs she’s trolling hard w that). Cut the bird free or maybe a pigeon idk. Pookie must be saved. What other entertainment do weeesss new Yorker’s have to do??? ALL SATIRE.
@@RG02929 Both should stay away from each other. Amber is the one with the platform and a serious disorder. So that person should just do what's best and stay away. If they are already talking to Amber's following online, theyre here for clout.
It seems so weird to me that this is the life of a 30 year old woman. I’m turning 29 this year and I guess people like this exist but wow it’s just hard to really comprehend.
Yeah im 31. I live on my own with my partner i moved states away for. I have to do things everyday and im always like amber could never lol@lillauren21
Her INCESSANT need to make sure we KNOW she's "desirable" makes it so obvious it's either not true and faked cause why? She could have easily edited it out 😂 also I give it 3 months she'll be saying how this new girl is the most thoughtful inspiring caring person she's EVER met 😭 also imagine being home and BUYING boiled eggs lol biggest "shy" 14yr old I've ever seen 😂
Anyone else notice after the laundromat debacle she’s all the sudden “approached” every time she’s in public? This is Oklahoma…I promise the feeder community is so small you wouldn’t ever notice it. There is no way it’s happening this often. I bet it was a weird lonely old man…
To Amberlynn’s supporters: If you care about her why are you ok with her being a 500 pound alcoholic? You’re not helping her by telling her how amazing it is that she goes for a walk once a month
I've never understood why you make money and have never got a trainer or dietician? You don't have to go to the gym. A lot of trainers will go to you. I'd like to see you try harder. We haven't seen it yet!
What percentage of Amber's audience do you think is overweight? My guess is 80%. Y'all, we can't save her, but we CAN influence ourselves. Whatever your situation or conditions are, YOUR LIFE is infinitely more worthy of your time than someone you don't even like on the internet.
Amberlynn not being used to getting hit on in person and also in a normal setting, instead of while catfishing over the internet, is my favorite genre of Amberlynn. It also more than likely didn't happen, but the idea is still hilarious
My hunch is that the guy smiled, said hello, glanced at her cart, and she took it as flirting and ran with it in her brain lol Unless she ran into some feeder creep, because "let me cook for you" gives me that vibe.
@@koraliee this is more than likely a scenario that happened to someone else that she watched on tiktok or something and she stole the person's story😂 like how she stole that ladies entire verbiage from tiktok who was eating the cottage cheese, Mustard and vegetables.
I like how she said she's "moving slow" with someone she's "interested in" like she's already decided that she's found her next caretaker to move into her house and it's just a matter of time before she agrees or something
It's not mold. It's electrolytes. More than likely the salt since it's loaded with sodium. This is one of the reasons they say to shake well before opening. I think you'll be ok.
You talked about having a new friend you were crushing on who was your valentine. Alexis is the one new friend of yours we know of. Of course people will think they're the same person.
If it’s true that Twinkie slows her down (other than by stopping for the occasional sniff or poop), it’s probably because Amber has never taken her out long or regularly enough for her to be fit and race along like a regular dog.
For someone that likes females you sure do light up every time a male “interacts” with you.
@darlaanderson7520 She’ll take whatever she can get🤣
She’s a pick me girl that’s why 😂
She likes attention
Anyone with LAYGSSS will work
this is such a weird thing to say to a lesbian
Buying boiled eggs from the grocery story is wild when you’re home all day
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Y’all will complain about anything
She buys precooked bacon as well.
@@dobby1327 it's a reasonable thing to bark at her for
ROFLMAO
It's NOT mold... Gatorade is full of salt. It's literally the "electrolytes" they add, and they settle to the bottom.
Mold wouldn’t be at the bottom.
Makes sense...salt!
Which is another reason she shouldn’t be drinking them. She doesn’t need the extra sodiumssss
@@bbutterflyIt’s ironic as hell seeing her guzzle a sports hydration drink. The salt is there to replace the electrolytes you lose from sweating and being active, but if you don’t need that replaced it is an awful lot of sodium! Way more than Diet Coke and the other non-water liquids she consumes.
gatorade has been having a problem with mold tho 😖 apparently its the perfect environment for it 😭
The bet you guys the next thing she is going to say Alexis is the most motivating person she had ever met in her life. Nobody has ever done that before. 😂😂😂😂
She's definitely gonna diss polyamory as well.
I need to know her @
@@fannyjuventiaCreepy.
@@fannyjuventiashe's been in the comments
@@germanshepherddogsnot really seeing as she's been commenting on this comment section
Girl you know damn well Twinkie can outrun you, stop the slander
For real. She "slowed her down" 😂 my chihuahuas are SOOO FAST
I didn‘t want to laugh but damn … That line is legendary Material 😂😂😂
twinkie deserves sm better
My chihuahua is 13 and can still outrun me lol. Ain’t no way Twonk slowed her down
@@livilivinglife If your chihuahuas are faster than you, there may be a problem. Plus dogs often like to stop and sniff on walks, and Twinkie is an older dog now.
10 bucks says she’ll say “here’s what i’m eating off track, i just don’t care, tomorrows a new day” 🤣🤣
You do realize you are not on track. And your videos are all over the place.
😂😂😂
With every new partner right around the corner, she develops a new internet personality, trying to be a dainty gorl and introducing new mannerisms, showering and brushing her hair.
Wow fr.
She's mirroring the new girl.
gorl that convo did NOT happen 💀
😂 that was so unnecessary
Hahahaha I know right. Why not show the audio if you were recording the whole time?
uness she ran into a feeder in the wild which i doubt
@desmondhume She’s such a popular, dainty girl💁♀️
Didn't she say that friend is the one that visited now says they've never met. Did I miss something here
You could just boil eggs yourself and leave them in the fridge with the shell still on, peel when you wanna eat. They taste way better and aren't covered in preservatives
@ashleyamc Too complicated for girlypop
Slow your roll she cooked rice for the first time in her life this past week. Eggs are a whole new level for her. It takes time.
I live in Australia and have never seen already packaged boiled eggs 😯
@@danielle7903 Probably because the market for that level of lazy has yet to extend beyond the US. The first time I saw them in a supermarket I spent a solid 10 minutes laughing about it to myself.
😂😂😂😂 “..the market for that level of lazy..”
I bet she’s close to meeting this girl irl that’s why the emergency diet…
💯
Like 20 lbs will make any difference! 200 would!
@NatashaIvanova-hy5ft Even if she lost 200 pounds she would still be 200 pounds overweight😬
And the longer and more frequent uploads $$$
🎯💯☝🏽
I think she misinterprets regular grocery store kindness/banter for romantic attraction & runs with it.
Emotionally stunted. And apparently delusional.
She does the same with doctors and certain diagnoses.
Wait, you're so right. Just some old geezer saying "may I grab something, beautiful?" and she runs with it.
Any time anybody talks yo her. She always thinks ppl are coming.on to her it's so cringy
It's so cringy.
The reason Twinkie takes a longish time is cos shes kept inside alot and when she gets to go out side she loves to sniff around and explore her environment. Dont rush her when you go for walks and take her every time. Dont be selfish even with walking her cos she slows you down. Thats pretty narcissistic thinking.
@Bebedollie Amberlynn only cares about herself
If the new girl refuses to be on camera, we DO NOT CARE!
We really don't
Straight facts, better not be a hand again 😒
She already refuses a relationship with her, and honestly that's probably for the best for Amber and her health journey. No distractions.
@germanshepherddogs Do you think “distractions” caused her to be over 500 pounds?🤣
Hey I’m a Gatorade scientist. I just got my degree in lemon lime last year.
Not a damn person tried to come and cook for her lol
Fabrication. Delusion. 😂😂
Right😂
😂💀 gorl thinks she made some “man” fall in love with her qorky “oops sorry hi”
she wouldve 100% showed the clip if it was true‼️
I love how men are supposedly constantly throwing themselves at her 😂
Theres tons of people out there with 50 subs who appreciate their community more than you do.
@archivelegendsofthehiddent7089 And their videos are a lot more interesting
I follow someone who has 114k subscribers, has a part time job and a family. They live stream at least twice a week, and make videos too
I don’t watch Amber, I just come to the comment section before I go to work.😂
The white at the bottom is from the residue of the flavoring powder they put in it. It's just settled at the bottom, that's why everyone shakes it before they open it.
Exactly! If it were mold it wouldn’t dissolve.
Everyone shakes it before they drink it??? Have I been drinking Gatorade wrong my entire life???
Do that walk 6 days a week. Lose the snack packs and ramen. Those are empty calories. Raise your protein intake. It will make you feel full longer. A personal trainer can help you with all of this but you refuse to seek real help. You are dying. It's not too late. Changing your lifestyle habits will be the best thing you can do for yourself. You don't need motivation. You need self discipline.
Well said
Amber hasn’t yet taken one single piece of dietary/exercise advice in the entire 10 yrs she’s been on here.
Great advice, but it’s wasted on her.
You must be new?
Sure she will get right on that suggestion ..... Noooot !!!! Those snack packs were gone by time she went to bed if not sooner.
She's heard all of that for over ten years. "No one tells her what to do" and all that.
500 pound people are not picky eaters my friend
Actually the majority of the larger people I know are very picky eaters. No veggie, fruits, whole grain, nuts, etc. they stick to processed foods and sweets.
Actually, you Can be a picky eater at Any size .. Calorie Deficit is the way to go. Plus you need to move more than you eat .
Most are with the camera on so they can pretend they have that chicken tender palate. Look at me being so picky I only eat what little kids do. Some larger people think that will throw off a person like, wow she’s so big and barely eats.
🤣😂🤣 Good One 😊
That just mean...
Oh another man falling for our dainty little pumpkin🥰
😂😂😂
💀💀
Pookie, Twinkie can walk more than two minutes, be for real.
Nobody 'found' Alexis, she inserted herself FFS 🤦🏻♀️
I love how “posting everyday” “new year new me” worked out so well this year. Applause. Not disappointing at all 👏
I mean, to be fair, can you really be disappointed when we all saw this coming for the longest time? She has never been consistent before, why should she start now?
Amber just has all these admirers throwing themselves at her… random men at the grocery wanting to cook for her… people she hasn’t known but 6 months willing to spend $400 on her for Valentine’s Day… when they aren’t dating…
not u being jealous of a 500lb woman
@chishiy4 They don’t sound jealous at all🤣
@@chishiy4 I’m just saying maybe highly unlikely, especially as her mom is probably following around right behind her as her driver. & the fact that no friend is spending $400 on Valentine’s Day on someone they’ve only known 6 months. It’s valentines not a birthday or Christmas lol 😂 gullible if ya believe it.
@@chishiy4 not Amber never having lied or trolled the internet before.. or bought her own gifts before..
@@chishiy4Amber is definitely known for being a truthteller, for sure.
JFC. It's not mold. It's the salts settling at the bottom of the bottle. Shake the 💩 up.
@renfairegoddess Or she could get over her fear of water and just drink that🤣
Yes, it’s you being “weird” about food that got you to over 500 lbs
My thoughts exactly 🤣🤣
she is "weird" about food. she has the taste palette of a 9 year old.. processed carbs, ground turkey, and sour cream dip and she doesn't eat for taste she eats to feel full.
As Dr Now would say… nobody who is 500 lbs is picky
I once saw a comment that said “she’s nothing without any side characters. She deserves the life that she has.” And as sad as that is, I would have to agree.
I dunno man.. I kinda want her to talk about chemtrails some more.
@@thecrapartistxLol 😆
Me too.
So over the valley girllynn accent
Omg, I thought it was just me!
It reminds me of way honey boo boo used to talk?
Right! I’m like whose personality is she mirroring today?
She talks like a 17 or a wannabe Kardashian
@@TheKcupholdershe does it to attract them younger girls. She likes them high school age.
Instructions on how to boil eggs:
Step 1: boil the eggs
Step 2: see step 1
You always say how weirded out you are by certain foods so buying already boiled eggs is crazy
she probably thinks it's cleaner lol
@@thecrapartistxno, she’s just lazy.
@@jayjay182 that too.
It's so fascinating to see american groceries through her... preboiled eggs?? presliced apples?? I know they are for the elderly and disabled, but it's so odd.
@@Romaki96 yeah I’m American and i agree there’s questionable stuff
Let’s talk about how you can’t be alone and keep jumping into toxic, love-bombing relationships with strangers instead of getting some gotdayum therapy. 👏👏👏
You do realize therapy is expensive right? And that some people have difficulty being ready for it? It may not be the best way to cope but it’s the only way she knows
@sheila3563 She would have money for therapy if she didn’t spend it all on takeout, alcohol and legos
@@sheila3563 well let's see she's been saying she was for 10 yrs she lahs
@@sheila3563If she can order takeout multiple times a day, she has money for therapy. If she's not ready for therapy she has no right to cry about dying early.
@@sheila3563 do you relaize she just bought a $400 lego set? She has plenty of money to get help. She has said shes gone in the past multiple times so she should have way more healthier ways to actually cope. She's not coping, shes actively harming herself. She doesn't care and doesn't think anything is actually wrong with her.
A close to 600lb woman trying to seductively bite a store bought hard boiled egg is the weirdest thing I’ve typed
@aintflexinjusttexan8339 🤣
Definitely one of the weirdest things I ever read too 😂😂😂
I hate seductivelynn 😅😂
@WhoCares-jx4cs Her TikTok videos make me so uncomfortable🤣
a 10 lb chihuahua slowing down a 500 lb women is almost comical to think about like what ??
But Amberlynn is so dainty for someone who's 500lbs...
i get it though in a way considering twinkie having to use the restroom, and u know that dog is not leash trained so i dont think he would even be sticking to the path
What is going on with her speaking?? What the the Godfather Hell?
She has this carteret”it’s a town in Jersey about 30 minutes or less from Brooklyn”.. some of her words.. trust me I know first hand hahaha,splitting my time with my parents…
She's absorbing her caretakers personality.
What yous’ talking bout the way our girly pop says fuuuuddddd, bolth, melk, BUFFETTE (yeahs she’s trolling hard w that). Cut the bird free or maybe a pigeon idk. Pookie must be saved. What other entertainment do weeesss new Yorker’s have to do??? ALL SATIRE.
@@SandyHoward-Woodward12 she's speaking extra fatly in this one
It’s the nails 💅
Guessing you didnt reach the 400s for today’s wednesday weigh in ?
0:48 Things that didn't happen for $100, Alex.
The answer there…is a daily double.
Alexis *
@@babayaga3098 I had a chance and I missed it. You right.
So you were harassing Faline, telling her you love her, that you regret breaking up with her while actively seeing someone else?
Don't try to make it make sense . You'll wreck your brain trying to figure out when she's lying and when she's telling the truth
You are correct
@@thewrongshoes Everyone knows when she's lying... her mouth is moving 🤷♀
Boil your own eggs omfg
Between bingo with mom, making tiktok thirst traps, assembling her laygoes, girly pop just simply doesn’t have the time of day
The made up story from the grocery store😭
Haha I thought the same thing. Like okay 👌 😂
That guy was single looking to mingle. He was totally eager to crush Amber's 🐱
Will Alexis be wiping you and qualified in CPR in case you have another potato incident 😭
@feederbeauty 🤣
😂😂😂
That’s foul. 💀
Stopppp😂
I don't know how you could safely do CPR on Amber...
Her face is giving 2018 vibes
@Sesameseedbandit 🌝
She’s def off track since she hasn’t posted in 5 days
Or maybe Cholesterolynn decided to quit vlogging and turn her attention to consuming a healthier diet. Or so that's what I'm hoping for.
@jasonhsu4711 🤣
We didn’t “find” Alexis. She posted a fb announcement declaring hey I’m her, I’m the friend.
Is the guy in the store the security guard telling you not to film dear? ❤
There's no way your dog is slowing you down, you need to let your dog have exercise as well. Stop with the excuses to not walk her.
her story about the guy in the store 😂
It's bs! It made me laugh. She is so delusional. Lol 😂
the smugness is real recently, new caretaker arc is on the rise
I actually really hope it is!! The single post alcoholism era is so fucking boring lol
@crow22zero She’ll always be an alcoholic because she refuses to get help
She really is getting smug
500lbs and vaping is a wild combo😂
People know who your "friend" is because she's in your comments its not that deep and it's obvious.
Wait omg who tell me please…
If so, Amber should stay far far away from that person. Not to be trusted.
@germanshepherddogs It’s the other way around, sweetheart
@@RG02929 Both should stay away from each other. Amber is the one with the platform and a serious disorder. So that person should just do what's best and stay away. If they are already talking to Amber's following online, theyre here for clout.
@@ginmill5280 one of the recap channels briefly showed her username.
Your best friend is someone you’ve never met in person………..
her best friend is a series of sock accounts and a handful of stolen pictures.
Yes 😂 exactly what I thought
I’ve never met my bff, we met online 🤷🏻
Didn't this friend just visit or did I miss something? And now says they never met
@@joyceleady3691Nah, the people at her Mom's birthday party were definitely all her other friends and certainely not her mom's friends.
It seems so weird to me that this is the life of a 30 year old woman. I’m turning 29 this year and I guess people like this exist but wow it’s just hard to really comprehend.
To make matters worse, she's 33!
Girlypop! For a second you made Amberlynn younger than me and I started to freak out!
I'm 27 and my sister is 33. So seeing someone from our generation be... that is really fascinating.
My niece is her age and going to nursing school. If I saw her living like this I would step in.
Yeah im 31. I live on my own with my partner i moved states away for. I have to do things everyday and im always like amber could never lol@lillauren21
Her INCESSANT need to make sure we KNOW she's "desirable" makes it so obvious it's either not true and faked cause why? She could have easily edited it out 😂 also I give it 3 months she'll be saying how this new girl is the most thoughtful inspiring caring person she's EVER met 😭 also imagine being home and BUYING boiled eggs lol biggest "shy" 14yr old I've ever seen 😂
Anyone else notice after the laundromat debacle she’s all the sudden “approached” every time she’s in public? This is Oklahoma…I promise the feeder community is so small you wouldn’t ever notice it. There is no way it’s happening this often. I bet it was a weird lonely old man…
Do you live in Oklahoma
@@mariamagdalena2214 yes
Girl she made it up 😂😂 to make Alexis the new wiper jealous
If you’re best friends why would she spend over $400 on you….. when you ever even met before…? You’re completely alone Amber just admit it.
CAN WE GET A NEW CHARACTER IN THE AMBERVERSE PLEASSEEEEE ONE THAT SHOWS THEIR FACE??
IKR seeing just Amber for so long is making me feel stir crazy lol. I'm praying to the universe 🙏
I feel like it’s gonna shock all of us when it does happen 😂
@@chocobearrd4496It's lowkey claustrophobic 😭
They know better than to show their faces by now.
When you realize she edits out every single time she needs to breathe in to hide her heavy breathing you'll never unsee it.
Exactly then tries to get us to believe she walked a mile
Its near constant, makes her unwatchable. Just constant abrupt cuts after cuts
She's talked about it in the past. I think it was her bedbound era, she said she has to edit out her gasping after each sentence.
Also why she talks so slow and draws out words just standing there is because of her lack of breath control.
So what? Everyone breathes. She has to breathe when walking a full mile and doesnt want ppl like you making fun of it. Let her breathe!
To Amberlynn’s supporters: If you care about her why are you ok with her being a 500 pound alcoholic? You’re not helping her by telling her how amazing it is that she goes for a walk once a month
She's still a human being who deserves basic kindness and empathy
Not if she promotes unhealthy lifestyles and laziness
@@eileene_why? And does that apply to every human?
@eileene_ She falsely accused a minor of assault and danced on a little girl’s grave. She deserves absolutely no respect
I've never understood why you make money and have never got a trainer or dietician? You don't have to go to the gym. A lot of trainers will go to you. I'd like to see you try harder. We haven't seen it yet!
Little over 10 years and she literally has the money for a coach. Trainer. Impatient.
She got blocked by her dietician.
She’s had a gym in both her current apartment and he last one, the last one also had a pool.
“I don’t know how you guys found her” but you literally made 2 videos of Alexis saying she’s ur valentine and etc 💀
You’re shy when you play bingo but you’ll tell thousands of people that you shit your pants when you choked on a potato?
😮
@@gamingqueen3913it's true
Shes so shy but will film herself talking to her camera in public, while driving around in a walmart cart. Super shy.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Just drink water.
She brought so much water bottles, im sure she'll forget about them and they'll collect dust.😂
@perfectpills yet she always just buys plastic waterbottles
Это слишком просто 😂
I can't get over how much of a narcissist this woman is
It’s truly nauseating
Definitely Amberlynn. Your lungs would be SO MUCH better if you didn’t vape. DEFINITELY NOT because you’re over 500 pounds.
she’s delusional
You don't know health like she does. 😔
@@holls12177 How? Vaping can hurt the lungs too.
@@germanshepherddogs in the small amount that she vapes it arguably does not hurt her lungs as much as being 500 lbs
@@germanshepherddogsbut she’s been 500 pounds way before she started vaping , like come on 😂😂
FBI Frank is reaching out to the Gatorade Zero task force and he’ll get back to you.
It’s insane to think that if I lose 100 pounds I literally would not live. Sometimes I forget how enormous Amber truly is.
@sm2714 I’m the same height as her. If I lost 100 pounds I would be 20 pounds. If she lost 100 pounds she would be over 400😬
@@RG02929wow you are so skinny!!!!! good for you !!!!!
@@RG02929i'm so inspired 😮
So many room temperature IQ molments in this one! Which was your favourite, gorls? Mine had to be the Gatorade mold situation type deeeel
💀💀💀💀
There's a distinct lack of Gatorade scientists in the comments :(
@3lli398 🤣
Queen of moderation doesn't have 300 candles, 500 wax melts, 30 Lego sets, 500 cheap earrings nor weigh 600 lbs.
a 500 lbs lady saying “I’m just thinking about how much better my lungs would be if I didn’t vape” is craaaaazy
Such a HAES line.
Ok, forgive my ignorance
Does all vaping involve nicotine?
Oh yeah, totally craaaazy to think vaping would be dangerous at any size
@@cici736 some have THC
@tayto721 Do you completely miss the point all the time on purpose?🤣
What percentage of Amber's audience do you think is overweight?
My guess is 80%.
Y'all, we can't save her, but we CAN influence ourselves. Whatever your situation or conditions are, YOUR LIFE is infinitely more worthy of your time than someone you don't even like on the internet.
Exactly, she influenced me to lose like, 5 pounds. I guess she is doing some good.
Totally agreed
@@thewrongshoes wow nice to see you here!
The guy was probably a nutritionist and thats why he wanted to cook for you 😂😂
The shaaaaadeee 🤣
Amberlynn not being used to getting hit on in person and also in a normal setting, instead of while catfishing over the internet, is my favorite genre of Amberlynn. It also more than likely didn't happen, but the idea is still hilarious
My hunch is that the guy smiled, said hello, glanced at her cart, and she took it as flirting and ran with it in her brain lol
Unless she ran into some feeder creep, because "let me cook for you" gives me that vibe.
@@koraliee💯
@@koraliee this is more than likely a scenario that happened to someone else that she watched on tiktok or something and she stole the person's story😂 like how she stole that ladies entire verbiage from tiktok who was eating the cottage cheese, Mustard and vegetables.
@LauraOfTheValley He probably just got caught staring at her and was embarrassed so he said hi🤣
She looks like an outhouse in that half moon shirt🌙
😂 oh my goodness. I don't ever comment but this is funny
😂
Her chihuahua looks overweight 😢
Where is the weigh in pookie
I’m guessing it was a gain, hence she hasn’t uploaded.
I like how she said she's "moving slow" with someone she's "interested in" like she's already decided that she's found her next caretaker to move into her house and it's just a matter of time before she agrees or something
I think the new wiper is the one who isn't in a rush to move in with someone and not the other way around
0:45 Sure, jan
She’s trying to make her new victim/bae jealous 😂
Just here to read the comments.
Yep! Me too!
It's not mold. It's electrolytes. More than likely the salt since it's loaded with sodium. This is one of the reasons they say to shake well before opening. I think you'll be ok.
will she? 😬
She threw in that encounter with the man at Walmart just to make this Alexis girl jealous. That exchange definitely did not happen.🙄
I mean it’s Walmart. Crazier things has happened there.
There would have been a recall on it if it was mold with a product number to look for.
cooking at Pam's Place has the recall info
yeah but sometimes things are put on the shelf before they're recalled. don't just trust everything at the store without looking at
PLEASE. Just film when things “happen” then nobody can say sh!t. Ugh. This is tiring
Fr!
Amber they have those puddings in sugar -free but in chocolate and vanilla.
It honestly sounds like this Alexis is offended at the thought of being your caretaker and honestly who can blame her gorlie
yeah blame Twinkie...
Wobbling in public doesn’t embarrass you?
She doesn't know anything different. She has been overweight her entire life.
I always wondered WHO BUYS BOILED EGGS good grief
I bought one on a lunch break once. Terrible.
Alexis was mentioned months ago. Gorl,noone cares.
Love the serving spoon you ate with your pudding. Lol
It’s so amazing everyone things you’re such a babe!
no one does.
@electrodynamicorb6548 Amazeen dainty queen
You talked about having a new friend you were crushing on who was your valentine. Alexis is the one new friend of yours we know of. Of course people will think they're the same person.
"I went out for Mexican" and "I gained three pounds and don't know how"
You didn’t not get approached as much as you claim
didn't you start talking to alexis since september as well as the totally-not-alexis gorl?
Yes 😂
It’s crazy how much this woman loves herself. Everything is “yay, go me”
hello. i’m ready.
Lmaoooooo
Are you really the Natalie I followed on instagram commenting on a lot of Amber’s videos???😂 wth hahah weird
@@Butternutsquasheshaha maybe so! i’ve followed amberlynn for yeaaaars!
@@nataliemeansnice small gorlworld!! Lol
If that scale had eyes, it would say "Whoa! Not ready!"
If it’s true that Twinkie slows her down (other than by stopping for the occasional sniff or poop), it’s probably because Amber has never taken her out long or regularly enough for her to be fit and race along like a regular dog.
*You talk like a “Valley Girl” from the 80’s*
Not that long ago she was speaking ebonics and a southern accent. 😂
@@livilivinglife on top of that a 33 yr old going on 12
literally on my knees pleading to you to stop saying girly pop
Frog green really highlights the sausages and black knuckles
💀💀🤣🤣
I thought fingerlynn got a hold of Mike wazawsky from monsters inc 😅
@@orsitheawesome 👍🏽😂