Google Translate explains GAME OF THRONES
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This is unrelated, but have you heard of what happened to the Notre Dame cathedral?
@@ParasaurolophusEwan yea
Its so sad
Please translate So Am I by Ava Max 💖💖
Can u translate more panic at the disco songs please? Thanks! Xx
“Oh that’s a funny translation .... oh wait that was the original”
I know nothing about the show I thought the same things till halfway through the episode
And somehow the translated version sounds more realistic.
Same, ikr?
4:25 sansa runs with little finger sounds very VERY translated.
IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME IN OTHER VIDEOS HAHAHA
"The negative reaction, hepatitis, burden, pain, and loss of a head." This is almost perfect for the first season.
*4:13*
Sounds more like a list of side effects to me.
Ed Slushie lmao
i read this just as she said it 😂
Ikr
*Ned is noticing too much blonde*
*_Ned looks so guuud.._*
AHZAM'SEDITS lol
I almost died laughing because of this 😂
@@swedench5115 where is ur sad rabbit who wants to be with his friends but is instead a sad rabbit
Those both make about the same amount of sense
I know someone named Ned-😅
''How are you feeling after a long day of school?''
''Negative reaction, hepatitis, burden, pain and loss of a head.''
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I just got back from school
@@NoorMohammed-or6vg same. I have conferences later and I am so nervous
The translated version makes about as much sense to me as the normal version
To be honest, it makes more sense to me since I've never watched Game of Thrones
I sounds more light hearted when translated.
@@elliottlupin neither have i, but the untranslated at least has some semblance of continuity. Also, your pfp is the trans flag, and mine is the nb flag.
If you’re not looking you would have a hard time figuring out which is translated or not
"JOHN DOES NOT SHAVE HIS KNEE"
GAAAASSSPPP
she was yelling so much at the end, i laughed until i gave myself an ab workout
i read that as “john did not shave the knife”…so yeah
Yeah I laughed so hard
ⁿ⁰
I'm surprised he doesn't shave his knee. I thought everyone shaved their knee.
"The abuse of politics is political, but it's false." GT, you is onto something. 👌🏼
Hamilton
and the tabloid headline shall read: "Google Translate Reveals Horrific Truth About Politics! Details Inside!"
I also thought that political matters didn't matter because winter was coming..... that's also false... They really ruined season 8...
And 2 plus 2 is 5
My Friend: *Never watched game of thrones* Can you explain Game of Thrones to me?
Me: This also has "Drama" and "Infamous" and "Secondary men".
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4 th of july
You: “Robb Stark”
Me, an intellectual: A rocky boy named “Rock Scank”
Covered in a kid
I just laughed so hard I got dizzy
"As he was secretly in the womb of his mother"
Wtf XD
And spreading her all
O_0
Tbh half of the original was about as bad.
Twins....
Aunt.........
..................
There Is NO word that would make this sentence acceptable: " As he was secretly in the womb of his ______".
Especially when "And spreading her all" follows. 😶🤨🌻
@@e.superiorgaming8029 Sus
The abuse of politics is political, but it's false.
*Best line right there* *(and truest line)*
Caelin the Great looking at some countries yes indeed.
This made more sense than tge original.
"Ned looks so good."
Google Translate is absolutely right about that one.
" The negative reaction, hepatitis, burden, pain and loss of a head. "
[...] I mean... that's pretty close.
It's goddamn accurate.
This also has "Drama" and "Infamous" and "Secondary Men."
Yes, lotta them.
My mind shifted straight to Total Drama when I heard that.
"he was secretly in the womb of his mother, and spreading her all" Such Freudian Visceral Imagery!
Having not seen even one single episode of Game of Thrones, I understood literally none of this … but man was it entertaining. I found this to be hilarious. I don't know why am laughing, please help. I need help. lol
It gets even funnier if you do ever watch game of thrones lol
@@docock8985 ...
batmanfanforever08 same
Me too. Game of thrones is brutal
Mood
I can confirm, that was very confusing. No matter how it was said, it was confusing.
Replying just so you can see how many likes you have
@@pianopanicattack Oh, well thank you! Notifications only ever told me about one or two of them. I didn't dream so many people would relate to that comment.
And ironically there is an ad of game of thrones in the video
I almost mixed the real and the translated parts. What on Earth... 🤣🤣🤣
ME TOOOO
I did at one point
What do you mean almost? I had to rewind bc I did that like half the time.
Yeah same 🤣🤣🤣🤣
same
"White musicians attacked them"
I didn't know I was in Game of Thrones!
“TIME OF REVOLUTION AND RECONCILIATION!”
- Hamilton Act 1 in a nutshell.
It's time of revolution FOR reconciliation
Somehow the translated version made more sense to me...
"North Korea John goes dragon goggles"
This is the best thing I have ever heard, I swear...
Not gonna lie I would watch the google translate game of thrones
Seems interesting with many dramatic plot twists!
Way too many characters though
As someone who has never seen GT, I'd rather watch the translated version.
I would watch it if that "He was secretly in the womb of his mother and spreading her all" storyline wasn't included.
Yeah
You say ”after too much google translate” in a way that makes it sound like coffee 😂
I'm your 69th Likes! NOICE!
"The negative reaction, hebatitis, burden, pain and loss of a head"
basically GT is summing up why incest is bad
the irony, i got a game of thrones ad before this video.
I got one whilst reading this comment... full irony
That's not irony...
LOL same here
I’m fairly certain sometimes the ads you get are related to the video you’re watching (this doesn’t always apply)
Same
King lover lover Robert Loveron moved to one of his twin twins and Jimmy, and he solemnly swore to his three teenagers in Galilee. The father of King George Harrison was killed and asked Robert to swap the yacht. When Sulayman was in charge of Sitora, Ned and his daughters went to the south, and so on. Way to jam the tower. Has a Catholic but Bob Morrison turn back. Satan Zone bounces from the night sky, and white musicians attack them. In Esos the dentures carry the dragonfly's dragonfly, and produce the dragons fruit, and it weighs it with golden gold at the top of the horse. Ned looks soo good. ;) So Robert tells him that his real heir is a gandarmé, but with the help of a sergeant, king Bellies and Crete, was deceived to kill Robert. The negative reaction, hepatitis, burden, pain, and loss of head.
Winfel Secacaucus, and a rocky boy named Rock Scank, is covered by a kid. The chicks have been killed, and danny vanished from the v*****, so the honey was removed, they became naked, wounded and without three small chickens. Rebecca married Rebecca Julien, and Hamlet Pleasant. Iron Therenne is a Stannyzone, but his brother Renée, Stannis, had beaten him with a kilogram. He tried to use Summerton to express his enthusiasm, but it cuts off Ramsey's forehead. King Stannis, goodbye. Attack ships, but with gratitude for Tyrion, Wild fire burned release stored, and took the Teeny. Zafri is the origin of Sasa Margarie, so Sancea Tyrine has a marriage, and Tressey Lauris is planning to get married. Arian Harlanhall passed the final death, and laser Jackie Hass's assassin. Dani Quarth returns home as a fire fighter. The Great Wall, the last night Secretary. He does not know anything because Ygritte, kills a sexual rock episode with Qhorin. Sam sees an army that is out of his business. It's true. I see. :/ Brian and Jimmy are on the left side, but theyŕe getting Jamie's. Amy and Amy were welcomed by her brothers, and with old people and print it. There are three rhizomes, John and Mira, an orchestra and a Furay in Brahman North. This also has ''Drama'' and ''Infamous'' and ''secondary men.'' Time of revolution for reconciliation. The mascelle are under examination, showcase ceramics, healthy with fingers, and cats are cheated by Delra's Depressed sex. Oberyn fought against Tyrion and died at mount mountain. Jim Tyler and Mersey's appreciation for selling them Essex. From Paris Polis to Paris, kisses sons, and marries in Ramses. Birmingham does not ''hedge'' and the Airbus plan fail. While Gugliemo was not shot, Yakrt's death to save his burning Stan, he admitted to his girlfriend to a cigar. Dan takes mirin, but stop the sheep and tell Joara. Stop and leave, the Christian leaves and look for nose. Siri made a long-standing audio device, but now she has all the hairs, and she feels embarrassed, shyamy, shame. In Ranni 2 of Marco di Maroca are difficult to face nature, but the snails and nuns will leave the dead. John becomes leader of the Lord, insects and insects would do the citizens. (E, OH) Harper harms the cow, John is in the yard and Denny returns to Dortmund. Red of cheeky, chubby rats, reticence of the killer, destroying black. Denny Dorthrick returns, many people blushed, and traversed the iron through the strait of the mother. The gorilla worked, I would love to keep the camera better, and all it's moral, brushci, and custom enemies. Class is the new three-eyed raven, so BIG THE WAY!!! These rabbits are just as fast as the Mercury engine for dogs and John. Dani performed at the dance floor, and was able to marry Clamenté. When he had a great pleasure to be taken to Eira, and Jannah da Hermoine. Go to the white people, So North Korea John goes dragon goggles. Lady, BVS Waffeefel and chance, and finally to the neck jimbutta Beilize. It's a very important issue for my Linux hands and Tarhas handshake. John does not shave his knee, and the Olympic Comedy comedy comes out. The abuse of Politics is political, but it's false. Finally John fell down on his knees and Danny had as he was secretly in the womb of his mother, and spreading her all. The evening king, with an icebreaker, is in a hurry, and SHUT THE CEILING!!!
Miranda, I'm tired. lol
Why did you censor vagina?
That's great dedication
@@greekejones8406 i gues it was bad lol idk
Thank you
Why did you waste your time lol.
"This also has 'drama'"
That's it, that's the whole show.
From now on, i'm gonna say "go dragon goggles" instead of "go crazy"
"He does not know anything because Ygritte kills a sexual rock episode with Quorin."
I must have missed that episode.
Well yeah she killed it 😂😂😂
Best ending line
*_SHUT THE CEILING!!!!!!!!_*
The negative reaction, hepatitis, burden, pain and loss of a head is probably the most accurate description of Game of Thrones I’ve ever seen
“And spreading her all **weird noises** “
Okay I died
"Satan Zones bounces from the night sky and white musicians attack them"
That's the part I couldn't stop laughing 😂
I know it's very late, but still.
Courtesy of Google Translate.
"Satan's land flies from the sky and white musicians attack them."
This is something I can't laugh at.
"The negative reaction, hepatitis, burden, pain and loss of head"
Pretty much sums up Game of Thrones
I thought “dragon goggles” was funny but then...
SHUT THE CEILING!!!!!!😂
Jon does not shave his knee? Scandalous!
You don't say "scandalous" in GOT, you say "Shame!, Shame! Shame!"
Please translate some eurovision 2019 songs it would be so nice for your viewers in europe
Your very right I'm from Germany
Yes!! Or like the most famous winners
Maybe Eurovision Winners Medley: from 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2018 - they're so famous 😉
FUEGO
Omg yes!!!
"Sam sees an army that is out of business. It's true. I see."
Comedy gold!
5:49 that "Marco di Maroca" literally killed meXD
it's kinda ironic because Dorne looks smth like Southern Europe so it couldn't be better
Why did my mind change that to "Marco Polo literally killed me" 🤣
"These rabbits are just as fast as the Mercury engine"
Huh, I never would have expected GoT to be a show about cars.
So, in GoT we have : a gendarme, a fire service, an airplane....never knew GoT was this modern !
I feel like kissing your son and being in the womb of your mother are par for the course with got
Non Google translate version: I like this content, it's like you are the mother of good funny videos on got
"E OOHH!!"
Also I dare anyone to listen to this without watching the screen and identify exactly what's real and what's multi-translated. That summary alone was golden.
Google translate: Ned looks sooo gooooood.
Me: I couldn't agree more.
Is it bad if google translate makes more sense?
In all honesty though you should do this to other series like Gravity Falls for example.
Are you sure you want a google translate episode about Gravitational shower?
@@Contr4dictory I was talking about the Disney cartoon Gravity Falls google translate explanation. But a gravitational shower sounds fun too.
@@stonetimekeeper I know. Gravitational shower is what google thinks it's named when translated
@@Contr4dictory oh. Then let's translate that too.
I support the notion of Google Translate Gravity Falls
SEXUAL ROCK EPISODE *WITH EPIC MUSIC*
6:30 me when I see Malinda *blushes enough for many people*
Thanks for all the likes my dudes and dudetes
Me: *takes a sip of water*
Malinda: AnD a RoCkY bOy NaMeD ROCK SCKANK
Me: *spits water onto screen due to laughing*
Oops
Yeah I like my own comment
WADDAYA GONNA DO BOUT IT
same lmaoooo
*UA-cam comment like police pound on your door* open up, we know you liked your own comment! (Lol)
Join you in doing so.
Pretty sure she has a video warning us not to consume beverages while watching her videos. It's also good.
U were told not to drink while watching these
"Red of cheeky, chubby rats, reticence of the killer, destroying black." honestly that's poetry there
also: a lot of the translated names would fit in a D&D campaign :p "I'm Winfel Secacaucus, I'm a half-elf cleric"
That would be a good name. Not sure about Rock Scank though... 😂
I know nothing about Game of thrones, but I would love to read a fanfic based on the google translate version
i know, someone needs to make sense of this
The best part about this is easily some of the names.
King Lover Lover
Satan Zone
Rock Skank
Rebecca Julien
Hamlet Pleasant
Guglielmo
Marco di Maroca
Jimbuta Belize
Edit: Forgot Janna de Hermione
I HAVE watched GoT, and the translated version still made more sense! 😂
Sounds like Shakespeare. Loss of body parts, death, royalty, checks all the boxes!
GOT definitely has some Shakespeare influence, especially Macbeth and Hamlet.
I'm calling Brienne and Jamie 'Brian and Jimmy' for the rest of my life
😂😂😂
I also know a few friends named Brian. I also know 2 friends named Jeremiah.
At some points I was wondering if it was the real text or the google one lmao
1:55 That's actually an accurate way to describe joffrey.
I’ve never seen Game of Thrones and both versions are just as funny and neither make sense either lol 😂
Edit:thank you for all the likes-I literally get maybe 5 likes on a comment lol
Replying so you can see how many likes you have
You have 155 likes so far
Same
The translation sounds more believable than the actual series
“ Ned looked so _gooooooood_ ”
Okay but now I really want you to do a version of this explaining Kingdom Hearts
ALL OF THE YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@darthsombra2102 yay
You mad raven, she will die from the Darkness of GT consuming her!
I really want that as well!
Being an Italian I lost it when she started to say random Italian names😂
Hey... since Notre Dame almost burned down, can you honor her by translating the Bells of Notre Dame?
Im still crying about this...
I know I am quite late, but if you want to honor Notre Dame, Malinda should gather her gang, I mean friends, of course 😉, and do a real cover of "Bells of Notre Dame", not a Translator Fail.
Just my opinion.
I'm gonna start calling the White Walkers "White Musicians" from now on
Gt: stop and look for the nose!
Voldemort: well that would help.....
What in the world is going on in this video? 😂😂😂
Everything. Everything is happening in this video.
Honestly, no one knows. Not even Malinda.
You ever try translating excerpts from history books?
The fate of the rebellion of the New York City of New York City was “violated, with emotion, emptied of Britain”, which was falsely repeated on July 1.
"and he solemnly swore to his three teenagers" made me think of "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good"
“JOHN DOES NOT SHAVE HIS KNEE”
got me baha
"Jana da Hermione."
Wrong fandom, Google Translate... 😄
I LOVE t
Yer a wizard, Ned.
"Loses his nose!?!?" Voldemort is that you??
First Hermione and now Voldy? I think they got a few fandoms mixed up lol
I still have no clue how the show works, but I'm not ashamed of my hairy knees any more. ...so thats a plus.
Denny returns to Dortmund and says "Greetings from Northrhine-Westphalia" ^^
*"so the honey was removed they become naked , wounded and without three small chikens "*
"Satan zone bounces in the night sky" me when i have nightmares about the Bermuda triangle
"The negative reaction, hepatitis, burden, pain, and loss of a head."
"The Airbus Plans Fail"
Shows Picture of a380
Plane Geeks: 😢
4:20 Russia, basically anytime in history
7:01 That's the best part, oh lord im dying
4:56 MALINDA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??
Evening King somehow sounds so much less threatening than Night King.
My favorites here:
"The Olympic Comedy Comedy comes out!"
"The Last Night Secretary"
"Mercury Engine"
6:47 BIG THE WAY!!!
Both the original story and the Google translation made about equal sence. Loved it.
Poor jon..Google translate has brought his world to shambles!
"and the Airbus plans fail" true
The translations on their own are funny as hell, but your delivery of them makes them freaking hilarious. XD
The translated version is a lot happier than the original one
“White musicians attack them!”
Just about as scary as white walkers
Ouch!
I watched it the 3rd time and had a "cards against humanity" feeling
I love how redundantly redundant these translations were
Omg! You should recreate the first episode in google translate!
6:53 GEEZ, HOW FAST?
As someone who has never watched it, I can't tell the difference 😂
😂 this is me trying to explain what my book warroir cats is about to my parents!
5:18 I’m *_WHEEZING_*
"Denny returns to Dortmund " Yeah Dortmund my Home town xD
Ich wohne in Bochum haha 😆
@@somespirit2511 Ich wohne in Amerika haha 😆 Aber ich doch spreche Deutsch
I take a creative writing class (I am such a nerd lol) and I always listen to your videos while writing stories and home.
Also “Way to jam the tower”
i've love to see how many outtakes there are from this with just laughing at how nonsensical some of it gets (especially the name changes)
2:12 That sort of makes sense...