A Complete List of Everything I Hate

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @crustbag
    @crustbag  3 роки тому +214

    Hope you enjoy the video!!

    • @camilles8167
      @camilles8167 2 роки тому +1

      My new favorite youtuber! Youre so underrated❤️

    • @ultimatemetal9046
      @ultimatemetal9046 2 роки тому

      @@camilles8167 dude same :-)

    • @slashismyhommie8182
      @slashismyhommie8182 2 роки тому +1

      I hate people who don't have long hair and wears a hat with fake long hair.
      Like that one UA-camr.
      Ozzy man, that Aussie liar. So rude. Anyone else who doesn't grow long hair and puts a hat with fake hair on and makes videos, that really grinds my gears ⚙️

    • @emperorsavron-peterdewind0358
      @emperorsavron-peterdewind0358 2 роки тому

      1:41 I hate goths on general. They are so but so "dark" and "satanic" and their music sucks as hell! Really melodramatic and cheesy. Listen to some Nargaroth or Satanic Warmaster better, that's evil metal!
      No mosh, no fun, no goth!
      Black metal rules! 😈🤘

    • @Chrisjbennett89
      @Chrisjbennett89 2 місяці тому

      Oh shit now i see this message. Sorry for taking you too seriously about the goths in top hats. I didn't know it was just mostly goofing; i am just bad at this. 😖

  • @sabrinalee3559
    @sabrinalee3559 3 роки тому +1281

    power metal singers have this very specific vibe that i can only describe as "constantly roleplaying he-man" and no, i can't explain what that means

    • @stealthisaccount433
      @stealthisaccount433 2 роки тому +14

      like leather daddy jason momoa?

    • @Kat-Kobold
      @Kat-Kobold 2 роки тому +67

      Not even roleplaying anymore, they are method acting He-Man

    • @MFKR696
      @MFKR696 2 роки тому +17

      So in other words... "Homoerotic" lol.

    • @fueledbypaintwater
      @fueledbypaintwater 2 роки тому +3

      **wheeze** I know exactly what you mean

    • @dansmoothback9644
      @dansmoothback9644 2 роки тому

      late to this thread, but just wanted to say you got 420 likes on this comment....great job

  • @junieindadunies2434
    @junieindadunies2434 3 роки тому +745

    i hate respectability politics man, like i cant shake my ass and have morals and values, i cant wear pajamas in public and have a college degree??? professionalism is bootlicking bs.

    • @fuckamericanidiot
      @fuckamericanidiot 2 роки тому +12

      People think you're lazy and lack motivation when they see you, and obviously you care what people think of you.

    • @Пэдро-д7ъ
      @Пэдро-д7ъ 2 роки тому +6

      It's actually pretty simple.
      You know society will judge you as a bitch if you shake your ass, so why the fuck would you do it? If you don't care about what people think of you, so you won't get bothered by judgments. This rule follows to every single thing that society judges.

    • @baptizednblood6813
      @baptizednblood6813 2 роки тому +62

      @@Пэдро-д7ъ no that’s just bad reasoning on your end

    • @Пэдро-д7ъ
      @Пэдро-д7ъ 2 роки тому

      @@baptizednblood6813 It's literally basic logic. If you don't want society to judge you, then don't give them a reason.
      If you don't mind society's judgment, then you will do anything you want and won't get bothered by it.
      It's simple
      If you know that society will judge you pretty hard if you talk about gore with a friend in public, why the fuck would you do it? If you know that society will judge you as creep for consuming gore, it means that you are indeed a creep.
      Same thing for shaking ass in public. If society judge you as a bitch, you are indeed a bitch. If it were the other way around, you wouldn't want to shake ass in public.

    • @N30KID
      @N30KID 2 роки тому +33

      Professionalism is definitely a load of BS. Being respectful to others is one thing(like specifically not being malicious or rude). But having to force yourself into a strict standard in order to be treated fairly when in reality you don't gain anything from forcing yourself to fit into a mold is stupid. A lot of people judge others on a very shallow level instead of taking the time get to know and understand someone's actual values as a person.

  • @Grace-or4yy
    @Grace-or4yy 3 роки тому +607

    OH BOY INFODUMP TIME so the no elbows thing actually came from (surprise!!) classism from back when sailors were more of a thing! so when they were on their ships the boat rocking meant they had to keep their elbows down on either side of their plates while eating so they didnt slide around and shit and they spent most of their time at sea so it became a habit for them that carried over to when they were on land with other ppl. and sailors were mostly lower class and super looked down on, so that habit became associated with being lower class/rude/etc.

    • @DeaDiabola
      @DeaDiabola 2 роки тому +40

      I love you for sharing this super random, oddly-specific piece of history with me fam, that's incredibly interesting!

    • @yourlocalcryptid2419
      @yourlocalcryptid2419 2 роки тому +20

      Thanks for sharing! Info dumps are the best, and that’s a really interesting fact I never knew that

    • @butterflystampede1945
      @butterflystampede1945 2 роки тому +6

      I am always keeping my elbows on out of principle now. Also my grandpa was a sailor, now just a bonebag of Alzheimer's unfortunately. Though, he forgot about his grandsons long before that so whatever. 😈😄
      (emotions are for weaklings)

    • @jxka9c8
      @jxka9c8 Рік тому

      ​@@butterflystampede1945 dumbass

  • @lordfickle8900
    @lordfickle8900 2 роки тому +360

    That "some metal folks hating rap" thing is extremely accurate.

    • @arbi9506
      @arbi9506 Рік тому +1

      hey, I'm some metal folk! good to know :D

    • @skade245
      @skade245 Рік тому +13

      Tbh it was the most inaccurate part of the video. I personally dont like rap because its just not my thing. I have a few songs I enjoy but generally it just doesnt do it for me.

    • @duckface467
      @duckface467 4 місяці тому +1

      i mean im fine w rap but its just anyoning that its that big and most rap fans buy a guitar for decor

    • @thelawsonman
      @thelawsonman 3 місяці тому +10

      ​@@duckface467 i have never seen rap fans buy guitars (let alone, as a decor) at all.

  • @gregorystartzel4573
    @gregorystartzel4573 2 роки тому +63

    We taught my now 4yo to say “Godzilla” when someone sneezes. He has never heard anyone say “god bless you”
    Kindergarten is going to be awkward for him

  • @HenrikHusoy
    @HenrikHusoy 3 роки тому +153

    Hey why not make an entire video of things you love. That little outdoors segment was a little too short for me and i really wanted to hear more about what you love. Talk about your mom and why shes so wonderful. Talk about your favorite metal genre and why you love extreme music so much. We're your fans and we what you to feel better about yourself and maybe if you make a video like this, you'll realize how important these things really are to you.

  • @magentatreehaus5552
    @magentatreehaus5552 3 роки тому +177

    100% agree on the book cover thing. I got into goosebumps books because of how cool the covers are and now I’m a huge fan of horror. Loved the video!

  • @pepintheshort7913
    @pepintheshort7913 2 роки тому +72

    I was told by my best friend when I was 19 that I should write a book called “1000 Things I Hate.” Because I started so many conversations with “You know what I hate?”
    That was 30 years ago.

    • @bukkakeritual7895
      @bukkakeritual7895 2 роки тому

      I laughed at your comment because it was great! And decided to comment Even though I hate commenting on you tube. I hate that I’ve been doing it a lot lately to.

  • @drowsy7921
    @drowsy7921 2 роки тому +121

    I don't tell people I'm bisexual, instrad I say that I am too powerful to change lyrics in songs.

    • @fueledbypaintwater
      @fueledbypaintwater 2 роки тому +23

      Can confirm. Us bisexuals are overpowered when it comes to love song pronouns.

  • @ashleyl2392
    @ashleyl2392 3 роки тому +186

    The joy you showed explaining the things that make you happy in comparison to the the smile you had when talking about the things that you hate is palpable.

  • @itsmytoast666
    @itsmytoast666 2 роки тому +24

    Bro. We say "bless you" or "gesundheit" because people believed sneezes meant you were sick... or your soul was leaving your body. And that demons were gonna take you. Fuckin' brutal shit.

  • @rafger3
    @rafger3 3 роки тому +145

    I love how you put the biggest disclaimer before talking about baby bangs because usually the people that have them are the exact demographic that will bully you for saying their hair sucks ass

  • @maymadisson6140
    @maymadisson6140 2 роки тому +41

    To be fair on the one about "racist ex boyfriends."
    I've been there but I was also trapped in abusive relationships with those people for long periods of time and just bitch about my exes in general. Take what you will from that.

  • @RebelQueenAmelia
    @RebelQueenAmelia 2 роки тому +11

    I’m sure this is a real basic answer, but advertisements. I hate how advertisements interrupt whatever you’re trying to do to get as much of your attention as possible, whether you want to give it or not, just to try to trick you into buying something you don’t even want. I have issues with getting sensory overloaded and advertisements are the most triggering thing for that that I deal with on a daily basis, and I really hate how a bunch of rich people are willing to trigger those issues so they can get more money they don’t even need

  • @SilverlineXZero
    @SilverlineXZero 4 місяці тому +8

    I have a huge soft spot for power metal, the corny and cheesy type with dragon on the title, It was the first kind of metal I was into and it's just nostalgic fun to me, like Dragonland sounds like an anime opening with riffs and I love it.

  • @basedmuscleman6539
    @basedmuscleman6539 3 роки тому +78

    happy to see you back in a place where you feel comfy dishing out this spicy contenterino for us ty babe

  • @mishab4065
    @mishab4065 2 роки тому +77

    3:28 STRAIGHT UP! Hip hop is currently one of the most interesting genres and anyone not giving it a chance is missing out.
    You're basically right about everything but turn based combat--- IT'S FUN BRO!

    • @luukderuijter1332
      @luukderuijter1332 2 роки тому

      TB RPG fans telling you that spending half the time playing a game actually playing said game is fun

    • @HughMansonMD
      @HughMansonMD Рік тому

      The original Fallout games are great, and UnderRail is the fucking tits.

    • @HughMansonMD
      @HughMansonMD 10 місяців тому

      @crypticangel7056 That's because it is..
      Jk. I'm pretty sure the name is supposed to be a parody of Undertale, but the "Rail" part is in reference to the metro system you explore.
      It has, possibly, the best combat system in any game out there, though.

    • @HughMansonMD
      @HughMansonMD 10 місяців тому

      @crypticangel7056 UnderRail is all about elaborate character builds, and if you treat it like a true RPG instead of trying to be a jack-of-all-trades like most people do in most RPGs, then RNG is basically irrelevant.
      Terrain, timing abilities, preparedness, back up plans, subterfuge, and synchronizing your skills and abilities can all be huge factors in how you handle combat situations. UnderRail is 100% a skill based game with a pretty steep learning curve.

  • @mtnmoth
    @mtnmoth 5 місяців тому +8

    "Shitty local metal core band" is a redundant statement

  • @bellamckinnon8655
    @bellamckinnon8655 2 роки тому +35

    Literally one minute in and the explanation of “YOU DONT GO OUT ‘FOOD EATING’” is the funniest thing I’ve heard today holy shit

  • @sally5879
    @sally5879 3 роки тому +74

    You're the only person who can make hating things enjoyable I love it

    • @elchomper.1063
      @elchomper.1063 Рік тому +3

      I hate everything.
      Adoseofbuckley
      ANGRY video game nerd.
      Any pro wrestling retrospective

  • @dostwood5103
    @dostwood5103 2 роки тому +22

    I hate it when people are completely opposed to media recommendations (Albums, Movies, Games, etc.) just because they aren’t considered masterpieces. Like they see someone give a 7/10 and immediately believe it’s not work their time or “mid”.
    Oh yeah, I hate when people say “mid” as well for a variety of reasons.

    • @novembercrust
      @novembercrust 4 місяці тому +4

      I hate 'mid' too, it always strikes me as the most condescending sounding way to say something is average, which should be more of a neutral tone I think. But I think also they just don't like it so its not actually average to them, its bad, so I don't get why they can't just say that instead. Silly little word

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 2 місяці тому

      7/10 is still good though. Isn't a 5 or _maybe_ a 6 "mid?"

    • @dostwood5103
      @dostwood5103 2 місяці тому +1

      @@firstnamelastname7244 I disagree. In my eyes a 6/10 is still good, not “mid.” It’s at least above average or decent.
      If there’s a game, movies, or album that I give a 6/10 then it means I still really liked it and there’s a strong possibility it will grow on me with time.

  • @ClearlyInPeril
    @ClearlyInPeril 2 роки тому +30

    Hey man, I just found your channel and I wanted to say that after watching a few videos I absolutely love the personality that oozes off of every single video you make. It really feels like you care about the content you make and have a lot of fun making it. You've made me laugh a lot more than other creators I follow without even really trying, you've just got a charisma about you. Love the content dude, hope everything gets better for you mentally, I know how that shit can eat away at you, stay safe

  • @Sped_Dog
    @Sped_Dog 2 роки тому +10

    5 things I hate
    1. when people call metal bands rock
    2. when people stare at you and never say anything like wtf are you looking at!
    3. People who act like metalheads have to listen to metal 247
    4. British (no context needed)
    5. Nu-metal fan pages

  • @JustStripperThings
    @JustStripperThings 2 роки тому +33

    THANK YOU
    my partner is a rap fan
    I'm a metal fan
    we share music with each other all the time and constantly go "wait, why do metal fans hate rap so much, they talk about such similar issues just in different forms and have overlapped for literally decades?"
    is it literally just the racism???? is that IT? cuz that's all we got in years of talking about it???
    yeah, hate it.

    • @jimit.4220
      @jimit.4220 2 роки тому +16

      As someone who used to blindly dislike rap, for me it wasn't a racism thing at all, it was mostly just the stupid "popular = bad" mindset or "simple = bad" mindset.

    • @ariamehr3339
      @ariamehr3339 Рік тому

      please don't learn anything from this goon lol
      rap hating is a world wide thing and almost every Metalhead in every country hate their own rap fans and shit

  • @xelj3294
    @xelj3294 2 роки тому +9

    I see your police caps and raise you mortarboard caps (graduation hats). Those are the silliest hats I've ever seen.

  • @shikashii
    @shikashii 2 роки тому +25

    From someone who mostly listens to rap but occasionally listens to metal, THANK YOU for that point about how metal fans trash rap.

  • @threeratsinatrenchcoat156
    @threeratsinatrenchcoat156 2 роки тому +14

    Things I hate:
    -when I try to talk about my identity and say "my gender is" only to be cut off and corrected to "gender identity". Biggest red flag because it tells me someone only sees me as my assigned gender and not who I say I am
    -when people value other animals more than others. If it wasn't for my spd I'd eat any kind of meat
    -car brakes, cat alarms, etc they hurt
    -wind fucking with my hair
    -The way the majority of cisgender people interact with me. As a trans person I'm either a fear, a fetish or an object to monitise.

  • @garygary6032
    @garygary6032 2 роки тому +8

    that blue denim jacket one hit too close to home dont diss my blue denim jacket

  • @polic72andDrD3ath
    @polic72andDrD3ath 2 роки тому +16

    That "nostalgia and new appreciation for an old movie" literally just happened to me today with the opening scene of Toy Story 2. There are so many good bits in that where the crew was just having a blast making it, but I never knew it as a kid.

  • @a_typical_hipster6206
    @a_typical_hipster6206 3 роки тому +15

    Happy to see you back on. I get irrationally upset when people visit me, move things around and leave them there. Like cups. Pillows. Drives me nuts.

  • @goodnight63
    @goodnight63 2 роки тому +20

    “I hate people who say cuss instead of swear”
    As a southerner I feel personally attacked 😂

  • @Cailarp
    @Cailarp 2 роки тому +11

    Just found you and I have to say that the part where you were smiling talking about the things you like was the most wholesome content I've seen this week and your smile is beautiful, so yeah, immediate subscribe

  • @MSHNKTRL
    @MSHNKTRL Рік тому +13

    3:15 this is truth. That feel when you've invested a solid two weeks watching 4 seasons on netflix, and afterwards you get the realization: "This show has neither educated me nor affected my life, and now I will cravenly doomscroll for another show to immerse myself in."

  • @codeinexrist
    @codeinexrist 2 роки тому +7

    loving that "things i love" segment, made me happy to see you happy 😭

  • @socialistcatdad
    @socialistcatdad 2 роки тому +17

    "My mom, she's fucking cool" I felt that lmao

  • @sldth1175
    @sldth1175 2 роки тому +10

    Dog, I'm 35 and i couldn't relate to this video, or this kid in general more. It warms my heart to see the spirit alive in the successive generation. Keep it up, dude. You're making us proud.

  • @BrickShasty
    @BrickShasty Рік тому +6

    You just made a great song and were like "aye what if we ruined it tho?" Comedic gold. Subscribed for life.

  • @chepbcreate
    @chepbcreate Рік тому +7

    Probably gonna get buried, but I'm having a bad day so I'm rewatching your videos because you're hilarious. Really cheered me right up, please keep making content you love, you're doing a lot more than you think 💙

  • @crossbownana6508
    @crossbownana6508 3 роки тому +17

    **watches before bed**
    Somehow you're a really wholesome youtuber, I look forward to more videos シ
    Also I hate when people tap on surfaces more than once. Idk why, but it irritates me a lot. Also if I can hear people chew.

    • @pathevermore3683
      @pathevermore3683 2 роки тому +1

      sorry for the tapping, i have a nervous tick.

    • @JayyCobb
      @JayyCobb 2 роки тому +2

      Repetitive motions and certain sounds bother you for no good reason? If so, do I have a diagnosis for you! Misophonia is the hatred of certain sounds and Misokinesia is for certain movements.

    • @pathevermore3683
      @pathevermore3683 2 роки тому

      @@JayyCobb my unnatural hatred of twerking has a name? i never knew.

  • @DeaDiabola
    @DeaDiabola 2 роки тому +13

    I hate 90% of the things on this list, but some people are neurodivergent and simply cannot "read the room", we gotta ask ya. I am honestly at a loss with people's expressions much of the time, so I have to ask if I crossed any boundaries or interrupted them etc pretty regularly as I've been rude af unintentionally. The only way around it is communicating that to others, unfortunately.

    • @the-postal-dude
      @the-postal-dude 2 роки тому +2

      but to be fair (as a neurodivergent person) you could just say "sorry im busy i cant talk right now" and leave it at that
      plus the person in the example kept telling them after they were told that they understood

    • @klaustrophobic3643
      @klaustrophobic3643 Рік тому

      Cant read the room. And even if people tell me i cant tell if its sarcasm or not. And if it wasnt sarcasm i dont know if i shoul k*ll myself or just be depressed and never go outside again. Being human amongst humans is really hard haha. When he said that i felt like it was me he was talking about cause i do that type of shit all the time😂 i often check with others if im annoying yet. I know im annoying i annoy myself every day.

  • @Flashbipbup
    @Flashbipbup 2 місяці тому +1

    9:31 thats so real, watching you be happy automatically improves my mood by like 7 points

  • @Avery-un4he
    @Avery-un4he 2 роки тому +9

    Agree with most of these, except for power metal cuz I'm a huge nerd & love me some songs about dragons & shit LMAO.
    Checked out your other work & honestly? You do some amazing stuff all around. Music, photography, cinematography? Solid, keep it up!
    Love when YT recommends cool channels like this.

  • @__unwavering
    @__unwavering Рік тому +6

    I like how you condensed it to fifteen ish minutes. I'd still be going into the next month.

  • @Aerodumb
    @Aerodumb Рік тому +4

    I like power metal because I like feeling like I'm riding a pink flying unicorn that shoots deadly rainbows through its eyes. Also, the most famous metal band from my country plays celtic metal, which has a similar vibe, so I'm used to it

  • @johannesviiiart6574
    @johannesviiiart6574 2 роки тому +9

    Had to pause the video at "I hate men- *[he hates men]*" cause I burst out laughing

  • @turniphead1214
    @turniphead1214 3 роки тому +58

    I needed this after the forced financial management course I had to do for school. "JuSt SaVe YoUr MoNeY, JuSt InVeSt It"

    • @turniphead1214
      @turniphead1214 3 роки тому +7

      I hate capitalism, people who bash poor people, and Stephen Harper. Why did was he a speaker in that course?!

    • @pathevermore3683
      @pathevermore3683 2 роки тому +6

      @@turniphead1214 like, are you *_paying_* me enough to invest? or are you paying me only enough to cover my cost for 10 days while not getting paid again for 14?

  • @smokee_bones
    @smokee_bones 3 роки тому +14

    Karen's. You know those angry customers that laugh out at employees for literally the smallest of things?
    They suck.

  • @lauren7645
    @lauren7645 3 роки тому +6

    Loved the video and I’m glad you’re back to doing UA-cam :D. Also one thing absolutely hate is spiders, if a something has more than 4 legs it should not exist

  • @rilobliss0415
    @rilobliss0415 3 роки тому +6

    So happy to see you making videos again you're genuinely one of my favorite content creators :^)

  • @ackyducc5040
    @ackyducc5040 Місяць тому +1

    3:03 DUDE YES
    There should be no more than 4-5 months from an album announcement to it dropping. Any more than that and it's just really hard to stay hyped for it. Especially if they announce it with a single.

  • @kudzu8517
    @kudzu8517 3 роки тому +4

    Oh this will definetly be a low volume background task video, missed you!!

  • @kalliope2328
    @kalliope2328 2 роки тому +5

    i found you through your recent metallyrics or incel video and am now about to binge watch your whole content, really glad i discovered your channel

  • @iamqtip
    @iamqtip 3 роки тому +10

    BABE STOP WHAT UR DOING CRUSTBAG POSTED ONE MORE VIDEO TO JUST KEEP REWATCHING

  • @isthataspider7410
    @isthataspider7410 2 роки тому +3

    THE EYE CONTACT THING, oh my god i feel your pain

  • @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245
    @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 2 роки тому +8

    “Goths with top hats”
    Bruh this is real talk

  • @theragingrodent__
    @theragingrodent__ 2 роки тому +2

    Goosebumps covers have always been on another level bro.

  • @nicholaslichtenberger4802
    @nicholaslichtenberger4802 3 роки тому +10

    Your vids are some of my favorites to watch on UA-cam man. Btw even vegans would use almond milk or something for hot chocolate haha

  • @kurtramos9190
    @kurtramos9190 4 місяці тому +1

    The last one about people who get upset if you dont make eye contact with them resonated with me because I've got Aspergers & I remember mkments going back to my preschool days when people asserted their authority to me that way

  • @chcrlxttc
    @chcrlxttc 2 роки тому +2

    there are many things i hate but also things i love and you are now one of those, i discovered your channel like half an hour ago and you’re amazing!!

  • @ave_satanas6668
    @ave_satanas6668 3 роки тому +10

    When someone interrupts my sweet farquad ASMR sesh, that annoys me.

  • @puck91
    @puck91 3 роки тому +5

    was stoked to see new content. Love these types of vids from you.

  • @smecclesshwifty8548
    @smecclesshwifty8548 2 роки тому +1

    The part that cut to your happy things? Wholesome.
    Your opinion on R.V's resonated HARD

  • @WakeUpDonni333
    @WakeUpDonni333 2 роки тому +10

    Ok Idk about other guys with long hair but I hate when old Christian women get offended by my long hair, like ok Linda Jesus had long hair too. Also this might be more unpopular but I hate when guys grow their hair out but don’t know how to take care of it

    • @morbidhime
      @morbidhime 3 місяці тому

      Lmao I'm two years late but Samson had long hair too and not only that, but his long hair was directly written in the script to represent his masculinity and his strength

  • @lexwhy554
    @lexwhy554 2 роки тому +2

    Normally i need to watch a few videos from a new youtuber i find before I subscribe but you won me over in 17 seconds

  • @margeryroad6666
    @margeryroad6666 2 роки тому +4

    I watch this video everytime I feel like shit and it always makes me feel better. Thank u 🖤

  • @highlanderro
    @highlanderro 2 роки тому +1

    gahahah, love that I finally got to watch your stuff cause the algorithm was suggesting me your videos for few days now
    love your vibe! I'll definitely stay for more

  • @lillykraemer331
    @lillykraemer331 3 роки тому +2

    love the video concept and how fast pace ist is, i rly enjoyed it keep up the good work!

  • @j_jizzle_69
    @j_jizzle_69 2 роки тому +10

    Love how you almost exclusively picked goosebumps books like there are some older books that have cool covers like Stephen king, 1984, the anarchist cookbook.

  • @spacequesoart
    @spacequesoart 3 роки тому +4

    Your content genuinely makes me laugh, and I love that.

  • @inxinfate
    @inxinfate 2 роки тому +3

    i just stumbled across this video, i love your energy sm this video was super fun to watch

  • @undertakerpunk
    @undertakerpunk 3 роки тому +3

    Really enjoyed the video, I also really enjoy my Watain shirt. (ps I also hate that tarot cards are spelt like that.)

  • @drstewart
    @drstewart Рік тому

    Came here from your merch vid, and this legit made my day.
    Thank you for doing this. I'm happy you're here.

  • @DeathWishBoi666
    @DeathWishBoi666 2 місяці тому

    also ableton in the background makes me so unbelievably happy even tho ist just recording the mic audio.. Kust seeing the love of my life (pun intended) sitting there in a video makes me appreciate it even more

  • @brebnanrebb8843
    @brebnanrebb8843 3 роки тому +3

    your videos always make my day better keep uploading

  • @45scienceproject
    @45scienceproject 2 роки тому +24

    And yes, metal guys who hate on rap constantly definitely have unresolved racial biases.
    I don't prefer rap but I am also aware that I'm not the target audience and that lots of people DO like it. It's almost like we all had different upbringings which inform the variety reflected in things like our music tastes!
    Also the drug and sex hypocrisy regarding lyrical content is spot on.

    • @fuckamericanidiot
      @fuckamericanidiot 2 роки тому

      Does that include metal guys who are black?
      Why do metal guys have to like rap? Why does anyone have to like rap? Such a cruel baseless asshole statement.

    • @fuckamericanidiot
      @fuckamericanidiot 2 роки тому

      Rap doesn't have a target audience - just anyone who wants to listen

    • @pathevermore3683
      @pathevermore3683 2 роки тому

      Racist who hate rap ironically miss out on one of the greatest white entertainers of all time, one marshal mathers.

    • @fuckamericanidiot
      @fuckamericanidiot 2 роки тому

      @@pathevermore3683 Maybe people who hate all rap regardless of skin colour aren't racist after all. Some black people hate rap. Unthinkable I know.

    • @pathevermore3683
      @pathevermore3683 2 роки тому

      @@fuckamericanidiot i didn't say all people who hate rap are racist. stop being such an offended pansy.

  • @XThreeee
    @XThreeee 3 місяці тому +1

    Yo I know nothing about the Hardcore or Metal music scene but your videos are fire man

  • @Kat-Kobold
    @Kat-Kobold 2 роки тому +17

    I'm too young to have seen beheading videos. But having unrestricted internet access did give me a crippling porn addiction that has affected me for years lmao.

  • @noOnionswithoutTears
    @noOnionswithoutTears Рік тому +6

    Now I haven’t been “goth” since 1987 (we called it “alternative” or “dark music” back then)….but I want to buy a top hat now and wear it to an event. Just to see who reacts with seething hatred. 😂

  • @skade245
    @skade245 Рік тому +1

    I hate when people only wait for their turn to speak. I also hate when people are incapable of having civil discussions when there's a disagreement so they try to "win the argument", or deliberately misunderstand you to strawman.

  • @underworld-USA
    @underworld-USA 5 місяців тому

    Omg this video was incredible, this could all very easily be developed into a "tight ten" if youre still thinking about stand up...your channel is entertaining and hilarious and you obv have amazing taste in music..just from seeing the Siege flyer in the background tells me you know the tip tier grind and powerviolence like no other

  • @scotthorror2519
    @scotthorror2519 Рік тому +1

    pretty sure the elbows on the table thing is class related. sailors used to eat with their elbows on the table to keep their plates from sliding as the boat moved. sailors are working class, and etiquette is all about silent social class communication.

  • @Lmfruridydfv
    @Lmfruridydfv Рік тому +1

    you should make a video on how you make videos!!! sorry I'm high af going through your whole discography (again)
    love your vids

  • @SamuelBlackMetalRider
    @SamuelBlackMetalRider 4 місяці тому +1

    TAROT the -t is silent because it’s a FRENCH WORD and in French, final -t and -d that are not followed by a vowel are silent…! We pronounce the T in CARROTTE because there’s an -e after the t. Also the name GUY is an old French name and we pronounce it like GUEE no « aï » sound so it doesn’t sound like the noun « some guy »

  • @Jonze78
    @Jonze78 2 роки тому +3

    I think Slash is the only person that can pull off a top hat. Also I hate it when people call a toque a beanie. Beanie sounds like something a 10 year old girl would wear. But whatever. You do you.

  • @katkatk666
    @katkatk666 2 роки тому +2

    Im happy to say i have never met a person who disliked David Attenborough.

  • @1.800zZzZzZz
    @1.800zZzZzZz 2 роки тому +4

    I’m surprised this isn’t over 10 hours long lol

  • @drowsy7921
    @drowsy7921 2 роки тому +10

    As a power metal fan, I can confirm that your description of power metal is accurate.

  • @amberwhite4504
    @amberwhite4504 3 роки тому +14

    This made me laugh so much.

  • @haichie1341
    @haichie1341 2 роки тому +2

    I hate when psychiatrists ask me how my week has been in a casual way and I just don't know if I'm meant to answer that in the typical small talk way or if I'm meant to tell them about all the shit that went down.
    I hate when people ask you if you want something to drink because I cannot figure out if it's just a polite thing and I'm meant to decline, or if it's an actual offering.
    I hate obscure like fkn juice places that for some reason have an app you need to download to order but they don't tell you about it until you're already in front of the line taking up time.

  • @gearsfan6669
    @gearsfan6669 2 роки тому +9

    I hate the fact that we haven't made it off this doomed rock of a planet yet all because of religion and it wanting to hurl us backwards in time. also power metal can be good it just takes some digging to find the good bands where the singer can hit those high notes but generally keeps the pitches more in the middle, if I had the mentality that all metal had to be gutterals and squeals I wouldn't have half the music I listen to. I've honestly taken to folk metal recently just for that extra sound depth, plus not every language sounds good with those kind of vocals, big example to me of a language that sometimes works with gutterals and squeals is Japanese because of bands like Dir En Grey, Deviloof, and MAXIMUM THE HORMONE but a good chunk of the really good bands I've found in Japanese have used clean vocals through most of their songs, bands like Ningen Isu, Malice Mizer, Moi Dix Mois, Wagakki Band, the GazettE, An Cafe, BAND-MAID, Versailles, girugamesh, and many others, plus with the right mood it can be really fun. feel free to take these as recommendations for bands to check out, given these are just from someone who looks at music more rhythmically and tends to hone in on the drums due to my grandfather being a drummer and I was in band from 5th to my second year of 8th grade as a percussionist

    • @taiyouscandalous1175
      @taiyouscandalous1175 Рік тому

      omg those are awesome bands! may I also recommend some Japanese bands: TRiDENT, lynch., NOCTURNAL BLOODLUST, Yousei Teikoku, Crystal Lake, coldrain, SiM, DEXCORE, UNDEAD CORPORATION, Broken By The Scream, Hanabie., TELECiDE, FACT, Aldious, Sokoninaru, Cö shu Nie, Hello Sleepwalkers, BLUE ENCOUNT, THE ORAL CIGARETTES, Unlucky Morpheus, DOLL$BOXX, GacharicSpin, Dizzy Sunfist, NOISEMAKER, Kankaku Piero, MEMAI SIREN, SPYAIR, ROOKiEZ is PUNK'D, Polkadot Stingray, SCANDAL, STEREOPONY, MY FIRST STORY, ONE OK ROCK, yabai T-shirts yasan, NICO Touches the Walls, ZONE, SHISHAMO
      sorry for the spam but honestly I could keep recommending forever haha😅

  • @mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844
    @mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844 2 роки тому +4

    Anyway, I’m going to go moshpitting and then do some foodeating. Also David Attenborough is a blue denim jacket. Anyway, I’m going to go eat the white part of an orange while wearing my top hat. Also, watch your cuss words!

  • @SassyDirt
    @SassyDirt 2 місяці тому

    im starting to get into heavier metal and ur channel has helped me find a bunch of sick stuff. Thanks dude!!

  • @kaimonroe9824
    @kaimonroe9824 2 роки тому +5

    My gay ass watching this like 🥺💞 I could listen to you talk all day, especially about the shit you love. This was great, and I love your smile

  • @elialvarado4565
    @elialvarado4565 2 роки тому +1

    i like power metal but that make me really laugh because it's so true. instrumentals are so powerful but the lyrics are like hearing a dnd session with a sick guitar rift in the background

  • @ddjrlikeshugz
    @ddjrlikeshugz 3 роки тому +3

    i hate lightswitches that are only at one end of a staircase and not both.

  • @creek19
    @creek19 Рік тому +1

    “THE POWER OF THE DRAGON IS WITHIN MEEEE” power metal in a nutshell

  • @Smoki-qx5py
    @Smoki-qx5py Місяць тому

    4:18 "100% of the people that said that are fucking ugly" literally destroyed me oh my god hahahahhaha

  • @KingofCrusher
    @KingofCrusher 2 роки тому +3

    Dude I loved Pretty Little Liars, such an addicting show. It kinda lost steam later on, but damn for like 4 seasons I was down with it. I mean it was dumb, but it did enough right that it was super fun to watch.

    • @palos23
      @palos23 2 роки тому +2

      riiiight???? i LIVED for that show

  • @elizabeth4026
    @elizabeth4026 3 роки тому +2

    nice to have u back dude!!