Getting Drunk While Reading A Minecraft-Themed Bible

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  • Опубліковано 14 лип 2024
  • Today I get zoinked, read a Minecraft-themed Bible, embarrass myself, and bake some cookies. Enjoy!
    Intro/Disclaimer (00:00)
    Minecraft Bible (00:28)
    Baking Some Cookies (07:40)
    Outro (08:19)
    Songs Used: "Fake Smiles" by FILTHxCOLLINS & "Look at Me" Produced by Purple Six Beats
    (This video uses copyrighted material in a manner that does not require approval of the copyright holder. It is a fair use under copyright law. Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976 Allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, etc. and is transformative in nature. The purpose of this upload is for viewer enjoyment. Not for monetary gain. All credit for the images, songs, videos, and everything else used goes directly to the people who made it!)
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  • @castby5452
    @castby5452 3 роки тому +208

    "sorry, I forgot babies are people" so casual

  • @the.green.zombie
    @the.green.zombie 3 роки тому +112

    dude imagine that this book will really be used for education at some point. this will be our fucking future

  • @smallshrimpin6939
    @smallshrimpin6939 2 роки тому +77

    i am proud to say that i own the minecraft bible, and it is my sole pride possession

  • @crustbag
    @crustbag  3 роки тому +117

    Finally, someone combined ever gamer's two most favorite topics: Minecraft and religious readings for children
    Anyways, please share with your friends or else you'll burn for all eternity

  • @vespertilio_.
    @vespertilio_. Рік тому +19

    grew up in a christian family, and unironically received the minecraft bible from a family member. still have it in my bookshelf today.

  • @iuutg
    @iuutg 3 роки тому +46

    In religion class (probably in 7th Grade), out teacher brought a Lego Bible, if you can find that anywhere pls make a Video about it

  • @reesestainer7880
    @reesestainer7880 3 роки тому +38

    I want the Minecraft bible so badly-

  • @machine-shopbilly6584
    @machine-shopbilly6584 2 роки тому +10

    I knew a kid who had this and the Lego Bible. A true masterpiece

  • @martinivey6504
    @martinivey6504 Рік тому +4

    The crucifixion part where he says “oh fuck” best part

  • @eirini3051
    @eirini3051 3 роки тому +16

    My new religion

  • @chemicalking
    @chemicalking 3 роки тому +17

    How does it feel to be the funniest person on youtube

  • @Jay-qd4qr
    @Jay-qd4qr 3 роки тому +21

    i honestly haven't laughed this hard in a while

  • @cedar5616
    @cedar5616 3 роки тому +7

    2:26 Jesus is Doug Dimmadome confirmed

  • @Angel_Scum666
    @Angel_Scum666 Рік тому +5

    THERES AN ACTUAL MANGA, OF THE BIBLE. IT'S TERRIFYING

  • @SickSadMayhem
    @SickSadMayhem 3 роки тому +34

    Ah yes, this was the bible reading I was waiting for. 10/10 will share with a friend.
    Also, nice MCR poster. :)

    • @k1llj0y27
      @k1llj0y27 2 роки тому +3

      greetings fellow emo

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 Рік тому +5

    The Naruto name drop got me.
    So funny.
    Ps. Nice darkthrone shirt.

  • @galactic-hamster7043
    @galactic-hamster7043 13 днів тому +1

    I have a hell of a story around how i found out this bible exists- so my moms family is VERY invoved with our old lutheran church, and has been for generations, a cool bunch of people all around except for the most who are not. A few years ago we had a family reunion of sorts at this church, and it was held in the school building directly adjacent as they had a kitchen and a gym and stuff. The classrooms (where i had gone to sunday school many years prior) were unlocked, and all the kid cousins myself included, were free to run around and do whatever while the adults also did whatever in the gym. So a bunch of us holed up in a room to just explore amd olay with random toys and stuff, and we found this and were just- incredulous at its existing, i got pictures, we made fun of it, and then we all started learning to play poker from one of our second cousins who we rarely ever saw but was cool. We were all like between 7-17 at this point i think, (me being the oldest out of everyone always and forever in limbo) but it was us, 3 out of then 5 (now more) of our kooky organist' (who is also one of my distant cousins)s kids, my sister, and her brother, and probably a couple of my own immediate cousins, mostly girls, and all cominh and going throughout the ordeal. That was fun
    I forgot that i was talking about the Minecraft bible until i hit play again but at one point We all started theorizing what happened to the world that all these screencaps were taken in, like whos computer was it on, what was the seed, etc. it would be so interesting to look around into the staging and stuff if it did still exist somewhere

  • @turniphead1214
    @turniphead1214 3 роки тому +8

    I'm sorry, can we please drink together. It's for... my research > ..>

  • @k1llj0y27
    @k1llj0y27 2 роки тому +6

    youre literally my new favourite youtuber

  • @Devi_D.
    @Devi_D. 9 місяців тому +2

    S h a k e i t l i k e a b a b y

  • @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
    @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 Рік тому +2

    The 3 wise men , ( it never said how manny lol) names: caspar , melcior, bafazar …they sound like pokemon!

  • @Gay_Luigi
    @Gay_Luigi 3 роки тому +4

    dark chocolate is the best type of chocolate

  • @basedmuscleman6539
    @basedmuscleman6539 3 роки тому +5

    Mucho Gusta

  • @snitchy._.120
    @snitchy._.120 3 роки тому +12

    "The European Witchcraze for Minecrafters"

  • @alizamilorin
    @alizamilorin 2 роки тому +2

    Rewatching all your videos just to feel something :)

  • @crossbownana6508
    @crossbownana6508 2 роки тому +2

    Bruh this is Holy

  • @navyavian
    @navyavian 3 роки тому +2

    this needs mORE VIEWS THIS IS SO FUNNY

  • @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
    @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 Рік тому +2

    Cool T-shirt !

  • @HK007Filmworks
    @HK007Filmworks Місяць тому +1

    To me, there's something blasphemous about a a Minecraft-Themed Bible.

  • @hexxFemme
    @hexxFemme 2 роки тому +2

    nice extortion poster

  • @Minotauries
    @Minotauries 3 роки тому +3

    You hear about that Jesus guy? Kind of a square tbh

  • @ashleytaylor1109
    @ashleytaylor1109 3 роки тому +2

    Praise be to the Aliens

  • @shadowxthevampiressofficial
    @shadowxthevampiressofficial 2 роки тому +8

    No worries, man. I'm a Christian & this is a very enjoyable video. Someone on Reddit pointed out that God was more judging in the Old Testament. I kinda get that. He had to do something to shake people up & get them to believe, but when Jesus was born things became much more peaceful. He was like an anarcho hippie of his time. He was popular because he was the most peaceful person on Earth. He always said the right thing for the right situation.

  • @spydercosmetics5548
    @spydercosmetics5548 3 роки тому +2

    give me your cookies give me your fucking cookies

  • @elizabeth4026
    @elizabeth4026 3 роки тому +2

    minecraft bible is why god created the earth in the first place. this was His plan

  • @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
    @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 Рік тому +1

    Mine-cross?

  • @parrishwoods
    @parrishwoods 3 роки тому +2

    I think you're doing more than just drinking. And I think I like you even though you talk fast.. Before you started getting high. I wonder how your grandmother thinks about this honey honey.