GOOGLE TRANSLATE LIKES FEET?? A Q&A
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I tried this myself and the question "Is google translate really as bad as you make it seem?" turned into "Use google"
Lol the complete opposite!
Google translate doesn't like to be questioned....that's a bit suspicious
Hm
When did you regret making a UA-cam channel the most? turned into Especially if it doesn’t fit Jesus?
It’s self advertising
"How pasta do a share?"
"I don't share pasta, I love pasta, and I will eat all the pasta"
Possibly the best answer to a question I've ever heard in my life.
QuartziPuff its.... Oddly 𝕽𝕰𝕷𝕬𝕿𝕰𝕬𝖁𝕷𝕰
It is my response also
@RünerTheWolf 25 ikr...
YES
yes
Malinda's mom hears "I AM FOOT!" coming from the other room, adds another item to the list of things never to ask.
yes.
Shota Aizawa uh-
And gradually, she hears “water melon
Sorry
@@isola--
W
Wa
Wat
Wate
Water
Waterm
Waterme
Watermel
Watermelo
Watermelon
Lol
I jokingly put in,
"What can I do during quarantine?"
I got
"That’s what you do when you are arrested"
0-0
Welp
@Adela Savrdova 😂😭
It translated your question into a pretty good good answer.
😂😂😂
It's just kind of odd that all the Wings of Fire fans are watching Malinda's videos. I mean, there's Darkstalker, there's Cloudstrider, there's you, there's me, there's Queen_Coral093...
I love dark Malinda, her answers are gold
Yes
The best UA-cam dark side yet
Yes they are. The panda one was pretty dark as well though.
Except for deceit
I feel like dark Malinda is me in school trying to scare my classmates
*WITH THE T R U T H*
OMG I did it with "Dear Malinda, do you like google translate?" and I got "Monday, you want to replace google?" No!!! We prefer Google over Mondays
Friday, you want to replace google?
Saturday, you want to replace Google?
Monday would you like google to replace you?
HenRadio I put google translate ruins songs through different languages in google translate and I got song translations are fragmented.
Sunday, you want to replace google?
Original:
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where is the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?
GT:
Purple, Purple, Purple
From Peter on the guitar page
Farting Piper raises Pimpers,
Will Peter show the staff?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: reads this
Also me: **visible confusion**
Farting Piper?
But...
WILL PIPER SHOW THE STAFF?!
Omg, I'm trying that with She sells seashells on the seashore
hahdhafs
“How do you see?”
*”Through my toes, obviously”* -Malinda
I just was on that part
@@sonicmaster1517 me too lmao
like toph from avatar the last airbender
Okay, but IS it desirable/satisfying to be a restaurant? People are always coming and going, never staying for very long. And while you manage to satiate their hunger for a period of time, you know the contentment you provide is only temporary....and yet, that is the whole purpose of your existence.
Excuse me while I have an existential crisis about being a restaurant.
I think it's satisfying when the same people keep coming back.
I love this comment! I'd think it'd be comparable to working in a public service like being a lawyer or doctor or something... Like, your job is to help the people who are there at the time, but you don't necessarily *want* them to need your help 24/7 but you like that you can help them while they are there. .... I may be thinking too much about this.
How did you manage to make restaurants sound so incredibly depressing?
Okay Michael
They are also eating what's inside of you.
Malinda: I do not share pasta I love pasta I will eat all the pasta.
Me: Currently eating spaghetti.
Satan takes us all to the pasta!
100 likes now
Hmmm...Italy???anybody??
S
Me: Steals slya darkshades spaghetti and puts cooked meatballs in it
“Get some vitamin D.”
Yess right now at 2:56 am I will gently walk down the street and try not to get murdered...
Good luck.
Did you make it back? Like before? Fight the fight and win the war? For your love? For your praise?
@Half-Pint Glad I can get ya to laugh!
1:47 for me Lol
Good luck!😃
And remember :
"Fight with strangers"🤣🤣🤣🤣
You: "Mom am I the best child?"
Your mom: "Absolutely"
Me: "Mom am I the best child?"
My mom: "What do you mean? What kind of question is that? No lol" Yea my mom isn't that lovable towards me...
I was going to like this comment, but then I saw that it had 69 likes, so I reframed
* hugs you *
*Super hugs*
I just love grey scale Malinda
"Aren't we all just passengers on this journey called life?"
Caty I *like, we’re all gonna die alone.*
That is so depressing tho
"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." -Marvin
That just reminds me of the opening lyric to a Barbie song I like, "I'm blindfolded on this carriage ride that they call life. Trying to make it through the next turn, knuckles white and holding tight." Isn't that something we can all relate to?
"I don't share pasta, I love pasta and I will eat all the pasta."
*meanwhile in a different video*
"Satan takes me to the pasta ( The horror)!!"
WHY ME
I was thinking that!!
@@runapettersson8751 OPEN SPACE CLOSED SPACE, B!!!!
@@alphachaos9529 if it's worth the million dollar price I... (i)
@@eeneehaww Nina Mulan, baby
Alternate title: Malinda having an existential crisis for 5 minutes.
Go watch the first one
Here’s one!:
Original: Hello malinda, do you like books?
Google translated: Hello Linda, why do you like the book?
Not bad.
If you put it through a few more times it will come out completely different 😂😂
"What is your sex life" question kind of convinced me that Google Translate was used to make "The Room" script. That's why the movie makes no sense.
What a story, Mark!
Anyways how is your sex life
Question: How do you see?
Malinda: Through my toes
Me: TOPH?!
omg another one who watched the last air bender!!!
@@hydrashade1851 I love that show. I haven't seen Korra though.
@@evecampbell3069 its amazing watch it
What’s toph?
I love your profile picture!!
I love being a restaurant
Its so satisfying
🤣 🤣 😂 😂 🤣 🤣
I've always wanted to be a restaurant but instead I'm a kangaroo cupboard with a hat
I see soo what you are saying is that you like ppl to come inside you and eat their fill for a price.
( its a joke)
@@jayamilapersson4030
🤣 🤣 😂 😂 🤣 🤣
Original: why does the carrot grow?
Translated: why want?
Google translate... you need a hug or something?
Popcorn in trampoline water....what have you done Google.
"You're right, my hair did itself today" is relatable, but my hair does itself every single day
My hair did itself this morning. ;)
That sounds like my hair sometimes. ;)
Youtubing Jaguar Stop with “;)” it’s weird...
I love how Malinda's mom just went along with it. Her shouting a random question.
Your response to "DOES broccoli yes salsa" made me laugh so hard It hurt and I was literally shaking! LOL!
"I don't share pasta, I love pasta, and I will eat all the pasta"
SAME
LOVELY FOOT!
OMG I can't believe my question inspired the title of the video xD Keep it up, Malinda. You rock!
Ro994 Oh it you
You called her a rock :O
Jk
Timestamp?
*I AM FOOT*
That was a real feat to be able to get featured like that
I've taken "Which is better: Google Assistant or Siri?"
And ended with "Best Assistant or Secret Google?"
secret google...?
what...?
DUN DUN DUN
Conspiracy Theory: Google thinks that Google Assistant is the best assistant and Siri is secretly Google's.
Secret google is actaully googleX
GT is basically prideful about herself :V
Go into incognito mode and google translate the url of google translate and each space is an underscore. Add .com at the end and thats SeCrEt GoOgLe
Congrats tell me what you find OwO
Original: "Hi, I love you." Translated: "Just like them." Yes this is real.
Yes ... I've learned just how awesome "Lovely Foot" is!
Random person: Mom? Who's the best child?
Random persons mom: Ask your grandma!
Original: Have you've ever dreamed of puting the Translator fails logo on the sides of your car
GT: Have you ever dreamed that translators will fail because of side cars
*****Yikes*****
The revolution has begun
1:00 "The one thing that never changes from year to year-"
War... war never changes.
Theres an idea! Fallout dialogue run through google translate!
According to my family the only things you can be sure about are death and taxes.
Some of those questions are really depressing... wow, Google Translate can be moody
But Malinda fields them all perfectly with her usual flare... nice job MK! xD
Then refer to watch the Haters Comments Translate video! 😂
Just like me
I mean google translate can’t stop talking about death
Broken Unicorn google translate is going through a phase
"Do you feel sorry?"
Originally "Do you really like shapes?"
HenRadio PUSH AND PULL LIKE THE WORK OF CHANGE
The tree.
Kitty Love The more boyfriends in the trials that I go
HenRadio, you and I have tightly linked the agricultural economy and all the activated meals it fills his pocket, blessing all verbs.
GRADUALLY WATERMELON! GRADUALLY WATERMELON! GRADUALLY WATERMELON!
I just did this.
Original: How old are you and your dog?
GT: Helemous and kidney?
Wtf
H O W
HOW MANY LANGUAGES DID YOU GO THROUGH
@@StrongestLibrafluidAlive a billion
No tears left to cry GT: your kidneys are not left
"But given the president of our current administration... _heeemm_ " I can't stop laughing!!
Funny how I learned the other day that "Nem" means "No" in Hungarian. :)
Relatable
Hey least it wasn't Biden.
@@goawayleavemealone2880.
@@goawayleavemealone2880 🤦♂️
#TeamPasta 🍝🍝🍝
"We will not share it and we will eat all of it."
So that's why Satan was taking her to the pasta...
I pledge my eternal loyalty to Team Pasta-
#teampasta
#TeamPasta to show my honor, i ate pasta today.
*ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!*
Yaaasss translated questions! They are the best!
Broken Unicorn agree
Broken Unicorn hot
EmeraldE oh, once I had 4 top comments on some other video
In fact, I have 4 top comments on the latest video of the game theorists right now lol
EmeraldE I dont get it... what's the deal with you people? I like to comment and people like my comments. I just do it for fun, but some of you just dont wanna let me enjoy the attention I get
EmeraldE no, I love drama and this is a little bit of it. I can ever get mad on people I dont know unless they say something awful about me. We cool
So I put “is google bad” through google translate and got “Owned by Google”
Conspiracy!!!
S U S your sus!
For those of you who know this song, please continue.
Who are you for Halloween
1. Mom
2.Naked hare
3. I am foot
4. Annoyng banana
5. Superman
6. Wonderwomen
7. Pumpkin
8. Ghost
9.Vampire
0.Potatoe
neko.
Frankenstein
The Nun
You’re scared in danger?
Vampire.... well at least I got a decent answer
I am SO EXCITED to see your pink highlights lol
Am I the only one that's really excited for the pink highlights??
definitely not i am 2
No.
Pink hair or how to use mushroom signals to publicly declare your toxicity.
I have another question to ask you, such as hello: What is your favorite color?
What I got when I typed in: Hello Malinda, I've got a a question to ask you: What is your favorite color?
Can we get an applause for this close translation please?
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 YAYAYAYAY
Well done o' wise one, Google Translate. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
But how did Translate guess you were talking to Malinda?
@@venustheleafwing606 She just uses it too much 😂 it knows
Before : Do you like cats?
After : Do you want Musuk?
*Grey/Monochrome Malinda is basically me when my nihilism kicks in...*
I can kind of relate to that; however, I prefer to stay in color. ;)
out_expl0ring
It's a philosophical school of thought whose main point is basically that nothing exists and/or there's no point to existence. Its really depressing and I feel like most nihilists end up committing suicide. Heck, I would if I thought like that. If you think about it though, that's the eventual conclusion you have to reach if you don't believe in God
"I love pasta, and I will eat all the pasta." Really? Did Satan take you there?
PS love these translated-question videos :)
Royal Emerald Builder
"Its really depressing and I feel like most nihilists end up committing suicide."
i don't think that is true.
it may be true for some nihlists.
But in general, Nihilists don't consider those ideas depressing at all. It's only non-nihilists who imagine it must be depressing.
Nihilism is also believing in nothing. But it does not have to be depressing, as a nihilist, you can be happy and joyful with the idea that our problems don't matter as well as our existence. so we can make something to give meaning to our lives.
I don’t see why google translate likes feet
Google translate said to use a screwdriver to focus your eyes lol
could be a useful hint for a cyborg one day
@@Underworlder5 Indeed, being a Cyborg myself I can confirm this is a very useful technique 👍
Original: are fish wet? GT: the fish is the fish?
yes, the floor is made of floor...
wait that isn't a meme anymore...
Malinda: I don't share pasta, I love pasta, and I will eat all the pasta. Also Malinda: Nothing is like a pizza. Nothing compares to a pizza. So my question is, does pasta compare to a pizza?
Just because she loves pasta doesn't mean she doesn't like pizza more
Okay, so...
I tried doing it with "What animal are you today?". It ended as "Today?"
Well, there are many things to comment on, but I'll just say these thing:
1) Google Translate like feet, tell us somthing new
2) If you love pasta that much, are you Satan's associate?
COINCIDENCE ! i think not !
SATAN BRINGS ME TO THE P A S T A. Demonic pasta, why not?
AquaCrash isnt it "SATAN _TAKES_ ME TO THE PASTA"?
No. She is a Pastafarian. Long live his noodliness.
Rrrose Carbinela, haha. Pastafarian. Clever!
Google Translate: "how do you see?"
Malinda: "why through my toes of course"
Me:"eu6yfyrdfuir6"
I translated "what is life?" in google translate and it came out as "IT WILL NOT SURVIVE!!!!!!!!!"
1:54 What is your favorite idea?
My brain: *MiNe Is BeInG cReAtIvE*
Melody Maroney YAS DHMIS!!!
"how do you get the idea?"
"I try to think CREATIVELY"
@@artsychannel6319 "Now when you look at this orange, tell me please, what do you see?"
*"It's just a boring old orange!"*
"Maybe to you, but not to me!"
How did you get that idea?
I just thought creatively.
Yeeeeessssss
"Does pineapple go on pizza" = "Dance"
ok gt
1:55 “What is your favorite idea?” Am the only one when I heard this thought, “Mine is being creative”
Okay here's one
GT: You like the edges
Original: Do you like ducks?
Yes, the edges are absolutely amazing!!
Malinda, you should have called this video "I Am Foot!"! Missed opportunity!
Larisa Greway lMAO
3:14
Me when taking a math test with the immediate feeling of doom even though I know the subject lol 😂
Yeah same, EXCEPT I don’t know math...
Original: Which is better, fettuccine or linguine?
Translated: Where does danger come from?
Original: do have a cat and do you like pickles?
Translated: Like a candle?
Original: what is your favorite food
Translated: what do you want?
"How do you see?"
"With my toes obviously"
WAS THAT A REFERENCE TO TOPH AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER??? Sorry that was the good shit back then I loved that show.
These are the best, we need a part 4 Malinda!!!!!!!!!
Og:”what happened to google to do this?”
GT:”What does Google do?”
0:58 "The one thing that never changes year to year is that we all get a year older and there's NO GOING BACK."
That escalated quickly xD
Her facial expressions were perfect on that one
0:52 why is this so me 😂
Natalie Young me to
OJ Corn I'm gonna go get pasta now, she made me hungry lol
JustYourWeirdo Im sorry you'll have to speak up your voice is to Lo(gan). You can have some if you want there ROMAN noodles...also I only have an infinitesimal amount left
JustYourWeirdo that was amazing I died at the panic at the disco one you deserve a second cookie 🍪🍪
JustYourWeirdo of course I do! I love gravity falls and I didn't watch all of eddsworld yet but I'm going too
3:49 That's so Raven!! "Ya little Nasty"
Me: Hey mom, how is it having the best daughter in the world.
Mom: IDK ask your grandma.
Me(in head): WHAT?!?!
The dancing is basically me when someone asks me to dance
Existential Malinda is great.
Dear Malinda, how does one see with toes? Teach me!
She learned from Toph.
I love your facial expressions. And your wonderful sense of humor.
Original: if you could be one animal for two days, what would it be?
Translated: Since you are?
Missed opportunity to answer "mine is being creative" to "What's your favorite idea?"
You always make me laugh hysterically. I’ve seen this video more times than I’d care to admit and I can’t stop laughing every time I watch it
How did "Did the Universe collide with my pasta?" Become
"This is towards you."
Um... I'm not sure how to answer that honestly.
It is very satisfying to be a restaurant
This video made my day. Malinda's videos always do :D
1:24 malinda makes a pokemon
Original: Do you like cats?
Translated: Wishing you good health
I love when you do these videos, they always make my day brighter!
Also I agree wih your view on pasta.
Edit: And pizza.
Haha so funny. You can turn anyone bad day into a good day!❤❤
I love you and your content so much.
Can't wait for the next upload!
Malinda always makes me laugh, no matter how much I try not to!
I think the original question about your stance on pandas - 3:28 - originates from your morning routine video (my favorite video of yours so far EVER. Witty and helpful at the same time... it's helped me to wake up a few mornings) where you have a panda ... dress 😏😋. Correct me if I'm wrong original-comment-person-of-that-question if you are reading this. I also wondered your stance on pandas when I saw that. That's some dedication to pandas unless it was a gift you graciously accepted.
On another note, Happy New Year 2018-19 in SoCal.
I’m laughing so hard 😂😂😂 Love all your videos
I love how random some of these are 😂
Also, I can't help but think the translated version of the Cruella de Vil song from 101 Dalmations would be funny 😄
Good goal (original: How do you log in to New York?) I literally used every single language for this 🤣
I'm watching this in a public place and "What is your sex life" had me wheezing like a dying whale while everyone around me stared at me like I was insane
I’m scared to watch these at school. But I do it anyways. At that point Idrc what ppl think haha
“What’s Your Favorite Idea?” Mine is Being Creative
Well, how do you get your ideas?
You just have to think creatively.
YAY ANOTHER VIDEO I'M SO HAPPY I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK sorry I just am excited
Edit: It is very very satisfying to be a restaurant
Edited edit: I wish I saw your question sticker I would have asked you good questions
‘Best part about making a video: that sweet relief when it’s done’
You’re not the only one who thanks that. My life is an endless hell that can only sometimes be fun
I literally cried laughing from the beginning to the end, this is just some priceless stuff.
I love your Q&A they are the best😍
Harry Potter Hi harry
Alexandria Mist hi how are u
Harry Potter sadly I'm not a Harry Potter character but....
i got so excited when i saw the notification! #notificationsquad
Ohmygosh, PLEASE do another of these!! :)))
I was gonna put a time frame of my favorite part of the video. Then I realized that I don’t have one! The entire video is my favorite part.
How on earth do you do that without laughing??? You have a big talent.
So what if Google Translate works perfect from now on?
Leon Pont nope
Original: i am terrible at german
Translate: thanks to germany
Never gonna happen, professional translators need work.
@Brooke T That will never happen, humans can't fix anything, only create more bugs.
@@ingvildkvakestad original: You're welcome!
Translation: don't come back good!
We will all be very sad
I hurt my knee really bad so thanks for making me smile
Ok so apparently, translating "Can we all have complete kidneys?" to several language goes to "Can we all have good seeds?"
¥uck
original: I really like your videos, keep up the great work
GT: I love your picture too
4:20 thought you were gonna say species of food XD