Making The Worst Tinder Profile Imaginable (and seeing if I can get dates)
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- Опубліковано 6 лип 2024
- Today I make a toxic Tinder profile by taking awful pictures, making the cringiest bio I can, and messaging people to try and set up dates in a weird semi-social experiment. Enjoy!
Intro (00:00)
Taking Pictures (00:33)
Making The Profile (01:45)
Flirting With My Matches (04:46)
Outro (09:46)
Songs Used (in order of appearance): “The Very Idea of Heaven” by World Peace - “Semi-Burnt Sugar” by Sugar Wounds - “Pale” by Stalker - “Scented Markers” by Mirror Dream - Please go check them out and support them!!
This video is not sponsored btw, just wanted to be clear!
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the worst part of idaho is idaho
As a person from Idaho…
You right
@@ToadWithFacts same
nice aphex twin pfp
Best part is the shredder tho
What I learned today: Tinder is easy if you're into men and disregard every red flag under the sun.
It’s so sad but also really hilarious that you got so many male matches. I really hope the gay men in Idaho are okay lol
slim pickins i bet.
Naw dude it's just cuz dudes tend to just right-swipe on everyone. It's not really a standards thing, it's just more efficient than taking the time and energy, y'know?
I once made a female profile with only a Chad Kroger photo and a family guy meme and got over 99 likes in one day
phil is a hero. ive seen so many people like phil on tinder
i saw one guy with a pepe shirt and a ben shapiro quote in his bio, it was really fucking bad lmao
Can you do one of these but write as a black metal elitist with pictures of you running around in the woods with corpse paint?
"Most likely because he is a bridge"
Hi mimzy
Swiping right as much as possible on any dating site puts you in a separate grouping (usually containing all the bots and weirdos you satirized with this profile)
"A Harley for my Joker", I actually said oh my god out loud at that, holy shit.
With this new upload schedule I see you more frequently than most people see their dad. You’re family, my guy
so, a Family Guy?
YOUR MY FAMILY GUY
it's so weird seeing another idahoan be actually cool? i finally escaped last year, but just barely. now im in one of like three OR towns that don't have dispensaries
Luckily I escaped just shortly after this video came out! Now I'm in Colorado where they are more dispensaries than schools LMAO
@@crustbag happy to hear it, my guy!
@@crustbag bring phil to denver tinder
Bruh you became a totally different person with those tinder pics lmfaooo. Great video dawg love the content
“Do you watch family guy?”
“No”
“Well I’m killing myself then”
Why are these men so eager to get with Phil😭
Idaho
Idaho out here smashing the stereotype that gay/bi men are smart, wealthy, well adjusted and have great taste. very progressive, Idaho!
Phil’s sexy
@@beautyandtheoffbeats sadly he is. i think they were holding out hope that phil would drop the obvious bit after a couple messages lmao
Just make a profile with one single sitting in a truck sunglasses picture and a bio that says "I hate kids, dogs, and entitled women"
*cats, women haters love their dogs more than any other human being and almost as much as their trucks. They make cat hating their personality (while simultaneously abusing the fuck out of any and all dogs w they own with garbage old world training methods lol)
bro made a really racist country boy account and called it phil (anselmo) 💀
the profile is funny, if i looked at it for long enough i'd get it and swipe right. the pics are awesome. i think a lot of these folks were hoping you would just stop the act after a couple messages and act like a real person. especially the dudes like obviously. fr i think you were sorta missing that? or maybe they all just want a misogynistic white supremacist country boy, we will never know.
people were probably matching Phil because if how funny the profile is, and not how attractive he is
Nah some people just always swipe right
the dudes he talked to seemed to be of that camp at least
The five finger death punch logo in the pictures 😭😭 could not have been more accurate
I still find it funny that he just trolls tinder for no reason but to make fart jokes
Man-on-man flirting is basically just farting
every time i watch one of your videos makes my life 15% better, you deserve more views
So your life should be about 425% better now, right
This vid was cracking me up, didn't think I had seen you before till clicking on your channel. I saw your Incel or Metal lyrics vid recently and that was my introduction, thought that was some dude, and thought you were some other dude, but you were both actually the same dude.
Idaho dating simulator
Phil having the best conversations 😭
this was painful yet hilarious
r.i.p phil you will be missed
I'm not sure why UA-cam recommended your channel but I'm so fucking stoked that it did.
Damn so being a red flag actually works?
i think the absurd pictures made people curious
I was not expecting another upload but I am so happy
this was legit one of the funniest videos i've seen in a while, thanks for this
Phil’s a beast.
Idaho is like Ohio’s evil twin
This was a fantastic watch, I nearly pissed myself laughing
Had a great time with this! 😆 Cheers dude, keep the vids coming!
"i've been stuck in the worst part of idaho" that is all of idaho
it's good to see u upload again man ive missed u!!
Dude I‘m so fucking drunk rn
1:39 holy shit femboy
Mesh tops dont make one a femboy, they justmake you hot
Massive great kate weathermachine energy, loving it.
Ngl that fishnet photo of you goes hard
You're a beautiful fellow, I have no idea how you made yourself look so awful hahaha XD
2 uploads in a week 🤤 okay i see u mr. bag
Oh my God, you transformed into the perfect Johnny Manziel prototype!
Today I learned that the men in Idaho need to raise their standards bc holy fuck
That dunkey quote part was gold
R.I.P Phil
That bio is filthy I love it.
Found this in my recommended, I do not regret clicking on this, unlike the people who swiped on the profile
you amuse me very much thank you
Lol this is a good. One. I live in Wy. Have been on tinder for more than a decade, and got the same thing when I played around with the sexual preference. Button. Majority of my likes became. Dudes even though I am blind. I haven’t. Gotten 1 good female match. On this app ever. I am just glad this pattern spreads out. To other rural states too lol.
Respect the Xasthur shirt
How long you been growing your hair for man?
why did having a restraining order o. horse break me so much
Inspired to do the Austrian version of this thank you sir.
Makes my tummy hurt 🔥😎
Hey! What’s the 2nd band shirt you wear, in the video?!
Portrayal Of Guilt! They're really cool!
what's that band with the sword?
Bro are you still in Idaho!? I’m a massive metal head and live in northern Idaho!
be rootin
be tootin
be fartin
Watching this at 12am
Phil could be a new member of haunted mound 😭
Off topic but where did you get that nails flag my boy.
Needs a Code Orange "Thinners of the Herd" logo.
is that perhaps a xasthur shirt
This video is so great, yet it hurts me so much to watch. Who could agree to Phil? People are real weirdos on dating apps, smh
I fucking love you Xasthur shirt yo!
You forget a bunch of other people swipe right on everyone too
Idaho is real?
Wait you're also from Idaho? How can I escape?
Portrayal of guilt shirt⁉️
sick xasthur tee
I want to buy that shirt (top 10 rules of sagittarius) and I'm not even a Sagittarius
Should have went with Keith or Toby for the name lol
0:53 bro kind of looks like Paul dano LMAOO
So you're in Burley right?
💕🖤
I live in Montana and it's not much better my man
The worst Tinder profile is apparently mine
I thought some women would get that you were mainly messing/Joking!
Crust gives off Bi curious vibes I support!.
Here lies Phil. He never scored
The real tinder profile pictures give me he/they vibes
its okay bae i watch family guy ( this is a joke for legal purposes )
Ingrown is the best thing to come out of Idaho
Why would I actually swipe right…besides the unemployment
do u watch family guy?
googity
Nice
Both confederate AND US flags? Pick a side already!
when the
So true
@@crustbag Fr bro
@@crustbag Also when is the crustabg discord server
I miss Idaho lol
Just a dude and his truqq
That one… are you pretending you have chew in ur mouth dude
Dear god not the confederate flag 😭😰
Dude ur really cute btw wanna date sometime?
I think the funniest part of this is that he basically made the average female tinder profile but as a guy.
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Idaho udaho or wedaho? Fart.
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈!!!U R NoW GaY!!!🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
When only the top 2 to 5 percent of best looking guys get matches it doesn't really matter of you try or not. Most guys simply won't be able to get matches. Also males swipe everything sadly..
You sounding like a real "nice guy"
@@katiequeen7225 if you're actually female you're probably the kind of person who calls guys incel to try to basically discredit everything they say. I don't know what it is with you lot but it's like whenever we explain how guys have it particularly unattractive guys you don't even listen.byou ignore everything we say and only hear the part you can use to further your stupid agenda. It's like you're incapable of understanding. Fucking read what I said. look into how guys have it before you blame them and screw this stupid nice guy argument. I'm sick of that. The whole nice guys arnt nice crap, it's not about thinking you deserve anything for being good it's that everyone wants what we're bloody made for, people r biological purpose and programming and when you've been a relatively decent person all your life and can't get shit while actually crap and bad guys can you can get pissed off which is natural. You don't understand that going without can turn any decent person mad after years, it's not natural and it doesn't mean we are bad people. Stop blaming guys for being pissed off when we have to spend years alone and you don't have to. stop with that stupid "entitled" sht when you lot can throw up a photo of a toaster and still match with tonnes of at least average guys when most of us can't even match with any non fat people who are under 30 and arnt a transexual or something. You arnt in a position to judge. You couldn't handle being treated by men the way you treat us. Also what I said is fact all the matches go to the top 5 percent of men. Go make male profiles you'll soon see
@@katiequeen7225 being nice has nothing to do with any of this. Its simply statistics. There are aproximately 3 men (or more) for 1 woman on tinder. Men are hella desperate, and women often use tinder as simply confidence boost. Remainder of women can be very picky considering the amount of option they got. So naturally they go for few top men, who effectively become pussy tycoons. And so there are only scraps left for the rest of men who also turn on each other for sex
Hmmmmmm...