@@Kya10 ikr, I wish I didn't knwk English so I could hear this without knowing what they mean. I'd probably think it's a real song since I'm pretty oblivious
Even when you are sleeping? What if I hold you at gunpoint? Are you still going to be happy to inspire? Edit after over a year: just so you know, I was probably having a bad day. I’m not an evil person. I think.
WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAAAAL! *and when I meet Thomas Jefferson ima compell him to include women in the sequel* *WORK!*
"cereal ingredients" "cymbalta common side effects" "chemical names of all vitamins" "page of 7th grade math book" "spam ingredients" "what's the weather in alaska" "500 digits of pi" "how to make hardtack" "england kings and queens" "brexit agreement" "periodic table" "dictionary" "allentown traffic" "road signs"
imagine someone who doesnt know english listening to this: huh, i wonder what this song means! her voice is really pretty ^^ her:SWEAT, TOTAL FAT, CHICKEN, DIARHEAA, CONSISTENCY OF A BRICK, HAROLD
Gacha Anon That's totally me !! I am french and i can understand english but i have still difficulties to understand lyrics of songs. To me, what she is singing has as much sense as any other normal song ^^'
This is amazing. The fact she came up with the different music, arrangement for each "singing." Plus the research in some cases to find the item to read
Welcome to this weather's forecast and today we will talk about the weather in potato starch after the documentary of the potato cannibalism by citizens eating French Fries
1:45 this could be a song from a musical. I mean there were songs about slurpies so...this song could like when the main character is baking/cooking and another charcacter is teaching them
Haha, school sucks. But when ur not at school u undefstand how boring ur everyday life without school is. The ending of her Pi short song is so nice! U deserve more likes
I wish my maths lecture was sung by you, would have studied a lot more! This was a lot of fun! Not to mention it’s all my favourite song styles too! XX
@@serenashburner Well, for some people if your chest compresses tightly enough (such as when they do when laughing) abs are temporarily formed. I know this because I am one of them.
“Mechanically separated chicken”
*_I can’t even think rn I’m laughing so hard_*
Well, it is technically true
I would like but 420 is perf
“Mechanically separated chicken? That’s not concerning at all!” 🤮
i was eating cereal and i spit it out at that part 😂
@@arieladawson4855 thas what it is read before you eat clown
She sounds like she’s actually singing a real song and it makes sense lol
I wish I didn't speak english just to hear this as an actual song
@@Kya10 ikr, I wish I didn't knwk English so I could hear this without knowing what they mean. I'd probably think it's a real song since I'm pretty oblivious
Blue Sea Then singing it lol DIARRRHEA
It sounds like a real song untill you actually listen to the lyrics
Ikr that's what happens in Disney movies probs
1987:there will be floating cars in the future
2018: the spam ingredient song
I just made this incredibly unsatisfying!!! It was on 100 likes and I made it 101...
Why is it so unsatisfying?!?!
2019
The recipe for hardtack
@@GBrayJ this was made in 2018
@Carmen Bills im talking about the video.
UA-cam: Let’s put this on everyone’s recommendations 2 years later
True
Yes lets
That happened to me but it's still amazing XD
IT IS DESREVED AND YOU KNOW IT
Mhm genius
People : tell her to sing random things
MALINDA : say no more and HOLD MY BEER
XD
I’m cackling
Bahahahaha! 😂🤣
Does malinda drink beer?
****You meant juice. Please tell me and everyone else you meant juice****
Full version of the periodic table is necessary
Indeed. I loved it
marieke Elzer just the Elements Song then xD
YES
I agree
Yep
Her: *sings* " _constipation.. diarrheaaaaaa_ "
My family in the living room: **confused noises**
A L my little sister was in the middle of a facetime with her friend, and i heard lots of giggles
My aunt was watching TV and when the snapping came I pretended like my neck was cracking
My aunt said WHATS HAPPENING OVER THERE
690th like
Random Monkey good for you
Lazershark **Diarhhea**
I would listen to you sing the history of Jamaica. For homewo... Something.
Homework??
@@frstarz looks like that
@@frstarz shhhhhh that's classified
It really is
It was supposed to be secret prepare for the fbi to open up your door in 69 minutes
always happy to inspire hahaha
Even when you are sleeping? What if I hold you at gunpoint? Are you still going to be happy to inspire?
Edit after over a year: just so you know, I was probably having a bad day. I’m not an evil person. I think.
The Only Blue Corn Scone
Damn.
I refuse to ruin your 666 likes, Andrew.
@@aaronexists4308 You good or nah
Jamilton & Lams For Da Win probably not 😅
The entire Declaration of Independence.
Mechanically separated chicken...salt...modified potato starch...
She did do a partial Google Translate Sings of the Declaration: ua-cam.com/video/M1mH7Lvj9kA/v-deo.html
WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAAAAL!
*and when I meet Thomas Jefferson ima compell him to include women in the sequel*
*WORK!*
@@datsmolmewtuber1651 Hamiltonnn
HE WROTE THE OTHER 51!
*If u hear her sing the whole dictionary then every song you listen is just a remix*
So true
Something to think about before going to sleep.
*flower cat meme*
Even this message is a remix
I gave you 500 likes ^_^ your welcome
Someone: “I’d listen to you....”
Malinda: *ight bet.*
My friends: what kind of music do you listen to?
Me:
*its complicated*
no its not, just say you listen to many genres and your main artist goes by MALINDA
Is that photo in ur profile picture yours?
@@mikeyizdead I made it using an avatar creator thing, actually!
@@milohasproblems7448 Oh, okay.
Nice pfp :D
Everyone is enjoying this but im just imaging her google history lol
Peperoni Pizza i know right!?
Hahahhaha.. Saamme
ha ha ha yup!
"where to find suger deddy"
"cereal ingredients"
"cymbalta common side effects"
"chemical names of all vitamins"
"page of 7th grade math book"
"spam ingredients"
"what's the weather in alaska"
"500 digits of pi"
"how to make hardtack"
"england kings and queens"
"brexit agreement"
"periodic table"
"dictionary"
"allentown traffic"
"road signs"
Who else thinks Malinda singing "Caution falling cows" was the best part of the video?
Yess!!!!
When?
@Brenna Villeneuve thank you
@Brenna Villeneuve hahahahha i get it
I liked learning that the person who suggested singing pie was called 'SexyPotato'.
Imagine trying to memorize this, and also keeping a straight face while singing it.
+laughs in gay+
We ain't straight, how can we keep a straight face
**laughs in aroace**
imagine someone who doesnt know english listening to this: huh, i wonder what this song means! her voice is really pretty ^^
her:SWEAT, TOTAL FAT, CHICKEN, DIARHEAA, CONSISTENCY OF A BRICK, HAROLD
I love this 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*H A R O L D*
Time for another Google Translate episode!!!
Gacha Anon That's totally me !! I am french and i can understand english but i have still difficulties to understand lyrics of songs. To me, what she is singing has as much sense as any other normal song ^^'
And then the stares when you start singing it in public...
The way you sang about Alaska was actually incredibly pretty not even kidding.
yeah!!!
Chloe Liliana I just couldn’t stop thinking about namjoon😂😂
Army 4lyfe mood lol
Army 4lyfe what about namjoon? Ugh I'm ARMY I should know this OTL
Can you guys stfu about bts
Is no one going to mention how the brexit one sounds like it’s literally from musical??
I was thinking that too! So does the weather forecast for Alaska, in my opinion.
Sir Watermelon the forecast one actually reminds me of a lot Disney movies :0
@@mistea393 Ooh, I can see that too.
It kinda reminds me of Hamilton 😂
khilaa mellow I 100% agree. Reminds me of Washington's farewell address. (My favorite song)
*Hears the words sang "pork, mechanically separated chicken"*
Me: *laughs with gasoline coming out of the mouth*
oh boy this didn’t age well
I mean, the whole thing was hilarious, but "Caution: Falling Cows" broke me.
Same I had to pause because I was laughing so hard I couldn't focus on the rest
Oh no! How do we fix you?
Bahahahaha! 🤣😂
You might want to refer to her video on laughter
When?
1:06 Me when I open the fridge at 3 am to see if there's anything good.
ha!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Lmaoo I'm dead
Yep
domily12 tHis cOmMenT iS sO uNdeRraTed
20 years later
Kid: Mom, what kind of music did you heard when you were my age?
Me: It’s complicated
😆🤣
🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂
It’s called:
*You’d really listen to me sing that??*
Kid: Ummmmm..... *okay*
This is amazing. The fact she came up with the different music, arrangement for each "singing." Plus the research in some cases to find the item to read
Yeah, that's what impresses me the most.
chemistry teacher: "study for your test"
me and my friends studying together: 2:39
That's tru xD underrated
There is hydrogen and helium, lithium beryllium...
Yes
Lol
@@mate_on_f7916 Boron, Carbon everywhere, Nitrogen all through the air...
Malinda: *is told to sing boring things* *makes them funny anyway*
1:09
Every time I see the word "mechanically", I read "maniacally".
Maniacally separated chicken....
That isn't imagery we needed. Ignore me.
Phoenix Pony ahhahahhaa
Now I kind of want to eat maniacally separated chicken...
Bahahahaha! 😂🤣
Phoenix Pony oh no. I can't unsee that now.
That’s the imagery I needed...
"when it has the consISTENCY OF A BRIIIIIIICKKCKKKKK~
it's fully cured c:"
Why does it sound so magical everytime you sing?❤
She is magical :)
I know it's mesmerizing
@Voldemort but better
PERSON: I'd listen to you sing the whole dictionary
MALINDA: Is that a *challenge* ?
We'd need a weekly series for that. Would take several years. Would take a while even at an hour a day.
Nah you can read the whole thing in 2-3 days so that’s 2-3 months with moderate singingtimes
Dictionary: Why do I hear boss music?
Me: You son of a bitch, I'm in.
“Are you challenging me?”
Hamilton in a nutshell
Why is nobody talking about the *DIARRHEAAAAAA*
Death of diarrhea?
I KNOW RIGHT I PRACTICALLY FELL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING CAUSE SHE WAS SCREAMING CONSTIPATION AND DIARRHEA
because it was your destiny
It speaks for itself.
It's at 0:41or 0:42
Malinda: HY-DRO-GEN. LITH-I-UM.
Me: Wait, what happened to Helium?
Gone, reduced to atoms
Or quarks
Y'all she's not gonna sing all of them
Floated away.
It's lighter-than-air y'know....
@@curiousnerdkitteh helium is the second between hydrogen and lithium
helium makes voice pitch go up, in that case above human hearing range
People: I'd hear you singing-
Malinda: Hold my "Falling cows"
lol
No it's more like: Malinda:Hold my gradually watermelon
*Sad music playing*
Me: Oh.
Her: *Pooork*
Me: Dies of laughter.
Mechanically separated chicken
Modified potato starch
DIARRHEAAAAAAAA
*3.1415926535897932...*
Yes tho,
I never knew someone could make the word “diarrhea” sound, not crappy
ba dum ccccccccccccc....
Pun lol
Sanguine Soul ba dum teeeeeesh!!!!!
300th like
If this was Reddit, this would belong on r/angryupvote
"Caution falling cooows"
That got me XD
UA-cam recommendations algorithm has been working great lately
Yeah
First of all it’s all about the UA-cam algorithm-
"The weather forecast for alaska?"
Me: I don't know al-ask-her!
*I'm so funny*
Yes indeed
Lol!! I love you 💕❤️
There was a similar joke in a book called the boy who biked da worldd
*Get out*
yeah maybe get rid of “I’ll” as al sounds like that idk maybe
No-one:
Not even a soul:
Not even a ghost
Malinda:DIARHEEEEEEAAAAA
Also Matilda: CAUTION FALLING COOOOWS
@@nourelnour9079 lol
Matilda ?
Tyler Joseph: diarheeeaa
Ikr
I would LOVE for you to sing the credits on a movie.
Yes!
I've never heard such a beautiful nutrition label before.
lol, it was so beautiful, round of applause for Ms. America, the most beautiful thing on earth!
I was the 666th like..
HOW CAN SHE SING THE NUTRITION FACTS AND WHATS IN SPAM PERFECTLY WHEN I CANT EVEN SING THE ABC’S WITHOUT CRACKING MY VOICE!?
Don’t worry your not alone 😂
Cookie Z lmmmaaaooo
I can sing as well as she can, any day...as long as I'm wearing ear plugs, and nobody else can hear it.
Dwayne Bearup same
🤣
Comments: she won’t do it
Malinda: Hold my earrings!
*I'm laughing while rolling on the floor-*
"Mechanically Separated Chicken" is a good name for a band.
I would listen to you sing the name of every capital in the world.
Yas
yessss babeeeeyyy
Same
Ever heard of autotune 😂
footy life later, hater!
Ending credits to any Disney movie
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Copyright strike.
School : "Ok, you are in the talent show! What song are you going to sing?"
Me : "well, it is difficult to explain-"
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂
Haha 😆
Lmao
Malinda singing cereal ingredients. Part of a healthy balanced breakfast.
I would listen to you sing the entire bee movie script.
Oh gods-
O.o
And she must
Mr beast memories
Wrong channel, go to MrBeast
We demand full versions of all of these
The Fanatic YES
Especially the Pi one
Especially a dictionary.
* singing dramatically *
*m o d i f i e d p o t a t o s t a r c h*
First comment??
2:02 (-ish)
That sounds like the hardest tounge twister ever 😂
Friend: what music are you into these days?
Me: it's... You won't understand
^^^^THIS
*Wheen it haas the consiiiistency of a brick...*
Lol
Is no one going to talk about the “caution falling cows”? 😂😂😂
where in the world is that ???
"CAUTION FALLING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWS!"
We aren’t...
Why did she say that the exact moment i read this..?
3:06 for anyone wondering :)
Friend: Whats ur fav song?
Me:-_- its complicated
@MiIesTailsPrower did you just-
Is Complicated the title? Or is it this
Mary Grace Cangayda Yes
Man she is crazzyyyyy... We love her :)
And this is how everyone is getting A+’s in English and History.... 🤣
Not really, there’s still people in the top comments that can’t spell simple words... or putting apostrophes where they don’t belong...
Herta Schneider True 🤔😂
SO TRUE!
And science...ish
Don’t forget baking
_mechanically separated chicken_
*maniacly separated chicken* (Sorry I just mistook it to be like that the first time I listened to that)
*E S M E R A L D A ' S C H I C K E N*
Goes to talent show.
“What will you be singing today.”
...*silence* 1:38... 3.1415926535897932!
Ok you win!
1:38
HAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
@3PIC GAMING KAT it's pi.. you can find it on Google , you need to learn that .. what are you
@3PIC GAMING KAT whoa there isn't evidence I was being rude my comment dosent contain and "rude" words and you just can't assume the way I said it...
@3PIC GAMING KAT I'm genuinely concerned
I’d listen to you sing every question and answer to a random school worksheet laying around in your house
*30 seconds in to video *subscribes**
Gigi L same
Gigi L welcome to the society😂
Gigi L same
Same
same
Please do the whole periodic table. I try to learn it by heart and a song like that in your beautiful voice might help me.
Speireata4 look up animaliacks version it is so catchy
or the periodic table by asapscience
❤
@@pleejithoj1712 yeah, that's my favorite.
ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
“Caution Falling Cows, Speed Limit 70!!!!!” - Malinda Kathleen Reese, 2018 😂
20 is plenty, no?
The fact that the subtitles agree that it's real music 😍💞
1:17 That is how I want to get my morning weather forecast.
If only
@emily long I think they meant 1:19 but potato starch doesn’t sound like a bad weather forecast 😂
Welcome to this weather's forecast and today we will talk about the weather in potato starch after the documentary of the potato cannibalism by citizens eating French Fries
It sounds like it could be for a musical about a struggling journalist on her path to success
No one:
Malinda: Only sings the first two groups of the periodic table
Misses helium
@@georgehampton3747 I was wondering when somebody would pick up on that :)
@@Poppy-pi2le I'm actually wrong here she reads the first 2 columns (which is straight-up weird) and thus helium isn't included
Me listening to a song that's in a language I don't understand: Wow this song sounds so good, I bet the lyrics is super deep
The lyrics:
diARRHEAAAAAAA
That’s what happened with despacito for me
Me with german rap "Oh its name means cold in the hood what the fuck?"
@@olachens As a German, German rap lyrics is- uhm we shouldn't talk about it zmomaomdina
@@DavidLopez-dh4vu I read that as she said it
Nice - never thought I’d hear the Hallelujah chorus and the periodic table combined. Excellent
1:38 is it wierd I would listen to an entire of her singing the digits of pi like that
Sameeeeee
O really?
I thought it sounded rly good...
Too bad she didn't go to the 500th digit...
No Nugget, it's not weird
Nugget is Nugget omg same it made m want to go watch a musical
Have a sub. You deserve it. UA-cam actually recommending something good for once. This was glorious.
Me: listens to this without headphones
My sister across the hall: *Visible Confusion*
Connect her headphones to your phone and just play it. Just trust me on this one.
2:17
All of the names: Something along the lines of Aethelwulf or Edward
The last one: *HAROLD*
I would listen to you sing your google history.
Yes I would.
Lol
I made this comment 101 likes 😞😏
@@taran.2835 I made it 102
Yes
ua-cam.com/video/3phq2ngO0jo/v-deo.html
do listen if u like so:)
1:45 That’s a song some Disney character would sing.
Mary Poppins
More like Mary Poppins
Ikr i meen its good
lol
It does sound like a disney princes would sing
Most people might say she's using
her talants for usless random stupid stuff,
but, I say she's using it for amazing
majestic random stuff!!! XD
Its true. Doesnt matter what you are singing about. Always a wondrous experience.
The other kings and queens: Have a fancy name and often a title.
Harold: Is Harold.
He's like "hey, guys. I exist."
How can you not laugh while singing?
She’s had practice with Google Translate Sings.
The Narwhal Sisters Haha, True! The blooper reel must be huge!
With a lot of takes.
"Oh really?"
YES REALLY
This proves how amazing your voice is
1:45 this could be a song from a musical. I mean there were songs about slurpies so...this song could like when the main character is baking/cooking and another charcacter is teaching them
When she sings the hardtack recipe she sounds like mary poppins
OMG yas
She does!
@@lukairrahe k
Yeah. That was the point.
I was going to comment that before I saw this, but someone else said it so now I can't lol
1:37 oh my gosh the pi to the 500th decimal kill me😂 (I like math a lot so it was very amusing😂) Thanks Malinda!
ValleytheofLily I had to play it a few times to make sure it wasn’t 500
OMG I love math too!!!
I can do
3.14159
How can you like math
I lost u at "I like math."
1:38 when school starts and they ask about pi I should sing it like that
Haha, school sucks. But when ur not at school u undefstand how boring ur everyday life without school is.
The ending of her Pi short song is so nice! U deserve more likes
@@dupiti1033 im not sure how the first paragraph was related but i agree
@@ihatecoppa5939 😁
If you're lucky enough they'll get scared and never ask you about it ever again lmao
With the same facial expression and everything
Mechanically Separated Chicken has never been more passionately emoted 🥰
I DARE you to sing about every single moon from Jupiter.
Hi jiro what are you doing here
@@rayray249 just watching UA-cam
Can she sing it to the tune of Jupiter by Gustav holst
@@rayray249 kenma
@@karosunomom3753 sugawara
0:09 Every other villan: I will take over the world!
Malinda: I’ll sing everything!
CandiCorn Playz villain?
🤣😂
I wish my maths lecture was sung by you, would have studied a lot more!
This was a lot of fun! Not to mention it’s all my favourite song styles too! XX
Ur voice is WOW 😍😍😍
1 minute in and im gonna get abs from laughing this hard
Deken Then If only... 😂😂😂
@@serenashburner Well, for some people if your chest compresses tightly enough (such as when they do when laughing) abs are temporarily formed. I know this because I am one of them.
YOU CAN GET ABS FROM LAUGHING
_how do I not have abs yet, I laugh at everything_
@@bri5033 you must laugh to the point of complete exhaustion daily for at least 6 weeks to achieve actual muscle gains.
Or you can just be skinny af.
Want full version for the periodic table. 😂😂
Railfan Stubh
It was like a schoolhouse rock
“When it has the consistency of a brick”
I died at that moment from laughter
For the Civil War reenactor you love give them hardtack!
Her voice is a legend 😍 and so is she
“modified potato starch~”
im crying, so beautiful.
*Y E S*
No one:
Absolutely no one:
MALINDA: sings the weather forecast
well...someone told her tho
Please put full versions on Spotify
Plz I can't afford to fail math again
I-
*THIS GIRL IS A LEGEND*
How about the first page of Harry Potter!
YESS
Smart thinking fellow Potter head !
@@tori5145 THEY MUST BE RAVENCLAW
YEEEEEES WHAT ABOUT PERCY JACKSON TOO?
Are you calling that boring??
1:44 have me Mary poppins returns vibes. This woman is amazing.
Emmy M Chu YT ikr 😂 I was Mary popping returns for world book day 😂
"When it has the consistency of brick"
had me rolling on the floor
Lol i'm a nutritionist dietitian and i lost it 😂😂😂
This is my 4th video I have viewd... beauty, passion, skill and now humor all on the level of perfection. Hullarious