Original: "Did You know that Romanian is a romance language?" Google Translate (after only THREE language changes): "Do you know that the Roman language is Roman?"
I translated this sentence: “I yeeted a ball across the room” Translated version: In the middle of the room we call a ball One of the versions was “in the middle of the room we yelled at the ball” Poor ball
So I asked my own question and put it through google translate. Original: What was your first reaction to gradually watermelon? Google translated: Where are you on pastry shop?
Original: Why did you butcher Billie Eilash so much? Google First translation: why did you kill Billie Eyelash? End Google: Why was billy ellis destroyed? Please use in video - v -
"DO YOU FEEL THE AIR?" Is technically question, so the stipulation of "This is a question" actually applies! Tldr I'm pretending to be smart and instead sounding stupid
@@LumiOfFrost AnonandBet ShemelandandSmall Dress Ned! Sham! Shamland !! I'll turn it on !! You !!!! You !!!!!!!!!! movie !!! movie !!!! movie !!! movie !!!! movie !!! movie !!! movie !!! movie !!! movie !!!! movie !!!!!!! You !!! See you movie !!! movie!! movie !!! (Original: I'm sure Malinda loves creating these videos.)
Also, I done the same thing, and I got "What is the most interesting question after translation?". I guess the answer is still "Magick on the interface?".
Original: How do you get your ideas? Translated: How to think? GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS LIFE. 😄 Thank you, Malinda, for always making me smile when i watch your videos. ❤️❤️
If we were to assume the third translated advert from the “beauty commercials through google translate” video, i have a feeling she is gonna fill a box with all of the chickens, and add unnecessary hair to the jaws
I was casually eating lunch when I heard Malinda say: “Slow down you’re getting frisky up in here. How many chickens?! ALL THE CHICKENS!” Long story short I almost threw my entire plate on the floor from laughing so much. I’m also allergic to walnuts so um #antiwalnutsquad
Original: "Why does google translate fail to fulfill its duty?" Google Translate after the first few language changes: "Translated by Google." Google Translate after a few more language changes: " It has been translated into Google." Google Translate after a some more language changes: "Google has not changed." / "Google was not replaced." Seems Google Translate kind of gave us the answer to my original question already ...
HAHA amazing. That said I do wish you would keep the written question on the screen longer, had to keep pausing the video to read the original question
Convince your friend to learn a new language and then pretend you know it, too, so that your friend will just tell you in that language and you'll be blissfully unaware.
Well, new languages can look good on a resume. Means that you can converse with clients/customers with diverse backgrounds and different ways of speaking.
Question: Who is your favorite person? GT: Do you put your favorite options in you dead? Question:What is your favorite sport? GT:Is it a challenge to the best games? Question:How many fingers do you have? GT:How are you closed in the wall? LOLOLOLOL
I tried... Original: How do you keep a straight face while singing weird lyrics? GT: Did you adjust your strange eyes while singing shovels? Where the heck did the shovel come from?! Also, sorry for calling your eyes strange.
I think stuff that that is like that happens with gradual changes in the word meaning with each language making a small change. It’s like evolution but with translation
This translated to google google translate... Also it’s a question and you used a period. “What about the comment section as told by google translate is a question.
Original: How do you do, gentleman? Google Translate: Lord, what are you? It took a while for the message to finally get lost in translation, I kept translating over and over and the message still stayed, it took a while to get it to make no sense, is it this difficult for you?
It seems like some languages, like Spanish or German, are more similar to English so they change very little, while Korean and Georgian change the message massively.
A friend of mine who lives in the UAE gets a kick out of the bazar things transition think she says, and I translate it directly from her native language to mine lol.
Before I translate back into english I almost always translate into latin, because latin translations never make any sense. Another thing that's fun to do is to ONLY translate back ad forth between latin and english to see the text get more and more screwed up each time. By the end of it (at one point it will stop changing with every translation and stay the same) the sentences are barely understandable at all, when that happens I sometimes take it through some modern languages to just fix the grammar and it always ends up a freaking masterpiece. *Original:* _This is an example of latin being hilarious to translate._ *1st layer of latin:* _Recipe for a pool from being cheerful and Latin expression._ *6th layer of latin:* _From the pool operator results in English and be cheerful._ *8th layer of latin:* _The English and the operator result in a pool being happy._ This was as far as it would translate from only latin. *7 random languages:* _The bridge is popular with British workers._
Original: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" GT: "What height the tree can be if it is cropped?" ... I mean it depends on the original height 😂
Original: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Result after Korean-Swedish-Malay: How many marbles wood can you pretend to be the ultimate guinea pig less?
Original: How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? Translated: If woodpeckers can suffocate wood, how many woodpeckers can suffocate wood?
To the original question: Yes, she does. She has translated _two_ songs from _Hamilton_ to show the crew that _they_ have to put effort into their translations! To the translated question: I don't know. Why not ask Hamilton?
Original comment- I was watching this by my dad so I couldn't laugh, so I pinched my nose and held my breath, and yet I still ended up falling off my chair, rolling under the table, flipping over to my stomach, and almost choking. I died. The ghost world is pretty cool. Google translated-I packed it with my father, so I can't draw it, so I put my nose in my stomach, but I fell off the seat, under the ties under my arm, pulled out of the mullet, almost broken I will die The power of the world is sweet. WHAT!!!! Also, your videos are awesome and never fail to make me laugh, so thank you very much.
Original question: If you could go to any restaurant you wanted, which one would you go to? Translation: Want a delicious meal or want to run around a potato field like a donkey?
I google translated "Shake it off" one time bc I was bored, Malinda, you should do this in your professional style! Here's the chorus I GTed: Players can play, play, play, play, play Not as hard, hard, hateful, hateful enemies Honey, I want to shake, darra, darra, darra, darrande I hurt him. Destroyer, damage, rust, rust, rust False, false, wrong, first Honey, I want to shake, darra, darra, darra, darrande I hurt him. darra = tremble (in swedish) darrande = trembled (also in swedish, its not like I asked for english or anything...)
Darra is also a slang word in Finnish that means "hangover". (Okay it is borrowed from Swedish because what else do you do when you're hungover than tremble..)
How about I let google translate tell you how much I love this channel? Original: I absolutely adore this channel. Litterary every single videos makes me laugh so darn hard! A few days ago I was eating supper while I was watching some of your newer videos, and I laughed so hard I could hardly even eat at all! It's a wonder I didn't spill my drink all over my pc! 🤣🤣🤣 This channel always helps me out on my worst days. It brings a smile back on my mouth and lifts me up, remembering that there is indeed a reason to be alive. This channel has litterary saved my life so many times! Thank you so, so, very much for awsome content and for all the happiness and laughter it brings me! You mean the world to me! Keep it up, I love you! 💖 Translated: I really like this channel. Really, every video makes me laugh like this! A few days ago, I saw some new videos about her at dinner and laughed out loud, so I couldn't even eat! It's a miracle that I didn't throw the cup at the computer! Oly! Oh! Heavy African things that are beautiful, you are beautiful, you are beautiful! Deployed, not pedestrianized. The worst day of my life this channel can definetly help me. She then smiled into her mouth, she took me, remember I had a reason to live, this chain saved me alot of lives! Thanks for the content, the fun and the laughs! For me you are all in this world, I love you! 💖 Yeah...pls don't get the wrong idea 🤣
Original: did you know that there is a spider that dances? Google translate: how do you decide that there are spider that dances? Original: did you know by translating Khmer then back to english sentences end up very weird? Google translate: Have you read a book about yourself?
Sounds like my 6th grade teacher when she sharpied pants to every character on every Captain Underpants book. (Including the ones that students checked out or bought from a book fair)
Original: What is your favorite bone in the skeletal system, that you have hidden under your skin? GT: What are some of the back pieces that you hid in your tattoo?
Here’s one... Original: Your videos are hilarious! What was your inspiration? Translated: It looks great! Thank you (Actually this statement is quite true)
I tried doing this and my original question is Do you believe that “parallel” universes are real And this is the google translated version is Think “word”similar to this?
Ok so. I don't have any of the social media required to suggest so I thought maybe I could comment it. Original : why did you start making these types of videos? GT : How do you start seeing me: why does she like it? Idk man...idk 😂😂😂
I HAVE ONE MORE Google translate: how to enjoy it? When I was singing, I was like a lamp Real question: how do you sing so good? When I sing, I sound like a rotten potato. HOW DID ROTTEN POTATO TURN INTO LAMP?! SO MANY QUESTIONS HERE!!!
Original: When Satan took you to the pasta, was it at least al dente?
Translated: Okay, at least earrings in the valley.
Well, we may not worry about it, because earrings in the valley
Hm.....
omg yes
Hm..
You lost your earings in a valley?
Original: Do you have a cat?
Translated: You're pregnant.
Um......
Um.....
Um........
I’m dying
Um.....
Original: what pasta sauce is your favorite?
Translation: what is unhealthy food?
I’m insulted
LolaLotta makes me think of jeopardy. What is unhealthy food for 400.
WTF happened
I almost stopped eating spaghetti.
@@amyjones7023 Pasta is evil. Satan will take you to the pasta.
@@saraflint2982 omg ur so right
Original: "Did You know that Romanian is a romance language?"
Google Translate (after only THREE language changes): "Do you know that the Roman language is Roman?"
I've learned so much...
So straight forward
Mind. Blown!
well romanian is a romanic language
As a Romanian, I sure know the Roman language is Roman.
"'What do you want?' Ah, still figuring that out."
I know what you mean.
next up: "what are you still figuring out?"
Basically my life.
Relatable.
Saaaaaaame, oh gosh
This is one of those saddest questions in the video... 😂
I translated this sentence:
“I yeeted a ball across the room”
Translated version: In the middle of the room we call a ball
One of the versions was “in the middle of the room we yelled at the ball”
Poor ball
Were Cat 😂
TheGamingEoraptor omg 😂
@TheGamingEoraptor duck dinosur paid?
@TheGamingEoraptor jow did you get duck dinosaur paid
Imagine this happening in real life
"There are several layers of cannibalism here."
I'm done 😂😂
Harrison Lewis I laughed so hard 😂😂
"How many trees managed to cope with a spider like a walnut?" I had to pause there; laughing so hard!
Tomsonic41 cant imagine though if the spider looked like a walnut or the walnut looked like a spider... 😮
What inspired you to be a youtuber?
Google Translate: "Why do you think you are water?"
I'm Batman! *Deadpool 2
The human body is comprised of approximately 70% water so it wouldn’t be surprising if people thought they were water
😆
I mean...we are technically mostly consisting of water
@@thegamingteen4447 Makes sense! Now, _I_ think I'm mostly water, because I am!
Original: Life is ultimately meaningless.
Google Translate: Nothing in life.
Odds1out, life is fun
That's... Just rewording
I mean, you got the answer at the very least
Ice I was just about to say that
Nothing in life is ultimately meaningless.
So I asked my own question and put it through google translate.
Original: What was your first reaction to gradually watermelon?
Google translated: Where are you on pastry shop?
There are several layers of cannibalism in the translation there
It's official, Watermelon is a pastry
Original: Why did you butcher Billie Eilash so much?
Google First translation: why did you kill Billie Eyelash?
End Google: Why was billy ellis destroyed?
Please use in video - v -
On? okay......
Original: do you want to build a snowman?
Google translate: which part do you want to read about
the building part
Come on, let's go and playyyy
Its snow male
Why wasn’t it translated to “ do you wanna build a snow male” or “do you wanna build a yeti”??
Do you wanna build a snowman corporation?
Original: This is a question.
Translate: DO YOU FEEL THE AIR? *All caps.*
Explain to me. EXPLAIN.
"DO YOU FEEL THE AIR?"
Is technically question, so the stipulation of "This is a question" actually applies!
Tldr I'm pretending to be smart and instead sounding stupid
Correct? YOU? Do you like to create? (Original was WELL? DO YOU? DO YOU FEEL THE AIR?)
@@LumiOfFrost AnonandBet ShemelandandSmall Dress Ned! Sham! Shamland !! I'll turn it on !! You !!!! You !!!!!!!!!! movie !!! movie !!!! movie !!! movie !!!! movie !!! movie !!! movie !!! movie !!! movie !!!! movie !!!!!!! You !!! See you movie !!! movie!! movie !!! (Original: I'm sure Malinda loves creating these videos.)
(When you paste Hebrew text into an Igbo window and translate it into Hebrew, that happens)
Aldabrachelys gigantea Movie !!!
“What is your favorite hunger meter?”
“My stomach”
Honestly sammmeeee
I don't know, the HUD in subnautica is pretty good, but so is minecraft's...
Omg, i literally read this exactly when she said it lmao
The Hunger Bar in Minecraft.
original: what is the funniest thing to ask after translating it?
google translate: Magick on the interface?
amazing.
Lollol
I unliked only cause it has 69 likes
Potterhead me is just going crazy
That's one of them!
Also, I done the same thing, and I got "What is the most interesting question after translation?". I guess the answer is still "Magick on the interface?".
Original: How do you get your ideas?
Translated: How to think?
GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS LIFE. 😄
Thank you, Malinda, for always making me smile when i watch your videos. ❤️❤️
Me: I don't know, Google. I don't know how to think.
ME
I have no clue
My brain
Question : How many chickens?
Malinda : All of the chickens!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Swati's Gaming Centre We just need chickens.
ALL OF THE CHICKENS!!!!!!!
What about Heihei from Moana?
If we were to assume the third translated advert from the “beauty commercials through google translate” video, i have a feeling she is gonna fill a box with all of the chickens, and add unnecessary hair to the jaws
So...
Original: What is your favorite color and why?
Translated: Why is water blue and why?
Just to answer the translated question: the water is a reflection of the sky, and since the sky is blue, water is blue too!
acily it is rely clear and idk
@@Hand-in-Shot_Productions you didn't answer the "and why" part 🤣
@@Itsmjimmy They did bruh
@@user-im9wh7kb3d no they didn't, they only answered why water was blue
"You know i see everything right?" *puts on pants*
Kharn The Betrayer
The all seeing eye of Malinda
*rapidly deleting search history*
**slaps face**
PROOOOODEEEEEECCCCCTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYEEEESSSS
I'd be more worried by the fact that she see's your throne of baby skulls.
Blood for the blood god.
"Would you be enjoyable?"
Goddamn, Google Translate's flirting game is on point! xD xD
gavinoaw I just love the low-key ‘sorry I’m taken bitch’ tone in her voice when she replies lol
Google Translate is literally me trying to flirt.
Google translate wants to know your opinion of yourself
Can you do a 3rd one
Original: What's your favorite vegetable?
Google Translate: Vegetarian options?
That kind of makes sense, since a favorite vegetable _is_ a vegetarian object!
How many chickens?
ALL OF THE CHICKENS!
Great decisions?
Yes.
Original: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood
GT: Like Chuck Chuck the matter if Chuck has a gun
Wow😂
AHHHH OMG CHUCK HAS A GUN
That escalated quickly...
i translated that question again and got:
If a wooden thorn throws a tree, how many trees does the thorn have?
@@supechube_k X - 1. Solve for X. That was the question right?
"I believe my husband is pulling my donkey in me. Do want to do it?"
*I DIED*
I was casually eating lunch when I heard Malinda say:
“Slow down you’re getting frisky up in here. How many chickens?! ALL THE CHICKENS!”
Long story short I almost threw my entire plate on the floor from laughing so much. I’m also allergic to walnuts so um #antiwalnutsquad
Flower Power walnuts are gross anyway
I'm allergic to walnuts too
Flower Power #antiwalnutssquad
I'm not allergic to walnuts. I'm allergic to all nuts....
Yes, that was a terrible pun.
1:20
Original: "Why does google translate fail to fulfill its duty?"
Google Translate after the first few language changes: "Translated by Google."
Google Translate after a few more language changes: "
It has been translated into Google."
Google Translate after a some more language changes: "Google has not changed." / "Google was not replaced."
Seems Google Translate kind of gave us the answer to my original question already ...
AAAAHHH gt is self aware
Self aware asf
How to do it?
I made it 300 likes
Yes, A S O M E M O R E
Original: How are you today
GT: is this day a fortunate otter?
Wut...
Only sometimes
i mean... no it is a comment
Here is my question:
Estus BM Trader Day Google?
"Pyjamas and a full face of makeup is my eternal aesthetic."
Mine too, Malinda. Mine too.
HAHA amazing. That said I do wish you would keep the written question on the screen longer, had to keep pausing the video to read the original question
Gummiel Agreed!
“Who would be the worst person to wear in the oven”
That is my favorite one. I laughed for two minutes
Original: When translating something do you use a certain order to do it or do you just do it at random?
GT: When do you translate it?
It is random.
yes
2:10 *BIRDS?? WHAT ARE THEY??!*
Her expression 😂
Karla Jupiters 2:15 THAT FACE IS AMAZING
Karla Jupiters I am nice to the birds.....
Karla Jupiters I
It's clear and simple.
Karla Jupiters 7
Original: how do i get my friend to stop telling me weird things?
Translation: How can different languages help?
Farther Lights So..learn a new languge, pretend you don't know english anymore so your friends give up on telling you weird things?
GT IS SELF AWARE
Nagito is telling weird things to you again, Hajime? I thought you would be used to it by now, to be honest
Convince your friend to learn a new language and then pretend you know it, too, so that your friend will just tell you in that language and you'll be blissfully unaware.
Well, new languages can look good on a resume. Means that you can converse with clients/customers with diverse backgrounds and different ways of speaking.
Question: Who is your favorite person?
GT: Do you put your favorite options in you dead?
Question:What is your favorite sport?
GT:Is it a challenge to the best games?
Question:How many fingers do you have?
GT:How are you closed in the wall?
LOLOLOLOL
I would be worried if I were closed in the wall
Heres another
Q: what inspired you to start youtube?
GT: why did youtube live in germany?
Why!?
Maisie Green WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT GOOGLE!? 😂😂😂
Maisie Green Proud German
(Except for a few parts of our history)
Hahahahaha lol
Oh wow
Google Translate when a question doesn't make sense:
Original: 'what is your own favorite wierd translation'
Translate: 'WhAt DoEs ThIs MeAn?!?!??'
Original: Have you ever had braces?
Translated: Have you ever built a map?
No and no.
Yes and no
I do that on a near weekly basis
"Who could be the worst person to wear in the oven?" 😂😂😂 I'm dead
Original: do you like winter?
Translated: throw the baby in the winter corrigan?
...
I can’t
@@saturnzhornetz44 wdym
Eren Yeager I’m laughing so hard, you made my day
@@saturnzhornetz44 oh ok
Someone tell the Spectre that he needs to stop doing that.
Original: Do you read Percy Jackson?
Google translate: do you like the movies?
The rest of the PJO fandom: * triggered *
YES Oh my (it figured out our breaking point!)
I put "watermelons are good"
"Good pasty"
My classmate said yes. I threw my chair at him. Your welcome :)
TRIGGERED
I’m sorry, the what? I just… I can’t understand you.
I tried...
Original: How do you keep a straight face while singing weird lyrics?
GT: Did you adjust your strange eyes while singing shovels?
Where the heck did the shovel come from?! Also, sorry for calling your eyes strange.
I think stuff that that is like that happens with gradual changes in the word meaning with each language making a small change. It’s like evolution but with translation
What language did you change it too? 😂
Emily Ann they probably changed it into a lot of languages
Yes I know, I was just joking
Emily Ann it’s not a funny joke. Jokes are meant to be funny
Q: Will you do this your entire life?
GT: have you been in your life the whole time?
i think so oh gosh i don't know anymore aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Yes
Google Translate ended up controlling my *existence*
Ah yes, the floor here is made out of flooor
*X Files Theme Intensifies*
I laughed so hard. Ive been having a crap day and this made it so much better. I love these. I'd love to see more of them!
Me too I’m really sick so seeing fun videos of people that are not sick makes me happy
Animation Life funnily enough im unwell too and Malinda always seems to take my mind off it. Even for a short video
Malinda's channel is my first stop on bad days (like today.)
What about the comment section as told by google translate.
YES
This translated to google google translate...
Also it’s a question and you used a period. “What about the comment section as told by google translate is a question.
Yessssssss!!! Melinda use this comment section!!
*”I'll give you a comment on gihulagway sa google translate”*
Okay then...
The article was published by Google.
I translated it
"Your busy busy day"
Totally not laying in bed cuddling with a cat and eating chips + watching the best youtuber ever
The GTS Foxie Totally not laying on the couch bored because everyone is quarantined
Original: How do you do, gentleman?
Google Translate: Lord, what are you?
It took a while for the message to finally get lost in translation, I kept translating over and over and the message still stayed, it took a while to get it to make no sense, is it this difficult for you?
It seems like some languages, like Spanish or German, are more similar to English so they change very little, while Korean and Georgian change the message massively.
It's a sign from God
A friend of mine who lives in the UAE gets a kick out of the bazar things transition think she says, and I translate it directly from her native language to mine lol.
Before I translate back into english I almost always translate into latin, because latin translations never make any sense. Another thing that's fun to do is to ONLY translate back ad forth between latin and english to see the text get more and more screwed up each time. By the end of it (at one point it will stop changing with every translation and stay the same) the sentences are barely understandable at all, when that happens I sometimes take it through some modern languages to just fix the grammar and it always ends up a freaking masterpiece.
*Original:* _This is an example of latin being hilarious to translate._
*1st layer of latin:* _Recipe for a pool from being cheerful and Latin expression._
*6th layer of latin:* _From the pool operator results in English and be cheerful._
*8th layer of latin:* _The English and the operator result in a pool being happy._
This was as far as it would translate from only latin.
*7 random languages:* _The bridge is popular with British workers._
Q: do you like cheese?
Google translate: I like pickles with a fudge sandwich!
Ew
Oh my goodness I'm dying :'D
Actually that might taste good.
Did Google Translate just answer your question?
Here’s mine:
ENGLISH: How much fun do you have doing this?
RANDOM: How much casserole does your chickeny?
Chickeny?
@@FulcrumAhsokaTano Yes, *chickeny*
Lol
CHICKENY, very chickeny
That makes absolutely zero sense.
look at ALLL THOSE CHICKENS
GreyWolfEmber I cry tears of lemonade
( you may not understand)
as you cry i will make you happy with shapes since you like them
Slytherin_and_ Proud_ Elise Ecklund?
@@alonelypotato3581 YOU GOTTA HAVE CHEEZE WHIZZZ
@@lollollollol4234 AGHHHH YESSSSSSSS
"You could be drinking freaking Pandora."
I just died
Original: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
GT: "What height the tree can be if it is cropped?"
... I mean it depends on the original height 😂
Original: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Result after Korean-Swedish-Malay: How many marbles wood can you pretend to be the ultimate guinea pig less?
Original how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Google translate wood can usually be made or cut by the manufacturer
Oh god this is like math problems XD
Original: How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
Translated: If woodpeckers can suffocate wood, how many woodpeckers can suffocate wood?
@@japanpanda2179 I DIED OF LAUGHING
This is my question:
Original: do you like the musical Hamilton?
Translated: Do you like music, Hamilton?
To the original question: Yes, she does. She has translated _two_ songs from _Hamilton_ to show the crew that _they_ have to put effort into their translations!
To the translated question: I don't know. Why not ask Hamilton?
@@Hand-in-Shot_Productions huh? I dont remember posting this comment lol-
@@aleah697 That's how _I_ feel about old comments that finally get an answer!
@@Hand-in-Shot_Productions yeah lmao! I will sometimes get replys of comments from like 5 years ago and tbh is so weird!
For the original question (im answering for me) YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Original comment- I was watching this by my dad so I couldn't laugh, so I pinched my nose and held my breath, and yet I still ended up falling off my chair, rolling under the table, flipping over to my stomach, and almost choking. I died. The ghost world is pretty cool.
Google translated-I packed it with my father, so I can't draw it, so I put my nose in my stomach, but I fell off the seat, under the ties under my arm, pulled out of the mullet, almost broken I will die The power of the world is sweet.
WHAT!!!!
Also, your videos are awesome and never fail to make me laugh, so thank you very much.
Yes, the world is sweet
How does one put their nose in their stomach..?
Original question: If you could go to any restaurant you wanted, which one would you go to?
Translation: Want a delicious meal or want to run around a potato field like a donkey?
Looooool I am literally loosing my sh I scrolled a long way to find this comment
I’d go for the meal
Please do more of these, they are really funny!!!
omg thankyou so much
I google translated "Shake it off" one time bc I was bored, Malinda, you should do this in your professional style!
Here's the chorus I GTed:
Players can play, play, play, play, play
Not as hard, hard, hateful, hateful enemies
Honey, I want to shake, darra, darra, darra, darrande
I hurt him.
Destroyer, damage, rust, rust, rust
False, false, wrong, first
Honey, I want to shake, darra, darra, darra, darrande
I hurt him.
darra = tremble (in swedish) darrande = trembled (also in swedish, its not like I asked for english or anything...)
I will do that lol
"I hurt him."
Then:
"Destroyer, damage, rust, rust, rust
false, false, wrong, first"
It's like she's denying hurting him... TAYLOR WHAT'D YOU DO?! lol
Anyone else a Swede ❤️🇸🇪
Darra is also a slang word in Finnish that means "hangover". (Okay it is borrowed from Swedish because what else do you do when you're hungover than tremble..)
YES! Malinda, plese!
me: what is the meaning of a meaningless life?
Google translate: what is eternal life?
Yeah what is internal life Google what do you know
The eternal menstrualcycle
@@amyjones7023 Oh no!🤣🤣
One of the translations of the lion king the circle of life that isn’t for followers and life
@@amyjones7023 That took a turn for the strange!
Original: What song will you destroy next?
Google translated: The walk is not in my laws, and how much more is at a distance from the body?
WTH!?
The new Shakespeare
Latin should be banned! It's too powerful!
Best!
@Natalie Johnson latin = This will then be the song of the do you want me to lose?
Nabil Massoud #YIAY
Bad day?
lol I translated "Where are your fingers?" and got "Shuttle." I guess your fingers are in a shuttle.
Wow. Just wow.
How about I let google translate tell you how much I love this channel?
Original:
I absolutely adore this channel. Litterary every single videos makes me laugh so darn hard! A few days ago I was eating supper while I was watching some of your newer videos, and I laughed so hard I could hardly even eat at all! It's a wonder I didn't spill my drink all over my pc! 🤣🤣🤣
This channel always helps me out on my worst days. It brings a smile back on my mouth and lifts me up, remembering that there is indeed a reason to be alive. This channel has litterary saved my life so many times! Thank you so, so, very much for awsome content and for all the happiness and laughter it brings me! You mean the world to me! Keep it up, I love you! 💖
Translated:
I really like this channel. Really, every video makes me laugh like this! A few days ago, I saw some new videos about her at dinner and laughed out loud, so I couldn't even eat! It's a miracle that I didn't throw the cup at the computer!
Oly! Oh! Heavy African things that are beautiful, you are beautiful, you are beautiful! Deployed, not pedestrianized.
The worst day of my life this channel can definetly help me. She then smiled into her mouth, she took me, remember I had a reason to live, this chain saved me alot of lives! Thanks for the content, the fun and the laughs! For me you are all in this world, I love you! 💖
Yeah...pls don't get the wrong idea 🤣
Heavy African things💀
“It’s a miracle that I didn’t throw the cup at the computer!” Wut
THROW THE CUP AT THE COMPUTER
Original: Do you have a husband
Translated: Is she a husband
i am weird boi, I think Google Translate is weirder than you! 😂
i am weird boi Google Translate of Sexist!
yes
When someone looks at my Transgender ass
A female-to-male transgendered person?
“How many chickens?”
“All of the chickens!!”
Me: farts super loud bc I was laughing so hard
Your welcome for that.
Original: did you know that there is a spider that dances?
Google translate: how do you decide that there are spider that dances?
Original: did you know by translating Khmer then back to english sentences end up very weird?
Google translate: Have you read a book about yourself?
*Spider dance starts playing*
Lol
My original question: What app do you use to put in the awesome subtitles?
Translated version: What fever do the stroke and capture the videos?
She uses this app
Please translate "Can you feel the love tonight" from The Lion King!
Do you mean the song, or the question? LOL
Johannes van der Horst Haha, I meant the song but I guess it works as a question too 😂
Original: hot chocolate, coffee or tea?
Translated: Chocolate chow, cafe?
Original :what is your favourite breed of dog?
Translation :what is your favourite dog food?
Um how does breed change to food
joey the greyhound breed... bread... same thing
Might have thought you where wanting to say bread lol but still
Idk 🤣🤣
cause its dog food as food made of dogs
I actually died😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣
Original: Shakespeare is to be or not to be.
Google Translate: Shakespeare must or is not appropriate.
XD
Macayle Angelina It’s so true though.
Makes sense, you have to read his works for school and his plays are often inappropriately violent.
Sounds like my 6th grade teacher when she sharpied pants to every character on every Captain Underpants book.
(Including the ones that students checked out or bought from a book fair)
Squid Fanatic WUT oh no a Karen
Original: chickens scare me,
GT: all chickens are prepared to be put in oven
I would love to that you translate the Hanging Tree from Hunger Games
Skylar Clato Yesss
yyyyyyeeeesssss
Oh that could be interesting!
don't expect nothing really deep, though
Yeeeessss please!!!
THIS IS GOLD
no, it's Silver
PURE. GOLD.
The karate girl I
I thought it was Magnesium
Even better... IT’S *P L A T I N U M*
Original: What is your favorite bone in the skeletal system, that you have hidden under your skin?
GT: What are some of the back pieces that you hid in your tattoo?
they both look translated
You and Beth Crowley are so similar in personality its hilarious. Also, you should Google Translate Believer or something by Imagine Dragons
The Fiadochi Aardvark yes!!! That would be amazing! 😂😂
The Fiadochi Aardvark yes! Yeeeesss
YEE! That would be great!
She should do Radioactive
The Fiadochi Aardvark OH MY GOSH I LOVE BETH CROWLEY!!! 😍
Original: Why are most sponges yellow?
Google translate: Are you white?
Um
Edit: Why does this have likes
Yes
Oh my god Google Translate, you can't just ask people if they're white
Fluffy Quartz well?
Are you?
Lol jk
XD
What the f××k?
sandyandsun45
Original: Girl, you know that I can
GT: You're a girl, you know
Original: how did you come up with the whole “translate” idea?
Translation: when the idea of “leave” came
"I see you and i love you all" aww we love you too.
Translate: "You have a cat."
Original: Do you love kittens?
Yes, you're right. I have a cat.
Here’s one...
Original: Your videos are hilarious! What was your inspiration?
Translated: It looks great! Thank you
(Actually this statement is quite true)
I tried doing this and my original question is
Do you believe that “parallel” universes are real
And this is the google translated version is
Think “word”similar to this?
YES
That.
I actually have a friend who has like, 20 pet chickens or something so I absolutely died when "ALL OF THE CHICKENS!" blasted from my speaker.
@FÛFFLE My mother has chickens
I HAVE CHICKENS
Original: what’s your favorite kind of cake?
Translated: Which body do you like?
😳😳
A curvy one 😏
Oh my.... 😂😳
@@izzy-artmusicvlogs1234 uhhhhhmmmm
Original: hi
Goigle translate: he killed
Lol
Who remembers SATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTA ahaha
Meh
Do not worry about the demon.
this is me
Boobs, ooh
MeMeGirl 0704 I showed that to my friends and we're still laughing about it.
Whenever she gets pasta we're just like "Did you get that from Satan?"
3:12
Me: Which Hogwarts house are you in then?
Google Translate: Which house will you find?
Gonna assume Ravenclaw... she's definitely witty.
Your mom's house OOOOOHHH
I'll go home
@@japanpanda2179 Malinda is a ravenclaw , she said she was a mix of ravenclaw and hufflepuff but she thinks more ravenclaw 😁
Before: Have you played undertale?
Gt: You have already played with curiosity
Did Gt answer my question
Yes!! Finally undertale!!
Besides the USA what is your favorite country(original)
Translated: except the banana is what your country like?
Apparently the USA translates to the banana XD
I live in a beautiful country in my banana smoothie
Xd I know this vid is old but I had to
And yes I literally did just watch part one
Mine is like Apple
USA=banana?!?
Google: Hopefully I will see a video with Benici someday.
Original: will you ever show us how to make your videos?
Google translate seems a little passive aggressive ^^ I love your vids!
My question :
Original - Can you make a Selena Gomez parody?
Translated - What does a peacock karate work in an Asian building building?
Original: What is your favorite musical?
GT: Why must thou kill passion?
…
Ok so. I don't have any of the social media required to suggest so I thought maybe I could comment it.
Original : why did you start making these types of videos?
GT : How do you start seeing me: why does she like it?
Idk man...idk 😂😂😂
Step 1: Make Vocaloid Sung By Google Translate video
Step 2: Make me very very happy
I have already google translated a song. plus boy in fact
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS
step 2 is automatically done, it comes
with step one.
Translated: Choose a forest?
Original: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
original: am i pregnant??
translated: i am pregnant!
good job google
I HAVE ONE MORE
Google translate: how to enjoy it? When I was singing, I was like a lamp
Real question: how do you sing so good? When I sing, I sound like a rotten potato.
HOW DID ROTTEN POTATO TURN INTO LAMP?! SO MANY QUESTIONS HERE!!!
Original: Do you like yourself Google Translate?
Translated: It scared me!
I guess google translate doesn't like itself.
LoL
Lmfaoo
Does it need therapy?
That explains a lot..
Am I the only one who watched this twice?
1st time: to watch for fun cause I love this channel 😍
2nd time: to look at people's profile pic things 😂😂😂
I’ve watched multiple times just for the laughs
Original:Do you like waffles?
Gts:Crest of the moon is the way
Q:Is the tooth fairy actually real?
GT:Strong color?
You are on UA-cam! That’s takes great bravery!! I promise.
AceStuckinLimbo love your pfp