Google Translate Gives a Weather Report

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  • @Feramersi0
    @Feramersi0 6 років тому +3973

    No wonder the frisbee was arrested when it flew its victims at 15,000 mph!

    • @symrob1306
      @symrob1306 6 років тому +172

      How did they arrest a 15,000 mph frisbee ? (X-Files background music)

    • @oliviajohnson3859
      @oliviajohnson3859 6 років тому +78

      Nooo Jupiter!

    • @helios5752
      @helios5752 6 років тому +29

      After reading that the only thing I can think of is Jack Black screaming DECAPITATION

    • @TheNewSoda
      @TheNewSoda 6 років тому +6

      Lol

    • @metaalboekee665
      @metaalboekee665 6 років тому +6

      lmao

  • @bee_bch
    @bee_bch 6 років тому +6941

    It’s cloudy with a high chance of getting literally everything wrong

    • @jamesslick4790
      @jamesslick4790 6 років тому +75

      Pretty much describes Pittsburgh weather 😂

    • @rewrose2838
      @rewrose2838 6 років тому +38

      Meteorology is a science of studying entropy in our atmosphere, 'predicting' is not doable but we do get pretty close

    • @aerocard4831
      @aerocard4831 6 років тому +36

      @@rewrose2838 I think they meant Google Translate XD......

    • @MattManPlays
      @MattManPlays 6 років тому +33

      high chance of meatballs. you mean

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 6 років тому +20

      At least google tried... we have to give it credit for keeping us entertained

  • @christinahamilton7676
    @christinahamilton7676 5 років тому +3763

    "I'm your host, Wanda Melon..."
    "Wanda Melon"
    "Watermelon"
    *"GRADUALLY WATERMELON"*

  • @felicvik9456
    @felicvik9456 4 роки тому +930

    "panda all the time, heat is ideal for 25 seconds" "It's ok to have burning pandas in your cake"

    • @_MattG_
      @_MattG_ 3 роки тому +53

      Google translate doesn't like pandas.

    • @redpalkia0682
      @redpalkia0682 3 роки тому +50

      @@_MattG_ Google translate likes pandas. Eating them, that is.

    • @WarmBreadBearBuddy
      @WarmBreadBearBuddy 3 роки тому +45

      “There is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake” 🐼🐼🐼🐼

    • @Humulator
      @Humulator 3 роки тому +10

      @@WarmBreadBearBuddy which video is this line from?

    • @Humulator
      @Humulator 3 роки тому +5

      @@WarmBreadBearBuddy i cant find it

  • @JustSomeCanuck
    @JustSomeCanuck 6 років тому +3345

    So if I understood that correctly, Google Translate predicted a plague of spiders, a nine-year long major windstorm, the mid 1940s, the Cold War (only taking effect next Wednesday), eternal pandas, flying sea ice, criminal Frisbees, the government shutdown, and then threatened to beat up the news anchor.
    Sounds legit.

  • @reagan1316
    @reagan1316 6 років тому +4593

    “Eh, let’s forget this week” lmao

  • @gowatchbonesprettyplease1038
    @gowatchbonesprettyplease1038 5 років тому +7395

    Can't wait for 2028 so that I can comment 'finally that storm is over'

    • @andymac8437
      @andymac8437 5 років тому +176

      BlueHighSky ikr, I mean, us new Englanders ( Idk if you are one ) will be sun deprived for 9 years.

    • @kianasx
      @kianasx 5 років тому +60

      There is 228 likes-

    • @sealzz402
      @sealzz402 5 років тому +21

      BlueHighSky yes.

    • @fibonojomano5369
      @fibonojomano5369 5 років тому +16

      Same

    • @tylerhillman6446
      @tylerhillman6446 5 років тому +8

      @@andymac8437 Facts

  • @diegosierra1951
    @diegosierra1951 4 роки тому +433

    "A major windstorm will be prolongued to 9 years"
    London climate in a nutshell

    • @C15Ckbn
      @C15Ckbn 3 роки тому +6

      Never knew it was that windy in London.
      All I see is that it's normally one of the hottest places in the UK. I believe it reached 38°C on July 25, 2019, almost breaking a record set by Faversham sixteen years prior.

    • @Frostfern94
      @Frostfern94 3 роки тому +9

      Just the UK in general

    • @C15Ckbn
      @C15Ckbn 3 роки тому +4

      @@Frostfern94 Especially the coastal areas with the wind electricity farms.

    • @wolfiegirl6114
      @wolfiegirl6114 5 місяців тому

      4 years left I hope it ends soon

  • @agathascrustyfingers5214
    @agathascrustyfingers5214 6 років тому +690

    Wet sugars can be used for killing? My evil plans are coming together. Thanks Malinda

    • @thesirensystem
      @thesirensystem 6 років тому +35

      Mine too. Google Translate is the best. Hey, maybe we should work on a plan together sometime. Everyone would be doomed!

    • @agathascrustyfingers5214
      @agathascrustyfingers5214 6 років тому +18

      @@thesirensystem maybe. But don't blame me if it causes your own death

    • @thesirensystem
      @thesirensystem 6 років тому +15

      @@agathascrustyfingers5214 I can handle it. At least I'm not completely hopeless against a bolt of thunder XD

    • @WinterDutchie
      @WinterDutchie 6 років тому +20

      Remember they can only be used in the “first few years”

    • @thesirensystem
      @thesirensystem 6 років тому +7

      @@WinterDutchie already in green and emphasised, even if it isn't an attribute

  • @jia.shx7
    @jia.shx7 6 років тому +569

    *When The Frisbee killed Jupiter....*

    • @jia.shx7
      @jia.shx7 5 років тому +27

      @Lightning Boy
      At last.... JUPITER GOT JUSTICE!!

    • @emanatingf
      @emanatingf 5 років тому +4

      @@jia.shx7 YES

    • @viper7526
      @viper7526 5 років тому +5

      JUSTICE FOR JUPITER

    • @theworthysoul
      @theworthysoul 5 років тому +2

      Lightning Boy the space police? I think you mean ‘the victims of 15,000 miles per hour’ xD

    • @astrinymris9953
      @astrinymris9953 4 місяці тому

      @@viper7526 Justice for Pluto, first!

  • @sass-parilla3852
    @sass-parilla3852 6 років тому +3814

    “Thanks, water, we are running juice this week.”
    *later*
    “But let’s forget this week.”
    I guess we went back to water.

    • @cosmickittyz
      @cosmickittyz 5 років тому +9

      She said wanda

    • @विवेकभटनागर
      @विवेकभटनागर 5 років тому +5

      XD

    • @blank_9123
      @blank_9123 5 років тому +18

      @@cosmickittyz read the subtiles....

    • @Azuuraas
      @Azuuraas 5 років тому +17

      "Thank you, water, please leave this week."
      after that,
      "But don't forget to walk this week."
      I say goodbye to the other side of the lake.

    • @atv74xzy
      @atv74xzy 5 років тому +4

      @@cosmickittyz she said water

  • @obi-wankenobi6036
    @obi-wankenobi6036 4 роки тому +429

    “There is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake.”
    “Heat is ideal for 25 seconds”
    Google translate is trying to make a panda cake...

    • @julianbaxter2403
      @julianbaxter2403 3 роки тому +5

      SECTION RATIO GENERAL!
      YOU REALLY IS A DAY OF BRAVE!

    • @donttalktome9848
      @donttalktome9848 3 роки тому +2

      Aussie egg I never got a kangaroo from you.

    • @anakinskywalker7323
      @anakinskywalker7323 3 роки тому +5

      I'm glad we live in a galaxy far far away Master, we don't have to deal with these stuff.

  • @rebeccadoyle600
    @rebeccadoyle600 5 років тому +801

    *We will get spiders scattered at least 70 and at least 40 degrees*
    Me: NOPE, I quit, I'm staying in!

    • @tmummas415
      @tmummas415 5 років тому +7

      So true

    • @WildMagicBoggle
      @WildMagicBoggle 5 років тому +30

      How do you think us arachniphobic Aussies feel
      Sorry if there was a typo

    • @twobladedswordsandmauls2120
      @twobladedswordsandmauls2120 5 років тому +13

      It gets especially bad when you remember that water spouts and hurricanes periodically just throw a bunch of spiders into the sky in most tropical regions where they come down, completely alive, all over everywhere.

    • @KKLaurelye
      @KKLaurelye 5 років тому +9

      Sounds like Australia.

    • @Vileplume87
      @Vileplume87 4 роки тому +5

      Just use some wet sugars used for killing

  • @TheNoteblockLizard
    @TheNoteblockLizard 6 років тому +600

    "Hot air and celebration!"
    Another victim has been claimed to the Translator Fails Laughing Too Much Disorder (TFLTMD)

    • @sj2744
      @sj2744 6 років тому +11

      The Noteblock Lizard I have fallen victim to TFLTMD so fricking many times. GRADUALLY WATERMELON!!!

    • @L-sillybrained
      @L-sillybrained 6 років тому +2

      Hi. I like your minecraft songs. Bye

    • @chapliecharlin
      @chapliecharlin 6 років тому

      Ah yes, TFLTMD. Had to go to a doctor last time I got it. Had me laughing my eyes out for WEEKS!

    • @yashironene3115
      @yashironene3115 4 роки тому

      I think I have that

    • @inayaaslam6056
      @inayaaslam6056 4 роки тому +1

      @The Noteblock Lizard its called traafticopinlismoniclasinma

  • @virusdoesart1337
    @virusdoesart1337 4 роки тому +1021

    Weather report: Spiders, at least 70, pandas, 9 year windstorm, flying icebergs, arrested frisbees, shutdown of school and government, cleaning the sun, juice, stalkers, and celebrating hot air? We’re screwed

    • @Chokah
      @Chokah 4 роки тому +91

      Sooo...2020 in otherwords.

    • @maryeditsp5372
      @maryeditsp5372 4 роки тому +20

      @@Chokah its over, no news today

    • @Tanakajo
      @Tanakajo 3 роки тому +31

      @@maryeditsp5372 oh no, 2021 is the continuation

    • @bobogus7559
      @bobogus7559 3 роки тому +51

      @VirusDoesArt, aren’t you forgetting Jupiter’s death, 15,000 mph winds, Caesar waiting to get into heaven, the Second Cold War, and lethal wet sugar?

    • @Z4n3yB01
      @Z4n3yB01 3 роки тому +9

      Congratulations, you’ve just described 2020.

  • @SlimThrull
    @SlimThrull 4 роки тому +98

    The alarm in your voice when you say "This map has been taken!" is perfect. Absolutely perfect.

  • @gts1300
    @gts1300 6 років тому +728

    2:43 The shutdown of school and government
    Good timing

    • @lgmmrm
      @lgmmrm 6 років тому +25

      But the government's already shutdown...

    • @snailmail00
      @snailmail00 6 років тому +37

      @@lgmmrm *And So Will School*

    • @DaglasVegas
      @DaglasVegas 6 років тому +23

      @@lgmmrm now you know why.

    • @gts1300
      @gts1300 6 років тому +14

      @@lgmmrm ikr but there are high odds that she did it before it happened

    • @essencec.466
      @essencec.466 6 років тому +13

      Too soon

  • @benlau2045
    @benlau2045 4 роки тому +747

    "However, let's take a look at this weekend"
    "But let's forget this week."
    Yeap, like how every of my weekend should work.

    • @NotPanda69
      @NotPanda69 4 роки тому +7

      My weekend is...

    • @weirdst_
      @weirdst_ 4 роки тому +6

      "Let's take a look at this weekend-"
      "BUUT let's forget this week!"
      Me: I mean why not :)

  • @thegoddessofedge
    @thegoddessofedge 6 років тому +550

    The sun is 4.603 billion years old and it hasn't been cleaned once. Glad to see we're *_finally_* getting to it.

    • @emanatingf
      @emanatingf 5 років тому +20

      @The Goddess Of Edhe *It's a ball of heat. I'm pretty sure it does more than sterilize it's surface*

    • @justanotherrandomperson180
      @justanotherrandomperson180 5 років тому +8

      @@emanatingf u know it was a joke right?

    • @emanatingf
      @emanatingf 5 років тому +12

      @@justanotherrandomperson180 Yea I was being dramatic

    • @LilyTheMuggle
      @LilyTheMuggle 5 років тому +20

      The poor sun! It needs to be cleaned!

    • @skyemelody9580
      @skyemelody9580 5 років тому +4

      The sun's gettinf toxic.

  • @miljan.1904
    @miljan.1904 4 роки тому +49

    2:22 is the best IMO, ''Since Jupiter's death, some of them even the victims of 15,000 miles per hour have come to arrest the frisbee'' wait, what?? XD

    • @kadi34
      @kadi34 2 роки тому +3

      I'm guessing that Saturn (the father of Jupiter) had thrown that frisbee from Tartarus to Olympus.

    • @joacogg_yt
      @joacogg_yt 2 роки тому +2

      ah hell naw 😭😭😭

  • @hasanjauhari3746
    @hasanjauhari3746 4 роки тому +2272

    Malinda: we will announce the shutdown of school
    2020: *_got it_*

    • @staceycuneo1272
      @staceycuneo1272 4 роки тому +20

      Pfffft

    • @krzysztofsomian4956
      @krzysztofsomian4956 4 роки тому +41

      What about goverment?

    • @lydiaboyle4158
      @lydiaboyle4158 4 роки тому +24

      @@krzysztofsomian4956 Current events in the USA indicate that it will probably happen sometime next year. Then again, they've managed to get through the last 4 years, so who knows?

    • @hammyboigaming904
      @hammyboigaming904 3 роки тому +11

      @@lydiaboyle4158 Yeah, we haven't died yet

    • @thesteamengineer442
      @thesteamengineer442 3 роки тому +8

      and *government*

  • @LaserGryph
    @LaserGryph 5 років тому +2045

    Manic Monday.
    Taco Tuesday.
    Cold War Wednesday.

  • @ThePredatorDE
    @ThePredatorDE 6 років тому +310

    "Let's forget this week" is what I actually think after every weather report.

  • @marsh2618
    @marsh2618 4 роки тому +214

    "tommorow we'll get spiders scattered atleast 70 and at least 40 degrees."
    People with arachnophobia: OH HELL NO

    • @ninus17
      @ninus17 3 роки тому +8

      at least ( if it is 40 celsius ) everything will burn easily, should make quick work of the spiders

    • @hewumajerfloopman4079
      @hewumajerfloopman4079 3 роки тому +8

      Australia: First time?

    • @ninus17
      @ninus17 3 роки тому

      @@hewumajerfloopman4079 how do you even kill those big bastards if they get in the house, if you hit it with a fly swatter the only thing that will happen is that it gets annoyed, right ? wouldn't you almost need to use a shotgun to kill it ?

    • @hewumajerfloopman4079
      @hewumajerfloopman4079 3 роки тому +1

      @@ninus17 I’m not Australien but I think guns aren’t even allowed in Australia. Soo maybe they just live with the spiders?

    • @ninus17
      @ninus17 3 роки тому +2

      @@hewumajerfloopman4079 surly they have some sort of hunting permit system. where i live guns are illegal unless you are a hunter or an active member of a gun range

  • @gracie198
    @gracie198 5 років тому +449

    "have come to arrest the frisbee!"
    I died lmaoooooooo

  • @jaysondraws2417
    @jaysondraws2417 6 років тому +675

    RIP Jupiter
    A really long time ago-2019
    Google Translate killed it

    • @justanotherrandomperson180
      @justanotherrandomperson180 5 років тому +2

      JaysonDraws 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @davidrobles1165
      @davidrobles1165 5 років тому +1

      I was about to comment that 😂😂😂

    • @upakramanikabishnu3690
      @upakramanikabishnu3690 5 років тому +40

      I think the frisbee was the one who killed Jupiter with the 15,000 miles per hours. That's why they arrested it.

    • @skinman4207
      @skinman4207 5 років тому +6

      JaysonDraws actually no the frisbee killed it

    • @SV5195R
      @SV5195R 5 років тому +1

      At least Jupiter's had a good run.

  • @user-mx6vc5rc2y
    @user-mx6vc5rc2y 5 років тому +1506

    “Panda all the time.”
    My new life motto.
    “Heat is ideal for 25 seconds.”
    So true!!

    • @scientic
      @scientic 5 років тому +15

      Now that's a motto I can get behind!

    • @Mary-zj9jz
      @Mary-zj9jz 5 років тому +7

      heat for 25 second

    • @Wnoynxx
      @Wnoynxx 5 років тому +12

      So we're cooking the pandas?

    • @scientic
      @scientic 5 років тому +10

      @@Wnoynxx Wait, no, please!

    • @sophiavincent7785
      @sophiavincent7785 5 років тому +3

      DracoMalfoy77 weird I’m wereing a panda costume

  • @johnc3179
    @johnc3179 3 роки тому +222

    “Cold War Wednesday”
    All in favor of making this an official holiday to have a day off from school?

  • @angelicaschuyler4692
    @angelicaschuyler4692 6 років тому +159

    I'm so glad to hear that the victims of the 15,000 miles per hour are going to arrest the frisbee for its crimes.

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight 6 років тому +8

      Angelica Schuyler I’d definitely want some justice.

    • @androidbutterscotchkitty
      @androidbutterscotchkitty 6 років тому +6

      YES ARREST THE FRISBEE

    • @devigarbage
      @devigarbage 6 років тому +2

      Yep. Also, love your username and profile pic!

    • @kadi34
      @kadi34 2 роки тому +1

      All of the police officers are probably going to be Roman considering the fact that the frisbee killed their king of the gods.

  • @goldfishiies
    @goldfishiies 6 років тому +1023

    "Shutdown of school and government"
    Oof.

  • @AaronTheBlackDragon
    @AaronTheBlackDragon 6 років тому +1369

    Never laughed so much at the weather report befor. I'm happy right now not to live in america. A spiderfront comming in sounds harsh.

    • @oliverraven
      @oliverraven 6 років тому +36

      I'm happy not to live in America because we don't get the weather forecast in Fahrenheit, inches and MPH. Seems utterly bizarre in 2019.

    • @cutenerdgirl
      @cutenerdgirl 6 років тому +17

      I know right? If you want to laugh again, try studio c’s weather report 😂

    • @Chokah
      @Chokah 6 років тому +11

      Last time I laughed this much at the weather, they were forecasting a temp of 50....there was 2inches of snow and it was falling hard.

    • @NoArtisticLimitation
      @NoArtisticLimitation 6 років тому +6

      The most I’ve layghed at the weather was when the weatherman ended up on the ground trying to show us where he South Pole was, and then had to do the weather on the down there because he couldn’t get up XD
      ... this was a close second.

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 6 років тому +9

      I personally look forward to it. Spider Rain is so uncommon around here.
      Usually Australia has a monopoly on it, because of course Australia!

  • @MagicalM
    @MagicalM 4 роки тому +133

    “we will feel the results of this cold war wednesday” Wait, We’re in a cold war?!

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 4 роки тому +11

      I don't know. Are we? Maybe this statement refers to the results of this cold war being felt on Wednesday, which will make it a quick tension! Or maybe "Cold War Wednesday" is March 12, 1947, when the Truman Doctrine was issued, beginning the first Cold War. Or maybe "Cold War Wednesday" is a history show. Who knows?

    • @isabellebrush5077
      @isabellebrush5077 2 роки тому +2

      Me in 2022: yes ❤Ukraine

    • @JarlOfSwot
      @JarlOfSwot 2 роки тому +2

      We are now. 🙄

    • @Kinglovinstone
      @Kinglovinstone 2 роки тому

      TOO SOON

    • @maccaattacka
      @maccaattacka Рік тому

      yes…

  • @mindymatt92
    @mindymatt92 6 років тому +4117

    Cam you translate an airplane safety talk?

  • @BonaparteBardithion
    @BonaparteBardithion 5 років тому +540

    "Heat is ideal for 25 seconds."
    Sadly, this is why we don't have many panda all the time.

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx 4 роки тому +11

      Pandas need pistols to survive

    • @redpalkia0682
      @redpalkia0682 4 роки тому +3

      Only chicken chicken in the heat of the heat can survive. Pandas can't, as they turn into burning pandas in cakes.

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 роки тому

      Or it could just be that pandas don't like it in hot weather (we do come from China and Nepal after all). 25 seconds of heat is all we can stand.

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 4 роки тому +1

      @@japanpanda2179
      I was thinking a different kind of heat, but that too.

  • @wolfheart8604
    @wolfheart8604 6 років тому +347

    "Let's forget this week!"
    2019, a summary.

  • @keekee300
    @keekee300 3 роки тому +124

    "hey you cleaned the sun hunny? "
    "Yes moon pie, i feel so hot after that"
    "Btw you saw in the news that a frisbee has been caught arrested for killing jupiter?"
    "Yes moon pie, also my wounds have recovered after the cold war wednesday"
    "Oh nice hunny! Dont touch the wet sugar tho it might kill you"
    "Ok hunny"

  • @paradisehz3434
    @paradisehz3434 6 років тому +201

    After all this time I haven't still gotten over Jupiter's death...I can't stand his empty place...especially when he's not there to protect the frisbees against the victims of 15000 mph...rip

  • @BadgeAYAOTD
    @BadgeAYAOTD 6 років тому +357

    That stuff about the Cold War beginning right after the mid-1940s was historically accurate. Eerie.

    • @Miacoloadaweeebcooom
      @Miacoloadaweeebcooom 6 років тому +10

      A history lesson

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 4 роки тому +3

      Not only that, but it began on Wednesday, with the Truman Doctrine (March 12, 1947): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truman_Doctrine

    • @LoyalColoradan
      @LoyalColoradan 2 роки тому +2

      @@Hand-in-Shot_Productions Very interesting. Now Google Translate is accurate.

    • @chocolateteapot737k
      @chocolateteapot737k 3 місяці тому +1

      Bad translator attempted to make a new holiday

  • @mushkadruk7844
    @mushkadruk7844 5 років тому +302

    No one:
    Google: ...Have come to arrest the frisbee

    • @A0001_
      @A0001_ 4 роки тому +9

      No wonder it doesn't come down

    • @aubrey7116
      @aubrey7116 4 роки тому +15

      It killed Jupiter!

    • @Rhyxelz
      @Rhyxelz 4 роки тому +5

      the 15,000 mph winds

  • @kyramills4902
    @kyramills4902 4 роки тому +42

    Google Translate is me trying to re-word a paragraph for an assignment 😂

  • @marshroverv5632
    @marshroverv5632 6 років тому +477

    Tomorrow we'll get *_spiders scattered_* , at least *_70_* .

    • @graceslade9408
      @graceslade9408 6 років тому +7

      Well they could be flying spiders 😁

    • @capricornybull
      @capricornybull 6 років тому +25

      PLEASE NO.

    • @shototodoroki4067
      @shototodoroki4067 6 років тому +5

      marshrover V Plz no

    • @elideangeli5098
      @elideangeli5098 6 років тому +3

      marshrover V well so far I haven’t seen those scattered spiders... and tomorrow became today!

    • @korei1181
      @korei1181 6 років тому +3

      NO NO NO

  • @user-yc3dy1em1k
    @user-yc3dy1em1k 6 років тому +484

    *"WE’RE STALKING YOU
    "*

  • @giaman7876
    @giaman7876 5 років тому +423

    Wait .....
    20% of wet sugar are used for killing
    Wow You are good at chemistry 👏👏👏👏👏

    • @tmummas415
      @tmummas415 5 років тому +5

      XD

    • @Vortexiiixii
      @Vortexiiixii 5 років тому +6

      And that Sugar is cocain or heroin.

    • @elevenhopper6662
      @elevenhopper6662 5 років тому +1

      @@Vortexiiixii Oooooohhhhh!!! That's smart!! I didn't think of that!!!!

  • @kirbyquartz5609
    @kirbyquartz5609 4 роки тому +38

    1:25 Ok, 1 year has passed, 8 years to go til the storm is gone!

  • @theoriginalmissantarctica
    @theoriginalmissantarctica 6 років тому +157

    How about Google translates philosophical quotes? . . . if Google turns the weather into 70 imminent spiders, I'm curious to see how badly it mangles Socrates and Plato. XD

    • @teaartist6455
      @teaartist6455 6 років тому +5

      We do not know if you have nothing.
      -Socrates
      Strengthening say they are something.
      -Plato
      (Some claim they said "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." and "Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.", but that's obviously propaganda)

    • @MoonlightYt_
      @MoonlightYt_ 6 років тому +1

      Saturn and Pluto

    • @AlmightyPolarBear
      @AlmightyPolarBear 5 років тому +3

      Original (Rene Descartes): I think, therefore I am.
      Google Translate: So I think.
      Original ( Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz ): We live in the best of all possible worlds.
      Google Translate: We live in all possible worlds.

  • @HumblePaysan
    @HumblePaysan 6 років тому +107

    “Back to you, Wanda.”
    “Come on, you...”
    😂

  • @cjdoesthingsMISC
    @cjdoesthingsMISC 6 років тому +387

    2:55 see what your block is.
    *WE’RE STALKING YOU*
    LMAO

  • @crossfalconx565
    @crossfalconx565 4 роки тому +79

    My favorite Steven universe quote: "If every porkchop we're perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs." translated into: "If it is red, i am not a sausage

    • @singingofsilver
      @singingofsilver 3 роки тому +4

      PERFECTION 😂
      Can I use this????

    • @manwhoismissingtwotoenails4777
      @manwhoismissingtwotoenails4777 3 роки тому +3

      The FitnessGram β-pacemaker test is a multi-step aerobic test that runs over time.
      The 20 meter defibrillator will start working within 30 seconds. Fill in the line first.
      The working speed is slow. But it has increased according to the signs
      You need to end the round every time you hear this sound.
      The more you run in a straight line, the better you run.
      If you do not get the second ring before submitting, the test will end.
      Testing should start with recommendations.
      Get ready and get started

    • @olemartinkvaal
      @olemartinkvaal 2 роки тому

      @crossfalconx5 I used the my fav part before” if it is red, I am not a sausage.
      But after a few ti me it came to this: “Steven Universe recently wrote in front of the creators, 'There's no hot dog like Cannes.”

  • @booga9584
    @booga9584 6 років тому +918

    0:07 I heard that as I'm your host Watermelon.
    Now I watched 10 hours of gradually watermelon.

    • @gbyedna
      @gbyedna 6 років тому +29

      If you do it it actually does sound like wandamelon

    • @ryemcgowen5302
      @ryemcgowen5302 6 років тому +1

      Me too

    • @lovebooksfandom
      @lovebooksfandom 6 років тому +2

      Wait what did she say?

    • @angelwonyoungie
      @angelwonyoungie 6 років тому +1

      @@gbyedna it sounds like it too

    • @kiwiz_77
      @kiwiz_77 6 років тому +2

      It is Wanda Malone

  • @CubicCreeper7914
    @CubicCreeper7914 5 років тому +468

    "There will be a huge windstorm in the north-east for 9 years"
    "...victims of the 15,000 miles per hour"
    Good luck New England.
    *ESCAPE AS FAST AS YOU CAN*

    • @DeerJerky
      @DeerJerky 5 років тому +5

      Gray would like to know your location

    • @deanzanatta5752
      @deanzanatta5752 5 років тому +4

      Gray doesn't need your location, he'll just blow up the earth

    • @snea_Zel
      @snea_Zel 5 років тому +3

      Toxicbean78 Gaming
      Ah yes. Another Gray viewer.

    • @snea_Zel
      @snea_Zel 5 років тому +1

      some body
      He would just find some way to kill everyone in the most devastating and terrible way

    • @markus-theswiftie4605
      @markus-theswiftie4605 5 років тому

      j

  • @molly-lb4hr
    @molly-lb4hr 6 років тому +246

    This is the only weather report I need.
    EDIT: 200 likes? Thank you!

  • @ayadhyist
    @ayadhyist 11 місяців тому +5

    We got this, 4 more years until the storm’s over.

  • @tikka6542
    @tikka6542 4 роки тому +1070

    "Tomorrow, we'll have spiders scattered, at least 70"
    2020: write that down!

    • @ariwinkie3507
      @ariwinkie3507 4 роки тому +15

      Pls no!!!

    • @katie2142
      @katie2142 4 роки тому +28

      Ohhhhhhh No 2020.....You will not! ( I have severe arachnophobia)

    • @gerardolareu8415
      @gerardolareu8415 4 роки тому +17

      It's 2021, still waitin' for them spiders.

    • @beatasmolin5540
      @beatasmolin5540 3 роки тому +9

      @@gerardolareu8415 Its's February 2021 still waiting for spiders

    • @aayatmirza4976
      @aayatmirza4976 3 роки тому +7

      ​@@katie2142 I was scratching my nose and as I removed my had, a spider was just crawling on it. Now I check everyday ti see if I've turned into spider-girl. (True Story)

  • @aphexdelrey
    @aphexdelrey 6 років тому +65

    Yes i do have a fear of flying sea ice.

  • @laurenwilliams6438
    @laurenwilliams6438 5 років тому +175

    Since Jupiter’s death, some of them, even the victims of 15000 miles per hour,
    Have come to arrest the frisbee.

  • @sanctyy
    @sanctyy 3 роки тому +28

    Malinda being slowly Disturbed by Google Translate gets me

  • @GreenWolfDen
    @GreenWolfDen 6 років тому +446

    Wanda Melon? This meme is "gradually" going to take over the internet.

  • @WizardToby
    @WizardToby 6 років тому +56

    That Google Translate meteorologist really shouldn't have passed her college education XD

  • @andymac8437
    @andymac8437 5 років тому +463

    “A major windstorm in the northeast will be prolonged to 9 years”
    See you in 2028!

  • @sophiasparkle2325
    @sophiasparkle2325 4 роки тому +29

    The top 1 fact about space learned from this vid : A frisbee thrown at 15,000 miles per hour shockingly traveled to space and sadly hit Jupiter causing it's death , which was later arrested....
    Rip Jupiter 🥺
    Another fact is that , this vid is killing me , I can't stop laughing 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
    HELP ME 😭😂🤣🤣😭😂🤣🤣😂🤣😭😂🤣😭😂😂🤣🤣

  • @Annie-ch2ku
    @Annie-ch2ku 6 років тому +121

    oh we all know the flying sea ice always comes on cold war wednesdays :/ but at least they'll finally arrest the frisbee!

    • @dianahague1
      @dianahague1 5 років тому +14

      The frisbee will PAY for killing Jupiter!

    • @plaguedoctor_139
      @plaguedoctor_139 5 років тому +1

      Jupiter was innocent ;(

  • @ciderlord4621
    @ciderlord4621 6 років тому +143

    If it started raining spiders I'm pretty sure I'd have a heart attack.

  • @jeil5082
    @jeil5082 6 років тому +36

    Im dying of laughter. "Panda all the time, heat is ideal for 25 seconds"😂

  • @klccy9363
    @klccy9363 3 роки тому +12

    "See us see what your block is."
    "WE'RE STALKING YOU."

  • @talviyo2775
    @talviyo2775 4 роки тому +546

    “See us see what your block is”
    *wE aRe StAlKinG yOu*

    • @johnnykemedy4188
      @johnnykemedy4188 4 роки тому +17

      damn, i dont allow stalking without consent

    • @ding488
      @ding488 4 роки тому +4

      thats why i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE nestle crunch

    • @bon-bonsavour3002
      @bon-bonsavour3002 4 роки тому +2

      Hameedullah Mohammed AAAAAAÆEEEEEEE

    • @emilycox2930
      @emilycox2930 3 роки тому

      Shnitsls

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 5 років тому +125

    1:16
    We interrupt this weather report to bring you you local villain's next scheme!

  • @IrisBonetPhoto
    @IrisBonetPhoto 6 років тому +84

    “Come on, you...” 😂😂

  • @Average_MCfan
    @Average_MCfan 4 роки тому +76

    "Tomorrow we'll get spiders scattered at least 70 and at least forty degrees."
    Wait, Why are there so much spiders in my room?

  • @satorsquare2362
    @satorsquare2362 5 років тому +114

    "A major windstorm in the northeast has been prolonged to 9 years."
    I'm outta New York.

    • @JalanBax
      @JalanBax 4 роки тому +9

      A year has passed already 8 years to go

    • @TheSunkenShipWreck
      @TheSunkenShipWreck 4 роки тому +1

      Soon soon soon! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (in a creepy voice)

  • @Godzillaman
    @Godzillaman 6 років тому +175

    "Spiders scattered."
    Better stay inside that day.

    • @Pablo360able
      @Pablo360able 6 років тому +17

      Ron was going to be spiders. He just was.

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 6 років тому +16

      @@Pablo360able He wasn't proud of it, but it was hard not to have spiders all over his body after all was said and done (i hope i wrote that correctly)

    • @jenellsaphid
      @jenellsaphid 6 років тому +4

      Me too. Bad weather

    • @shototodoroki4067
      @shototodoroki4067 6 років тому +1

      Godzillaman I’m terrified of spiders.

    • @brooklynchase-ethington6483
      @brooklynchase-ethington6483 6 років тому

      Yeah there’s bad weather this week!

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail 6 років тому +169

    Even though the results of the Cold War were felt throughout the mid-1940's, at least they didn't have to deal with the invasion of at least 70 scattered potentially poisonous spiders or a chilling cold death resulting from the flying sea ice forecasting whether or not they will eventually make it through this post death of Jupiter world.

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 6 років тому +3

      Poisonous or venomous?

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight 6 років тому +6

      davincent98 You beat me to it!
      Venom is active (injected) poison is passive (ingested). Venomous spiders and snakes, poisonous frogs and mushrooms.
      Although some snakes are poisonous too, from eating poisonous frogs and stuff, so that is a little loophole for snakes.

    • @puppymcpupster1570
      @puppymcpupster1570 6 років тому +5

      Flying sea ice. Is that another word for hail?

  • @Robinem
    @Robinem 2 місяці тому +1

    Seeing this again made me laugh like i saw it for the first time… but sad/ impressed how far Google Translate has come. Sad as it was one of the reasons the series may or may not have ended.
    Still amazed and thrilled about what you’re doing now Malinda though. Still miss these.

  • @christinahamilton7676
    @christinahamilton7676 5 років тому +310

    R.I.P. Jupiter (4.6 BYA-2019)

    • @themugglestruggleisreal6723
      @themugglestruggleisreal6723 5 років тому +10

      @Educationist l hope it's at least five life sentences for that

    • @bearynoice1121
      @bearynoice1121 5 років тому +1

      4.6 BYA-2020*
      get the year correct

    • @akvelo9862
      @akvelo9862 4 роки тому +1

      @@bearynoice1121 *facepalm*

    • @lamyuhong7674
      @lamyuhong7674 4 роки тому +1

      @@bearynoice1121 🤦‍♂️

    • @Rainbonum
      @Rainbonum 4 роки тому +1

      @@bearynoice1121 this vid is made *10 JANUARY 2019*

  • @theletterh6011
    @theletterh6011 4 роки тому +573

    “...As we will announce the shutdown of schools and government.”
    *Laughs in 2020*

    • @cureaura2023
      @cureaura2023 3 роки тому +6

      Did Google Translate just predict the future?

    • @Cartoons-HATE-HER
      @Cartoons-HATE-HER 3 роки тому +1

      🐖🐼

    • @Cartoons-HATE-HER
      @Cartoons-HATE-HER 3 роки тому

      🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🐼👁👄👁👁👀👁👄👅👁👁👅👁👅👁👃👃👃👃 face

    • @Jon-ut5gm
      @Jon-ut5gm 3 роки тому +2

      @@cureaura2023 yes

    • @cureaura2023
      @cureaura2023 3 роки тому +2

      🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 mind blowing

  • @mariabenitez9439
    @mariabenitez9439 6 років тому +117

    You almost killed me by making me laughing too much

  • @boxmybeloved57
    @boxmybeloved57 3 роки тому +2

    even the victims of 15,000 miles per hour have come to arrest the frisbee lol

  • @stephanietaylor6069
    @stephanietaylor6069 6 років тому +561

    Is no one going to comment on how the anchor's name is Wanda Melon???

  • @techguypaul
    @techguypaul 6 років тому +847

    Please do sports next! I want to see Google butcher team names.

  • @RyelynCaster
    @RyelynCaster 6 років тому +54

    Wanda Melon... Wanda Melon.. Wanda... Water...
    Watermelon 🍉
    Very clever Malinda

    • @pianopanicattack
      @pianopanicattack 6 років тому +5

      *GRADUALLY WANDA MELON*

    • @yucilop
      @yucilop 6 років тому

      I see R.E.D. on your pfp 👌

  • @potatoaminations7363
    @potatoaminations7363 3 роки тому +16

    1:55 :
    Me: I think Google Translate is teaching us how to cook pandas.

    • @somer_omguy_
      @somer_omguy_ 2 роки тому +4

      There's nothing wrong with applying heat to pandas - Google Translate

  • @carolusrex2407
    @carolusrex2407 6 років тому +36

    Lol it's so weird when you live at a place where temperatures are measured in Celsius. 40°C would be desert-like! But the snow at 30° was the funniest, as this would be the temperature of a hot summer day.

  • @jesperwillems_
    @jesperwillems_ 6 років тому +319

    I do not care whatever I’m doing. Whenever I get your notifications all else is suddenly less important. Love you 😍 ❤️💫

    • @cScottD
      @cScottD 6 років тому +3

      New Translate Fails = immediately stop what I'm doing and watch. 🙂

  • @skinman4207
    @skinman4207 4 роки тому +154

    “Thanks water were running juice this week”
    *2 seconds later*
    “Let’s forget this week”
    Welp I guess we went back to water

    • @singingofsilver
      @singingofsilver 3 роки тому +2

      No, the week after juice is milk, obviously.

  • @TyTytheCat2004
    @TyTytheCat2004 3 роки тому +4

    I laughed at the "Come on, you!" at the end, it's hard not to keep rewatching.

  • @naldoory595
    @naldoory595 4 роки тому +229

    The shutdown of school and government
    Corona: you don’t say?

  • @Azeriy
    @Azeriy 5 років тому +175

    Suddenly GT got some cold war flashbacks.

    • @cracno1125
      @cracno1125 5 років тому +1

      FUCKIN ' NAM

    • @emo8613
      @emo8613 5 років тому

      The Cold War was in 2 world war

    • @nathanschmitz2302
      @nathanschmitz2302 5 років тому

      Nope, new one seems to be on the horizon if it isn't already happening.

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 5 років тому +4

      @@emo8613 no, the Cold War was _after_ the second world war.

    • @calypsosapocalypse
      @calypsosapocalypse Рік тому

      @@nathanschmitz2302 oh boy, about that…

  • @greenpanda4001
    @greenpanda4001 5 років тому +87

    "Panda all the time"
    you trying to say something about me

  • @cameronjean2294
    @cameronjean2294 3 роки тому +3

    “WERE STALKING YOU” 😂👀

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT 6 років тому +118

    9 years of a windstorm in the east with fear of flying sea ice and pictures in the 1940s for a Cold War Wednesday, but Panda all the time? I could get behind that.
    15.000 miles per hour victims? So, human paste?

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 6 років тому +6

      Sounds like Jupiter's weather moved here. It had to adjust to scale, which is why the 15,000 mph storm is only 9 years long.

  • @sp4rk1y
    @sp4rk1y 5 років тому +50

    *"Twenty percent of wet sugars were used for killing in the first few years"*
    Me: Well that just got dark real quick-

  • @StarcrossTV
    @StarcrossTV 6 років тому +122

    This is the genius content I subscribed for!
    Translated version: Gradually Watermelon

  • @tlbcanine3748
    @tlbcanine3748 4 роки тому +8

    Google translate: let’s forget this week!
    Me: what about this year?

  • @zeleniatdq
    @zeleniatdq 4 роки тому +9

    “Back to you, Wanda..”
    *”COME ON, YOU-“* 😂😂

  • @lizziekilburn2302
    @lizziekilburn2302 6 років тому +133

    I love malinda's reaction to everything google translate does, lol.🤣😂😃😅😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pomegranategore
    @pomegranategore 6 років тому +7

    I really like how she’s branching out, doing different things with google translate. This is by far one of her most creative videos, and I love it.

  • @daisyrobinson4326
    @daisyrobinson4326 3 роки тому +2

    I watched this in class and my friend was really concerned and I kept showing it to her and when she heard that the storm would last for 9 years she just walked out
    I haven't seen her since

  • @binxthejinx737
    @binxthejinx737 6 років тому +60

    "Thanks water. But we are running juice this week."
    Water: *Forever alone*

  • @TheCardinalArt
    @TheCardinalArt 6 років тому +26

    I knew it was wet sugars that were used for killing! I just didn't realize it was only 20%. :) Brilliant video as always!
    You need to have Google try to sell your merch sometime. I'm sure that couldn't get screwed up.

  • @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91
    @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 6 років тому +24

    "But let's forget this week."
    (Insert relatable situation)

  • @fuzzygenius
    @fuzzygenius 4 роки тому +8

    This came out almost 2 years ago, and I just got that Wanda Melon joke.