A Deep Dive into the World’s Cringiest Music Collection | Catatonic Youths
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- Опубліковано 1 лип 2024
- All the worst music, collected into one singular place. So I decided to talk about it! Today I look into the worst musical attempts recorded, the artists themselves, and make a bunch of jokes along the way (:
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Background Music:
“Semi-Burnt Sugar” - Sugar Wounds
“Warmth” - Soundscapes from a time when nothing is left - Комедії
If you thought ALL the clips were too painful to watch in one sitting, here's the timestamps to all my favorite ones so you don't miss out (:
Paris Hilton Rapping (01:00)
Everlast Woodstock (01:36)
Attack Attack Acoustic Cover (05:57)
Devil Daddy (06:35)
The Creepiest Frontman (10:00)
Methods Of Nu-Metal (15:22)
is it a gen z thing to say "not to say/do X butttt.....i'm doing/saying X". don't be a coward. just do it and stop apologizing
also, your generation would be less sad if they appreciated dumb fun music instead of critiquing it. go take your SSRIs and cry though
@@emperoraurelian7114 what
Buck Cherry joke was classic.
M.O.N. is the beginning of the 2000s in a fucking nutshell hahahaha
I am genuinely convinced that Buckcherry is alternate universe Onision who took too much of every drug and ended up on our planet
Yeah that was hilarious I had to look up this specific video just to see that clip
A bunch of douchebags who grew up worshipping The Rolling Stones and Motley Crue. But not any of the musicianship like Richard's and Watts and Mars playing and writing. Just the stories and partying. And one day on a coke bender decided hey we can do that.
Gluttony is a bussin track tho
Buckcherry still plays live and they’re from FUCKING FLORIDA
Bro for a minute i legit thought it was onision its fucking uncanny
The Devil Daddy guy seems like he found out about the band Ghost and thought “I can totally do that” but only listened to the top 5 tracks on Spotify and like the summary on the wiki page.
Honestly from what i heard its like he saw one Ghost gig and closer by NIN and went "yes, this is it"
REALLLL
looks like Dave Grohl in an alternate reality where instead of playing the devil in the tenacious D movie and transitioning from drummer to singer he just decided to do all at once and very poorly
As a ghost fan, this was my exact first thought.
There's a certain level of acceptable elitism in metal and this video is evidence for that.
@Strickly4Metal 46 Only if you look in the wrong places. Aes', Slug, Sadistik, ECID are regularly releasing great music.
More like there’s a certain level of acceptable quality in metal lol
As soon as I heard the words drummer for 5 finger death punch I ran as fast as I could
I keep getting ads for that Devil Daddy's band and I refused to listen based just on the aesthetic. Thanks for inadvertently causing me to tear my own ears off in an act of self preservation
I knew about Devil daddy, because of Reddit r/crappy music, every time I went on that sub somebody was posting them.
It really carries that "music a Middle Schooler would write and think is super edgy and dark" vibes.
Real shit:
That band that does the Depechemode cover at the end of your video is called "Milwaukee Mode", and yes, they were horrible. My industrial project played one of our first shows with them. What's more wild is they are 100% committed to being a very bad depeche mode cover band, and used to play Summer fest in Milwaukee every year. I believe that's what that video is from.
Sad news: their vocalist died of cancer last year. Was an alright guy, just not very musically talented.
What's your industrial project? I love industrial.
Honestly I love the commitment to the bit
Like purposely a bad depeche mode cover band
Rest In Peace Milwaukee Mode vocalist
He was the best parody Depeche Mode cover band
Extra points for sharing a name with my favorite hardware tool kit 🔥🔥🔥 rock on
@@Volundur9567 wow, I just found where the youtube replies moved to after a year. My industrial Project is called "Paralyze". The red one on bandcamp
I accept every apology you issued in this video, but the psychological damage of what we were exposed to in one video is going to take time to heal.
9:28 wait did he say evolution is a myth and then also trash the bible? That's...unique i guess. What exactly does he believe?
Aliens?
Apparently reptilian forces
He has no political views, he just disagrees with everyone.
@@JeanMarceaux quite the fest honestly
he belives in Durstism, its the worship of fred durts
6:50 imagine getting arrested, and the cop who slaps the cuffs on you is a former mid-level rockstar with a devil daddy alter ego
I play in Street Soldier and cataonicyouths made that video go viral twice, honestly had to tag them so many times before they posted it, actually did us a lot of favours!
Y'all hard af for real 👊
Yoooooooooo Street soljaahhh I love y’all so damn much
Can't be mad at a band that has a song called Nonce Killa
Street soldier rules and I found y’all from catatonic youths , fuck yes
Crush a Stella for me bruv!
The singing family finally opened my eyes to the possibility of suicide. Thank you, singing family. Very cool.
"so we have a pregnant man who's extremely shitfaced..."
This is NOT going to be good for the baby. Someone needs to have an intervention.
@@70smanbaby died
You opened too strong, my stomach was turning from cringe just from P-Hillzzle and her rap. Genuinely feel sick with discomfort, great content, Liked and subscribed
Genuine feel sick with discomfort. Great content. Liked and subbed
My abdominal muscles started spasming when that atrocity came on the screen
there are so many Neil Breens in music.
especially in metal.
You're a fortunate soul to have never heard of Buckcherry before this.
That Vomir clip always kills me. Thank you for making this video
Watching those two guys really trying to get into (head-banging and one biting his lip) it in the Vomir clip is just awesome; permanently filed in my mind under "hilarious random shit".
@@bveracka YES! That dude makes me giggle like an idiot every time I see that clip. I don't know exactly how one is meant to move their body to harsh noise wall, but I'm pretty sure that ain't it.
@@bveracka Right up there with that guy who was aggressively brushing his teeth at a Merzbow show.
I’m a Christian and I love death metal etc. And I hate seeing those cringey vids of those youth pastors 💀
It’s good when it’s a good mix .
7 Horns 7 Eyes is nice if you haven't checked them already
“Christian Rock doesn’t make Christianity better, it just makes rock n roll worse.”
-Hank Hill
same
I still have my Jars of Clay CD from 1995. "Flood" is still a banger.
I’m sure I’m not your target audience, I’m a 58yr old white guy that played guitar in a bunch of “Classic Rock” bands back when it was just called rock but I enjoyed the shit out of this video and am subscribing. Next on my list is your list of “Everything I hate”.
_"If the Joe Rogan podcast was a band, I imagine they would sound exactly like this."_
xD That line alone earned your video a thumbs up and a new subscriber.
*EDIT:* In regards to that crabcore band. I know what it's like to like a band or song that you know you _shouldn't_ like, but you do anyway. I've listened to the track "Happy Generation" by Critical Mass enough times that I don't think I can get away with claiming to enjoy it ironically anymore.
Ironic that some skinny twig dork is making fun of Joe Rogan, and don’t get me wrong I look exactly like this dude but literally JRE gets like 300 million downloads a month bro, I’m pretty sure way more people respect joes opinions than some dweeb ass incel who hasn’t seen the sun since 2013.
@@RasTex512 A Joe Rogan fan in denial? ;3
@@freakishuproar1168 👎
the ONLY thing Paris Hilton is even remotely tolerable in is Repo! The Genetic Opera and that really has to do with the more industrial style the soundtrack has as a whole
I mean she did solid in house of wax as well
Her song Stars Are Blind isn't terrible imo, she must had really good producers and writers on the song. If you said Briteny Spears or Jessica Simpson sung it instead it be believable.
my favorite part is when her face falls off.
i have to give props to a movie that mutilates Paris Hilton.
One Night In Paris was good....
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Dear god. I saw Methods of Madness at Ozzfest when I was like 15. It was actually a really interesting experience. So it started off with Tommy Lee and MOM’s drummer doing a drum duel on I want to say Roland V-drums. And you know what? That part was really cool. Tommy Lee, for whatever the hell else can be said about him, is a legitimately good drummer. But then they started playing their songs. So Ozzfest played pavilions; covered stages outdoors with lawn seating further up the hill. And there were two stages that did a pretty good job of staggering in those first few years. About 2 minutes after the end of the drum duel the crowd basically died all the hell the way down, cut itself in half and legit started gathering at the empty second stage. That badass drum duel bought them 2 minutes of goodwill. Then we were all just like “oh. is this what this is? i think i’ll go stand in the dirt for 20 minutes waiting for idk Apartment 24 or some other bullshit. wherever i end up has never mattered less in my life provided it’s somewhere other than within earshot of whatever this is.”
lol comment sandwich but its a club sandwich
Still better than what happened when they played in Italy. They were right before Slipknot and Slayer and as soon as they got on stage people started throwing everything at them (mostly empty plastic bottles). They couldn't even finish one song, they went off stage after 10 minutes or so.
you know, im glad that this account or at least this video is about dunking on actually not smart/great people instead of just kind of making fun of some random local act just trying their best, which is what this so easily could have turned into
This video made me feel very old. I knew exactly who everlast, hedpe and buckcherry were from seeing them on every mainstream metal festival bill around 1998-2000 and having... exactly the same response back in the day.
I feel ya brother
im not even old but i had heard from them lol
@@antonholmberg911 imagine 'discovering' them live. *Shudder*
Oh come on.
Everlast was kinda decent and hedpe had one passable song (I think?). Buckcherry, I got nothing for...
I legitimately enjoyed that awful MOM album though, and pimpadelic is unironically (again, I think) one of my favorite bands so my opinion means fuck all.
@@CNYKnifeNerd yeah sounds about right. HedPe were kinda head-nod-able live, if you were over by the bar largely ignoring them, but the second you ever started paying attention, just became grating very quickly. Everlast's first stuff was well-produced and should've worked on paper, but I just... no. Buckcherry had an almost interesting band name and that's it.
Oh christ, I forgot about Everlast. Same guy who did 'Jump Around' in House of Pain (which DJ Lethal from Limp Bizkit was also a member of).
Honestly thought Devil Daddy was a member of Ghost when I saw the thumbnail.
(hed) PE had around 3 tolerable songs, but the frontman seems like one of the worst people on the planet.
Buckcherry were around in obscurity forever, then turned into one hit wonder with 'crazy bitch', then never did anything significant ever again. Which is a good thing.
That police band better be called Blink 911 or I'm calling the cops.
The guy in the dog facepaint is 100% definitely a serial killer.
The poet/upright bass couple aren't the worst thing in the world. It's not a huge leap from that to the jazz noir slam poetry coffee shops or the likes of Kimya Dawson. Not amazing, not everyone's cup of tea, and a bit pretentious, but definitely passible within certain circles.
Methods of Mayhem were pretty much proof that supergroups aren't always a good idea. Hollywood Vampires are further proof. I love Alice Cooper, but no.
Are we sure Amazing Demon Boy isn't Wednesday 13 on a bad day?
Nice to see Vomir were allowed a day pass out of guantanamo bay.
That beatdown act... I'm copyrighting the term Chavcore© just so they have to pay me money to continue to exist.
Good video, but I'm a bit disappointed Vanilla Ice's nu metal phase didn't make the cut.
What about Etienne?🙃
I play slam at open mics all over SoCal, I will be disappointed if I don’t end up on catatonicyouths
Man, those ICP guys really don't deserve the hate they receive
I’m an old man who came up in the mid 80s with the 1st wave of death metal.I haven’t heard of many of these bands thankfully.Either way good video Keanu
i am so glad to see someone else equate this dweeb to ted from bill and ted. and subtle too, i was far more blatant. i salute you sir...
I had a Hed PE Phase in Highschool. Their early stuff used to be good, then they just kept getting edgier, and more unhinged, it became like a psychosis and at that point it was kinda interesting in its energy too
their first 3 albums and their early demos are sick, but once jared (the vocalist) was starting to get into really bad conspiracies and shit, the band just got worse and worse.
also apparently the shit jared was spouting was so insane that other bands in the nu metal scene tried their hardest to not play with them live, crazy shit
I also for some reason forced myself to be into them in high school/early college. Shit sound like if Immortal Technique ran in on Limp Bizkit farting around and nobody noticed. Not my proudest use of music listening time.
I'm still good with about half of Broke. Even the tracks that aged like milk have sobadit'sgood qualities.
@@peazeralus even then, at least the instrumentals are pretty good or at least decent.
@@stridertechz right? The instrumentals and the hooks always came through
okay, before anyone says "oH jOnAtHaN dAvIs As A dJ iS cRiNgE" "iT's KoRn" "It'S mEtAl" Jonathan used to be a DJ before he joined Korn.
people seem to forget that.
that doesn't really make it less cringey, i have to admit, i sometimes wince at his nonsensical shouts to the crowd or his attempts at dancing.
but i will say this.
if he's happy, that's all i care about.
he's been through a lot of shit, and if DJ-ing brings him joy, that's great.
Fho sho! KoRn is my absolute favorite band and has been since 1998ish. I don't personally get into the DJing type of music and stuff, but if his J Devil persona and DJing makes him happy then I gives no fornications. He has said he was into DJing ever since he was a young teenager. I'm probably not going to listen to it, but that doesn't really matter. JD has also definitely had some cringe worthy moments over the years when he shouts random stuff to the crowd, gets a little excessive with the cussing, and a few times has made me think "wtf was that JD" lol, but once again I really gives no fornications, it ain't hurting anybody. Every celebrity, rock star, or whatever has made themselves look a fool at one point or another. All I care about is that they all stay happy, healthy, clean, and keep making music. And keep making their famous liquid crowds!!
@@JesseCase yeah, true. at the end of the day, i just wanna see Jonathan happy. he deserves to be happy.
Dude yes.
I saw the Korn tour (in the peak of their dubstep phase) where he did the J Devil dj sets in this video. I had some feelings when I immediately recognized a show I enjoyed in a cringe compilation here, but y'know for that tour he did his set, some other dubstep dj went on, then went back on again for Korn. I was hella impressed for someone at his age after all that partying going that hard all tour, that's a lot of work. He was so high energy the whole time and looked so goddamn happy to be there.
@@nilnilli right?
he doesn't really get enough credit as a DJ, because he's actually really good at it.
like, even if he sometimes looks like he doesn't know what he's doing, he's still clearly having fun, and that's really all that matters in the end.
honestly, Korn got me into dubstep, because before, i wrote it off as just noise, but when i heard Path Of Totality, it made me realize that there's more to it than just wub-dub sounds and grinding screeching noises.
i know that album gets so much hate because it doesn't sound like Korn, but with Korn, they've always been about trying new things, mixing genres and styles, changing their sound, every album tries something new, and i have to give them props for that, because so many artists are afraid to try new things because they worry their fans won't like it.
i also didn't realize it until Jonathan said it in an interview, but dubstep is just electronic metal, it's loud, it's aggressive, but it has moments of emotion and beauty, and just like with metal, most people write it off as just noise and refuse to listen to it and discover all it has to offer.
Seeing that (hed) P.E. footage made me sad. Their first few albums are pretty damn good. Granted they came out in the early 00's and were part of nu-metal, but tracks like 'Blackout', 'Bartender' and 'Feel Good' are still awesome tunes.
I know I’d probably be in the minority in this comment section but I gotta say I’ve spent a lot of time listening to hed pe. Not so much recently but I’ve gotta say they had good music til the last one or two albums. The vocalist is definitely a douche but it doesn’t ruin the music for me
So crustbag doesn’t know who Everlast is? Hmmmm. Okay.
4:49 JUST MAKE IT CLAP *the sound of a moderately sized fish someone dropped flopping around out of water*
I am unimaginably pleased that this video showed up in my recommended. Your sense of humour is right up my alley. Subbed!
You're becoming one of my favorite youtubers. I hope your channel gets huge.
I was laughing the whole damn time.
I laughed harder than I think I have in my life when you were talking about the guy from five finger death punch , I had no idea he was doin that hahaha
“If Vin Diesel was a white guy who listens to Insane Clown Posse” best line ever 😂
18:23 honestly as a former underpaid food service employer i would have KILLED for something even half as exciting happening at my shift
Not including Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend feels like a missed opportunity
I think I have heard that band
You got a problem b****?
Put your hands up
I actually partied with Etinne sin like 6 years ago. He just randomly showed up and was trying to get everyone to drink lean LOL
Despite this and his reputation he was actually a nice dude. Every time I see him on the page or online the experience only gets funnier.
Yeeeeeeoooooooooouuuuuughhhhhh
Him being a decent human is the least believable claim I’ve ever heard
Was only a single interaction. My impression was he was a chill dude. Doesn't speak to him as a human being@@Irrelevant66
16:35 The thing I love about Vomir despite not really being super into his work, which you get more from interviews but makes these clips delightful in hindsight, is that he is 100% in on the joke. The bizarre dry humour of a man sticking a bag over head and just *standing there* while an unchanging wall of noise blares at a tiny audience isn't lost on him, it's part of the point. It's not a joke per se, but it's definitely supposed to be absurd and at least a little off-putting.
(By contrast, there are actually harsh noise artists who are just fun live performers; in particular, I highly recommend looking up an Emil Beaulieu performance sometime. It's basically prop comedy, except unlike prop comedians Emil Beaulieu is actually funny on purpose.)
Only just found your channel and I am genuinely laughing out loud here watching this! Excellent stuff!
Literally the only thing I miss about social media is catatonic youths
I don't sub to very much stuff, but, this video earned you one from me, for whatever that's worth. I need more of whatever this video was in my life, semi-frequently.
azazel guy was in a very different behemoth, not that polish one
thanks for wyjaśnienie
cause I was trochę confused :)
@@piotrtusk5735 no problemo
I love this page so much. Whenever they upload it makes my day
Fun fact, the guy in the purple shirt singing in Hot Topic is the first vocalist from For Today
I love all these clips of people uhhh performing 😂 I don’t think I’ve ever been to your channel before, but I’ll be back fosho! 🖤 This was a great idea for a video! Reminds me of something I’d do if I made videos.
found your channel through the incel or lyrics video and now i cant stop binging your channel lol love your humor!
I now have a new favourite social media account. Thank you SO MUCH for introducing me to this.
this is the funniest fucking thing you've ever made i wish this was an hour long omfg made my day
My day is made significantly better whenever you uploa and I truly enjoy watching your every single one of your videos you glorious man
Edit: This makes no fucking sense. I don't even drink, this is all natural
sir, I’ve repressed the memory of Methods Of Mayhem for years. I have been thrust back into a world where my mind must accept that the band existed. you are paying for my therapy
nah but for real, this video is torture lmao
omg I haven't seen anything of yours since I got rid of my tiktok, so happy I found your channel!!
I felt physical pain from the cringe of Paris Hilton rapping. I had to cover my ears and close my eyes while internally screaming for it to end.
please do a part 2 and 3 and 4. I fucking loved this even though I'm probably scarred for life
My good friend was in a band with the guy who runs catatonic youths. Just a dude in the band that start of the page as a way to share the joy, and it just took off out of nowhere. Very humble dude
Just got anted to say ur vids are really funny and you literally have the same energy as everyone in my friend group so these vids literally come off as more like talking to friends than actually watching a video, also classic attack attack goes hard I’ll die in that hill
As a HCBD fan, that segment had me laughing my ass off. haha great video man. Im going to listen to that song ironically until I ultimately end up liking it.
Okay, the thing you said about Attack Attack, about how you started to like them after listening to the for a joke. I felt exactly that with another band you showed here. Not gonna lie, Amazing Demon Boy is pushing out some real bangers. They know their aesthetic and are owning it all the way. It sounds like if Detroit Metal City took a more rob zombie influence, and you know what? I really dig it.
rly love your content!!
LMAO THE 2006 MINNESOTA DEATHCORE BANDS THING CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD. in a good way. I'm from MN
Literally started crying from laughter during the Broken Side section, lmao I had no idea they were a meme but it is VERY well-deserved.
I never knew what they sounded like but it was different than I expected
@@sirspookybones1118 It's honestly so corny that it gives me type 2 diabetes if I hear more than 3 seconds of one of their songs, I can't stand it lmao
@@DeaDiabola I expected something bad but I didn't expect it to be THAT bad
All hail the algorithm. Awesome channel man! 🤘
thank you for bringing a smile to my unmotivated, too-much-thinking type of morning. I am now terribly glad that I was never cool enough for any of this.
This was hilarious, great job !
This is the best youtube video I've seen for a while I love catatonicyouths 😂😂😂
I love how the everlast guitarist is trying to smoke a cigarette while playing😂 that never works, you just end up smoking the cigarette badly while playing guitar badly
For most of the world's guitarists, you'd be absolutely right, but three men that I know of have done it successfully, albeit many many years ago - Eric Clapton, Keith Richards, and Jimi Hendrix. Clapton actually burnt a hole in a few of his Fender Strat's to hold a cigarette. Hendrix stuck them between the strings. They'd play a tricky part of the song, and then when the chords came they'd take a few puffs. Now that I think of it, Jerry Garcia used to do it too, but he'd leave it in burning in an ashtray on his amp at about face level.
LOL I swear I'm not a boomer, and I wish I didn't know this shit.
Stevie Ray Vaughan I think did it
Why do you wish you didn't know this shit... Will you fuckin stop making me feel so fucking old I'm supposed to be a Xennial, which sounds like a fucking Stan Lee INSPIRED comic... more like a bootleg Jem: truly, truly outrageous? Maybe She-ra? Wait, those are old but they were mainstream cartoons... and what I'm thinking came out of one of those candy machines with these little plastic bubbles and then they would have toys and images of things that weren't copyright protected. So you would give them to a kid who doesn't know that it's not fucking shit it's just garbage. So that's already been what I am, and I had to come to accept it, my whole entire life. I was on the internet and not really part of Gen X but I smell bad and I look funny and shit because I'm not really a Millennial and my only friends were fucking gutter punk rap or alt lit people but I hate what you're doing to yourselves and the way you make it obvious that it's part of your shitty opinion of others, yeah there are really unfortunate things about older people and I'm fine with calling them boomers when they're out of touch but why is it that you feel bad or you think it's cringe for people to know things. You're making me so fucking sad, why the fuck is that generation focused on whether or not you're being conformist and do you not realize it's what you're doing? Gen z just the whole fucking generation somehow missed the memo that acting like the kids who won't let you sit at their table is fucking pathetic... And then these moments where you self-censor are the most fucking sad because I formed plenty friendships with people where I tried to encourage them, and it literally is just bad self-esteem, find out in the end when they really make their true colors clear like that bad self-esteem is also intimately linked to you being comfortable being such bratty fucking assholes to each other and notice that it's normal because it's okay to be a conformist and that's all you need to know apparently and I'm just still waiting for you guys to make value judgments that aren't weak ass cowardly conformity and then maybe we could fucking have conversations again on the fucking internet..
worried about being cringe that you fucking can't even know things anymore you can't even fucking know things anymore what the fuck is wrong with you@@bveracka
Also fgt uploading the video Everlast is one of the few rappers that came from a mainstream thing that kept on being consistent as the years went by, unlike Madchild if you hear him now, if you'd listen to Everlast on Bottle Rocket by the Swollen Members before a rapper like Madchild fell off and reminds me of the guy from the Happy Mondays at this point... Yeah you heard me I hope, thx for the upload fgt I don't even like his shit enough to have ever bought a single thing from him that wasn't just a feature on something else but a lot of that House of Pain is the kind of thing where you... I hope someday you find out in a really humbling just like I even don't mind a crazy humiliating way if it gets the point across... But someday I hope it's obvious to someone that has reasons to care about you that you are out of pocket and you need to get this lesson driven home because I know you're just a kid and no it's not that smart and it's not that serious
But at worst I heard some really low effort Lo-Fi Funk with yeah he was also trying to do country with some of his music he was just fucking around dude like you didn't let it play enough to hear any of the lyricism but that the guy kept on dropping good verses add a time when I would be surprised that he was still making music that was relevant and I've always had a really good impression of him without having to ever buy any of his music
And at one point in time I definitely also associated him with people that would be a little scary for a kid to just think it's okay to take something out of context and disrespect someone that you like what the fuck is wrong with you kids like fucking wrong with you
You fucking saw the Grammy so you know, you had a reason to know that this probably is somebody that is a lot more important than me and you didn't even named him like... Level of disrespect is just so fucking wild to me. I have never heard anything about the band that he might have toured with that would have jammed for him on stage and how amazing they are so I don't really give a shit but I do give a shit about you because his voice sounds different and go meet some fucking Tom waits fans or some shit.
Or you know what nevermind I just think it's obvious that you're a poser and you're going to expose yourself as a poser who doesn't know what they're talking about in numerable ways throughout your lifetime and I don't know I've been editing this comment but I was thinking at some point in your life you might just have someone laugh at you in a way where they can laugh with you and you might just be humbled and realize if it wasn't actually that funny of a joke who the fuck was I kidding trying to profit off of feeling Superior to someone that is like 100 times better than me in terms of what they managed to accomplish while they were putting out media for other people to touch their lives... Like do you feel no sense of kinship with other people that also create content, and you don't see any continuum from the past up until you right I think that's what happened with the scene kids. I play real music play classical music my entire life and I know I can hear like a new jazz musicians if it was just really really bad music... It's just average jam band music and you notice that they were doing something experimental with the keyboard where he's just slamming on it. Yeah they do that sometimes in a moment where they're conveying a light-hearted mood and they're also just trying to get your attention and weird you out. Unless you can prove to me that that's the only thing he did and that's what people had to sit through for an hour then you're a fucking poser fake and you get your laughs by deceiving people and that's probably why you don't want to actually give his name like write better fucking humor and don't try to fucking swerve that far outside your lane because if it was like a different year or time I just think you honestly would not even be safe right now. I've been around real elites in the musical world and whether you mean classical and in the academic world I just have also known plenty hipsters and then you're just like a scenester.
You're likeable because you're just a kid. Right?! If you notice someone has a Grammy. Ya never mind you just are an arrogant **** like holy ***** that's really weird. Have you earned one of those UA-cam things that gets painted the color of plastic metals or whatever like... did you used to dye your ******* pubes when you wanted to get r*ped by the members of blood on the dance floor? Ever try a gold bedazzler because I think that's closest you might achieve in life yeah that's about as close as you'll get to earning a Grammy. You don't get to be a elitist about music when any smugness you have is the cred of a middle schooler who knew some bands from LimeWire that other people didn't just go to sleep please and don't wake up where else just keep this up and you'll tell the wrong joke about the wrong people someday 😊 I just have become so irritable lately I don't know what's wrong with me...
I think I was just really positive and like thought in terms of an assumption you would find good everywhere except I do remember I did always hate the New Jersey suburbs. And that is what the world is turning into. You don't have any connection to anything else before you that could be said to provide you with a soul or much of a conscience based on understanding the value of respect and you never will get that and our species is about to die out for good because if this is the level of culture and it's like idiocracy then it's not going to be that long until one of you is the one who has their finger on the nuke.
Enjoy the time while you still have it.
But I did used to think there must be something good in everything like you guys wouldn't go out there living your lives every day the way that you do like your culture that's your culture you live that every day right so I may not ever really understand it but if you're doing that every single day you're probably pretty smart at what you do that was my attitude and I was open up my ears and wait to hear things that showed me that these people are actually really cool and I could learn something from them or at least enjoy the things that they are clearly enjoying cuz like you cannot be a sort of sad child that only likes tendies and milk with your mac and cheese and you won't eat any real prepared food just if it's from a culture that you're not familiar with because they'll be these moments that might be cringe and that scares you or whatever right you're so sad it's so pathetic it's just a spoiled brat culture and that's what it is can you destroying my whole world view when I realized that that's what it is and every day I see more of it
Your influence is beginning to be the dominant one in terms of how people treat each other it's just it's fucking contagious you like you fucking right away The Souls of people that interact with you that aren't like you and so I'm not surprised that you can't find anyone that I like anymore. I really hope it ends soon. I thought I need to understand what it is that you're doing and you know I'm afraid I do understand it now and it's really fucking sad. It's you and your fucking hat that people wear not for snow but because they're skaters like are you even a skater because I think I know what you are and it's just a poser l***icp*** B***mmfwcl***!
I am beginning to feel like an entire generation started to reach for the lipstick and the hair dye and not in a way like the New York Dolls did you know they were still just like they were still perfectly in tune with like the average junkie you know sleaze ball back then you know they still were just putting on an act for fun because it could score them ladies and some of the people in the business took this seriously cuz it was so different and hey David Bowie could get famous doing it why not us so that's different when instead you have indie music that is only indie by virtue of the same reason that suburban kids are completely isolated so this isn't about not being part of a major company this is about not having any connection to other human beings you're like an ape or a monkey that has been shoving makeup on yourself because on some level you know that's the thing that make sexy pretty also not allowed so rebel and then fancy gold I want gold diamond but makeup and then you rub it all over your face and shit and you go out and say something outrageous and if you are visibly a chomo then all the other children will buy up as many text messages as they can to vote for you or whatever basically all they do is just click your Myspace and that is the culture that you come from that is you.
Of course after that kind of trauma and was just waking up to realize that that's who you thought was a cool rebel and that's kind of like the same track that you're on because you don't have any connection to anything you don't know enough and you didn't respect anyone enough to fucking have that connection you're just fucking ignorant and just prioritizing your ignorance by calling people boomers if they know things it's just going to keep going for a while and have fun the insecure like they really should take the fgt word and I don't know how to rewrite it but it should just apply to you latent scene music syndrome types with yeah there is this cartoon of a dog who also wears a beanie that you look a lot like...
Sorry it's just that that wasn't actually something that you should feel Superior to and I am really angry lately at people that get off on their ignorance and then get encouraged and no one to fucking tells them hey you actually just made fun of someone like they have a million times cooler than you and you also just happened to be wrong so it's just so infuriating because if I was your father or your brother I would want you to know just not to be mean just literally to help you
That was possibly bad jam band music people playing bad white boy song for a second but who cares I have no evidence that that was anything particularly laughable except that you would probably don't know who Tom waits is just like you didn't seem to know who Everlast is so never mind... They sometimes would have had fun in 1999 playing jam band shit and then starting to jam on the keys to weird you out and just be different and not try hard you know and then let the dude kick his lyrics and then he's tripping you out with this shity thing like that's just a good time... As far as I know that's all it was I have to go fucking watch it now thanks to you pissing me off because you didn't show any awareness of the fact that's fucking Everlast you b**** I know bad jam band music stuff but what the hell like yeah I can remember there are times like it's a moment of fun and then they also like pluck the piano string sometimes too like it's called being experimental and it's not necessarily the people who are bad at music and you know who's definitely bad at music is somebody who is just sitting around from your fucking arm chair and criticizing things and you've never fucking made any music in your life you are sucker little b**"* and I will try to keep that in mind with the future source of infuriating behavior because it's obviously the only way people could be this terrible is that they are just really terrible people and they're just like sad and I should start to think of them as like pathetic... But maybe someday you could be you know the one you know the Neo Nazi biker's sex slave chained up in a dungeon, or sorry I meant Neo the one that saved us all you know, you met Morph'n Ranger and you'll climb into the Matrix one day and well first off yeah, you would have to 😢 be unplugged? Hasn't happened yet so I know you're currently in one of them comas so forget it Trinidad I will just tell you that I wish you, you know, Godspeed, good sir, on your recovery from the f*GG*Allin*try
Dude you look just like Jimbo Jones from The Simpsons !!! Really enjoyed your video.
Where did you get that Water Torture shirt??? I’ve been looking for one ever since they took down their mercy store years ago
i glad to have found your channel wtf
i have no clue who tf u are but this video is great, subbed
YOU SAID BROKENCYDE AND I THREW MY PHONE it was like a fucking mental jumpscare wtf
Thank you so much for posting this. My day actually sucked worse before I saw this.
dude. it’s been so long since your last video i’ve taken one entire shit. what the fuck
very happy to see a new vid tho. hope ur doing well
I made it up to 36 years not knowing what buckcherry looked like, thanks
That woodstock video killed me man lmao that shit was hysterical
Thank you so much for adding a clip from the most underrated movie ever made “walk hard a Dewey cox story”
bro you're hilarious, glad I found this channel
This made my day *better*, thank you 😂
BRO this video is STOOPID HILARIOUS!!!
Holy shit I've been trying to remember "some black metal band where the fat lead vocalist drinks some guy from the crowd's beer" and it was Azazel! Years long journey finally comes to an end. Thanks friend.
When the cop band started to play Blink 182 songs in a middle school I lost my shit
I may have gone to that middle school :/ Logos were blurred out, so it's hard to tell.
I've watched this too many times and am at a loss whether to be mad or grateful.
Methods of Mayhem are like that shitty contrived bandwagon nu-metal, that used to happen back then, like when Vanilla Ice put out that album.. nothing quite like irrelevant former rock stars trying to stay cool with the kids
Gonna be Honest Methods of Mayhem goes kinda hard
No clue what they were saying, but they were SPITTIN
Get out of here, Waffler. We know what you are!
I have Etienne Sin in my contacts btw, was tryna get him to Collab with UKMG when I was working with UKMG. I wrote a song with UKMG (it's Unicorn Blood). Jon and Etienne are both mad talented in reality. Jon beat Etienne on fame and Etienne beat Jon in connections.
4:02 Hearing you say "Ok, so let's unpack what we just saw" after seeing that gave me whiplash
man my fukken STOVE SET ITSELF ON FIRE SOMEHOW and y'all made me laugh that shit off y'all r fukken on point have a great one bud
Street soldier are actually a good band and cool lads! Nevertheless the Mcgregor comparison was pretty funny😂
Street soldier is the goddamn shit mane. I will stand up for them for eternity… the Connor McGregor thing did make me laugh tho lmao
Came here to chime in as well! Scotty's a beast, and all the lads in Street Soldier know exactly what they're writing, but also legit goes hard. SLDR
You are one of the few genuinely funny people on UA-cam.
Thank you for bringing this to my attention.
I know I’m 6 months late but the hot topic crunk core show is a band called dotdotcurve:) (yes, it’s stylized with the smiley face). They are definitely Walmart brokencyde.
I would very much enjoy another video of this type sir
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3:23 OK the security guard’s face basically sums it all up
hed pe were pretty big in a nu metal community, renegade and bartender were bops
Wow, I haven't heard Hed Pe since like 2005. A coworker burned me a copy of their Blackout album... it had like 3 or 4 tracks that were OK, nothing extraordinary. They got another job shortly after, but they always seemed really annoyed that I hadn't absolutely loved the album.
Went to a PM5K concert a few years ago and they were playing. Someone was passing a blunt and the whole segment was just meh.
Hed-pe's early stuff was dope!! I know I'm old.
I want to start a band but I don't have very much confidence. This video really made me think "Jesus christ atleast I'm not these people"
Thank you
*Why you hurt me like this?!*
I'm laughing but my ribs are in agony.