Which Smash Characters have Canonically Smashed?

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  • @bakedbeans975
    @bakedbeans975 2 місяці тому +14779

    This guy’s search history after this video must be foul

    • @IsYeaYesyup
      @IsYeaYesyup 2 місяці тому

      can a venus flytrap suck a dick

    • @aniiii_wxs
      @aniiii_wxs 2 місяці тому +116

      😭😭😭

    • @AnAveragePurplePikmin
      @AnAveragePurplePikmin 2 місяці тому +358

      "I swear it's not what it looks like!"

    • @malevolenc_y
      @malevolenc_y 2 місяці тому +360

      "it was research for a video" gotta be the most unbelievable shit ever

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 2 місяці тому +34

      Exactly lmao

  • @mortarman83095
    @mortarman83095 2 місяці тому +14742

    The amount of synonyms you came up with for sexual terms is genuinely impressive
    Edit: the amount of people correcting me over innuendo, simile, metaphor etc. is genuinely concerning
    No but seriously I'm a linguist and even I can't be bothered with this level of detail.
    The purpose of language is communication, if I have properly conveyed the message in my mind then I have succeeded and no further discussion is required unless this is a university.
    But guess what? It's a YT comment section.

    • @KingCrazyOne
      @KingCrazyOne 2 місяці тому +549

      I like how he kept making game specific innuendos for every reference to a sausage

    • @TheGreatSayaMan0212
      @TheGreatSayaMan0212 2 місяці тому +209

      My favourite one is Jahoozler. That’s part of my vocabulary now

    • @Lolmmm-d2i
      @Lolmmm-d2i 2 місяці тому +49

      Ya now, gotta keep monatized

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 2 місяці тому +12

      Ok

    • @dylanjoyce8104
      @dylanjoyce8104 2 місяці тому +41

      He said souring the crout as I read this comment

  • @ashliez91
    @ashliez91 2 місяці тому +9484

    OBJECTION!
    There is a game called "Tomodachi Life" where a female mii and a male mii can make babies. This is a spinoff game featuring the mii's. so they would be in definitely

    • @extremmefan7305
      @extremmefan7305 2 місяці тому +601

      It's essentially a Pokemon situation. They could do it, but there's no story or lore where they're confirmed to. (Especially since the three default Miis are nameless Guests, with no basis to their appearance in any known Mii game and thus no material to work off of aside from "they're Miis")

    • @gferrol118
      @gferrol118 2 місяці тому +334

      Yeah, but the joke is that miis are the player, so he put them there since he hasn't done it

    • @polocatfan
      @polocatfan 2 місяці тому +46

      this is optional content that not every mii does.

    • @extremmefan7305
      @extremmefan7305 2 місяці тому +47

      @@polocatfan so is putting Pokemon in the Day Care with a compatible Egg Group mate (or a Ditto), and that's accounted for.

    • @ThatGuyRNA
      @ThatGuyRNA 2 місяці тому +32

      @@gferrol118you dare insinuate Hamburger hasnt copulated!???

  • @WilliamOphus
    @WilliamOphus Місяць тому +790

    The one thing he forgot is that Doom Guy (Doom slayer), although married, canonically does not know what groundhog daying is according to his creator.

    • @prestonlogan3808
      @prestonlogan3808 Місяць тому +11

      Then what about his child?

    • @palhacogozo89
      @palhacogozo89 Місяць тому +97

      ​@@prestonlogan3808 the stork

    • @Shulk_Monado
      @Shulk_Monado 28 днів тому +8

      Are you sure his metal gear can get solid tho

    • @winzigerflashendeckel6894
      @winzigerflashendeckel6894 21 день тому +2

      Where was that confirmed???

    • @livwake
      @livwake 20 днів тому +2

      @@winzigerflashendeckel6894the creator did an interview back in the day

  • @Nameritoki
    @Nameritoki 2 місяці тому +7295

    Um, objection, babies in the Mario universe are brought by the stork

    • @theskyisteal8346
      @theskyisteal8346 2 місяці тому

      Presumably the stork sits some cuck chair and watches to make sure that the parents actually fucked first though

    • @VailingLeader-13
      @VailingLeader-13 2 місяці тому +198

      OBJECTION!

    • @Sub2MilesMorales
      @Sub2MilesMorales 2 місяці тому +24

      What is that

    • @Sub2MilesMorales
      @Sub2MilesMorales 2 місяці тому +103

      This is no time for games. I sentence henry stickmin *GUILTY*

    • @shawerful5209
      @shawerful5209 2 місяці тому

      Stork or not bowser definetly banged

  • @theglassis2331
    @theglassis2331 Місяць тому +1856

    13:28 fun fact. Bayonetta 3 confirmed that she does have a child, so she is a jahoozaler

    • @jambon2730
      @jambon2730 Місяць тому +26

      Smash bayo isn't the one in 3 who smashed

    • @theglassis2331
      @theglassis2331 Місяць тому +70

      @@jambon2730 All bayo's across the multiverses are very similar if not the same(with very small changes).

    • @deluxe1886
      @deluxe1886 Місяць тому +6

      ⁠@@theglassis2331 All Bayo's across the multiverse are not so similar at all

    • @nenrikido2903
      @nenrikido2903 Місяць тому +24

      @@theglassis2331 even if, since we have no evidence the one in smash did do the deed, then she deserves her place in the "probably doinger" tier

    • @ayar2
      @ayar2 Місяць тому +32

      @@jambon2730 to be fair, the only reason Bayo 3 wasnt in smash was because she hadnt been revealed yet, had the game came out early or bayo was a post game dlc character she surely would been added as the main version, with bayo 2 and 1 as skins.

  • @Uncrustabruh
    @Uncrustabruh 2 місяці тому +2948

    The fact that he gets sweatier with every cut to himself, is hilarious

    • @lucagorosito3715
      @lucagorosito3715 2 місяці тому +116

      Thought it was shower water lmao

    • @GrassiestGrassy
      @GrassiestGrassy 2 місяці тому +79

      *Research* gets stressful, you know.

    • @ADAJ342
      @ADAJ342 Місяць тому

      Am I the only one who got the joke that he is getting wet?

    • @Kjf365
      @Kjf365 19 днів тому +7

      ​@lucagorosito3715 Irl it's likely shower water, but for storyline purposes it's supposed to be sweat.

    • @lucagorosito3715
      @lucagorosito3715 19 днів тому +2

      @Kjf365 I get that, I just meant like the joke was he kept getting wetter cause he was in the tub

  • @wander7812
    @wander7812 Місяць тому +245

    Small correction: In Bayonetta 1, through one of the dialogues of the demon marchant character, he implies that he had slept with Bayonetta at least once, through one of his greeting dialogues.
    "Looking for business, or pleasure? - either way, I'll hook you up." This is not her first time seeing this man. There's also this one dialogue where Bayonetta said "I'm not interresting in taking care of children boy. Making them though? -- that's another story..."
    So we can safely assume Bayonetta is not just a shiboinker, but an VERY active one.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Місяць тому +31

      Oh she absolutely is. She is the kind of person who is fully in control of her tangoing.

    • @leargamma4912
      @leargamma4912 29 днів тому +14

      She literally has a kid in 3. Why are people acting like the ending doesn't exist ​@@HappyBeezerStudios

    • @ChipToothPrime
      @ChipToothPrime 7 днів тому

      ​@@leargamma4912 dude! THANK you!! I was scrolling the comments to see if anyone would mention it. I'll admit Bayonetta 3 left a lot to be desired.. but did ANYONE play and finish it?!

  • @LinktheCommunistWaifu
    @LinktheCommunistWaifu 2 місяці тому +9924

    Alright, one thing that I have to say about Young Link's placing. In Twilight Princess, there's a ghost called the Hero's Shade that appears, and it was confirmed that the Link from Twilight Princess is a descendant of the Link from Ocarina of Time. And Young Link is the Link from Ocarina of Time. That means that Young Link did eventually do it, but not at the age he is in smash bros. So I think that puts him in the confirmed tier.

    • @PMJ11_
      @PMJ11_  2 місяці тому +2507

      Whoops

    • @blu3g
      @blu3g 2 місяці тому +315

      I was about to mention this, thanks for saving me the effort

    • @TheTwistedTreant526
      @TheTwistedTreant526 2 місяці тому +508

      But YLink has never shaboinked. He is GOING to shaboink in the future. The Smash character is Young Link, not Hero's Shade

    • @blu3g
      @blu3g 2 місяці тому +306

      @@TheTwistedTreant526 the Pyra and Mythra we got in smash aren't the ones who shaboinked either, yet there they are

    • @LinktheCommunistWaifu
      @LinktheCommunistWaifu 2 місяці тому +223

      @@TheTwistedTreant526 Yeah, and he counted anyone who had descendants, like Marth and Ike.

  • @NXTangl
    @NXTangl 2 місяці тому +2644

    Ah, but Doomguy is sometimes claimed to be a virgin who's spent so long killing that he barely knows what sex is. So he and Isabelle could have a nonsexual romantic relationship.

    • @SSSavanti
      @SSSavanti 2 місяці тому +87

      he probably did it when he was still a human

    • @Magik_Goose
      @Magik_Goose 2 місяці тому +467

      @@SSSavanti creator confirmed he doesn't know what sex is

    • @SSSavanti
      @SSSavanti 2 місяці тому +232

      @@Magik_Goose He probably just forgot what it is from eons of killing demons, but that doesn't take away from the fact that when he was still a human, he had a wife whom which he had a son

    • @Magik_Goose
      @Magik_Goose 2 місяці тому +79

      @@SSSavanti but then isabelle wouldn't be probably anymore, cause she married to doom who doesn't know what sex is

    • @KeyboardTarantula
      @KeyboardTarantula 2 місяці тому +33

      ah, but didn't they say all doom content is canon at some point?? (potentially false rumor) need I bring up the accursed forbidden fruit?

  • @PhirePhlame
    @PhirePhlame 2 місяці тому +1910

    Man, the Peach VA's dodgy delivery of what imo was clearly meant to be an incredulous reaction to the "Mama Peach" allegation sure did affect the fandom lmaoooo

    • @ーテイル
      @ーテイル 2 місяці тому +336

      It sounded more like Peach didn't know how babies come about and was like "Wait, I have a son?!" as some sort of kid who thinks holding hands is how babies are made.

    • @LetsBoogy512
      @LetsBoogy512 2 місяці тому +187

      Yeah I always took it as “…..you think I am your mama?” Like she was obviously just confused, but we are still taking damage from that 20 years later 💀

    • @Chudpope
      @Chudpope 2 місяці тому +84

      In the Mario-verse babies come via stork, so she could be that kid's mama without ever have done the dirty deed.

    • @elderleon1844
      @elderleon1844 2 місяці тому +2

      dude how? peach as human and bowser is a repitile! lol!

    • @runekongstadlarsen7569
      @runekongstadlarsen7569 2 місяці тому +4

      @@ーテイル thats what i fought too lol

  • @GG553
    @GG553 Місяць тому +54

    28:08 if this is true that is absolutely insane imagine going "Hey boss for your birthday we animated these two cartoon mice that are the face of this company getting slammed down big style, hope your like it" like what??????

    • @MeepChangeling
      @MeepChangeling 2 дні тому

      There are some people who would like it. Most of them would see it as a good joke and laugh. SOme would need to go fap.

  • @CrystalKitty1220
    @CrystalKitty1220 2 місяці тому +1008

    The Miis can absolutely do it. Tomodachi Life.

    • @panpennyortner8423
      @panpennyortner8423 2 місяці тому +54

      And some Miitopia Miis have children

    • @CrystalKitty1220
      @CrystalKitty1220 2 місяці тому +32

      @@panpennyortner8423 Oh right, I forgot Miitopia entirely

    • @belusbrontes
      @belusbrontes 2 місяці тому +3

      Wasn’t it stated that the Mii fighters in Smash and the Miis in other Nintendo games are separate characters entirely? Or am I delusional?

    • @CrystalKitty1220
      @CrystalKitty1220 2 місяці тому +11

      @@belusbrontes Well, I guess? But like, I don't think the Steve in Smash is the same as Steve Minecraft either. I kinda doubt Isabelle Animal Crossing has time to show up to these battles with her work schedule and all that. And I don't remember Smash tournaments being mentioned in the Pokemon lore at all, or Pokemon existing in the Mario franchise...

    • @rosalinamacarita01
      @rosalinamacarita01 2 місяці тому +2

      @@belusbrontesIt’s really confusing. Smash doesn’t have a “defined” lore and were primarily based on toys that were brought to “life”, so for all we know, the 3 Miis are toys, that Steve isn’t our Steve and only characters like Sora are perhaps beyond this smash toy factor

  • @gabrieldinix
    @gabrieldinix 2 місяці тому +1948

    I took Peach's reaction to BJ's claim as either her just being surprised by the outlandish claim, or her being completely unaware of how reproduction works

    • @RelativelyBest
      @RelativelyBest 2 місяці тому +314

      Yeah, giving birth isn't something women tend to just forget about, so her acting mildly surprised at the suggestion that she's a mother is kinda telling. She either has no idea how babies are made or is trying to be delicate with Koopa Jr while wondering how on Earth he came to that conclusion.

    • @rizikos_
      @rizikos_ 2 місяці тому +4

      Same

    • @vantirobin9885
      @vantirobin9885 2 місяці тому +6

      oh so it's not just me

    • @woodsy4458
      @woodsy4458 2 місяці тому

      She prolly knows cuz she has a vibrator In Mario rpg… yes that’s not a joke

    • @KINGZYER
      @KINGZYER 2 місяці тому +7

      So you all can accept that the Mario verse is a magical cartoon setting that has sentient baby stars and fungus people running around, but different species having a family is off the table? Ok, I hate to break it to y'all, but in cartoon land, it's not set in stone that you have to be the same to have a romance (as disturbing as it may sound)

  • @TayoEXE
    @TayoEXE 2 місяці тому +2058

    Sonic is like a reverse-Furry. He's a furry anthropomorphic animal who is only interested in humans.

    • @sonarchy5158
      @sonarchy5158 2 місяці тому +216

      A reverse-furry, or, in other words, a Skinny

    • @PrinceDenkichu
      @PrinceDenkichu 2 місяці тому +275

      So... a Fleshy?

    • @pokechimp1544
      @pokechimp1544 2 місяці тому +123

      @@PrinceDenkichu This will become a permenant addition into my lexicon

    • @TheLovelyAviZone
      @TheLovelyAviZone 2 місяці тому +14

      @@PrinceDenkichuI…Euhhh

    • @elderleon1844
      @elderleon1844 2 місяці тому +2

      literally, all womans he has shown atraction are humans! lol!

  • @diitrii
    @diitrii Місяць тому +89

    I’m glad Xenoblade lore cleared this up really easily in the past few years, you do not wanna go down that rabbit hole

  • @birdloaf2117
    @birdloaf2117 2 місяці тому +2125

    Fun fact about Ryu: He was used to advertise Street Fighter branded viagra, and the box art had a picture of him and Chun-Li kanoodling.

    • @balls_gaming
      @balls_gaming 2 місяці тому +11

      Source?
      for a friend of course

    • @masedaace5473
      @masedaace5473 2 місяці тому +256

      That's kinda funny. I'm not sure on how canon that is, though.

    • @dashfire3185
      @dashfire3185 2 місяці тому +117

      ​@masedaace5473 it's Canon now

    • @masedaace5473
      @masedaace5473 2 місяці тому +14

      @@dashfire3185 how do you know? I'm not doubting you, but I'd like to know.

    • @dashfire3185
      @dashfire3185 2 місяці тому +66

      @masedaace5473 I don't know that, it's a joke.

  • @milesfernando
    @milesfernando 2 місяці тому +2132

    Snake can do it. He's just infertile so it would never result in a baby.
    There's no way Snake and Meryl didn't do it after MGS1 lmao
    There's also an optional scene in FFVII that implies it between Cloud and Tifa, she says "words arent the only way to show how you feel", and then it fades to black until morning.

    • @helix2331
      @helix2331 2 місяці тому +177

      not to mention the whole "partner" thing in MGS2 >_>

    • @Jotari
      @Jotari 2 місяці тому +96

      It's also possible that the reason Snake and Meryl broke up so quickly is because he can't do it.

    • @deathtaco4095
      @deathtaco4095 2 місяці тому

      not to mention hes a clone of big boss and we see him fuck... a lot

    • @TheRabbitPoet
      @TheRabbitPoet 2 місяці тому +147

      There's no way Snake and Otacon didn't do it either lol

    • @mrfrog0913
      @mrfrog0913 2 місяці тому +20

      No, they cut of snake's snake

  • @blue_boo3171
    @blue_boo3171 2 місяці тому +2646

    15:08 "There are no known parents anywhere in Splatoon."
    Cap'n Cuttlefish (Callie and Marie's grandfather): "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @ASwitchDog
      @ASwitchDog 2 місяці тому

      illegitimate children

    • @hisen3.146
      @hisen3.146 2 місяці тому +112

      You know it's gotten serious when blue boo can't even make a pun.

    • @ikercervera6071
      @ikercervera6071 2 місяці тому +49

      I kianda forgit abut that, being my self a splatoon fan, maybe that way he didnt know

    • @humbloom
      @humbloom 2 місяці тому +79

      Ok, I know this technically isn't the Inklings but Sheldon has a grandfather that has a portrait in his shop and has an entire arc revolving around getting his grandpa's treasure back in the official Splatoon manga, where he makes an appearance, soooo...

    • @nado1908
      @nado1908 2 місяці тому +58

      It's also worth noting that Agent 3, the protagonist of the first game, is at minimum 21 years old in Splatoon 3 and looks nearly identical to how they did in the first game. Take this however you want.

  • @Choppydplug
    @Choppydplug Місяць тому +71

    “They’ve all smash,there in the game and ‘wrestling each other” I had a friend who said this he was banned from uno

  • @Miju001
    @Miju001 2 місяці тому +529

    I keep forgetting the Erectyle Dysfunction is a tier and it makes me chuckle whenever it comes up again

  • @user-Tod-The-Toadster
    @user-Tod-The-Toadster 2 місяці тому +2462

    6:22 OBJECTION! In one of the boss fights with K.Rool, he explicitly says that his wife is gonna kill him for destroying her pans. My man got some Badoink.

    • @lorelaimorace-kk1xz
      @lorelaimorace-kk1xz 2 місяці тому +170

      Well in the "which ssbu characters have been kissed" they said that it was just a funny line and k rool don't have no wife

    • @user-Tod-The-Toadster
      @user-Tod-The-Toadster 2 місяці тому +112

      @@lorelaimorace-kk1xz man, what do the creators know? Us fans OBVIOUSLY are always right.🤡
      Edit: didn't realize people don't know what sarcasm is.

    • @lorelaimorace-kk1xz
      @lorelaimorace-kk1xz 2 місяці тому +3

      @@user-Tod-The-Toadster cus they created it
      I won't bother

    • @MatheoZ14
      @MatheoZ14 2 місяці тому +18

      @@user-Tod-The-Toadster as a dk country fan, that was literally a one-off joke. chill dude

    • @extremmefan7305
      @extremmefan7305 2 місяці тому +41

      @@user-Tod-The-Toadster Her source is that in an interview, a Rare developper specifically said the line about K Rool's wife was a throwaway reference, making it likely just a gag for comic relief.

  • @xandoofi9393
    @xandoofi9393 2 місяці тому +1429

    Fun fact about endermen- it’s probably not canon, but in one of the novels (the end, specifically) endermen reproduce asexually. The purple particles around them are actually their babies, at least in that canon, so uh. That’s cool I guess.

    • @classiccat7783
      @classiccat7783 2 місяці тому +161

      Don't those particals also appear when you use an ender pearl? This implies something idk what but something.

    • @Butterman69
      @Butterman69 2 місяці тому +189

      ​@@classiccat7783
      Enderpearl is the enderman's egg

    • @mjdxp5688
      @mjdxp5688 2 місяці тому +115

      There are official Minecraft novels? Are you perhaps talking about the Mobestiary?
      Since ender pearls have a chance of spawning endermites when thrown, I suppose you could see that as some sort of asexual reproduction, but it seems much more likely that endermites are some sort of parasite considering endermen are aggressive towards endermites.
      wait, could this mean the minecraft enderman could have an STI- oh god, we need a new tier

    • @xandoofi9393
      @xandoofi9393 2 місяці тому +66

      @@mjdxp5688 i don’t mean the mobestiary, there actually are official novels- 21 of them at the time of writing, written by a bunch of different authors. The 4th one is literally called “Minecraft: The End”, which is the one I’m talking about. Bonus fact, the audiobook for the first novel, The Island, is read by Jack Black.

    • @TheStickCollector
      @TheStickCollector 2 місяці тому +35

      @@xandoofi9393 No wonder why he got picked for the minecraft movie.

  • @PilaCiu
    @PilaCiu Місяць тому +15

    24:55 Sonic actually doesn't have an official age anymore, he's just referred to as a teenager.

  • @drewlmao
    @drewlmao 2 місяці тому +1361

    Young Link canonically had a partner later in life, most likely Malon. Twilight Princess Link is his descendant

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 2 місяці тому +32

      I'm glad someone else thinks that.

    • @redspiderlilys6
      @redspiderlilys6 2 місяці тому +52

      @@KairuHakubi knows*

    • @zachtwilightwindwaker596
      @zachtwilightwindwaker596 2 місяці тому +63

      @@KairuHakubi That is confirmed. Not the wife being Malon but everything else.

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 2 місяці тому +4

      @@zachtwilightwindwaker596 that's the part i was glad someone else thinks. that'st he most important part!
      I do think the phrasing is slightly ambiguous about whether the Links are blood, but they probably are.

    • @sebastiannoriega9466
      @sebastiannoriega9466 2 місяці тому +2

      Someone else *knows*​@@KairuHakubi

  • @SaintLemonZest
    @SaintLemonZest 2 місяці тому +652

    Erm, actually, Solid Snake was genetically modified to not HAVE CHILDREN, which means that he could still have his snake get solid.

    • @kninzotagoni3635
      @kninzotagoni3635 Місяць тому +39

      He apparently had that relation many times thought the games.

    • @kninzotagoni3635
      @kninzotagoni3635 Місяць тому +23

      Naked snake that is.

    • @hailtotheking7229
      @hailtotheking7229 Місяць тому +83

      Well he had a relationship with Meryl in MGS1 and Snake is quite the flirty guy so yeah,I think he definetly gets his metal gear solid

    • @thekiss2083
      @thekiss2083 Місяць тому +2

      Yeah there's no way he and Meryl didn't bang immediately after MGS1

    • @MF_Duckloser
      @MF_Duckloser Місяць тому +12

      having his snake solid is wild

  • @Cindie4321
    @Cindie4321 2 місяці тому +582

    the sheer amount of creative euphemisms in this video ALONE made it worth watching

    • @cycy4398
      @cycy4398 Місяць тому +1

      All the Zelda's Gerudo Valleys have been filled

  • @leia_gabes
    @leia_gabes Місяць тому +38

    7:57 WOAH WOAH WOAH waitttt a minute. We know that the Hero of Time (aka young link) shows up in Twilight Princess and calls the Hero of Twilight “my descendant.” so he needs his own category of: will do the deed

    • @estiiim
      @estiiim Місяць тому +2

      Bro wasn't nerdy enough like us to know this

  • @sentinelstorm487
    @sentinelstorm487 2 місяці тому +608

    This video is S tier production. The cutaways, script craft, and escalation of clearing every shelf in your shower are comedy GOLD. That’s an instant sub from me!

    • @lorettabes4553
      @lorettabes4553 2 місяці тому +2

      Yes

    • @amazinggrapes3045
      @amazinggrapes3045 Місяць тому +5

      I'm less than 2 minutes in and he's already made an embarrassing failure on research :(

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 Місяць тому +1

      His script is comedy gold, but his research does not.

  • @scottfremin7850
    @scottfremin7850 2 місяці тому +366

    I can’t believe I remember this, but K Rool is married offscreen. At the end of DKC3 he mentions his wife will be mad that he used all her good pots and pans

  • @Palindome
    @Palindome 2 місяці тому +309

    I love the "they probably tried". Great comedic timing

  • @rareghazt-fy6rp
    @rareghazt-fy6rp Місяць тому +12

    27:29 in one of the Christmas movies, Mickey Mouse is seen with 3 kids

  • @pestosaladpasta
    @pestosaladpasta 2 місяці тому +612

    according to the first splatoon art book, inklings wear fishing lures to attract mates, and it says that they are an item "almost everyone has in this world". interpret that how you will

    • @jamestown8398
      @jamestown8398 2 місяці тому +88

      It’s possible that Inklings, or one of their evolutionary ancestors, evolved to not die right after reproduction.

    • @frankgenovese472
      @frankgenovese472 2 місяці тому +30

      @@jamestown8398Isn’t Cuttlefish Callie and Marie’s grandpa?

    • @wadespencer3623
      @wadespencer3623 2 місяці тому

      @@jamestown8398 It would explain how they've taken over the world. With longer lifespans and parental care, they have transcended the main things holding cephalopods back in the intelligence department.

    • @meatballmustard7658
      @meatballmustard7658 2 місяці тому +2

      @@frankgenovese472 I thought he was their adoptive grandpa?

    • @sylodui
      @sylodui 2 місяці тому +9

      ​@@meatballmustard7658 it never says they are adopted

  • @brooklyntufts-simon6960
    @brooklyntufts-simon6960 2 місяці тому +1355

    "Ask Matpat" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 bros been retired for a while 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @thatoneguy5347
      @thatoneguy5347 Місяць тому +38

      But he’d know

    • @bryanpratamaguo1424
      @bryanpratamaguo1424 Місяць тому +10

      Yeah it would be “Ask Tom” now

    • @ChristyLiu-y6v
      @ChristyLiu-y6v Місяць тому +5

      @@thatoneguy5347he probably wouldn’t tell

    • @onia-e3i
      @onia-e3i Місяць тому +2

      but he isnt.
      matpat didnt fully retire he actually stil works on some of the theory videos he just stopped being the guy who narrates and hosts everything so he could focus on other things and have more free time

  • @kleo6868
    @kleo6868 Місяць тому +418

    I genuinly was expecting this entire video to be “yeah this guy is a virgin because his vibes are off”

    • @M0ssyStars91
      @M0ssyStars91 Місяць тому

      FR AND THEN HE GOT SO TECHNICAL IN THE VIDEO 😭😭

  • @dtmserious864
    @dtmserious864 5 днів тому +1

    Finally a news source we can trust

  • @adamusprime403
    @adamusprime403 2 місяці тому +773

    12:18 my theory is that Akechi is an unwed child, and took his mother's surname, and never got to know his biological father.

    • @christiannorton9400
      @christiannorton9400 2 місяці тому +29

      That was my thinking too

    • @Katbot1127
      @Katbot1127 2 місяці тому +8

      Maybe he wasn't wanted

    • @SeventyTinyWyverns
      @SeventyTinyWyverns 2 місяці тому

      Same.

    • @ChatookaMusic
      @ChatookaMusic 2 місяці тому +16

      Yes thank you it's a classic tale, an illegitimate child from a one-night stand or a short-term fling seeking his true father and happening to follow in his footsteps because that's just how powerful the blood of a man like Captain Falcon is? It just makes so much sense

    • @VioletKatana64
      @VioletKatana64 2 місяці тому +34

      Funnily enough not the first Akechi to be like that

  • @calemr
    @calemr 2 місяці тому +324

    Isabell and Doomslayer being married means she's probably a virgin.
    Layin' ain't Slayin', so the Doomslayer ain't got time for that.

    • @marpj6138
      @marpj6138 2 місяці тому +73

      Doomguy had a son that died in the demonic invasion so he can see his new marriage as a second chance for family and actually smash. Plus the idea is that they slay together and relax together

    • @hourlord
      @hourlord 2 місяці тому

      @@marpj6138 Incorrect. he had a _pet rabbit_ that died in the demonic Invasion. Direct word from the devs is that Not only has he never had sex, he does not, in fact, know what sex is and, if he found out, would have no interest in pursuing it

    • @shinystarmiestudios4179
      @shinystarmiestudios4179 2 місяці тому +35

      Also, I think Isabelle is canonically too small to be able to take Doomslayer.

    • @thevisionary7596
      @thevisionary7596 2 місяці тому

      Something about Isabelle just gives me slutty vibes. I’m pretty sure she would convince doom slayer to do it with her no matter what it took.

    • @YouFoundTheOcarina
      @YouFoundTheOcarina 2 місяці тому +31

      Doomguy is also canonicaly asexual so yeah

  • @MessieJessie10v3
    @MessieJessie10v3 2 місяці тому +455

    OBJECTION! 13:15
    In Bayonetta 3 it is confirmed that she had a child with Luka names Viola. You could make the argument that the Bayonetta we play as isnt the same one that has the kid since that whole game is about alternate universes, but my point still stands.

    • @lixn.headless
      @lixn.headless 2 місяці тому +75

      also, why we're questioning that BAYONETTA, the sexiest woman in Nintendo, had sex?

    • @Apanovi
      @Apanovi 2 місяці тому

      Not only that but the "now making them [babies]" line absolutely confirms that shes had sex and considers herself quite good at it

    • @NuggetsAdventures524
      @NuggetsAdventures524 2 місяці тому +6

      I was waiting for it, thank you for your service, the umbra never fail

    • @creize7166
      @creize7166 2 місяці тому +10

      ​@@lixn.headless THATS WHAT I KEPT REPEATING MYSELF WHEN I SAW HER THERE 😫

    • @Michaeljefferson9000
      @Michaeljefferson9000 Місяць тому +24

      ​@@lixn.headlessBecause being sexy and having sex are two different things?

  • @katbird2699
    @katbird2699 Місяць тому +4

    "In the Archie comics there is a story about an alternate future where Sonic has kids"
    I'm sorry, in the *_W H A T_*

  • @niyas.wor1d858
    @niyas.wor1d858 2 місяці тому +374

    Plants have “female” and “male” versions and can be used to make more plant “babies” in very over simplified terms

    • @goldenpig6453
      @goldenpig6453 2 місяці тому +6

      im pretty sure he knows how pollination works

    • @Bonkpunktexe
      @Bonkpunktexe Місяць тому

      pollen allergies are literally just allergies to plant sperm

    • @sonoftheway3528
      @sonoftheway3528 Місяць тому +24

      Most plants are hermaphrodites. Some have separate male and female individuals (like the gingko tree).
      But yes, most plants sexually reproduce. They do it without touching each other though.

    • @Ly_Raidt
      @Ly_Raidt Місяць тому

      They dont exactly but they can have babies if you interviene cutting a plant things i dont know but i know It exist and It can combine flowers but as seen the piraña plant cant have a baby plant as they would die cause the plant things is in the Stem

    • @MeepChangeling
      @MeepChangeling 2 дні тому

      Plant reproduction is classified as a form of sexual reproduction, so it counts.

  • @layelaye
    @layelaye 2 місяці тому +177

    I'm 9 minutes in and I'm already in awe of the constant synonyms for sex

  • @OrangeToadGamer
    @OrangeToadGamer 2 місяці тому +396

    I'm glad we now know how sexually active the cast of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch family of systems are

    • @KrimsonKattYT
      @KrimsonKattYT 2 місяці тому +20

      ​@@SpysSapperNintendo has never published a corn game or any game with sex scenes. The only game I could think of that could apply is the switch version of The Witcher 3, which they DID NOT publish. The "Nintendo characters who have banged" is only there because those characters canonically have children like the Belmonts, Shulk, Pyra/Mythra, pretty much all the fire emblem characters, Ken, Kazuma, Zelda, Olimar, Bowser, and Zelda. Heck, the only characters in smash with even a fade to black are Cloud, Joker, Bayo, and Snake.

    • @aydengarcia9073
      @aydengarcia9073 2 місяці тому +4

      @@SpysSapper Thay aimed for everyone not just kids.

    • @goofusmaximus1482
      @goofusmaximus1482 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@KrimsonKattYT games that had such content to a graphic enough degree would get the Kryptonite like AO rating. Nintendo (Sony and Microsoft too) WILL NOT allow an AO rated game on their platform! Nor do stores stock such games physically. In fact, only 26 games in ESRB's now 30+ year history have formally been issued that rating. With the most recent instance in 2018. (Agony)

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@KrimsonKattYTthey did buy the rights to a Mario corn parody

    • @davidspraguedragonman6479
      @davidspraguedragonman6479 Місяць тому +1

      @@ImmaLittlePipNot just one, but TWO!

  • @Vick_TL
    @Vick_TL 5 днів тому +1

    Despite the jokes, the analysis and takes were surprisingly not incel at all 😂 great video

  • @ManySkies
    @ManySkies 2 місяці тому +337

    "Most dog owners don't like it when their dogs attempt to do some tunnel-patrol." That only applies to city dogs. Country pet-dog owners often don't care, and we're not talking about them here either; we're talking about a _hunting_ dog. Hunting (and herding, as seen in _Babe_ ) dogs are often _actively bred_ , especially if they're good at what they do, if nothing-else so that the hunter won't need to worry about where their next hunting partner will come from.
    That said, there's still no _evidence_ , so the Duck Hunt dog shouldn't go any higher than "probably".

    • @robertperry934
      @robertperry934 2 місяці тому +9

      Thank you! I thought I was the only one who realized hunting dogs didn’t have that same problem with getting their balls chopped off!

    • @librarychump
      @librarychump 2 місяці тому +8

      This is actually true. The country dogs usually are bred for the next generation of a valuable hunting dog. Even better trained by the father hunting dog.

    • @iluvchess14736
      @iluvchess14736 Місяць тому +1

      yeah i was like "dont they breed dogs to point better?"

    • @librarychump
      @librarychump Місяць тому +1

      @@iluvchess14736 THEYRE EATING THE DOGS

    • @ManySkies
      @ManySkies Місяць тому

      @@robertperry934 We spent a long time living across the street from an alfalfa field. XD

  • @IamSpedEd
    @IamSpedEd 2 місяці тому +379

    At the end of Mario Land, Mario gets in a plane with Daisy, and suspicious hearts come from the plane as they fly off

    • @mjcox242
      @mjcox242 2 місяці тому +62

      Plus, at the end of mario64, it is possible that after the fade to black and cake that peach baked (one that looks like a wedding cake 🎂), mario could have gotten another "cake" to eat

    • @hokton8555
      @hokton8555 Місяць тому +55

      @@mjcox242 In Punsh Out there is a newspaper which reads: "Daddy come back home!" with MARIOS FACE. Meaning that he did not only woohoo but also went buying cigarettes

    • @Voids_Enigma
      @Voids_Enigma Місяць тому +17

      And according to Matpat rosalina could be either the daughter of peach and Mario or peach and Luigi

    • @rickydoesstuff
      @rickydoesstuff Місяць тому +16

      @@hokton8555in the movie (newer one) peach gets a fire flower then the next day she no longer has the power up. You can only lose power ups by getting damaged so maybe mario “damaged” her that night

    • @GrassiestGrassy
      @GrassiestGrassy Місяць тому +14

      I doubt it would imply that. If Mario was exploring Daisy’s caverns while flying a plane, we would get 9/11 over a decade sooner.

  • @cravonomire9971
    @cravonomire9971 2 місяці тому +757

    A note on Link: there is a speedrun catagory callled "get laid%" where you spend the night with Paya because she's scared of the Yiga that had infultrated the village that day. This wouldn't change the placement because it is also a fade to black, I just thought I'd point it out

    • @captainmario_
      @captainmario_ 2 місяці тому +70

      Yeah the logic wasn’t consistent with the “fade to black”. Mario has more scenes that fade out than anyone, especially with Peach

    • @user-xz1wy4to4o
      @user-xz1wy4to4o 2 місяці тому +38

      @@captainmario_ Mario’s fade to black scenes with Peach only involve her giving him a peck on the cheek.

    • @captainmario_
      @captainmario_ 2 місяці тому +6

      @@user-xz1wy4to4o same could be said about all of them 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @danielslack9114
      @danielslack9114 2 місяці тому +16

      And in Tears of the Kingdom, him and Zelda live together in the same house with only one bed.

    • @nyshyn307
      @nyshyn307 Місяць тому +12

      Like the commenter before me said, he and Zelda are a canon couple in BotW/TotK, but it's also implied that one of the Gerudo masseuses gives Link a little more than a happy ending. I don't wanna get into the Great Fairies...

  • @AdamB738
    @AdamB738 Місяць тому +24

    2:15 “that’s the best part” wtf joker💀

  • @MaxEverywhereSystem
    @MaxEverywhereSystem 2 місяці тому +339

    re; inklings: captain cuttlefish is callie and marie’s grandad which means at some point he had to have parented one of their parents, so i feel that that would disprove inkling instantly tipping over and dying upon laying the eggs

    • @NXTangl
      @NXTangl 2 місяці тому +55

      Parented *two* of their (presumably four) parents. The Squid Sisters are actually cousins.

    • @jamespilgrim3774
      @jamespilgrim3774 2 місяці тому +13

      Maybe they just call him grandad because great uncle is too confusing. That way, he could avoid dying from repeoduction

    • @bluephox2963
      @bluephox2963 2 місяці тому +37

      Pearl also mentions her dad a couple times in ways that implies he's still alive, and Marie also visits her parents in the web serial Squid Sisters Stories

    • @jamespilgrim3774
      @jamespilgrim3774 2 місяці тому +3

      @@bluephox2963 pearl is probably a special case, since her parents are probably rich enough to bypass the typical mating rituals, and preserve their company. And those side stories are non canon lol

    • @Thunderthecatboy
      @Thunderthecatboy 2 місяці тому

      @@jamespilgrim3774 inkling reproduce like human and breastfeed so the mom need to survive giving birth
      in the manga the mc mention his grandmother a few time and implied that she cook him food on regular basis
      and the manga is canon

  • @Oldschoolgamer13
    @Oldschoolgamer13 2 місяці тому +595

    Bayonetta did. In Bayonetta 3, Viola is Bayo's kid from a different timeline.

    • @Alpha-zb8sp
      @Alpha-zb8sp 2 місяці тому +49

      Different timeline mean that it didn’t happen to our one.

    • @titansans2956
      @titansans2956 2 місяці тому +76

      ​@@Alpha-zb8spBayonetta 3 is really confusing. We may or may not play as the same Bayonetta from the first two games. Viola is also the daughter of a Bayonetta with the Bayonetta 1 appearance. So maybe that Bayonetta is the one in Smash?

    • @drbiohazmat
      @drbiohazmat 2 місяці тому +40

      ​@@titansans2956funny thing is, it's confirmed that OUR Bayonetta 1 in the series is NOT the one that was the mother of Viola. You can tell by the ribbons in her hair. B1 Bayo ends with only one ribbon, just like the one we see still alive in B3. We actually have pretty good evidence that both in smash are from 1 and 2 prior to their stories starting, or at least before concluding.

    • @titansans2956
      @titansans2956 2 місяці тому

      @@drbiohazmat neat

    • @devilishjester7718
      @devilishjester7718 2 місяці тому +12

      There's also some promotional art that came out later featuring her with a husband and child

  • @danielpatterson1576
    @danielpatterson1576 2 місяці тому +319

    This is unbelievably unhinged. I’m here for it

  • @Kayamo105
    @Kayamo105 Місяць тому +4

    Thank you yt algorithm for this, I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Peak content

  • @MaxWelton
    @MaxWelton 2 місяці тому +400

    16:23 there are 3 goddesses over whom Aphrodite holds no power, including the asexual Athena, the inspiration for Palutena.

    • @padriazozzriaorizifian8672
      @padriazozzriaorizifian8672 2 місяці тому +104

      Additional point: Palutena is likely a corruption of "Pallas Athena" which is a title for Athena

    • @andresponte2009
      @andresponte2009 2 місяці тому +41

      Hestia (godess of virginity in greek mythology):

    • @padriazozzriaorizifian8672
      @padriazozzriaorizifian8672 2 місяці тому +61

      @@andresponte2009 yeah the 3 in question are Athena Hestia and Artemis

    • @ThisExists-nr3xz
      @ThisExists-nr3xz 2 місяці тому +23

      @@padriazozzriaorizifian8672 The confirmed virgins of the Greek Pantheon.

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes 2 місяці тому +2

      @@ThisExists-nr3xzallegedly

  • @MagicCardboardBox
    @MagicCardboardBox Місяць тому +227

    28:00 oh, you have no idea, the official disney porn vault is full to the brim. The artists working ghere have all their creations legally owned by disney, so when they both, for fun, or for spite, create porn of those characters, it's official artwork.

    • @AbsolXGuardian
      @AbsolXGuardian Місяць тому +18

      And when you run a new show (and probably movie), they bring some out to show you to get you mentally prepared for rule 34.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Місяць тому +22

      And remember that there is not one, but two lewd Mario films that are owned by Nintendo.
      (they bought the rights with the intention to never release them, but that still means they are officially owned by Nintendo)

    • @kildaver
      @kildaver 22 дні тому

      ​@@HappyBeezerStudios...wait, two? I know about the Super Mario one, but what's the other? Also, Nintendo, make the Hornioverse, damn you!

  • @RemGremlin
    @RemGremlin 2 місяці тому +316

    "Every version of zelda's gerudo valley has been filled" made me audibly gag 😭

  • @CHERRYBOMB_XD
    @CHERRYBOMB_XD Місяць тому +14

    15:08 ACTUALLY🤓☝️ capn cuttlefish is known as Callie and Marie’s grandfather, showing that they have parents. or capn cuttlefish is just some old hobo that told two girls they were related

    • @LuckyGakunzi
      @LuckyGakunzi Місяць тому

      He made a video just for you idiot

    • @LuckyGakunzi
      @LuckyGakunzi Місяць тому

      He made a video just for you idiot

    • @Lilbuddy_splatoon3
      @Lilbuddy_splatoon3 Місяць тому

      hmm but they are cousins not sisters

    • @illdie314
      @illdie314 7 днів тому

      ​​@@Lilbuddy_splatoon3cousins share a set of grandparents lol

  • @StroeyBro
    @StroeyBro 2 місяці тому +223

    The name “Captain Falcon” isn’t a lineage, but an inherited title. Akechi likely says that he has Falcon’s blood as an expression, as he was chosen by Douglas to be the next Captain Falcon for some reason or other. This means that Akechi is likely not Doug’s son at all.

    • @Eyevou
      @Eyevou 2 місяці тому +32

      Without the actual Japanese text in front of my I would assume their use of "carrying the blood of" would be more accurately translated as "carrying on the spirit of", but I'd need to look up the actual manual to be sure and I'm too lazy for that. lol

  • @extremmefan7305
    @extremmefan7305 2 місяці тому +169

    That Mario skit with Rosalina brought me to tears. XD
    (Also you could've put Falcon in "probably" but the fact you went the extra mile and ended up with a whole other tier is also hilarious. And that summary of Greek mythology is absolutely perfect~)

    • @danielslack9114
      @danielslack9114 2 місяці тому +6

      The only problem with that summary of Greek mythology is that Palutena is based on the VIRGIN goddess Athena, who, as the title implies, has not had sex.

  • @A_Goose_YT
    @A_Goose_YT Місяць тому +90

    fun fact: Popeyes entire cartoon is about him saving his lady from weird people. its about him and his wife. you coulda just instantly looked at ONE episode and just say "yup"

  • @trashman7139
    @trashman7139 22 дні тому +3

    "Officer, are you a kadonker? Cuz I ain't. And I'm ready to change that fact."
    He immediately got a life sentencing.

  • @regionfuego6
    @regionfuego6 2 місяці тому +195

    I gotta chime in with pokemon lore! Some Legendaries CAN reproduce, is just that most of them don't do it or simply you can't do it through normal means. An example of this happens in GEN 7 where Solgaleo and Lunala get freaky in front of the player and create a new cosmog.

    • @angelsartandgaming
      @angelsartandgaming 2 місяці тому +42

      Not to mention Manaphy. It can breed with ditto to make Phione, but Phione cannot evolve or grow up into Manaphy

    • @lilFluffy_Rexiane
      @lilFluffy_Rexiane 2 місяці тому +32

      So you're saying there's a pokemon game where the player just watches pokemon do it? Interesting...

    • @coolrod15thecoolest24
      @coolrod15thecoolest24 2 місяці тому +15

      There is Lugia with a baby Lugia in the Pokémon anime so maybe

    • @sebastianbronowicki7073
      @sebastianbronowicki7073 2 місяці тому +11

      ​​@@coolrod15thecoolest24 There's also mew, which is stated to be the pokemon all other ones are descended from.

    • @Ariento
      @Ariento 2 місяці тому +7

      With many legendaries it's most likely that they don't reproduce in captivity but do in the wild

  • @lhumanoideerrantdesinterne8598
    @lhumanoideerrantdesinterne8598 2 місяці тому +688

    Regarding Peach's "I'm... your mama?" comment, I would put it as a proof that she goes into the "Doesn't know about yahoodbling" tier instead.

    • @blademasterzero
      @blademasterzero 2 місяці тому +57

      Some people theorize that Rosalina is a descendant of peach though(and by some people I just mean matpat)

    • @Goldenroses930
      @Goldenroses930 2 місяці тому +33

      I mean that or she had so many of bowsers children she just can’t tell anymore

    • @mjdxp5688
      @mjdxp5688 2 місяці тому +102

      ​@@Goldenroses930I believe Miyamoto is canonically the mother of Bowser's children. Yes, this does mean Miyamoto goes in the "definitely smashed" tier.

    • @Goldenroses930
      @Goldenroses930 2 місяці тому +5

      @@mjdxp5688 that was a joke in an interview it’s not canon developers just say stuff

    • @0ceanking
      @0ceanking 2 місяці тому +72

      I bet you're right. She was probably thinking "Did I miss the stork? Deliveries do get lost from time to time at the castle. I don't recall asking for a child, though...I guess becoming a mom is something that just happens without notice?"
      I mean she was raised by toads so I doubt they knew anything about human reproduction to teach her. As far as she knows babies just fall from the sky and become your responsibility, just like she did.

  • @classiccat7783
    @classiccat7783 2 місяці тому +109

    The amount of ways you can spin adult fun times is entertaining

  • @Lombax2
    @Lombax2 Місяць тому +3

    This was brilliant, great stuff! A true pleasant surprise!

  • @TurkeySandwich69420
    @TurkeySandwich69420 2 місяці тому +360

    The physical shower tier list, the synonyms for sexual terms, the comedic timing, getting progressively sweatier…
    This is amazing content. You’ve earned a subscriber.

    • @driver123
      @driver123 Місяць тому

      ​@@DeterminismisFreedomwhat?

    • @driver123
      @driver123 Місяць тому

      @@DeterminismisFreedom I do, but why are you spamming in the replies 🤙🤙🤙 Determinism is freedom 🤙?

  • @calmcraft5852
    @calmcraft5852 2 місяці тому +103

    Bayonetta's beauty mark is a reference to the superstition that the beauty mark was a sign that a witch has slept with a demon for power.

    • @zacharyzwickl5860
      @zacharyzwickl5860 Місяць тому +11

      Also, not that long ago the devs of Bayonetta posted a in cannon art that's a picture of Bayonetta with guy she married and their daughter.

  • @Eevee860
    @Eevee860 2 місяці тому +438

    The ice climbers are stated to be "extremely close friends with a bond stronger than blood", they 100% smash

    • @personrhs
      @personrhs 2 місяці тому +31

      😟

    • @GreatDuckKing
      @GreatDuckKing 2 місяці тому +22

      Aren't they kids or something?

    • @Katzelle3
      @Katzelle3 2 місяці тому +85

      @@GreatDuckKing Kids who collect eggplants on the arctic? Dunno about that

    • @justanotherguywithamoustac8893
      @justanotherguywithamoustac8893 2 місяці тому +43

      Ah, friends with benefits who are too shy to confess that they love eachother

    • @badideagenerator2315
      @badideagenerator2315 2 місяці тому +11

      Just like sappho and her friend

  • @MrGurpro
    @MrGurpro Місяць тому +1

    Bro, I absolutely love your humor. I don’t know why you don’t have more subscribers.

  • @CommanderWiggins
    @CommanderWiggins 2 місяці тому +77

    I cannot begin to explain how unhinged this video is. Even for the subject matter. The editing, the script, the gags, everything is so wonderfully unhinged.

  • @JKTuber10
    @JKTuber10 2 місяці тому +173

    I don’t know what I’m more concerned by:
    The corrupted search history this man now has
    OR
    How many different ways he was able to say a male character’s pole or love making without using the actual word.

  • @Daragonal
    @Daragonal Місяць тому +7

    The Ice Climbers are confirmed to be best friends, they are neither siblings nor dating
    Dr. Mario confirmed to be Mario, he’s not even a doctor, he’s not licensed, he doesn’t have a PhD or anything. He is just a fraud, and that’s really funny. But he is just outright Mario.

  • @logangagnepain7154
    @logangagnepain7154 2 місяці тому +218

    Biologist here, there is actually a bizarre phenomena that occurs when you date someone when you two begin to look more alike.
    This is mostly a mental thing as when you hang out with someone enough, and as you adopt similar mannerisms and as you influence each other, you two can become more alike which can include how you dress, how you take care of yourself, etc. Also, as you get older with a person, your body can also change in ways that make it seem you two become more alike (like wrinkles from getting similar amounts of sun exposure, which is likely if you two spend a LOT of time together).
    So yeah, its a behavioral thing, not exactly genetic. There is ALSO a freudian thing about it involving "liking what you have been influenced by". So if you grow up with a family full of... say... loud relatives, you might be attracted to someone with a loud voice. This can also include looks, obviously.
    But yeah, great video. ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED and a bit... weird, at moments, but I thought it was pretty damn funny through and through.

    • @Herorajna
      @Herorajna 2 місяці тому +2

      Dayoom didn't know that!

    • @shadowlord0162
      @shadowlord0162 2 місяці тому +2

      Thats really interesting. Thx for sharing

    • @melgibsonero
      @melgibsonero 2 місяці тому +1

      Most people like their mirror image and thus like people who look like them

    • @derpycats8072
      @derpycats8072 20 днів тому +1

      So why am I attracted to men

    • @logangagnepain7154
      @logangagnepain7154 20 днів тому

      @@derpycats8072 I dont know. Maybe its because you like their swollen muscles, big bellies, or hairy beards?

  • @mjdxp5688
    @mjdxp5688 2 місяці тому +76

    Since baby zombies are a thing in Minecraft, it is plausible that zombies could maybe reproduce, however it's also just as likely that these are just children who were turned into zombies? It's sort of implied that zombies are the zombified versions of Steve's species, while zombie villagers are zombified versions of villagers. We never see a regular zombie be converted, but we do see villagers turn into zombies. They can also be cured, which turns them back into regular zombies. Villagers can canonically "flick their levers" and have babies, and if a baby villager is converted it turns into a baby zombie villager, so I think it's unlikely that the zombies are actually boinking each other. However, assuming that Steve's species can reproduce, it's possible that in the lore, a zombie could have been a person at one point who could have "filled the End portal" with another person, then been turned into a zombie, assuming zombie conversion rules apply.

  • @masterspoiler2367
    @masterspoiler2367 2 місяці тому +39

    If it's any solace: when it comes to Mickey Mouse, Walt Disney himself said that Mickey and Minnie were canonically married offscreen, and they just continued to portray a young unmarried couple onscreen for the sake of their media image. So yeah, they've been married since the late 1920s, and if they've managed to maintain a healthy relationship for THAT long, then chances are they've... well, you know. Still not as clear cut as Popeye though lol.

  • @thegumball1809
    @thegumball1809 26 днів тому

    I'm afraid to admit that i thought I was watching a "schaffrillas productions" video. Your humor is top notch, great work!!!

  • @masedaace5473
    @masedaace5473 2 місяці тому +63

    I refuse to believe that a man nicknamed "SOLID SNAKE" never got busy.

    • @yurifairy2969
      @yurifairy2969 Місяць тому +8

      He probably has but he is infertile

  • @doremisomi
    @doremisomi 2 місяці тому +47

    The Meta Knight section had me in tears
    I hope Kirby fandom never changes

  • @Mudkip971
    @Mudkip971 2 місяці тому +59

    1-Young Link is confirmed to be the Hero's Shade in Twilight Princess and is said to be that link's ancestor.
    2-Greninja can turn into Ash-Greninja, and in the game Battle Bond Greninja cannot breed

  • @NoeLPZC
    @NoeLPZC 3 дні тому

    This video was way better than I expected it to be. You've got a talent for writing and delivery. Once the production quality rises to the same standard, you'll be amazing. Keep at it!

  • @MaximeLafreniere433
    @MaximeLafreniere433 2 місяці тому +35

    All the different ways of saying "the deed" and the body parts is absolute gold.
    Makes me think of the Luigi's Warp Pipe length video now that I think about it.

  • @Mr_bukowski4435
    @Mr_bukowski4435 2 місяці тому +65

    OBJECTION! Terry Bogard has been implied to have smashed multiple KOF characters

    • @masedaace5473
      @masedaace5473 2 місяці тому +7

      Multiple? I knew he probably did it with Blue Mary, but that's the only one I'm aware of. Who else was there?

  • @HylianAlph
    @HylianAlph 2 місяці тому +34

    This is the best UA-cam video I’ve seen in a long time, and I am chronically watching this app. Thank you for your time, good sir.

  • @5uperpeotr537
    @5uperpeotr537 Місяць тому +64

    0:21 OH NO. NOT THE VIDEO. AAAAAAAAAAA

  • @AnimeLoveLover123
    @AnimeLoveLover123 2 місяці тому +26

    This was legit my first thought when I saw these "which smash characters have ____" so I am glad someone did it, and by god, you made it funnier than I imagined.

  • @jamieohjamie
    @jamieohjamie 2 місяці тому +49

    I was hoping you'd bring up the Xenoblade characters, mostly because that image of Rex and how he not only boinked, but boinked AN ENTIRE HAREM is wild.

    • @OxygenC2
      @OxygenC2 Місяць тому +3

      Bro is probably someone who doesn't like them like most Smashers 😂

    • @pedrobeckup456
      @pedrobeckup456 Місяць тому

      Rex is a gigashad
      Learn, Shulk

    • @jamieohjamie
      @jamieohjamie Місяць тому

      @@pedrobeckup456 Shulk beat God to save his girl. He's monogamy gigachad.

    • @pedrobeckup456
      @pedrobeckup456 Місяць тому

      @@jamieohjamie she was actually already saved when he did this, he killed him to save every piece of life in his world.
      But still, he smashed only Fiora 😅

    • @jamieohjamie
      @jamieohjamie Місяць тому

      @@pedrobeckup456 Well she was just a head on a robot body. She had to get reverted.

  • @Legoluigi26
    @Legoluigi26 2 місяці тому +21

    As owner of the Kirby Lore subreddit, I'm glad we could be of some help(?)

  • @amesunshine771
    @amesunshine771 Місяць тому +2

    That was an insane video, i laughed a lot, thank you !

  • @Gemini-Lion
    @Gemini-Lion Місяць тому +25

    Luckily for Peach, in the Mario universe, babies are not born! They are instead-canonically- delivered to the parents by stork

  • @pafnutiytheartist
    @pafnutiytheartist 2 місяці тому +48

    The game and watch guy is an EXTREME stretch

    • @Romashka_Sov
      @Romashka_Sov Місяць тому +7

      It was all for that history lesson about Mickey and Disney

  • @lavenderandchrysanthemums9441
    @lavenderandchrysanthemums9441 2 місяці тому +66

    16:17 Okay so that is true, but it's pretty obvious that Palutena is based off of Athena (The name, the shield, the rivalry with Medusa) and she was one of the very few Greek deities that explicitly avoids doing the do. So, I don't Palutena is in the right tier.

    • @somebodyWhoExistsIGuess
      @somebodyWhoExistsIGuess 2 місяці тому +5

      Counterpoint: Palutena is basically the only character sexualized by smash bros itself (I don't mean proportions, I mean framing)

    • @nyshyn307
      @nyshyn307 Місяць тому +3

      There's an ending to Kid Icarus OG where Pit and Palutena can get married, it's essentially the 100% for the game. It isn't canon to the running lore of Kid Icarus given how the next two titles play out, but romance seems to be on the line for her

  • @veggiemel
    @veggiemel 3 дні тому +1

    You have a great style. Your script goes crazy, you just need a wearable mic for the bathroom so I can hear all your funny words

  • @cuxo08
    @cuxo08 Місяць тому +13

    This is one of the main reasons i learned english, not only i can watch and understand videos with this level of information and contribution to global culture, but i can also listen to it loud on my living room next to my mother and not be judged about it, thanks for doing this interesting research.

  • @astercorsiglia9391
    @astercorsiglia9391 2 місяці тому +84

    Ok for that scene in Mother 3 its acrually inplied lucas is being pushed underwater. Nearly drowning from being forcefully submerged is the catalyst for awaking his first PSI/PK ability

    • @mjdxp5688
      @mjdxp5688 2 місяці тому +38

      At least, I really hope this is what happens. Lucas absolutely shouldn't know what sex is.

    • @TheStarsTwilight
      @TheStarsTwilight 2 місяці тому +24

      @@mjdxp5688 I hope that's not what's happening for the sake of "that boy has enough trauma, good gods"

    • @oledakaajel
      @oledakaajel 2 місяці тому +5

      @@mjdxp5688 Lucas is like, 13 right? I feel like that's old enough where you should know about sex.

    • @adriahrin3284
      @adriahrin3284 2 місяці тому +8

      @@oledakaajel his parents are mostly absent and if they used part of his time to spend time with lucas (due to plot reasons they're quite busy), i doubt that the time would've been on a sex talk

    • @schwarz8614
      @schwarz8614 2 місяці тому +8

      @@adriahrin3284 most people did not have "the talk". They learn about it in school or the internet.

  • @simongrant1015
    @simongrant1015 2 дні тому +1

    FLAG ON THE PLAY! you don't need balls to do the deed. That dog has definitely stuffed the duck

  • @SkulkOfRoses
    @SkulkOfRoses 2 місяці тому +142

    Regarding Sonic, even if he and Elise did, the entire game's story gets reset at the end anyway so its messy as to whether that'd count or not

    • @christiannorton9400
      @christiannorton9400 2 місяці тому +13

      Except the 06 setting gets brought back in Generations which is canon because it was referenced in Forces. And before anyone hits me with "oh blah timeline nonsense--" Generations mentions the goddamn Secret Rings game which is a spinoff no one liked, so ain't no way it didnt all happen

    • @SkulkOfRoses
      @SkulkOfRoses 2 місяці тому +25

      @@christiannorton9400 its not really timeline nonsense in that its just pulling from Sonic's memories, it seems he and likely Elise, consciously or subconsciously, remember the events of 06 but the events of it are otherwise reset. Also nah both storybook games had great stories just the gameplay was hindered by being wii exclusives and therefore gotta get those motion controls

    • @masedaace5473
      @masedaace5473 2 місяці тому +11

      Stardust Speedway Bad Future still exists, even though canonically Sonic got the Good Ending of CD, so maybe Crisis City and the rest of 06 function like that.

    • @calicomarker
      @calicomarker 2 місяці тому +4

      Also Frontiers goes out of it’s way to make the comics canon so if 06 isn’t canon but Sonic has kanoodled somewhere in the IDW comics(which I don’t think he has anyway) it would be canon. Alternative timeline where he has kids with Sally is still out of the question though as those are Archie comics and not IDW comics

    • @elise7650
      @elise7650 2 місяці тому +4

      as someone whose name is Elise and doesn't know sonic lore I almost had a heart attack

  • @jokerofspades-xt3bs
    @jokerofspades-xt3bs 2 місяці тому +32

    24:27 I don't know whats worse, the fact I didn't question you looking up sonic corn or the fact I have that exact book sitting on my nightstand next to my bed.

  • @mikelarson2871
    @mikelarson2871 29 днів тому

    i havent laughed this hard at a gaming video in literal years. comedy gold, subscribed.

  • @Rhubarb120
    @Rhubarb120 2 місяці тому +100

    Bayonetta 3 confirms that Bayonetta has indeed boinked to make her daughter Viola, but it could be a different version of her than the one in smash because of timelines and alternative universes. Bayonetta 3's story was a mess.

    • @danielramsey6141
      @danielramsey6141 2 місяці тому

      As I stated before. Regardless of Continuity issues. If Viola is considered canon, than Bayo (Regardless of whichever Dimension) will canonically Bed bounce her way to being a Full-on Milf!
      Doesn’t matter if she becomes a Lesbo in one dimension. She can still have kids regardless!

  • @Tommedian
    @Tommedian 2 місяці тому +41

    Actually, Captain Cuttlefish is stated to be Callie and Marie’s grandfather, meaning he is also a parent

  • @fernit0505
    @fernit0505 2 місяці тому +59

    Bro looks exactly like the kind of person who would make this kind of videos. Which I guess it makes sense