Tanner's Books and Beyond; I was just about to post the exact same thing when I thought: Hey, check the comments first! All I can do now is say: Ditto that! And while for the present we're the only ones... so far, gradually there will be more. ;)
NEXT UP: People ask Malinda real and possibly very personal questions, she writes up deep and thoroughly thought-out responses, and then reads out the translations of those answers. So we all get laughs and she doesn't have to actually bare her innermost workings to the world if she doesn't really want to. PLEASE!!!
I translated your statement and it turned into this: Ask your second question to Malinda, express your deep personal reasons, respond and read the right answer. I see it, otherwise, I say that work has given the world. Please do it!
Neighbor Woman:"Honey, the Reese girl is walking around on the street in her pyjamas, yelling nonesense". Neighbor Womans Husband:"IT must be Friday then!".
Reminds me of One Piece. Usopp's Island I'm pretty sure literary had there time set for when Usopp ran by shouting 'The Pirates are coming'. One panel had a wife telling her husband that Usopp had just run by and the husband said that it was time to go to work then. And later when Usopp Didn't do it, then the town was confused about the fact that he wasn't there.
Yoooooo this is the second time today where I read a comment pertaining to a time in the video and I press the red thingy it actually goes to the time being said! Gets?
Well, considering that I once tried google translate and the words "Uncle Johnny" (inside joke) was translated to "Yeah yeah yeah." I'm not really sure...
OG: What would be the meaning of life if you lived like a potato soaked in mustard? After translating though every language in google translate: This is the world
Original: Could you sing Dreams So Real by Metric? Google Translate: You can find your current faith in mathematics. (Dunno how that happened, but okay.)
David Thompson I believe you are right!!!! She would probably be a puppy though because an Irish setters face is a tiny bit longer. She could be a cross between Irish setter and daschund, which would cause the not so oval face, and the markings would be from the Irish setter.
Can I be your adoptive child now? Please? Also, have you ever thought of google translating your google translate song? That would be insane. Happy new year, mother!
Google translate is wondering why comedians are so important. Not to worry, all questions do have answers, and comedians have the job being to entertain
I love your Google Translate videos. I teach ESL as a volunteer at the public library, and I use Google Translate a lot. I translate from English to Vietnamese. I then translate the Vietnamese back to English. I live in constant trepidation when I use Google Translate.
Calliope Pony I translated your comment in a few languages and I see this: "92/5000 And in 2018, you considered me the way. Do not translate the song Kindly?" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Original: I love you, and you make me laugh everyday! Also, how is your day? Google Translate: Thank you for sending me a message. What is your favorite text message? WHAT THE HECK GOOGLE TRANSLATE
Shin. Original question: Are you a potato? Ps. where did the question mark go, like is it just gone? or... like, what? And also, is shin even english? I checked 10 times to make sure that it was, and it still was, but like what?
Me: Please do a part two! GT: I'm making another boss! Me: I love your videos! Good luck! GT: I like his video Good Friday! My question: Would you mind some competition? GT: What did he do then? Me: This is fun! GT: Nothing bad!
This made my day, thanks for always bringing laughter and smiles (and of course your wonderful voice on the normal covers)! Congrats on 600k subs Malinda and I hope you have a wonderful New Years! :D
I can’t believe you only have 600,000 subscribers. You deserve so many more-you’re such a talented singer and the concept of google translate songs is so original. I love all of your videos (well the ones I’ve seen-but I’ve seen most of them) and they always make me laugh. Thank you so much for providing this amazing content for all of us. You’re amazing
My parents asked me to leave the room because I was giggling so hard and disrupting their show 😂😂 (it was university challenge so it's understandable) Keep up the amazing work, love everything you do!!!
Keep doing what you do Malinda, which is bringing me to laughing tears during my insomniac induced night! You're wonderful! Or as google translate would say: Do what you do, Malinda, I love myself. You are beautiful!
1:02 Melinda you have to know that the original question is the one f*cked up here lol I don’t even wanna write it. Original: why does the cutter and his wife slay cats in the garden at midnight?
Love you Malinda!! You’re videos always make me smile! When I’m having a bad day, I come home, and watch your videos (and a few Thomas Sanders) and I feel better. Keep making your AMAZING videos!!!
OK so I'm new here and I love your channel. Recently my school did a fundraiser and we sang Thriller so when I saw your Google Translate version of Thriller I died of laughter. Love your channel and keep doing a awesome job.
I was drinking water when I started this video. I had to pause and swallow, then still ended up choking on air from laughing so hard and had my parents looking at me like I was insane.
Just watched this while feeding my 4 my month old. She's looking at me like she has no idea what she's doing that's so funny, but she's very proud she's making me laugh so hard!!
Here since 400k. You're beautiful and talented and funny. Honoured to be part of your fam. Keep it up! Cheering for you from all the way in South Africa!!
It's 12:17am, my parents are asleep in the next room, and the walls are really thin, so I had to stifle my laughter. Hooo boy did this vid make it difficult. It was hilarious, thank you :D
"What have you done today?"
*Cries on couch*
Same
I know right
Same
I feel called out
keepmeposted25 XD
Lol
0:41
"Legalise watermelon marriage in 2018!!!!!"........ wait......
so does that mean .............. Gradually watermelon???
*G R A D U A L L Y W A T E R M E L O N .*
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
*GRADUALLY WATERMELON*
YES!
Yes.
I translated my favourite fruit:
Normal: Grapes
Translated: Wine
Well that's the process of wine so...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Google Translate did the fermentation 🤣
I did that and watermelon turns into Transportation...
Kirby Quartz GRADUALLY TRANSPORTATION
Savannah Gaming Roblox GrAdUaLy TrAnspOrtation
"Do you have a flat surface?" "Yep"
That got me XD
Me too
I like pasta
"Where are you?"
"I don't know man, where are weeeeeee?"
I died 😂😂
Congrats! And don't worry about Watermelon marriages, they're gonna be legalized...gradually :P
Tanner's Books and Beyond; I was just about to post the exact same thing when I thought: Hey, check the comments first! All I can do now is say: Ditto that! And while for the present we're the only ones... so far, gradually there will be more. ;)
Well I don’t think it’s ILLEGAL to marry them, right? You can’t get arrested?
_wayne zimmerman_ Same here. Except for the thinking to check part.
Tanner's Books and Beyond Lets just hope the Melonphobes get over themselves soon.
*G R A D U A L L Y W A T E R M E L O N*
NEXT UP: People ask Malinda real and possibly very personal questions, she writes up deep and thoroughly thought-out responses, and then reads out the translations of those answers. So we all get laughs and she doesn't have to actually bare her innermost workings to the world if she doesn't really want to.
PLEASE!!!
I translated your statement and it turned into this:
Ask your second question to Malinda, express your deep personal reasons, respond and read the right answer. I see it, otherwise, I say that work has given the world.
Please do it!
Kolby Hollis that sounds like a religious quote.
SystemofEleven EVERYONE TAG MALINDA @TranslatorFails
Oh my
@@kolbyhollis3481at least it got the malinda part right
Neighbor Woman:"Honey, the Reese girl is walking around on the street in her pyjamas, yelling nonesense".
Neighbor Womans Husband:"IT must be Friday then!".
lol
She truly is a Reese's girl because she is nuts!
Reminds me of One Piece. Usopp's Island I'm pretty sure literary had there time set for when Usopp ran by shouting 'The Pirates are coming'. One panel had a wife telling her husband that Usopp had just run by and the husband said that it was time to go to work then. And later when Usopp Didn't do it, then the town was confused about the fact that he wasn't there.
Yoooooo this is the second time today where I read a comment pertaining to a time in the video and I press the red thingy it actually goes to the time being said! Gets?
losing it all at „confetty in my hair”
Wow, you lost it really quickly…and before the gag even started… XD
Confetty? Ya mean confetti?
ifritdiezel confetti**
300th like :D
SANDWICH SANDWICH SANDWICH?
SANDWICH!
#sandwichssandwichsandwich
If it's important, it must be said 3 times. 😂😂😂😂
Derek Wong sparkle sparkle sparkle!
@sam zuriel Betel Guese
@sam zuriel just dont say his name three times in a row.
#sandwich
It’s LUNCHTIME!!
I wonder what the "sandwich sandwich sandwich?" was originally supposed to be lmao
Dear Heathers Hamilton, be more chill I should have expected a musical geek on this channel😂
Just your Sweet little girl
We're everywhere
I once saw two Be More Chill fans in a Bob Marley best hits video lmao
The question was originally: Do you like sandwiches?
Yolo Q
Oooohh, that makes sense
Well, considering that I once tried google translate and the words "Uncle Johnny" (inside joke) was translated to "Yeah yeah yeah." I'm not really sure...
hydrolic coconuts VS. gradually watermelon
winner gets an exotic fruit salad
Jon Idoncair watermelon question was mine
CANABALISUM!!!!!!!
Marios Bairaktarhs .... 😀 .....
FIGHT
Vs agressive salad!
Ok one thing CAN WE GET HER TO 1 MILLION ♥️♥️♥️♥️
Emmy D yes
possibly
ONLY if you google translate that question.
(Yes, one thing to get 1 million dollars.)
who?
i think he deleted his comment....
OG: What would be the meaning of life if you lived like a potato soaked in mustard?
After translating though every language in google translate: This is the world
Grace Lu korega za warudo da
ZA WALRUDO
It’s a jojo reference
“Ah Jotaro you will not being to defeat my stand: |Mustard Potato|
Even the original sounds translated..
Original: Could you sing Dreams So Real by Metric?
Google Translate: You can find your current faith in mathematics.
(Dunno how that happened, but okay.)
i guess i don't need religion anymore, now, i'll believe in mathematics!
Me: I was laughing so hard my jaw hurts.
Google Translate: I was so strong that my pain hurt.
GG, Google Translate.
it hurt SO hard that the hurt hurt
*It hurt itself in confusion!*
😂😂😂
Yes
Nick'sMusicReviews I was 200 like
How old where you when you had your first boyfriend = *African Shadow*
Rebellious Winter yup gj google translate gj
'Comment, leave a friend' That's what the same question just became when I translated it
chocolate boyfriend confirmed
How the heck does that even happen?
Gradually, Watermelon...
This is hilarious!!!!!
Also, your dog is sooooo cute!!!!
What breed is she?
Minty Squirrel
This comment is true
Scarlett M. I believe she is a cross between a daschund and English staffordshire(I believe that's a dog type), but I could be completely wrong.
Or Irish setter? I think she's called Solana and is v cute. Staffy is a type of bulldog and can be aggressive so probably not Staffy.
David Thompson I believe you are right!!!! She would probably be a puppy though because an Irish setters face is a tiny bit longer. She could be a cross between Irish setter and daschund, which would cause the not so oval face, and the markings would be from the Irish setter.
Translated: Do you want to listen to the radio?
Original: Could you translate " A Thousand Years " please?
either question, probably a yes
Omg yass
Sandwich sandwich sandwich?
Sandwich!
Why is that exactly the right answer and so very satisfying?
"Little dinosaurs or cats?"
Little dinosaurs. Always.
CJCroen1393 well, since birds are dinosaurs.
Indeed they are ^_^
No, little dinosaur cats.
Cats cats 🐈 🐈 cats cats 🐈 🐈 cats cats 🐈🐈 cats cats 🐈🐈 cats cats 🐈🐈 cats cats 🐈🐈
*After all this time?*
/\LWAYS..
I prefer Cat tho.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE MEANINGFUL
mean·ing·ful
ˈmēniNGfəl/Submit
adjective
having meaning.
(lol.)
It means to be meaningful
😂😂😂
I don’t know, dude
Methinks this should be the new way to do a Q&A video, just, everyone should do this.
Can I be your adoptive child now? Please? Also, have you ever thought of google translating your google translate song? That would be insane.
Happy new year, mother!
aahhhhh yes
Yes
Yes, let's translate Gradually Watermelon!
Original: Why are you the funniest person on the planet?
Translate: Why are they so important in the world?
That works too
Google translate is wondering why comedians are so important. Not to worry, all questions do have answers, and comedians have the job being to entertain
I love your Google Translate videos. I teach ESL as a volunteer at the public library, and I use Google Translate a lot. I translate from English to Vietnamese. I then translate the Vietnamese back to English. I live in constant trepidation when I use Google Translate.
I reread my comment, and you are absolutely correct.
Try wordreference
Thank you, Naike.
Jacob Roberts no problem
Jacob Roberts Liar u dont teach esl
*GRADUALLY LEGALIZE WATERMELON* !!!
Radek Joseph Jester MY QUESTION!!!
Radek Joseph Jester Gradually Legalize Watermelon Marriage
Radek Joseph Jester *MARRIAGE
That always pops up somehow
The likes... *illuminati music*
You mentioned following you on your *journey* in 2018, and that gave me an idea:
Google Translate Sings Don't Stop Believing
Please?
Make this a thing pls
Calliope Pony I translated your comment in a few languages and I see this:
"92/5000
And in 2018, you considered me the way.
Do not translate the song
Kindly?"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
YES
Yes! That is one of my favorite songs!
When you marrying a Watermelon, at least marry the Gradually Watermelon.
I see what you did there. 🤣
Heres another:
Actual:What inspired you to start youtube?
GT: Why does youtube live in germany?
Lol i hate google translate 😂😂😂
Yeah
Is Google translate a time traveler from world war 2
#LegalizeWatermelonMarriage2018!
You're a f*cking genius!!!
It's coming... gradually.
Famus Jamus lolol
Famus Jamus
*sings* Gradually watermelon!
Cy ThatNerd
I'm gonna stat getting this trending.
#LegalizeWatermelonMarriage2018!
*What does it mean to be meaningful*
- Google Translate, 2017
Just when I thought I ran out of videos to watch, Malinda saves the day. Thank you, Malinda.
thunderlightning49 gotchu!
Original: Who do you like most?
Translated: I like you very much?
Lol
If you wait for your waiter, does that mean you're the waiter?
Google translate:
If you are waiting for a missionary.
Hello...You,you
@StarsBeyondMars Interesting
hello there
Congrats! You deserve every one of them! And then some!
The only thing I'd ask is...
"WHY IS GOOGLE TRANSLATE SO EFFED UP?!?!"
Languages are weird.
Mirality Sure is.
Coz England has too many words!!!!!!!
janna awsome Because their trying to legalize it's marriage.
I put your question through Google Translate. It became "What can be done?".
i need more of this in my life
Me too!
Original: I love you, and you make me laugh everyday! Also, how is your day?
Google Translate: Thank you for sending me a message. What is your favorite text message?
WHAT THE HECK GOOGLE TRANSLATE
LMAOOO
HOW
original: what are your hobbies?
translate: what are the catalysts of time and you?
2:25 *BIG* mood
Sexually transmitted disease!
(Believe it or not, this started out as “happy new year Malinda!” 😂😂😂)
You made that up!! Surely?
David Thompson I swear I didn’t! I wish I could retrace my steps...I think translating into Thai messed it up the most 😅
What the hell?
Oddy enough, I believe it.
I guess that's what happens at the new years eve party...lol
I am overly excited that Malinda used my comment. 😄 It was originally 'What is your vocal range?' Hehehe 😂
Damn It Starfish which one was it
@LAYKE RICHMOND lmaooo
1:02 that was written by someone jailed in a federal prision along with school shooters
Original Question: What are your favorite video games
Google Translate's version: What should I do
Can you do Google translate sings New Rules or Bodak Yellow?
Congrats on 600,000 subs! What a great way to end the year! :)
You mean..
"Congratulations on 600000 submarines! What a great way to finish the year! :)"
Dead today apple day?
"How was your day today?" Translated.
1:28 would the milk care for art and cheese?
Have Pandas cheese and taste?
Oh yes, the pandas can join in too,@@susananavarro3452
Shin.
Original question: Are you a potato?
Ps. where did the question mark go, like is it just gone? or... like, what? And also, is shin even english? I checked 10 times to make sure that it was, and it still was, but like what?
Ari H. ..the body part?
@@safinnahuang9958 LMAO
"Shin" is Japanese for "Deity". Google Translate knows how to compliment people.
@@joannamysluk8623 I first thought this comments was on a YTTD video
I think Shin is also, like, an ancient Hebrew letter or something?
1:22
Sandwich sandwich sandwich?
SANDWICH!
This is so funny! 5 outta five friend!
Bon Bon, go get em’!
Bon Bon
?????????
Dan oudda dan!
I am laugh😂
Ash Mooingmunky XD
Currently recruiting new members of African Shadow. Anyone?
Beth Sian I can stand in for keyboards. lol
Lol!!! I can sing... I mean.. Play records of malinda singing and mouth them!! (i suck at singing)
I'll be trumpet
I can sing really good
What's what I'm told
I wrote " What are some translating tips?" and I got "You cannot change this number."
Geez. Google Translate is gonna hack your phone.
Me: Please do a part two!
GT: I'm making another boss!
Me: I love your videos! Good luck!
GT: I like his video Good Friday!
My question: Would you mind some competition?
GT: What did he do then?
Me: This is fun!
GT: Nothing bad!
This is HILARIOUS! Please make a part two to this! Congrats on 600k subs!
With the following question included:
"Do you want to build a snowman corporation?"
yay she did!!!!!!!!
I did the google translate thing with
"nice video"
it turned into....
*"extra large"*
Flame/ FlameKnightFTW *EXTRA THICC*
my apologies...
I tried it, and it turned into "Good videos."
I did I lots an lots of times lol
This made my day, thanks for always bringing laughter and smiles (and of course your wonderful voice on the normal covers)! Congrats on 600k subs Malinda and I hope you have a wonderful New Years! :D
Sandwich Sandwich Sandwich?
*SANDWICH*
I can’t believe you only have 600,000 subscribers. You deserve so many more-you’re such a talented singer and the concept of google translate songs is so original. I love all of your videos (well the ones I’ve seen-but I’ve seen most of them) and they always make me laugh. Thank you so much for providing this amazing content for all of us. You’re amazing
EARLYYYYYY!! Also at 1:40 Malinda sounds just like Ellen Degeneres XD
Sweet C & Cutie The Cat heck, you're right lol😂
No?
Your dog? Has no kids
My parents asked me to leave the room because I was giggling so hard and disrupting their show 😂😂 (it was university challenge so it's understandable) Keep up the amazing work, love everything you do!!!
Congratulations Malinda Kathleen Reese!!! You are awesome!!!
2:53
2020: A whole lot more alright
T: But this problem?
Original: Do you have siblings?
lol wat
At least it makes sense. Siblings are a problem
Mhm siblings are a problem I agree
@@Josake. Aw you beat me to the joke
Protip: don't try to eat or drink while watching this video. Or any Melinda video. It's just not safe 😆
Protip *PLATINUM ULTIMATE GOLD DIAMOND FULL NO AD NO SCAM NO STAINS EDITION 450005000/4*
do not
Legend has it, if you're early
Malinda wont care!
Edit: OMG SHE DOOOOOOOO
Chloe's Corner True.
Chloe's Corner I care
HAHA no it’s cute 😜
mrtannzr is your name Malinda?
Caitlin King maybe
YAY!! WE HIT IT!!!
Why are you crossing the street?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE
I died laughing 😂 😂 😂
"I did very strange. Alpaca accidentally." lol
Keep doing what you do Malinda, which is bringing me to laughing tears during my insomniac induced night! You're wonderful!
Or as google translate would say:
Do what you do, Malinda, I love myself. You are beautiful!
This is so funny!
1:02 Melinda you have to know that the original question is the one f*cked up here lol I don’t even wanna write it.
Original: why does the cutter and his wife slay cats in the garden at midnight?
Latifa Alneyadi im very curious what the original question is 😂
What is it?
Plz tell! Your fellow question mate pleads you! (First question was mine)
(Sees the original comment) That's unfortunate.
WAIT ITS YOUU
2:30 is me constantly
1:18 "TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE" must have been SO awkward screaming it outside, I love it XD
Love you Malinda!! You’re videos always make me smile! When I’m having a bad day, I come home, and watch your videos (and a few Thomas Sanders) and I feel better. Keep making your AMAZING videos!!!
OK so I'm new here and I love your channel. Recently my school did a fundraiser and we sang Thriller so when I saw your Google Translate version of Thriller I died of laughter. Love your channel and keep doing a awesome job.
lit up my day. Thanks for the laughter
I was drinking water when I started this video. I had to pause and swallow, then still ended up choking on air from laughing so hard and had my parents looking at me like I was insane.
GT: do you know how Old is your dog?
OL (that means "original")how Old are you?
You have pure talent! I love your videos. ❤️
I am attempting (and failing) to suppress random chortles of laughter while my parents sleep
I just spit milk out my nose. Quit that, Malinda!
lol, but pleease don't quit making these videos!!
2:20 onwards is me.
Malinda, you should do another one of these videos! This was hilarious!
Congrats Malinda, it is always a joy watching and being a part of your community! Happy Holidays and a Merry New Year!
With love,
-a fan
👍✌❤
AHHHHH Im so happy for you!! Just in time for the new year! Love you Malinda
PS Why do you have the actual voice of an angel?
Thank you Malinda for entertaining us through 2017 !
For some reason the question at 2:09 sounds like something that Izuku Midoriya would say when he looks in the mirror every morning.
Just watched this while feeding my 4 my month old. She's looking at me like she has no idea what she's doing that's so funny, but she's very proud she's making me laugh so hard!!
You're amazing I subscribed today
Here since 400k. You're beautiful and talented and funny. Honoured to be part of your fam. Keep it up! Cheering for you from all the way in South Africa!!
It's 12:17am, my parents are asleep in the next room, and the walls are really thin, so I had to stifle my laughter. Hooo boy did this vid make it difficult. It was hilarious, thank you :D
Hooooot! You have a problem.
If I could like this a thousand times I would💗💗💗 You are so funny, you are my fav UA-camr! Congrats on 600,000!
You have 641 thousand subscribers now! That's so amazing!
That intro tho 😂
Congratulations on reaching your 600,000th fan. May you gain 400,000 more in 2018. :)
This is such a funny video! I'm sat in the lounge giggling and my parents are looking at me like I am a weirdo! And well done for 600k!
Malinda's fake crying is funny and the way she's curled in a ball makes it even better lol
How do you still not have 1 Million subscribers??? How is that possible? You are amazing! Both your channels are.